> You're walking along the beach > Suddenly this 14

>>715399308
suck her dick

Ask what i have to do

>>715399308
>stare at her
>turn around
>go home
>try not to cry
>cry

I would take a seat right over there

>>715399308
"Check em"

>>715399451
Fuck of fucking faggot CUNT

>>715399592
kek

>>715399308
Why are girls around 14 so fucking perfect, /b/?

I would say that I am gay

>>715399308
Blocks my path with what, exactly? Hope she enjoys hosing sand out of her clam.

>>715399898
>>715399592
Samefag

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dr pavel, I'm fbi. How's the thread?

>>715399937
Because they're almost 11

Rape her repeatedly

I know this!
>drop kick the bitch and carry on
>wonder what is happening
>potentially take less pot from then on

>>715399451
kek

>>715399308
>Do 360 and walk away

>>715399308
Walk through her because shes 14?

>>715399308
Prolly kick her in the shin and ask her where the camera is

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Shoot her in the face and keep on walking.

>>715399308
She makes me eat old white dog shit on the ground. I eat it while repeatedly apologizing for oppressing her

>>715399308

Headbutt to the nose
Turn 360
Walk away

Kill her. She knows too much.

>>715399308
call the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>715399308
*teleports behind her* "I already got past, m'lady. *Tips fedora*

>>715399937
Because you're a pedo

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>>715399308
am crab

>>715399308
I'd fuck her.

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360 walk away

>>715399308
Push her down and lick sand in her face. Then keep walking.

>>715399308
Punch her in the throat and dump her in the bin

>>715399796
Fuck of what?

>>715400503
> implying you wouldnt fuck her

Okay homosexual faggot bitch

>>715400620
fucking kek

>>715399308
Flash my glock 19 'cause I'm not a degenerate pedophile.

>>715400713
He clearly stated anon, that it's a fuck of "fucking faggot CUNT"

>>715400400

>Turn 360
>Walk away
>away

>>715400400
Nice 400 dubs

>>715400722
>implying I'm a loser

>walk past her to one side

Whip my dick out and proceed to piss.

>>715400920
You're right, he should turn 180 and meet the challenge head on.

>>715400620
lmao

>>715401098
you idiot if he turned 360 he would be facing the same direction
if he turned 180 he would be walking away
fucking summer fags shitting up our board
get out

>>715399308
didnt know girls existed in real life? wtf
probably call mods because underage

Leroooooooy jenkiiiiiiins

>>715399308
Grab her pussy and instantly become the president?

do a 360 and moonwalk away

>>715400952
> thinks fucking a hot girl (regardless of age) is what losers would do
> clearly a closet homo

>>715401255
>fell for the bait

http://twixar.me/MLC

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get in here /b/ , very drunk girl about to fuck her father on webcam , goto bitDOTly/2e45Ui8 and search deadslutt

>>715400825
> degenerate

Whoa faggot calm down i can see your neckbears from here

>>715400855
Hold out a dollar.
>ooh, you almost had it, gotta be quicker

>>715401255
> Fell real hard for the bait

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>>715401481

>>715401504
Ignore linked thread i fucked up.

>>715399308
I do dubs

>>715401385
>fell for even worse bait
he's not being subtle

>>715399937
they got the smooth skin of a child and are starting to develop the body of a women

>>715399308
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU

>>715401255
Longest summer ever

>>715401653
>A women

Being stupid isn't ironic or funny, just fucking kill yourself.

>>715401382
>pedo confirmed

>>715401385
Fell for being a fucking faggot

>>715400620
Kek

>>715401255
Oh dear GOD please end your MISERABLE life even fat lonely fucks on the most pathetic websites destroyed you due to your stupidity you worthless piece of junk

Wtf is wrong with you people

>>715401638
>fell for the ultimate bait.

Face it.

Kill her.

>>715402559
>fell
face

>>715399308
I'm 14 so I wouldn't have a...

>>715400001

Fuck nigga so close

>>715399308
Well, I didn't build the secret room in the basement for nothing.

Yell out "open sesame"
Like any normal human being

>>715399308
>"you know what you have to do to get past."
>What do you do?

I do like she wants and jam my tongue as far inside her little butt hole as I possibly can.

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>>715400400

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>>715401255

>>715399308
give her the candy i keep in the rape van and find her younger brother

>>715399308
Roll singles. And I escape with my ignominy

>>715399308
>"hey anon... you know what you have to do to get past."
>slap her in the face
>beat the shit out of her
>"Let me through, bruther"
NoSloganForHogan.jpg

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Show her these dubs

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>>715399308
>move my hand to my deck
>stare at her
>I know what I must do
>yell at the top of my lungs
>IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

>>715404178
>off by 1
brb going an hero

>>715404201
>mfw exodia deck
>bitch has like 20 exodias in there

>>715404353
oh my fuck

I'd berry my dick in her ass.

I'd buy several boxes of the girl scout cookies she was selling ...
They're delicious

Do what I always do when I lock eyes with someone
Have a Pokemon battle.

You take her around and find her a date her age cuz she got no tits

>>715399308
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>>715399308
I grab her by the pussy and Make America Great Again.

>>715399308
"s-say please?"

>>715399308
>14 year old girl "blocks" your path
FTFY anon
Pick her up, put her down on the other side of me, resume walking.

>>715400000

>>715401255
dear children and all underage shits on here, this is what autism looks like.

http://twixar.me/7LC

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>>715399308
"How the fuck do you know my name!?"

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>>715399308
Step aside, harlot.

>>715405359
kek

>>715399308
>tip fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

>>715400620
> 360 quick scope

>>715399308
that is a frightening experience, she wants to rape me?

>>715399999
>>715400000

Eat that bootyhole raw

>>715399308
yell "stranger danger" and get the fuck out of there

>>715407093
Or just scream "Rape!" and curl up into a fetal position at her feet...

wait two years

>>715399308
If only we lived in a consequence free world !

>>715399308
>rape
>get arrested
>make deal where I confess, but only if I am allowed to tell the jury every juicy detail
>sentenced to death
>go out with a smile

>>715399308
Clearly she just wants you to say "excuse me" as you pass.

>>715399308
Make her scream in pleasure with a surprise attack of oral sex, she would fill area of her lungs gasping in such exstasy, unable to control her spastic breathing pattern as I hold her legs apart and close to my face to continue giving her this unimaginable experience. why?

>>715407592
Fuck consequences

Rent a room this weekend

>>715400138
>take pot
>"take"

>>715399308
Spank that ass and move on, I dont want to fuck 14 year Olds illegally

Do it fgt.

Shit's legal here, too. What's not to like?

>>715399308
>pull sand out of my pocket, throw it into her eyes
>sneak around her while she's blinded
14 yo bitches ain't got nothing on me

>>715409223
>Never took pot.
If you have ever tooken pot, you would know.

>>715399796
found the closet fag

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Would sit down and talk to her about life

>>715399578
Nigga knows /b/ too well

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>>715402725
>Inb4 user was banned

>>715410113

Any more of her?

do anything she wants me to do

cunts are legal starting at 14 here in Germany