Fluffy Thread: Thinking About it Too Hard Edition
Does it ever seem like the 'feral fluffy problem' thing is a thread you shouldn't tug on too hard? As in, a large feral population would be pretty much impossible, given the mostly-agreed upon rules?
Even setting aside the fact that they're a predator's dream dish, stupid, weak, slow and both brightly-colored and constantly spewing strong-smelling detritus. They're literally programmed to want human kindness and affection. It seems like a fleet of trucks and a bunch of people willing to go out and be nice to fluffies to get them into said trucks could have every feral in a major city rounded up in a matter of days.
This really isn't a dig at the whole fluffy...fandom? Continuity? Whatever you'd call something like this. I like it, and I'm totally willing to suspend disbelief to enjoy it, but this is a point where I do have to consciously suspend disbelief. Just wondering if anyone else feels the same way.
>>715448126
There's a lot of feral smartie cases where they hate "dummeh human munsta" so surely some would stay out there, combined with survival of the fittest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDa2saMdeg&t=1s
Autism at its purest
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>>715448357
I don't really think they could survive in the true wild either, but that's totally a matter of opinion. (As if the rest of this isn't just a matter of opinion too, I know.)
But I'm more talking about just ferals vs. humans. Fluffies eating crops, lawn invasions in the suburbs, tons of ferals in every alley in the big city. It seems like that part is super easy to solve, if you're just looking to kill them.
What the actual fuck is this even about
bunch of goddamn professional autist artists in here
>>715449082
not everyone would be killing them.
just think about all the libtard sjw dick punches out there.
with breading programs, and release to the wild stuff.
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>>715450595
why do people make this stuff.
>>715451847
because you touch yourself at night
>>715451967
So do you fagit.
>>715451847
it gives me satisfaction and brings smile to my face
>>715451847
Why do you do anything, really? Why do you even have the need to question it?
>>715448126
My thought has been that there are no feral fluffies outside of cities because of that reason, that they mostly live in alleys behind restaurants and eat the garbage. Also this goes hand in hand with them breeding like crazy all the time.
sometimes 'smatries' will get the alley ferals to follow them, get into the open fields, eat plants that often hurt them, and get killed eventually when they get inside some random person's garden.
>>715448126
I my opinion the homeless fluffies begging on the streets are only a petty nuisance. If they were a real problem they would be rounded up in a matter of weeks, but no one cares about them enough to actually do something about it.
>>715448126
This is highly personal headcanon, but I think it makes sense and solves a couple of problems related to fluffies:
Fluffy meat is unhealthy, especially in large quantities. Ratpoison acts slowly because otherwise they'd smell the poison from dead rats breath and know not to eat it themselves, but gradually working poison works so slowly that they don't know what in the end is killing them. This is relevant because there don't seem to be any rats in the fluffyverse, despite them inhabiting the same ecological niche.
So, all the rats have eaten fluffies until they've died, leaving the entire ecological niche open to the new helpless species that wouldn't have survived in the natural competition. This would also explain why fluffies aren't farmed for meat; a foalgarita or a fried foal now and then is okay, but a diet of fluffies would be destructive to ones health.
>>715454498
Or fluffies eat and outbreed rats. You should so one about fluffies hunting other rodents.
>>715448126
kys
>>715454830
I highly doubt that fluffies could kill anything, let alone rats that are quite badass animals.
>>715448126
To my understanding originally smarties were just genuinely slightly smarter than the average fluffy and nothing more. It changed to them being cruel and selfish. I think it's the same with feral fluffies. It just sort of changed overtime to the point where it violates the rules of the fluffy world.
No really what is this sad braindawgs bullshit?
Bump for smarty abuse.
>No one posted nestle story yet
I am so disappointed
>>715456374
This. They were stubborn but well-meaning herd leaders, but the hellgremlinists thought "they call themselves smart and command others around, what a bunch of psychopaths!" and twisted them to something to hate.
Then again, in another year pretty much every hellgremlin was the same, to the point that at the worst point newcomers thought smarty simply meant male fluffy in general.
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>>715448126
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I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,
I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,
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Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
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>>715459907
your autism is worse than mine
>>715458340
and you, you got your comic. post something of equal quality
here we go
>>715460233
Get that shit hugbox out of here
>>715448126
You know, this fluffy/furry thing isn't something I would take the time to google. It's basically just something I write off as just another one of those goofy things the kids are doing these days.
Having said that, I'd sure as hell love for one of you that are into this stuff to try and explain it to me? What is this trip you guys and gals are on? Was it because of watching too many Japanese cartoons? Do you guys envision yourselves as cartoon animals or what?
I know that sounds a little cynical but look at what I'm asking about? I don't really know how in the hell you ask someone if they're pretending to be cartoon animals and not do it in an insulting way.
So one of you, please, feel free to enlighten me and explain this furry, furry movement you have going on here.
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>>715460622
It's a question, not bait. Don't "be baited". Just give me a straightforward answer, but only if you want.
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>>715461448
this comic always make me cringe. it's somehow creepy
>>715459907
just leave ok, let's pretend you never wrote/copy-paste that cringy stuff and move on.
>>715461018
Sooooo, what you're saying is that Hasbro developed some intelligent, talking ponies. Then PETA sprung them from captivity and now they're among us in the wild?
So in this gimmick that you guys have got going are YOU supposed to be those super-smart Hasbro ponies? Perhaps something along the lines of a fantasy avatar you personally associate from this furry fantasy world?
>>715462212
Hasbio not hasbro you are also wrong
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>>715450595
does the can or poop defy gravity?
>>715462404
don't fall for the bait
No pig-hamster? I posts pig-hamster
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>>715463537
Love these comics
>>715463652
hate those comics. they end abruptly. good things shouldn't end abruptly like that
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>>715448698
Oh god, this.
Pretty sure we've all seen this a few times.
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>>715452812
shit how is this guy so great
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>>715462404
Ok, Hasblo. So having cleared that up, what's the deal? Are you guys the furries? Are the furries your little friends? And why the hell do people here keep saying "don't take the bait"??
It seems like you guys are kind of into the creative and imaginative side of things and I'm not making fun of that.
Listen, if this whole thing is such a house of cards that nobody can break character and give me a straight answer, that's ok. I appreciate the infographics and all, but I was thinking maybe someone into this lifestyle/hobby/interest would just shoot straight and give me an answer in plain English.
>>715464728
We call it bait cause we get asked this question everyday, sometimes three times in the same thread.
The fluffys can be seen as a friend or something to kick around hence why their is hugbox and abusebox.
Also we don't see ourselves as the fluffys but their are a few story's where you are placed as the fluffy.
>>715464728
We aren't furries, your posts are the type of shit that most people use to bait these threads, and if you don't understand just take time out of your life to research it yourself when you are satisfied with your collected information you can either leave or stay
>>715460622
He is tossing furry bait on fluffy thread. Wont even waste image limit on this. Meme saved for later.
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>>715465017
Thanks to both of you. So it's a fantasy realm thing. If you're in a story placed as the fluffy you must be talking about some kind of RPG like Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, I'm from the 20th century. No surprise, right?
And for the second person, you two have given me the very cursory understanding I was looking for. I wasn't seeking to join...nor to attack...just to understand. Thanks.
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>>715464374
I never managed to watch it all. Just seeing some parts made me quit.
>>715465452
Is last of what I am having of pig-hamster
>>715465441
no problem. Here is an example of one story where you are the fluffy. No RPG elements but it would be cool.
Also it is more of a sci-fi setting then fantasy as it was science that created fluffys.
>>715464391
It's the tentacles, friend. They make everything better. Tentaclestentaclestentacles!
>>715448126
Are you not factoring how fast they reproduce? Because that's pretty much it, that's how there are 'feral herds' to begin with. Sure, they'll die, every comic I've seen shows that. Other thing to consider is that generations of fluffies born and raised in the wild would be more prepared for survival than regular abandoned fluffies in the wild. You'd think they would just blindly obey humans who treat them nice but that's even more unbelievable. If they are feral, at least one must have had an encounter with a violent owner, so you'd probably have many of them running around. Finally, the whole "fluffy cleansing" has already happened before. I know many of you are kinda late to the party but there was a massive collab story called "The fall of Cleveland" which centers precisely on that. You're not thinking "too hard" on it, it's a reasonable doubt, but one that has been solved before nonetheless.
>>715460803
What was the question?
>>715466055
Tentacles do make everything better if you know what I'm saying.
>>715462212
What? Who is doing that? Someone's roleplaying? Point me to that anon.
I've been gone for 6 years.
what have you retard niggers done to 4chan?
>>715466363
Answered by these two.
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>>715465017
And, after the fact, this one a little bit too.
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>>715466447
>heir are a few story's where you are placed as the fluffy.
To me that's role playing. But I wasn't looking to gain a deep understanding of "whatever you want to call this".
>>715466055
>hfw daddeh's special stick is too big
>>715466866
>To me that's role playing.
What? what does that story proves?
Ohhhh!
Ok, I figured out where the mixup is coming
You are a former furry, and as a former furry you know that each furry has a fursona. So you came to this thread and saw all these pastel colored creatures and thought "Well that's some shitty bunch of fursonas". Now, /b/ being the newfag capital of 4chan, you are of course a newfag. It's ok, no point in denying it.
Listen newfag friend, the concept of fluffies is less related to furries and more related to Yukkuris and Shuseisekis. You take a franchise with full on female cast, ultra deform their characters to the point of ridicule, and draw gore based on those to piss of the guys who made the deformed ultra-cute beasts. And that's it.
Don't wrap your head around it too much, this is beyond you. This is image board culture, you'll get used to it if you stick around.
>>715464728
I think the happy tree friends analogy is the best one. We don't imagine ourselves as fluffies or even necessarily as the humans (but again much of this is up to personal interpretation. We're just spectators in an alternate universe watching bad things happen to stupid creatures.
>>715467660
>Their are Touhou versions of fluffys
Oh fuck me in the ass and call me Donald I want off this ride trying to figure out the history of fluffy like fandoms. I thought pic related was the only one left but turns out theirs more!
Got a few more examples?
>>715465200
good edit is good.
>>715466055
Also do you see the detail in that. her fluff is entirely hatched in. Dude spent some serious time on this image
>>715467660
Pretty much this
>inb4 "yea but y u guys furry tho"
>>715467922
Let me show you a magic trick
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=Yukkuris
>>715467660
That picture, is it the touhou project related?
>>715467660
I think you rekt asking guy too hard, he gone
Okay so here's my grand question, something I can't justify about the fluffyverse and I'm hoping you guys come at from a different angle.
Why the fuck would hasbio make fluffies fertile in their default state? It's a shit business model that if the PETA raid didn't happen it would put them out of business anyway. Why pay to buy more fluffies when you can just make more of your own? Or why buy an official hasbio one when every toy store in town has their own private breeding program?
>>715468571
Incase demand was too high
>>715468530
Yes its a sub fandom of the touhous.
>>715468571
I would imagine that breeder fluffys would be given away to certain special locations like official Hasbio stores.
Before they could phase in fluffys that couldn't reproduce the raid happened.
>>715468713
But the entire point of making a toy is that the company then makes money off of it. Think of the millions of dollars they invested in genetic modification. I could imagine a scenario where they have a genetic switch and only Hasbio has the ability to turn it on and make a fertile mare. But as it stands I find it difficult to see what their end game was.
>>715468845
Okay I can get behind that, they wanted breeder fluffies eventually but got raided before they were able to make the cut off switch or whatever. I can get behind that.
>>715468861
There is also the slight possibility that hasbio just wanted to test and see if they could create life that could procreate
>>715468571
I too thought about that for a while and thought it made no sense
Here's what I think would be a solution to that glaring plothole
Fluffies, as originally sold, were sterile and sexually neutral, meaning they had no concept of reproduction in any way. This make sense if you think their primary market would be children, so of course their parents wouldn't want to have them do stuff they would have to explain to them. When this whole thing started, Hasbio must have had control on fluffies reproduction, so if you wanted yours to have foals, you had to take it to a Hasbio center, they had it inseminated, and then you took it back home, where the dam had their offsprings.
However, there must have been external labs out there who figured out how to "Jailbreak" fluffies, allowing them to reproduce like any other animal would, activating the part of the brain responsible for reproduction (and agresivity) and THESE were the fluffies PETA leaked.
At least that's how I see it that it would make the most sense. That's my headcannon. Since I'm also a drawfag from the fandom, I'm going to make sure to include this somewhere.
>>715469092
That contradicts the idea that fluffies were intended to be the perfect toy but OH MAN the possibilities that opens. If fluffies were just the first phase of biotoys what would they go onto do next?
>>715469206
I like that too! I'm glad I asked.
>>715468845
It's not exactly a "sub fandom of touhus", it's just that you can't just create and ultra-moe chibi creature and not expect it to be tortured.
It should be said that the main difference between fluffies and yukkuris is that fluffies have an actual backstory and lore. Yukkuris just appeared and everyone accepted their existance.
>>715468571
The core idea is that they are unfinished products released in the world. They would be neutered for sale on stores, like ferrets.
>>715448126
I dont get kids these days.. what the fuck are fluffies? like you niggas buy these things or do you just draw em and jack off and shit? Its fucking weird what happened to good ol rekt vids and actual funny random shit on b
>>715469545
>you niggas buy these things
I wish
>>715469545
We just have drawings and plots to our rekt videos rather than security/dash cam footage.
>>715469545
>/b has always been awful
>>715469817
hesrightyouknowmorganfreeman.tiff
>>715469239
Synthetic humans
>>715468050
Crosshatching is the easier part. The hardest thing is the initial idea and/or composition.
>>715468985
I hate those shitrat style dogs.
Any hugbox?
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>>715469809
I can dig it, like with my rekt videos, its better for me to watch them then to go out and make one. It's better for you guys to draw pictures of animals dying and jack off to them, rather then go out and kill animals and jack off onto them
>>715459942
My autism is strong young padawan
>>715469817
/b has always been awful, I can assure you that I felt more at home in the past though. I guess I'm just not in to traps and furry drawings
>>715470001
well thank god we have your permission
>>715470187
hey i said its better, im not stopping you from going out and slowly killing animals while you jack off onto them. It's your life anon
>>715470001
Yeah something like that. And most fluffyfags hate the idea of animal cruelty irl. some weird disconnect. I unno, I like watching unrealistically things get destroyed... I've also ben on /b/ for 10 years so clearly I'm a bit fucked.
>>715448126
Would yall want to personally recreate 3 guys 1 hammer with a fluffy if you could?
>>715470138
That's an awesome story progression. Go neutralbox
What is the origin of the term alicorn? I can't seem to find anything that addresses it just lore around them.
>>715459815
Black kids need fathers.
>>715470175
yeah man I'll give you that one. it was a better awful
>>715470671
It came from /mlp/. I'm not sure either, the therm used to be "pegacorn" me thinks
>>715470302
Same man, since I started HS back in 06. I can say a decade of 4chan has helped mold my my sick mind, I guess it's only a matter of time till I wanna hurt these cute cartoons
>>715470815
Pegacorn makes sense, I just wasn't where the ali- prefix came from.
>>715470138
wait, is there more? there's always only the ball-slapping pic posted
>>715470815
MLP apparently got the term from the old D&D-cartoons where alicorn was the material from which unicorn horns were made.
Retarded trivia I found when digging through info about Warduke.
It's really not much different from guinea pigs: slow, stupid, bright colored usually, but they have a quick gestation period and can have a half dozen babies in one go.
>>715471392
Liquid manure and capability to speak and an obnoxious, attention demanding demeanour makes them even worse pets than cats.
>>715471224
There's these three pages this far, here's the first one.
They have the same effect as kudzu. They multiply quickly on a very small amount of resources. They also die quickly on the streets, but for each mated pair that dies within two months, they have given birth to one - two litters of four foals each on average. That's an incredibly exponential increase in population, and honestly can't be stopped without causing real damage to the real animal population.
Fluffies are easily trapped or caught through psychological means, but that requires a city to budget for people to round them up. Many cities do, but it's more like pruning a tree than cutting it down.
Combine this with the perceived original value and the easy "investment" ideas of people who chase after the dragon of breeding high dollar fluffies, this is why they will never be exterminated.
Families don't want to pick up a chocolate bar on the street and feed it to their little girl, so they don't just pick up ferals, or even abandoned fluffies (assuming they were abandoned for good reason), so the fluffy stores stay in business. Of course, there are many fluffies from the streets in the stores, just re-branded.
The big money behind the fluffy industry isn't the fluffy, but the food, sorry sticks, carriers, TV subscription, fluffy toys, safe-room renovation, etc.
>>715471819
Thats pretty observant anon. I like your post. its a good post
>>715471809
do you know the artist?
>>715472127
Foxhoarder: https://www.fluffybooru.org/user/FoxHoarder
>>715472319
thanks
>>715470111
AMERICANS FOR THE AMERICAN GOD!
THRONES FOR THE THRONE SKULL!
>>715452812
Because for certain shit it doesnt matter why you do it, and other shit is fucked up to a point where you have to consider what the fuck is wrong with you and wether or not you should seek professional help.
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
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Do you faggots like ancient fluffies?
>>715473684
Truly we doth!
>>715473462
>claims to purge cancer
>is cancer
help yourself out and kill yourself
>>715473684
Verily.
>>715473905
eat shit, cia nigger
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>>715463888
that was fucking hilarious
please post this comic more often
>>715463747
what is he putting in the bowl?
>>715474185
I love pictures about fluffies trying to be helpful.
>>715474345
crushed up sleeping pills
>>715459842
im seriously jizzing rainbows at stuff like this. its like my soul doing a rail of coke mixed with pixie dust. ohhhohohohohhohoh torturous behavioural correction OOOOOOHHHHHH YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>715474703
what the fuck
>>715459903
WTF bonner?
On reading that last line I got hard, I'm leaving this fucking place for at least a month
>>715474898
The first days of finding fluffies are always the greatest. That's pretty much how I felt upon finding fluffies too. :)
>>715475013
you got hard reading
"the end"
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>>715459903
*furious jizzing*
>>715451967
Man, even though 4chan has changed as it always has, i live for these posts. This place makes me feel at home. Anyways...
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>>715448126
Fluffy threads are the most autistic meme atm.
>>715475555
why are quads always wasted on idiots who don't even know what a meme is?
>>715475288
Why nice mistah hab fawskin?
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