If this woman appeared on your bed and told you to eat the

>>715245161
Fuck no! You gotta draw the line somewhere dude...

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Is this that lvplastic slut on snapchat?

Either way would eat

Not without ketchup or mayo. Also depends on how old the fries are. Nobody wants cold fries.

>>715245161

No because of the following.

1. I don't want food in the bed.
2. I don't like overly salty fries.
3. She's obviously trying to kill me with poison so she can steal my stuff the sell for drugs.
4. Who the hell is she to order me around? What gives her the right to tell me what to do?

>>715245302
>mayo
disgusting

>>715245161
no i probably would just rape her

>>715245594
ikr, who uses mayo with fries?

>>715245639
Hold on there, buddy.

If this bitch appears on my bed and says anything I would call a shrink.

>>715245594
Mayo on fries is the best shit. Might be bad for you, but fuck yeah. Fuckin drown 'em in that shit.

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Just here for pics of this slut.

Also, who is this?

>>715245737
Fat neck beard detected

wtf i love mcdonalds now

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>>715245771

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>>715245161
sorry, I always eat the dessert first

>>715245648
My wife mixes ketchup and mayo together, drives me nuts...

>>715245161
nothing, the fries would say I raped them

>>715245161
Are they warm and is there ketchup

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>>715245963
1 more? Yeeee i can do 1 more

Nah...I'd fuck her while she eats the fries cuz we ain't wasting no gatdamn food

>>715246022
just like after you get done fucking on her period

>>715245963
I would bust a nut so big it would rupture her internal organs.

>>715245161
got ketchup??

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>>715245161
Is this you OP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM

>>715246137
and by that you mean you would dribble semen into her vagina as you drip sweat onto her from your double chin and wheeze asthmatically

>>715246286
Yes.

>>715246517
I knew it!

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More pics? My god...

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>>715245161
Is her dick painted like a fry?

How old?

The fries.

Nice try nigger.
I just came right from /FIT/ and let me telly you that shit is fucking awful for your body. No protein (Need I even fucking go on? NO PROTEIN = NO GAINS) and this shit has as much protein as OP has fucking girlfriends. FUCKING 0. Plus that shit's deep fried, which means all you are going to gain after eating that shit is MORE FAT DUMBASS! No pussy in the world is worth that trust me. Even if you could convince me to even CONSIDER eating a SINGLE FRENCH FRY in exchange for..... oh I don't know..... the ENTIRE WEALTH OF FUCKING ZIMBABWE, I WOULDN'T DO THAT SHIT. Fries are almost as bad for you as being a /b/ faggot or a fucking furry. Nice try faggot, but I'll take my fries in one way and one way only; IN THE SHAPE OF A FUCKING SET OF DUMBBELLS THAT I CAN LIFT TO GET FUCKING HUGE

>>715246302
kek

>>715247248
5.

Probably open the door do a 360 turn and leave

>>715246286
Why does he have the V for Vendetta mask as a face?

>>715245161
They're McDonalds fries so they'd be stone cold even 5 minutes after purchasing. Fuck that.

>>715245161
>>715245771
can't tell, is that the same girl?

also, who's the girl? she's obviously a pornstar for running a nude snapchat account

>>715245561
and that's what why you're a virgin

Eh, somewhat attractive some days at first; but after months of watching her snap stories lvplastic just reeks of rich, privileged, white gurl 'strayan autism.

>>715245161
somewhere, someone thought this would be a sexy photo shoot. i imagine it was some fat ass neckbeard and this chick was homeless and desperate at the time.

>>715248368
That's staying in the room you rancid swine. People would be this stupid if a woman is president

>>715248546
It's the same slut

>>715249087
thanks

so who is she? some pornstar or some random nude snapchatter?

>>715249386
Just a slut on Snapchat. She's an escort from what I can tell. She's not cheap either.

>>715249792
her body is tight, she can charge and people will pay

most prostitutes have that stereotypical big boobs/big ass that's way overrated

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>>715250244
Yup.

>>715250227
well then masturbate you dumb slut

>>715245161
sadly yes, my food standards are low

>>715245771
She finally shows her pussy? I was following her for months And all she'd show was tits.

>>715245161
i would tell her to get the fuck outta my house! boner or not, this person is still a stranger in my home and i have no idea what the eff she's doing there

>>715245161

tell her to use a blanket cover. disgusting

I would go for the MC Fish.

I would say shut the fuck up you stupid snap slut...I follow this Bitch too

>>715245161
If she doesn't have a feminine penis I'd tell her to get out! Boring bitches aren't allowed

>>715245161
Don't eat the crap, but have sex with her.

>>715245161
>>715245771
That nose job is awful. I'd have to break it before I'd fuck her. She was cute as hell too!

LOL, I remember this bitch. Had her on my snap for a while. She's crazy as fuck and not in a good way.

Eat the fuckin fries, whaddya expect

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>>715245161
Yes yes no feminine penis or boi pucci gtfo!

>>715248562
not him. but wtf. you think doing whatever girls tell you to do will get you laid?
Look up the red pill. It's a sub reddit. You might learn a thing or two.

>>715245161
I would feed her the fries. This bitch is too skinny.

>>715245161

I'd ask how the hell she got past my wife who's home and if she (wife) was cool with all this happening.

>>715245302
Canuck detected

>>715245161
More Mc.Donalds?

>>715245302
true
would not eat unless warmed

>>715245561
And because you are gay

No.

Potatos make me sick from the carbs.

>>715245161
She would eat my fry thats for sure

>>715254780
This girl is fuckin hot

She "appeared" in my bed and told me to "eat the fries"? This is some otherworldly shit I am not qualified to handle. I'd hire a witcher, or attempt to deal with the aberration with my reciprocating saw.

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>>715246286
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>>715245161
Yeah but im not sharing my tendies!!

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>>715255951
Yeah. After listening to her for 30 seconds you'll have two good reasons to want to rape her face thou

>>715245771

Im gunna need more pics of the fries pls

>>715256349
That's ok, I don't have to hear her so keep posting anon thx

>>715256107

Is that what you call it?

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>>715256506
Is what what I call what?

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>>715256591

>>715245161
id eat the fries

>>715245161
Are the fries still warm? Cold fries are the worst.

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>>715256805
Thanks plz keep posting

Ok, but first you have to eat the eggs.

>>715247061
Best

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>>715257357
That's almost all the good stuff - just search lvplastic for more

>>715245161
McD fries? hell no... next thing you ask me is to eat burger king chicken nuggets...

>>715250244
You have clearly NEVER visited a whore house...

>>715257993

nope, only seen street walkers

you a eurofag? I heard good shit about the girls there.