Funniest place you've ever pissed? Meanest place you've

>>715423826
on my dude's toilet seat
on my dude's car seat
in your mom's vagina

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>>715423826

Meanest place?

I pissed on a church that is across the street from the Jester dormatories at UT Austin.

>>715423826
I pissed in my grandparent's bathtub before, and I mean just straight up without taking in a shower, just pissed in it while my mate was pissing in the toilet

>Meanest place you've ever pissed
On one of the walls in my grandparents house. They thought it was the cat, lol

>>715424165
Yeah I guess that was an awkward word choice. Rudest/irreverent?

>>715424007
Your dude is what to you? Your boyfriend or just your mate? Are you a girl?

>>715424433
Why not the sink?

>>715425668
Pissing in the sink is boring. I do this all the time.

>>715424238
Nice. Baptized the fuck out of that church.

>>715423826
I pissed in your dying grandmother's mouth
I pissed in your dad's booty
I pissed in your mom's urethra

mailbox
mailbox
off roof of school

>>715424502
How old were you?

In the toilet
In the toilet
In the toilet

I don't piss in very many places.

>>715426969
Don't remember exactly, About 13-14 years I guess. I don't know why I ever thought that this would be a good idea... Kids are just stupid

>>715426502
>off roof of school
daytime or night?

>>715423826
http://www.strawpoll.me/11886498

>>715423826
when i was six i pissed in the trash can and blamed it on my guinea pig

>>715423826
In the receptacle thing on the back of the toilet
In a jug of milk
Top of the Eiffel Tower

in a person who i hate bathrooms garbage can

>>715423826
my brother pissed on our family cat when we were like 6 or so.

He pissed it all the way down stairs and said it was because she was a vampire cat because her eyes glowed...

Never quite followed his train of logic on that one.

>>715428033
whose milk? wouldn't it sort of go all yellow and give it away?

>>715428033
Anon what the fuck that's fucked up

>>715423826
I was sleepwalking once and I pissed in my sister's suitcase when we stayed at a hotel

>>715428590
Half full jug of milk someone brought in to work. I just felt like doing it.
>>715428594
See above.

>>715428590
Oh, yeah no. It went yellow and curdled really quickly. Ruined his milk. Don't know why he brought it in to work...

>>715428844
Do you think he drank any before throwing it out?

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>>715423826

>>715429073
No but it makes me laugh thinking about it.

>>715429195
where were you working?

>>715428033
You ever wiz in any other food or drink?

>>715423826
1 my parents bedroom floor
2 my parents bedroom floor
3 the floor in my parents bedroom

>>715423826
Pissed on my buddy's wall next to a female friend of mine who was also there pissing. We called each other "pissing buddies" for the rest of the night.
In an alley behind a strip club, next to a house about 50 feet away from a busy Mexico-US border crossing. Pissed for about two minutes straight, friend of mine told me to hurry the fuck up because security was about to check around the corner. Got checked for diabetes a couple weeks later; negative.
On an open beach in the middle of night in Mexico. It was about 3 or 4 am, under the light of the moon, on a beach next to camping lots. I just pissed out in the open, I was completely alone and the cooled ocean air hit me all over, my entire body felt amazing and it was the most relaxed I've ever been. It's in my life goals to do that again, hopefully in other beaches around the world.

friends head from a tree
brother bed sheets
myself

On my friends bedroom wall
Best was all over my ex girlfriends face with her mouth open

>about 4 am when living with parents.
>really need a piss but house is scary and toilet is far away
>decide to pee in plastic bottle
>neck is quite small so put foreskin in to the bottle top and let go
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>bottle begins to fill up quickly
>neck is too small
>piss begins to fill up my foreskin like a balloon
>grab mug of tea
>pull bottle away
>piss balloon gushes
>pissy tea everywhere

But cool new trick for the shower found out. Hold your foreskin tight in the shower to make pissballoons

On a girls ruler which she gave to me because liked me (she was a 2)
In a wicker bin in my parents living room whilst sleep walking.

>>715430809
she swallow any?

>>715423826
Ive pissed in multiple sorority houses sinks. Ive made it my goal to piss in every single sorority house sink thats on campus. All I do is go home with literally any girl from whatever sorority and then piss in the sink,

>>715431314
psh that's a lame goal. i must've pissed in a thousand sinks.
why not: piss on a girl from every sorority house on campus.

>>715431469
Wow I wish I was as cool as you Mr. Oneupper

I pissed in my pants a few times, on purpose.

>>715430580
>pissing buddies
I crossed streams with a pal drunk at a bar bathroom once. Was fun.

>>715431202
Yes

>>715432742
noice.

>>715423826
In the fridge of someone who stole from me.

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>>715423826
Is Op the cunt from the "whats the creepiest shit youve done?" thread last night?

>>715433466
nah. i posted a piss thread very similar about a week ago though.

>>715430842
piss bombs.

or alternatively, when you're masturbating, pinch the tip of the foreskin for jizz bombs!

I used to piss out my bedroom window so much it started to rot the window frame. I just didn't want to walk passed my parents while mething off my face.

>>715433287
She was really into it rough!
Used to cum in sisters food too kek

>>715433608
yeah I used to piss out my 3rd story window in my old apartment. and fuck dude, you smoked meth at your parents house?

>>715433929
pics?

>>715434610
Not of the acts no. Don't have access to ex anymore. Blocked on fb

>>715434022
Snorted and ate it, took acid too, some of my best memories are from those times. I'm PRETTY damn sure my dad knew, but not my mum, she was a delicate naive flower.
Smoked weed too, that had to be fairly obvious to the whole street.
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Off of the golden gate bridge. I had to piss all day, but was nowhere near a bathroom. I was done pissing before it hit the water. I saw my entire stream floating for a bit

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>>715423826

>>715423826
hahahha i know that dude !

Soap dispenser at a party
Train seat
a cheating sluts mouth

>>715431314
good kek

>>715436771
Becausing walking / stopping on the bridge is totally something that's legal and you see people do

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>>715423826

Kitchen sink in buddies apartment. Long night of drinking, chick was passed out on the floor in the bathroom. Had this horrible vision of her waking up with me standing over her with my dick in my hand and freaking out.

on my gfs ass and head/hair in the shower

>>715423826
>on my roommates Toothbrush
>in a bottle of rum that belonged to a female friend. Gave it back to her and her and her sister drank it.
>awesome? I don't know.

>driving to Colorado with buddy in big delivery truck
>drinking beers along the way, had to piss,no time to stop
>started filling up beer bottles,up to six,running out of bottles
>motorcycle cop pulls us over cause van decorated like shaggy dog
>cop drinks my piss,wishes us safe travels
>walk across floor,we all do the dinosaur...

>>715423826
If we're talking about shitting, I shat in the tampon trash can next to the toilet in the bathroom at work. Still hadn't been emptied when I was at work yesterday.

>>715430580
Should've got her to piss on you

>>715423826
>Funniest place you've ever pissed
probably off a big bridge when some people we're walking past me (I was drunk as fuck)
>Meanest place you've ever pissed
on top of an urinal and the wall next to the urinal
>Most awesome place you've ever pissed
off the roof of a 6 story building

inside a strangers car

>>715423826
>Funniest place you've ever pissed?
>Meanest place you've ever pissed
>Most awesome place you've ever pissed?

In my ex girlfriend's ass.

>>715423826
Pissed in my friends asshole once, told him it was just a huge load lol fucking dumbass.

canada... was on a kayak trip w/ mates, went over to the bank on the canada side and took a piss

i try to squirt a little out during blowjobs

>>715423826
I guess it's kinda related, i once shat in the garbage can in the bathroom of a 5 star restaurant.

meanest place? baltimore, that place is shit

wheelbarrow

>>715439434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVDHmEJm51k

>>715423826
Embassy of pakistan

>>715439640
surely that'd make it cleaner

32oz cup in the car in the middle of Chicago gridlock

a chick's bathroom floor

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I pissed all over the reception desk, till and lobby furniture in a hostel because they kicked me out for no reason when I was travelling

>>715423826
Your moms mouth.
Your moms mouth.
Your moms mouth.

>>715423826
When I was a kid I used to get out of the bath and then put on a towel and run into the carpeted hallway and squat and take a piss.

I don't think anybody found out.

I was like 5.

>>715423826
It was a freeing feeling when i pissed down the sink of my rental the day i moved out.

>>715437293
Do you have a learning disability?

You some how made a "sentence" without punctuation and managed to make it a bunch of fucking nonsense.

Oh, and you are also wrong about people not being able to walk on the Golden Gate, idiot.

I take the learning disability part back, you are actually impressively idiotic.

Stayed at a hotel just off times square
Room was 17 floors up
Had a window that opened
Would piss out the window at night
Wonder how many people thought they were getting a little drizzle on them

>>715441926
"For no reason. . ."

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Well, when I was a couple years old I crawled behind the sofa and pissed there even though I knew it was wrong.

Manchu Piccu

>>715424238
You're as bad as a muslim

>>715428160
Redditfag
Go back
Go away

Pissed in a water gun at some edm fest got a couple of mates too as well too fill up the tank shot that shit at fucking pinging cunts and they loved it even got asked to spray people was fucking hilarious.