Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715456350
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I am awake
Sameji claim'd
>>715466437
>file.png
I don't trust this thread
>>715466553
It's fine
>>715466553
I have a backup ready to go just in case
>>715466437
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,
I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,
Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,
I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.
>>715466553
It's safe.
>>715466643
>everything is fine
Why was the link last thread a new IP?
>>715466765
Because the person who baked it isn't on a desktop?
>>715466811
But who? I've never seen this claimer before.
I feel like this thread is going to be deleted.
>>715466886
That's because they didn't claim the OP image. This person never does
>>715466886
Its me.
>>715466919
even worse
>>715466981
>>715466919
Even more reason not to trust it :^)
>never trust Syndra
Wasting time talking about the validity of a thread is exactly what shitposters hope to accomplish.
>>715467106
It's not like it subtracts any discussion from the thread.
>>715467164
Maybe not but they arent that smart to begin with
>>715467106
>checking if a thread is made by a shitposter is exactly what shitposters want
Shitposter detected
>>715467104
Worry not, Slavs are trustworthy.
>>715467318
Discount Russians aren't though :(
>>715467318
Its this a new meme?
>>715467318
>>715467506
I remember when Syndra talked more
One more fucking day of this.
>>715468099
suicide is always an option
>>715468099
>>715468156
Not actually here.
>>715468156
I was going to make a shitpost about joining Sachi's suicide pact but I remembered tomorrow is me and Mai's anniversary.
>>715468487
I hope Sachi actually an heroed
>>715468439
Hello courtney
>>715468592
He said these threads were his life, so he at least did symbolically.
>>715468749
He's a traitor and i hope he actually wemt through with it
>>715468620
Hey tali. How's it going?
thes fred is dog po
>>715468891
Lazy 3 day weekend with a threesome coming monday. Currently watching supernatural with the wife
>>715469015
You found someone to do that with you? Lucky guy. I'm currently doing dishes.
>>715469632
Yeah a qt 5'2" little black girl
>>715469015
>>715469632
>>715469738
カラミチーマス
>>715469738
You sure she's not gonna bail on ya?
>>715467318
Slutty outfit for a little boy.
Still here, only better ;^)
>>715470308
Weve already been on a few dates and shes sexting both me and wife already
>>715471163
where do you get these quality pictures?
>>715471163
Wew. Well good luck to ya man.
>>715471483
The INTERNET. Most importantly, google.
>>715471577
thanks for info and replyign with a quality pic
>>715471483
See
>>715471577
Thanks m8 im just hoping the qife doesnt last second change her mind
>>715470414
Anything but slutty, in fact.
>>715472485
Marisa is a good 2hu
hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.
Online relationships are insignificant.
How many of you have been in online relationships, with promises of hopes and pipe dreams. You imagine yourselves together and moving between state (or country LOL). You think to yourself "This person with an anime avatar is the one i'm going to spend the rest of my life with".
Are you both socially and economically well off?
Do you both hold careers or have skills that you can make an affordable wage?
Do you both really trust each other enough to not think they're cheating every 5 minutes?
Are you willing to make sacrifices to your free time to work extra or finish school?
Well, just know that it's most likely not going to work.
circlejerk has ruined these threads, it's so sad..
here's my waifu, now fuck off
Hello everyone!
>>715472884
Is this some kind of meme?
>>715472790
>>715473132
Literally who?
>>715472386
I understand.
>>715469738
>Black
Kek
>>715473257
Literally you.
>>715473172
Make a decision yet on waifu?
>Nice time get
>>715473132
This
QOTT: An unsual occurrence is happening in the vicinity, who are you telephoning?
Phantom stoppers!
>>715472243
Let's hope not.
>>715472043
Welcome
>>715473137
Hello
>>715473543
Your mother
>>715473405
A waifu is a person, not a decision.
>>715473405
no
>>715473543
Ghostbusters!
>>715473374
A Galil
>>715473596
Hey man, how's it going?
Best
>>715473868
An androgynous sweater wearing person who fell into a well and fought a flower and stuff IIRC
>>715468099
What's wrong?
>>715474105
You do recall correctly
And you love it!
>>715473900
Its going alright. How bout you?
>>715474418
I do not love it, Undertale is a shit
Chara is fine though, and you're pretty cool
>>715474478
It's going pretty good for me
>>715474706
I'll gladly take that compliment. How was your day so far? Did anything interesting happen?
Hello.
waifu roll
>>715474836
It's been nice, very chill. Not slow, just relaxed. Nothing interesting except Klonata started talking to me again (although that was last night)
>>715474970
Hey Bewby
>>715475000
Fuckin Czeched
>>715474215
This thread.
>>715475000
ill take all waifus in thread
>>715474706
Thats good to hear. Anything interesting happen?
>>715475000
>Trips
>>715475190
Damn it
>>715474970
Go to sleep sis
>>715475190
You say that like it's a bad thing that he started talking to you again. Do you dislike him?
>>715475296
See >>715475190
>>715475268
no u
>>715475435
No that's not bad, it's really good. Its great actually
>>715475295
No
>>715475566
Now it sounds like you have a crush on him or something. Why is it that great?
>>715475000
86 GET
>>715475423
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>715475190
Hello, uhm, whoever.
>>715473543
No one, I have no one to call
>>715475566
Is that a good thing that Klonata started talking to you again?
>>715475000
44 get
>>715476044
>fang
Hhhnggh
>>715475296
>Horns
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
>>715476044
>
ohmygod, I'm loving these threads. So much going on and so much to figure out. It's like 5 shoujo mangas in one thread.
all the HNNNGH I can (not) handle!
You have to tell me sometime how it came to be!
>>715476044
Well thats good to hear at least.
>>715476171
Excuse me?
>>715476171
Is this Edgedeath or the new one?>>715476206
If you got Discord or Telegram I can tell you there. I'll have to re download Telegram though
>>715476281
Anything interesting for you? Nice pic by the way
>>715476442
it's the new esdeath, be nice
I have telegram. I don't have discord.
So, if you'd be so nice and redownlaod telegram... that would be great
https://telegram.me/CharaDreemur
>>715476044
Oh hey Galil! What's up?
>>715475800
IT'S LATE. GO TO SLEEP NOW
>>715476442
telegram is pure cancer
>>715476560
Just wait the 12 hours it'll take me to download it and I'll tell you all about it
>>715476583
Not much really, 99% of the people here are getting next week off and not many people need much done around Christmas so I may end up either not doing anything next week or just not even having to come in.
>>715476590
Sleep is for the weak fam
>>715476807
So am I
Is Hazuki from Moon Phase a good quality waifu?
>>715476807
>mark zuckerberg
>sending gifs is a pain
>pc version is not even perfect
>can't send downloaded videos without a chance of corrupting them
>stupid emojis
>telegram
>no zuckerberg
>can sent gifs no problem
>videos? no fucking problem
>pc version essentially the same
>dank stickers
>>715476913
Don't worry, I'm patient!
>>715477032
more talking about what happens on telegram is pretty cancerous
>>715476913
That's nice. Did you also get the week off?
>>715476590
IT'S 5PM.
>>715477032
You shouldn't be using either of them.
Please set yourself on fire already you mentally ill fuck.
>>715476947
she's not the right one if you can be bothered by our opinion
>>715477346
its not the thing, Im on a verge of switching here, and I need some serious opinion.
>>715476442
Not really, just getting wood and doing dishes. While at the same time filling out job applications online.
>>715476947
If you think she is, then she is
>>715476947
NEKO MIMI MODO ~
yes
>>715477405
this remains as the correct answer >>715477346
>>715476442
>>715476560
There was an Esdeath before me? What happened to him?
>>715476281
Don't take it the wrong way.
Sanae's my wife
please be nice to her
>>715477235
Nah, just Christmas Eve and Christmas but the boss is saying he might not even make us come in at all for the next two week, which would be pretty nice.
>>715477524
He's still here, just rather busy lately and he's been in the Discord mostly.
>>715477313
What's wrong with Chara?
>>715477419
>just getting wood
>
>>715477497
>>715477511
Just fucking kill me, I want to hug her, I want to violate her, I want to love and to break her. Im so fucking dead inside, its a struggle.
GAS THE KIKES
>>715477179
Well, discord and skype is not better in any way if you ask me, but I get the idea
>>715477524
Yes, there was. We call him edgedeath for a reason.
I'm not kidding when I say he has had a rough upbringing and a twisted sense of morals.
He is depicted as a mentally ill person irl (at least he told us that) and stalks girls he likes. (I'm talking about the crazy thing when I speak from stalking). Not even washing his hands when he shook hands with his crush etc.
Court didn't let him go near his crushs house anymore
>>715477690
Oh, you know, I'm just mentally ill. Depression and Trans.
>>715477704
Same, depends, who was your first waifu,
>>715476913
But
>>715477235
AND?
>>715477820
Here`s a thing: I love my current waifu, but I have toxic personality, I`d only hurt her.
>>715478099
anhero bro
the only way
>>715478154
too late 4 dat. there are no waifus in the void.
>>715477921
IT'S EARLY.
>>715477235
I hope that's the case then~
>>715478218
try a toxic waifu then
that bitch from overlord that died first seem like a match
>>715474970
zoinks scoob you can't just switch waifus like that
>>715478428
Nah, I really like Hazuki. I love her. Its not the same love that I feel to my current one, but its also strong. Its just that I would be more comfortable with being a bad person while with Hazuki.
>>715478638
cheating scum
>>715477764
Thats kind of terrifying, tbh.
>>715478278
NO U
>>715477607
Kitty-bunny!
>>715478764
I do feel bad.
>>715477690
Alright, woods all stacked for the winter
>>715478777
Nice trips!
But it goes on...
He effectively ruined the relationship his current crush had by telling her crush and her boyfriend that they're cheating each other. Since he's seen as a little retard, they believed him.
Effectively killing one of them, since (in their depression or grief) they drank antifreeze
>>715478883
Good afternoon.
>It feels like a Saturday today tbh.
>>715479033
get out of my face you cheating scum
this thread is not for your kind
>>715479194
Just in time for the dreadful inferior claimer's story.
>>715479194
Y-you're kidding right?
>>715479396
You dont know my story.
>>715479710
Beware of the inferior claimer fellow comrade, he has a thing for crushing small animals and giant fat women.
>>715479710
I believe I would be.
And hence we nicknamed him Edgedeath.
>>715479608
And here's the other one. What are you doing here? :^)
>>715479245
It does feel like a Saturday. Up to anything?
>>715480034
Abomination is more suited for a monster like him.
>>715480238
Greetings loyal citizen
>>715479710
>>715480034
I can't even properly type anymore
I meant to say "I WISH I would be" not believe
>>715480034
Ah. Clever.
>>715480394
Wait so that stuff is true then?
>>715480397
Again, my bad, I'm too tired for writing in a foreign language see here >>715480394
I wasn't kidding. He really did that.
But you can talk to him yourself, he's here >>715480352
>>715480315
Pokemon battles, mate.
>>715480953
You dare mistake me for that filth
>>715481085
... oh yeah, fuck he named all his pictures "Queen of Dominatrix" my bad.
I should really go to bed
>>715481217
All is forgiven so long as you acknowledge I am nothing like that abomination.
>>715480953
Dont bully old Esdeath please.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715481331
It's pretty hard to top him in that regard. So yeah, I acknowledge that you are nothing like him... thankfully
>>715481399
Telling his story is now considered bullying?
>>715481595
You called me Sono... it made me blush..
>>715481595
Now who would want to top that?
>>715481447
Greetings loyal citizen.
>>715480352
Oh you're not the Esdeath I know. Hello then.
>>715480966
Kek'd at the filename
>>715481217
Maybe you should get some sleep, friend
>>715481595
Well, you are not really portaying him in a good light.He might seem a bit off, but he is a really good person if you get to know him.
>>715480966
You should battle with me in the bed ;^)
>>715481447
Officially claimed? Why not just claimed?
>>715481549
You seem new to thread
>>715481811
Incorrect, and it will be heavily appreciated if you do not make the same mistake.
>>715481831
Fuck me, I forgot the pic. Just like that.
>>715481700
How does that make you blush?
>>715481793
No one hopefully
>>715481811
Probably... I will soon.
>>715481831
Hmm... that's true, but... really, I never got to know his good side then. You're more than welcome to share his good side then, since I also believe that he just had... a sad childhood.
>>715481793
Which EdgyDeath are yew?
>>715481926
Because she would want it that way. Also cute smug.
>>715481926
>>715482070
because i like it... Ak-me wanted to give me a thread name but they're dead now.
>>715481811
Well, it's true.
>>715481926
How about no?
>>715482070
Esdeath is actually pretty caring and its pleasant to talk with him. He is just a bit sensitive about some stuff, but most people in here just treat him like shit becasue of the stories about him, which not all are true.
>>715481948
Hehe sorry. Won't happen again.
>>715482070
They say tea helps
>>715482070
The loyal servent of her grace.
>>715482349
Good, glad we got that settled.
>ausdeath
>>715475000
Roll boys
Also, checked
>>715482487
Hey Chen what's up?
>>715482169
Well then, Sono is fitting I guess
>>715482349
I don't like tea all that much
>>715482332
I never treated him badly... I just wanted him to see that his morals are not the same like the rest of society. But he depicted it as me being mean to him.
Ah, can't help it now.
>>715482468
And who would that be?
>>715482487
>ausdeath
made me giggle
Hello!
>>715482683
not Chen lmao
>>715482696
I still wanted Ak-me to name me, though.
>>715482816
Is that anime any good?
>>715482696
Me
>>715482072
Officially does sound cooler. Thanks, have another (^:
>>715482123
O-oh
>>715482266
You're no fun
>>715482855
I personally haven't finished it but I've watched around 3 series so far and I just stopped watching at one point but I never stopped enjoying it so, in my opinion, yeah it is pretty good.
>>715482816
Snail is too cute~
>>715482696
Yeah, he does seeks insults between the words sometimes. But I never said he`s perfect, no? Everyone has thier quirks, me, you, him. And I dont even mean you, but most of people here dont even know him but still talk shit like they were here.
>>715483003
Good choice of a waifu.
>>715482855
I'm sorry... why did ak-me leave?
>>715483003
THE FUCKING SNAIL IS BACK!
>>715482961
welcome then!
>>715483099
Yeah, I noticed that. But oh well, what's done is done. Greet him from me if you don't mind.
>>715482996
>>715483099
I was here, fuck him
>>715482996
Don't hit me please!
>>715483211
Thanks, and now I must depart
Farwell
-Ice Queen