Everyone has a secret. What's yours? I raped my dog

I like to have sex with older married men, but gf has no idea. Yes, I'm a dude.

>>715377371

Hmmm, I'm an older married man......

you guys are fucked

>>715378593

what's YOUR secret faggot?

I want to see my wife blackmailed and coerced into doing depraved sexual acts.

>>715377237
I tell my gf that I spend my day looking for work, but I'm usually on /b/ and gaming.

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>>715377371
Timestamp that fag cock.

>>715377237
I have an embarrassing snapshot of Spongebob at the Christmas party.

>>715377237
I spy cammed my sister in law and my wife's best friends for over the last 3 years now. Best decision ever.

>>715379185
I one time had a wet dream involving the origin of the embarrasing snap shot of spongebob at the christmas party

I was spongebob and came all over a christmas tree while patrick was telling me to stop

>>715377237
I sucked off a horse when I was in my early teens. Best night of my life.

>>715379385
need an advice for a good cam?

>>715379763
I have the mobius 1080p cam, but not so happy with the quality so far. No clear details around the pussy area yet. Do you?

>>715379385
I've done the exact same thing. Are you me, or just copy pasta?

>>715380709
lol. I am you bro, but in a different world. How old is your sis in law? Mine's 24 now

>>715377237
UNIVERSAL SINK PLUGS!

my cousin fuck me and i cum by mistake and yes im a dude

>>715380872
SIL was in her early 20s when I first started doing it. Now she's in her early 30s.

My wifes friend was probably mid 20s.

You aren't in the midwest are you?

i'm sick to death of being in a relationship. taking care of someone constantly takes a huge toll and honestly all i want to do is play video games. i want it to end, but i can't really kick her out because she's not competent enough to survive on her own.

>>715381236
No, I'm from Europe. I would love to see more of your sis in law and wife's friend. Interest in trading?

i like to smell boys butts. Am a dude.

>>715378953
what do you gain from this?

>>715381615
HA! pay your best friend to seduce her
it's a win win
he gets a little dough and maybe some pussy
and you get freedom

Well, I've been talking to this girl a fair bit, and she has reminded me of her birthday twice, several months apart

First time was reasonable enough. She asked me when mine was, and then said hers. (Also was one of the two to actually say something on my birthday)

Second was a bit more specific. We were on the topic of plans over break, and she specifically brought up her 21st birthday being 2 days after x-mas.

Probably over thinking it, but their might be something there?

>>715381615
PS
I said your BEST friend
>that guy you're thinking of is a bad choice, I'm pretty sure he has AIDs

More of a vent than secret

I think that stuff seems to be going well? I hope.

In the past I tried to meet up with her a couple times but every time she would agree that we should, but she was busy with family or work mostly. (Never actually met up though)

But this last time we were talking (via text) for a good portion of the day with steadily more detailed messages as we went on. Ultimately I mentioned how we should meet up over winter break. To which she seemed to respond positively with her saying "We can always give it a shot!"

That seems to definitely be a positive response, but I am still kinda concerned that we might not actually meet up. Partially because of her sudden change in responses. What could have lead to her suddenly agreeing to get together?

Eh, I guess I'll just roll with it it, and try to meet up for what ever this is. Maybe it's a date? Maybe it's not. It's still very ambiguous. She definitely knows that I am romantically interested and her actions indicate that there may be some interest with me. Her wording almost seems to reflect that as well, maybe?

Another concern is that we never acknowledge each other in person but we have no issues with text.

We'll regularly walk past each other without out much more than eye contact and a slight smile. That is the furthest extent of in person interaction

>>715381615
so what? she'll move in with her parents. do what makes you happy op, don't just cater to others all your life

>>715377371
You pitching or catching? You know asking for a friend.

I planned school shooting when I was in highschool.

I would go at midnight, and wait for hours in this secret spot that I found that no one could see you in.

I would then shoot through the window next to me and proceed to kill everyone in that classroom.

With a suppressor of course.

Had plans for how to hold as much ammo as possible, and how to have multiple weapons at the same time.

Didn't actually do it though.

At night, I like to pretend I'm a ghost and pretend I'm haunting a house

I like little girls.

>>715381820
Ideally I'll be in contact with whoever it is, or I'll be the one who sets it up. So I'll get to see her being a little slut doing things she wouldn't ever want to do. Most likely I'll have a hand in the things she does.

>>715381883
she wants you to buy her shit to show you're interested. be honest, are you 2/10 and a neckbeard? if not, probably likes you

>>715379541
Green text it son.

I was banned for cp.. Without posting cp.. Asking for cp.. Or linking to cp.

>>715382304
>2/10 and a neckbeard
Eh, 6/10 and Awkward as fuck.

But that's about it.

But maybe. I did post about her here as well. >>715381937

>>715377237
My secret?
I've hacked into over 20 of my friends email and icloud accounts through simple abuse of the system. Icloud security is especially shit and can be bypassed if you know the person well enough or have them on social media. I've found 7 of my friends nudes and have saved them to my computer. I get email alerts whenever they do anything as all of their emails are not linked to mine. Sucks to be them.

>>715382477
Yeah me too. Several times.

I fuck myself with the handle of a dog brush.

>>715377237
on the morning of june 25th, 2006 i met uma. this is a secret story i will tell only here, only once.
>walking down a path in this park near my house
>little old lady with glasses walks up to me and grabs my arm like she was an undercover officer
>"you are angry, arent you?" she asks me
>i had been, gf had broken up with me for one of her "best friends who just happens to be a guy"
>i tell her yeah
>she asks if i want to die. not threateningly, but like she was sad about it.
>tell her yes i infact do
>she looks me in the eye and says "ive wanted to die for years. im going to meet my granddaughter, then im going to try to kill myself.again." starts to walk off
>feel genuine sadness, walk with her for a bit talk about her life
>she has tried several times to kill herself since her husband died. she watched her son die two year after. then her granddaughter, and the "granddaughter" from before was apprently a great granddaughter
>tell her im sorry, knowing it does nothing to help.
>ask her if there is anything i can do for her.
"Kill me"
>she legit stopped walking and looked me in the face like i was an angel.
>"mrs herd, i cant kill you"
>"uma, call me uma.and you can, i need you to"
>we walk off the path
>she gets on her knees and says one last prayer
>"thank you" she says as i wrap my hands around her neck
>the amount of force i had to apply to kill her was intense and the whole thing lasted almost 15 minutes.
>stop. in horror of what i did.
>panic
>run to her house, put her purse on the table.
>get idea to make it seem like she hadnt left yet
>pour cup of coffee, steal neighbors newpaper
>after dark go back to where i killed her
>take body back home

she is stll there /b/
she is still in the backyard of my childhood home.
not worried if anyone will find her, burried her under some fiber optic cables a few weeks later.

i killed uma mae herd.

>>715382623
"friends"

>>715382623
Awesome.

I want to fug a little girl.

>>715382283
hot

I'm uncomfortable with cameras and microphones on all of the devices in my house.

Is it possible to get a temporary tattoo and then just have a tattoo artist go over it with real ink?

>>715383626
yes. but it will not turn out well. simply bring the temp tatto template to the arttist and tell him thats what you want.

they will print out a outline and put in on you, so you can see what it looks like before they start.

>>715383384

how little

>>715379541

gril of faggot

>>715377237
no, i don't!

>>715379541

did you bring it to completion? did you swallow?

>>715383908
3 - 11

sometimes my poop smells like weed

I don't know how to begin. I think I've fallen into depression. I feel like a huge failure and especially feel stupid like my brain cannot think like all these people. I feel like I have nothing to contribute and no personality and even my interests don't interest me anymore. I feel worthless and I disgust myself.
I don't know what's be done in life, I can find no meaning and no reason to live or to end myself I'm just waiting helplessly and wallowing in self pity.
I'm a mess , mentally and emotionally, never actually loved and when I did its your typical case of a no future online shit. I know that having a relationship isn't a life goal but fuck what do I know of the importance of emotional stability.
I once had hoped to change my environment which is toxic to someone who values freedom like me but no it's all gathered upon Me; trapped uncreative even dumb with no emotional prospect and no goal or something to live for so I gave up
Stopped working towards anything, in fact quit my job and I sit at home like the failure I am, and cry myself to sleep.

>>715385135

are you a drug mule? do you smuggle it in your ass? is there a watch up there too?

>>715383407
I also drugged her and left her passed out, pussy showing, on a couch at a club we used to go to.

Mostly I want to turn her into a sex crazed cum-begging whore, who will do or fuck anyone or anything I wish.

>>715385770
i never used it

>>715383198
They are my friends but at the same time I want to see their tits kek.

I really want to lick and take pics of my 11-years-old sister while she is sleeping, but when I am horny enough at night to do it it is either too early and she may be awake or too late and people in the house may wake up at any time...

My brother got a hot friend, she goes out with a lot of guys but according to a talk we had some years ago she may be pretty inexperienced with sex itself - not sure, was some time ago. I want to seduce her and lick her pussy and asshole, but anything more is even better, but I 1- am afraid of making things awkward with my brother and 2- have a bit of a belly. But maybe I have a chance, since she the other day hugged me while drunk and started crying because I had taken a bath and was smelling good and she was smelly because she had been dancing Just Dance and drinking until then...

>>715385493
I'm sorry, I wish I could help. Don't let yourself get pulled further in by quitting everything. Start new stuff, find new friends, a new job that actually makes you happy, go places you didn't go before. Change your landscape and maybe it will change your outlook. Are you being treated for depression? You should see a doctor.

>>715385135
That happens sometimes when I eat edibles.

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My secret is that I post pics of myself on /b/

>>715381883
So?

I take it that this can be a sign of interest?

I have a MASSIVE skin tag hanging off my right butt cheek.

Kind of lost my job yesterday, or it`s put on a hold. Suffering insomnia, kind of hating the job, so dunno what to do.

Haven`t told anyone except my bestfriend.

>>715378953
Dude I am so with you!!!! Huge fantasy of mine!

I get off sharing explicit private pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be beyond humiliated if she knew that so many guys have seen every inch of her body and know exactly what she looks like sucking and fucking.

>>715387666
No I'm not being treated if my parents find out they would kill any chance of me escaping

>>715379075
that's not a secret. she knows you're a lazy piece of shit.

Our mom and dad don't know but my twin brother and I have been fucking each other every day for almost 3 years. We love cumming inside each other.

>>715388702

try this for insomnia

Get your iPad, tablet, phone, whatever. take it to bed. close the cover so there is no light. listen to a favorite movie, tv show, whatever. pick one you know well. this will keep your mind off of other shit, but it's actually boring becuase you know it well.

it has the benefits of falling asleep with the tv on (get you to think about something else), but gets rid of the downside (light keeps you awake, commercials are loud as fuck and wake you up, the show may be too interesting and keep you up, you may not actually be in bed).

works wonders for me. Lifelong insomniac and now I can always fall asleep within 10 minutes every time. I might wake up in the middle of the night 5 times (easily), and might need to restart the show, but it always works and puts me right back to sleep. I no longer stay awake all night.

good luck anon. once you get good sleep, the rest will look better.

>>715389182

well, you answered the question of gril or faggot. faggot.

>>715389182
faggot lol

only three people know im bisexual, does that count?

also once had an abusive gf and thats something only told same 3

>>715387979

nobody wants to see that

>>715385948

you never "used" pot but you think your shit smells like it.

OK then.

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>>715389428
oh i didnt know you speak for everyone

I liked the last COD trailer and yes i'm dude

>>715389189
Thanks anon. But the other part of my problem is that i can`t wake up anymore also. i can`t wake up from my fucking alarm, even when i have 3 diffrent one`s and one is a fucking light that turns on.

Haven`t had this problem before this summer, right before i was starting in this new job.

I live with 4 other people, and i annoy them with my alarms.


But im gonna try that, thanks for the tip!

Have pretty daughter age 22 who lives with a friend. She's not working right now and depressed, as she'd confided to me very recently. Further, I have the inside knowledge that she's bipolar. Here's what transpired in the last 24 hours.

First let me say I've never touched her or said inappropriate stuff to her. I never acted creepy around her or anything at all along those lines. However, at a certain point I couldn't keep my mind from having lustful thoughts about her and the fact that she was getting ridiculously pretty didn't make it any easier. The best I could do is to redirect my fantasies when they came. So it wasn't me fucking her it was some random guy, or whatever. I know it's still sick and I have a tremendous amount of self loathing for it. So much so that a place like this is the only way I can even talk about it.

Now for the big thing going down now. I've been having this compulsion to...behind the scenes...having the knowledge I do of her and what's going on in her life...for me to play the catalyst in a pornographer contacting my daughter and convincing her to come in for an audition.

Further, I went to the length of finding a couple of pornographers on craigslist and emailing them with a disposable email account. They didn't reply in time and when I woke up from a nap the email address in my disposable email had refreshed/recycled and so if either if those guys had responded their replies were lost forever. If they'd happened to reply immeidately, my daughter might already have an audition schedules as of this very moment. Hell, she could've been at the audition this minute.

So, again, I know this is really messed up. I figure someone will probably criticize me and tell me to drink bleach or something and I probably will sooner or later anyway. But if anyone has something to say, something useful or something they think could help, I would love to hear it.

>>715389264
>>715389307

We may be "faggots" but at least we don't have to rely on internet porn and our hand to get off. HAHAHA losers

>>715389511
Timestamp

>>715389807
How old?

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>>715389691
Pic of daughter first

From the ages of 8-12 I was raped by a family friend and no one knows about it

Because of that I've cheated on my girlfriend with women twice my age and even elderly couples

Im REALLY into gangbangs/blowbangs, have always wanted to be a part of one. I'm a secretive functional heroin addict and I once stole a pair of my dads girlfriends daughters G-Strings to jerk off into. TBH though everytime i go over to my dads she's always eyeing me down like literally eye fucking the shit out of me, feelsgoodman.

>>715390373
Lol said right in the post that I'm not posting her pic here in this thread given what information I'm sharing. Trust me. She's beautiful.

But I'm just debating this I guess in my mind and, as far as this thread, I'm just taking thoughts on helping me decide not to do it OR deciding to let one of you help me do it. lol

>>715389003
Well not being treated will probably kill your chances of escaping even more. From both them and this spiral you're in which will only get worse. Maybe you should suck it up and give yourself some time to get better. I mean that kindly.

>>715390075

We'll be 16 on saturday.

my girl was raped before we started dating.

find it hot that she's been raped, but hate myself for it

i love her

>>715377237
I tried to kill myself last night and failed.

>>715389182
hot

enjoy it while it lasts my friend

>>715391481

Same thing with my girl here brother. She had to sit me down and talk to me about it and in my head i was just like fuck thats hot but I'm a piece of shit and deserve to rot in hell for it.

>>715391712
does that make us cucks? could never imagine her fucking someone else but knowing she's been broken down to nothing before she met me & she's willing to be in an open-closed relationship shows that she's really mine.

fuck, I jack off thinking about her being to drunk to fight that guy off but as soon as I cum I hit my head

>>715391712
>>715392006
face it, we are born to rape

>>715382623
Wut Hao??

i've had depression and have gone off my med for years bu it's reached proportions where i belive i need meds or i will kill myself but can't swallow my own pride and code of ethics to get help. i've already planed it out and will stream my death for you guys when i do so no worries there :)

>>715383081
Well, if you killed her and it was a traumatic experience. How does it happen, that you spell her name wrong?
But I must give it to you, that post was very creative.

>>715377237
I was raped by a teen when I was a young labrador :-(

>>715382210
Thanks for not doing it.
I hope things have gotten better for you.

>>715391660
Good. That you failed.

m8 what the fuck is this with ur rape storys? r u living in sweden?

>>715392560
he is a failure.....

I really wish I had a girlfriend.

>>715392389
stop being such a faggot, jesus what is 4 chan nowadays

>>715388742
Nice to know im not alone in this. Thanks.

>>715389689
>i can`t wake up from my fucking alarm, even when i have 3 diffrent one`s

that shouldn't be a problem with no job. get enough sleep.

>>715389689
>But im gonna try that, thanks for the tip!

it really works. while you're starting out pick one movie or one episode and just use that one over and over. that's how it gets too boring to keep you awake.

I'm bisexual, in fact I think I like cocks and cum way more than my girlfriend

>>715389807

do you jsut fuck your brother opportunistically or are you faggot outside of the house too? do grils make you hot and bothered? boys? both?

>>715393172
Thanks!

>>715390388

I call that a win, anon.

how "elderly"? 28?

>>715391660

don't try again.

>you know why.

>>715393539
Im 18 right now and so is my girlfriend and the oldest Elderly couple I've fucked has been 78 (they both were that old)

>>715393916

ok, that is elderly. just checking. kek

78 - 78

win - win

>>715378696
I'm a secret faggot

>>715394111
The average age of the women i fuck are often 45 and idk why I do it my girlfriend is a prime 9/10 and rich

>>715388584
Tie dental floss around it and pull tight until you cut off circulation. Leave it like that and it will dry up like a scab and fall off in a week or two.

i have been depressed for a long time, things had been kinda ok-ish for the few years that i smoked pot, still wasn't happy but i was stable. i've been weed free for about 3 months now and i've been going downhill fast, i've been mixing vodka with zolpidem and xanax and also started cutting again.

>>715391481
>>715391712
Same here except she was raped twice. Once by her friend and another time by another friends dad.

I was hard as diamonds while she told me. Next time we fucked I was anything but gentle.

>>715392934
>What is 4 chan nowadays

A home for faggotry and ass mongrels.

What did you think this was anon?

>>715386299
They're not your friends. I don't think you know what friends are

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

my boyfriends best friend had anal sex with me, i was so turned on by how he treated me that i just didn't want to stop him. i never told my bf.

>>715388938
Let me know if anyone is interested

>>715377237
>I know most of my former friends secrets
>Like how two of them cheated on their wives.
>How one of them had sex with his sister.
>I could ruin their lives easily.
>I just don't care one way or the other

>>715377237
My ex

mless /A7AF17B

>>715398158
Do it. Ruin there lives and post it here on 4chan with proove faggg

>>715397770
gay ? or a girl ? and how did he treat you ?

>>715398158
Hmm i hope youre not someone i know.

>>715398539
nice, i hope you invited everyone there to rape that little cunt, looks like she deserved it

>>715397770
You're garbage

>>715377237
(F) no tits so suck it

I have a boyfriend and things are alright. But we hardly ever fuck. I have a CRAZY high sex drive and want to bang constantly. He has like none.

Lately I've been fantasizing about other guys and having odd sex dreams. I'm just so horny.

I'm scared he doesnt want to fuck me because he thinks I'm fat.

>>715399496
Does that mean you have either cheated on your wife or fucked your sister?

>>715399257
girl, and ehm he treated me kinda bad compared to the lovey dovey thing my bf does, he ben't me over, did what he wanted without asking me, called me his little anal slut., it just made me so fucking hot

>>715399629
i know, i'm a horrible girlfriend

>>715377237
I love cake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

>>715398707
Problem is I don't care at all

There's no motivation either way

It just seems like a lot of effort for no real payout

>>715399842
>i'm a horrible girlfriend
no, you're just classic bait that people keep falling for

>>715399496
>>715399764
Tell us anon

Tell us

It will be good for your soul

>>715399496
Phil?

>>715400636
Or maybe the shittalk is real?

>>715377237
I spanked cats for no reason when I was on my 13's.
Also, I "fucked" one (with clothes) as well (like, I scratched its genitals on mine).
I think it was ailurofobia.

>>715399764
>>715400756

Yes

>>715400891
No, whew.

>>715389691
sounds like you're bipolar and have been raping your daughter for 12 years.

>>715400729
i'm fine with you thinking that, i just wanted to get it off my chest.

>>715381615
Why did you get involved in the first place? Sounds like your just lazy, is she stopping you from playing game or someting

>>715381615
is your name sam?

>>715401341
>get it off your chest
>posts it repeatedly over week
yeah I don't think that's how catharsis works fam

timestamp said chest and we'll talk

>>715382666
how was this not checked.
you all disgust me
hi satan

>>715399842
you sound like the kinda girlfriend i'd want my friends to have. did he cum inside you ?

>>715401810
You number fags are a fucking cancer

>>715383444
waaaat is happening in this thread

>>715381100
Thats hot, greentext?

>>715381615
How long have you been in a relationship?

>>715401810
because checking is cancerous

>>715381615
How is she not competent? Is she thick or something?

>>715402151
>>715402814
>this much new

>>715381615
are you me

>>715402042
yeah, he finished inside me. , and i know i'm not one to talk but you don't seem like you'd make a good friend if you want to have fuck all your friends gf's up their ass

>>715403109
are you sam?

>>715403135
Hadnu been fucked in the ass before ? Can u green text the first time? Also tell the story about how u hooked up with friend the first time

>>715403109
You having the same trouble bro?

>>715402912
>new
Whatever you think.

Checking is depth of uncreativity, boring, and useless filler. Just stop.

>>715403219
no, are you?
>>715403445
yep. I'm done with it, but she will not survive by herself.

I got into my best friends older sisters email about eight years ago. Model, dancer, music videos, TV etc etc. nice girl. Found pictures of her tits, pussy and a four minute sex video with her turkish boyfriend ending in a fanny full of cum.

Never shared that shit or told anyone. Would blackmail if I didn't have a conscience.

I really wanna go to college and get a 18 y.o. gf but I'm 26 and just as depressed as I was when I was 18 so FUCK

>>715403581
Why whats her deal? How old is she?

>>715403455
>comes to /b/ for creativity and excitement
can't tell if b8 or catagory 5 autist

Is it safe to buy weed from craigslist

>>715403581
no, but i'm not in a nosedive relationship with some fat, lazy bitch who's ruining my life

>>715381615
How old is this girl?

>>715403422
well no it was my first time actually, it hurt but it got better later on, alot of what made it good was in my head i think. it happened because my boyfriend actually didn't want to have anal sex with me at all. i talked about it before, tried to get him to do it with me for months. but he really seemed grossed out by it. i thought i'd talk to his best friend which he's known for longer than we've been dating to ask if maybe he talked to him about something in the past or how to get him to try it. and ehm... yeah he ended up doing it himself. he got lube and simply bent me over, i asked him what the hell he was doing first but he just continued and i eh... kinda let him do it. he made me feel so dirty, pulled my hair, called me names. so different than my boyfriend.

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I love to fuck underage girls

>>715403755
29.
She is...incapable of dealing with or doing many of the things you need in order to live. I used to think it was just laziness or learned incompetence, but while they're part of it I've decided there's just a part of her mind that's missing that everybody else has.

>>715377237
Was your dog's name Colby?

>>715389182
Green text?

>>715381615
>cohabiting with ur gf
You fucked up. Kick her out and do it now because it only gets worse.

>>715404322
29...fuck how long have you been going out? Are you living together?

>>715389132
This kek

>>715404192
That's hot. Did u cum? How many times did u fuck him? What was the best time?

>>715400893
I'd like to ruin the one guy's life and fuck his wife while she's freaking out over him cheating.

But she's pumped out five or six kids so she's probably loose enough for a good fisting.

The other one has a way more attractive wife who hasn't had kids but I'd never have a chance with.

>>715404559
over 5 years, and yes.

>>715404192
so basicly 1. your bf is a pussy and 2. you're a little slut who takes it up the ass from anyone who acts like a man.

>>715401321
Who did you think it might be anon?

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>>715382232
kek

>>715404845
Did you make this post? I think you need out if your unhappy whats the point? Im sure she has parents and friends that can help?

My secret is that I'm super attracted to older man. Have been messing around with guys 15 years older than me (which is a lot since I'm a teen), I don't have daddy issues and nothing of that shit but I like when older guys teach me things and treat me with the respect and care I deserve, and are very polite and intelligent, it just wet me more than any dick pic.

Now the problem comes that I got into a relationship with a guy 2 years older than me who is extremely childish and nerdy. The only reason that I'm with him is because I like to chill with his smart friends

>>715382623
male or female friends? u straight or gay (..or fem)?

>>715405123
I didn't, I'm just in the same position.

Her family cant help and she has no friends. She would not be able to survive in the world.

>>715405281
timestamp + kik thanks, we can definitely help you with that secret

>>715404730
i didn't cum then no, but it made me so hot it was enough to enjoy it i did once though when ehm... it's kinda embaressing but he fucked me in the stalls of the bar my boyfriend was in. my bf was really drunk and i was the sober driver. he pulled me into the stalls and fucked me then and there, anal again. i at first begged him not to, i was horrified my bf would notice but he didn't care.once her called me his little anal slut again and started fucking me agaisnt the door i didn't want to stop him anymore.

>>715404909
i haven't done it with anyone else at all, he's the only guy that knows how to press my buttons, i try to stay away from him now because i know i'm being a horrible person

>>715377237
>In university I jizzed into my roomates drinks whenever she left them unattended.
>She'd drink it and not even notice
>I'd rub my nuts on her one and only stuffed animal
>Read her diary and snapped pics of it, apparently she fucked two of her brothers friends and our neighbour in uni
>All the shit in the diary was off the walls delusional
>Believed herself to be misunderstood and innocent while keeping a list of sex acts she'd preformed and guys she might fuck

>>715381615
Dude. How old is this girl?? You need to kick her out if shes holding you back from gaming! Do yous own a house together? She must have friends or family that can help?

>>715405281
>I don't have daddy issues
Right.
> I like when older guys teach me things
Kinda like how a father would.
>treat me with the respect and care I deserve
The very thing your father never gave you.

My nipples! They hurt! They hurt when I twist them!

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>>715383626
My first tattoo I drew on myself with sharpie just fucking around when I was 17. I kept re-tracing it for several weeks because I really liked it. Spontaneously decided I wanted it forever and went to this shady prison guy who tattooed over the sharpie in his garage. I don't think it turned out too bad..considering I only paid $40.

>pic related

>>715405597
he's the only one because he's the only one who knows what an anal slut you are. if i knew who you were your tight little ass would be taking my load within 30 minutes after meeting

>>715398056
sure

A good friend's gf came to visit. They were in a rough patch. I fucked her over 10 times in the space of a day, we just fucked, ate, slept and fucked again til she left. Still feel kinda bad about it.

>>715405880
underrated post

>>715405880

get nipple clamps

I wish I was younger (I'm 16) so I could please /b/ needs I wish I was 5 or 6 so I could be a little slut for /b/ I'm a guy

>>715405909
>shady prison guy who tattooed over the sharpie in his garage.
>I only paid $40.

the hepatitis c was thrown in for free

(there is a cure, if you have $65,000)

>>715381615
Is she with you now, this why you can't reply dude hahaha

I clean people's houses for a job. I have a huge collection of panties from my jobs. I jack off using them for a week or two and discreetly return them clean.

>>715395617
>>715388584

or just snip those fuckers off with nail clippers

big ones might bleed a lot but that's what bandaids and 2 days are for

I'm 25 years-old, good-looking, and pretty wealthy for my age.

Since I was young I loved watching chicks getting fucked by dogs. But only hot ones, you know, the kind that don't really have any business fucking dogs.

I was once friends with this Asian girl. She lied about her age to me. One day she finally admitted she had just turned 18 when I thought she was in her 20's (fucking Asians).

Anyway, I started fucking her on the side (in engaged). I'd do all the dirty depraved shit I couldn't do with my fiancé. She wasn't as good-looking, but she was much cooler and smarter and still cute.

I took a liking to pissing on her in the shower. It started out innocent, but turned into her full on getting on her knees while I pissed all over her face an mouth. I had a very dominant relationship with both of my girls and they both called me daddy, but Asian was more obedient.

We started roleplaying with her wearing a collar & leash while I'd fuck her roughly doggystyle. One day we were talking and I admitted to her I was into beastiality. She reacted kind of funnily, but she never judged me. She was more curious about it than anything.

Eventually (like the pissing) this turned into a full-fledged secret fetish of ours. As time passed we took it to the next level.

(Continued)

>>715390555
checkked

I am also a secret functioning heroin addict. I snort it only

I quit once and idk wtf is wrong with me that I started again. kicking was awful. Will probably quit again soon

but literally no one knows. I look hella innocent and normal and square

>>715377237
I raped your dog while you were out, Sorry op.... God thats a weight of my shoulders

>>715399657

he's just gay

get a non-faggot bf

>>715406395
>im 16
B& in 3. 2. 1.

Pay (handsomely) young teen girls to do anal things to them and sometimes spank them.

>>715401640

hornieness

>>715403953

yes, 100% safe

>what could possibly go wrong?

>>715405597
fuck so you're his personal cumdump ? a tight ass he can use and empty his balls in whenever he likes ? the lucky bastard, some guys have to beg to fuck a girl up the ass and he just uses yours as a fucksleeve

I stole naked photos of my mate and his girl from his pc, got them on my phone, iv a girlfriend and i dont want her finding them, does this make me a cheat?

I break into apartments in my complex and steal/sniff/cum in girls panties.

>>715406001
i already regret it happening with him, i'm not just some hole to fuck, ok ?

>>715407423
i'm not a fucking fucksleeve ok ? i know i fucked up but i'm trying to stay away from him now

I got tired of tfw no gf so I bought a teen mannequin, installed a fleshlight in her, and fucked her senseless for three months. Bought schoolgirl outfits for her and everything. Shit was cash. I have a fuckton of pictures and videos of me fucking her.

Just recently I moved and had to get rid of her. Some fucker is going to find her in the garbage and kek loudly when they realize what it was used for.

>>715398158
same
I grew up in a city with high prostitution rate but I went to a hs in a small town. I met this girl we became good friends and I sort of turned her out to prostitution because she was saying she needed money.

she had a bf for 3 years at the time. she and her bf lived in her mom's basement...she drove a car that her mom gave her...she was completely spoiled and just first world unappreciative, so she started hoeing and giving me a portion of what she made. in return I told her how to do it safely and I looked out for her, since no one else knew where she was or what she was doing.

To this day, her bf never knew. They are now married and have a kid. me and her fell out (sort of because of that...long story though). she goes on with her life like it never happened and her husband will never know she was cheating on him with tricks for $60/pop. I know for a fact she sucked off at least 1 guy without a rubber.

I just don't care enough to ruin her life. idgaf really

>>715407026
So all the hype eventually got stale and we decided to commit. One day while my fiancé was at work I brought my Labrador over to her apartment.

I had no idea how it was going to work. I knew it'd be a little awkward. My dog was my best buddy, I never taught him how to fuck chicks or anything like that.

We started out pretty slow. She was hesitant to do anything at first, she'd pet him and play with him and I waited, but I could tell she was nervous so I got her warmed up with some foreplay.

After about 10 minutes of fingering her I kind of notioned to the dog. She started rubbing his dick and balls and grabbing it. I asked her if she wanted to suck him and she kind of laughingly said she'd try.

My dick was diamonds at this point and I watched her suck on his dick. I held him in place because he didn't really know how to react to it.

After about 5 minutes it was time. I had to put him on top of her and mount her for him. I don't know what I expected because he just sort of sat there and would jump off. Eventually I realized I had to help him out so I put his dick in her pussy and kind of moved him back and forth.

She started whimpering and moaning and like a fucking machine he just started hammering her without warning.

She jumped and kind of moved away a bit but she took it and he knotted her. I fucked her immediately after and we repeated the process one more time before I left and waiting for my fiancé to get home.

Shortly after that experience, Asian girl got a BF and basically said I would never be with her so she had to move on. Changed her number and everything. But my friends, I will never forget this experience for the rest of my life.