Lets talk tinder, faggots. How do fuck? How do date? >Pic

Never change Billy never change.

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>>715523683
Here is my latest response.
1/2

>>715523683
chicks dig an ass hole any guys who tell the truth so you win

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>>715523926
She says I'm on Reddit.
I tried looking, but reddit is too complicated to figure out
2/2

>>715523817
K I won't
>>715523986
Very interesting, thanks for the tip Fonzie

>>715524101
Tell her to keep her legs shut, the odours from her yeasty cunt are a hazard too society

>>715525396
she blocked me when I said "reddit is gay"

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>>715523926
Yea she's right you should change it and get laid instead of just making it easier for chads like me.

>>715523926

I consider myself generally a feminist (with a lot of deep-seated misogyny) but you ABSOLUTELY could have turned this around and fucked her. I couldn't give you a play by play but between giving you the benefit of the doubt ("you may not be a dick") and complimenting you on your looks, she's conflicted.
That's hilarious.

>>715526176
>>715526274
She wants my dick anons.
Does this mean I'm attractive?

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Recently changed it to this
I expected the number of matches to fall off, but it's exploded and I've got like 7 girls in the bag and 4 of them are calling me daddy.
Do you, boo-boo.

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Pic related is me and I get cute dates at least every couple weeks, not even trying at all but just making girls happy and joking around.
You should hide all signs of misanthropy and hop on the philanthropy boat, also get a chad to help you set up a new tinder, and your pic is trash.

>>715526574
My pic is perfect.
I'm attractive and I cook

Also be more interesting and refine yourself with chad-like physical activities like MMA or join a punk band.

>>715526389

If you had either played it off as a complete joke mocking douchey redpill dudes (which would probably work, it's so over the top, I don't even believe you mean it) or MAYBE played her response off as an opportunity to let her expand your mind and turn you around on it, she would have sucked your dick bone-dry.
She was openly attracted to you, clearly emotionally invested in you, and you had her undivided attention. I would rather live in the world where someone with this bio got laid even once. Life is more exciting that way.

>>715526864
Show your face then faggot but for real it just look like you're takin a blow torch to a disc in your hand until it melts your fingers. Get pics doing real man activities and with friends doing fun stuff. Be fun guy. Not neckbeard misogynist, king of dread. Not even homies wanna be round that shit.

>>715527200

He's using a torch to make creme brulee. That's a slam-dunk of a pic for tinder. Chicks would eat that shit right up. I'm jealous.
Also "real man activities" to too many people means "holding a fish" and that's one step above "shirtless bathroom selfie" in women's eyes.

>>715523683
Is this a joke profile, or do you actually love choking down swollen cocks?

>>715527459
Real man activities = being in a band, skating/ snowboarding, some kind of volunteer work or something that looks good. Only fat chicks care about creme brûlée

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>>715527001
I probably should tried harder to fuck her. But she looks like heroes anyway
>>715527001
Are you retarded?
>>715527459
This guy gets it

>>715528076
Do you not appreciate French cuisine?
Chicks love it when I sear them some foie gras

>>715523926
the fact that she called you good looking just furthers your argument

if you were average or ugly, she would've taken the time to tear you a new asshole rather than suggesting you change to make girls feel better.

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>>715528076

What are you, 15? It's not about the creme brulee, it's about having practical skills and working with your hands. A man who can cook or turn a wrench or anything like that, is the male equivalent of a histrionic girl with daddy's issues. Drives women fucking wild. Fills a primal urge.

>>715528207

Well, this is awkward...

>>715528487
Kek samefag
I like u though

If that's actually what you profile says then good for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q

>>715528626

I'm not samefagging or quoting myself. Just, tinder is my only hobby and all my friends have girlfriends (and the ones who don't are foreveralones), I don't get to talk about this very much. I'm very lonely.
That's why I need chunky emo girls on tinder to call me daddy and let me choke them out.

>Thread is about picking up women and fucking them
>You guys still manage to act like faggots

>>715528881
We should hang out

>>715523683
Why of course not. It's perfect.

>>715528352
Nah I'm more of a mountain man. I eat wild mushroom and fine cheese with homemade champagne made of cactus pear and stuff. I'm in Portland though where that stuffs semi regular. All the girls here are borderline bout to be fat SJWs so food is only appreciated if it's healthy or vegan or whatever.

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>>715523683
seems pretty golden to me man.

>>715528424
She could just be saying he's attractive in order to sway his argument, and that's it. The first impression has been made so he'd have to jump through 10,000 hoops and a sjw's asshole to actually get a date unless she's weird.

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>>715523926
>>715524101
>Gives you a bunch of shit for what you've said
>Doesn't actually tell you why you're wrong and just tries to shame you instead
Well at least you know you're definitely talking to a woman.

>>715529717
Lol I just moved from Portland. In fact that creme brulee is from a Portland restaurant

>>715529884

Nah, she's expressing disappointment and bargaining with herself hoping it's all a joke. She wants it.

>>715528881
LOL Tinder as an only hobby would be such a miserable existence. Hope you got lots of funny screenshots

>>715529991
Where you at now? Happy to be out of Babylon?

>>715523683
fucker, i saw this shit on facebook

/thread

>>715530216
Idaho. I left because I developed a coke habit. Oortksnd is so self absorbed, I found my only love in cocaine
>>715530287
Where on Facebook? This is OC

>>715530077

Like any addiction, it's a long slog of misery punctuated by dizzying highs just frequent enough to keep me at the table rolling the dice.
It's not so bad. All I ever wanted in life was to get laid and die. I do need to get out more, though.

>>715529717
Jesus man, you are a walking meme. Why are all you Portland people just asshats? All the Oregon people I've met are tards like you. The shit you talk about doing isn't cool, it's faggot shit.

>>715529717
Portland has way too many sjw bitches. It's a haven for those idiots.

>>715530077
>>715530450 here

I don't have funny screenshots but I do have funny stories, and I collect in my head a list of the worst pickup lines that ever worked. I asked a black girl if she was "looking for some pink dick". Banged her. Told a girl I was voted "most likely to have an ex-wife" in high-school. Worked.
Once you have a girl really solidly on the hook, it's fun to see what kind of shit you can get away with saying without actually pushing them away. Back when I had a gf, I would tinder occasionally and just aggressively push women away and see who kept pulling closer. Fucking strange and hilarious.

>>715530452
It's not asshat to actually utilize the wild food around you, it's just second nature. Learn to break from your social norms for the sake of productivity.

>>715530840
Have u fucked Jessie. She's a Puerto Rican whore

>>715530442
some imgur link or some shit

idk, facebook is for faggots, this isn't oc, you stole this from somewhere and made a thread about it

congrats

>>715531060
Post the imgur link

>>715530918
Also I'm a microbio major and before you all fuck randoms, you should look out. There's a new nearly undetectable archaea bacterium sti called mycoplasma genitalium that's going around the U.K and now Portland +. It stays in your system for years, spreading until it decides to give you chlamydia symptoms and it survives in your stomach even. Wrap your shit and be careful which pussies you eat. It's extremely hard to cure now too.

>>715530918
Said like a true retard. I know how to live in the wild, been up and down the Sierra Nevadas my whole life. Retards like you make us real folk look bad.

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>>715528881
>let me choke them out
Question: Have you ever role played UFC with them? Because I've been toying with an idea for the last twenty seconds and I think you might be the guy for this. Bonus points if you can get a black friend to show up and watch and roleplay as Herb Dean. Like if for example he was watching you two fuck in the shower or something and you go up the back pathway and make her gecko; he could rush over, put his hands between you and be all, "Alright, break!" Then when you get her on her back and start pounding away, after about six or seven thrusts he can rush in, stop you and declare you the victor.
If that was a porn, tell me you wouldn't buy ten copies of that shit.

>>715530918
Do you do all that while waving your katana around and tipping your fedora? Faggot

>>715529717
Jesus, you are a total neck beard autist. Please kill yourself.

>>715531389
Then you're just being a cunt for the sake of shaming people who are of a different culture or demographic than you. It's getting harder to eat here, fresh produce prices are of the highest in the nation. It's not just a meme because "we're weird". Go take some anthro courses and stop being an ethno-cunt.

>>715528076
>Real man activities
>Dubiously blurring the line between man and teenage boy

>>715528881
Word

>>715523683
I don't really tinder anymore because I operate more comfortably picking up from parties/bars as a college student at a university but I did play with it at CC and senior year of HS.

It's a 50/50 split between appearance and game. You need good photos, the only way you get those is by being a total faggot and taking tons of photos, or creeping fbs of your friends until you find group photos they took with you. If you're fuck ugly get your life together first, get off 4chan, eat healthier and exercise.

Next step is game, focus on 2 things: first with every msg you send imagine how if you were her sitting there with her tight little pussy how would you respond and how would you feel about getting the msg you got. This literally is golden and is most of what my success game wise is based off of.
The second thing is you need to grow some balls and go ahead and be a jerk/pervert if you believe it's warranted, and never be a fucking pussy about things. People say "girls love jerks" well the truth is they like guys who don't really care about the feelings of others without being a total monster.

Observe what you're doing and reevaluate/change shit when its not working is my last piece of advice. Go fuck the masses of the world /b/tards.

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>>715531389
No need to be nasty dude, hope you're not like this in real life. Bet it really fucks with your friend count.

>>715529717
A fucking mountain man that "eats fine cheeses and drinks homemade champagne"? Jesus christ do you hear yourself? Youre a posh wimpy city bitch that happens to be surrounded by trees. Nothing more

>>715528881
I like you

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>>715532538

>>715532538
It's not hard to make cheese and call it fine, or ferment juices and then prime it to a champagne haha. You just don't understand how things work. Go to /diy/, you're an angry /b/ yard. Sorry for your coke addiction or whatever it is that's got you distraught.

>>715531821
I know a guy from Oregon who is just like this, I don't know what it is about that area but they think this shit is cool. Any sane person could step back from it and say, wow I am acting like a retard.

>>715525797
Oh glorious keke

>>715533395
Nah man it's just a different culture. Go look up Mongolian Throat Singing or Philippine fashion and I bet you'll say the same. It's just hard for you to accept that other cultures exist in the states.

>>715533433
What the fuck is that thing?

>>715533182

thats really funny

Found her reddit post

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/5iq74c/hopped_on_tinder_for_some_entertainment_purposes/

There's reason portlanders tell Californians especially to GTFO. Most of you fucks are annoying with how many sticks you have up your ass about what's normal and should or shouldn't be done.

>>715523683
been there for about a week, usually after a few texts/or even an introductory one, the chicks unmatch me (lol, one chick unmatched me (well she was gone from my match list for a few days) and then matched me back)
So what do i use for a pick up like? Any advice? Not looking to get laid that much, more like a relationship or a person to hang out with?
P.S. a bunch of people from my old high school are there lol
P.P.S. How do i find milfs there? I think app only lets you to see people that are looking for YOUR age

>>715533679
Thats a negative. I work with people from around the world, speak a few different languages. I understand there are different cultures. The culture you speak of is embarrassing, and anyone who partakes in it should be ashamed that they think its cool.

>>715532505
Thanks for info

>>715528076
this guy also says:
>That’s what I love about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

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I go on tinder and just swipe left on everyone just to spite them. They're not going to get the satisfaction of matching me. Left only master race

>>715533852
I think it's just because they don't like being confronted with the fact that they are complete shit tier people.

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>>715533705

Majin Buu

>>715533679
>being a middle/upper middle class kid is now a culture
>must respect all cultures

Spotted the sjw

>>715534003
What's the problem with that? Can we no longer look at attractive people? Doesn't mean you are going to act on it.

>>715534097
Ah ok. I watched DBZ up to cell saga, must have come after.

>>715533705
patrick star

>>715534162
Haha! You got it right. Hit it on the head, bunch of entitled faggots up there. They are the special snowflakes for sure.

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Holy shit at the faggots in this thread. OP's bio is $ money and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking homosexual, fight me.

>>715534257

Ya he was the next big bad guy

>>715534190
just saying
>Real man activities = being in a band, skating/ snowboarding, some kind of volunteer work or something that looks good.
>25-29 yr old guy who is in a band and still skates is probably a guy who likes to bang 16-18yr olds.
kind of jelly.

>>715534420
Thx Anon

>>715534582
Ok. I just misunderstood what you meant. I think everyone knows one shit sack that still lives with his parents, smokes pot all day, doesn't work and tries to bang highschool bitches.

>>715533797
Kek everyone tell her "hi from 4chan"

>>715534162
Upper middle class
Assumptions.
If I were upper middle class I'd buy champagne, not make it in my basement with buckets and recycled sterilized glass bottles. You're a stupid cunt m8. Quit grilling me, if this were real life i'd guillotine choke you, or sick a fat SJW with a megaphone on you by now.

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>>715534793
As usual OP is a faggot.

>>715528076
>Real man activities

>being in a band
no

>skating
what are you, 14?

>volunteer work
???????

Were you raised by a single mother or something? You just seem to have 0 perspective on what men actually do.

>>715534886
This is the funniest thread I've seen. You actually think that shit is cool? Fuck man, can you just suck on a shotgun already. There's a reason you're lonely. Have you tried dating men? Seems more your style.

>>715534954
>what are you, 14?

see: >>715534886
>if this were real life i'd guillotine choke you

answer your question?

>>715528487
Think that's good, get a job that heightens your power status. Since becoming a police officer all I've done is slay poon, slay crime stats, and make great money. Chicks love all that man in uniform shit

>>715535062
A+ to you anon, this is accurate.

>>715535062
Roger.

The only thing we all can agree on is that OP is a faggot, as always.

>>715533182

>>715535392
Thx anon

>>715535392
Oh but he is not just a simple faggot. He makes his own champagne from prickly pear in recycled bottles in his basement while eating fine cheese and wild mushrooms and wondering why he is lonely. He is a hybrid of a faggot and a neck beard autist.

>>715531344
It's transferred via cunnilingu? Neat.

>>715529717
hopefully the next mushroom you eat is poisonous

>>715535606
Those were 2 different people

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>>715535809
>>715535677
oh how i love the internet

>>715535759
Now I'm the autist, I will kill myself as to not dishonor my family

There's this cute chick that I matched with on Tinder, sent her a message 2 weeks ago and that was it, been studying for finals.

Want to bang her, but im kind of a beta, how to escalate? Is it kissing --> sex? Looking for advice from people more experienced with Tinder/game

>>715535909
in 20 to 30 years from now, kids will be able to jerk off to slutty videos/pics of their grandmothers

>>715528881
I wanna be your pal

>>715536053
Just stroke her benis

>>715528881
Such a sad existence, god you are pathetic.

>>715535062
How about this for real man activity?

Working my fucking ass off at the barge from 12 AM till 6 AM so you fucking ungrateful little shits can have your cheaply made electronics shipped over to the states just in time for your bloody stupid holiday season. Chinese labor laws shift completed packages out of their factories so quickly I sometimes have to scrape off the guts of dead chinese children that couldn't let go in time. Fucking disgusting. Then I haul my ass home and sleep for an hour. I wake up, have three quarts of beer and then head into the forest to slay my dinner, only you god damn PETA retards have been protesting all meat that isn't gluten free. Just glad in my free time, when I'm finally done finding the few remaining deer in my local wilderness, I can come home, construct a fire using spermaceti I gathered from a whale I killed for a job last month, just to hear you fuckers argue over which god damn weak young idiot's account is more manly. If my arms weren't dead tired from strangling Taliban assassins with nail files, I would find you both and fuck YOU in the ass, after finding your female-esque accounts BOTH OH SO FUCKING CHARMING

>>715534869
This guy gets it

>>715536054
This is a reason to keep on living.

>>715532505
>I operate more comfortably picking up from parties/bars as a college student at a university
I still have yet to nail that down. Teach me

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>>715536429
That may be the most beautiful thing I've read on here so far. Thank you.

>>715523683
wow your not the only one who thinks this. i saw things start to change around Myspace, and then women realize dudes are willing to switch roles in order to get laid

>>715536712
Yea OP is right in the pic but he's a faggot If he's actually trying to get laid and that's his only account/ his actual picture.

>>715525396
>odours

>>715523683
Your profile photo shoud be a screencap of your profile because women never check out men's profile.

>>715536429
Been a while since I witnessed the birth of new copypasta

>>715523683
>>715523926
>>715524101
Holy fuck, I was just having a convo about this shit with some friends the other day.

You are a fucking legend.

Her responses just go to show that she is feeding her ego. By posting this online, she doesn't want your ideology to get attention, she wants it to get her attention.

>>715526176
mudskin /10

>>715523683
I do alright on tinder, I'm a reasonably attractive guy (7/10, maybe 8/10 or 9/10 on a really good day) and have lots of money (only really apparent in one picture where I'm on a boat). I mean, I don't have any glaring flaws that are immediately apparent (like a disfigurement or autism). That said, yeah everything the OP pic said is pretty true (even though it's said in a pretentious way).

>>715523683
i agree with your bio, but the response you got sums up what most of the chicks will think.

>get chicks on tinder
>say your opinion on chicks on tinder
choose one.

>>715533385
best of the thread

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>>715537467
Nice tip bud. I'll keep an eye out for more

>>715534886
Maybe, but when I was a freshman in college I made my own wine (because I was bored, curious, and also <21 in the US) despite having plenty of money to buy it myself.

>>715537718
Thx anon

>>715533385
kek/10

>>715537909
>>715523683
I lost my train of thought. Anyway, the point is this: I agree with you absolutely (and the response from that one girl you posted really just cements it as she does nothing to refute the argument and just shames you/posts it elsewhere for her to be praised by others). That said, I wouldn't just come out with it, especially not in your bio where you want to make a good first impression (provided you are actually trying to get laid). Bios don't matter much, they can really only hurt you (as yours does). I wouldn't include anything about politics, religion, etc. in your bio unless it's a harmless joke (ie. not directed at a political/religious group). When on tinder, women want to talk to a guy that can carry conversation and is flirtatious and playful. If you start off going full politics, you are basically being the opposite of that.

tl;dr: you're right, but when talking to women you can be right or you can get laid, you often can't get both because many women are dumb.

Is tinder worth trying out? My brother said he met some decent chicks on it. But I feel like it's fucking weird

>>715539435
I've been seeing 2-3 girls every weekend. It was weird the first time, but the broads are on there for the same shit we are. Everybody likes getting laid and having company. The awkwardness is a great icebreaker and if you can make one or two decent jokes, it's pretty easy to get phone numbers and meet them.

>>715540809
We'll I'm not terrible looking, and I'm almost funny. I'll manage, thanks dude

>>715526176
TOP FUCKING KEK chanel phone case in that busted ass project building looking room. i bet she doesn't smile in pictures cus her smile shows that she's from a trailer park. sorry brittney, but just because you THINK you can "ride a dick" doesn't mean i want chlamydia

>>715540809
What's your profile look like? Any screenshots?

>>715533061
>You just don't know how to live as suavely and sophisticated as I do
No, he's right: You're a faggot.

>>715540929
>>715541577
Kinda hesitant cause this is /b/, but gimme a minute. It's honestly boring, but I get several matches a day and get at least 50% of their numbers. Meet up/schmang with the cutest ones.

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>>715540929
>>715541577
>>715542487
Don't care about /b/'s political stances, but anti-Trump sentiment gets girls hot and bothered, so the shit works. Not taking it out. Otherwise, pretty boring but it works.

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>>715543328
Mix in a classic nature photo at the Grand Canyon...

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>>715543405
Me on acid at Coachella...

I also round out the pics with a fuckin' adorable one of me at like 4 years old that I'm definitely not sharing here. Only thing I'm missing is a dog.

>>715523926
My soggy Knees.
>Abort her with your foot

>>715543328
You sound like a degenerate cuck and no female worth her salt would touch you. Have fun with your fading blue haired disease ridden hippie trash.

Living in a third-world country where only 9% of the population is white means the dating potential is sitting at about 2%. Plus the few that are on Tinder are more "snowflake" than you could ever handle - it's maddening. Quit it. Biding my time before I leave this shit hole (South Africa)

>>715523683
Based profile. keep it.

>>715523683
I lol'd, that bio is great OP

Fuck what anyone thinks. Leave it like that

>>715544336
It ok grills only look at pictures anyway unless they get a boner for you and then it doesn't matter anyway.

Honestly I'm just waiting until my Kickstarter launches and the business takes off. Financial security -> buying stupid flashy shit -> being an asshole on Tinder and showing (most) women what they can't get.

I hate the whole culture around online dating and I *fucking* hate how huge it makes women's egos. It's just absolutely retarded.