Dubs decides what I do. No gore or ridiculous ideas that I can't

>>715316604
cum on keyboard

>>715316726
Only have a laptop keyboard I'd prefer not to ruin my laptop with jizz. Thank lord kek you didn't get dubz

Put it in a toaster

>>715316872
Reroll

Put dick in asshole.

Cum on a piece of bread and make yourself a sandwich with it

Legs over head, cum in mouth, vid it all

>>715317061
>>715317093
one of these, you choose OP

Insert some dried spaghetti as far as possible up the dick hole.

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>>715317051
Just to get the ball rolling I'll do this as a token of generosity. Probably can't do it hard tho

Three sharpies tapped together into your pooper

rape a kike

Cum in your neighbor's mailbox

>>715317229
This

>>715317229

Save the cum requests for later. Once I cum I won't be able to get hard and do stupid shit with my hard dick.

post a picture of your hard dick next to your cum

Colour your dick black with sharpie

Finger your asshole with every finger, one at a time

Cum in your family's peanut butter jar. Mix it then put it back.

>>715317352
roll

Shower and go to bed

post a pic of you fapping to gay porn

>>715317384
Rollin

>>715316604
Let a fag suck the cum out if it and pist vid proof

Shave again and draw some funny face on it. Make the picture your smartphone background for a week.

>>715317168
Rollin

sharpie in the pooper

>>715317473
rolling

>>715317410
re

>>715317473
reroll

self suck bitccchhh

>>715316604
stick dick in fruit or some other food

>>715317544
Winrar.

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My asshole is also a virgin asshole so things like 3 sharpies in pooper will be disappointing requests. It would just be a little of each in there. Also no lube on me atm but I do have atm box full of condoms.

>>715316604
Make a Sombrero for your dick and wear it

>>715317544
shit he got it

Stick your tooth brush up your ass, brush side first

Cover your asshole with sharpie ink

>>715317599
Winrar

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>>715317579
Some inspo

>>715317581
Unwrap all of those wrappers and shove them all up your ass. No excuses! They're all lubed up, or else you're a faggot.

>>715316604
put candle in ass and light it while standing upside down and make upload a photo of it

>>715317599
Winner

>>715317599
>>715317544
Winrar

>>715317599
WINRAR

>>715317544
>>715317599

WINRARs.

>>715317473
Will do this but how to shave small lines with a big razer

>>715317599
Post before/after results

>>715316604
pierce your dick like a normal piercing or if that's too gory then tie rubber bands/string around it until it's really purple but not long enough to kill it

If you have a sister, text her telling her you want to fuck her so hard and you have wanted to for a long time.

>>715317473
nigger..... what the fuck can he do with that peach fuzz? boo this anon!

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Not enough hair anon. Sorry. It was supposed to be a smiley face.

>>715317893
THIS

>>715317473
You wasted a win Anon. Go eat your dick.

Write somthing on head of your penis with a sharpie

>>715317679
Re-roll

>>715318098
Oh for fuck sake.....re-roll

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Didn't say anything about barebacking my toothbrush also I have to use this in the morning so condom will have to suffice. Hurt like a mother fucker taking out.

>>715318122
Winner

>>715317893
roll

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Piss in a cup and drink it

>>715318129
God let me nut in your ass

>>715318122
Winrar

>>715316604
Cover your dick and balls in candle wax.

Wow. An op that delivers. Is /b/ becoming great again? Yesterday was the gay roommates today is toothbrush dude what's next

>>715317987
>>715317927
>>715317544
fucking told you

>>715317893
this but if you don't have a sister do your mum instead

Put dîck in a jar of penut butter

>>715318122
Winner winner shove condoms up your ass OP

>>715318247
rolling

>>715318098
I'm not putting semi metallic wrappers in my ass.
1 there's no way to get them out without shutting and that would cut my asshole which would be included in gore (no gore)
2 I need some of these condoms for late night randoms

>>715318247
do it

Grab a sharpie and write your name on your dick with a sharpie.

>>715318377
I mean the condoms. Not the wrappers.

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>>715318377
op's a nigger. abandon thread

Color your balls completely black with a sharpie

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You get 3 condoms in asshole

>>715318377
>No gore
>Rubber cuts people apparently

Abandon this nigger OP's thread.

>>715318247
re-roll

chop your cock off and then cauterize the wound #nogore

>>715318580
He said wrappers

>>715318521
Re roll

>>715318675
Kek'd.

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>>715318129
KEK

>>715318766
WINRAR

>>715318766
Sorry to disappoint anon but I can't find any markers.
>not in grade school colouring lions and dragons in my spare time

>>715319088
Blow condom up and stick it on hard penis

Post hard dick

>>715319425
Reroll

>>715319425
Reroll again

>>715319488
WINRAR

Thread is kill? Is op still here?

>>715320301
Apparently. I'm op, no one making requests anymore so I'm just jerkin it now

>>715320355
Post cum after jerking

>>715320397
Reroll

>>715316604
Cut off dick

>>715320397
Reroll

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>>715320504
reroll kek

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>>715320355
we've been posting you've just been jerking us around. now you've swiched to your dick

Pee into a cup and pour it on your face. Don't wash it off until you cum.

>>715320730
I've been delivering what I can. I didn't have a marker to colour my balls or I would have.

>>715320857
Fice neet

Suck your own self off. Cum into mouth

Tie a string or something around your balls and pull them as far away from your body as you can.

>>715316604
I shaved my pubes like that once.
I'll never do it again.
I felt like a goddamn girl.

Finger your ass then lick it

>>715316604
Colour in head of penis with sharpie

>>715318129
And on this day OP was not a faggot.

>>715320976
I don't like shaved I also don't like hairy. It's just easier to shave short hair.

>>715321073
Well... kinda.

dip your balls in a jar of something edible, like peanut butter, honey, or jelly. put it back on the shelf. don't wipe your balls off. put your underwear on. tell no one.

>>715321192
Fucking kek. Rolling for this.

>>715321255
Eeeeyy

>>715321255
Win

I got peanut butter and pasta sauce. What does anon want

>>715321192
this is like the 5th time someone said "dick in peanut butter" is this a common thing to do or samefaggotry?

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Forgot pic

>>715321427
Peanut butter

>>715321494
>newfag doesn't into balls in peanut butter.
Fucking scrub

Cum into the the peanut butter after you place your genitals into it then eat a spoonful of it

>>715321495
Peanut butter then dipped into pasta sauce

>>715321664
So close. But do this anyways op

>>715320959
R.R.

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Dipped in peanut butter

Stretch condoms over your feet

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Then into pasta sauce.

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Into underwear. Only told anon, hopefully that doesn't anger lord kek

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>>715321966
i feel a little vomity but op delivers

>>715321784
Re-re-roll

Hahha fuck I'm so drunk and my balls smell like peanut butter and tomatos. Thank you for the good times /b/ros. Onto the next request

Jerk off with the peanut butter/ragu combo as lube

>>715318247
Yesss

>>715322286
i hope you wash your own underwear, that'll be hard to explain

>>715322389
Yes I'm a grown adult living in my own place. Can't imagine doing this at my parents house lol

Cum into pasta sauce and mix it in so nobody notices.

>>715322726
Gonna be hard to keep a straight face when my roommates make some Christmas dinner this weekend and everyone's eating my jizz lol

>>715322211
>>715322511
Stop that

>>715322211
>>715322511
>>715322811
Bruh

>>715322862
>>715322927
What's the matter?

>>715322971
>211
>511
>811
Witchcraft

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A condom balloon while I wait for more requests

Tape condom to face and inflate with your nose

Cum in your mouth

>>715322175
Wummortiem

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When I was 10 my friend and I stole my mom's flavoured condoms and sucked on them like candy. Was good times.

Cum into condom then drink it. Post Webm

>>715323691
I have been on b for many years but Webm is kinda new. How do I do this just in case someone asks for Webm in the future

>>715322225
Winrar quads nigger...op delivar

>>715316604
Restore your foreskin
http://www.restoringforeskin.org/beginners-guide-foreskin-restoration

>>715322225
Op fag confirmed...won't deliver

>>715323921
>thatsnothowitworks.jpg

>>715323921
>>715324005
those aint quads, just sadness

>>715323993
I'm quite happy with my cut dick. I realize I've lost sensitivity but I'm not ashamed so I won't be restoring. Thanks anyways anon

>>715324115
Well, I was hoping to make you do it with dubs. Not a bad looking dick you've got though, as far as mutilated ones go.

>>715324245
Thanks. I don't discriminate against uncut. To each their own I say.

Shove an ice cube up your asshole

>>715324311
>>715322811
>>715322511
>>715322211

I kinda want to cum anons. Any requests?

>>715324400
You complain about op getting dubs and then waste dubs complaining. Fucking newfag

>>715324435
suck yourself and swallow

>>715324565
Reroll

>>715324565
reroll, but pls do webm

>>715324686
I will if dubs but how do I webm

>>715324787
Rolling for op to cum in mouth

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/CelebGfys/comments/28iac9/a_tutorial_on_how_to_make_hdhq_gfys_and_webm/?client=ms-android-samsung

>>715324565
Do this

>>715325142
Reroll

Is op still here? If so cum and swallow.

>>715325582
Yeah I'm still here. Playing with my condom balloon and edging. This balloon is actually so much fun. If dubs demands I cum in my mouth then I will.

put balls and dick in condom jerk off

>>715325692
I'd still rather see this >>715324374

>>715324565
roll

>>715325799
WINRAR

>>715325799
My dick hard is pretty big so idk if this will work but I'll try

>>715325799
I need to know how to compress video and format to webm. I took a vid but it says file too large.

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treads dying.

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Pic of soft cock and balls in condom

>>715326349
Doesn't need to die just bump more. I want to see op cum

>>715326428
does that hurt?

>>715326544
Yeah it hurts my balls quite a bit. My penis is fine tho

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bump

cum in your mouth

cum in mouth

Reroll for self succ

>>715324565
send help (don't actually, but roll)

Ima make a new thread >>715326929 cya guys in there

>>715326269
If you have something like Adobe Premiere there's a plugin that you can save webms with, or just upload it somewhere like dropbox or youtube unlisted

cum in mouth

cum on feet and lick it off

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>>715322286

>>715324005
That's not quads

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Do you like dick big or small? How position is the best?

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