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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>715255637
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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FINALLY!
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still here
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Awoo?
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>>715271148
Why
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Claim
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Why won't you let me in the discord?
Me and Tomoko are friends :(
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>>715271225
no
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>>715271197
Why not?
>>715271225
AWOOO
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>>715271239
want my number? o:
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>>715271343
But she's cute, why lewd her
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>>715271307
>Pure autism begins to leak of of my tearducts
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>>715271353
phone number? :o
9282879958
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>>715271491
ok?
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Sameji claim'd
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>>715271505
thanks o:
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>>715271462
Nothing is safe from lewd, anonymous!
>>715271596
A-wooooooo!
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This world is naught but memes and chaos.
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>>715271741
thats my waifu ur lewding o:
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>>715271853
*tips fedora*
hi o:
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>>715271628
> I begin my final metamorphosis of transforming into Harambe 2.0, the unstoppable world eater.
>>715271741
Awoo~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOCHUdrFVU4
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>>715271736
you can add me on discord :o
I'm low on service and can't reply to texts (but can still receive them I guess)
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>>715271985
hand biter?
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>>715271853
I certainly hope it isn't
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>>715271998
i don't have a discord >:o
whats ur discord?
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>>715270938
Tharja and dat ass.
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>>715272220
Forgot Pic
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>>715272156
i want to be frisk in that pic
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>>715272186
#coolcatoreo1927
:o
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>>715272092
;) you got it
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>>715271741
She'd be safe for a while if you didn't lewd her :(
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>>715272284
So you want me to take the lead during dancing?
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>>715272352
that looks cuter than it should
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>>715272317
can i be ur discord daddy o:
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>>715272261
H O T G L U E
O
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G
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U
E
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>>715272489
Its obvious that they're gonna kiss lmao
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QOTT: Would you lick your waifu's anus after she pooped?
Be honest.
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>>715272560
if that means lewd then yes :o
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>>715272709
Would you? Be honest.
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>>715272709
that's a fetish of mine :o
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>>715272709
maybe
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>>715271985
A
w
o
ooooooo
>>715272445
Just shut up and love the butt!
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>>715272796
absolutely
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>>715272156
Eh, there's more than that, but its such an expansive more that its easier to generalize it :^]
>>715272709
>anal in general
Nah bro. Nah.
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>>715272709
Rory cant poop. She doesnt need to eat, sleep or breathe either.
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never posted in these fag threads
i'm just here to tell you op's waifu a shit
a SHIT
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>>715273091
Pretty gross to be honest with you, fam.
I love my waifu, but I would not lick her asshole right after she took a shit.
Now let's say she just got out of a bath or shower? I would eat that ass like a fat kid eats cake.
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>>715272709
If she wanted me too, yes.
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>>715272697
That's just the stance for the Donauwalzer here. They're not going to kiss, they're going to dance and twirl around like crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QYf0OIrHFc
They're twirling at 0:40
>>715272709
Absolutely not
>>715273114
Like what everyone else is doing. Generalization. That's okay though
>>715273234
A true hero
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>>715272709
if while she was doing it she pooped some more, yes
>>715272776
okay bby <3
>>715273147
if she ate then she would poop.
im sure she eats just for fun
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>>715273234
I'd rate her higher than your average klk though.
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>>715272864
I do, but it makes me sad to see waifus lewded
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>>715273340
why arent you posting tsuklasa? :o
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>>715272709
No.
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>>715272864
A w o o
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>>715272548
How about this?
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>>715272709
eww
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>>715273114
>>715273565
>>715273147
>>715273738
so few normal people...
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Posting indisputable purest waifu
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>>715273307
Such is life. It makes it easier at least. Every time I have to fix things I generalize it for people like "This thing just broke cause reasons n shit." When its really way more complex but I know they wouldn't get it.
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>>715272821
you don't have a waifu!
>>715272859
What if it were only once?
>>715273114
Don't you love her?
>>715273147
She has the be the perfect then because she'll never get fat.
>>715273292
She'll never know how much you truly love her if you don't do it.
>>715273306
I think you're insanely in love with her then.
>>715273307
Don't be afraid to try it.
>>715273340
Gross!
>>715273565
Don't you love her?
>>715273738
That waifu is claimed already!
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Quick attempt before I launch back into study
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
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>>715273340
She certainly drinks for fun.
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>>715273706
that looks more like it should yeah
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>>715273871
Top rapist.
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Claiming
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>>715273896
feck
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>>715273369
>says the hatsune miku claimer
Stooped even more seasonal than a boat
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>>715273880
I never said it's bad to generalize. You can't be a master in everything, so you generalize it for the people who aren't masters in it.
>>715273889
Just not gonna happen, nopenopenope
>>715273896
>>715273954
>pats the tripsguy
happy studying
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>>715273369
No, OP compared her to Tuka. Satsuki a confirmed shit.
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>>715273889
Probably
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>>715273889
I refuse to do anal period, no buttstuff, I do not stick my dick, nor any other part of my body, near anyone's asshole. Especially not after taking a shit. Its a deal breaker for me.
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>>715273896
You tried and thats all that matters ^^
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>>715273889
I do you just don't know who :o
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>>715273889
>How can you even say you love her if you won't even eat her poop
I get it. Memes. Old memes at that. It's just not my thing. I can prove I love her in other ways, not just by eating her ass after taking a shit.
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>>715273806
I just love my waifu and would do anything for her.
>>715273871
>purest
>posts gif of touching self
>>715273889
It's fucking nasty, but like I noted in the first reply.
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>>715273954
u succ
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>>715273921
Why couldn't he just g i v e t h e d i c k????
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>>715274084
Exactly, plus sometimes you can simplify instead of generalize.
>tfw Master Tech Guy
>tfw I'm actually just competent with computers and nobody else I know is.
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;[;[
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>>715273889
As that one Meat Loaf song goes, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
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>>715273889
i know?
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you guise
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>>715274178
Would you heavy pet your waifu?
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>>715274183
She was just making more love nectar to express her pure love for her boyfriend you savage
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>>715273806
>Normal
Yeah normal according to the transgender austrian faggot. Your parents are disappointed in you and you're boring.
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>>715274183
But there certainly are better ways to express your love than to eat someones ass after they took a shit
>>715274238
People also tend to overcomplicate the things they love. They just NEED to go deeper
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CLAIMED
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>>715270938
My waifu
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>>715274405
True, which is why I sometimes have to chill whenever I write my stories, I want to put so much detail but I know some of this shit is general knowledge or can be inferred.
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>>715274405
And like I said before, only if she wanted me too do it. I wouldn't just voluntarily do it, unless it was by request of her, and only her.
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>>715274335
Soft pets that get harder, maybe. Also if she did something that annoyed me or something similar I would. Not trying to hurt her, but definitely get her rustled.
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>>715273889
Thread successfully derailed. Good job.
I must leave for the time being! Farewell, everybody!
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>>715274586
I'd pet Hachikuji without mercy nor remorse ;)
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>>715274552
Then... let's just hope she'll never ask for that
>>715274507
>When I write my stories
What kind of stories do you write? You piqued my interest.
>>715274606
bye snail
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QOTT: if ur waifu was a futa would u succ her?
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Claiming Rachnera
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>>715274809
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>>715274809
Yes.
>>715274716
I'd hope she wouldn't.
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>>715274809
... Yes
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>>715274809
Only if she sucks me first.
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>>715274809
Probably not
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>>715274809
no
>>715274882
nice
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>>715274809
I love Alice no matter what
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>>715274185
Dont be mean to Tripsguy man. Thats just asinine.
>>715273954
Unlucky again.
>>715274362
But I probably am the most normal person currently in thread.
>>715274809
Honestly? Probably.
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