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>>715456160 (Courtney)
I see. I wish you good luck with that. I suck at drawing. Just never put enough time into it.

Do you plan on getting another small time job before trying it as an illustrator?

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>>715456453
Oh yeah definitely. My foster parents would let me live with them if I couldn't find another job

>>715456406
Alice~

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Today seems like a good day to not do anything in particular.

>>715456722
Overcast and threatening to rain but never raining? If so, I know the feel.

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>>715456675
Foster Parents? What about your real ones?

I'm sure you can find another job. Just don't loose hope.

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>>715456840
Both my real ones passed away. My mom died to a drug relapse and my Dad died though a heart failure.

But yeah, I'm sure I can find another job soon. I'm trying to apply after the holidays because I feel like more people would be hiring

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>>715457104
Ah, I'm sorry I asked then. Must be painful memories

Hmm... normally they're hiring right before holidays and then they are firing the people after the holidays.

>>715457013
Welcome to waifu

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>>715456839
It rained yesterday, but today seems to be exactly as described.
In a way I'm actually sort of dissapointed, it doesn't seem like that the skies have it in them for another downpour.

>>715456406
Your ohayo might take longer than expected
Alice has weird hair
I'll atleast try to have something finished before the end of the year

>>715457369
Even the skies have given up. I might use this.

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カラミチーマス

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>>715457249
thank you

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>>715457249
Ah no it's fine. Its get rid of any awkward conversation topics in the future. At any rate, I've been applying to a bunch of places. I'm hoping that'll I'll just be a cashier or something. I thought about being a Youtuber, but I dont think that'll happen

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>>715457601
Use what?

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>>715456028
>Chara
Fair enough.

I don't think I will. Not anytime soon, anyways. I still have too much to do, plus, I can't do mad skidz if I'm dead.

Too many cars on the road going 20 FUCKING UNDER THE LIMIT GOD DAMN I WAS SCREAMING A LOT COMING HOME!

>>715456160
>Magma Admin
Well as long as it's not too much. How's it like living in snow? Is it all is glamorous up to be?

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Claiming Felix

hööööööööö

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>>715456675
Good morning
>>715457406
Take as long as you want. Waiting is all I have to do for a while anyway

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Claimed.

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>>715457673
You're welcome! Who is your waifu?

>>715457761
Yeah, being a youtuber is hardcore, a cashier is more reasonable heh

Good luck anyway

>>715457927
>can't do mad skidz if dead
Everyone has different motivations!

Hahaha, at least you didn't bump into someone else again

>>715457934
Ambush/10

>>715457853
Oh I just meant I might use
>even the skies have given up
If I'm ever feeling sad enough

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>>715457927
I mean it does look pretty when the sun reflects on it, but aside from that I hate it.

>>715458166
How'd you sleep?

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>>715457934
Ayyy Kitten.

>>715458605
Truth be told, I have a lot to live for. Not typical things, but I'm more normal than one would think in some regards.

Shhh, that was an error of tire inflation and judgement.

>>715458664
I think I'd like it, if only because easy drifts.

>Go into room
>Take pants off
>Turn around
>See this
I literally wasn't in the room for 30 seconds and this little shit decided to claim my pillows and blankets.

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>>715458605
don't really have one.
I'm just on the lookout for someone.

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>>715458605
I mean, a man can dream haha. But thank you. I've been having to fill out unemployment and its annoying

>>715458898
Cute cats. How old are they?

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>>715458633
How sad is sad enough?

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>>715458898
I think everyone here is more normal than others would think.
Also nice cat.

Sureeee. It was an error of tire inflation and judgement. Sure it was.

>>715458960
and who might that be?

>>715459049
Just don't give up the job hunting. It can become pretty depressing.

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>>715459049
Like, 12 or 13. Pretty old. Also blind in one eye. Lovable one, but still a little shit.

>>715459113
I think there's a few exceptions...

It was! Honest! I misjudged that I could make the turn, and my tires were over inflated! I literally finally let the excess air out about a week ago!

>>715459099
I don't do 'sad' in public, or anywhere outside of my own thoughts for that matter, so I'll probably end up saying it to myself in my head week from now.

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>>715459113
I'll know it when I see them

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>>715459113
I won't! I've had some interviews but it never went farther then that.

>>715459310
I've always wanted a cat, but my family is allergic to them. So we got stuck with dogs instead. ;~;

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>>715459310
Exceptions are making the rules though!

If you say so... I'll trust you... well, I have no idea about cars anyway

>>715459623
Alrighty, have fun waiting

>>715459626
That's something. Want some tips on what to say about your weaknesses?

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>>715459623
https://a.pomf.cat/bsccsm.png

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the only waifu i need.

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>>715459626
Actually, my dog is 13. That was my moms cat. M grandma wouldn't let me bring my dog when I moved out, so she had to stay at the old house. I still go visit her when I can. Love that dog so much, and it kills me not having her over here with me.
>This was her standing watch over me as I changed my fog light bulbs
She's been with me since just after she was born. So being told I can't have her with me after 13 years really hurts, especially when she's so damn sweet.

>>715459915
Wat

If the tire is over inflated, it means it's getting less grip onto the road. It becomes harder, and eventually won't have much grip at all. It's why drifters normally pump up their back tires a good 20-30 PSI over the max psi on the tire. Makes it easier to lose the back end.

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>>715459915
>>715459926
thank you

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>>715459926
Mi~ku~ra~

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>>715460145
Don't you know that exceptions are proofing the rules?

Ah, I see. Sounds complicated

It's a shame about the dog. Cherish her as good as possible.

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>>715459915
Sure! The more help, the better.

>>715460145
Yeah that sucks. The previous cat I owned, Shadow, was with me for at least 5 years. But when shit hit the fan and I got moved to my now fosters, animal control came and took her.

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>>715460713
SABER-toga.

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>>715460954

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>>715458664
Terribly. I never sleep well

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>>715461034
I'm seriously sick of sentences ending in "interesting".

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>>715459926

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>>715460862
When you get to a job interview think about what your weaknesses are first.
Then think about the position you get and what is considered a weakness for that position.
Cashier? Sloppyness is a no go. Same with being slow.
But let's say your weakness is having trouble to keep order with your belongings. Shouldn't be too big of a problem.
Pick the weaknesses out that are not a problem.

Or make your qualities to a weakness.
You're fast? No, you can't stop, everything's too slow for you.
You are accurate? Nope, you're OVER-accurate

>>715461148
How interesting.

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>>715460860
Didn't know that.

Not really. The more psi past a certain point, the less grip you have.

I do. I visit whenever I have the free time.

>>715460862
That's pretty fucked. I'd physically fight if they ever came to take my dog. And I'm a very peaceful person.

>>715461148
Really? Interesting.

>>715461152
Boat's are shit waifus.

>>715461148
Irony though! Irony!

>>715461279
Well, I don't have a boat waifu. So why tell me that?

>>715461355
Just letting you know.
Boats and Touhou's a shit.

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Esdeath claimed

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>>715461424
>Touhous a shit
Shit opinion Alice
>Botes are shit
Ignored from now on

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>>715461631
But that wasn't me

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>>715461631
Alice is who I was telling you friccin moron.

>>715461682
You said it yesterday

>>715461424
Nice opinion does it come in false?

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>>715461228
Well, now you know!

Hmm... okay maybe I can remember that.

Oh, forgot to ask earlier, but why didn't you and your crush meet up yet? I mean you could meet in the middle more or less

>>715461753
No, only truth.

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>>715461727
I like this meme

>Saratoga

>>715461731
I think Touhou's make bad waifu's yes, that's a matter of opinion anyway. And most of the Touhou claimers here are nice so I live with my disliking for Touhou's.

>>715461794
Good.

>>715461792
Now that I think about it, all video game waifus are shit.

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>>715461148
Hmm interesting. :^)

>>715461224
You dont mind if I screenshot this right? Its really informal. Thank you.

>>715461228
No I was extremely pissed, we couldn't take her in because the mom and her daughter were allergic to cat hair. Its unavoidable, but its life. But you cherish your dog. She seemed very happy with you.

>>715461079
Maybe do some jumping jacks before heading to bed?

>>715461590
Are you the Esdeath I know?

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>>715461913
I don't think that would do much
And that's probably not Edgedeath. His filenames are different

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>>715461901
What about Female Main Character of Persona 3. She's pretty sarcastic and cynical

>>715461913
Sure, go ahead

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>>715461792
And knowing is half the battle!

I'd go into numbers. But to simplify it, since most cars work off 32. If it's under or over 32, it needs adjusting.

Because they're a good few states away. Not in the same state as me at all.

>>715461913
I'd sooner ask to leave my stuff somewhere, and live in my car with her than have to give her up forever, unless it was her time.
She absolutely loves me. She's old and has arthritis. But whenever I show up over there, she's jumping up and down like a puppy. She would also jump up and lay on my bed, and even cuddle up to one of my pillows if I wasn't laying down. Me and her are close enough that I don't even need to keep a leash on her. If I wanted to take her for a walk without one, I probably could.

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>>715461984
Well Es isnt gonna like this... And ive heard exercise before bed helps your body relax and get tired quicker.

>>715462046
Yay, thank you.

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>>715462259
Moving around wakes me up more than it makes me tired. Not sure that would be the best option for me

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>>715462259
No like >>715461984 said, I don't care about filenames. Takes too much effort

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>>715461913

Dull squad

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>>715462219
The other half of the battle is violence.

Ah, got it.

A shame... maybe you could meet up when you both have vacation? Like both of you say "yeah, let's go on vacation there"? I don't know. I just love love stories and all that. Makes my heart skip a beat.

>>715462259
You're welcome.

Another trick would be to be confident. Try standing 5 minutes with your hands on your hips, legs slightly spread. Studies have shown it increases self confidence. And silly as it may sound, self confidence sells.

Maybe I can remember some other things too.

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>>715462409
How lazy :^)

>>715462219
What breed is she?

>>715462371
Hmm. You can always try melotoin and some sleeping medicine

>>715462648
This pose feels silly, but I'll do it.

>>715462930
Add in some squats. Work off that belly fat and get them legs stronk fro thrusts.

>>715462930
I need to see my doctor about that. Melatonin doesn't do much for me

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>>715458605

Hey Chara

>>715458898

Senpai <3

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>>715462930
I'll try to rmember some other advices which are a bit more useful.
Smiling would be a big do it too. Smiling people not only emit self confidence, but also sympathy.
It's never wrong to smile.

If you really don't want to do the self confidence pose, you could also do what most people with self confidence issues are doing.
Stand in front of a mirror and tell yourself that you can do it.

>>715463221
Ambush! How are you?

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>>715456350
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

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>>715463382
I'm good. I downloaded the trial for Infinite Warfare because I have nothing better to do

Campaign is actually better than I expected, but I am staying away from the multiplayer because I've seen that fucking shit and it's terrible

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>>715463854
Oh, CoD. To be honest, that was the first CoD that picked my interest because it didn't look like a CoD.

>Campaign is better than expected
Let's just hope it stays that way until the end. I heard bad things about it though

>Staying away from multiplayer
It has those small shit maps again, right? Damn... what a letdown

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>>715464130
Tbh, the best CoD for me was World at War

I wish they would remaster that, I'd buy that game in a fucking heartbeat again

And not the small-maps, the MP is just stupid as shit IMO

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>>715464353
I only played MW2 and that was only at a friends place. We played it together but it really didn't do anything for me. I prefer a Smash Bros any day

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>>715464659
Each to their own

I hate newer FPS games because they're so far into the fucking future now

The only good recent one has been Rainbow Six Siege, but that's really only fun if you have friends tbh

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>>715463149
Tea works as well, but I'm not a fan of it.

>>715463382
I'm good with smiling. Im usually a smiler, so that should be not a problem.

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>>715465039
I like sci-fi, but most of the time sci-fi is just renamed weapon systems and futuristic looking bulletproof-vests.
The only two FPS that I think nailed the whole future setting is Halo and Metroid

>>715465048
That's good then. I'm sure you can get a job easier now.

hand

>>715465682
Foot

>>715465710
arm

>>715465737
Leg

>>715465758
stomach

>>715465807
Intestine

>>715465834
large intestine

>>715465859
Small intestine

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Whats good waifus?

>>715465896
jejunum

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https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=33160006&token=nKPjK_wz

>>715466138
Ileum

>>715466186
duodenum

>>715466251
Eustachian tube
>fucking captcha being cancer

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