Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>715517943
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Someone erp with me.
Rumia claimed
>>715528483
Arisu
>>715527966
it's uploading, 30 min or so
>>715527980
having an angry looking car isn't necessarily a bad thing, my car looks super angry, and people get the hell outta my way, the problem is that miatas shouldn't be angry, they should be happy
>Sameji claim'd
>>715528449
Okay
>>715528171
There's 16, and same.
>>715528449
*I toss you in the gas chamber*
Claimed bois
>>715528630
Mind if I roll... STEAL?!??!
>>715528454
>>715526687
There is some Smash 4 mod that I'm not quite sure what it does on this SD Card. I don't know if I should delete it or not.
>>715527653
There's something about Samus in Melee that's off to me. She's fun to play in Smash 4 though.
Wario is pretty fun. I think I used to use him for the Rosalina matchup, although I'm not sure.
Shulk, Luigi, and Palutena are pretty fun to play on occasion.
>>715527980
What button do you use to jump? I use Y personally
>>715527980
Noice, I've played with the 3ds so much I got used to 3ds/pro controls. Occasionally I use GameCube because feels good controls.
>>715528090
Kek, just preferences really.
>>715528318
I wouldn't be surprised if it would kill charizard. Plus you would be at disadvantage with the rain out too.
I'll check the calculator what would happen
Sableye caught.
>Ika
Lady Kiryuuin Satsuki is a proper lady
>>715528869
>>715529038
[X] Doubt
>>715527980
I used to do tournaments, but not anymore. Not enough time to get to that level and maintain it. I just play online mostly now, aside from a few friends who get together from time to time.
>>715527981
China a cute.
>>715528883
Mugi is proper girl. Her regal eyebrows suggest she has royal blood. Also she is wealthy.
>>715529087
I am sorry...
>>715528520
Toyobaru's are only angry because daddy's shit genetics gave him a small dick (2 liter NA flat four) that only pushes like 200-something HP at the crank.
>>715528883
Find out what it does.
I keep tap jump on, also because melee, so it kinda varies depending on what I'm trying to do. Sometimes analog up, sometimes X/Y. Usually analog up for just jumping around.
>>715528514
stop obsessing over people on the internet retard
>>715529038
this is what a proper lady does in her free time?
>>715529404
stop caring what other people do on the internet reatard
>>715529087
Forgot to add this YT link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OXON8vIaA
>>715529469
i am wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE0ABnC2Evg
>>715528569
Kek I'm not gonna lie when I first realized what erp was I was a little creeped out. Never before have I felt like the normie than then
>>715529281
>>715529496
<3
>>715528798
Nice try guy!
>>715528990
Yeah, I guess so.
>>715529208
>>715529190
She is wealthy.
She has regal features.
She is of royal blood.
She dresses nicely.
She has manners to other members of her class.
She is strong.
That is a proper woman.
>>715529463
>implying thats real
>implying thats even canon
In her freetime she trains and drinks tea. Posting fan made erotica isn't fact.
>>715529669
I don't think she really is of royal blood, anon
>>715529497
stupid
>>715529562
What are you doing?
>>715529373
didn't buy it for power, and slow traffic gets outta my way
>>715529373
Probably just textures/music.
I was never a fan of tap jump so when I started playing PM and Smash 4 I turned it off. I should probably start turning off tap jump when I play Falco/Fox in PM though
>>715529516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EZjDll7IB4
>>715529870
Incest is common in royal families
>>715529669
>>715529463
Also as a matter of fact she only does that kind of thing to me. Since I am her husband and an upper class citizen.
>>715529870
Her eyebrows suggest otherwise.
>>715529990
She was raped. That doesn't count.
>>715529990
>>715530161
raped or not it's still hot
>>715529964
Nothing much... just wanted to swing by waifu before finding something to occupy my evening.
How about you?
>>715529669
nah it's in character
>>715529988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyEB2AEqHxc
>>715530267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lveqodcepjs
>>715529973
I wanna say that's partially why most widebody kits look so fucking aggressive on the things. Makes them look like the automotive equivalent to a manlet who goes to the gym way too much.
>look at me
>LOOK AT ME
>Yeah, I'm a fast car
>I can outcorner a Miata, and drive faster than any American Muscle car I swear
>2 LITERS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO GET GOING FAST, I SWEAR. I'M SMALL BUT POWERFUL!
Though, Rocketbunny V2 and Pandem V3 kits do look nice when done correctly for a track/drift/show car
>>715530161
>Since I am her husband
Is this a trend with Kill la Kill anons now? what did i miss?
>>715530234
Well I am just sitting on my couch, watching some weird Arabic Ben 10 while browsing a few threads there and there and having a cup of coffee.
>>715530245
Stay mad, peasant.
>>715530231
She was raped twice by Ragyo. That's pretty disgusting.
>>715530551
You missed the fact that "waifu" implies wife.
>>715530712
Sounds very elegant
>>715530745
who said anybody was mad? i have fun lewding with anons like you.
QoTT: edgiest anime you've watched?
>either Lucky Star, Keion, or kinmosa o:
>>715530745
O nvm den who cares if it's her mother,
>>715530992
thats fucking incest gross
>>715530909
It's not that elegant, but sure! What are you planning on doing though?
>you will never have a Misaka clone that was programmed to love you unconditionally and stay loyal to you
If multiplication is repeated addition, then does that make division be repeated subtraction?
>>715531030
Hmm... SAO.
>>715531102
Mikasa > Misaka
Ka before Sa > Sa before Ka
>>715531147
>>715531030
Death Note
>>715531097
At this point, I'm thinking Touhoumon
>>715529667
Do you claim anyone in particular, or are you just posting for the hell of it? I'm out of scarves.
>>715531147
whats addition lmao?
r u on drugs o:
>>715531083
ikr at least post something like Dio x Jonathan, I mean it's not real incest since Dio is the adoptive brother of Jonathan but it's fun to think that there's more to it
>>715531386
D:<
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME?!
>>715531147
Seems legit
>>715531393
No one in particular, yet.
Just posting cuties with scarf while I'm waiting for someone who will hopefully show up someday.
>>715531519
Too late :^)
hah virgins i bet u dont have a girlfriend lmao
pic related is her
she still loading o:
>>715531691
WAIT A SECOND?!?! I THOUGHT THAT TOUHOUMON WAS A JOKE?!? WHAT... THE... FUCK?!??
>>715531083
shes royal blood lmao
>>715531755
Noice, her man wanna share waifus? I'm getting tired of mine and my back up waifu isn't so great tbh
>>715531755
can i sniff her butt :o
>>715531685
>scarfposting
I didn't know this was a thing
>>715531685
Gotcha. By that, you mean a particular claimer? Or finding the right waifu?
>>715531030
Rurouni Kenshin OVA/Samurai X, Elfen Lied, Ideon: Be Invoked
>>715531828
ROM hacks are a weird thing. You'd be amazed at some of the modded Pokemon ROMS you can find.
Shit like Moemon... Or Pokesweet... Those are fucking weird.
>>715531828
It's very real, and a good game to boot
https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/39ra3n/touhou_puppet_dance_performance_english_patch/
>>715531691
download link?
>>715531968
particular claimer
>>715531944
>>715532164
https://mega.co.nz/#!z5IwnJTA!3HBoKisuwVeZPH50_GKwnZC0MQQNVLwiBe6wKOE0Rg8
Translation in >>715532014
>>715531944
Bikini posting were the good old days
>>715531991
I know about some ROMs but I thought that this shit was a joke... ffs
>>715532164
here >>715532014
>>715532014
I love you.
>>715532236
I always miss out on the fun /waifu/ events.
My fault for not being a frequent claimer, I guess
>>715532014
gtfo fag
>>715532233
i cant patch on mobile and i don't own a computer ;o;
>>715532371
Flan looks pissed that you bit her pocky on this pic.
>>715529038
I can see her in a Fedora
>>715532540
I see the innocent, playful face of a girl who doesn't understand the full implications of the pocky game
prepatched touhoumon rom pls?
its for gba right?
no ds because that cripples my phone
>>715531030
Another
>Everybody died. The end <3
>The fuck is this, Final Destination?
>Seriously, the odds of anyone getting killed like a lot of the deaths in this shit are near zero.
>Mei was kinda cute though.
>>715532326
Yeah, no, people will make ANYTHING into a ROM hack.
>>715532232
People come and go quite often, I haven't been here all that long and have seen a fair amount of it. Maybe that person will show back up for you.
>>715532471
It still happens from time to time.
Cirno is only good 2hu
Therefore best 2hu
I got banned on lol lol
yt032afy4e4t86g/00460007.MOV?dl=0
7c3wzn801399lra/00510008.MOV?dl=0
drifting is up, skip to 40 seconds on the first video
>>715532752
there once was an anime called Akame Ga kill
it was so good everybody died
the end
>>715532855
So you don't like Touhou?
>>715532889
can i eat out your butthole lol o:
>>715532775
that person has cut all means of communication we had and I think this is the place where I can most likely hear from them again
Saratoga claim
>>715533045
yes and you never added me on discord :o
>>715532957
No.
All the other 2hus are shit.
>>715531030
Lucky Star and Kei-on were edgy?? I must have watched the wrong shows
I guess I'll go with Darker than Black? Hei so edgy
>Joining in on the scarfposting
>>715532702
She is not innocent. She may not know about your pocky game but she can kill and eat fairies if she wants to.
>>715532752
I will make YOU into a ROM hack.
Anything goes kik
>>715533124
i dont have the app o:
ill add u whats ur thingy.
i'll install it o:
>>715533169
idk man wanting to throatfuck little girls is pretty edgy in my book.
>>715533171
>>715533128
>Loves Cirno
>Hates all of her friends
>Hates the fantastic, romantic world she lives in
So tragic
>>715531991
>>715531030
this girl I had a crush on told me to watch tokyo ghoul
what a garbage fucking anime
>>715533283
coolcatoreo#1927
>>715532893
>yt032afy4e4t86g/00460007.MOV?dl=0
How the fuck do I use this?
>>715532924
I still haven't watched that tbh
>>715533171
Okay.
Use emerald as a base then. Emerald is my shit, nigga.
>>715533053
They always return at one point, for they can never leave.
Even if they return for only a few minutes.
>>715533349
>wanting to throatfuck little girls
Citation needed, anon.
From where I sit, that's all you
>>715533053
Turned your back on someone, or was it just something that ended on bad terms? Wouldn't put it past someone to lurk to see who is and isn't around after something like that.
>>715532752
True, NES is full of shitty romhacks.
>>715533480
dropbox com /s/
4chan kept calling it spam
>>715533361
>
>>715533386
Romantic. We eat fairies.
>>715533480
I was making a joke, I cannot make shit into a ROM. I can tho try and make an RPG Maker game for ya. Just a simple little story maybe. Maybe for the whole /waifu/ even. Just like some interactive party house. I made those before.
>>715533551
Come on now, don't tell me you've never had the though, I know you dream of that infamous "loli tightness" every single day.
>>715533361
This one is particularly cute
>>715533597
Hello Houki
>>715532855
I agree if you include Chen.
>>715533663
Maybe... sometimes... but we do it cutely!
>>715533636
Thanks
>Koume
>>715533703
I'm a lolicon, sure, but that doesn't make Lucky Star edgy
>>715533539
I'll be on the lookout
>>715533597
I don't know precisely what caused them to disappear, but they were not doing great in the first place.
I don't think I have anything to do with their vanishing.
Also I'm not someone who usually hangs in here.
>>715533663
>>715533725
>>715533838
Chen is a qt.
>>715533854
Why are 2hu's so qt...?
>>715534256
>
>>715533915
>I'm a lolicon
might aswell say that you are human trash, it'll have the same definition either way
>>715532893
>>715533636
Snow drifting! Looks like a lot of fun.
>>715533663
You big slimy catfish. I want an IM@S themed Emerald hack.
>>715534380
Many years of refinement by fans, maybe?
They're our waifus now though, their cuteness is guaranteed
>>715533725
Hey Sara, how's tonight treating you?
>>715534256
Unfortunately that seems to be a common theme. Got folks who aren't doing so well with things that want to talk to others about it, and then something is said or happens that makes them cut comms off from everyone. I was talking to someone like that not long ago, then apparently something happened and they decided to leave.
>>715534384
Think what you want about me, anon.
Are you going to defend yourself for thinking Lucky Star was about throatfucking little girls?
>Last Scarf pic I have.
>>715534476
NO! WHAT IF I WANT RPG MAKER GAME?!
>>715534601
Flan is really cute. I like how she can go from cute to destructive monster in 0.666 seconds.
>>715534476
yee, always is, only drifting i do because i don't have money to burn on tyres
>>715534380
chen's a lil cunt and not even cute for a loli
>>715533838
Why do you like chen
>>715534760
lucky star is a good show please stop talking about it in poor taste :(
I AM PRETTY FUCKING LIVID RIGHT NOW!
>>715529669
She looks like a cold bitch who uses her underlings for amusement. She looks like a shit.
>>715530510
>angery
>>715534883
I think so as well, don't worry. I'm just wondering why anon >>715533349 was calling it edgy
>>715534992
why so fucking livid? :(
>>715534760
Wait
it's not?
The fuck is it about then? I mean it's not like it would be a middle school version of generic high school girl animes.
>>715534660
How long ago exactly?
That person, the one I'm hoping to have news from, left on a whim only a few days ago.
>>715534380
>Nevermind, I will just get more scarf pics
>>715534800
Chen's claimer can be a cunt sometimes, but Chen herself did nothing to be a cunt. Chen is still in school too.
>>715534818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrsKPK90DGE
She's innocent and has memes.
here
>>715534992
Why so angREEEEEEEEEEEE?
>>715534777
Agreed, Flan is really cute. She's a top 2hu for me too.
>>715534992
what'd you crash into now?
>>715535140
Wtf should get chen outta school to butt fuck the tight loli ass all day long.
smh and you guys call yourself pedophiles
>>715535140
WHERE IS
SCARF (4)
HUH
I'm gonna go eat carne asada fries
later gators!
>>715535140
Chen is in college and he is cool
>>715535326
right here>>715534777
ye fokin dumbass
>>715534777
I mean... You can still do that if you want... But I still want an Emerald hack.
>>715534795
I've only ever drifted once, and that was because oversteer caught me off guard one night and freeway on/off ramps that loop around are really fun for that kind of thing even though it was VERY illegal. Mostly go for speed and handling, seeing as I live in a valley with a lot of long, fairly smooth freeways with some windy roads in between... Across the Mexican border, of course.
>>715534992
What happened?
>>715535039
EEEEUUUUAHHHH ANGRY HEADLIGHTS!
>>715535115
It's a standard slice of life anime. Amusing nuggets of the lives of quirky high school girls.
Lots of comedy based on poking fun at anime and doujin culture.
>>715535140
chen just jokes around a lot
at least that's what miku tells me :o
>>715535384
I'm jelly! Enjoy Konata, ciao~
>>715535396
Where is Scarf (6)
DUMBASSS!
>>715535136
Earlier this week or thereabouts. Dunno if Akame rings a bell with you. He went from doing great last weekend to normal to MIA after something happened. Not sure about what exactly happened. Someone else said it was their fault and apologized about it, but they also decided to go away too. Who are you looking for, if you don't mind me asking?
>>715535439
Whatever man, toddlercon is better in everyway anyway
>>715535039
dont forget shes a slut.
>>715534660
Pretty good and you?
>>715534256
>>715535554
In that guy's computer I would guess
ye dumbass
>>715535611
Whatever floats your boat, anon
>Scarf (6) too big for /b/
>>715535244
Don't dare try and take her!
>>715535274
You are weird, go away.
>>715535326
Zoop Zoop >>715534777 Magical trips desu.
>>715535396
Thanks.
>>715535407
I no nothing about making ROM hacks, I am sorry.
>>715535451
Well, then I like Chen even more.
>>715535451
maybe he is very jocking
>>715535100
>>715535169
>>715535407
Because my manager is a hypocritcal cunt, and I am pretty pissed that he is saying I need to do more, except when I look at his reports... HE DOES LESS, HAS LESS DETAILS, AND STILL HAS THE BALLS TO SAY HIS ARE BETTER, JUST BECAUSE HE SAYS IT EVERY HALF AN HOUR!
>>715535262
Nothing, see above.
>>715535731
No worries, Flan-chan.
I've tried leaving Rumia, and it wasn't possible. My heart always returns <3
>>715535731
>you are werid, go away
I'm just tryna turn you guys into dignified members of the pedophile master race, you don't have to be so rude and mean to me for no reason at all
>Thanks
well gee you're welcomed, lad
Fucking faggots Chen is my idol don't touch him REEEEE
>>715535898
Gotta side with you here. Lolicons must be polite, it is our pride on /b/
>>715535731
Where is Scarf (8)
CUUUUUNT!
>>715535825
Face it cutie.
Mine are better.
Also you're fired <3
>>715535920
Stop caring so much about your reputation online :^)
>>715535855
Thank you~
>>715535898
I like kittens, is that pedo enough?
>>715536017
Here, cunt.
>>715535407
i spun once in the wet because i was being stupid, otherwise there's just a lot of straight road around here, pretty boring
>>715535825
sucks; drifting videos to cheer you up at least
>>715533636
>>715532893
>>715535825
What sort of work is it?
>>715535684
Quite well- several drinks in and just relaxing since I'm off work until the 27th. They made this week count, but anyone who tries to contact me now will get nothing but radio silence. Got any plans for the holiday?
>>715535598
Yes that would be the person I was mentioning.
Whoever the other person is, someone should let them know that they are most likely not at fault, as the akame claimer had much bigger concerns that could not possibly come from here.
>>715535684
>>715536113
as long as by kittens you mean japanese 7 year old girls with cat ears in wich you happen to have your throbbing 9 inch cock in one of it's orifices, primarily the bumhole
>>715536113
Where's Scarf (9)
BASTARD?!
>>715533361
Taihou a cute.
>>715535731
Don't worry about it. Tbh, decompiling those weird proprietary executable ROM formats is always weird, then trying to reverse engineer that shit to make it something else is even more difficult.
>>715535825
Well... Look on the bright side... At least you don't have 7 different managers.
>>715536136
I rarely lose grip, even when wet. Dunno why, but if I drive normally, even a bit aggressively at times, during heavy rains, I still never lose grip.
>>715536231
i like trap shotas better cunt
>>715536407
I do too, but this isn't what this is about right now, anon.
>>715536231
>9 inch
Sorry I reached only 6.5 so far.
>7 year old
Dude... I mean I actually have no hard feelings toward pedos but jesus.
>>715536310
Here, bastard.
>>715536389
Anything that has the word "engineer" in it is bad and mean.
>>715536231
what if i want 2 year olds you cunt
>>715536481
then thats toddlercon not lolicon you fucking dumbass, I mentioned that earlier
>>715536188
Hah, drunken intuition is right once again. I had a feeling that's who it was. I wouldn't mind seeing him back again, but only if he decided to return on his own terms. It really was nice having his company.
I got no way of contacting either of those people though- Akame or Tsun/one of the Yuno claimers. A shame since both of them were good fellows, even if they had a lot on their respective plates. If Tsun or Akame come back it'll be on their own terms anyhow. Not my place to judge or pry.
How about you, did you talk with either of them regularly?
Are all jewish people hebephiles?
Hebes right?
>>715536389
what tyres you got on? the summer ones i use don't have a ton of grip in the wet, couple it with punching it right on peak torque and turning traction off and you get me saying "shitshitshitshitshitshit" and praying i didn't break anything
>>715536100
Not cute! But seriously, I'm like, 80% wanting to move to a different site at this point.
>>715536136
I shall watch them in a few. Looks wintery as fuck tho.
>>715536187
Security. I literally site here, walk around every now and then, and tell homeless people to leave. But it's night shift, so 95% of the time, there's nothing to report. Nothing at all.
>>715536389
I might as well, since sometimes the bitching comes from my manager, sometimes the division manager. But funnily enough, none of it ever comes from the field managers or the head manager.
>>715536563
what if i want to fuck a fetus you insensitive bastard
>>715536187
Nice! I don't have much planned tbh
>>715536668
I HAVE NO RESPECTS FOR THE LIKES OF YOU, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT'S ONLY RIPE AT 18 MONTHS OLD
PEOPLE LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BE HUNTED BY THE GOVERNMENT 24/7 I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A HOLE
>>715536473
And (Scarf) 10?
WANNNNNNNNNNKER!
Well my jaw feels better and the swelling has died. Wew.
>>715536851
Long night of cocksucking, eh?
I feel ya bruv
>>715536597
I don't know the Yuno claimer, but I guess that he's the one akame was the closest with on here.
I've known him online for a few years, but not on a very personal level.
>>715536388
>>715536828
Not in my folder, cannot seem to find it, but I have this instead.
>>715536767
Jumping on my Scarf (#) trend?
>>715536851
Hey Rawry
I'm out of scarves
Goodnight /waifu/, it was a pleasure to see you all again!
>>715537027
You caught me~
I just wanted a good lead up to Scarf (0).jpg
>>715537035
should've hanged yourself with those scarves, the cold wouldn't be a bother anymore
>>715537035
Goodnight sweety!~
>>715537121
It's fine with me.
>>715536473
So, engineer mains in TF2?
>>715536638
Dunno what exactly they are, they're some all-season performance tires from Hankook my father recommended. Too lazy to go out and look at them seeing as it's cold and raining and all I'm wearing is a white T-shirt and boxers.
He swears by these Korean tires for whatever reason, and I can kinda see why tbh.
>>715536664
I HAVE LITERALLY 7 PEOPLE IN MY STORE THAT ARE ALL FRONT END MANAGERS
7.
And they're all inconsistent as shit too, to make things worse.
But anyways, yeah, that's some serious bullshit.
the guy spamming satsuki lewds is tali.
tali is washed up and noone talks to him anymore because he's cringey af
anyone gonna bake?
>>715537609
dont compare me to that alien fag
>>715537894
make a proper thread faggot
>>715537906
kk tali
>>715538010
im just an anon that likes to lewd other waifus okay?