it's got-damn cold out tonite! evening /b/ what's everybody

tfw OP looks like a white version of big smoke.

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..well, 'cept for the heat my roommate's giving off, he got into a tech test for that game For Honor and he's not terribly good at it.

but music is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajGKWk0auOc

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Fuck off pizza boy

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>>715305815
>>715305939
always lookin' for the love, kiddies~

but this ain't about me, it's about us.. like winter, what's something non-christmas you like about this time of year?

>>715305568
A LARGE SODA

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>>715306136
PREPARE FOR PEE BREAKS!
heh, whatcha got in there, root beer?

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perhaps it's rude that I don't go first.
Winter, to me, means that closeness that comes from cold temperatures.. and jackets! fuck, if there was a jacket to fight off heat in summer, I'd own a pair. Cold just means I can sweater up and feel cozy as shit.

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and lemme tell ya, there is something lovely about a stark, dark winter sky at nite, all those stars with a possible hush of snow quieting everything. It's can be a very peaceful time of year

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OP isn't a faggot for once, I like your style bud.

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Tequila!!!!

i get good vibes from ya OP. Enjoy your holidays.

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>>715307273
I try my damndest.
Again, something about this time of year gets me big-time soft-hearted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co8ERF2QLCc

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whiskey.

rum

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>>715307467
>>715307602
yeaahhh, buddy! GET 'EM IN, YA SILLY FUCKERS
>>715307475
happy holidays, bro!

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>>715305568
Heyyy

>>715307764
OP FUCKS NIGGERS

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>>715307751
Cheers!
So c'mon, let's have it, favorite thing about this time of year, if ya got one

>>715307755
>>715307764
OP post pics of you getting slammed by that nigger dick

>>715307918
Niggers might fuck OP

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Cheers OP. Melt that fucking ice with liquor.

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>>715307764
>>715307918
the time spent is certainly appreciated! but c'mon.

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>>715308102
argh! wish I had some, all I gots is de beers heres~

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>>715308383
No greens?

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>>715308620
huh? naw, just like smokes and beers, I gave reefer a few tries, just doesn't work for me.

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>>715308822
We are on different levels my friend.

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>>715309007
and nothing against people that like it!
heck, one time, I used my friend's vaporizer to smoke weed.. I use cigarettes so I kept on dragging and eventually, one hell of a high slammed into me

I had to spend 5 hours on the couch, having 15 seconds of consciousness to use, 5 seconds remembering what I just did, 5 seconds of time to do something, and somehow, seeing 5 seconds into the future.. sweaty, confused and nervous

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>>715309244
Have you done any psycho active drugs? I don't recommend them if weed gives you that bad of a feeling. Sweaty, confused and nervous=a bad trip. Weed being a mild hallucinogen.

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>>715309603
oh butterbiscuits.. I had been wanting to try mushrooms or something for a trip, but I got a pretty active mind, suppose it turned on me!

You're my fuckin favorite anon.

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Hey nigger nickel show us that meme you created again

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>>715309824
Depends on how you handle it, if you're a depressive type who drifts into dire mental shit, it's not for you. If you can remain in a good state of mind and ride the wave, you'd be fine.

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>>715309827
thanks, friend!
>>715309931
shit, the Psychokiller Mike Patton one?

..freakin' captcha, it was pizza and sushi last two times

o hello mr fly. where is your nectar

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>>715310129
Maaaan, you get to smoke inside, lucky duck.
And my mind, especially if its got music, tends to fly joyously, plus I'm a positive kinda guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr256gta2Qw

>>715310267
nectar? got my malt liquor right here, what?

>>715310166
Faith no more,mr.bungle,fantomas,etc.

>>715310166
Nickel, who programmed you? Also Winter is good only for, as you said, getting cosy when necessary.

go easy friend. dont ever forget my poem

>>715310166
How the fuck can you drink steel shit is like gasoline. Only ever drank that shit when I was broke and desperate for a buzz.

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>>715310397
I could recreate it, given a couple minutes.
>>715310456
My dad, taught me about progressive rock, comedy, movies, and working.
>>715310482
hell, I'm terrible at memorizing things.

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Life fucking sucks

>>715310693
Honestly nick you never post enough of your original memes in these threads. I know you have some epic ones.

>>715310693
ok ill write you a new one

fly want banana.
fly eat banana
fly thirsty
fly sees juicy nectar
fly takes a sip
fly die
fly becomes nitrogen

>>715310693
Interdasting. Tell me, can you become a god upon command?

>>715310693
Is it true you met shoenice?

>>715310876
he usually always gets dubs

>>715305833
>>715307599
>>715307755
>>715308822
>>715309244
>>715310166

>>715307602
Hey there Canadian mister

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>>715310548
Like this~!
>>715310868
I do? I mean.. if I did, that's pretty cool
>>715310876
If that god is the god of karaoke, then yes!
>>715310983
narp.

>>715305568
Bruichladdich

28 and i realized i had no true real friends since grade school.

all the people i hung with were keeping me around because i was a jester to them.
I knew this from the beginning but i stuck around because i didnt have any other social contact.

Ayyy he's back. I'm about to go to bed, fuck. Have a nice night, OP.

>>715311214
The question is, do you really want them as friends? A study recently showed that older people don't lost touch with those around them, they simply choose not to be involved with them. Just saying...

OP I hope you have a wonderful christmas spent with family, friends, or even just us. happy holidays

>>715311164
Karaoke no longer exists, what now?

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>>715311210
niiiice! again, wish I had some spirits on hand.
>>715311214
well, go and make some more!
>>715311298
have a good nite, buddy~

>>715308822
>>715308205
>>715305568
>>715305833

you have a very serious disorder that is actually being concealed by an equally alarming tandem disorder.

Anyway, thank you for helping me document this kind of progression, I've been using you the last few months and my senior thesis partially used your frequent and aprut exposures, and chronic memory loss. You are simply amazing.

>>715311360
fuck no
i still feel that there is potential left to change a few things. but i have no way of doing so except joining the army but thats a shitty decision for what i want.

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>>715311497
Gonna get all three! a couple family holiday events, a christmas party here at the nest, plus a christmas thread once I find a santa hat.
>>715311588
Then I shall be a lip-sync duke that also sings. Oughta hear me do THIS one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

>>715311701
I don't know what you want, but joining the army is a shitty option. You can always re-invent yourself. But, control in the moment is key. Over time, it becomes natural. But it's like writing. if you're contrived nobody likes you unless you're funny.

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>>715311891
Not good enough

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>>715311682
while progress is the bedfellow of research, no one says we gotta sleep soundly, side by side.
>>715311701
There's always an alternative to any choice. Not saying that service is a bad idea, though.

>>715311891
Are you a primordial being? If not, why not? And if yes, why not?

>>715310129
Thank you Brian Halverson

>>715312158
can you take a pic with a banana and timestamp?

then i can carry on with my evening and jerk off

If dubs, OP has to chug all his beer

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>>715312158
Why are you an sjw?

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>>715312138
Oh my god, Rowdy Roddy Piper out of nowhere with that DOMINATING right palm! I can't believe what I'm seeing here
>>715312209
..maybe?

>>715312555
You're cute, and I want to suck your cock. I'd settle for some nudes, though.

>>715312406
Why wait? Grab a Snickers.

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>>715312406
sorry friend, ain't got bananas!
>>715312476
oh thank god, I got 2 and half more forties down here..

>>715312826
excelente

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>>715312555
Best ever in the biz

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>>715313092

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>>715312804
flattered, but I look awful wrapped in nothing but skin.
>>715312983
bravissimo!

Some cabernet sauvignon. Had a shit last 26 hours, working for a total of 17 hours, including a 7:30 PM - 2:30 AM shift. Very exhausted. Might complement this acidic beverage with some medically approved marijuana, you know, for the pains

>>715313169
Have a lot more great ones but max file size is only 2MB

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>>715313410
go right ahead! 17 hours of work sounds like an illegal nightmare.

have some relaxing retrowave!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyuY0GWqVKE

TABASCO, TAPATIO, OR CHALULAH SAUCE?

>>715313612
That's a good looking beer man. What kind is it?

>>715305568
OHLY SHIT YOU DO LOOK LIKE A WHITE VERSION OF BIG SMOKE

ILL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER 45s, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA.

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>>715313244
You don't have to be modest, and you don't have to be shy, but I would beg of you, please do change your mind. I've seen your picture here before and thought that you were cute, and now here you are. You remind me of Beast from X-Men, and I've always had a thing for him.

In the meantime, how is the weather out your way? I'm buried in snow, and literally dead.

I AM NOT DRINKING
I AM EATING AN ENTIRE CAN OF SLIMFAST PROTEIN POWDER
OH GOD ITS FUCKING KILLING ME

>>715313612
im really fucking lonely

could you say gnight to me so i dont feel as lonely

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>>715313685
Tabasco or Valentina, I'm afraid. I love the savory yet spicy sauce, maybe some sweet chili sauce~
>>715313787
211 Steel Reserve, the toxic choice!
>>715313909
aw, go on.
>>715313932
we'll see what santa claus has in his sack for ya, bro.
Wind picked up some ice and dumped it in town, its breezy and freezing out there.. breezing!

>>715314073
I'm not OP, but good night, lonely sailor.

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>>715313968
HIT THE BENCH, BRO
>>715314073
sure thing.
G'nite, friend.. see how the world feels tomorrow and take a walk for some reflection.

>>715305568
you look like an overweight leprechaun aye

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>>715314320
>>715314380
thanks im going to sleep now

probably hang myself in the morning

have a picture of robbie rotten

>>715305568
My lord.

https://youtu.be/nZibl5kvmrI

>>715314174
>>715314380
You seem like you are a good man, and I bet you're fun to be around.

>>715314562
Everyone has the right to die, but myself, I like to hope for life. I know you're off to sleep, but godspeed sailor, and I hope you feel better tomorrow rather than crappy or worse.

>>715314380
GAINS MAN, GAINS!!!!

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>>715314505
ooh now, with the sass?
I'm not overweight, I'm just huge-boned!
>>715314562
I wish you wouldn't. Suicide's a waste, but it's still your choice, so sleep on it for me, can ya?

>>715314562
god speed, don't be foolin now

Wild turkey 101

>>715314867
ya better late than never pickle

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>>715314867

>>715314174
Wow, I must be tired if Oscar Wilde -level wordplay of that little subtlety went over my head.

What's your story, friend? I've seen your threads and your cute, smiley face a few times, but I've never had the time to come in and take my shoes off so to say.

Lol OP, you look like a nice person, i didn't like so much these threads, but keep going with this, and good night yo' all

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Pulp or no Pulp?

>>715315074
aha look at little dick

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>>715314707
HOLY FUCK!!
>>715314789
I can be, love hearing stories and such from folks.
>>715314863
WHAT'S YOUR MAX, BRO?!

>transnigger-shemale-genderfluid manbaby
I'll just leave that here for you...

>>715314867
what church do you attend

>>715305568
stella artois

it's fucking garbage piss beer but every now and then I forget that it's fucking garbage and get some

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>>715314942
NICE!
>>715315053
don'tcha know it, bro!
>>715315119
Wilde? I dunno about that, but I love wordcraft~
name's nickel, I just like getting boozed up, cranking music and chatting with folks
>>715315223
thanks for the kudos! shit, speaking of, I gotta change out the laundry.. have a good nite!
>>715315231
Pulp! more vitamins for me!

>>715315299
Max? One rep or multiple? 305 for 10.

Nickel, always great to see ya dude!

not gonna lie, i would hang out with this guy. NICE

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>>715315312
the church of what's happening now, I guess. Not really against the idea of religion, but I'm sleepy and bored in the mornings.
>>715315358
it's not all that bad, definitely crisp and refreshing but, yeah.. kinda weak

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>>715315300
Oi, don't be shitting up a nice thread with that /pol/ garbage. OP's thread has a cozy, chill vibe going.

>>715315299
>>715315597
I love a good story, too, Nickel. I know I asked already, but what's yours? Here is mine:

Me, I'm nothing special these days, but I live a blessed life. I'm Jesse, nice to meet you. I have a husband and a boyfriend, and own my very own trailer. I was in a militant gay punk band for years, used to go to protests and put on terrible shows, but a couple of strokes in my twenties means that at 30 I've become a sedate little house husband. Ah well, fight hard, fuck harder, die young, right? I can still sort of walk and talk, and my painting and drawing are still going strong, so life's good.

Not gonna lor,,, I hvae no idea what the fuck Im drinking, I just grabbed a. Bottle of wine. Popped out and am sitting in bed drinking,
Can barely see the keyboard anymore

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>>715315667
holy heck, not bad for a bench set! I could manage 260 probably, I got stronger arms than I appear to.
>>715315705
>>715315812
Always glad to have some props! hope you gents are enjoying the evening

what's a good fun board game for 3, and quick to learn? any recommendations?

>>715305815
>white version of big smoke
my thoughts exactly

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>>715316020
quite a tale to tell there, jess. Love of life is all one needs at the end of the day, so long as there's all the important stuff too, like making a life, getting work done.

I'm an artist, writer and occasional comedian on the open-mic nites
I got a lot to accomplish as of yet, though.. so keep an eye out.
>>715316058
hit the hay, friend

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>>715316416
Well, now, that's all exciting. Where do I keep an eye out at?

>>715316058
Godspeed, friendo.

>>715316412
What is this reference that people keep making?

>>715316410
I like Monopoly, but I hear a lot of people say that it's boring. But then again, I prefer Magic cards and D&D on most nights.

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>>715316416
But I wannt to stau up and powt memed and talk.,,

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Where did you get those sweet sunglasses fam?

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>>715316748
I'll make sure the crowd here finds out when the time comes, I gotta secure my own place this spring first.
>>715316756
if you can handle it, just remember to fall asleep face down.. that's how hendrix died.

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are you the guy that played metal slug X that one night?

>>715305568
You from New England?

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>>715316756
We're all here, friendo. Let's talk. How was your night before you got drunk? It sounds like a story.

>>715316954
>>715316979
I was wondering this as well.

>>715306596
Pair of jacket

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>>715317030
haven't streamed anything yet, but I prefer Metal Slug 3, more monsters.
>>715317099
Texas, brother
>>715317139
well, why have just the one?

shit, we need music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODf7rZwyCs

What is your favorite video game and why is it TimeSplitters?

>>715307602
My nigga sadly drinking fireball because I'm out of cc and it's all I had left

>>715317330
Texas bro reporting in.

>>715317330
Texas, damn. I'm in Michigan. I was hoping that you were somewhere closer, I love grabbing drinks with strangers, as dangerous of a hobby as that is. I'm getting tired, been a long week, but I'll stay here until I'm gone.

>>715317330
how cold is it in texas currently -4 here where i am drinking the last of my beers and moving on to some liqueur just to make sure i have a hangover in the morning

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>>715317472
close! my favorites been Dynamite Headdy or Splatterhouse 4
>>715317493
fair enough, if there is enough of it!
>>715317549
howdy, neighbor!

>>715317330
oh, man
I really want to fuck up your shitty thread again but I'm working and I have a date tonight, so I don't have time to slap your fat sausages fingers for being a retard

>>715317330
Ah. Your comment about the cold in your original posting lead me to believe that you were also feeling this northeastern cold-snap. Well, goodnight brother. Good tidings /b/ with you.

>>715305568
Detroit Rock City guy here, RR for me tonight!

>>715317874
sausage fingers, rather

>>715317874
so, you got nothing?

>>715317138
I'm gonna put all my focsu into this and make myself as coherent as possible...
So I was driving my mom home 3 weeks after her historecctemy... I don't know how to spell it, and I had a little fneder bender with another car, no big deal, no one got hurt, we exchange insurance info, and then I continued on my way with my mom, about 10 miles from home. I got about halfway there and I was driving down the road like normally, when a giant fucking dear hoped out into the road and totaled my cra...
Cont...

>>715317964
No, you fucking moron. I used to shut down this faggot's threads regularly, but he's such a fucking sperglord that it takes an hour or two to convince him to go the fuck away and I actually have a life

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>>715317748
it's probably close to 39 out there, I know its breathing-chill cold out there
>>715317874
aw no, what'll happen?
>>715317902
sleep well, friend! it'll probably be cold as shit tomorrow!
>>715317941
DRC! hot damn, long time no see!

>>715318035
sounds like you still have nothing :)

>>715317968
AH, damn, that sucks. I'm sorry, man.

>>715317941
Yeah, Detroit! My husband and I just spent a few days at Motor City Casino on comps, we love it there.

>>715305568
A couple bottles of chardonnay and then grey goose till I fall asleep.

>>715318035
you're trying toooo hard...and failing. KYS

>>715318143
sounds like you have a learning disability

got a couple questions:

>why did Marcellus Wallace throw Tony out the window?

>what was inside the brief case?

>>715318235
that's all you got trying to insult someones intelligence? confirmed for nothing

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>>715305568
This is nice if you want to try

>>715318234
>you're trying toooo hard
What is it that you think I'm trying to do?
The kind of mongoloids these threads attract are exactly why this cancerous shit has to go.

>>715317845
What part of tx bro? Around 40 here

>>715318137
DRC is the shit man! Thanks for giving an alcoholic something to do for the nights!

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>>715318185
smoothest of vodkas around! I'll drink to that, friendo!
>>715318198
whuh-oh.

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>>715318198
N I C E F E E T

>>715318391
Let's all get drunk. Forget sleeping.

>>715318391
Enjoy your failure of a life, you fat, worthless fuck.
As I stated previously, I regret that I don't have the free time to clean up this thread.

Good luck drinking yourself another day closer to your inevitable death in a gutter.

>>715307001
True shit

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>>715318528

>>715305568
Jack Daniels

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>>715318273
One, because he didn't wipe his goddamn feet.
Two, the finest mac and cheese known to mankind.
>>715318350
Plano, it's so cold out there, I gotta huddle up by a witch's tit to stay warm
>>715318362
Gotta make it to the midnite show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R5J6dvpujs

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>>715318198
nice feet

>>715318528
I think you're right. Tell me what to do and I'll do it while you're gone. Give me some instructions

>>715318158
It's cool. Car was. Cheeap.
>>715317968
Cont.
So the fcuking dear pretty much totaled my car, had to fucking rip that bitch out of my broke ass windshield and then tear the windshield itself out cause I wouldn't have been able to see. So I get back in my car, covered in the blood of this fucking dear, my mom unconsuois in the backseat, and an 80 pound bag of flesh just ripped through my fucking windshield. Naturally I drove home with my mom, got my brother to help me put her in her weelchar the hospital gave us, and pushed her inside. He wsa pretty confused, but I just waved it iff as nothing and I'd deal with it in the morning. Took a shower, grabbed the wine. Now I'm here.

>>715318336
what you said you do ya dumbass.
you are jelly of Op getting attention that you can't get yeah?
why begrudge the guy because he is popular?
why you such a faggot?

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>>715318506
Whoo! LET'S GET DRUNK, Y'ALL!
>>715318538
It's the best feeling, seeing it all up there with a hush on the wind.
>>715318595
GET 'EM IN!

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>>715318617
Fuckin' right man! "how long before he's lit?"
"AHAHAHAHAHA"
"Aw he's lit man"

>>715318724
bend over and we'll go from there

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OP do you have nice feet

>>715318617
lol nigger you're always on /b. One of these days i'm gonna see you out and about and i'm gonna kick your ass

>>715318868
Do you have the same picture with something else on the screen?

>>715318736
Well I hope you and her are both okay. Go to the hospital in the morning, or have your brother take your mom at the very least.

>>715318617
Not far from you m8 it's cold af I agree

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>>715318880
I JUST HEARD YOU TALKIN' THRU MY NOSE!
one of the best roadtrip movies ever made
>>715318922
eh, wearing socks, it's too cold to tell!
>>715318930
I look forward to it, I'll paint my knuckles with your spine.

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nice feet

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Only the best Vodka out there my /b/ro!

"Outerspace Vodka"

Apparently it's distilled through minerals or a meteorite.
Top knotch aussie drop!

>>715319063
"Hey sister gonorrhea what are you doing? waiting for a bus? HAHAHA."
Agreed pal!

One of these days your going to realize you've wasted a lot if time with fruitless conversation on this website with nothing to show for it but memories of a ring when your life was slightly less bad

>>715319107
Shut up and take my money

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>>715318736
humans are remarkably resilient, your mom will prove her bulletproof spirit thru this.. but I'm hoping she's alright, all the same.
Just keep an eye on yourself, you might need summoning before the morning.

>>715319063
yeah you're on the west side right? Alright, i probably wont see your poor ass at legacy, but maybe at collin creek or gas pipe, we'll see

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I'm going to In N Out. Do you want something?

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I'm drinkin this shit

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>>715319176
Dude, it's so good. From the makers of the Crystal skull version too I think. Or some sub branch.
Dan Aykroyd produced it!

>>715319170
for some people this is all they have. Leave the guy alone

>>715318993
>>715319190
Thanks /b/ros... I'm gonna get him to take her there in the morning, I'm all good. At least I feel like it. Ill come on tomorrow if I can and let you know,

>>715305568
>I'm going to In N Out. Do you want something?
Get me one of everything please
Taking drugs works up an appetite

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>>715319107
Aah, that's what happened to the factory irregular Crystal Skull bottles!
keheheh, sorry buddy!
how's it taste?
>>715319141
my favorite part as a kid was when they're running from Elvis, the hall monitor, and the dude from the fourth Crow movie jacks that projector from the pimple-kid and just SLAMS it into his face in the stairwell, laughed my ass off~
>>715319170
UH OH, SPAGHETTI-O!!

>>715319340
If this is real shit do you have a link? Or have I been bamboozled?

>>7153194 2nd floor, girls bathroom.He'll never find us there...
My favorite is the stripclub scene personally lol

>>715319422
Haha! When they screwed up the molds and couldn't bare to lose the money on it. Quick come up with a new damn idea!

It's smooth, I could drink it shot by shot like it's water. Definitely you're standard creeper, enjoy it so much that your legless before you know it. I wake up great the next day though. Nothing like a good expensive Vodka, as opposed to your cheap hangover in a bottle hom/b/re

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>>715319237
come on by the cigar lounge in addison, you might see someone you know~
>>715319240
They have Sprite? gimme a Sprite
>>715319301
ME TOO.
>>715319363
Safe journey, friend.

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you still here OP u fuckn fag? i wanna drink with u....!!!

>>715319170
Is this what you've realized about yourself?

oh Its you again, and I jsut deleted all my clown pictures
god damn it

>>715319601
Would you ever consider taking off your hat, putting it on your head upside-down, and taking a picture for us while you're drinking from a beer?

>>715319506
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_496609/outer-space-vodka-700ml.jsp;jsessionid=BD4B7A6A2EF85ADE39B74120A8D7B9B1.ncdlmorasp1303?bmUID=lznBa5J

I'm an Ausfag so there's the AU link to one of our stores. 65 a bottle of 700ml!
the write up sound like this:
The recently launched Outer Space Vodka is a neutral multi-distilled spirit made from midwest American grain that claims to have been filtered through “meteorites more than 4 billion years old” and is “best enjoyed by earthlings when released from a cryogenic freezer.

Forgive me if alreaduy answered, but what state are you in? It's cold as a motherfucker over here.

>>715319601
Pass me one of those bottles OP

>>715305568
What do you fap to? I'd like to see you fap for us.

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>>715319541
aw man, that night cougar was the HOTTEST! And that part where they fight off 'The Incredible Hulk and his idiot half-brother" was memorable.
Just.. the fire engine runs over their 8-track outta NOWHERE! on the wrong side of the road, I think!!
>>715319593
agreed! and I'll admit, it's not bad and holding a glass skull is way better to be found with than an empty bottle.. when you're schlit-faced, that is.

>>715319883
Not to mention with a bitta handywork and patience I turned my skull into a damn good water pipe for some 420!

>>715319830
I passed out for a second but I think I woke up at exactly the right time, past the shit posts, with pictures of burgers and someone after what I'd love to see as well.

If I don't make it, I love you all, and good night! If I do make it, force me to bed. In manly ways, with lots of kissing.

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>>715319623
LET'S GET FUCKED UP!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXeDRbJP_QE
>>715319725
that sounds like I'd possibly snap a neck doing that!
>>715319795
Texas, bruh
>>715319796
Fuck off, mine!!
>>715319830
that's for the missus to know and you to deduce!

>>715319883
When I was a kid I got so sad at that scene in the theater... oh youth how I miss it

>>715319506
Here's the Vodka's facebook
/Outerspacevodka/

>>715319786
Thanks Anon
Might actually buy some

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>>715320056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDTQQWSmo8s

One for you OP!

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>>715319601
FUCK YEA BRO

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>>715319937
now THAT sounds sick! kudos, friend!
>>715320036
Sup and rest easy, pilgrim. I'll see ya next time
>>715320088
Kool and the Gang? Now THAT'S music..

>>715320056
Wait, wee piton in tunes now?
I'm listening to this right now.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R-i_L3rsfW8

>>715320360
Awww.. you got the fag makeup on ya... oh... no.. i got the fag makeup on me.

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>>715320241
I haven't been to the Emerald Isles proper yet, but I've had a couple all-day st. patties days, and man.. them irish brothers can put the dark shtuff AWAY! First time I got drunk out by a guy.. but I thirst for vengeance.
>>715320287
SALUDOS, MI AMIGO!

>>715305568
When I was 18 I traveled from Ohio to Texas to have sex with a guy after he got divorced. I met him on Flickr when he commented on my dick. I think you are that guy. Hello again

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>>715320056
dragonball xenoverse is taking forever to install so i figured i'd hang out here for a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5vLweDY-k0

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>>715320509
GAHAHAH!! never a dull scene in that flick.
"Disco blows dogs for QUARTERS, maaan.."
>>715320683
file not found, friend! sorry

>>715320638
Saludos. What do you think of Spanish girls? I love them they are always ready for cock

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>>715320841
MEDIOCRE!!

I'll show ya a REAL Megaman tune~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgxfG8-sZA

>>715320910
Let me see your anus and penis. I want to see if you're the guy. I don't remember his name but the wife was named Kat or something.

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>>715321014
feisty and endlessly invigorating, but they will want children immediately. Then again, the missus totally has this terrible baby-fever on her, I'm hoping it'll pass when 2017 activates,

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Cheers OP! Nostrovia!!!

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>>715321216

>>715321014

OP doesn't know that
Clearly still a virgin

>>715320638
I can fix that for you though bb ‹3

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>>715321196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl9TRTxKLtE

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>>715320638
I fucking love you for the simple fact of you saying Shtuff. You sir, have won my respect.
Erinn go bragh!

>>715321196
Hey its you from the other day ! Dont have fat tires but currently drinking Modelos to you nickel cheers! (:

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>>715321216
>>715321230
>>715321279
>>715321314
>>715321344
>>715321370
alright, I can actually oblige this one! My roommates got a bottle of Evan on his desk, let's share a belt!

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>>715321533
i need to buy some shine
can't buy store booze without an id
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU0oTOJ-gpM

>>715319601
lol alright gotchu bro. I'm usually at en fuego in murphy, but i'll make my way. Prepare for a beating

Someone make this guy into a meme. He's earned it.

>>715321533
ohhh yeah!!!!!! get it OP!!!

>>715321533
Do you/have you ever beat off to the porn threads on /b/?

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>>715321404
gotta stay worldly! I would love to become a drunk of the world, but it'll take time. Wanna take my quest to japan, see if those salarymen got what it takes to drink with the BIG MEN!
>>715321419
Oh hey, friend! Still waiting on them Fat Tires, but still plenty of Modelos! CHEERS!

>>715321630
dude stop. Where is this guy, Italy? Exploiting refugees

OP, are you an alcoholic?

>>715321630
Moar? Or link?

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>>715321735
lolwut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbsxeybPZ38

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>>715321630
MAXIMUM LAME!
but that tune is rockin' as fuck! Love the YMchip sega music, so RAW
>>715321640
Bring it on, muppet humper!!
>>715321679
YEEAAAAHH! delicious~
>>715321712
of course, ain't we all? Webm, sauce, 34 and s/fur threads, I'm a man, ain't I?

>>715321720
Feels nice to drink alone but not be alone fat tires this Friday my friend! You move in to your new place yet?

Pouring Steel Reserve into a glass... I am stunned. Glass is reserved only for actual beer not pisswater.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQBqSt15Vi0

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>>715321772
probably, but I only like doing this at nite. Day time belongs to work.
>>715321914
Happening in a month or so, gotta ride out the lease here.. might even move into a place with a roomie.
Either way, I'm fine, got the money saved up and all.
Just gotta send all the right mail to get my address adjusted.

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>>715321823
i get shit from imagefap often but when i searched black next door a bunch of black wieners popped up. do not recommend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk5vvPZyYCc&list=PLFE5061553E17B1BC

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you are pretty cool op... i would kick it with you and get fucked up! don't listen to the haters..

time for a top off!

>>715322202
Nice trips
Can someone please make that into a real DLC

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>>715322018
Ohh, get off my back! so much easier to chug in a glass~!
>>715322148
So, it's you.
>>715322202
I'M SEGA HEADBANGIN'!! HELL YEAH!!

>>715322470
Why not just buy actual good beer like Sierra Nevada?

>>715322168
Ah good to hear hope every thing goes well for you nickel! Here's to you drinking in your new place soon

>>715322470
i have a problem with using psychology to fuck people off to the brink of insanity and enjoying it.
does this make me a bad person?

>>715322470
Indeed. It is me.

>>715322606
Fucking fuck off with your furry porn you faggot.

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>>715322651
agreed ..... fuck off!

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>>715322402
and I would kick it with you, pal! One step ahead of ya though, c'mon! Let's get 'em in, ya silly bollocks!

my favorite song for drink!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOiMSTzwa28

>>715322531
I prefer Shiner, Stone Brew IPA, Fin du Monde or Molson Gold, when I want a tasty beer.
>>715322532
Many things will come from my living on my own, believe you me.. keep an ear and eye out!
>>715322548
kinda! don't be a jerk, use your brain to bring happiness to the world!
>>715322607
So, how's the hermits life?

>>715322775
>>715322548

im talking about people on /b/

im nice to everyone in real life.
can you please adjust your statement

>>715321901
lol you wont be laughing i promise you friend

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>>715322531
>Sierra Nevada
worse than steel. easily. fuck ipa and fancy beer faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYFToINhjv0

>>715322775
>use your brain to bring happiness to the world
>happiness
What is this happiness you speak of?

>>715305568
Hey OP. Haven't seen you in a long time here. I'm enjoying some fine ass Angostura 1919 rum

>>715322775
Hey man, I've tried and tried to find a Pilsner that doesn't taste like piss water, but I've had no luck. Know any good ones?

>>715322775
Tfw I was just trying to give people tunes to listen to
Tfw you thought I was someone you knew
Tfw I went along with in because I thought you might personally know the person you though I was
Tfw this just got awkward
Tfw I'm doing pretty good.

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>>715322911
oh come on now, you now how full of shit we all are on the internet~
>>715322969
Fear ain't my brand.
>>715322983
Not totally true! there's some tasty brew out there, especially the legendary double IPA! mmmmm..
sexy song though, wow.. I miss the old days

>>715323022
a mutual disconnection of success and failure that makes everyone feel good.
It comes down to choice, not success.

>>715322470
I bet I can out chug you

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>>715323148
Oskar Blues has the Little Yella Pils, can find 'em all over Texas, and man, they are tasty and full!
>>715323169
MY FACE WHEN.

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>>715305568
Drinkin some IPA's and breaking glass my dude

>>715323401
Top kek

>>715305568
https://www.patreon.com/myuzique

>>715323401
Cant wait to hear about the things that come from you being on your own! Sending good vibes

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>>715323415
weird.

yeaaah ha ha! time for more jams~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6amDbAwlY

>>715323711
it will be a grand adventure! A BIG ADVENTURE!