THIS IS JEOPARDY!
https://youtu.be/eNkvxqGmscY
Your host: Alex Trebek!
Good evening and welcome to another round of Jeopardy. Joining us this evening are: Anon, Anon and Anon.
The categories are:
Memes
Niggers
Pornography
Normies
Posts
The Internets
Let's play. Anon, we'll go to you to start us off.
>>715289089
Niggers for 100, Alex.
>>715289362
>>715289578
What is "dindu nuffin?"
>>715289655
Correct.
Anon, to you...
>>715289739
I'll take the internets for 1,000
>>715289825
>>715290084
Who is Al Gore?
>>715290204
Correct.
Anon takes the lead.
>>715290357
I'll take memes for 100.
>>715290442
>>715290641
What is "kek"?
>>715290825
Correct.
>>715290919
Normies for 1,000, please, Alex.
>>715290946
>>715291119
What is tumblr?
>>715291119
What is Tumblr?
>>715291119
What is tumblr?
>>715291187
>>715291189
>>715291204
Correct.
Anon's now in the lead.
>>715291440
I'll do "Niggers" for a thousand, Alex
>>715290641
Trebek you stupid fuck, "Kek" comes from World of Warcraft, because it is literally "LOL" when spoken by an Orc to a Human. Learn your fucking memes.
>>715291529
>>715291574
What is "I love the java jive and the it loves me!"
Just like your mother, Trebek!
>>715291751
What is "I love the java jive and it loves me"?
>>715291751
But I don't like niggers no siree
>>715291900
Judges...?
Incorrect.
>But I don't like niggers, no sir-eee.
But I don't like niggers, no sir-eee, is what we were looking for there.
Anon, that'll set you back a thousand.
Anon, that puts you in the lead. What'll you take?
>>715292104
Please press the buzzer sooner, anon.
I'll take pornography for 1000 Alex
>>715292204
Trebek you toilet stain I did.
I'll take niggers for 1600
I think we just had a commercial break
>>715292363
>>715292819
Who is Anna Nicole Smith?
>>715292819
Who is Anna Nicole Smith
>>715292819
Who is Anna Nicole smith
>>715292365
>>715292924
Correct.
>>715293040
You know people will post their own questions in the thread to derail it.
>>715293040
What is Johnny rebel?
>>715293040
Who is Johnny rebel?
>>715293040
who is moonman
>>715293249
Fucking auto correct
>>715293040
Moon man
>>715293249
>>715293260
>doot doot doot.
>Moonman.
We were looking for "Moonman."
Anon, to you...
>>715293417
Correct!
Over to you.
>>715293446
Memes for 500
>>715293446
The Internets for 500 Alex
>>715293537
>>715293790
what is 9/11?
>>715293216
I'm frankly shocked how long this has gone on without derailment.
I'll take power level for over 9000, Alex.
>>715293790
what is the sinking of the titanic
>>715293545
>>715293790
what is the sandy hook hooting
>>715293790
What is Pools closed?
>>715293790
What is Martin Luther King Day
>>715293790
What is the Habbo Hotel raid when the pool was closed?
>>715293973
what is omeggle?
>>715293973
What is an Internet Protocol Address?
>>715293973
What is hasfaggotry?
>>715293973
what is chat roulette
>>715293973
What is a portal
>>715293973
What is a username?
>>715294008
>>715294061
Correct!
Anon takes the lead.
>>715293973
what is Space Pirate tuuuuuuubes
>>715294112
Correct.
Over to you.
>>715294163
Memes for 700
>>715294238
Posts for 800 Alex.
>>715294238
Posts for 200
Memes for 300
>>715294363
>>715294289
>>715294508
what is shit posting
>>715294508
What is shitposting?
I posted your mother's shit, too, Trebek.
>>715294508
what is shitposting?
>>715294508
Scat
>>715294508
What is epic shitposting?
>>715294508
What is scat
>>715294576
>>715294584
>>715294591
>>715294622
Correct!
>>715294508
>>715294576
and ill take posting for 1000 next
>this whole thread
>>715294508
What is an australian post?
>>715294681
Normies for 800 please
>>715294684
>>715294974
what is
>greentext
>>715294802
Also acceptable.
>>715294974
what is greentext?
>>715294974
Greentexting
I'll take memes for 800
>>715294974
What is greentexting?
>>715294974
>>715295009
i'll take normies for 1000 next
>>715294974
>what is greentext
Ill take noemies 500
>>715294974
What are Cliff Notes
>>715295009
>>715295039
>>715295045
Correct!
>doot doot doot
And with that sound we conclude the round.
Anon takes the lead over our reigning champ, Anon. Good job there.
We'll be back after these messages. Stay tuned.
>>715295234
that first anon can suck my below-average cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph4mhRzQESU
I'm going to find that Daily Double Damn it
for the love of fuck dont let this thread die
>>715289089
For the love of KEK Screen Shot This!
Sometimes I love this place
>>715294974
>a carat proceeds it
^Suck it Trebek you newfag.
>>715289089
"Shave Balls"
"Take that shit to /Soc/"
>>715289089
Where is that daily Double!
I'll take the physical challenge Alex
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back!
Thank you for sticking with us through our sponsored messages.
And now, for round two of JEOPARDY!
Categories are:
Dick Rate Thread
Check 'Em
SJWs
Nigger KANGS
Boards No One Posts On
Anon has $4,600
Anon has $3,800
and Anon is in the lead with over $9,000.
Anon, start us off...
>>715296432
check em for 100
>>715296691
who is patrick bateman (christian bale)
>>715296824
Correct!
I'll take a check Em for 200
>>715296824
Dafuq what happened to the question.
>>715296432
I'll take boards no one posts on for 7.
>>715296962
Technical difficulties.
>>715296910
>>715297122
kek
or kys
>>715296432
OP Cmon... you Craka' Lakin.
>>715297122
What is "Get"?
>>715297122
FAG!
>>715297028
>>715297122
what is "fag"?
>>715297122
WHAT IS FAG!
>>715297276
Correct!
>>715297276
How is get slang? Thats just a common word.
>>715297312
What is all of 4chan
>>715297312
What is 7chan?
>>715297376
the category was "check em"
>>715297312
what is /mlp/?
>>715297363
I'll take memes for 1000
>>715297376
What is OP is a fag?
>>715297122
checked! OH You!
>>715297312
/r9k/
>>715297312
What is /lgbt/?
>>715297466
Oh I see what you did there
>>715297312
/lgbt/
>>715297376
it's a novel use. It's also not slang, it's lingo or jargon, because it's specific to a culture/place/etc.
This is fun, so this more often anon
>>715297363
I'll take dick rate for $600
>>715297376
Judges...?
GET, as in "Get"ting dubs... A little quicker on the buzzer.
>>715297671
Quiet in the audience, please.
>>715297438
>>715297441
>>715297565
>>715297598
>>715297640
Correct! Anon takes the lead.
>>715297773
Boards for 400
>>715297757
>>715293919
>>715297968
What is niggers?
>>715297968
What is "Caucasians"?
>>715297968
Niggers
>>715297968
who are australians?
>>715298041
>>715298066
Correct!
>>715297968
who are niggers
>>715297968
What are jews
Anon, over to (you).
>>715298120
You said "these" twice and in a way that implies the antecedent was different (asking for two ethnicities)
>>715295754
Include me in screenshot
>>715298283
I'll take the internets for 1000
>>715298120
Dick Rate for 1000 Alex
>>715298283
Boards for 400
Include me in screencap
the pros have arrived, waiting for next question
>>715298317
Judges?
>doot doot doot
That question has passed. Better luck on the next question.
>>715298892
AOL
>>715298892
what is AOL?
>>715298443
>>715298892
What is AOL, my lord?
>>715299073
/r9k/
>>715299073
What is us?
>>715299111
checked
>>715299073
What is /r9k/?
>>715299009
>>715299111
Correct!
>>715298934
>>715299170
Anon, answers must be in the form of a question.
Anon takes the lead. Over to you.
>>715299243
Correct!
>>715299292
I'll take dick rate for 1000
>>715299292
I'll take memes for 666
>>715299333
Nice digits
>>715299333
I'll take SJWs for 400
>>715298874
KFC kek..
>>715299073
What is /k/ ?
Fagtard gunslingers
>>715299392
>>715299613
What is zoom?
>>715299613
What is crop?
>>715299613
what is perspective?
>>715299613
What is trick photography ?
>>715299672
>>715299752
>>715299833
Incorrect.
>>715299768
Judges...?
We'll accept it.
Perspective. Also known as "The low angle power shot..."
Anon, pick a category.
Toasting in an epic bread
Cap this shit
>>715299893
Niggers for 1000
>>715299893
I'll take nigger kangs for 500 alex
I'll take Memes for 400 Alex
>>715299939
>>715300063
>>715299893
Fuck you Alex, you corporate sellout. What happened to the dream maaan? You were gonna slay Brazilian pussy and give no fucks about the man
>>715300220
What is "9000 penises" oprah
>>715300220
Who is Oprah Cuntfree?
>>715299613
wat is a fisheye lens.
>>715300220
What is Oprah?
>>715300220
Who is Wendy Williams?
>>715300319
>>715300355
Correct!
Anon takes the lead.
>>715300220
Who is Oprah?
>>715300409
Nigga kangz for 800
>>715300388
Correct and checked.
>>715300409
Nigga kangz for 1000
THE PEOPLE DEMAND NIGGER KANG QUESTIONS ALEX
>>715300494
Oh shit, who is Morgan Freeman incoming.
>>715300620
Who is Rodney King
>>715300620
Who is OJ?
>>715300620
who is black science man
>>715300620
who is oj simpson?
>>715300679
>>715300730
>>715300750
>>715300756
Incorrect.
Anon?
>>715300620
you cant corner the dorner.
>>715300620
Who is christopher dorner
>>715300873
who is christopher "flame is rising" dorner.
>>715300904
>>715300938
Correct!
>>715300904
>>715300938
oh fuck, forgot about him.
ill take oldfag 4chan for 600 alan
>>715300873
Who is Martin Luther king Jr.?
>>715301018
niggaz for 1000000000
>>715301057
normiez for over 9000 you fucking white male
>>715301329
the fuck is triforce you piece of shit?
>>715301329
what is a triforce
>>715301329
What is triforce?
>>715301415
Correct!
Anon, to you...
>>715301502
memes for 9000
>>715301329
Seriously, what is a triforce? I'm new
Back to you Alex
>>715301502
fuck you trebek i answered first
>>715301502
niggaz for 120000
>>715301502
er, dick rate thread for 400 please
>>715301329
what is alt255 alt 255 alt i forget the rest
>>715301562
>>715301696
Windows: [alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
Mac: [option-space] + [option-space] + [option-J] + [enter] + [option-J] + [option-space] + [option-J]
Linux: [Ctrl+Shift+U + a0] [
>>715301836
"Chinaman" is the clue.
>>715301836
what is "call the amber lamps"
>>715301859
god fucking dammit
Linux: [Ctrl+Shift+U + a0] [Ctrl+Shift+U + a0] [Ctrl+Shift+U + 25b2] [Enter] [Ctrl+Shift+U + 25b2] [Ctrl+Shift+U + a0] [Ctrl+Shift+U + 25b2]
>>715301836
What is worldstar
>>715301859
oh, thanks!
>>715301946
>doot doot!
>>715301921
Correct!
>>715301836
What is Worldstar, baby?
>>715302053
memes for 1000, big boy
>>715301836
what is call an amber lambs"
>>715302053
thanks, alex.
>>715302149
>>715302323
what is Cheese Pizza
>>715302323
what is cheese pizza?
>>715302323
what is cheese pizza?
>>715302431
>>715302459
Correct!
>>715302323
What are sinks?
>>715302497
I'll take memes for whatever is left
>>715302497
normies for 400
>>715302497
niggas again for 666
>>715302323
what are japanese usb onahole warmers
>>715302520
Kek
>>715302591
>>715302856
What is the dinosaur
>>715302968
Correct!
>>715302856
What is open the door get on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur?
>>715302856
what is everybody walk the dinosaur?
>>715302856
get on the flood everybody walk the dinosaur
>>715303012
I'll take kangz for 600 alex
>>715303012
normies for 400
>>715303083
>>715303309
What are the lulz
man this makes me miss the old days
i'm coming back after a hiatus and it's shitter than before
doesn't seem fun
>>715303309
What is New fags
tits or gtfo
>>715303368
Correct!
>>715303309
what is new fags, my lord?
>>715303538
Normies for 800
>>715303538
Give me normies for whatevers left
>>715303550
it was for the lulz, op was just a faggot who didnt word it so it became the answer to the question.
>>715303538
Sjw for 400 please alex
>>715303651
>>715303723
>>715303405
^ QUESTION EXAMPLE ^
>>715303972
What are old fags?
>>715303972
Who are faggots?
>>715303972
old fags
>>715303972
What are old fags.
>>715304059
>>715304085
>>715304118
Correct.
>>715303972
What are faggots?
>>715304218
Correct!