Would you rather get a blowjob from a gorgeous chick that was

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>>715476068
ITT: Decisions no /b/tard will ever, EVER have to make.

>>715476068
ITT: Decisions no /b/tard will ever, EVER have to make
Kys

>>715476068
Definitely the ugly one. Gross looking chicks make more of an effort in general.

as the biggest part of enjoyment in sex is mental, clearly the beatiful one.

>>715476068
The ugly one duh. You can put a bag over her head.

>>715476130
>>715476315
t. fat neckbeard who assumes everyone is just like him

>>715476597
This. Or just close your eyes and enjoy the succ.

>>715476068
>Magikarp.jpg

>>715477528
newfag

>>715476068
as someone who has done both within the last few months you want the chick that sucks better for sure

>>715476068
WHY NOT BOTH?!?!?!?!?

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If it's just one blowjob and doesn't lead to anything else, the ugly one hands down. But if my 7" entices her to come back for more, obviously the beautiful one.

>>715476068
I got a blowjob from my chemistry teacher this past year. not in school, her home.

>>715479170
What grade did you get in chem?

the first one

I apparently haven't gotten stellar head yet, so I don't care if it's the same quality from a smoking hot girl

At the same time, I really don't care about smoking hot girls, but I definitely don't want an uggo on the receiving end of my man-bat

>be me with cousins
>15 year old girl 9.5/10 beautiful
>we get her drunk
>she starts to blow cousin
>starts to feel on her
>she stops and goes for me
>feels so good
>talk dirty and slap her face with it
>cousin decides to stick his dick in her
>she moans beautiful
>she pulls down on my uncircumcised dick
>the piece of skin that was in my dick came out
>pain and blood everywhere
>fml cant do shit dick hurts like a motherfucker cousins continue to fuck while i sit out.

>>715479170
Gonna need a greentext

>>715476068
let me put it to you this way OP, if I could fuck the pretty girl I would, because she could just lay there if she sucked at it. I mean what's really that bad about pussy that sits there, it's pussy. ain't no teeth in there. but bad head? fuck no dude. that shit hurts and it's hard to nut. I wouldn't fuck the ugly girl cause usually they have a bush, a nasty ass pussy, or some weird shit they say to you while you're fucking them, but if she's good at blowjobs you never pass that up. Head literally feels the same no matter who it is because head is head. Everyone's got a mouth.

>>715480363
I second this

>>715480775
You clearly have no sexual experience.

>>715479628
>>715479170
>not great looking teacher but ok
>anon I see you do handyman work with xyz company in my neighborhood
>uh yea
>I might need some fix it work around house
>husband can't do
>i say sure
>at her house needing light plumbing work to bathroom hot water faucet
>bathroom is narrow but long, she comes in and shows me issue
>opens sink vanity door thing for access
>bumps her ass into my junk
>uh ok shes either dumb or horny
>leaves..ok i guess dumb but now I have a visible hard on
>nervous that she will see it so i press up against sink vanity to disguise it
>she comes back in asks to see area under sink
>sees hard on
>fuck fuck this is embarassing
>whats happening down there anon
>she laughs a bit
>uh uh uh
>pulls down pants
>should I take care of this?
>y-yes thanks
>she laughs like laughs at me
>now I think its not happening
>she gets on knees and blows me
>my mind can't comprehend whats happening
>she finishes and we never speak about it

that was last semester and I am embarrassed to look at her

>>715481474
Sounds just like my Japanese picture books.

>>715480363
I third motion this.

>>715481474
What shcool imma look her up

>>715476068
The great thing about getting a dick suck is that you can close your eyes and relax. eyes not needed

>>715481846
hicksville high school

her initials are a.s.

>>715480775

> Head literally feels the same no matter who it is

No, nigga. You've obviously never had good head.

>>715476068
holy shit post more like this

>>715482177
I'm thinking he probably meant it doesn't matter if it's a hot girl or an ugly girl as long as they're good at it.

>>715482317
I don't get it, what's to like about OP's pic? She looks retarded.

>>715482672
I have a thing for girls making ugly faces while doing sexual shit.

>>715476068
I've had succ from an ugly fat bitch, and she was fucking amazing at it. So yeah man, ugly all the way. Cute girls are usually too stuck up to give good head.

>>715483063
I wasn't planning on being intrigued but now I am. Can you post some ugly bj examples?

>>715483063
I'm always interested in hearing what turns other anons on. So what is it you like about that? What's good about OP's pic?

both the best and worst BJ's I received revolved around drugs.

Best:

>sell weed
>only to friends and friends of friends
>friend calls up and asks if he can send a girl over for some weed
>work out details. Sheila is coming over
>knock on door
>open to see Sheila
>BBW. not overly fat, but a little more than curvy
>sit and chat
>light a bone to let her know what she's getting
>finish and just sitting there
>"you want a BJ anon?"
>say what?
>"well, you let me smoke up here. the least I can do is return the favor"
>sure
>gets on her knees in front of me
>opens my pants
>jerks me until I'm hard enough to suck
>that woman had the oral skills of an angel
>just the right ratio of mouth/hand action
>not overly sloppy but definitely wet
>tell her I'm going to unload
>she nods her head and keeps going
>I blow my load in her mouth
>she keeps sucking long enough to make it feel good without going too far
>then just keeps her face in my lap with my cock in her mouth for another few minutes
>slowly pulls off my cock with a big smile

Worst
>friends go out
>one girl is a friend of a friend
>wants to do coke
>tell her she can come back to my place
>friend says "you'll have to blow him though"
>she says let's go
>get to my place
>she does cock
>asks if I'm ready
>sits in chair and I stand in front of her
>at first she just puts my cock in her mouth
>then just sits there
>I fuck her mouth a little and then take her head and start moving it
>you would think she had 150 teeth in her mouth
>couldn't find a good position/angle to avoid getting raked by incisors
>about 30 seconds of that and I tell her I'm good and she can leave
>actual fucking cuts on my cock

>>715476068
TBH I'd rather be the one giving the blowjob, and btw boys, I'm amazing at sucking cock.

>>715476441
This guy knows.

>>715483892
I've had SHIT blowjobs before but never to the point the girl just barley opens her mouth

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>>715483395
This is literally the only one I've saved so far, hence asking for more. But I have a few pics saved of cute girls pulling ugly faces. Pic related.

>>715483513
It's mainly the degradation aspect along with the thought of a chick being so horny she loses all self-control/respect. OP's pic is a good example of this, she's so fucking cock starved she's gobbling it down regardless of how fucking gross she looks. I'd fucking love to throat fuck the stupid cunt.

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Another good one.

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>>715483892
> 150 teeth
fuck i'm in orbit, i don't even know where my sides are anymore

for srs though thats the worst

As a sophomore in high school had a g/f for a few months. One time at my dads place we were chilling in my room listening to music and she pulled down my pants. She kissed down my stomach and I forgot about her getting braces a few days before. She started, and about 10 seconds later my dad walked in, turned around and walked out. She looked up, embarrassed, and I started laughing like hell, telling her she didn't have to continue because 10 seconds of braces blow jobs a few days after getting them is enough to last a lifetime.

>>715484892
is liek

you think you selective

but you gay.

Best:
>Be me, about 16 at the time, spent a lot of time at a friend's house
>His parents were never home
>They were away for the weekend, I was staying over
>Bored as fuck, watching porn
>He'd come out of the closet about a month before but hadn't been with a guy
>Felt sorry for him and told him he should ask around our group of friends if he could blow one of them
>You never know
>He asked me
>Only ever had girlfriends but felt sorry for him so I said yes
>Secretly horny as fuck from watching the porn
>He joins me on the couch, I put a blanket over him so it's not gay
>He pulls off my shorts and grabs my raging boner
>Starts blowing me
>Feelsgreat.gif
>Can't cum coz it's kinda awkward
>He's all disappointed
>Next night, watching porn again
>He asks me if he can try again
>Rockhard.jpg
>Put the blanket over him again, no homo
>He starts sucking, bobbing his head up and down
>Tries to deepthroat me but I'm too big
>He starts jerking my shaft while sucking
>Finally reach tipping point
>Blast multiple loads of cum straight down his throat
>He's gagging again but takes it all like a champ
>Take him to McDonalds for breakfast

Never done anything with a guy since but it always gets me hard thinking about it.

>>715476068
Ugly. I don't get off to the beauty of a girl, I get off to the amount I can degrade her. If she's not gonna throat my cock like a filthy whore it's not worth it

>>715476068
>>715484892
>>715485084
Well thanks /b/, I now have another fetish.

OP's pic looks like it must feel fucking amazing. That bitch has talent.

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>>715486664
No worries, m8.

>>715485723
It Def is gay

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>>715476068
Got a blowjob outside in a park couple weeks ago. Also fucked for a little bit
>Would recommend, The tension of getting caught is arousing as fuck

>>715487246
No homo though

>>715484892
>OP's pic is a good example of this, she's so fucking cock starved she's gobbling it down regardless of how fucking gross she looks.
So much this. Chicks are usually so vain and into themselves, there's just something insanely hot about a girl so into shoving cock down her own throat that she doesn't even care she looks like a retarded fish.

>>715476068
Just noticed the filename, top kek.

>>715476068

the beautiful one

ejaculating feels good for 5 seconds
knowing and telling your buddies that 10/10 once put her mouth around your cock feels good forever

>>715488879
Caring about impressing your friends. You sound like a girl tbh.

>>715480775

It's like Steve carrell from the 40 year old virgin wrote this. Boobs feel like sandbags too right?

>>715476068
How do I find a girl to suck my penor like this?

>>715476068
It doesn't matter how good they are if you just fuck the throat.

>>715489867
Don't they have to be good for them to let you fuck their throat? It's not like most women can take a cock down their throat without gagging.

>>715482129
Of course Ohio would have somewhere named hicksville, what a stupid state. 419 here

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>Hanging out with buddy and his girl getting high and drunk
>Sexual jokes start, "Hey Anon, Becky is a blowjob queen aren't you." Becky agrees and somehow it escalates my buddy pushing her to show me. She finally agrees.
>She gets on her knees, frees my cock and holy shit she's good. Next thing I know my buddy is standing next to me dick out and she starts going back and forth.
>The she puts both in her mouth and fuck it feels good and is so slutty. Buddy and I laugh and go with it. She's giving it all she gots. Buddy says he's about to cum and she goes at 110% now. Can feel his cock pulse and her mouth fills up with his cum. This puts me over the edge. She continues to suck after we both deflate and tremble in extacsy.
>Best blowjob ever

Pic related.

>>715482129

can't find her in the directory, what's her name?

>>715489095
Sounds like you have no friends.

>>715476315
>quote some anon.
>no greentext.

Kys first fag.
Also get.

>>715487246
>>715485723

That dude sucking a dude isn't as gay as this:
>>715490249

That is def the gayest shit ever

>>715478381
retard

>>715479888

First time I wacked off, I did it violently enough that it broke that. I didn't stop wacking off and didn't look to see what happened. I just thought I was making precum or something. When I was done my hand was covered in pink slime. Looked like that shit from Ghostbusters 2.

>>715476068
ʇoƃƃɐɟ

That's the same as saying you'd rather take a blowjob from a professional dick sucking faggot.

I'd take a blowjob from the most gorgerous chick on the planet even if she was fucking terrible at it, as long as I'd manage to nut in her mouth I'd take it over an ugo any day

>>715476068
OP is n̶o̶t̶ a faggot

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>>715485723
fag

>>715492852
evidently never had a good chewie my g

>>715476441
Yea ugly bitches need to perform. They dont know when the next cock will be

>>715476068
Um... they all look the same in the dark.. even the niggers

>>715476068

I've been blown by several semi-uggos and my 6/10 wife... they definitely put more heart into giving head.

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>>715494148
>fucking greasy niggers

>>715483892
>friend says "you'll have to blow him though"

What the fuck? Is that how it works? You trade drugs for blowjobs?

I regret never getting into that business.

>>715476068
got my best blowjob from a ladyboy in thailand.

>>715482129
Alison Silvestri

http://www.hicksvillepublicschools.org/Page/4268

>>715482129
>>715495653
Useless without pictures though.

>>715476068

Gorgeous chick that was mediocre. I've had great blow jobs, I've had shit ones. I'll take a mediocre one with a face worth recording over one i can't record.

>>715495772
Yeah. I can't find anything online.