Pro brewer fag here, help me name my new beer /b/. It's a chocolate milk stout.
>>715370188
Call it "Beer! It's for Kids!" Whole new market. They'll love the chocolate milk thing. You'll make a fortune.
what does it taste like
>>715370367
Like a velvety chocolate bomb, 10lbs of cacao nibs were used on a 7bbl batch.
Black Cum
Grape Drank
Flaming Faggot Chocolate Stout
Dark Enlightenment
Kanye Piss
>>715370585
Knew I could count on you anon.
Thick Ebony
The NIGGEST
Thicc Thot
Give it one of those esoteric, one-word names, like Nigg
Dindu Stout
>>715370700
well you wanted it named after you---
Dylan Roof
>>715370188
Call it something German like i.e. Schwarzerberger.
White Pride
>>715370188
Guinness? Seems pretty original
>>715370188
Great brown head Stout
the wary traveler
"Guiness for hipsters!"
Bill Cosby s chocolate love juice
Pedophiles named my beer. It's got chocolate, kidies!
>>715370188
Ziipa
>>715370917
Schwarzkopfficken?
Velvet Cloak Stout
>>715370188
/b/ig black beer
checkhere >>715368370
>>715370188
Black Hammer
>>715370188
Maybe this way- how did you name your other brews? Or is it your first one?
>>715370188
Paul Blart: ball shart
>>715370188
Chocolate Rain
Buttmud.
After a long day at work, or snuggling up next to your woman by the fire, nothing spells satisfaction like a tall glass of Buttmud.
>>715370188
Cuck Cream
If dubs Anal Froth
Black Wings Stout
Detroit
Lexington Steal Reserve
>>715370188
cultural enrichment
>>715370188
Choccy brew
Chocolate Foam
>>715370188
beaver belch
>>715371173
Usually just sit around drinking coming up with funny shit from movies or bands we like.
>>715370188
nigger extract
>>715371317
>>715370188
Jesus juice
>>715371317
Holy fuck.
>>715370188
>cola
>>715370188
Indian street water
>>715371260
Kill yourself, you unoriginal, cringelord faggot.
>>715370188
Call it blackbear
Ginuwine Stout
>>715371604
triged
Fernet with Coca
Dark mono obilisk
>>715370188
Horp Dorp Abort Shorp
>>715370188
Blackbeard's Revenge?
>>715370188
Chocolate SIDS
>>715370188
Africoon
Sasquatch Diarrhea.
Also available:
Sasquatch Diarrhea Light (Same great taste, half the calories.)
>>715370359
Is brewing at home(wine or beer) a workwhile hobby? Like is it all that difficult.
I think id love to be proud of these awesome brews I could male.
>>715370188
Choclit Rain
>>715370585
roll for this
>>715370188
How about calling it "Not Beer" you might as well stick an umbrella in it a call it pussy piss.
>>715370188
Dat Thicc Shitt
>>715370188
Pro Brewer's Chocolate Milk Stout
>>715370188
call it "apartheid stout"
or chocolate rain. either way
>>715370188
how about "gross as fuck"?
Gentrification Fuel
>>715370188
Dick's stout for Harambe
>>715370188
Sweet Baby Jesus
>>715370188
GRID Transmission
>>715370188
Corpse Juice
>>715370188
Father's Moustache Chocolate Stout
The Leslie Jones
>>715370188
Check out my boring ass hobby I really want to tell you about it beer
>>715372222
WINRAR
I liek chocolate milk
>>715370188
Doodoo Diarrhea Bullshit
>>715370188
Chocolate Rain
>>715370188
Puss puss grabber
>>715372252
There should be a number of furry and dick rate threads in the catalogue for you to peruse.
>>7153723788
KEK you mean Trump Juice
The Big Shart
>>715372222
Quads have spoken
>>715370188
Trusted Fart
Where do you brew OP?
>>715370188
loose chunnel
>>715370188
Brew Mungus
Homebrew or?
Felcher's Delight
>>715370188
If its light : Light Cocoa
Straight : Kid Beer
>>715372652
At a brewpub in Chicago.
>>715371920
If you don't have the money to pay the marketing, no.
>>715370188
cream of the cuck
caca cocoa delight
>>715372749
No, head brewer at a brewpub.
>>715370188
Barge essence
Caca ale
Poop liquor
Inebriating bum toffee Stout
Porter's ass stout
Asstastic!
Human made bronze elixir
Bendatdick Cuminhersnatch concoction
Shitfock
Delight of the bottoms of the Gods
Divine brown assence
Doodoo ale
>>715370729
>>715370847
These...are...gold!
>>715372810
Name it as a tribute to your 2016 murder scene
>>715370359
nice reference
>WKUK
>>715372858
I meant more for like your own consumption. Not nessecarily to sell.
>>715372881
Nice mate, serious beer geek here with around 1200 beers on Ratebeer.
Did you add any other ingredients beside the cacao nibs (non beer ingredients that is)?
Chocolate Rain is my 10
>>715370188
>chocolate milk
Certain countries should be banned from brewing beer.
>>715370188
Faeces penis scutter cups
>>715370188
This guy knows what to call it.
Cheesy pizza stout
>>715373238
Fuck off eurofag
>>715372976
OP, take the common theme of these names and call it
SHITPOST
Bonkers Brew
Liquid Gunk
Fag Sip
Radaway
choccy chocc the beer that rock
dont mentioning the milk... the milk is implied
>>715373236
Nothing really out of the ordinary malt bill wise, a few adjuncts. Roasted barley, flaked oats, lactose. Other than the cacao it's a pretty straightforward milk stout.
>>715370188
Warm liquid poo
Johnny Chicago
Chocolate Snow
>>715370847
>>715370951
>>715371165
>>715371203
>>715371299
>>715371796
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>>715372740
These all sound good OP. Pick one.
Nig nog
>>715370188
Pee & Poop
Douche juice
Bubbly Mud
Fedora Fuel
>>715370188
ABV?
>>715371920
I don't know much about all-grain, but you can use kits that have most of the ingredients mixed in a can, and doing that is easy. Although you have to keep the temperature steady for a few weeks, but the end result is almost always worth the wait.
I make my own beer because I live in Turkey, and alcohol is horribly taxed here. Brewing at home costs about 1/3 of buying the cheapest beer for me. Also, our beer companies don't make anything other than pilsner, so there is also the variety bonus of homebrewing.
Twinks with beards drink of choice
>>715371742
You have a mustache and thick rimmed glasses, don't you?
>>715370188
Name it: THE BETA UPRISING.
>>715370188
uterine bovril
>>715370188
Black Beers Matter
Dark Necessity
nigger pee
>>715370452
Don't be a pretentious fag. Is it going to be a permanent feature in your lineup? are you going to change it ever? Do you bottle/can, requiring a catchy name?
If not, call it what it is: "Brewery name Chocolate lacto stout"
If folks can only get it in your taproom, they're gonna be damn sure to remember who made it and why it was good.
>>715374447
6% ABV
muddy waters
>>715374977
Obey the dubs.
>>715370188
gender fluid
Chomsky's Choice
asscream
>>715375018
poast grain bill and hop schedule
>>715370188
Ashy Larry Stout
call it" watch my chocolate milk ill be back"
>>715374994
It will be a permanent but seasonal feature in our lineup. The reason for naming the beer is it tends to be an easier sell once it hits the market. We don't bottle or can but we run like a packaging facility, so it will be on at bars across Chicago on tap.
>>715371920
If you're going to sell it, then it's not worth it, you won't have a market. If you're going to drink it yourself and enjoy it with friends, it's very rewarding. Go for it, my dad was making beer for years before I started. Granted, you won't be able to construct the perfect beer without experience and skill, but that's part of the fun. I'd love to make something like belgian trappiste beers, but I'm nowhere near that good.
>>715375266
Gotcha. Distribution is the bane of my existence, and chicago spounds like a saturated as fuck market.
What are some other names you've gone with? Got a theme going?