ITT: prove you're white I buy cheap shoes/clothes

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I like art and photography

I have white skin

I have a hot white wife with a nice round ass and I really want to watch her fuck a big black dick

I love spicy food like BBQ chips

I know my father

When I say "damn" it only had one syalble

i'm not slave

my mother is my aunt

I no longer own a bike

my primary source of protein is raw beef out of a can

My cousins are actually the children of my parents' siblings

i live in my car

I've never stolen anything.

>>715345172
Me and my sister have the same mom and dad.

i fucking hate myself and wish for death almost daily

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i wear a fedora, operate out of starbucks, order a mocha every day because if i ordered a hot chocolate i wouldn't look like an adult, pull out my sick macbook, pretend to hack while actually watching anime, only listen to artists no one's ever heard of, wear glasses with thick rims, own a pocketwatch, play children's trading card games competitively, weigh over 400lbs, don't shave, am a militant atheist, and preach liberalism but only to beautiful white people like yourself, mmmmmm'lady

If something doesn't go my way and I use the skin color card I'm a racist

Also because people seem to find people of my skin color reasonable and non threatening because over years we haven't been unreasonable and threatening. I have privilege and should be ashamed.

I can read.

you could probably incorporate my front teeth into the floor plan for a white wooden fence

My existence is proof of racism

my breakfast every morning is baked beans out of a can on a slice of wonderbread garnished with mustard

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>>715347642
Nice try niggers

corduroy overalls, a plaid dress shirt, a brown leather belt, and a straw hat are literally the only outfit i own, and i never wash it

>>715345172
I can read

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Cumberland valley high school girls basketball team (all white) beat the Harrisburg girls basketball team (all black) in a b-ball game.
Bet that has the nogs up in arms.
Whites beating blacks in basketball. Ha Ha
Better call black lives matter.

>>715347989
i am more concerned about the fact that in current year we still have racially homogeneous basketball teams

>>715345172
I dream of a White Christmas, just like the ones I used to know

I voted for Trump

i am in love with someone named brad

Blonde hair, blue eyes. Drink like degenerate, buy expensive clothes. Do cocaine like a madman. Able to talk myself out of tickets, always get the benefit of the doubt. Havent accomplished anything worthy in my life, people still find me smart.
Life is good man.

I go to go to BLM protests because my wife's bull invited me.

i use the word "illogical" in everyday conversation, my house has cubicles in it, and all of my preferred foods can be microwaved and contain cheese

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>>715348236
This must be you

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>>715348236
More Niggers

if someone took my stapler i would run them down with a tractor

i still drive a jeep

i can't go out in the sun or else i sparkle and turn to dust

i can't reach my ass to wipe

i unironically use the word "nigger"

god hates fags... unless they're old

>>715348477
>Twilight reference
>Probably woman
Tits or gtfo

i unironically use the phrase "tits or gtfo"

iced green tea and classical music played from an iphone are the only appropriate ambiance to accompany weed

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>>715348706
You know you can click the post number to reply, newfag.
>inb4 "i unironically use the word "newfag""
>inb4 "i unironically use the phrase "inb4 whatever"

like, duuuuuuuuuude, like, you know, i really just feel like, y'know, like, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan *urp*

I be human

i unironically quote the same anon twice in a row

I drink espresso in the morning with freshly roasted beans that i grind myself

i have acne and my balls still haven't dropped at the age of 26

my life on wow is more enriched and rewarding than my real life

i have a bristly mustache, drink whiskey, and kill small animals for sport

>>715348371
If someone took my stapler I would burn this place down.

I also miss out on office cake when i gets passed around.

>>715348147
Only niggers fall in love

i can't dance

I pronounce it These Testicles.

I live in the Midwest, work at a corn processing factory, belong to a union, spend my free time on /b/ & vanilla WoW private realms, actively resist finding a girlfriend because I've had my heart broken a couple times, and wrote this whole sentence with proper English.

me poo in loo, why not yoo?

>>715348074
>racially homogeneous

white person confirmed

>>715345172
im in college

i militantly oppose race mixing

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I filled out a W-4.

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white people confirmed

i actually care about proper spelling and grammar on the internet because i'm so pathetically insecure about my intelligence that i'd rather sound like a preppy douchebag than an alright fella who is altogether unremarkable and might possibly be high

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I'm white.
No nigger would wear this shirt

>>715345172
Never got cought stealing shit.....

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I'm white because I know who this guy is

i didn't get to be on top even once during my time in prison for shooting people in a small enclosed space who suspected nothing

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>>715345172
Ah dun know who ma Pa is... 'n he dun lives wid uz.

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wrong

>>715349917
Wow. you got me. Hats off to that guy

>>715348074
This one is a woman/fag

i'm white

I have yellow teeth and psoriasis

i once ate an entire underweight child in one sitting

I graduated high school and didn't receive preferential treatment based on factors out of my control when I applied to university.

haha long boy

Im vegan

I've never been in trouble with the police despite breaking numerous laws.

I stand still while upbeat music is playing and act like I'm in a courtroom. Then I look around at others with a pained look on my face and then talk shit about the loose, fun people because I'm so uptight. But I'm too much of a coward to say anything to their face and will avoid eye contact with black people because I'm racist and I think I can hide it.

>>715345172
I'm employed. Have been since legal age.

I walk around with an undeserved air of superiority

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found the niggers

I drink vodka

I don't want to give black people a chance to succeed

>>715350470
>avoid eye contact with black people because I'm racist and I think I can hide it

actually avoid eye contact with black people for the same reason you avoid eye contact with monkeys at the zoo:

they will throw feces at you

>>715350822
could be hispanic

>>715350232
Blacks wouldn't need that if it weren't for fucking white people. The fact that affirmative action is necessary for a black person to get into school says all you need to know about whites.

Aunt a black would say anty

>>715351040
actually says all you need to know about subpar intelligence of negro people

I own a jar of mayonnaise

I wear a tie to work

And I don't #blessed when I do

>>715351307
white person confirmed

>>715351171
Never would have had to do that if blacks were given a chance. We should have affirmative action in all areas of life so we have a chance to show our superiority.

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>>715351392
please show superior swimming skills by returning to africa without a boat

>>715351307
How do you know about #blessed? You follow black people around because you're obsessed with them? Figures you're an ungrateful atheist who thinks he can do it all on his own. White people are like that, they don't like to acknowledge those they are indebted to. Whites are an embarrassment and can't do anythinjg on their own unless they're molesting kids

I am not keeping it one hundred.

Im liberal

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>don't like to acknowledge those they are indebted to

the way niggers are indebted to us for bringing their black asses to the greatest nation on god's green earth?

I listen to classic rock while getting shitfaced on vodka.

I spend all of my money on Christmas lights and fireworks and allow my kids to go without food and my car to go without spinning rims

I can only shoot 3 pointers and free throws

i like turtles

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>I no longer own a bike
kek

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>>715351697
>Whites are an embarrassment and can't do anything
>electricity
>the telephone
>the television
>air conditioning
>geometry, chemistry, physics, economic theory, the steam engine, the internal combustion engine, automobiles, tires, airplanes, helicopters, the toilet, plastic, synthetic polymers, the assembly line, interchangeable mechanical parts, washing machines, vacuum cleaners, dishwashers, machine dryers, trains, steel, computers, radios, telegrams, telephones, cell phones, televisions, satellites, jet engines, space shuttles, power lines, nuclear fission and fusion, machine guns, rifles, tanks, artillery, sunscreen, chemotherapy, vaccines, do i need to fucking go on nig nog?

I shoot black people in a church.

I draw attention to black perpetrated crime and use it as an excuse to express all of my hatred for blacks but I suddenly, conveniently become preoccupied when a white atrocity is brought up.

Avocado is a bit spicy for me so I pass when our latino friends bring it over for our house get togethers

>>715351697
Nigger

>>715352413
#blacklivesdon'tmatter

I live in rural Wisconsin.

My family never collected any form of Government assistance.

>>715353064
white status unconfirmed

When I go to the store I don't have to put my money through a bullet proof nigger protection shield to pay for something..

>>715353255
whiteness probability: 88%

A black guy snatched my phone from my pocket and took off.

>>715353620
whiteness probability: 79%

Half of my family is worried about my drinking habits. The other half are my drinking buddies

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>>715348657
>you got the reference
>probably a man that wants to be a woman
Show limp ladyboy cock

>>715345172
I've never owned a bicycle for more than 5 minutes before it got stolen

>>715349255
English and midwest don't get capitalized. Vanilla wow is dogshit and made for broke casuals faggots who can't do things on retail.

I sell cut cocaine to dumb nigs

>>715353856
whiteness probability: 89%

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whiteness probability: 74%

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whiteness probability: 100%

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whiteness probability: 50%

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>>715354178
Nailed it

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I got pulled over for speeding and the officer didn't shoot me.

>>715354388
whiteness probability: 68%

I look at American society with, both a feel of superiority and shame

I have a job, a house, a car and a truck.
And I paid for them all.

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Also, I own a dog which isn't a pitbull.

I have NEET children

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>>715354658
whiteness probability: 100%

>>715345172
i bought my bicycle from a store that specializes in selling bikes.

The only colored part of me is my red neck

I'm Scottish.

I've never had any problem in my life due to socio-economic circumstance and the only reason I'm not succeeding is due to my own neuroses.

my head hair isn't pubes

>>715345172
My credit score is 788 and i bought my modest sedan with cash.
>also my guns are registered.

>I know my dad

>>715357042
pretty much

except the registered guns part, they're mostly handed down from family.

niggers always spend their money on flashy shit because they're obsessed with looking rich.

>>715345172
I tip wait staff.

I use headphones to listen to music after 9pm

I own 3 pairs of shoes, one pair are work boots.

I am not on government assistance.

my mom never chimped out and smacked my shit in public.

girls are excited for me to meet their parents.

before i decided that school was a piss poor waste of time and effort i paid for it out of pocket. with money i earned at an actual job.

>>715345172
i graduated high school

Eminem is the best rapper ever.

>>715345172
I don't steal

I don't have a bike.

Rap is not music

>>715346943
Lol yes you are

>>715345172
I just got off the phone with my father and have confirmed that he's coming to my house for Christmas

>>715347885
But white people do all those things salty anon kun

>>715349179
Whiteness confirmation

>>715350638
Ur mad cuz trips of truth

I have a 401k
I don't cash my paychecks
I speedsolve rubiks cubes
I eat pussy

>>715350872
Lol so insecure OMFgosh

I have foodstamps, a free government-provided cellphone and haven't seen my dad since I was 9.

>not lying
>still white

>>715351697
Look at all this salt lol

I'm in college