Hey am I an attractive dude, like would you suck my dick? Femanons

age?

>>715356861
23 going on 24

>>715355932
Go back to your grave, Elliot.

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>>715355932
Fuck off, Brandon.

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>>715357435
Doesn't even look like elliot

>>715355932
Not sure - let me see your dick first

>>715357636
Why are you not sure?

>>715357617
yeah he does lol

>>715357880
Your face is average but if your dick is nice I'd probs be down

>>715358050
yeah get that schlong out op

>>715358050
My dick is average at best.... why is my face no good? Please be honest

>>715358539
I can't imagine putting your dick in my mouth unless I can see it. You know if a girl actually was going to suck you off she would see it before sucking it...

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>>715358172
It's not even good... I'm so worried... nobody likes my looks. How come? Why does nobody think my looks are attractive?

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>>715355932
You're honestly kinda' cute.
If you didn't have a totally cringie personality I'd probably ask to sleep with you.

>>715357617
he absolutely does, and furthermore, he's giving off elliot vibes

>>715358539
Nose, lips, and dirty lower face, take a picture in the light.

>>715358752
P.S.
grow your hair long because long hair is unnngh.

>>715358684
Yeah... well why the fuck would any girl want to see my dick if they think my face is average and devoid of any attraction??

I've seen people reply to just a face pic on here saying would fuck/suck

Just tell me why my face is shit so I can kill myself.. I am tired of being a pathetic unnatractive virgin who can't even get a cute girl..

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>>715358752
Only kinda? :/
>>715358818
Ok
>>715358821
I,m not allowed because I work in a lab,

>>715358831
I like your eyes, eyebrows.


dey niiiiice

>>715358752
tits

>>715358976
But my nose and lips are gross like the other anon said

>>715358963
What the fuck?
That's sexist. I bet the women there don't have to have their hair short.

i casually talk about the weather

>>715355932
No. Kill yourself. A hooker wouldn't fuck you.

>>715358963
Fuck off pansy bitch. If you don't like hearing "kinda' cute" shove a cock up your ass. I said my opinion, don't beg for more compliments.

>>715355932
brandon tries everything nowadays

>>715359158
Well I want to kill myself because I am tired of girls thinking poorly of me... nobody ever felt legitimately attracted

>>715355932
Actual female here, you are attractive but I wouldn't fuck you. I can't explain it, you just give off an aura of a weak beta male physically and mentally. Even if you were full suave it wouldn't make a difference. I'd rather fuck an ugly alpha than you. sorry.

>>715355932
>I never had sex
And you never will

just go to a night club and talk to girls man you will find one easy enough to fuck 1st time meeting

>>715359270
its because of that pussy attitude man, own what you have and don't give a fuck about what girls think. the idea nobody sees you as attractive is all in your head, there are millions of people much uglier than you are and thats a compliment.

>>715359279
>This
femanon here agree totally. You're actually pretty handsome but that beta attitude and poor self esteem is such a turn off... makes me view you like an adorable brother type rather than a potential fuck

>>715359270
Being less confident = being less attractive as well
Stop trying to get compliments just be confident with how you are

>>715359279
This is all I needed to hesr. I know I'm not ugly... and gay guys have always hit on me but never a girl.... I am confident, make great money and have a good personality but no girl wants me... if none of you want me whIle I'm alive, I'll just take my fucking shit and leave. I've busted my ass to become successful and went to the gym a ton but none of it paid off and I'm anot unappealing loser while all my friends get the girls. I quit.

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>>715359279
How ugly of an alpha would you fuck?

Also tits or gtfo

You look good enough, you just have a shitty personality.

>>715359449
She said I looked beta.. it's not my attitude, I do plenot of manly things and I'm fucking assertive and suave. It's my appearance that gives off this psychological bs to girls that I'm not worther it
>>715359494
Being not attractive = unfuckable. Confidence doesn't change looks.
>>715359439
Just my attitude? See>>715359279

OP, don't let what everyone is saying to you get to you. You're an average looking guy that would be able to pick up ass if you wanted. Believe in yourself and you'll be fucking bitches before you know. Real talk son.

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>>715358752
cutie can we see tits and a proper timestamp with the actual fucking time? thanks!

also what do u think?

>>715359521
I do not

>>715359690
let me guess, you describe yourself as a "nice guy" who's tired of all the "assholes" getting girls

>>715359690
Yea but self pity isn't necessarily a turn on

>>715358707
Small dick

>>715359713
Average is not attractive... why am I only average? The average guy looks shit in USA and is fst...

Just tell me why I cannot look good, better than average, to fucking anybody..

>>715359813
Nope. I'm just tired of only fagrits liking me.... and girls thinking I'm too meh. I want to simply know why my looks are shit.

>>715359774
From what I've read, yes you do. Self pity is one of the most unattractive traits. Get rid of it and you'll be fine.

>>715359857
dude its your whiney fucking self-pitying attitude, its giving us all cancer. nobody wants to be around someone like that, who's always like "hey guys am i good enough? am i? am i good enough guys? am i attractive? guys? GUYS? GUYS PLEASE? do you think i'm cool? am i attractive guys? guyyyyyyys?????

fuck off

>>715359833
I know... that's why I cannot fucking stop worrying about having a bad face. Please just explain so I can end my miserable life
>>715359820
Doesn't make a difference if my looks alone get me rejected on tinder...

>>715359857
take this thread to fucking /soc/ and put it into a rate me thread with all the other attention craving insecure faggots

>>715359922
Femanons already answered your question. You look like a beta faggot. That's why faggots hit on you and girls will never fuck you. May as well kys and livestream it here so we can make fun of your limpwristed attempts at ending it all.

>>715359958
Then why are girls saying that I "look" not alpha enough, and not act....?>>715360026
Uhhhh people here said my dick is small, which mstters, and that my looks are NOT good. It's a proble,m, anything else withstanding

>>715355932
Next elliot rodger???

>fishing for compliments on /b/
Kys faggot

>>715359270
you fucking retard

she said KINDA because it's implicit that she's hesitant putting herself out there for you. because she doesn't want you to reject her. if she didn't think you were attractive, she wouldn't have wanted to fuck you. god fucking damnit brandon. think it through fucktard.

how in the FUCK are you this retarded brandon

>>715360191
Rolling for dubs to confirm

>>715360168
just ask your mom if she thinks you're attractive she's the only one who will tell you what you want to hear

>>715360228
I have an iq that is high, I have problems understanding girls.

>>715360315
>inb4 autistic

>>715360263
Also tell your mom about how sexually frustrated you are and how insecure you are about pleasing a woman, then report back here with greentext wincest story

>>715360315
you obviously didn't read what i said brandon. and i highly fucking doubt your iq is high t b h.

SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE ATTRACTIVE YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD

>>715360392
Not even. I am only diagnosed with major depression and some ocd, but not extreme

>>715355932
you need to say:

You got about 10 seconds to show me that hole, ’cause this gorilla dick daddy’s hungry, and if you don’t blow me right, I might kill you.

>>715360640
well you know what they say, theres only one sure fire way to cure depression..

>>715360315
When asked what his IQ was, Stephen Hawking said "I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers"

>>715355932
You're cute. You have a nice hair color/eye color. Your cheek bones are nice and your eyebrows aren't too thick and aren't too thin. If that is your dick later in the thread it isn't bad which is saying a lot because I'm picky.
The problem is your fucking emotionally manipulative personality. Stop looking for compliments by putting yourself down, shit is unattractive, I've dated people like you and it is emotionally exhausting. Even if you hate yourself and think that you are ugly, act like you at least think you are cute and girls will think that you are cuter.

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>>715355932
I have a shitty personality too. I'm pretty attractive and get off to myself in the mirror. I think I'm in love with myself, but I don't show it in public. I'm alone most of the time and that sucks I guess, but I also like doing whatever I want when I want. Idk what to do cause I hate everything also. I put a .357 to my head one night, but I couldn't do it cause my parents would hurt. Idk maybe I'm crazy in my own world.

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>>715354626
>>715354626
>>715354626
>>715354626

>>715359514
Most girls are more lenient than guys when it comes to how attractive the other person needs to be. The guy can be considered ugly say '4/10' but if he comes across as manly and has a takes what he wants mentality pretty much all girls would be down to fuck him.

>>715360931
100% this. /thread

>>715360228
This guy understands me.


Yeah, I like cute, mildly-beta guys though. That's just because sexually I like to be in control and it just fits better that way.

>>715359750
tgtfo is a rule created so women can prove they are actually women on the internet. she proved it.

tgtfo is not so you have something to jack off to. it's literally just to show they are a girl. Maybe a flat chested girl would need to show actual tits to prove it, but that girl has enough cleavage you can clearly see it's a female.

carry on femanon.

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>>715359750
I think that's a penis.

Here's the time though if you really give a shit.

>>715361128
BUT I'm not beta, and I like to be on control... my personality does not match my looks. This is why I am concerned. I sound like a man and act like a msn. I am not submissive..

>>715360931
/thread

>>715361295
you are FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED

>>715358707
I'd suck it. Honestly just keep yourself clean and stop being so down on yourself and you should be fine. More than half the people on this website are neck beard fucks anyways so don't let them get to you. A little confidence will make you a lot more attractive.

OP at this point you have 2 options:
-make music and become the next Elliott Smith
-try fucking one of those guys that like you cuz idk you might like it.

>>715361259
is that a fucking knife on the bed beside you?

I would probably suck your dick and i am male hetero

>>715360168
confidence translates into physical appearance
you can see someone's level of confidence (or lack of confidence) in their posture, facial expressions, eyes, etc.

You're not confident. You know this. Why are you arguing it? Gain confidence and your physical appearance will become more like the guy I wanna fuck instead of the guy I come to for relationship advice.

>>715361397
Thanks I'll try and be more easy going
Thanks. I'm taking this advice to heart more than any other comments to itt. I appreciate it. I don't feel like I need validation to be hapoy, I'm just so heavily paranoid.

>>715361429
Yeah, why? I used it to open something a minute ago,

>>715361647
Why are you ignoring the fact that I said I do not act submissive and beta?

>>715361534
it's not advice you hug box fucktard, that's just him giving you the compliments you so desperately want.

you're the biggest attention whore i've ever seen in my entire life. your constant need for validation is off the fucking charts.

>>715361259
You're cute would shpamdoodle if you have a nice face

>>715358831
Have you ever considered that the reason you cant get a "cute girl" is because your standards are way too high? I don't find you attractive but guys like you hit on me all the time instead of my less attractive girlfriends cus their egos > reality

>>715361742
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T NEED VALIDATION

FUCK OFF BRANDON

>>715361766
Compliments don't do anything for me. Guys compliment me and it gets less flattering when I can't get a girl

>>715361647
..the veins of your enemies?

>>715361742
Don't ignore me you rancid swine.

>>715361855
Lol

>>715355932
ok I'll give you some advise
>your're almost 24??? get an actual haircut and look presentable you look like a """boy""" with that cut. it's all about the first impressions.
>Stop wearing v neck tees makes you come across as submissive and gay not a good look.
>smile!!!!!!!!! is it really that hard for you?
>fully shaven is always better than shitty bumfluff
>find a hobby/interests and talk to people

>>715361830
Well be honest then, why do you find me unattractive? And how low should they be? I can't lower them to what I find repulsive...

LOOKS, NOT PERSONSLITY, IS THE PROBLEM IF REGULAR QT GIRLS THINK THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME

>>715361779
Awe thanks.
>>715361855
Close, cat treats.

Alright Brandon has gone full attention whore at this point, the only answer is to ignore everything he says.
>>715361259
abandon thread, brandon isn't worth it and you'll never be good enough for him (because unless he's with every 10/10 in the world, it'll never be enough to sate his ego). seriously you're way too cute to be wasting your time on brandon

>>715355932
This faggot fishing for rates on /soc/ constantly but he's ugly af and never rates anyone else kys faggot

>>715355932
You're cute, but you give off this beta-ish vibe, which is a bit of a turn off tbh. You need to have more confidence in yourself. Do that and I'd definitely give you a blowjob.

>>715361295
>I'm not a beta I'm a manly alpha who takes what he wants and all the bitches want to fug me so why don't any girls want to have sex with me? I want to kill myself

ABANDON THREAD BRANDON HAS GONE FULL THROTTLE INTO ATTENTION WHORE MODE

IF YOU MUST REPLY, AT LEAST SAGE

>>715362076
Don't worry, I stopped giving a shit about him a while ago. I'm sorry that women arent as easy for him to understand as the opening moves in a chess game.

>>715362333
1. nice trips
2. brandon sucks at chess, he's not smart at all. don't believe his attention whore lies
3. you seem well adjusted

>>715362076
Uhhhh I find so many girls cute... 7 is fine... I wouldn't want a 10. Too high maintsnencd..,, I have normal standards. Normal girls think they are too good

ABANDON THREAD BRANDON HAS GONE FULL THROTTLE INTO ATTENTION WHORE MODE

IF YOU MUST REPLY, AT LEAST SAGE

>>715362530
>waaahhh unless girls lavish praise on my appearance constantly my ego isn't satisfied and i must manipulate them for more and if they're not attractive enough for me it counts as nothing because i'm a FUCKTARD ATTENTION WHORE

>>715361766
>not advice
I told him to keep clean and be more confident. That's advice you fucking autist. Being attractive is simple so I kept it that way. Now go back to pretending that you have people who love you while sitting alone in the dark in that chair of yours. Good luck with your "life".

>>715362530
7 is better than fine lel its actually good. Go for a 4 that will actually fuck you so you can lose your virginity.

>>715362704
You're retarded. All it would take is just to know I'm not incapable of getting a normal looking girl...

>>715358707
That's an 7/10 dick my friend. It's not long but if used properly should fuck like a king ( it's the motion of the ocean that counts) be more optimistic !! You look cute :*

>>715362769
I'm not that desperate.. 4 is ugly. All my friends have girls that I find at LEAST a 7

I honestly wish I didn't think beta guys like Brandon were cute because they're often so god damn needy. Always have to be told they're good enough and can't handle it if I go out drinking with the guys. Think that I'm sleeping with everyone but really I'm just, you know, having normal friendships.

>>715362076
Good advice man, SAGE.

>>715362821
Thanks are you a girl?

ABANDON THREAD BRANDON HAS GONE FULL THROTTLE INTO ATTENTION WHORE MODE

IF YOU MUST REPLY, AT LEAST SAGE

FUCK OFF BRANDON

HOW DO WE GET THIS NIGGER TO NEVER COME BACK AGAIN HONESTLY

>>715361918
Holy shit that made me kek

>>715362929
to maintain a 7 or above you have to be able to preform sexually. Just lose your virginity to an ugly girl so you have some bearing of what its like and then go for higher numbers with the boost of confidence you should get.

>>715363258
Thanks man.
That's all I fucking see with this guy now.
I take back what I said about me possibly sleeping with him. His personalty is shit and he seems to think women should want to be with him for no reason other than that he's a special snowflake.

Fuck you, Brandon, Sage.

>>715358963
Cute as hell but your stare gives me a suicidal feel...be mooree positive !!

>>715363750
I'll try to be
Ty are you a girl?

ABANDON THREAD BRANDON HAS GONE FULL THROTTLE INTO ATTENTION WHORE MODE
>>715363626
Not only does he think he deserves "normal looking girls" (but not less than 7/10, where 5 is average), but he deserve them to lavish praise on him and worship him more than they would an actual god.

glad you have some sense about you, qt. he's nothing to get your feelings hurt about, unless you were THE hottest girl in the world AND did nothing but give constant compliments to him, it wouldn't be enough. he has serious mental issues.

I can't believe you still do this. How many years has it been OP? 4+ easily.

>>715364074
ABANDON THREAD AND PLS SAGE

>>715363971
Brandon acts like what most people on /b/ think women act like.


sage

>>715363626
I never fucking said that. What matters inside matters most? Stop assuming what I'm like? We never even talked about interests or anything so wtf are you talking about? I was just upset cause you said you like beta dudes to dominate whereas that is so NOT ME

>>715364444
!* not ?

>>715364444
QUADS.?!?!?! WE HAVE TO LOVE BRANDON AGAIN.

>>715359495
Got to gym because you like it not to get chicks. If you do what you like the girls will come

Ps if you dont like any social activities your fucked

I, for one, was always on Brandon's side. Right, guys?

>>715361259
why are you even here? why can't you just be a part of this anonymous board besides OP (who is the subject of this thread)? I mean, why are you such a cancerous whore?

>>715364549
I'm honestly a cool person if you can understand why I am frustrsted. I'm 24 ffs
>>715364565
I hike, ski, fish, collect vinyl, have a social life, am into craft beers and I even do go to the gym

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>>715358963
>>715355932

Honestly, Brandon you have to stop. I've been watching you do this for years, and it's sad. You're better than this.

>>715359857
We cant see your soul through all the bullshit

Women want to look into your eyes and see a man. Not a boy acting cool

>>715364742
I know I am

>>715359857
You look and act like a fucking pussy. Fuck off.

>>715358963
what's in your background????

ABANDON THREAD BRANDON HAS GONE FULL THROTTLE INTO ATTENTION WHORE MODE

IF YOU MUST REPLY, AT LEAST SAGE


HE'S UGLIER AND WORSE THAN THE SHIT I TOOK YESTERDAY

>>715364832
You're white, and you're good looking. You could have almost any girl you wanted, if only you had some confidence. But, sitting on /b/ and begging for it isn't how you get it. Go to a fucking bar and try to hit on some girls, learn the hard way. The same way as everybody else.

When did you start posting here btw? I remember you from when I was in hs lol

>>715364586
He asked for femanon opinion, I gave femanon opinion.

>>715364713
>I'm honestly a cool person if you can understand why I am frustrsted. I'm 24 ffs
Why don't girls like me? I'm cool.
Don't ignore me.
Not beta.
I'm cool.

>>715360168
Girl look at men either by there sucess ir intuition

Your too young for success and there intuition says you are high maint and low self est. Can see it all in your eyes

FUCK OFF BRANDON FUCK OFF BRANDON FUCK OFF BRANDON FUCK OFF BRANDON FUCK OFF BRANDON FUCK OFF BRANDON FUCK OFF BRANDON FUCK OFF BRANDON

>>715364954
You're actually retarded. This person has been doing this for years, it's obviously bigger than you, and bigger than just confidence. Fuck off, cow.

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>>715364945
>good looking

>>715360931
/thread

>>715362530

>>715363444
You do realize that all women... 10's 7's and 4's alike... are just humans..?

They are all human, with human dreams and hopes and disappointments and insecurities. Being ugly or pretty may have a slight effect on how people treat you, therefore changing the way you see the world, but at the end of the day looks have hardly anything to do with the woman inside. There are 10's that are amazing, caring, faithful low maintenance women...

>I wouldn't want a 10. Too high maintsnencd
I think men just say that to feel better about their self when they get rejected by pretty girls

>>715365149
No.
>>715365065
/thread

>>715364954
so you just added a picture of yourself for clarification? fuck off

>>715361742
Saying that is submissive and beta

>>715365149
>>715361316
>>715361120
samefag

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>>715355932
I have baaad news for you boi

>>715365189

They're really high manteinance because they know they're hot. Maybe you dont know because you never had one

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW MANY YEARS BRANDON HAS BEEN POSTING. I NEED IT FOR SOMETHING.

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>>715355932
>am i attractive

>>715364954
plus I think you forgot your place and the house rules.


TITS OR GTFO

Is this really the same guy? You've been making these threads for years dude....just go gay already. You are fundamentally unmasculine and do not posses any traits that females find attractive.

>>715365825
^^^^^

>>715355932
you hot, but you look like a douche, with a name like chad

>>715365938
No he's not he's ugly and beta

>>715355932
Dude this is fucking pathetic. You're a narcissistic faggot. Get off 4chan and stop being a little pussy ass bitch

>>715360168
Have you noticed that you've only quoted the negative comments? Cause I have. Stop throwing yourself a pity party and get a pair. Plenty of people have said youre attractive so stop crying like a baby.

EVERYBODY LEAVE BRANDON ALONE. HE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST TRYING TO FIT IN.

You've been posting this thread for like 3 days straight u fucking faggot.

>>715366254
>three days

MORE LIKE 5 FUCKING YEARS

>>715366317
5 FUCKING YEARS OH GOD GO OUTSIDE BRANDON. I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU DO THIS FOR 5 YEARS.

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>>715366489
mrw: 5 years of spamming to get attention
my sides are in another dimension

>>715365551
depends on the girl. I've never had one because I am a girl...that's why I'm sticking up for girls lol. There are plenty of gorgeous women with low self esteem and low standards... or not even low standards but just genuinely good people who don't care much about appearances. The high maintenance women aren't necessarily the same women that are gorgeous... there's plenty of gold-digging, materialistic, selfish ugly women too

And there's plenty of pretty women who are good people

>>715361259
I'm happy to see you're not the landwhale that posted this picture, I'd have destroy you...

>>715358752
why did you do this now i have to.. tits or gtfo

>>715358963
young, short haired, Keanu Reeves

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>>715367119
Only part of me you could destroy is my sex drive.

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>>715367119
>Calling that a landwhale
The reason you and this brandon faggot are so single and alone is because your standards make no sense and you're not socially capable in any fashion.

>>715367536
Get out of this website fatass.

>>715367536
Get lost, Chunky. Oink oink. The only redeeming quality about you is that you're wearing plaid and I'm Canadian, so I'll let it slide.