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Hello there anons

I'm looking for ways to totally ruin my cheating ex's life.

I have a copy of her house keys, she lives alone and is never there, she has no idea I have these keys, I have entered her house a few times and cummed in her mayo, milk, jam, peanut butter, her shampoo etc etc basically everything she uses in a daily basis has my cum in it, but I want to step it up, I want to totally ruin her life without she realizing it was me and that's why I'm asking you for advice anons.

I have been thinking of putting sleeping pills in a juice bottle she always drinks at night, then get into her house and abuse her without she realizing but I'm running out of ideas, as ideas are posted here I will be uploading pictures of her, thanks y'all!
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Here is a little bit more of her.
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just post pr0n man
she ain't worth trouble no girl is
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lol what a fag
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First off stop putting your dna all over her shit.
Second post her pics all over here, and 4chan will make her life suck.
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I forgot to mention everything will be filmed and posted here dudes.
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>>715530358
Send that shit to her parents
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Make her data public and people here might fuck her up, not your personal army, but some might cooperate
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>>715531158
Post moar
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Give the keys and her adress to the craziest homeless guy you can find and tell him you bought him a house
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i think one of the best solution is to get over her
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>>715530358
Somebody post the story about the exploding bottles of apple juice, I know you niggers have it.
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>>715531489
Sounds like a good plan, here is some more.
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>Write note with her address
>Put note and keys in envelope
>Leave envelope in a public place (restaurant, library etc.
>Wait
>Profit
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Figure out how to give her constant food poisoning by putting tiny bits of rotten food into various things in her fridge.
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op remember you can't bump your own thread so

>Imagen_(57)

let's see 2-56
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Okay here it is a bit more keep them ideas coming
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you should leave her alone
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>>715531860
This is a good one
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>>715530358
Stop leaving a trace like someone else mentioned. When all of that is gone form her house download some child porn to her computer and cellphone. Preferably with her internet. Hide it so she can't easily find it. Send an anonymous tip and that's it. Life ruined. Probably will go to prison and when she gets out she will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of he life. She'll end up on one of those sex offender communities.
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OK will shoot out ideas for pics...
use diluted nicotine to slowly get her addicted to nicotine. Nicotine addiction sucks.
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Here keep them coming people.
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Give us her info so we can find you I mean her
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>>715532178
Ohhhh yeah this is the best one
I wouldn't have thought of it, this is ingenious
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>>715532178
>savage
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Steal her credit card and start buying random stuff to make a big debt and put her address
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Get a sample of a STD somehow and put in her her food. Mix it well. Make sure its something that will be obvious to her partners for now on
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>>715530358
So you want to reduce yourself to her petty level, pathetic
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>>715532178
This
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ok here is a good one. clog her dishwasher or clothes washer or toilet or some shit in a believable way, and cause it to overflow ad cause massive water damage to her house. then she gets mold and water damage costs a fuckload to repair. I am going to need some kinkier pictures than these if you want more ideas though.
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>>715532178
This is definitely the best idea so far.
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>>715532803
>Implying that someone can use 4chan and not be pathetic
Cmon bud
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Okay I'm thinking about the child pron one, anything else? Like getting her an std as well?
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>>715532988
Anyway to get her pregnat like with out her finding out it was you. Also shes hot anon what happend? Also face?
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>>715532988
If you go through with the child pron one give us your local news station so we can see the report
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order pizzas to her house when she isnt there

>opensdoor.mov
>ask for pizza guy to come in
>kys
>make sweet, sweet love on top of sausage lovers pizza
>nekbeards.gif
>fin
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>>715532988
Child porn is risky is she allergic to anything
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>>715532178
How do you send tip
Explain
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Just don t do anything
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>>715533250
Call an anonymous crime tipline you fucking sperg.
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>>715530358
If you really want to ruin her life and she's really the cock hound you claim she is just give me her address. I just got back from the immunologist and according to the lab my viral load is "impressively high".
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>>715532988
I like the idea of getting her pregnant and not having her notice.
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>>715533250
Most areas have anonymous tipline services that you can call and say "hey this cunt got baby dicks on her computer"
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>>715533388
Check ed
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Bitch cheated on me, I might get some random dude's sperm put her to sleep then break into her house and get her pregnant, maybe will just bring some homeless drug addict to rae her as she sleeps
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What state are you from op
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rape her and then kill her

check these dubs
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>>715530358
Buy a shit ton of mice and let them free on the house
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>>715530358
Have you ever heard of a piss plate before?
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>>715532178
idiots
>>715533359
fucking moron

How the fuck you gonna explain to them how you know about the child porn in the first place without her knowing and without her giving you permission to be in her house?

Idiots never think things through..
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>>715533506
Any vids fucking her? Also ya do that and film it but instead of one do many
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>>715532988
Won't work bruh. Computers have activity logs. If she has an alibi as to where she was when it was turned on, all eyes are gonna be on whoever else can get in.

That's also just way too fucking harsh anyway. She feed your dog chocolate or something?
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how to kill OP's thread by anon
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>>715533658
Do you not know how anonymous tip lines work?
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>>715533658
He can say that when they were dating it was a secret that she let him in on because she trusted him
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Get a fucking life is what you need to do lame ass dude..... Idk what the fuck she did to you but sounds like you need help brah.
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>>715533658
>anonymous tip
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>>715530358
U sound like a cringy loser. No wonder she cheated on you, lol.
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>>715533835
no shit, but in a case involving child porn, the feds will trace the call and question how you know about it, because you're proving some kind of involvement in a felony.
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>>715533658
>Idiots never think things through...
THAT IS CORRECT SIR
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Grow up. Realize that she sucks. Bummer. Grow a pair and move on with your life. Did she ruin your life...kill your mom...etc. doubtful. Bitches Fuck up. And now it's done. Be mad. But for God's sake act like a man instead of a butthurt child.
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>>715534065
>>715534005
>>715533953
>>715533891
Why did this just turn into a straight up fucking nudes thread im pissed
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>>715533506
>house
But so fucking what tho, move tf on with your life. I get you're pissed but getting her pregnant, really? You've lost your marbles home boiiiiii! I'd murder your ass
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>>715534139
fuck you that's why
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>>715534139
Because op is dumb. But naked women are neat to look at.
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Well maybe I will put some of her cats shit inside her vagina so she will get an infection, any other ideas?
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>>715532988
Jesus dude, you could get her on ruining your nirvana t-shirt alone... That shit is serious
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>>715530358
Not your army
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>>715532803
Fair enough. Its still childish
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>>715530358
op be careful after you do things shes gonna get smart and put cameras around her house and places so be careful gloves mask another car walking taxi anything
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>>715534065
Moar!
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>>715534399
>99
there is none
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>>715534360
Feg
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>>715533506
Oh my god I think you need to grow up and get antipsychotics getting your ex girlfriend pregnant coz she cheated is just stupid as fuck... What you the think you can just get away from paying child support your crazy
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>>715531860

Kek OP this is a fantastic idea
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>>715534331
You got more bro?
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>>715534331
Moar
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>>715530358
Here's a bridge: now get over it.
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Lol op if she is on the pill, somehow either replace her pills with the sugar kind or get rid of them all together. Then use sleeping pills to get her preggers with a friends semen he kindly provides
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this thread is ruined, just like your bitch OP
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Alright I'm jumping ship, this just nudes now
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>>715532178
This is evil but perfect, fuck that whore. Do. It.
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>>715532988

Find someone with an STD, preferably herpes, as there is no cure to that, it is more of an annoyance and is perfect revenge against a cheater.

Find someone on CL, get them to come around and fuck her, or if you dont trust, just get a scraping of some of their skin lesions (carefully), put her to sleep and get them around her vagina and lips.

Wait.

Profit.
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>>715534951
Yeah this is stupid
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Why dont you shit somewhere in her house that she'll never find? Put a fish in her vents or something. To an extreme
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For fucks sake all I wanted were ideas to ruin her life and you fuckers ruined this...
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>>715535041
Lol even better, get a CL guy to come around and fuck her, get her pregnant without knowing who he is and etc.
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Always makes me laugh when some shitlord comes on here looking for ways to make some chicks life miserable because of his feels. Guys like OP are so fucking beta. She cheated and dumped your ass because of the same retard level shit your pulling here. Get a fucking life and a clue you fucking cuck OP.
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>>715533470
and of course they've never heard of this idea before and there is no way they can tell if pictures came from a clandestine source or were placed there and, more importantly since they really want the SOURCE of any pictures, any possibility of the pictures being traced back to you. (do you have her computer's password and if so why are you breaking into her house at all.)

Just about anything suggested is going to founder when you realize the first question the cops will ask is "who has, or might have, a set of spare keys to your house?" after which you are going to have to hold out under 8 hours of professional interrogation, either with your lawyer or without, during or after which you will confess, being as you are not John Gotti

btw, she knows you've broken in. People can tell no matter how careful you are. There are probably cameras inside unless she has just been sensible and changed the lock cylinders

Give it up, get another gf who's prettier and make sure she knows, living well is the best revenge.

Keep the pix coming though
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>>715535297
i like it when people post useless novels on 4chan
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>>715534139
You're new here, aren't you?
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put a dead fish in her heater.
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>>715535202
Youre a sick puppy, you.
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>>715535555
Im new here
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>>715530358
Nig nog waht
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>>>715535555
chekd
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>>715535256
Exactly fucking. Hell I can imagine how insane you were with her. Honestly op, think of reevaluating your life before you ruin others.
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>>715535297
>Keep the pix coming though
lolz
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>>715535464
thank you, I'm writing one, it's called "Shitlords I Have Known".
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Go to Craigslist or backpage and get a new chick, faggot.
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Look anon if you are going to pull the porn stunt you are gonna have to start thinking for your self. I can't solve all your problems.

Anonymous tips are anonymous.

You have to stablish a pattern. Download porn several times over a time period. Not all at once. It has to look like she developed a taste for it. She's promiscuous so that'll help the story.

Do it on her internet.

Don't leave traces of your visits. Wear gloves have an alibi and keep a strict schedule.

Even if all this doesn't work out, an anonymous tip with enough commotion can ruin her image to the general public. If news get out that she was taken into custody foe being a suspect of child pornography possession it'll ruin her life. The seed is planted. People will talk and they will believe whatever they want to believe.
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>>715536604
Oh and don't contact anyone from cl or whatever. Loose ends are loose ends.
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Her snatch looks like it's seen quite a bit of mileage.
You're pretty naive thinking that you're mister unique and she would stick with you faithfully til death do you part.

That's life m8. Either youre boring or you bored her (sexually?) and now she has left the coop to search for a new rooster (maybe two).
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Just kill yourself. That will completely devastate her.
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>>715530358
>>715536604
>>715536719
>>715532178
Don't stop posting pictures. I'm giving you what you asked for.
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>>715530358
Put needles in the cable of her toaster and cut them off, loosen every doorknob so it falls right out when you pull it a little, pour a little bit of gasoline on ger carpet and couch (She can never get rid of the smell) and if she has beer in the house shake until at the urge of explosion
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Let her stab you to death then she will spend the rest of her life behind bars
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>>715533917
that's basically saying he allowed it to go unnoticed the entire time. use your brain man.
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>>715534134
hell yeah
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Just keep them coming dudes
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>>715531860
Easiest way is to open a can of clams or other shellfish, leave it at room temperature for about 48 hours, then extract a tiny bit of the clear juice from the surface. Add that to someones food, and enjoy watching them ride the poop train for a few days, no scheduled stops.
Or you know, kill them with campylobacteriosis, what am I a fucking toxicoligist?
Anyway, this.
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>>715535005

Hardly perfect, you dumb fucking idiot. There's plenty of problems with that suggestion, you're just too fucking dumb to realise what they are.

Fucking 14 year old kids trying to give adults advice when they've only ever been out the house with their parents permission.

Fuck off cunts
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>>715536604

OP has already said she is never in the house. So she'll have an alibi for every time this shit is downloaded.

Try again, you simple fucking retard.
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>>715539115
That's actually a great fucking idea hahahhaa make this bitch sick
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I realy like those nudes so letss get this thing up to date. Suposed she owns a car you already drove in. Kidnap her with that car and print some random dudes fingerprints on the stearing wheel so they will suspect the stranger. Now you have got her and yoh can do whatever you want, for exampel buy a latex suit she cant open herself and write free to use on it before dumping it in a homeless district or a public toilet maybe alsy try to deform the zip suit so its hard for annyone else to open. The zip suit has to be one where she is unable to move and dont forget to bind her to a specific object so noone can just take her home and be a nice owner ;p the longer it takes the police to find her the more fucked up her body will get and the stranger the people that use her. So in the end I don't think she will be able to life a normal life anymore.
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>>715532787
They're called STDs for a reason dumbass. Transmitted through sex. For food you need FTDs.
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>>715530358
Protip: just move on, if she cheated on you, she'll cheat on whoever the fuck she is with right now.
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post her feet
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>>715541092
nice
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>contract herpes
>makeup sex
>give her herpes
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>>715530358
Sign her up for a lot of spam mail to be sent to the house. I'm talking 50-60 letters a day. After a few months she won't bother looking through them all and just toss everything. Now go into the house and get a copy of their Ssn. Some people keep them in a hidden place in the house. If you manage to find it, go on to her computer, sign up for credit cards, if she files for stolen identity she will most likely get convicted for trying to fake a fraud, they can't track it to you unless your dumb, online purchase gift cards, boom. Max all cards at once it'll be too late to do anything. Good luck.
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>>715535202
OP just post her face and name and we will do the rest.
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>>715534855
Anyone got sauce? I remember that someone posted an imgur link at some point but have lost it since....
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>>715530358
Cement in the drain or fish in the air vents
Pick your poison
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>>715531489
Better still cut an extra pair then give that to the hobo
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>>715539115
>>715540035
Seriously OP this is the best middle ground, easy and does not take too much effort. Be VERY careful, report to /b with pics and updates for maximum keks.
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>>715545044
found it!
http:// imgur.com/a/7AJtj
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