What's the first thing you'd do if you woke up

Probably take a shit

>>715286641
Become a single mother and go on welfare.

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>>715286641

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg&t=4s

>>715286641
be worse at everything.

>>715286786
Holy fuck that's creepy

>>715286951
this

>>715286641
Be amazing at everything

be happy about not having gender dysphoria

>>715286641
Sue everyone and anyone I could for mislabeling me a male all these years.

>>715286641
Prostitute myself, as a young tasty lady I could earn lots of money just by laying on my back. Then invest all my monies and be a rich old lady

>>715288066
Enjoi getting robbed without a pimp to protect you

complain about a "wage gap" so I can scam my boss into paying me more than everyone else

>>715286641
Probably fuck some niggers. Not even bait

>>715288066
>>715288066

and if anything goes wrong, just blame society and men for it, the way women do

>>715286641

>Masturbate
>Free entry into clubs
>Free drinks
>Free clothes and accessories from admirers
>Guaranteed entry into most jobs
>Act like a damsel in distress in the workplace to get delegated to the easiest position and still have saps do my job for me
>Dont even have to open my legs to abuse the power of being a female

Basically, if I woke up as a woman tomorrow, I'd be set for life.

Find a sugar daddy and live the rest of my life in luxury

>>715286641
mastubate

>>715286641

Freak out.

Camwhore on twitch for money

>>715286641
Flick the bean

>>715289053
Yeah if you woke up an attractive woman.
If you were butt ugly, none of this would happen.

>>715286641
gang bang

>>715286641
Buy all the shoes

>>715289459
Expanding on that, I would suck a few dicks for a few thousand on Backpage, buy equipment and a good rig, and while camwhoring id collaborate with other camwhores.

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>>715286641
I will wake up as a women tomorrow since I am one.

>>715289835
You win

>>715289935
Moar w/ timestamp

Live life on easy mode.

>>715289535

Its incredibly hard for a woman to be really ugly unless your face is severely disfigured. I'd still cash in on ladies night and if i made friends with a group of hotter girls, i'd still get free shit.

>>715289425
This.

>>715289535
Disagree.
Woman I work with is a fucking tool, cost the company a small six figure sum.

Has 3 people that all do her jobs for her, and get paid a lot less.

Has accidently ordered stock wrong, filling one of the warehouses with a product that I didn't even know we sold. (Now someone else orders stock in that unit, one of the 2 responsibilities she was mainly in place for)

She's short, fat, ugly as fuck, sounds like shit, and is so annoying seven people who work with/under her have quit, citing her as the main reason.

She didn't even put out, her manager is a bit of a cuck, but she's in no way seductive. Even being fat her tits are not even there, and she dresses like a granny.

Oh, she's on 12 months paid leave now after working for the company for about 30 months. We hired a new person to cover her role, at a reduced rate, he constantly bombards EVERY other department asking if there is anything he can do to help, all his work is done before Lunchtime.
> have seen him sweeping up once, said he had been so bored and didn't want to bother the clearing staff.

Women have it easy as fucking pie.

>>715289053
>>715289535

The middle aged and ugly women complaining about being ignored are just mad because they are treated like every guy under an 8/10 is

>>715286641
absolute first thing: high five god
then I'd have to lock my door and come up with some way to explain it logically to my parents
Imagine trying to explain that to anyone, they'd all call you a liar and you'd probably go to jail for kidnapping yourself or something.

>>715289935
Picture of both feet, toes spread wide.

>>715286717
underrated post

>>715286641
she fap in front of the mirror, then go to a club and make out with chicks, possibly scissor

>>715289535

All women, no matter how old and ugly, still get the comfiest and easiest jobs in factories, they work sitting down at whatever pace they desire in one machine. Men work standing up (12 hour shifts) and operate 3 to 5 large machines and get slavedriven by bosses to produce more. The women don't because "it's not expected for them to produce as much as a male".

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>>715289935
I'm not doing a time stamp. You boys don't deserve one. Women are the master race

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I'd probably get a massive boner playing with myself

>>715290612
PIC OF BOTH FEET, TOES SPREAD WIDE BITCH!

>>715286641
>first thing you'd do if you woke up as a woman
Probably this in general >>715289053
But more specifically, >>715289367
and then >>715289459 for a living. Pretty ideal life if you ask me.

>>715290612
well then, you know where the exit is, bitch

>>715289935
>>715290612

You may be a woman on the inside, but you seem to have a male body. And a cock. Nice try, guy.

>>715286641
Kill myself to perpetuate trans suicides

Sign up/ go to anywhere there are changing rooms or lockers. Be the best creeper ever and lesbo the fuck out.

>>715290612

>Women are the master race

citation needed

>>715286641
Enjoy all the benefits of being a woman
>free alcohol
>free drugs
>people always being nice to you
>lots of secret club shit
>first preference on literally everything; jobs, finding a place to rent
>constant free offerings for sex

>>715286641
butter my eyelashes

Show my tits on /b/
Then have sex with a kid and claim he raped me

>>715288151
>What are countries with legal prostitution.
You know it's just a normal job in some countries, right?

>>715290651
What is wrong with her pussy?

>>715289535
>>715290061
This. The only ugly women are fat women, and even they have fetishist weirdos that go after them. Going from fat to thin is as easy as fucking losing weight. Luckily chicks get cheaper/free entry to places like gyms over guys just cuz they're chicks.

>>715287088
giving birth at home?

>>715290612
women aren't a race

Dress super slutty to fuck the first hot guy I find. After I get it down, go to a party, get drunk, get gangbanged and filled with cum.

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>>715286641
Wonder how could this happen

Depends. If I'm a women forever then nothing changes. But if it's temporary:

If no one recognizes me and I have no chance to get pregnant when I change back, I'm fucking my best friend, my dad and then two of my les friends.

If people know me, probably just take pics of myself, make vidoes for selling later on. Do special fetish vidoes etc.Fuck like 1 random guy to see how it feels like. That about it.

>>715286641

Depends on how hot I was

>>715286641

Take my morning piss and then get thrown out of the house because my fam don't know me.

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>>715286641
Stick something in my butt and it be totally okay.

go to a bar, try to get free drinks without getting raped

>>715291382

And don't forget the TONS of emotional support I'd get from other people just because I'd be a woman.
Most women can simply "stop" being ugly. Take care of your skin. Brush your goddamn teeth. Shave. Do your hair in a way that suits you. Use flattering clothes and lose some weight.
Most men do these things every fucking day. It's not painful. It's not a chore. It's basic fucking hygiene.
And then women STILL get to use subtle makeup to hide asymmetries and imperfections. I have never met a woman who wasn't disfigured horribly that couldn't go from "ugly duckling" to a solid fuckable woman in a couple days of experimenting with makeup.

Women live life on the easy-as-fuck mode always and still bitch like hell.

roll over and lick my wife`s pussy

>>715290651
Uh... I sense a problem with your plan.

>>715286641
Would I have to be a woman? I want to be a little girl instead. I want to be a little girl and marry a big strong man and get fucked by his big adult cock in my little preteen pussy and give him a bunch of babies and be a good little housewife.

Twiddle the clit

http://zip.er.cz/jxb

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basically find the richest virgin nerd and blow him for lots of money. just keep finding virgins. it wouldn't be that hard. just take any intro comm class where people give speeches you can see you is confident pretty quickly. Twitch, playboy, modeling. our culture is sexually repressed it so easy and you don't even have to be a slut

>>715292041

You would first have to sift through the millions of men who'd take you up on that offer.

>>715286641
I'd prolly start complaining. Wymyn, amirite?

>>715289935
TITS
Or
gtfo

Complain about the wage gap.

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I'd probably shove something big up my snatch to see what it feels like. I've always wondered.

>>715286641
Sauce?

get cramps

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>>715286641
Well I work a door-to-door sales gig where our office is 95% men, if I woke up as a hot girl I'd go back into work cause I'd be eager to see what happens to my numbers if I used sex appeal instead of charm and presence

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>>715286786

>>715289935
why is the top of your ass so bumpy

>>715291977
Exxxxxxactly. Women act like it's patriarchal oppression to have to not look horrible in order to attract attention from men (the men they are interested in of course, any guy they aren't the attention is just creepy)

>>715292901
Don't juuuudge me!... I am a strong independEnt black woman that don't need no man.

>>715292041
if only more women in society took that tact. Instead of wasting their times on pointless careers making powerpoints and retiring to their cats.

Not have a job anymore, because there's no way anyone I work with is going to believe that I'm suddenly a woman. Probably not my family either.

I might not have a place to live anymore either, since that's under a male name. This is going to require much more thought than OP has planned for...

go back to sleep

>>715293232
you're gonna have to whore yourself out to me now you filthy slut!

>>715293526
Mmm, no. My first thought is to hit the road and not look back, but I'd probably end up getting raped that way. I'd sigh, pay up my apartment for another month, buy some clothes that fit my new body. Then, unfortunately, I'd have to find a new job and new place to live. I could probably score a job around here pretty easy, since it's a college town, same with a place to live. There's always someone around here looking for a female roommate, fucking desperate college guys. So that shouldn't be too rough. After all that's settled, I need to get my Associates degree again, and we're back on track mostly.

Assuming that no one cares about actually looking at my high school diploma that I don't have anymore.

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>>715293962
i wnat to fuck you in ass and pussy

get down on your legs and spread em bitch

i hump and i bump ya all day long! i slap you fuck up and cum on your asshole and force you to lick it clean

Give my virginity to a good man.
Give it up regularly for food/dinner,lunch.

>>715294157
so BE a woman... nice move.

>>715293195
Yeah, feminism has ruined most women. It's so sad.

>>715286717
assuming I'd had enough fiber the night before yes.

>>715286641
Finally breathe.

>>715294133
>cum on your asshole
>force you to lick it clean

Wut?

>>715294516
Elaborate.

>>715287731
:/

>>715293232
>>715293526

No it doesn't. If you wake up as a woman, your name is still the same. Your assets are still the same. Just hide your breasts under a sweater until you can legally change your name to something female. Assuming your hair didn't grow out like crazy over night, thats all you have to do. If it did, either cut it or wear a woolcap.

You still have access to all your shit. Turning into a woman wouldn't change your name and history. Your facial structure and body would change to acomodate OP's "wake up as a woman" rule, but overall you'd be you.

Play with my tits

>>715294580
Closet transgender, look too much like a guy and don't have the balls to try and do anything about it.

>>715286641
freak the fuck out, what the hell else? I mean if you woke up in a completely different body without knowing it was gonna happen I think that'd be enough to halt your normal thought processes at least for a bit.
On the plus side you could go completely off the grid since no one would know you and there'd be no record of you being born. Even better if you're attractive.
Goodbye student debt, warrants, all that.

>>715294580

Men are extremely oppressed in western society. This anon is either sick of this, or secretly wishes he were a woman.

By "finally breathing", the anon means he can finally enjoy the world for the beauty it has as he is no longer cursed to forever be a second class citizen.

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Why is this not the only answer so far?

>>715294995
>don't have the balls to try and do anything about it
start with your balls and tear them out now with your bear teeth. NOW OR YOU NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE AND YOU STAY AS A BLOKE FOREVER!

Get laid, preferably with a guy with a nice dick. I'd probably love vaginal sex enough to the point I'd do it once or twice daily.

i'd masturbate. test out what my holes could take (since i already fuck my pooper).

then become a camgirl. even average/ugly chicks can make a decent living doing it.

>>715294133
fuck off, randy!

>>715294818
We might as well simplify it to "you wake up tomorrow as a woman, with your life modified accordingly such that you've always been a woman. IE your family knows you're a chick, you still have your job, the same friends, etc."

I would use my female privilege to get a better job in a STEM field.

Go out and offer free fucks to all beta and fat guys... because they never get any normally and i want to be nice.

>>715295357
So, you should probably confront the fact that you are gay. He never once said you woke up with her mindset either, just woke up with the body of a woman. And you immediately want a nice dick in you...

>>715295589
Its not gay if you have lady bits to do the job.

>>715295478

I wasn't taking the magic that far, but sure. That would just be switching to easy mode.

If you turned into a woman suddenly, you'd have some explaining to do but, confronted with "i just grew breasts and a cunt overnight", most likely your friends and family would argue that acomodating your life to this weird event is the best you or anyone could do.

tl;dr, waking up as a woman is always life on easy mode

>>715286641
shave my face lmao

>>715295212
No dice homie, hence the above post and the nature of this thread.

>>715286641
We all know what we would do
>look in the mirror
>"holy shit i'm a woman!"
>slowly come to the realization
>start finding things to insert into our nearly acquired vaginas

>>715295589

The body of a woman includes the brain and endocrine system of a woman. If male-to-female transexuals can actually notice the difference in their own thoughts when they begin HRT, turning into a woman outright WOULD change your mindset, including your emotionality and some tastes

I wish i were woman. Id fuck so many guys for money and be rich in my whoring ways.

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>>715294995
Sooner than later anon. It's your life and you'll have to live with it, might as well be you.

And afterword come back and post butt.

go to the bar with the sluttiest outfit on and see how many free beers i can get

>>715295584
You say that but then you'd actually get near one and realize why they're still beta virgins in the first place :/

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>>715295212
Who the fuck keeps bear teeth in order to castrate themselves?

Jk, I know it's a typo (see filename)
Still, your premise is flawed. Who wears a mouth guard to bite stuff?

>>715296209
Oh god you're probably right.

>>715286951
/thread

be opressed

>>715296417
>Jk, I know it's a typo
It's not a typo. i did mean bear teeth. its only fags that don't keep a pair around

>>715296209
truth

i know a trap that is semi-passable. he lets a few beta dudes fuck his ass as pity fucks and says they're unbearable to be around most of the time.

>>715286641
Hopefully be hot enough to make money as a stripper.

>>715296791
>only fags
>transgender
He has no bear teeth, anon.

>>715297032
the people who need them most. damn near poetic, don't ya think?

>>715294133
Fuck off, Randy Bobandy.

>>715286786
DO YOU REMEMBER HER NAME?

>>715296791
Thanks for the heads up. Which is best: polar, grizzly or black bear. Surely not koala or panda.

open a chaturbate account and start webcamming. make decent money on the side. start seeing which of my wife's friends actually have bi tendencies and exploit them. Use my sex to get ahead at work or go into real estate and start fucking clients.

Lock myself in my room and play with my titties all day

>>715286641
>>715286641
Become a lesbian

>New Ch@a@n open,

http://zip.er.cz/10148

>>715286786
it looks like she's going to eat it.

>>715298795
>Lock myself in my room
found the lodger!

>>715286641
Screw over men, get free meals just for being female then go on a date. I wouldnt call him anymore after the dinner. and he pays for it too

kill my ex

>>715288066
Why do so many men have this fantasy when this question is brought up? They always say they'd just be a huge whore and get fucked. That means you want to get fucked by a man. Faggot.

>>715300695
I don't want to be fucked by men in a man's body but if i were a woman's body i'd probably drool over cock

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>>715300963
But you're already thinking about that as a man right now, and let's assume that you'd still have the same mind in a woman's body.

>>715286641
Join a convent.

>>715301153
yeah but im a man imaging myself as a woman being fucked by a man. when i imagine myself as a man being fucked by a man, i feel disgusted

>>715301376
imagining*

>Wake up
>Do what I do on a normal day
>Be seen as the smartest, most driven, successful woman that ever lived
>I'm average male

>>715290612
>>715291106
>>715291416

plz leave us unless timestamp

>>715301561
yeah but once you have all of that estrogen it will kill your drive and energy

>>715286717
amazingly underrated post

>>715291799
Woah you're fucked up Oedipus

>>715301785
You mean Elektra

>>715301785
Oedipus fucked his mom, Elektra fucked her dad... In a woman it is called an Elektra Complex, not an Oedipal complex

>>715301785
Electra fuckwit

>>715301785
>>Oedipus
Elektra

I'd kill babies and have people be sympathetic of me for it

>>715289053
this. although id like to know what it would be like to get fucked. just curious

>>715302375
That only works if they are your babies

>>715302375
go back to church faggot

>>715302455
Go back to faggot church

>>715286641
> check all my personal papers to see if it is a just my body or a full identity change
> check my social media sites to see if change was retroactive
> contact girlfriend to let her know, and see if anything happened to her
> hide out at home to see if I change back in 24 hours or some shit
> spend that time exploring new body
> shave pits, pubes, legs
> take lots of pictures of myself (in case I change back)

>>715302542
Go faggot to back church

>>715286641
I always wonder how this would work. Did I wake up looking like my sister when she was my age? (we've always had a strong family resemblance) or do I have the body of some random woman? Or did I just wake up with the same body but different genitals, in which case I am one hairy woman....

>>715286786
fuck

>>715286641
go on 4chan and post tits

>>715286641
Same thing I'm gonna do tomorrow anyway, just charge more per blowjob!

>>715286641

Lern2scissor.

call out of work pretending to be a family member. Spend the day at the adult theater taking cocks.

poke some holes in some condoms to give my life some meaning (jk any retard can raise a kid)

>>715301685
Ok fine, I'll lay around doin opiates all day while never eating and mooching off of Ramone who occasionally gets too rough with me but at least he gives me free dope and doesn't cheat too often although I did walk in on him grabbing my best friends butt.