Most perverted thing you've ever done to a girl CONT.

>>715318911
i came in my gf's pack of cigs once

i hugged her

Fingered a girl as she slept while my gf was asleep next to me

talked to one in a respective manner

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The most I have done too a girl is kissed.

>>715321326
Wait, nvm, I just remembered I came on this girls toothbrush while she was visiting.

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I've been sexting my friends mom for a month now.

Stole her number out of his phone when he was passed out here, and loaded it onto a burner phone. It took some work to ease her into it, but she's actually a pretty depraved slut.

Thinkin about meeting up with her.

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>>715321326
Most I've ever done is hugged

>>715318911
I said Hello.

>>715318911

Licked my Girls asshole without knowing what she did with it all day.

>>715321912
Which was...

>>715321705
tell us more!

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>>715321705

I used to wake up with my fingers inside my ex, but hole or pussy, I don't think I cared I was a horny sleeper

>>715318911
I'm a black anon that went to a predominantly white school.

Most perverted thing I did was make a white girl, who was practically a nun, finger herself while I jacked off right beside her. Hottest thing I ever did.

>>715322705
'but hole'

sure ya did buddy, sure ya did.

Not sure I've ever done anything really perverted. I mean, I pee in other people's bathroom sinks, but that's primarily just a habit. I don't think it's that perverted. I guess the closest thing would be that when I was younger, I would be fucking a girl and purposely cum in her hair and then act like I was shampooing her hair.

>>715318911
I used to date this girl long distance
I would call her at night and get her to masturbate, and I always thought she was lying but I enjoyed her voice
I asked her to finger her asshole and she started moaning like crazy when she started doing it. I always thought it was bs, but then she went on Skype.

She was 18, a virgin, and shoved three fingers in her ass on skype and she came from it, that honestly was the hottest/perverted thing ever. I wish I would of ended up with her.

>>715318911
I sniffed my girlfriends hot sisters panties and came on one of her bras. Her tits were ridiculous. I remember seeing her wear that bra I came on during dinner, I was legit rock hard for an hour

Fisted her. Tied her spread eagle to a bed and group used her. Had her call me daddy while she said she fantasised about hers in place of me. She was into it all

pull down her top to show her boobs to all my friends at a party, multiple times. she eventually spent the last hour topless, we were 15.

Fingered a drunk girl who was passed out

>>715323369
>I pee in other people's bathroom sinks
Why?

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I'll greentext mine, its easier that way

>be me, on volunteer mission on an island
>pretty normal for people to get drunk on the beaches, get high
>go one night with some friends and supervisors, bring some local drinks,cocaine, and some weed
>everyone sits in a circle under the stars passing around caña and joints
>notbad.jpg
>start burning through drinks, everyone is kinda fucked at this point
>talking to one of my friends(lets call her Mary), both of us had a thing for each other, but we never tried anything at this point
>anyways, its going pretty well
>decide to lean in for a kiss, why not
>moment of eye contact, then we both start making out
>friends are either too stoned/drunk to care
>I decide thats good enough, slip my hand down her pants
>lying on top of her at this point, fingering her in front my friends
>start pulling her shirt off
>she puts her hand down my pants
>letsdothis.jpg
>start fucking right there on the beach
>hear my friends talking but too drunk to care
>finish, lie down next to her
>we're kissing, shes asking for more
>check my dick, just a floppy
>good enough, go for round 2
>round 2 turns into round 3
>finally finish, check phone before passing out, its 8 am
>lmao
>wake up 7 hours later, blazing sun
>sunburneddick.jpg
>worth I guess
>friends saw my dick tho
>mfw

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so I was at my friend's house 1/3

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>>715324410
I took this creepshot of her perfect legs to jerk off to later 2/3

I pissed on my girlfriend in the street in front of people because she wouldn't leave me alone

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>>715324478
she went to get some groceries, couldnt contain myself and then I did this

>>715318911
stalked this one girl i loved online and made some porny edits of her by taking photos of my dick and editing it into her mouth etc and even made one that moved at one point but honestly it looked pretty bad. i still fapped hard though

>>715318911
Pissed on my ex and into her mouth.

I think about girls while in the bathtub without gaining their permission to do so.

>>715321326
Lucky.

Long train ride, random hot chick in a dress sitting across from me. Hit it off because of pokemon. We banged for a large portion of the ride.
Not a private car or room at all.

Banged a teacher in a storeroom during a different class. While a class was in session. Even had a girl (who i happened to be fucking as well, i miss highschool) walk in, take a look, give a thumbs up, and leave.

There was also the time i convinced a girl to go into a starbucks naked and order a cup of whip cream for her tits.


though this begs the question, what is perveted? Sexuality, and hyper sexuality, are normal to me, and quite natural. If i was to pervert myself, go against my natural self or to behave in something considered deviant (again, for myself), then it would be the time i cheated on my GF with like 7 dfferent girls over the course of our shitty 3 month relationship.

>big party in town, pretty much everyone was drinking
>stumble upon a friends mom and my best friends older sister
>they take me with them to the toilet to piss
>watched their shaved pussys piss while making awkward conversation with them
>bot done pissing, turn to me and ask if I have to piss
>nope
>friends mother gets kinky and asks if I would like to do something else instead, was diamonds
>ended up fucking them both with no condom in a public bathroom

>>715318911
Extremely rough sex with this 7/10 qt while her 3 younger siblings were in the room right next to hers
They heard every last bit of what we did
The oldest (10) even walked in to check on us and I think the image of his sister getting hardcore dicked down from the back will forever remain in his memory

>>715325059
lmao, I have a similar story

>be chilling at a party with my gf and some of our friends
>gf's best friend asks me if I can go with her to the bathroom
>too drunk to respond, follow her in
>stand in front of her in the stall while she takes a piss
>talking about how weird my gf would find this if she found out
>she finishes, stands up, we both start making out
>end up fucking her in the stall without a condom

>>715323369
thanks, thought i'm the only one.

>>715324216
it is just favorable for a few reasons:
- water saving
- less sprinkles
- faster because like pissoir
- fun thing to do when drunk at a party with friends

Off topic but in like 2004 i busted a nut in the it room in school and some dick head Chad the year above me wiped the seat clean with his uniform. Haha

When I was in high school I followed my crush into the girls bathroom and once she opened the stall I walked in with her and grabbed her breast. She smacked be, but then she gave me awkward silence for 5 seconds and then started making out with me... Lost my virginity that day in the same stall. She was amazing. Wish I could go back, I'd tell myself to savor it and make it last longer.

I used to masturbate in a library while on the computer by rubbing my dick through my pants with my left hand. Never got caught, did this daily, sometimes two or three times. Useful skill. Now i do it at work.

Actually just finished up.

Met a girl at the bar and took her home. She was flirting and cock teasing the whole way. When it got down to it, she said she couldnt because she was on her period. After taking her pants off, sure enough there was a tampon in there.

I pulled it out with my teeth fucked that bar-goyle dry.

>>715325635
>Chad

ok Trevor

>>715325853
straight sadness, gf and I live in different countries, and last we saw each other was November 15th...she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period that day, and I have to wait until Dec. 26th :(

>be me
>bout to fuck a real beauty of a gal
>she doesn't give two fucks for foreplay
>making out and I yank her shorts and panties off
>stop and stare at her
>"C'monnn anon"
>"If you want it you're gonna have to beg for it"
>mfw she actually did
>hard as diamonds
>beat that pussy like it was Rodney King and I was the cops
>shove dick in her cute little mouth
>facefuck the shit outta her and bust the biggest load in the back of her throat

Gotta love life sometimes /b/ros

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>>715325843
you just leave your cum in your pants?

>>715318911
Jerked it with friends underage sisters panties

>>715324804
>There was also the time i convinced a girl to go into a starbucks naked and order a cup of whip cream for her tits.
Gonna need some more info on this one.

fucked a girl in her living room while her dad had the door open in view of the room. he was on his laptop or something. I came on her ass and let her wipe it off.

In my defense, she was shaking it around thinking I would puss out.

>be me
>hanging with a guy from work
>literally the first time chillin together
>stop at his dads house so he can bum some money
>dad is super cool military vet
>hot wifu
Cutie 3.14
>dad gives him like $20
>dad also gives him some kind of artillery shell from Nam or something
>he tosses the shell in the back and we go buy a dirty 30
>start driving around this small ass town
>ask him if he knows any easy chicks
>doesnt even have to think about it
>we head to this tailor park
>knock on the door
>3/10 troll holding a newborn baby answers
>new bro asks her if she wants to go for a ride
>without hesitation this beast hands her mom the baby and says she'll be back in an hour
What in the actual fuck
>bro drives
>i get in the backseat
>so does quazy
>just starts sucking macock vigorously
>after i bust bro wants to switch
>i drive around slightly sickened about where my wiener had been
>i can barely hear their convo over the radio
>"i dont want head, i wanna fuck"
>"but, bro... I just had a baby"
>"let me get the ass then"
>.......
>ok
> IDinhearnuffin.jpg
>after a few seconds of silence the grimlin starts whaling
>i turn up the radio
>none of my bidness
>all the sudden she starts freaking out
>wtf
>YOUUUU GOT ME
>YOOOUUUU FUCKIN GOT ME
>shes completely losing her shit
>i pulled over
>Ewak scampers out of the car and starts power walking away from the car
>i can still hear her yelling
>YOUUUU GOT ME
>i turn around completely confused
>bro is holding the fucking artillery shell laughing hysterically

>>715327464
also got her to regularly rub my cum all over her ass and tits and then steal her panties before her parents picked her up, She smelled like a whore every night when they would pick her up.

>>715327488
Not a bad story /b/ro
7/10

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made her eat my ass and suck my dick from behind

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>>715327488
b/ has been good today.

>>715322912

Make her how? Details

>>715327328
>i had a sub slave and she went into a starbucks naked, in the middle of January, to order explicitly: 'a cup of whip cream for her tits'
>MFW thats all the information there really is
>MFW i have no face

>>715321091
you nasty piece of fuck, thats horrible

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>>715318911
Forced her to have a late term abortion with blackmail.

>>715327995
Huh. Well that's kind of a let down. Still cool though. Did they give her the whipped cream?

>>715325614
yeah, guys, I am doing it at home, gotta keep doing it everywhere hehe

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>>715324804

Wow. You're cool

>>715327760
Is the actual story only 7/10 or just the way i wrote it

>>715328360
7/10 overall for writing and story

>>715325106

That's something perverted you did to a small child then for not at least locking the door.

>>715328319
No i'm just a shitty person with a pretty face and an overactive sex drive.

>>715328252
Yeah it's not much of a story, and yes they did, didn't give her a cup though, cuse that would be a waste.

Convinced her that I had a small cock and how big black men were. Watched load of black porn with her. Eventually got her to take a black lover. Still together and every week she'll take black

>>715324077
>>715323914
CUCK

>>715328478
It was locked
The little fucker grabbed the key on top of the doorframe
No idea how he reached it either
The perversion to this is everyone in her house heard this shit
Her parents never looked at me the same way
And unfortunately the little brother was collateral

didnt did smthng really nasty. finger in as of my ex gf, cum on face, sometimes masturbating through pants in train, sitting in the next of gals, wearing condom. sometime jacking of in bus, sometimes peeing into peoples beds on parties, nothing really nasty...

>>715318911

Went ass to mouth with 16/17 yo gf in high school, could tell she wasn't really thinking about it

Jacked off on an redeye flight once while rubbing the ass of some 20-something hot chick in tight dress pants sitting next to me

You decide

>>715329107

/Sleeping/ next to me (ie, she was not conscious). Critical detail

>>715318911
I'll try to make a long story short:
>camping with gf and another couple in FL
>we have a big tent, they have none, so we share
>last night out there, drinking all our beer
>gf gets tired, goes to tent, passes out
>couple goes to tent, I stay up to finish the last couple beers
>hear giggles
>peek in tent
>they are fucking, going at it
>right next to my passed out gf
>still dressed, her skirt is hiked up, tits are out
>he's topless, shorts pulled down
>fuck for 10 minutes while I watch
>he cums and rolls over, she looks passed out
>waiting till they both are out to go in
>I'm diamonds
>go in after 5 minutes
>no room by my gf, they are in the middle
>lay next to the girl
>still diamonds, smells like sex in there
>super turned on by it
>roll toward her
>she doesn't move
>hand on her leg
>doesn't move
>up her thigh
>still no movement
>one tit is still out, lick it
>shift down too look at pussy
>reeks of sex, like strong pussy and bleach
>lips are open, shining wetness
>never thought about it before, but more than anything I want to eat her
>go for it... start licking around clit, then her lips
>super wet, tastes mostly just like strong pussy
>whack off a bit while eating her
>get really into it, start sucking at her hole
>goo comes out, but still tastes mostly like pussy, just a bit different and thicker
>it's his load, but it almost makes me cum
>fuck it, gonna unload in her. he did, must be safe.
>shift up, stick it in
>very wet, but no longer gooey
>last about a minute, bury deep, and cum
>roll over and sleep
>overhear them the next morning
>"anon, did you cum in me last night? I'm dripping all over my panties"
>"shit, I don't know, I think so":
>"wtf, you know I'm not on the pill"
>mfw she gets pregnant
>mfw they end up married because of the kid
>mfw it's likely mine.

>>715329361
You're a fag. It's cool tho, cuz you're lying fag.

Let my boyfriend's cum leak out of my ass into her pussy.

>>715329907

This girl was great by the way. She'd tease my asshole with her nipples (which is something I hadn't really considered before) and we'd both suckle them after, enjoying the flavor.

>>715327979
I didn't "make" her.
I just said, " finger yourself"... then I started jacking off right beside her.
That was a best friend moment right there.

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To my current gf, I titty fucked her and came all over her face. Then continuously smacked my dick on her face, covering it in my cum then made her suck it all off. It was spectacular. Pic related.

>>715318911
my friend came over one day to hang out. i told him i had to masturbate so i told him to go in the bathroom for a while, but he said no and suggested he stay in my closet. i told him to make sure he has headphones on. and i fapped for a half hour while he was listening to music in my closet

>>715330508
>while he was listening to music in my closet
listening to you fap, the faggot.

Seen that American Pie movie where the guy cums on the girl's stuffed animal?

Yeah...

>>715321705
nice work actually

>>715325059
australia?

I've stole a girl's bra.
She found out and didn't even care.

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This is the best forum with girls! Hot ass, big tits!
> http://tnij.koryto.eu/ZAf <

I realize /b/ has a younger demographic with inexperienced peeps...

I've had a lot of interesting exploits
3 some
Got my dick sucked and fucked in a hallway in front of her place. When we were done her by ansered the door pissed. (Didn't know she had by and both drunk) (she is in med school now so gratz)

I've cum and fucked every hole. Came on faces, tits, ass.

Fucked a black girl in a tent at a rave. Then again in her best friends car.

I've groped and felt up a few girls when I was younger. Some not con sensually. This I am forever ashamed of and I haven't done since.

Ummm.....

I've banged a girl and after told her it meant nothing
I've cheated. I've been cheated on.

Ask questions if you like....

>>715321138
I always read ppl claiming they fingered girls while they were sleeping, but I wonder how the fuck is that possible, If someone jacked my cock while sleeping I would immediatly wake up

I made a girl fuck me in exchange for nudes of another girl this was my wife's best friend I told my wife she was trying to fuck me n boom I got the birch kept the wife and showed the hoe the door

>>715330464
My girl doesn't like cum on her face and she only tolerates it. So I don't really ask for that anymore. D:

>>715321705
does she know who are you?

>>715318911
took panties from a woman's locker room, jerked off in them

>>715318911
I had a drunk threesome with my fg and her sister. Keep then drinking until they were completely hammered and took full advantage of both, make them kissing, lick and so and fuck with dildos each other. I have never seen anybody so ashamed next day lol. Good wild times.

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>>715323914
>>715324077
>>715324804
>>715325853
>>715327488
>>715329107
>>715329361

These are the only decent stories here, everyone else sounds like a millennial who thinks fingering a chick while she is asleep or not is the pinnacle

Fuck you guys, I got this

>Be fucking girl I met in college
>Into some bdsm, degrading shit, anal, mouth fucking, whatever
>Think to myself, awesome, I tie her up, gag her, fuck her, degrade her
>Think it won't get better than this
I was wrong
>Asks me one day if we've done enough to indulge a fantasy
>Sure why not
>The bitch lays it on me, and some girls have asked me to choke, violently spank, whip, flog, rape. All of it
>I have a fantasy to be locked naked in a closet while you violently neat the doors and call me whatever you want, you can even just leave me there until you want me

I thought to myself "what.. the... Fuck..."

>Decide why the fuck not, this will be a great story and I'm kinky and fucked up enough to try
>Lock her in her closet naked
>Put anal beads in her ass, tell her she's a bad, nasty scum of a skank and needs to be locked away so normal people can't see her slutty shame

Needless to say it went on with anything I could think of for about 30 minutes, I also beat the fuck out of those closet doors. Afterwards she was so wet she was dripping and I have never in my life had a more satisfying sex session than that. It was hard. She was screaming in pleasure. Cummimg over and over, even dumped my load in her ass and made her keep it in there until dried, she loved it

To bad she was fucking nuts or I would of married her

>>715332035
pussy

>>715333224
have a pic of her?

>>715333143
Greentext?

I have you all beat. Was fucking my sister in the ass and felt her clinch up, she was cutting herself so i fucked her harder and came for like 25sec

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i touched her bum

>>715327840
moar pics

>>715333548
I've been with a few chicks that like bdsm and I have seen this problem

Most have a very hard time being able to split the bedroom fun with normal everyday fun. Not all but all that I've come encountered with want to be dominated 90% of the time, and for any Dom here they will mostly (not all obviously) say that's exhausting.

My experience it is, I love being a Dom during most sex sessions, but I like the normal, making love or just hard fucking. Shit does get goddamn exhausting if done everyday. Plus I prefer to keep it in the bedroom, I enjoy treating my chick like a lady/normal person outside of it .

>>715333481
I wish man, shit went down in 2011 and my phone's SD card got corrupted a long time ago, didn't back up to a USB, email or CD like an idiot

>>715329760
he likes the pussy, are bi people fags? maybe? alpha af tho, if he's getting women pregnant and other guys are taking care of them.

>>715330508
after fucking my girlfriend, I took my condom off while she went to wash herself, she walks in the room and I pull off one of the best throws ive done in my life, it hits her straight in the face and kind of explodes, after having a go at me she picks up the condom off the floor and says, "this tear in the condom was here before you threw it right"... now shes three weeks late on her period

>>715334846
not gonna lie man, I don't care how turned on I am, I couldn't eat a bitch out that legitimately just got fucked 20 minutes earlier. Or that day or that matter

Fucking ew

>>715335005
yeah, most guys probably wouldn't. but that's why his friend's kid is probably his. makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint.

I was in bed with my ex-gfs twin sister years ago, and I had half my had up her, and she grabbed a broom, and said do it to me with the handle. So I did....

i maked sex with her vagyna. feels you like a man

Walked up to her and stuck my tiny 3 incher in her face and gave it a good rub

I think alot of these people commenting are neck beards who have never been with a human woman

>>715331939
Been there with the non consensual part. To this day, my biggest regret in my life.

>>715318911

Nothing out of this world really.

>Completely destroyed a girls mouth after she had told me that she would give me the best head ever etc. She started crying cause I just went in vicious af and she couldn't handle it.

>Friends with a girl who was abused by her stepdad. Only Skype cause she lives so far away. Best I've got her to do is fuck her arse with a wine bottle.

>Fucked a solid 9.5 outa 10 with zero sexual boundaries, she was just happy to get fucked and didn't mind what I did. So did the usual, get called daddy, throatfuck, no lube anal. She loved it, don't speak anymore though which is a shame.

>Pissed on an ex gf, cum on her face and in eyes even though she hated it.

>Fisted my first gf, I just have small hands though I think.

Can't think of anymore right now

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>>715335392
What the fuck did i just read?

asked my gf to stick a beer bottle up her pussy for me on cam

also asked a random chick to stick a beer bottle up her ass, also on cam

good times

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>>715325614
>fun thing to do when drunk at a party with friends

Have 2 stories which could be fun

1.
>on holiday with my now wife in japan, we were bored and decided to check out a random store. Turns out it be a sex shop, so what the hell buy a remote controlled bullet vibe, a normal vibe and some rope.
>Fast forward a few days, we had had a few drinks in our apartment and decide to go out for dinner, make out a little beforehand and I suggest perhaps having some fun while getting dinner. So I bend her over, get the remote controlled vibe, put it in her pussy, made sure it worked and then told her to put on her pants and we go out for dinner.
>Decided to get some ramen, ordered our food and waited for it to arrive. By now had been randomly switching it on and off.
>Food arrives and when she tries to eat a mouthfull switch vibe on high, her eyes bulge open and she stifles a noise as she eats.
>Continues for rest of meal
>As we walk home she is using me for support, starting to find it hard to walk.
>Get back to apartment, she rips off her clothes, pulls out the vibe and rides me hard.
>Both enjoy hot bath together afterwards with a beer each.

>>715318911
I fucked my wife in the vagina

>>715337544
2.

>Still on holiday in Japan, staying in different apartment now.
>Middle of the day and we both get a bit frisky
>Use the rope to tie her to the bed doggy style.
>Tease her with the vibe until she is nice and wet.
>Start fucking her for a bit, pull out and then get her to blow me. She makes a slightly unhappy noise but goes at it (side note, aside from the obvious not being fucked part she isn't a big fan of tasting herself).
>Swap between pussy and mouth a few times before getting the remote vibe and some lube.
>put the vibe in her pussy and then start to fuck her ass.
>She cums like a banshee.
>Pull out, put the remote to the vibe just out of reach of her hand.
>Tell her I'll be back and go to the bathroom.
>Hear her call out a few times, each time with more worry and frustration to her voice. Clean myself up a little for round 2.
>Come back to the bed, shes looking flustered, horny and a little upset.
>Saw she had tried to reach the remote to turn it off but couldn't quite get to it.
>Untied her and fucked her again.
>Enjoyed bath and beer with each other.

In high school, I forced a chick to jerk off my dog for a gram of coke.

A year after graduating, I paid a crackhead $300 to fuck his 10yr old daughter while he went out on a binge.

Six years ago, I roofied my younger cousin, and fucked her. Pretty sure her kid is mine, even though her xbf is the one paying child support.

>>715334453
>Chick
>Normal Person

Pick one

>>715338258
Nice

>>715324540
Wait a minute, i remember this from an old thread.

>I used to sell xanax
>one time I had a "threesome" with these 2 chicks that were fucked up off xanax and vodka

I think I mightve fucked about 10 different girls using xanax and vodka

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>In an argument with this girl
>she pushes me
>always been taught not to hit women but i'm drunk and angry
>she pushes me again
>spits on me
>that's it
>grab her nipples and tug extremely hard
>she is screaming but it slowly gets softer and more sexual
>I stop
>She is completely red faced
>Say sorry
>she says it's fine and gives me her number because i was really good at tugging nipples
>I stopped myself from fighting a girl by tugging her nipples and ever got a FWB from it
Honestly this is probably the best decision i ever made.

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I invited my best friend over and made her fuck him while I told them what to do. She was a weak little cuck.

>>715328319
Out of all the stupid shit that i usually never laugh at, I somehow laughed at that picture.. I'm not sure how to feel right now

>>715331948
You didn't yesterday, faggot.

>>715331948
Ive rubbed my gfs pussy while she was sleeping going she'd wake up and we could fuck. Either she just played along our she actually came in her sleep..

In hs I was at a party with a bunch of my teammates. Some hog was all over me so I figured is fuck her. Every hole is a goal, right? But we couldn't find a private place so we fucked behind a couch that was in a corner (so there was a bit of space behind it.

Anyway of course people noticed and a bunch of my teammates came over and started cheering/egging me on and calling her name's, being "wooo eeee fuck that piggy" and shit. She looked upset but this kind da turned me on. I eventually came inside her. I was scared for like 2 months that she'd be pregnant but luckily not.

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>>715324804
>banged because of pokemon

used to cum on my cousins toothbrush and let it set throughout the day then brush my teeth when she did hers and think about my cum in her mouth. horny teenager years

>>715338258
Any green txt? And if you're willing to go this far, you must have some other fucked up shit you've done. Share with your /b/ros anon!

>>715338992
Back in my high school football days, we called that kinda chick a Tilt-A-Whirl. Everyone got a ride, but they didn't wanna admit they enjoyed it.

>>715318911
I'm not sure how it happened really but I ended up in a fucked up relationship with a prostitue. She was valedictorian of my graduating class but was depressed because a family member raped her years ago, and a bonafide 10/10. I myself had just went through electroshock therapy so I didn't give a shit that she was selling herself. We took comfort in each other's suffering. I'd make jokes about killing myself and she'd just laugh. I wouldn't let her know it but I was enamored.

We'd pop xans and fuck and the last time before she left forever she let me throat fuck her. I came down her throat and she told me she "never wanted to swallow that much cum again."

She moved across the nation and is sober and has a boyfriend and all that but that singular, titular line has kept me going for years.

>>715323530
>not recording the skype video call

i hope you did this

When I was young, during summer at night, we were playing throwing water on each other (we were a mixed group of about 18 people). I kind of hated 4 of the girls, I was drunk and had to pee.
Be me, on one hand a bottle full of water, on the other hand an empty plastic glass.. my mind developed the perfect plan:
pee 1cm in the glass, fill it than with water, go to the girls, throw them the water-pee. They smell something weird, actually they say they smell pee, they ask to check the bottle, only water there, WIN

sucked on my cousins titties once cuz she let me... was so revolted by that act that i vomited all over her. Watched as she licked the vomit off her titties with her eyes rolled back and played with herself. Still can't look at her until this day. =(

>>715318911
Taken pictures and videos of my gf at my friend's request in order to obtain his gf's nudes in a trade

>>715321705

dont leave us hanging, anon!

It's 9 pm.

Got drunk at home with my ex (5/10) and her bf(6/10) Wasted we played card games and vidya if we concentrated hard enough to focus. Ex and her bf turn in for the night.

After a few minutes hears my name being called into the bedroom.

"Hey anon, get into bed. Something good might happen." By now I'm hard.

Feeling kinky I got out rope and bonded her to the bed, legs apart and hands above her head. Shoves dildo she had in her purse straight in her ass.

Began the fuck.

Her bf is watching me pounding his gf to Oblivion, jerking off and telling to go harder.

I get better with an audience. By now ex is screaming my name. Tells me to hit her hard.

K.

Starts wailing her tits, face and began choking her out.

Feeling mad for some reason.

Began to yell at her to tell me about all the people she had fucked. She was reluctant until I started to name at least 5 I knew already.

I had lost count at 20 people, her bf is limp by this point and is just staring at us. I continued to fuck while she's crying. I told her to tell us when she cheated on her bf and to give us details.

She spewed the info and her bf left, she was concerned and asked if he was alright. Slapping her I told her not to worry. I made her tell me about the time she cheated on me.

Again she told me.

Looks at time and it's 5 am. I have work in an hour. I'm still drunk, can't nut. Slap her hard on the face and said she isn't good enough to even nut for. And left her tied up as I got ready for work.

(IDK how to greentext mates)

>>715321705
is that her in the picture?

>>715326111
lol dude i always time my visits so i'm not around for her period but i am around for her ovulation

>>715321218
You fucking digusting person.

>>715338477
yep, you might, I posted this a couple of times

>>715318911

>be me
>17 end of high school
>this girl is into me
>prom night coming up
>im pretty ok looking but still a loner
>have no1 to go with
>she almost begs me to come with her
>she even has a suit for me
>decide to go with her
>actually have a great time
>end of night we go out after the prom
>get drunk and she kisses me
>shes a really good kisses and seems into it
>we go home to my parents house, they are on holiday
>we have house to ourselfs
>go to my room, she takes my shirt off
>take shower
>go to bed early
>got to work in the morning

>>715321218
Repulsive

>>715340540
underrated post

>>715340645
>posted 2 mins ago

how the fuck can it be underrated?

>>715340173

Samefag here.

Same girl but different time.

Girl was in the filmmaking club in our high school and she was getting a costume so she can act. Hanging with girl's friend (a perfect 10/10 bombshell ) talking about stupid shit. Bombshell had to go and we said our goodbyes.

Girl was taking a long time getting dressed so I turned to see her waving at me to come over.

K.

I went over and she yanked me into the stall and starts blowing me like a fat kid licking a Popsicle in the summer heat.

Nut in minutes.

Girl rubs my jizz all over her face and starts riding me.

Nut in seconds.

She teasing me for being a early cummer.

Pinned her against the wall and started fingering her, while biting her neck.

After a few minutes we finished and got out of the stall and her friend was just outside clapping her hands telling us we did a good job in there.

>>715341010
It's a joke bro.

>>715341010

yeah, can you chill?! bro

>>715341140
I have more.

Same girl this year.

We had recently broken up because she had meet someone in Texas while I was in Louisiana getting shit together for our marriage.

Started drinking at work, lucky for me I'm the only one at work until my shift ends.

Starts smoking weed to make work a little more fun.

Taking the night shift and it's pitch black outside. Gets text from ex telling me she going to introduce her bf.

K.

Really high and drunk I waited, flapping to gently week pictures on my computer and smiling because I get paid for this.

Hears car in parking lot.

Close computer and greet them. We hung for a few hours playing board games and uno. Dominated at uno.

Takes a smoke break as the two started kissing. Feeling bad man.

The bf walks up behind me and ask if I wanted too double team her.

K.

It's been at least 3 months since I fucked, so why not.

Carry ex, because she's fat and her bf couldn't carry her throw her on the bed and started eating her out. First time ever doing a threesome didn't know how to proceed. Tell bf that he can have first go.

I started making out with ex while playing with her tits and the bf started to finger her. She's moaning like crazy. I'm rock fucking hard.

Shoves my dick in her throat making her gag. The bf fumbled with his dick, but he was limp. Not breaking stride he pulled me between her legs and said get at it soldier.

Aye aye captain.

Starts fucking. Cunt is tight, starts fucking pretty hard built up a sweat. Her bf nuts down her throat and she's yelling for more. Tell him he can start fucking her too.

Shoves my dick down her throat again, like a fucking vacuum. Almost nut, but the bf swore. He couldn't get hard.

Tell me to fuck her.

Yes sir.

Continued my good deed until I nutted all over her back. Tell me she mine to fuck for the night and left to smoke. Continued to fuck until my shift ended.

>>715340645
>Samefagging this hard

Fucked a married woman with a pre-school teaching job in her early 40's while her cuck hubby jerked off in the corner.

Found a couple of videos of her fucking other men on a porn site & shared her around showing off what I'd had. She had to move back to her parents across an ocean because the school found out & she got fired / neighbors wouldn't talk to her or the cuck anymore.

>>715341602
Not the same person, but you're asking that anon to chill while at the same time using the exclamation point. Opposite of chill.

>>715318911
>Be taking my girl downtown
>Had sushi, walking through the nightlife district
>Notice clubs are opening up and restaurants are closing up, one restaurant has a terrace in front of it with tables left standing outside
>Push her onto table, grab her hips and raise up her skirt (I had her wearing some PVC heels with nylons, skirt no panties obvs, cute mesh top)
>She knows what's up, gets mischievous look and props against me
>Fuck her on the restaurant table off the side of the street that had the nightlife coming through
>Switch to missionary at some point, kiss her and then stop, I want to leave her hanging for now
>Take her along, head a little closer to home, then think of a way to top it.
>Stop by an apartment building, pull her onto the steps in front of the doors and put her on her knees
>Grab her hair and fuck her throat
>Start cumming, pull out and make sure to get it mostly on her face
>Makeup running with cum now, dripping over her mesh top
>Get moving, make her follow me
>Have her walking "by herself" with cum on her face and chest dressed like a whore, her eyes are dreamy with lust from it
>Have her tail me home like that through a main street late at night

>>715342345

K from Texas.

The site without female parents /4196528

Tied up and blindfolded her. Woke up her little step brother and let him play with her tits

>>715331948
You just do it slowly, bro.

I fucked my gf's asshole in her sleep once after she took some sleeping pills. She didn't notice. But she freaked out after I told her and told all her friends. I made up some story about how I just made it up though. I fucking hate that she told people.

>>715341986
One more.

Different girl. Waaay earlier in my school life.

Recently broke up with my ex, had a huge crush on her, heart broken blah blah blah.

Feeling bad she hooks me up with her 8/10 cousin who was in the same class as us. A few weeks had gone by, just simple kissing and flirting.

Then we had to work in a group of four. Paired up with my gf, ex and ex's friend. My gf started to snake her hand into my pants.

Oh lord.

Never had any sexual encounter before or even watched porn at the time. Didn't know what was going on. She leans in licking my ear.

"I wanna see you cum infront of your ex, anon." She had full grasp of my already erect cock. With her free hand she moved my hand down her pants.

"Your not the only one that's going to have fun."

Oh dear.

I started to awkwardly finger her as she jerked me. Ex has no Idea what was going on, neither did her friend. My face is red, obviously so.

"Anon? Are you alright?" My ex asked and her friend is staring at me for an answer. My gf giggled and made me cum when I was about to answer.

My head slammed against the desk as I experienced my first orgasm. Panting I looked and my gf, she stared back popping her jizz covered fingers in her mouth like candy.

After that , every now and then she'd pull me to the side so she can have her way with me. But most often she'd make me cum infront of my ex and laugh.

>>715321912
what did she do

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I am obsessed with exposing my SJW gf online to trump supporters and neonazis.

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>>715329361
Thats not perverted, thats just plain fuckin rape you degenerate piece of shit

>>715318911

I've gone down on two chicks, both on their periods, both one night stands. Loooking back, I find that disgusting, but I was drunk and trying to impress.

I have also tried to hide a few girls panties under my mattress or pillow because we had a bison head on the wall of our frat house where we would hang the panties of girls we'd fucked on the horns, kinda like a war trophy. Unfortunately, the chicks would find their underwear in the morning every time.

I feel like they probably thought I was some kinda creep for trying to nab their underwear... it's a shame I never succeeded. I really wanted to leave a legacy.

My wife has done some things on her own account. I might greentext if asked

>>715343638
sure go ahead

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>>715324540

>>715343723
>There was a time when wife was working away from home. At the end of the weekends I used to drive her to her rented room then drive back to our flat.
>Driving wife to her room from weekend at parents
>no sex all weekend - both of us are itching for it
>on these occasions we'd fuck in the car in quiet area round the corner from the house she rooms in
>stop, park up, start kissing
>I fold both driver and passenger seats forward to give room
>she removes jeans and underwear
>I'm on back seat, straddling transmission tunnel
>she's kneeling facing me with seats folded up behind her
>I open her shirt (she was braless) fondle and kiss her
>I'm fingering her and rubbing clit; she's breathing heavy and very wet; I'm diamonds
>she unzips my jeans, moves back to give herself some room
>stops suddenly, little gasp, eyes go wide
car is manual with tallish gearlever - she accidentally sat back onto cold gear knob
>look of shock gives way to wicked grin
>starts gyrating hips; hips start to inch lower
>she starts rocking her hips, rising and falling a little, smiling eyes locked onto mine - gearlever starts to slowly vanish from view
>I watch, fascinated, as she gently works the gearlever into herself, biting her lip and softly moaning - best floorshow ever
>eventually she's virtually sitting on her haunches, gearlever fully home, hips slowly and gently moving
>smiles at me wickedly, softly breathes "mmmm, well this will do for me, now for you" and begins to stroke my rock-hard dick
>After a show like that I come in seconds, and she then proceeds to steadily and methodically fuck herself to two orgasms on my gear lever.
>when she's finished and has her breath back she slowly rises and disengages from my car
>She kisses me and with a grin says "I've always liked this car"
>she puts on her jeans, pockets her underwear, picks up her overnight bags
>leans in through window, smiles and says "Careful you don't lose your grip when you change gear" then skips off to her rooms

>>715344360
Sounded like fun, I thought you were going to continue with more

>>715342785
Just remembered one.

Same girl.

After my first handjob. I was really shy and couldn't look at my ex in the eye. My gf was getting off on that.

One day the class had been ahead of the other classes and be had a break the whole class period. My gf pulled me outside and into a boiler room. It was empty. She made me sit on a chair, she started to kiss my neck and sat on my lap. Little did I know I was being tied up.

Too late to get up and if I tried she'd push me back down with little effort. She started to strip, she had rope over her chest and her thighs, no underwear in sight.

She then started to remove my pants completely. I'm already hard, she giggles telling me how cute I am.

She start teasing me by blow hot air on my member and lightly touch it. She looked up to me with my cock pressed up her cheek.

"What do you want me to do?"

I didn't know how to answer, I don't know.

She smiles and sits on my lap facing me, with my cock between her ass. She moved my head toward her tits and told me to suck. Which I did.

Moaning she moves up and down slowly. Letting her ass do work.

She breathes out and gets up. She started to play with herself over me making sure I had a good view.

Then she slowly guided my cock to her vagina, she stopped only half of my tip was inside of her.

I was panting, she stared at me drooling and started to ride half of my tip. She moved my head to her stomach and told me to start licking.

I did as I was told.

I don't know how long it was but I was about ready to burst. Hearing me moan and she got up and started to blow me. I came in her mouth.

She opened wide too show me and made out with me. Drinking my own cum.

She untied me and gave me a peck on the cheek and went back to class.

I fingered a girl in an apartment pool...

>>715344793
Nah, we were both spent that night and I had to get back home.

She did initiate anal with me, and sleep with a co-worker

>>715330039
ewww

>>715342879
she looks like a filthy kike. Don't stick your dick in jew.

>be 18
>gf is a good catholic girl.no sex yet
>pushing her but no go
>friend and his gf are always fucking like rabbits
>he says she's insatiable. really active in bed
>tells me I should show my gf what sex is like by watching them
>arrange to double date and then back to his place
>him and his gf disappear
>I wait about 10 minutes and then bring my gf over to the bedroom and open the door
>friend is fucking his gf. she's moaning, saying "harder, harder" and wrapping her legs around his waist
>my gf looks horrified and starts to leave
>I grab her by the back of the head and force her to watch
>she's tearing up watching the wild sex scene in front of her
>they finish so I let her go
>she leaves
>doesn't answer my calls or return texts

I inserted my penis into a woman's vagina and moved it vigorously with the intent to induce pregnancy.

I did all this with the lights off, at night and under blankets.

Talked dirty with my wife, about our daughter.

>>715345959
What did you say?

>>715345654
Bet it was missionary, too. You sick fuck.

>>715346011
She actually started it. We were drunk and fucking and I was pounding her cunt and she asked me if I'd done anything with our daughter, yet.

>>715340173
you add ">" to the beginning of a line like so:
>it's fucking easy

>>715346161
Damn nice. Maybe one day you can do both your wife and daughter at the same time?

>>715346220
>you add ">" to the beginning of a line like so:
>>it's fucking easy

Oh
>fuck

>>715346261
Maybe. I'm pretty sure she's fucked her sister but she won't tell me about it.

>>715321138
did this to almost all of her sisters when I would sleep over. seeing how "conservative" they were during the day and how much they want it at night made me diamonds.

> Licked her ass
> Fucked her in the ass on a drunken night, although she previosuly said she would never allow that. She didn't object however.
> Came on her face although she doesn't like it.
> Took pics and vids of us fucking and sucking and promised I'd delete them. I didn't.

>>715346376
What does your daughter look like? Are you willing to fuck your daughter's pussy?

>>715346472
She looks like a mini version of her mom. I'd fuck every hole she has.

>>715346764
Wish I could see her, but go for it! Just get a few drinks in and have you and your wife seduce her together.

>>715346889

Fantasies, fantasies....

I convinced 3 ex gfs to fuck dogs

>>715347142

Tell us how, oh wise one...

>>715346889
Yeah it's one thing to get we talking dirty during a drink fueled sloppy fuck and a whole other thing when they're given the actual possibility.

>>715347217
There wasn't much to it really, a big part of convincing them was the fact that they really did love me so it was easy when talking to them about it to make it out to be something I really wanted (which I did), took it slow, showed the pics and made them read stories of peoples experiences and then eventually videos.
All worked out great in the end, well, in that I got to see them all fucked by a dog. First girl left me because she didn't enjoy it and I really wanted her to try it again. 2nd and 3rd fucking loved it and went on to do more.

>>715347397

Tried this stretagy with any who flat out refused?

>>715347487
Nope, all 3 of my last gfs who I've done this with have all tried it and bar the first girl all did much more and enjoyed it.

Fisted my ex gf behind her job at Whataburger.

>>715347487
The one girl I tried it with just happened
>be us
>fucking on the floor
>feel something wet and cold poke me in the asshole
>jump off
>look back
>her doggo wants to join in
>look at her
>she started to get up
>push her back down say "lets see what happens"
>dog starts licking her pussy
>her eyes roll back in her head
>loving every lick
>dog moves up
>slams his red rocket right in her cunt
>fucks away
>stick my dick in her mouth
>she starts cumming
>dog startes cumming
>can't hold back I start cunming
>she can't swallow fast enough pulls back and I'm jizzing all over her face
>doggo pulls back cum dripping everywhere goes over in the corner and licks his dick
>I look at her covered in doggo and human cum and worn the fuck out
>"well that just happened"

>>715348103
>>doggo pulls back

Fake, dogs stay knotted after cumming. No way he could or would have pulled out without seriously damaging your gf.

>>715343025
Rape IS perverted, you retarded cockgargaling pigfucker.

>>715331948
I messed with my junkie ex all the time while she was passed out on pills. Pinched her nipples, twisted them hard. Fingered her asshole, then her pussy, trying to get her infected. Didn't work. Nothing better than a late night passed out hate fuck.

>>715346764
Alabama or Tennessee?

When my wife got trashed drunk and passed out in our bed naked I let my friends and a creepy old neighbor see her and fondle her

>>715348184
Not all dogs knot inside every time. And her cunt was blown out.

>>715324804
Why would you lie like this on an anon-isis-mouse board?

I stole my friends gfs panties last week.
Been jerking with them every day

>>715348332
She never found out? No one tried to jerk off or anything?

Fingered my wife while she was passed out

Role played mom-son with my wife

Had my wife fuck my ass with a dildo

Fingered my wife discretely when sharing hotel rooms with people. Then she got really horny and we fucked discretely under the covers

>>715318911
does it count if you do it probably at least once a month and more if things work out?
>my degenerate fetish is picking up street whores and nutting as deep as i possibly can in them in the hopes they end up pregnant.

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I once knewa chick who liked putting this stuff on her clit while she played with herself. Holy fuck, that was a sight to behold. Tried fucking her once with a few drops of that, and couldn't take it. Nope, no way.

>>715348632
She didn't find out. My old neighbor started jerking in the corner for a few minutes before I noticed and stopped the whole scene. He was begging to cum on her ass

Was alone in my friends room and while going through her stuff found her vibrator. I blew a load on it and then put it back.

>>715324760
This is *literal*...uh...something.

Is rape perverted, really?

>>715327840
She looks like fun. Does she do anal?

licked her butthole deep

>>715349504
All girls do anal. Even moms and sisters.

>>715342879
If you share a pic of her cunt, I'll jerk off to it.

>>715318911
came on a cake that aunt took to work

>>715330464
Can we see the facial?

>>715327488

I mean, this is complete sack of bullshit

but it got me good

9/10

Guess you could call this a fetish, but hey, it's still perverted as fuck.

Had my ex lay down on her stomach while she was wearing only pink and white striped panties, I climbed on top and rubbed my cock against her soft juicy arse until I came buckets onto her lower back.

>Prefer this over sec or any other sexual activities any day.

Hooked up with my ex-gf and had her suck the soul out of my dick, quite literally as she was a swallower.

>>715342879
Just left a neonazi parade, and I'm headed to a Trump rally. Let's do this!

[email protected]

>>715349147
If she were drunk enough would you let them do more than just touch her?

>>715318911
> treated ex-wife like a complete whore when we dated and were married
>met her when she was dating my friend.
>We all get drunk, he passed out on the couch, her and I had been making eyes all night. So i took her to his bed and fucked her raw and busted a huge load deep inside her. We get dressed and I wake up my friend so I can have the couch and he wouldn't have any idea in the morning.
> another time we all hanging out at a country concert and for whatever reason we lose track of him and I text him I'll get her home safe.
> Instead, I get her plastered and drive to the nearest hotel and fuck her until the sun comes up.
>they break up, we date and eventually move in together.
>Would text her from the next room "I'm horny, come in here". Did this all the time, she always came
>I played WoW and raided until pretty late.
>One time I'm sitting out of a raid as we are rotating players inside the raid.
>I wake her up at 1am, fuck her, bust a huge load on her stomach and tits, then get up and go right back to my computer just in time for my turn in the raid :D
>She didn't want to do anal because it was too painful, so occasionally when we would drink I would intentionally get her plastered (and not drink too much myself) so I could fuck her ass and she wouldn't be able to resist
>Would also fuck her normal too if she got passed out drunk
>Would randomly wake her up in the middle of the night to fuck
>She had large stuffed animals that I thought were stupid, so I cut a hole in a rabbit and fucked its asshole everytime she would annoy me and wasn't in the house. That thing must've had half a gallon of dried lube and jizz in it by the time i threw it away.
>ended up getting divorced because she didn't want kids. Let her find out I wasn't interested in her anymore by her catching me balls deep in her best friend.

>>715349557
Tell that to my wife. *rimshot*

>>715321138
>>715331948
>>715342730
Ya you have to take baby steps. It doesn't always work. I did it on my ex a few times, idk if she was asleep though. Now my current girlfriend.. we both share the fetish. Man she is my dirty slut. She blows me almost everyday it's great.

>>715332018
The thrill of extramarital affairs is intoxicating, isn't it?

Don't listen to the faggots telling you you're a bad person or some shit. They just jealous you getting more than them.

A middle aged lady I was working with (I was 21 at the time) really wanted to hook me up with her daughter, her daughter was only 17 but 16 was legal where we lived so I was like fuck it here come the dangalang train. We hang out, eat some bullshit fast food, get back to my apartment and she starts sucking my dick. Cum in her mouth and drop her out at her house about half an hour later. 2 days later I needed a ride to the bus station to go visit family for the holidays and I asked her mom, holidays came and went and her mom picked me up at the station when I came back. On the way back home she asked me if I wanted to stop at a local public park for a walk. One thing leads to another and she kisses me by a pond at the park. This is a married woman who has a kid that sucked my dick barely a week before. Before I know it she has my dick out of my pants behind a tree sucking the life out of me. We make our way to a changing stall by the pond in the park and I fuck her brains out, both of us dripping sweat after, accidentally came on her pants. She had to walk past her husband with cum on her pants.

I continue seeing the daughter and mother, the mother knew I was fucking her daughter but didn't care or was into it idk. She'd suck my dick like she was trying to remove paint off the thing every time we met up though even though I was jamming it in every orifice on her daughter so maybe she liked it.

>>715350383
Yeah, maybe. The old guy keeps asking. I might let him jerk off on her next time. She can't stand him though, says he's a perv.

>>715318911
rape

>>715321326
ahaha, work on your spelling first

jk

>>715350837
Greentext? Jail time? Did you learn your lesson?

For two years I watched my 13-15 year old neighbor masturbate almost every night. She never closed her blinds and her window was on the ground floor. I used to stand right right outside her window and jerk off

>>715350458
>Wife had told me she wanted to hang out with her lame ass family on friday night.
>I was pissed because I wanted to have some fun after a long week.
>So I called up her friend, who was more than happy to hang out.
>Wife gets pissed that I want to hang out with her friend instead of her lame ass family.
>So now I'm pissed at wife.
>Her friend comes over after wife leaves, we order chinese food and I start making cocktails.
>We get drunk within 30 minutes, I make a move to kiss her, and its like we were teenagers that have been waiting our whole lives to hook up
>I take it to my man cave, we have incredible sex and I cum all over her belly and tits
>get dressed, go back to eating and having a great time
>realize that I hate my wife and I want out of my marriage
>we keep drinking, then go for round 2 on the back patio (where we've been hanging out the whole time)
>I realize its late and wife could come home anytime, but just don't give a fuck because I hate her.
>wife's friend deepthroats my cock then rides me while I'm sitting in a chair just enjoying the view
>about 10 minutes into our fucking I have my wife's friend bent over the table and I'm slamming her from behind with her skirt and shirt bunched at her waist
>Thats how my wife finds us.
>Friend leaves crying, wife and I start yelling, I kick her out (I own the house and she doesn't)
>MFW I fuck her friend daily or get bjs over the entire course of the divorce

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Fuck it, most of this shit is fake anyway, I can come up with a fun fucked up story.

>Be me around 25
>Single
>Friends with a couple
>The guy is a close friend, and the girl I've known since high school
>Get together with them one night just to hang out and chill at their place
>He and I drink some, play some party games, watch a movie
>His girl is about 7 months pregnant at this point, big tits and belly
>After drinking some and staying up a while, he ends up falling asleep
>His girl and I stay up chatting, talking about high school
>Slightly drunk, I admit I always thought she was really hot in school
>She gets kinda upset
>Suddenly worried I ruined the mood so I fake needing to go to the bathroom
>In the bathroom, take out my dick, try to piss anyway because why not
>Get ready to leave and she comes knocking
>Open the door, and she walks in and pushes up on me
>Start kissing
>She drops to her knees
>Takes out my dick and starts blowing me
>Awesome as fuck, but feel really guilty
>End up cumming in her mouth
>She purposely holds open her mouth to show me my load before swallowing it.
>MFW a pregnant woman swallowed my sperm

>>715350943
Don't wanna give details.
Basically crossed the line.
Girl didn't give a strong no.
No jail.
No lesson needed for me, got the guilt and feel like I cant speak to them.
Kinda confused about it though.
Not sure how she really feels or was affected.

After that I was in bed with a hot girl I knew for a while. Kept saying no to me and pushing me away and then I heard she tried to kill herself after I didn't fuck her, so... (boy did I want to, her perfume smelt fucking incredible)

I think its because I offended the second girl though. And for the first girl I think it was a cultural thing of her trying not to be rude.

Also, when I get sexually assaulted I tend to just do it to the next person, to make myself feel more normal again or something.

>>715338258
You seriously fucked a 10 year old? That definitely wins this thread as the most fucked up.

>>715352039
He said he paid a guy to fuck his own daughter, not that he did it.

>>715351086
You've stopped now?

>>715327995
You are a liar.

Policy expressedly forbids serving her.

Source: I am a Starbucks manager.
Extra Source: Simone Grey Sbux PR Liaison

Pissed in my wife's ass. It was fucking tough to pee while hard. Had to be hard to stick it in. I had to pee anyway so I convinced her, and then pushed as hard as I could. At the point I peed, I was half as hard but still inside. I can't believe she let me do that.

>>715352338
>>715352039
Oops, no, I read it wrong, my mistake, I retract my statement.

>>715352347
sadly i moved and i almost got caught

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I tied up with girl, made her wear a dog collar and then fucked her from behind. She's a naive girl from rural China who doesn't even know anything about sex

My gf was getting our baby dressed when I came up behind her and started kissing her neck. I don't know what came over me but I progressed to playing with her tits, rubbing them under her shirt, undoing her bra so I could get at her nipples. She had her eyes closed and was breathing heavy and we both ignored that our son was right there watching. I put my hand in her pants and she told me to stop, that was going too far, but she was so wet I couldn't help myself. We hadn't done anything since she'd given birth. I kinda lost control. I pulled her pants down, then mine, and fucked her from behind while our baby looked up at us, smiling. I rubbed her clit while she fucked her hips back at me and I came deep in her. I stood up and made her clean me with her mouth. She was blushing hard, and was so ashamed tears fell from her eyes while she was sucking me.

>>715350535
Just because you're not getting it... All girls do anal.

>>715318911
>be me in high school
>16 years old
>mostly friends with stoners and smokers and skaters
>my good friend had this really hot girlfriend
>super thick, not chubby but thick (fat round ass, flat stomach, huge tits)
>me and my friend would skate in the parking lot, doing kickflips and jumping over each other
>one day my friend decides to run to the local LCBO (liquor stores in ontario)
>obviously underage, hes gonna steal it
>tells me and his girl to wait by the Mcdonalds for him
>she asks to ride my skateboard
>I say yes
>she asks me to hold her so that she won't fall
>I hold her from behind while she stands on my skateboard
>ass is SO huge and very close to my crotch
>She wants me to pull her so the skatebaord can move
>I grab her by the waist and start walking to the side so that the skateboard can move
>Me getting so tempted and horny
>I dagger her huge phat white ass with my crotch
>she's wearing tights and im wearing grey sweatpants
>she doesnt notice (or care, idk)
>I start grinding on her while she's riding my skateboard
>She notices I'm hard and gets a bit agitated
>friend comes back with stolen liquor
>we never spoke about it to him
>got drunk and fucked around skating some more (took some nasty falls)
>friend has to go to his class
>me and his girl decide to skip
>both drunk

Want to hear the rest of the story? PRetty interesting ending

>>715351311
glorious im guessing you didnt lose anything during the divorce?

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>be me in high school
>have lonely friend that is girl 5/10
>one day, i walk her home
>lives by woods she walks through to get to and from school
>feel weird, grab her hair and pull her head back
>"what are you gonna do? ;)"
U want more?

>>715353069
I had a friend in HS that was raped like this, go on

>>715352419
>It was fucking tough to pee while hard
This.
Also, that anus constricting your urethra tends to keep some of it in. Tends to burn if you don't get it out.

>>715352773
>Wife was breastfeeding our daughter while lying on the bed
>Started kissing her and rubbing on her
>Rubbed her clit through her shorts
>She moaned
>Took my dick out and stuck it in her mouth
>she sucked my dick while I rubbed her clit
>She started comming and jerking while she did
>I started cumming
>Her body cumming and me filling her mouth made her jerk and unlatch the baby and my dick popped out mid squirt
>Splashed her tit with my cum
>Daughter latches back on before wife finishes

>>715352419
I'm gonna try that. She lets me piss on her pussy while I rub my cock on it, and sometimes I stick it in a bit and fill her hole. Her idea, too! Never really had a problem pissing hard...

>>715353335
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Batter that snatch like a schnitzel when she's ready for it anon

>>715353449
My fav is still just letting her drink it. Ideally with my cock in her throat.

>>715352891
faggot, I can tell based on the story that you're gonna try and take advantage of your friends girlfriend

dick out and stuck it in her mouth
>she sucked my dick while I rubbed her clit
>She started comming and jerking while she did
>I started cumming
>Her body cumming and me filling her mouth made her jerk and unlatch the baby and my dick popped out mid squirt
>Splashed her tit with my cum
>Daughter latches back

Oh i've got one,

First, two bits of context:

>At uni i lived in this ground floor apartment with my bed right next to the window opening on to the street.

>In first year I lived in halls and had a FWB who I'd just literally text, walk into her room, pull my pants down and she'd blow me. Fucked her ass a few times too, cause she was a virgin and one of those girls who somehow justify getting fucking in the ass as saving themselves.

So, this one time I was just smoking some weed, about to start jacking off to some porn and a get a text from her 'open the window'. So I peer out the window, joint in hand, and there shit is.
She climbs into the bed through the window and just starts blowing me, whilst im still smoking.
Cum down her throat, then she just leaves out the window and leaves me there thinking 'shit, this weed is awesome'

>>715353601
God bless the sluts.

Fucked her ass a few times too, cause she was a virgin and one of those girls who somehow justify getting fucking in the ass as saving themselves.

So, this one time I was just smoking some weed, about to start jacking off to some porn and a get a text from her 'open the window'. So I peer out the window, joint in hand, and there shit is.
She climbs into the bed through

>>715324484
Damn. Brutal.

>>715352891
yes

I had a slutty coworker that became a FWB type thing. She liked rough, dry anal that made her cry, and being fucked pressed up against her bedroom window in the hopes that someone might see. I'm pretty sure her neighbors have seen her fat tits on the glass as often as she has.

Was 15 at the time,
Have 19 yr old sister.
She has 3 friends come over, they always thought I was cute.
Watching movies and drinking all night, I'm sitting in between two of her friends.
One passes out the other slowly falls asleep, I'm wide awake.
They're both wearing tiny shorts, get my hand in between one of there legs and starts rubbing her clit.
She moans a bit and starts waking up.
I pull hand out and pretend to sleep.
She believes it, next thing I know she feeling my cock, I pull my pants down and she sucks me off.
She whispers why did you stop.
I laugh and enjoy the bj end up Cumming on her face.
Didn't realize my sister was watching tv the whole time this was going on.

Fuck your greentext

>>715353069
yes

>>715353818
>>715352891
>>715353553

Story continued

>3 of us fully drank a bottle of Canadian Classic Whisky
>Alcohol kicked in
>friend left
>me and his girl
>Too drunk to ride my skateboard, so I hold it
>her and I are walking
>Decide to go to the park not too far from our school
>Shes way drunker than I am
>starts complaining about my friend/her boyfriend
>Says how hes been talking to other girls (which is true because we used to flirt with girls all the time)
>Says how he probably only likes her because of her amazing fat ass and tits
>I'm sort of shocked as she is opening to me, but I keep my mouth shut and proceed walking with her
>we pass a little playground surrounded by trees
>nothing hidden but still a bit secluded
>we sit on the park bench
>she falls onto my lap, using it like a pillow
>I ask her what she's doing
>she says "let me rest a bit, I think I've drank too much"
>I start to get horny, my dick becomes erect
>she can obviously feel my boner rising through my sweats
>she gets up and says "AHHH you fucking pervert! your dick is hard" and starts laughing
>I get nervous and apologize, she says it's ok
>She says "I wonder if your dick is bigger than Abdi's dick" (her bf)
>my response = "uhhhhhhh...what?"
>she tells me to shut up
>slides her hand down my pants
>says "OH WOW, you're way bigger than Abdi!"
>I can't believe she touched my dick
>She tries to pull my pants down but she can't, so I take them off
>pants are down to my ankles,
>she immediately grabs my dick and starts jerking me off
>feelsgoodman.png
>I start groaning, and I close my eyes
>Now i feel a warm moist sensation, I open my eyes and she's sucking my dick
>all I can see is her hair
>I move her hair so I can get a good look at it
>She's deepthroating me now, twirling her pierced tongue ring on the head of my dick
>I start moaning louder
>I grab her head and start fucking her face a bit
>she spits on my balls and starts sucking them

More?

>>715354741
Just tell the damn story.

>>715353516
Lucky. Drinking piss is the only thing mine has ever said no to...

>>715354741
Why the fuck do you want people to beg for your story? It's a story on 4chan not a best selling novel. Just post it already

>>715354741
>>715354969
>>715355111

Hurry the fuck up

Me and my brother went to a party and brought 2 girls back, one for me and one for him.

He fucks his girl, mine falls asleep in my bed

I was horny as fuck and she was pretty drunk so I assumed she was in a deep sleep

So I just put my hand in her pants, fingered her and jerked off. Kinda sad but yknow, gotta bust mane

>>715354969
>She's giving me head
>about to cum, so I give her a warning
>She said "CUM IN MY MOUTH"
>ok.jpg
>After 5 minutes of getting mouth from her, I feel the ejaculate.
>biggest load I've ever shot probably
>all of it goes into her mouth,
>I'm watching her slurp it up
>such a turn on
>suddenly she makes this strange face
>She looks very uneasy
>I ask if she's okay,
>with sperm still in her mouth, she spits it back out
>my jizz plus a LOT of saliva lands on my crotch
>im like "wtf?"
>She says "holy shit"
>I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG???"
>veins in her neck start pulsating
>bitch starts regurgitating
>oh_no.png
>starts gagging
>pukes ALLL the whiskey from her stomach (plus her lunch)
>all i feel is a super warm shower of bile and stomach acid land on my cock, balls and groin
>She puked ALL OVER ME
>holyfuck.gif
>I start to get disgusted
>puke comes rising from my guts
>BLERGHHHHHH
>Puked all over myself
>now i'm covered in my + her puke
>what the fuck am I gonna do?
>grabs my backpack + skateboard
>runs out of park, leaves the bitch laying there drunk
>heads to nearby Tim Hortons
>kids from my school happen to be there
>"Anon, WTF happened to you nigga?"
>"DON'T WATCH ME"
>spent like 45 minutes in there trying to clean myself up
>still drunk, I fall multiple times in the washroom
>end up cleaning majority of bile, but still smell like rotten ass
>everyone LAUGHING at me
>I run out, catch the bus home
>showered, and slept
>woke up next morning and saw tons of Facebook posts on my wall
>the girl told everyone
>now me and my guy Abdi aren't friends anymore
>whole school laughed at my remaining 2 years of high school

The end

>>715344826
You Sir, are my hero!

>>715349557
I call bullshit on that!