cont #715500767 Gary time motherfuckers Get on omegle Put your

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lookin for soul mate help

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Eyy. I'm here.
>1/2

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>2/2

Hi I'm boris.....

lmao @ OP for being such a faggot he has to try and keep ownership of the gary thread by making a second new thread when there was already one in place

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>>715512895

>>715512883
>he doesn't know what an image limit is

>>715512883
>being this newfag

try reading the rules next time

>>715513268
he wasnt talking about the image limit, he was talking about the fact that their is already a second gary thread in place yet OP decided to make another one anyway

where is that other thread?

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>>715512305

>>715512883
Actually i was the original OP of the last thread i didn't make a new one

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Either master countertroll or legitimate victim of the mustard gas

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>>715514362
Fucking lost at the fluffies

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niggers

>>715514808
nice

i bought this pc used, got banned, how do i get unbanned

If they catch on, say you're from 9gag

>>715512700
kek

ANÇIĘŃT PŸRÂMÍDŚ WÁS BUĪLT BŸ ÄŃČIÊNT TÜRKŚ

fuck sake i was trying to troll but now im just havin a really interesting conversation about lizards

is shaniqua greens here? remember that time I baited u. that was funny. I had to take a shower and thread 404d so I didn't see your reply.

Add NYC And LA to the tags

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i realized after it that it put gary as its gender we were done kek

Stranger: hey asl
You: 21/g/spain
Stranger: skype id?
You: gary21spain
Stranger has disconnected.

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do these

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>>715512305

Any Garys out there manage to get a feminist to troll?

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>>715515840

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That was fast

I'm giving a nonbinary person a lesson on number systems

hi can u maybe rate my pics out of 10? my twitter is @TinaSealer

hi can u maybe check my dubs? my twitter is @realDonaldTrump

>>715518358
hi can u maybe rate my pics out of 10? my twitter is @TinaSealer

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oh shit anon

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I think it's working..

>>715519041
that's mi f4m

Some kiddo sent me youtube channel. time to raid. https://www.youtube.com/RafalexHouse

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>>715519459
same

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>>715519520
LOL FUCK WRONG IMAGE

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Lol he's had enough

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like nyc.
Stranger: m
You: g
You: the g is for Gary btw
You: hi I'm gary
You: nice to meet ya
Stranger has disconnected.

>>715514233
>>715512895
The fuck is asfo?

>>715519646
some furry terminology, i just say it and they just jump into rp

>>715519591
Good shit Gary

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fucking rekt

>>715519601
boooo

>>715516574
turns out shes a paranoid schizophrenic living in the desert. who knows if its bullshit but this is interesting as fuck

>>715519785
wtf, screencap
this could make it into the best of 4chan if ur telling the truth cuz this sounds interesting af

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>>715512305
fuck yeah

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>>715512895
I'm dead

omegle is a piece of shit site full of bots. why bother? unless you can actually take it down why not move the fuck on to something worth time.

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Found a fellow Gary

>>715520116
Actually, it was me

>>715520116
MY FUCKING SIDES

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>>715520894
Not a lot of people appreciate Gary

>>715519581
saved

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>>715521522
cont..

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>>715521598
end
not that funny, just surprised that he brought it for that long

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fucking kek

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>>715512305
kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like furry.
You: Hey
Stranger: Hello?
Stranger: Hi
You: asfo
Stranger: I have 2
You: I'll give you mine then you decide haha
You: 18 f goldfish pan :)
Stranger: 18 m fox straight and 18 m tiger straight...
You: Do you like rp
?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Ohh stick my slimy body up your tight asshole
You: nigger
Stranger: Uh. Hard pass. Good luck.

>>715514523
OMG DUDE HOLY FUCK YOU JUST MURDERD SO GUY

OH FUCK THEY'RE BANNING GARY

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>>715522537
pic related

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Here's a good one boyos

>>715519863
this is getting really weir dlads

>>715522636
>18 times in a row

I think it went for too long

pastebin dot com dash DA0KxPfS

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Triggered fatso on tumblr.

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I guess he isn't a fan of three tailed fox/bear/lion mixes.

>>715523201
>but its funny to read peoples misfortunes and dumb stuff lol
is he talking about get threads

>>715522754
>kek

>>715522754
That fucking iDubbbz extension
Yeah I have it too

Stranger: Hi, I'm Ash

You: Hello

You: Im Gary

Stranger: Gary? Ha, you still mad your gramps likes me better than you?

You: Fucker ill kill you

You: Ill be the best pokemon trainer ever

Stranger: I WILL BE THE VERY BEST

Stranger: FIGHT ME

You: FUCK YOU, ASS KETCHUP

Stranger: THATS ASH CHECKEM TO YOU LOSER

You: YOUR THE LOSER, LOSER

You: MY REPEATING DIGITS WILL ALWAYS WIN

Stranger: I BET YOU SUCK YOUR NIGGER UNCLE'S DICK DONT YOU

You: AT LEAST IM NOT INTO TRAPS

Stranger: WELL I KNOCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT

You: REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP

Stranger: GOOD

You: IMMUNITY CAT WONT SAVE HER

Stranger: SHE CANT STOP BANGING THAT JEW PROFESSOR

You: AT LEAST THE JEW IS GETTING SOME HUMAN PUSS. POKEMON FUCKER

Stranger: BETTER THAN BEING A NIGGERFAGGOT, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

Stranger has disconnected.

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which one of you guise was this?
cont...

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>>715523777
cont...

Stranger: Hey
You: Hello
Stranger: M or f
You: Im Garysexual

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>>715523836
cont..

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>>715523905

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HehahAHHAHAHAHAHAH! GAHAHAHHA!

this girl gave me her twitter wanting rates think it was bot tho https://twitter.com/TinaSealer

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: Hey
You: othing much
Stranger: somethin must be happening
Stranger: u gotta let me know
You: Fine. My friend molested me
Stranger: damn
Stranger: im sorry
You: he kept wispering "gary,, i love you gary" over and over
Stranger: lol wow
Stranger has disconnected.

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its funny how quick they disconnect

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who is dis?

>>715523754
Yo I was in a chat with you. I was talking about how I liked it when my gramps touched me.

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fun with jonny part 1

>>715524381
me

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>>715524576
fun with jonny part 2

>>715523575
Ah, a cultured individual like myself

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1/2 kek

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2/2 kek

>>715520116
Legendaryyyy

>>715524752
Kek

>>715524785
>how to take a screenshot

wtf are you like 12?

>>715525139
great shame upon me

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>>715512305

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>>715512305
doing just for the fallout

hi Gary I'm BANNING U

>>715515303
>this

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1/6

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>>715526303
2/6

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1/2

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>>715526367
2/2

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>>715526356
3/6

>>715512607
fag

>>715512305
>>715516574
>>715519863
>>715522764


alright guys heres what just happened.
weirdest conversation ive ever had on omegle, i have no idea if its real but it was pretty interesting. let me know if you can be bothered to read it

pastebin dot com slash dW5vRevb

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>>715526423
4/6

>18%

fuck, plug ur phone in u idiot its gonna die

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsfWgXK6AocJmCQnurSC9Jw/videos
Some chick wanted me to sub, fuck her

>>715512656
>>715512700
Wow and lulz

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>>715526518
5/6

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>>715526583
6/6

Stranger: Hi, I'm Gary.
You: Hello Gary
You: I am also Gary
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Hi there, Gary
You: Hi there, Gary
Stranger: How you doin Gary?
You: How you doin Gary?
Stranger: I'm doin great Gary!
Stranger: How you doin, Gary?
You: Im very Gary on this Gary day
You: Im going to my cousin Garys Funeral in the morning
Stranger: Oh no, what happened to Gary?
You: Gary had liver Gary
Stranger: My Grandma Gary had liver Gary
Stranger: Its a horrible disease
You: oh. Sorry to Gary that, gary
Stranger: Well, it was nice seeing you Gary.
Stranger: I need to go Gary my Gary to Garry
You: Gary Gary my Gary Gary
Stranger: Gary Gary
Stranger has disconnected.

>>715526533
https://www.instagram.com/sabrina.tam26/
She says she'll send nudes for subs

>>715512895
I'm trying this

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ha

>>715517529
that Maplestory reference tho

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Minecraft.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: :D
You: Want to play on my Minecraft server?
Stranger: sure!
Stranger: Do you want to play mine after?
You: Sounds good
You: My server name is]
You: "garyifyoudontreplytothispostyourmotherwilldieinhersleep"
Stranger: ok
You: Just look for the admin named "Gary:
Stranger: what's the ip?
You: IP is 113.1321.21.garryyyy.43
Stranger: ok
You: custom IP
Stranger: "Can't resolve host name"
You: Oh. Maybe Gary is working on it
You: Im Gary by the way
Stranger: hi :P
Stranger: I think I met you for 10 seconds before
You: Oh?
Stranger: because someone said "Hi, I'm Gary" and then skipped lol
You: Ah.
You: Hi, Im Gary
You have disconnected.

Jesus christ that kid was dense

https://www.instagram.com/sabrina.tam26/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsfWgXK6AocJmCQnurSC9Jw/videos
Please subscribe

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: im sabrina tam, what about you?
You: I'm Greg
You: But my friends call me Gary
Stranger: hi gary
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsfWgXK6AocJmCQnurSC9Jw/videos
Stranger: can you subscribe to me???
You: Sure, one sec
Stranger: thanks
You: Okay, I subbed
You: And just told my friend Gary to as well
You: Oh wait
Stranger: what
You: He just told his friend Gary to as well
Stranger: cool
You: Let me get Gary to sub too
Stranger: please
Stranger: i want subs
Stranger: ill do anything
Stranger: i know most youtubers had to work hard to get famous ;)
You: Gary called you a nigger loving faggot who should just work on the street like your mom does to support your bitch ass
Stranger: oh
You: That Gary is mean
Stranger: add me on snapchat
Stranger: i mean insta
Stranger: i can send nudes
Stranger: https://www.instagram.com/sabrina.tam26/
Stranger: im aroused
Stranger: wanna trade?
You: Sure
Stranger: thanks! ;)
Stranger: add me
You: I am as we speak
You: Gotta log in, give me a sec

>>715527831
Stranger: ok i can wait
You: Have to get my log in info from Gary
Stranger: cool ;)
You: How old are you first
Stranger: 18
You: Sorry, my motto is "If their age is on the clock, they're ready for my cock"
You: You're too old
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i lied thou
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: i thought u would be older
Stranger: lol
You: It's still not on the clock you fucking monkey looking nigger
Stranger: stop
Stranger: thats mean
You: FUCK YOU I'M GARY YOU DUMB BITCH
You: GARY SCREECH
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: what
Stranger: plz sub
Stranger: and follow
Stranger: ill send nudes
Stranger: pleaseeee
Stranger: i know youre horny
You: I'm sorry my madam, that was my friend Gary *tips fedora*
You: I would love to make your night, but sadly I don't want nudes
You: I am a gentleman
Stranger: ok then can you make a woman happy and subscribe and follow
You: Haha *thinks to self, if this works I'll have a cute girlfriend* *looks down then back up* *gulps* Yes my lady, anything for a beautiful woman such as yourself
Stranger: yay!!! really?
You: No you fucking degenerate
Stranger: what
Stranger: please
Stranger: dont go back to square 1
You: Sorry, I'm bipolar
You: Gary is nice
Stranger: its ok!!!
You: But Gary is mean
You: But Gary 3 is fucking autistic
Stranger: gary is sexy ;)
You: And Gary 4 is a fucking nigger
Stranger: oh
You: >>715526533
You: Post your channel and instagram on here
You: Tons of nice guys would want to sub and follow
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: THANK YOU
You: Have fun with your new subs
Stranger: cool!

>>715512895
LOL

>>715527800
Subscribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlHyxuPad0

Omegle now making me do Captchas
help

>>715528175
Hi, I'm Gary

Holy fuck this thread is still alive

Working on one right now- excited to post it

>>715518851
LOL

>>715528565
working on one??

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>>715512305
Bump

>>715528696
This dude has me doing some weird rp shit, I told him my name is Gary. I will post it when I dc.

>>715514808
kek

>>715529181
kek

>>715529655
EMERGENCY BUMP

ALL HAIL THE BAIT KING

>>715524165
KEK

why is no one chatting on video chat, but only on text chat??

called it, was to perfect to be real

>>715531270
that was gr8.

Now watch as I attempt a triforce: _^<superscript>^</superscript>^

how to newfag 101

>>715531270
I AM THE BAIT KING!!

Holy fuck that was some good shit anon

gud jeber

OP here. never realized how big this is.

f 18 here

>>715532238
fuck me pls

>>715533078
i concur

>>715533156
This is better than the Dan raids.

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1

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2

>>715533399
Hi again not 18yo

>>715533758
ayy which one are you

>>715526367
[email protected] huh?

>>715533815
Gary

>>715534412
When I want to show people what 4chan is like, I'll show them this.

>>715534539
Nowadays it's mostly porn though.

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Andale mis amigos, lets raid this pled

>>715534650
probably a bot like 99% of the other girls that give you kik address right away

>>715534742
still gonna try raiding
but it's defo 99% bot the profile pic is some girl in a thong

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>>715534650

>>715534650
omg im doing it

>>715534650
pray for me if i get hacked

>>715534650
the account is sending gary pics!

>>715535080
Chatting now, she's actually real

>>715535831
Are you sure this isn't some kind of advanced AI developed by the government

>>715535987
Pretty sure my dood

>>715534650
UPDATE:::::: turns out it's probably a guy tryna cat flipper. Let's ruin him

>>715536369
Anon, you're a fucking moron if you even suspected a real female. But I have to admit, fucking with the Kik is a good idea.

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>>715536587
I gotta admit it's kinda fun

>>715536696
retard it isn't a real person

>>715536696
Lol, good one, /b/astard.

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>>715536696

>>715536696
>FUCKING NORMAL FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OFF MY DICK SHITTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>watch ur mouth babe... lol
Ok I kek'd a bit

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here theres one more

So... This happened.


Stranger: I'll start
Stranger: * I was on my way to your house as you invited me over, the sky looked really dark as if it was going to rain, I arrived at your house and knocked on your door and waited for you to answer, I looked down and noticed a mysterious letter at your doorstep, I picked it up but didn't read it, I waited for you to answer *
You: *I was in the shower* "Just a minute!" *I run down the stairs to the front door and swing it open*
You: *robes slightly damp from the remaining water* Hey you! better get in from out there
You: what's that you got?
Stranger: Hey Gary! You still look wet * I hand you the letter * I don't know, I found it at your doorstep it's weird I never seem a letter like this before
You: hmm... you should open it, what does it say?
You: *I go over and put some water on the stove*
Stranger: OK let me see it * I open the letter and started to read the letter, I kept reading and as soon as I finished it was in shock I couldn't believe what I've read * no... this can't be real... is this real?
You: what? *I sound concerned*
Stranger: This letter.... this sounds really crazy Gary
You: What does it say??
You: Joey you're... you're worrying me.
Stranger: Ok.... it says " Gary, I've had wrote this letter to inform you that you are chosen to be our next giant goddess ruler of planet earth, you are to enslave these humans and kill those who choose to defy you, you will now be entering a new life and leave your old life, prepare for greatness Gary "
You: Oh my... oh my god.
You: I.. I don't know what to think
You: Who do you think sent that??
Stranger: This can't be real, maybe it's a prank
Stranger: It says by Ariel the giant goddess and former ruler of earth
You: Former.. you mean... I, Gary, am the current giant goddess and ruler of earth? I don't understand.
You: What should we do Joey?

>>715537092
Stranger: I... I don't know * out if nowhere you've been teleported to a different world, your clothes has changed you are now wearing a nice white dress that goes up to your knees and you are barefoot *
You: huh? What? Where am I?
You: *I look around*
Stranger: * you start to feel the ground shake and hear giant foot steps, it starts to get closer and closer, a giant Shadow cast over you, the giant goddess stands behind you *
You: Wh-who... who are you? Are you Ariel? What am I doing here?
Stranger: YES MY CHILD, I AM ARIEL GIANT GODDESS AND FORMER RULER OF PLANET EARTH, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU HEREADY TO SHOW YOU THAT THIS IS COMPLETELY REAL, THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN
You: Y-Yess Ariel *clearly frightened* what should I do to fulfill your wishes?
Stranger: WELL FIRST OFF, ARE YOU AWARE WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE DOING? AND ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
You: I... I don't know. I think so? Why was I chosen, Great Ariel?
Stranger: OH MY CHILD.... YOU ARE SPECIAL, YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT NO OTHER HUMAN HAS AND THAT IS TO HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER AND TO TAKE CONTROL OVER ALL THE HUMANS, YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS AT FIRST BUT IT IS TRUE MY CHILD, THIS IS WHO YOU ARE
You: Oh my...
You: I don't know what to say
You: What about my friend Joey?
You: Do I take control over him?
You: I don't want to hurt Joey
Stranger: THAT HUMAN? YES YOU DO, MY CHILD YOU MUST NOW FORGET YOUR OLD LIFE NOW, YOU MUST NOW FOCUS ON YOUR NEW ONE

>>715537134
You: I... *I know there is no other option... I must give in to her wishes...*
You: I will forget my old life... I understand this is my life now
Stranger: VERY GOOD MY CHILD, I'M SURPRISED YOUR ADAPTING THIS QUICKLY
You: I don't know what else to do... This is my destiny... I don't want to leave behind Joey though
You: What do I do, Great Ariel?
Stranger: I KNOW IT WILL BE HARD TO LEAVE YOU OLD LIFE AND THAT TINY HUMANS, BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT THAT OLD LIFE IS NOT WHO YOU ARE, THIS IS YOUR NEW LIFE NOW GARY, THIS IS WHAT EARTH NEEDS THE HUMANS NEEDS YOU IN CONTROL
You: Yes... Yes Great Ariel
You: I will do as I am told...
You: I humbly succumb to your wisdom
Stranger: I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE THAT YOU ARE TO ENSLAVE THE HUMANS AND KILL THOSE WHO DISOBEY YOU, IF ANY HUMAN AND I MEAN " ANY" HUMAN DISSOBEY YOU NOT LISTENING TO ORDERS TALKSHIP BACK AT YOU OR EVEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE TO CRUSH THEM NO EXCEPTIONS UNDERSTAND?
You: How am I to do this? I am a feeble human, I have no powers...
Stranger: YOU WILL BECOME GIANT, AS TALL AS A SKYSCRAPER PERHAPS BIGGER, THAT WILL BE YOUR POWER
You: Will I be a giant permanently? or will I be able to change forms at will?
Stranger: YES ONCE YOU GROW YOU CANNOT ALTER YOUR SIZE MY CHILD, MAYBE SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE WE CAN SOMEHOW CHANGE THAT, FOR NOW WE MUST KEEP IT THIS WAY

>>715537168
You: I understand
You: I am ready Ariel... I am ready to accept my fate...
Stranger: VERY GOOD MY CHILD, NOW ONCE I SEND YOU BACK TO EARTH FORGET EVERYTHING YOU ONCE KNOW, FORGET YOUR OLD LIFE, YOU ARE NOW A GIANT GODDESS RULER OF PLANET EARTH, YOU ARE TO GIVE NO MERCY TO ANY HUMAN, YOU WILL NOT BE KIND TO THESE HUMANS YOU MUST NOW BE EVIL TOWARDS THEM FOR NOW ON
You: I am ready.
Stranger: VERY WELL * you are now teleported back to Earth, you are in a famous landmark in town you are not giant yet *
You: I... I'm back on earth
You: Where's Joey?
You: *I feel different somehow... somehow unable to discern what is real and fake*
Stranger: * you start to hear the goddesses voice * MY CHILD NOW YOU MUST ADDRESS THESE HUMANS WHO YOU ARE LET THEM KNOW GARY
You: HUMANS OF EARTH
You: I AM GARY, SUPREME GODDESS OF ALL LIFE
Stranger: * everyone looks at you confused, some were laughing *
You: EVERYONE MUST BOW BEFORE GARY, GODDESS OF EARTH
You: *I begin to grow in size*
You: *I grow larger and larger, people begin to grow frightened*
You: *those who were laughing are now staring in disbelief*
Stranger: * you grew bigger and bigger, you stand bigger than any skyscraper in town, your white dress grew with you and you remain barefoot *
You: *I reach down and grab one of the men who was laughing at me*
You: *he screams*
You: *I bring him to my mouth and sink my teeth into his mortal flesh, tearing him in half*
Stranger: * you hear millions scream and they started running away *
You: SOON YOU WILL ALL COME TO FEAR AND RESPECT YOUR NEW GODDESS, GARY!
You: *I begin walking, my dress flowing in the wind*
You: *the screams of townspeople below me excite me*
You: *I feel... aroused..*
You: *I shed my dress and am now completely nude, standing tall above the town*
You: *a group of men come up to me and stab at my feet with rusty pitchforks*
Stranger: LOOK AT THEM RUN MY CHILD, CRUSH THEM AS THEY ARE DISOBEYING YOU

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Get fucked Gary

That's an alien, anon.
It needs to be deported.

>>715537201
You: *I raise my foot and smash them to pieces below my heel*
Stranger: FOOLISH BUGS! NOW SHOW NO MERCY MY CHILD!
You: Ariel I... I feel so powerful. I feel strong.. invincible... Their screams.. the power...
You: it...
You: it....
You: This is arousing in ways I hadn't imagined...
You: *I continue running through the street, stepping on pedestrians who are fleeing my wrath*
You: FEAR GARY, YOUR NEW GODDESS
Stranger: DO YOU SEE WHY WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU MY CHILD? YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR THIS, THIS IS WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED, THIS IS WHO YOU ARE
You: I see now
You: HUMANS, STOP AND LISTEN
Stranger: * some had stop, some have dropped their knees and begged for their lifes at your feet
You: GOOD HUMANS. YOUR OBEDIENCE WILL BE REWARDED.
You: WHO IS YOUR SUPREME OVERLORD AND GODDESS HUMANS?
Stranger: * they all looked at each other and answer in unison * y-you are!
You: WHO AM I
You: WHAT IS MY NAME, PUNY HUMANS
Stranger: Goddess gary!
You: LOUDER HUMANS, I WANT YOU TO SCREAM MY NAME
Stranger: GODDESS GARY! * thousands begin to cry *
You: *I begin to laugh at their fear and obedience*
You: *I see one person on the ground, screaming obscenities at me*
Stranger: * I was still back at your house, I was watching the news and stood in shock * G-GARY!?!?
You: *I crush the man on the ground.. and hear your voice, though you are far away*
Stranger: * some cries even more and hear many screams as well * Gary..... what in the world! * I went outside and see you in the distance couldn't believe my eyes * oh my god!!!
You: *you see me towering above the town... blood covering my feet. My naked body looming above the earth. I turn to look at you* Joey...
Stranger: Gary! What are you doing!!! What's happening to you!!!

You: THE LETTER WAS CORRECT. I AM SUPREME GODDESS OF EARTH.
You: I AM HERE TO DESTROY THOSE WHO DISOBEY ME
Stranger: Gary stop this! You don't have to do this!!!
You: YES I DO JOEY
You: THIS IS WHO I AM NOW
You: THERE IS NO WORLD LEFT
You: ONLY GARY
You: GARY WILL RULE OVER ALL
You: GARY WILL DESTROY ALL
You: THERE IS NO PEACE, ONLY GARY
You: NO LOVE, ONLY GARY
Stranger: What happened to you!
You: I WAS CONVERTED TO SUPREME OVERLORD OF EARTH BY THE FORMER GODDESS ARIEL
You: JOIN ME JOEY
You: JOIN ME IN MY CONQUEST
Stranger: Gary please stop this! Stop all this! * you hear the goddess speaks to you * MY CHILD THAT BUGS HAS COMPLETLY DISSOBEY YOU....
You: JOEY... IF YOU DISOBEY ME... I.. MUST DESTROY YOU...
Stranger: HE HAS COMPLETELY DISSOBEY YOU MY CHILD HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE STANDING
You: I WALK OVER TO JOEY, MY NAKED BODY TOWERING OVER HIM
You: (whoops caps)
You: *I lean down and try to grab him*
Stranger: Gary what are you doing! ( it's ok keep it that way )
You: *I pick him up and can't help but think of my life before... my love... my lust for Joey... how I longed for him... never reciprocated... always just friends... I.. I wanted more...*
Stranger: THAT BUG SHOULD BE DEAD MY CHILD, HE HAS DISOBEY YOU
You: *I grab Joey, his body now rigid with fear... my loins moist with excitement...*

>>715537299
You: *I place Joey's head at the opening to my wet Goddess cave, and slide Joey inside of my giant Goddess Vagina*
Stranger: * I squirm at your power *
Stranger: G-Gary what are you doing! Please! Please!!!
You: *I begin fucking myself with Joey, I collapse on the ground as I slide your entire body inside of my moist opening*
You: *panting* I.. I AM GARY... SUPREME... GODDESS... OF EARTH...
Stranger: * you've crushed many as you collapsed to the ground and many begin running away *
You: *I keep sliding Joey's rigid body in and out of my tight hole, bringing myself closer and closer to climax*
You: *people are in fear of the spectacle, but many refuse to look away*
You: JOEY, I... I AM SO SORRY!
You: *I climax with the force of 10,000 suns and my giant vagina muscles spasm, cracking Joey's spine with a supreme death kegel*
You: *The moans of my orgasm rip through the atmosphere, killing millions*
You: *the world stops spinning*
You: *Joey's wet, lifeless corpse slides from my giant goddess pussy, the world is still... everyone is dead...*
You: There is no love...
You: There is no life...
You: Only... Gary.

>>715536696
Lol

You: Hi, I'm Gary.
Stranger: YOU FUCKING PRICK
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVEL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
You: You do not know me
Stranger: YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING YTHAT SHIT TO ME
Stranger: YOU FUCKING PRICK
You: I welcome the attempt!
Stranger: WHAT EVEN IS A "PLEB"
Stranger: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO KNWOS HOW TO HACK SHE
Stranger: WILL HACK YOU
Stranger: AND I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE
You: Go get her, I'll wait here. Okay?
Stranger: I'm telling you you messed with the WRONG fucking person
You: Well I'm happy to have done it, if it's any consolation.
Stranger: She says she can steal anyones bank account and social secret number by using lthis software she said she saw a youtube video
Stranger: You're done
You: Yeah those hackers today, very tech savvy!
Stranger: Get ready because I can have access to your whole desktop pc anytime I want
Stranger: You won't even know
You: Don't open my special folders please!
You: I'm afraid someone else seeing the contents may embarass me
Stranger: What is that where you keep those pedo photos you told me about
Stranger: I'll make sure to open it
Stranger: As a matter of fact I'm calling my friend first thing tommorow
Stranger: Ur fucked
You: Okay! I'll wait here for you
Stranger: SO fucker, what is a "pleb"
You: Plebiean
Stranger: WHAT The FUCK IS THAT!?
You: Oh excuse me
You: Plebeian*
Strange: FUCK YOU PRICK YOUR'RE DONE YOUR HACKED I AM GOING TO GET MY DAD TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE HE'S HUGE HE COULD KILL YOU IF HE WANTED
Stranger: YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHI YOU DUMB FUCK
You: Whatever helps you sleep at night my friend! I'll be waiting for what is hopefully the two of you.
Stranger: I'M REPORTING YOU THE THE COMPUTER HACKER PROTECTION AGENCY
Stranger: Goodbye
Stranger has disconnected.

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Well met gary

Goddamnit. You glorious bastards.
I've only met Garys.
It's an honor to be on the same stupid ass thread as you faggots.

http://logs.omegle.com/3c148d2e104b3610

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may the light of the Gary Bless you all

>>715521949
Kecked a lot

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hu juzt wanted tu fuk

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>>715514523
I really hope hes a jew.

+1 gassed.

No screenshots, but they guy i started chatting with was also a Gary

>>715540919
I'm him m8

>>715540969
But I'm gary

Do Minecraft, Pewdiepie, Tumblr, and feminism.

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>>715512305
my favorite so far

>>715541494
accidentally sent the screenshot of this i saved to someone on omegle lol

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>>715512305
this dude is getting pissed

>>715541494
/b/ at it's best

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I found a gary!

>>715541692
We got the same faggot! the world is truly small

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>>715541692

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Hey Gary

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He gave a Skype name, you know what to do.

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What did you faggots do

>>715542023
>>715541834
>>715541494
we should skype him

>>715512305
Talk to strangers!
Select Language ▼
24,000+ online now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm gary.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sigh
Stranger has disconnected.

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give her 0

>>715542260
i gave her 4.3 than said pleb twice

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gotta love these

>>715517530
lost idk.why

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>>715512305

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I think we broke one of them guys.

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free me from the curse help

>>715542631
Ayy that's me.

>>715542972
aaaaaayyy

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Ola

is anyone in video chat?
seeing these faggots is priceless

we moving this party to video chat?

>>715543481
Post pictures or shut the fuck up

>>715543554
dude it's fucking 6am HOLY SHIT
fuck gary man

gary has been banned from omegle

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>>715512895
n1ce one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey how's it going?
You: hai
You: good you?
You: what's your name?
Stranger: I'm doing well.
Stranger: Leon you?
You: Hi I'm Gary, lovely weather we're having.
Stranger has disconnected.

You're chatting with a stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr
Stranger: Hey
You: DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT?!?!
You: RRRREEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Yeah
You: what's your fave thing about minecraft??
Stranger: Parkour
You: you know what i like?
You: sex animations in minecraft
You: hi I'm gary
Stranger: Wow ok
Stranger: A more Gary's

>>715544110
can't cont because 4chan is gay and thinks my reply is spam, sorry guise it was a good one too

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I really did like his beard tbh

>>715512305
Hi, I'm garyHi, I'm garyHi, I'm garyHi, I'm garyHi, I'm gary

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Another one

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kek

>>715544524
lazy ass gary

You: Hi, I'm gary
Stranger: I'm Lilly.
You: Hi Lilly
Stranger: Hey, what's up?
You: Not much, you?
Stranger: Mmm, I am ridiculously bored and trying to find a way to pass the time until I can go home.
Stranger: Hehe.
You: Oh cool
You: Met any other Gary's?
Stranger: Not on Omegle, but one of my closest friends in highschool had that name.
You: Well I'm sure you'll meet another Gary any minute now. Have a nice night :)
Stranger: You too1
Stranger: !

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america needs gary

banned

hey can you rate me out of 10? my twitter is @TinaSealer

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like minecraft.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Im Dan
You: Im gary
Stranger: Im fucking with you
Stranger: Im gary
You: wait fuck
You: SHIEEEET
Stranger: Dan died last week
Stranger: Nigger busted through the windsheild of his white van
Stranger: He never made it to Dan Land
You: niggers amirite?
You: i have 3 tabs open
You: wtf
Stranger: put this in the thread or your white van will get busted by niggers

4chan has become so horrible that all I have left to do on this site is pretend to be triggered and troll newfags trying to troll.

>>715545124
fuck TinaSealer.

>>715544981
I warned one of you faggots to post in the thread or a gary would get banned from omegle. AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!