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Celebs Over Thirty I'd Like To Fuck Giada DeLaurentiis

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Celebs Over Thirty I'd Like To Fuck

Giada DeLaurentiis

She's 46 and I would fuck the shit out of her until my dick fell off
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>>715290839
she still looks like a girl i'd meet at a sorority mixer. fuck she's basically the sorority girl archetype--hot and can cook. plus that's how they dress and do their make-up. unreal.
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>>715290839
You'll never get to suck those Italian titties...
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>>715291337
These? Never? Damn!
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Oh yeah
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>>715291911
Nice

And checked

She has literally ruined me for any other woman
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>>715290839
but that Bobby Flay shit, man, c'mon. I mean I'd still fuck her and let her cook for me but that just demoted her to weekend bitch only.
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>>715292495
Found the gay nigger.
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>>715292495
I thought that was a rumor
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>>715292495
>weekend bitch
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>>715293073
in honesty though fam, her talking would tip me over the top. she only speaks with italian accent when saying mozzerel and shit like that would limp my penne.
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>>715293310
>would limp my penne
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>>715292495
Do you talk like this aloud?
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>>715293310
Just tell her to speak only Italian to you senpai, she was born there and speaks fluent Italian

Personally I love it when she throws in a little accent with her English
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>>715290839
anyone know where i can get an hd copy of the food network show where she shows nip?

hard to find on the torrents
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cant believe shes almost 40.
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>>715293599
I don't speak italian, I just find her doing it with certain words annoying af.
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>>715293724
Was not aware but post if you find it
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>>715294053
found this, but not the one im talking about
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>>715293590
depends upon to whom I'm addressing, bitch.
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>>715294337

here it is. i wish i could get a dvd or anything HD.

Giada in Italy - Capri episode
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>>715294337
Hope you can find it, I want to see that in HD
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>>715294656
>>715294817

this was what i found. just can not find better quality for the life of me
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su
san
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>>715295195

I want to put my dick between those tits
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>>715295195
mm mommy
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>>715294817
Her head is HUGE.
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Pauley all the way.
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It would either be amazing or horrifying but I just want to know what the fuck she sounds like when she comes
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Lindy is cute. Cute!
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>>715296218
I always thought Cox was cuter but she ruined herself with the plastic surgery & botox
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>>715295867

she got raped in front of her husband by burglars. im sure shes not into sex now
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>>715292495
She was fucking with John Mayer and half the New York Yankees as well. Bitch got that hgh class pussy. 46 years old, looks better than 90% of 18-20 year olds
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>>715296218

damn. wow.
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>>715296362
that just makes it hotter and that was also 30 years ago so she might be over it
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>>715296336

those titties are unbelievable
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>>715295195
Hideous. Don't care what any of you say.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMTiR4Wazeg
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This bitch
Larua calder
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>>715296528
agree but her face is awful now
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>>715296392
Yep
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>>715296812
hard to go wrong with her tits and hips
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>>715296927
O
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>>715290839
Tina Fey man
Fucking hot
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>>715296973
Srsly dat ass man
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I'm going to pretend it's the 21st Feb 2017...

>30 is too young for these threads
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When she says "Ya'll" it justs gets my dick hard for that inbred southern pussy.
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>>715296774
Why so serious?
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>>715290839

i met her twice she came to my best friends graduation. def pretty, not amazingly hot.
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52 and would plow it until the end of days.
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>>715296842
No Joke. The first thing I ever jerked off to was a clevage pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt
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>>715296504
Or, really bizarrely into it!
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>>715297264
Bitch is like a world class chef as well. I dont care if shes just a 7/10 in real life, shes still as good as it basically gets.
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Kate Mara from Morgan.
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51 in a couple months.
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>>715294656
Do you even know where nipples are located?
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more giada crira 2000 plz!!
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>New Ch@a@n open..

http://zip.er.cz/10148
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>>715297264
Ginger or Mary Anne, right?

Mary Anne always wins those polls, she's a hotter Mary Anne, that can cook really, really well.

And I have always had a thing for those very petite, tiny, size 0 pixies.
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>>715290839

Rachel Goswell


shes 45..

Im obsessed with her so much. Shes got me wayy into the British Milf thing..

I love british milfs, like bettany hughes as well..

but rachel, omg
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>>715296392
wasn't there supposedly a video of her getting double teamed by a couple of blacks?
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>>715298511
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>>715299244

You shut your whore mouth.
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>>715298248
Not sure year, prob pre 2000
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>>715299244
I'd pay to see that! Wish she had shit leaked in the fappening
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>>715299769
thanks

...whish she had leaks. i heard her tits popped out during a taping of her food show once
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>>715299769

Or 2009...
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>>715298245
Glorious jugs
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>>715299769
>prob pre 2000

LITERALLY has a date stamp on it of 11/2009
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>>715299999
>>715300000
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>>715299757
Seriously. I remember reading about it here on /b/. There was a link to some website about celebrity dirt. No footage but a bit about how she's into being filmed getting spit rusted by nigs.
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>>715300135
LITERALLY did not look at it except in a thumbnail. Still looks pretty young though
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New Ch@a@n open

http://zip.er.cz/10148
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>>715294656
>>715294337
The beauty of this is that after reviewing it with her, she went ahead with it anyways. She definitely saw her nipple come out, she definitely could have chosen to do another take. But she wanted the world to see her nipple
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>>715300298

>I remember reading about it here on /b/.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>715299769
She would be 10/10 if she didn't have the dago/kike schnoz....
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>>715300577
The oversized head and longer than normal neck don't make your dick soft?
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>>715290839
Gina Gershon

She's 54 now but I'd still hit it
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>>715300774
kek, yeah she does have quite the large noggin.
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>>715300019
The Las Vegas thing they mention here
http://blindgossip.com/?p=68535

That's the tape of her getting rotisseried by a couple jiggaboos
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>>715300774

>longer than normal neck

All the better to deep throat you with.
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>>715298194

are you kidding
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Probably Rachel Mcadams.

Idk, like to keep it simple.
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>>715300516

>I remember reading about it here on /b/.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

No shit. There was a link to a comely different site talking about how she consented to being filmed by these guys and how the haven't released the tape because legal bullshit.
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M-My celeb m-mistress Jessica Alba caught m-me l-leaning o-over her while she w-was enjoying h-her tv show and t-touching inside m-my wife-enforced panties... She s-said I-I w-was a l-long g-gone p-pervert and p-punched m-me in the left e-eye... I-I d-dropped t-to the g-ground and cried like a-a baby, asking h-her t-to stop... She scoffed, gave m-me a kick o-or two and resumed h-her watch...
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i heard a giada pic was on the new "leakier" sinks vola but i dont know the link
and also being traded by fags an hoarders on a sighnup site referred to as the lagoon. (planetsuzi) maybe cause of the header
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>>715301880
Interesting
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>>715296528
Well, they're fake, so...
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>>715296842
Now we're talking!
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>>715301880
Even though it would fuck up my image of her, I would pay good money to see those if authentic
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50 and I'd hit it like Tsar Bomba.
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Hayley Atwell

>>715290839
She looks amazing for her age tbh
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>>715302780
its fucking bullshit that all the hackers and leakers are too busy trying to save the world from underground pedo satanists that they cant even spend a few minutes on some of these celeb pic hoarders
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>>715303356

>hackers and leakers are too busy trying to save the world from underground pedo satanists

kek
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>>715303198
Crest whitening strips, to the rescue.
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>>715290839
>>715291665
>>715291911
>>715292038
>>715292225
>>715292231

She always looked like she is the kind of person that bit a guys dick off.
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>>715303783

She's British. She's genetically predestined to have a fucked up grill.

Something about her makes my cock twitch, though.
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It's hard to believe that Isla Fisher is 40 years old
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>>715304328
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>>715304328

Riding that fat Ali G cock.

Is that a smallpox vaccination scar on her shoulder? She's a little young for one of those.
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>>715304368
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>>715303198
Dem teeth got hit by the Tar Bomba
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>>715304466

That shoop is bad and you should feel bad.

Also, checked.
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>>715303356
Right? Selfish pricks
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>>715304495

Again, British. They have meth in their water instead of fluoride.
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>>715304466
Could have gone my whole life not seeing this.
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>>715304603
bettlejuice head
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Winner
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>>715296774
damn, that's a fucking shame
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>>715305260

Man it was glorious finally getting to see those tits in The Wrestler.
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>>715305260
>over 30
>posts 28 year old
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>>715305260
she was fucking smoking hot in The Wrestler
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>>715296774
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Nigella Lawson, 56. She looks like she would destroy in the bed
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>>715305460

Hot enough hepatitis C in your bloodstream?
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>>715296774
>>715296774
Whatever surgery she wanted most likely was not the one she got. No one would ever ask for this to happen to them. Specifically a woman coming from what she looked like.
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Sally Field is 70. I'd smash.
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>>715305544

Born December 4, 1964 (age 52)
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>>715305901
herpaderpa
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>>715305260
So pretty
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>>715305862

Her shit got so fucked up this guy didn't even want to hit it anymore.
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Nigella
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>>715306254

Those be some mighty jugs.
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>>715306172
Cox - "I would like the Jocelyn Wildenstein starter pack please!"
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>>715306098
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>>715306516
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>>715306566
Marisa will always be late 20's to me. I bet I would still bang her when she is 70.

I still remember the Seinfeld episode and that movie where she talks about positraction.

Can't believe she is playing Aunt May in Spidey.
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>>715303198
Wouldgrabbythepussy/10
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>>715306828
absolutely. she is hot AF
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>>715307009
Great ass and tits
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49 in a few weeks.
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Been in this bred since the beginning. Only posted a few jokes... Trying this whole time to remember who I was thinking of. Two specific women I couldn't remember names of.

Just remembered their names.

first is Denise Richards... While Co. Rasczak sits behind me going "RICO, U KNO WUT TWO DO!!!".. Even though my name isn't rico.
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>>715307470
>>715307470
Second is Liz Hurley.

I would wife her in a second. If I were 20 years older I would make it my life goal to meet her and fuck her.
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>>715307583

She sold her soul or something.
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46.
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>>715297159
Shes from Massachusetts...
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>>715291911
Oooollllldddddddddd
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>>715307470

Rico's consolation prize isn't bad either...
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>>715308089

Cum all over her face a few hundred times and watch the stem cells repair all those wrinkles.
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>>715308239

Yeah, Kate's a freak of nature too.
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>>715304441
ringworm?
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>>715308335
That is exactly what I was about to say.
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>>715308239
She is my number 4 for over 40. I posted Hurley and Richards. Tomei being 3.

Lucky for me I have a fiancee I personally find more attractive than these women. Or I would probably feel like a sack of loser shit for wanting to fuck these women.
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>>715308196
>stem cells
Kik. Gotta new slang for my baby batter. Thanks anon.
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>>715296218
I've never been a huge Jen Aniston fan, but I would smash this with extreme prejudice
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heidi klum. and I'd kill any of you for the chance.
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>>715308414

Yeah, that might be it.
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46. And I'd murder her albino husband with my bare hands just to tongue her anus.
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>>715307455
Looks like a chihuahua
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>>715308196
Lol
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>>715308105
"RICO, U KNO WUT 2 DU!"
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>>715290839
Nellie McKay 34
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wew
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>>715309453

She's getting a little long in the tooth, but she was a piece of ass in her heyday.
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shes like 45 in this photo
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>>715298245
Yes. This. All day.

And on a side note, fuck all that positive body image shit that women are trying to push on us.

Sorry ladies, but some women are beautiful and some are not. If you are fat, pear-shaped, acne prone, excessively stretch marked, a-symmetrical, have weirdly shaped breasts or nipples, then I'm sorry, you're not ideal.

THIS...this woman is perfect. On an evolutionary level, this is what a human female is supposed to be.

It's ok if you don't look like her. Not many women do. Deal with it. We men deal with our imperfections all the time and you don't see us posting positive body image bullshit, trying to feed you women a turd sandwich and saying it's really steak dinner.

/rant
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50.
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>>715309861
That hair, makeup, clothing and photo. She looks like she is 44 from the 90's.
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>>715298511
I think I had my first ever wank to her in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue back in 1992, and she seemed old then.
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I fucking love this mousey faced bitch
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>>715310220
Kek. She does have horrible fashion sense.
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>>715295195
SLUT!
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Grandpa here's your dream girl
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>>715310242

Man those used to be spectacular spank fuel.
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>>715310464
Her breath must be awful based on the fact that she literally cannot close her mouth.
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>>715310464
Almost posted her on my friends behalf. He can't help but think he will find a girl like her. So obsessed that when he dates a girl, he mostly stops dating or stops contact with the girl and his response is "She isn't anna kendrick tho".
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>>715290839
Heather
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>>715310147
would do anything to grope those tits
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>>715310918
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>>715310990

Goddamn.
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37. Would cause multiple compound fractures of her pelvis.
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>>715310918
Should probably invite her daughter to join in.
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>>715311574

Tommy Lee's cock must be the Fountain of Youth.
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>>715290839
Her MILF factor keep me arising.
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36 and I'd smash like Hulk.
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>>715290839
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>>715290839
amidoinitrite?
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>>715312549

They ever find that bitch's plane?
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>>715308105
Way fucking hotter than Denise Richards, even in Starship Troopers. Richards had tits going for her, that's about it.
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>>715311787
yes!!
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Her
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>>715295711
damn, her head is way too big. looks like michelangelo made her and tried to fix perspective by making her head bigger, so you can't tell when you stand below
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Her also
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Eva LaRue, my celebrity mommy.
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oH yeah
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so much
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41. In the Velma costume all damn day.
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all day long
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>>715312029
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All of my semen.
I get hard occasionally when watching Elementary.
Can't believe she's almost 50
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my god
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Um hellooooo
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>>715306098
you're damage controlling the shit out of it!
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Still pretty tasty at 39.
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>>715314286
Maybe back in the day for my incest fantasies.
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is over 30 supposed to be something special?

At least make it over 40
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>>715314370

Dewey?
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>>715314416
Always tried to picture her nude when watching law and order
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>>715314584

She likes tacos and burritos.
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>>715314558
I wonder what happened to him
I have this theory he's actually a robot an that's him on the middle
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what if they LOOK over 30
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>>715314585
oh man she was hot then
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>>715314801
I want to cum in her so bad.
Nhgggg...
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>>715314700
He became a cop somewhere down south. Joined the USAF Reserve too, I was in Afghanistan with him.
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>>715314977
>>715314977

Forgot Pic
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>>715314746
that thing looks like a ferret
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>>715314801

Why the fuck does everyone on TV cross draw these days?
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>>715290839
Here's one over 60 I'd do with extreme vigor.
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>>715315111

Wonder if she's had those salami nips fixed yet.
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salma
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>>715315111
She went downhill fucking fast, looks like a coke whore now
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hard to believe she's 46
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>>715315268
>>715315162

you know you would hit it
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>>715315394
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>>715290839

cate blanchett
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>>715315339

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8
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>>715315394
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>>715315394
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>>715315394

looking this hot and only 41
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>>715315339
Oh fuck he's more of Sarah
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>>715315713

Ms. Skeltal, plz go.
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>>715309861
Mein schwartz.jpg
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>>715315876

Those are some magnificent tits.
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>>715315394

> poke stomach
> sounds like a garbage bag
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Off to bed, hopefully to dream of a bunch of these women tying me up and having their way with me.
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>>715296218
She needs to fix that humongous jawline before I would let her suck on my pecker.
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Mines always been Diane Lane
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