How do I ask my barber for a Hitlerjugend haircut without

Show them that picture and say "can I have a cut like this". You fucking idiot

>>715228052

Undercut with fade.

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>>715228052
Or just ask for the "The Side Part" cut

>>715228052
Ask for the style of haircut... Which was also common in other places in Europe at the time like Britain, I've got a picture of my grandad in his 20's with almost the same cut, he was in Australia.

That's an undercut you fuckin cuck

>>715228052
trimmed on the sides long on top
you're an ass

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Just tell him "heil hipster"

>>715228052
Just show him the picture

>>715228052
Top kek

>>715228052

ask him for a Rear Admiral

>>715228052
Hipster Cut

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>>715229446

>>715228052
>Barber:what you want fam?
>You:Just give me that ''I suck dicks for a living cut''
enjoy lil nazi faggot.

>>715228052
ask him for a clean shave with extra force

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>>715229730
Nigger detected.

Stay triggered.

>>715228052
Tell him you want the hipster queer cut

>>715229877
He's right tho it's like the faggiest haircut right now

I know who that person is.. Billy Bampton...fact kek kek

>>715229877
Dubs of truth

>>715228052
You do realize how much of a faggot you would look like with this haircut?

>>715228052
go get it in Berlin

>>715228052
If you are such a beta fag that you have to ask that question, maybe reconsider your laughable adopted ideology.

>>715228052
Op confirmed underage

>>715230317
All ideologies are adopted unless you're a cutting edge philosopher

>>715228052
Just ask one of the many dudes you suck off on a weekly basis to cut your hair. I'm sure one of them has hairdresser experience.

>>715228052
Tell him to make you look like a cunt.

>>715230500
he could take a picture of you

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>>715228052
OP is a faggot as always. Comes in thinking he's a hard ass talking about his nazi hipster haircut gets BTFO

>>715228052
ask your mom/female to do it and say you want to look like an old gentlemen.
also wuit being a raging homosexual

>>715230590
>>715230620
>hive mind 9200
over nine thousand. ebig

>>715230564
*rimshot*

>>715230413
pretty true

>>715228052
just say undercut, that's it

>>715230413
Worthy ideologies are earned through the tireless pursuit of knowledge, leading one to come to their own conclusions. Flawed ideologies come ready-made and are thrust upon weak-minded individuals. OP is clearly in the latter category.

>>715230884
Its adopted in either scenario faggot. Did you give birth to it? No, you adopted it from Nietzsche or Diogenes or whoever the fuck.

>>715228052
This looks like a Beverly Hills 90210 haircut. You sure you want to go through with this? I suggest you rethink It.

OP here haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate hate and I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake shake shake it off

>>715228052
Fauxhawk brushed to the side.

>>715230965
Bullshit. You have to make a mental leap to aggregate all you have learned. Anything short of that is just parroting those who have come before.

>>715228052
Tell the barber you want the back door special. He will understand.

>>715231234
If you think you've arrived at some novel outlook on the world, chances are you're wrong. Nothing new under the sun, and your ideology was likely shaped by philosophical ideas that preceded you rather than your independent struggles in a vacuum.

But keep grasping at that air of superiority over an anonymous troll on 4chan who hasn't even stated his ideology, just a desire for a faggy haircut.

>>715228052
FAGGOT!

>>715228052

machine short on the sides and back. then they will understand what u are looking for. get your hair cut by a white lady also.

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Why are you fuckers hating on this guy over a fucking haircut? That makes no sense.

>>715228120
/thread

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>>715231566
>Why are you fuckers hating on this guy over a fucking haircut? That makes no sense.

>>715228052
Just ask for a hipster haircut. 90% of 'men' /numales today have hair like this.

>>715231566
Hipster confirmed

>>715231402
It's not about being spoon-fed and completely conforming to any particular ideology. It's about the journey. It's about seeing the weaknesses and strengths as you form a strong code of life to live by, always taking in new data. This is concept is obviously lost on young dipshits ready to drink all the Kool-Aid in one mighty gulp.

>>715228052
call it a balkan iro if you're a yuropoor

>>715231724
because this is b newfaggot

>>715228956
triggered

>>715231724
He's got a point though.

People on this board don't hate because they hate something. they do it on such a regular basis it's more like a fucking hobby.

>>715228052
It's called a "regulation cut."

>>715231566
it's about the mental state which lets him axe such shite

>>715231956
You know nothing about the ideological positions of anyone ITT and your attempt to inflate your ego by rambling about the struggles of forging a unique ideology in the flames of adversity is really fucking pitiful.

>>715232022
Hello newfag

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>>715228052
Ask for the Macklemore special.

>>715232022
>defending the nu-male hairdo this hard

>>715232022
srsly replayn?

>>715231985
>newfaggot
>replies to wrong person
lol you're done.

>>715231724
He isn't dying his hair, read the conversation.
It's just hair bitch-nigger.

>>715231871
It's just hair bitch-nigger.

>>715228052
Ask for the twink

>>715232161
>he isn't dying his hair
No shit

>>715232022
They just want to vent from the frustrations of their useless lives... Let them be.

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>>715232137

>Walk into barber
>Ask for a number 1
>Walk out feeling like a man

>>715232237
So you admit the picture you posted was unrelated to the conversation. Thank you.

>>715232161
This is fantastic b8.
It's like I know it's b8 but I'm still biting happily.

Faggot

>>715232318
>So you admit the picture you posted was unrelated to the conversation.
Nope. You're pretty fucking dense though.

>what could be he correlation between these two nights-male hipster haircuts?

>>715232070
Ahh, is wittle wannabe Adolph anwry that he can't just have me gassed? Better get to school before your drunk dad comes in and beats your ass again, kiddo.

>>715228052
tip fedora and say g'day m8 I'll take the the gayest cut imaginable

>>715232422
I'm not into any of that shit, so thanks for proving my point

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>>715232318
Anon never said it was related though.

God, you hipsters are all so fucking stupid. What's up? Did your mommy forget to get your vape refils?

>>715228052
Kek. /b/ for fucking hair advice. How do I get a bowl cut without looking like a dipshit? Ops balsiest move ever. Hair like Hitler.

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>>715232486

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How do I get my hair cut like pic related without using the word faggot?

Ask for the Cristiano Ronaldo haircut and show him a picture

>>715232529
>how do I get a bowl cut without looking like a dipshit

Best post of the day, even though you're insulting the based bowlcut.

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>>715232394
>Denial
It's just hair. I don't know why you care so much. Oh... Right well kid when you get older (I don't know how to put this) there are more important things on your mind then the latest haircut. Well I know you're just going to get all bent out of shape over this so this is where the conversation ends for me. Just remember you can learn from this <3

>>715232378
No b8. There's more to life then the latest haircut. I don't know how you can't fathom that.

>>715232505
Can you read? Maybe try again?

...

ITT: Retards and kiddies

OP your gay ass going to delivar pic of the faggot cut?

>>715232718
I'd just say, "long-haired connoisseur of random men's penises." Pretty sure that's PC.

>>715232718
Thats a hairstyle where they don't cut your hair.
Therefore you don't need to use the word faggot. faggot.

>>715228052
Call it the "hipster haircut", no one will know the difference.

>>715232857
Can you post a pic of your hair with time stamp?

>>715232857
Wtf is 'the latest haircut'? lmao

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>>715233008
Pic related. It's me.
Told you I'm not a hipster. FAG.

>>715232857
Wtf are you on about m8

>>715232894
Are those two different things, or are they intrinsic to one and other?

>>715232930
So I just stop cutting my hair to get this style? Don't people need to like, i dunno, cut it in one way or another to get it to look good long?

>>715228052
Ask for a male SJW haircut. Just don't let the barber know that you actually want a NSJW haircut.

Just tell the barber you like to get pegged.
He'll know what to do.

>>715233187
thats not you, but the worlds most succesfull extra.

This guy has been in more movies than most actors.

>>715232891
OP left the thread when the first period bell rang. He put out his lucky strike and thought to himself, "they even make fun of me on 4chan." Then he scribbled 4chan on his hit list.

Its called "disconnected undercut" fade or no fade, up to you

>>715233212
>>715233054
Denial.

>>715233008
b8

>>715233848
Prove you're not a hipster.
Somehow, you're actually coming across as one through text.

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>>715233848
You shouldn't be afraid to post a picture of yourself. Who cares? I get genuine keks out of the insults people come up with. It's /b/, grow some thicker skin or gtfo

>>715228052
isnt this shit that haircut everyone is now wearing?

>>715233848
W8 m8 it's not b8 it's just hair.

>>715233848
Yeah come on it's only hair what's the big deal?

>>715234069
Yeah, it's called 'le french wedge' and it's worn by massive hipsters who have apparently not noticed the influx of people who also have the same hairstyle. Wouldn't they want to not have the same hair as everybody else?

>>715228052
The dude in your picture actually looks pretty slick but you'll probably just look stupid.

>>715228052
Tell him you are coming out to your family tonight and he should be able to hook you up.

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>>715234013
>>715234203
>>715234074
>>715233892
Pleb b8

>>715234013
Pretty good bait I got to say

...

Now I want you fellas to read back over the thread and try to figure out exactly when I decided to troll you... it won't be hard to find.

(inb4 - denial)

>>715234232
intressting
well i guess, if you tell them that, they would be like "i was having that haircut before it was cool"

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>>715234580
You are not actually doing this are you?
>it was all a ruse!
>i-im not a huge faggot guise...

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>>715234756
>inb4 - denial

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>>715234989
You shouldn't inb4 your own post, so that does not count.
hard mode: no more fag posts

>>715228052
Undercut sides clipped with #1 guard and 4-5 inches up top parted to the side.

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>>715234989

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Alright that was fun. I've got to go study now.

>>715228052
are you fucking retarded loads of people are walking around with that haircut these days just ask for short sides long top/fade or some shit

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>>715234580
KEK newest of fags here trying to pull the old im not new I was trollzin

Nice try pleb now lets see that hair with stamp