42 years of being an uncutfag, thanks to phimosis I had to convert

How bad was the phimosis?

>>715226130
had it over 20 years ago, still cant feel shit at the tip. Sucks man

>>715226188
it could be retracted if i kept doing it all the time and applied this cream morning and night, but after having consensual sex with the wife in the missionary position it would get angry and painfully useless for a few days. got old after one and a half years.

I expect women will stop laughing at your penis and calling is suffalupagus.

>>715226241
damn, worried about that too. i'm sure i'll somehow manage to have a scarred, ugly peen that has no sensitivity and STILL i won't last long in bed.

>>715226345
i think i'd actually prefer that!

>>715226130
Dont know what you mean. I fapped the day after. Just had to be careful. Also. Haveny lost any feeling since and its been a few years. I also have a tiny dick when its soft so it was easier to fap while soft that hard.

>>715226485
sounds promising. i have plenty of stitches, not really looking to make a bloody mess..

>>715226345
Fucking kek

Had the procedure 3 years ago

Actually nothing really changed, it's just easier to clean now and fapping feels the same, so does sex.
The scar is not that pretty but you can barely notice it anyway and i don't care since it's on my dick.

>>715226380
I last for ages, my gf often ask me to stop. sex is okay. Still wish I never had this operation

>>715226130
You get used to it. It feels different, not better or worse just different.

>>715226130
You're a fucking clown

buy lube.... it's almost always required when going solo now.... otherwise you'll just get mild friction burns.

Doesn't matter too much during sex, but masturbation will be less enjoyable unless lubed.... won't be as good as with normal skin, but somewhat ok.

>>715226130
Ugh, cutfag here too, had the procedure done about a week ago, any anons know when the stitches will go and I'll be able to fap?

>>715227231
in 3 weeks i was fine fapping

granted those 3 weeks were of pure pain

>>715226841
is there an alternative solution to phimosis? any creams or w/ever one can buy online?

>>715227635
Damn, 3 weeks? Better then what I heard at least, hope it's not too bad

>>715227231
Gentle masturbation can be resumed as soon as the stitches are out and there is a good scab on the cut line (around 2 weeks). Full sex (with a condom for protection against chaffing) can usually be resumed at 4 weeks, whilst rougher and unprotected sex is best left to 6-8 weeks.

>>715227804
google it, there are some ways, doesnt work for everyone

>>715227963
treat+phimosis+without+surgery

>>715226130
Went through a similar thing. You'll be fine. Women will no longer look at your dick all weird, and suck that shit like it is going out of style.

>>715226130
Ha! Faggot!

Phimosis can be fixed with a wire clothes hanger, a roll of duct tape, and a cell phone battery. It takes a year or two, sometimes three, but you'll be totally cured

Did you know circumcision reduces sensation in the penis by 100% ?

>>715228373
no shit Sherlock

>>715226130
Blowjobs will feel better, women also prefer to blow a cut guy

>>715228659
Only in the US

>>715228719
Hey! The US! That's where *I* live!

Durrrrrr

>>715228719
Or Australia from my experience

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>>715228719
Uh, no? Blowjobs will feel better no matter where you are

>>715226130
Welcome to the cut master race. Now you have an awesome penis. Uncut dicks are fucking disgusting.

>>715226130
better start reading the talmud and find a nice synagogue to go to. you're a jew now.

Circumcised = Jewish; no exceptions

>>715228852
Don't know where in Aus you are/have been.

But I know not a single cut guy around.

<---massive fag

getting morning wood the first day after the operation was fun, could feel the stitches ripping the whole thing apart. :(

any tips for phimfucking?

>>715229110
Brisbane. Most girls I have been with have prefered it for a BJ

>>715226130
feel far less...

last longer

less cleaning needed less general smell

blowjobs are suddenly shit

butter and lube/fish olive oil. real sex is it man. welcome to the struggle

>>715228659
Blowjobs will feel better? htf did you come to this conclusion.

>>715229102
Actually circumcised and not Jewish = Jewish slave, it was how they marked their slaves.

>>715229164
oh they all say, hey i prefer no forskin...
also from brisbane - no one has ever mentioned it because there arent jews here

>>715229136
take it easy. stretch it daily by pulling back whenever you have a chance. talk to doc about cream to apply to handle stretching better. get used to pain 1-2 days after fucking.

Girls will stop asking you why you have an Ant-eater for a dick.

>>715229110
Ditto, was in a strawpoll at one of my jobs and only two guys there were cut but everyone was under 30 and it shouldn't be surprising seeing as hospitals don't offer it.

Post pics of your dick stitches, also is there danger of damage if you get an errection?

>>715228852
Also canada

>>715229655
yeah, i think i'll hold off on the pics. the first few days any sign of getting a chubby were followed by searing stitch pains. hopefully that will soon pass.

>>715228373
What the fuck are you talking about?
Cellphone battery?

>>715229755
Alright, get well soon buddy.

>>715229764
I suppose you could use a hand crank or something but this is 2016 lol

>>715229736
Fucking leaf

>>715229859
thanks, i intend to have sex by xmas!

>>715229895
You misunderstand, what kind of macguyver bullshit are you proposing with all that bullshit?

>>715229110
im up in townsville and idk its maybe 40% of guys are, noone really gives a fuck tbh

>>715230263
There's nothing gayer than telling a man what he should and shouldn't do with his dick

>>715230345
what the fuck are you talking about

>>715230056
It's to fix your foreskin. You bend the wire clothes hanger into a horseshoe shape, stick the two ends into the opening of your foreskin, duct tape it on there, and you put the cell phone battery behind your balls.

It's a little more complicated than that but if you do it right and wear it for 23 hrs a day for two or three years, poof, no more phimosis

>>715230529
>low res bait .jpg

>>715230467
Sorry, I was saying that it's good that nobody cares about each other's dicks.

>>715230714
Yeah that's not how you upload pictures on this site, friendo

>be me at 4-5 years old
> go to the toilet in the morning
> lift the lid up and the part you usually sit on
> toilet is high so my peen is barly above the edge of the toilet bowl
> the part that you sit on falls down as im taking a piss, on my dick
> hurts like a mofo, starts bleeding
> rush to the emergency room at the hospital with my mom
> only cried for 5 minutes
> Am allowed to go first because all of the guys there felt my pain
> undergo surgery
> had to be curcumsized
> doctor was able to keep most of the skin intact
> end up being half cut

>>715230880
lucker, they cut too much from me

>>715230880
>half-cut

That seems like a reasonable compromise actually. Best of both worlds, maybe?

>>715226130
Fuck if I know, that's why you have this shit done while you're too young to remember it.

>>715230962
My mom told me she didnt want to make the decission for me, so she allowed me to have a chance to decide for myself.

I havent decided yet, the head of my dick has lost alot of feeling. But i can fap without lube easily.

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>>715230880
Similar story

>be me
>like 7 or 8
>get out of shower
>feeling extra good
>acting like a faggot
>getting clothes out of my dresser
>gonna close the top drawer with my hip
>cause that's just what you do when you're feeling so chipper
>no wait
>gonna close it using my pelvis
>maximum_pelvis_thrust.gif
>basically fall into it
>dick gets slammed in the drawer
>mfw

>>715231472
Q.Q
everything good now?

>>715226130
>can't fap yet
kek ive got a bad msg 4 u

so much cock pain in the world.

>>715231718
Yeah I'm good. No lasting damage. I just remember not to ever feel that chipper again around open drawers where I might be tempted to close them in an extravagant fashion

>>715226130
Got cut about a year ago, would strongly encourage you don't fap for the first fortnight or risk small tears and scar tissue which can cause the wound to reopen slightly.

Also use vitamin e cream once it starts healing up a bit more, it will heal faster and look more natural.

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>>715231938
;)

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>>715228959

Expect only Jewish or American pussy or cock (who knows If you're gay) from now on. European, Asian and Australians all prefer uncut.

>>715232051
ew. next step is a small dick, you realize that right

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>>715232231
its no dick when there are no balls and no Y chromosomes

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>>715232231
still better than one of these traps

>>715232051
I'd snort that thing so far up my nose, clear my sinuses like it's a fucking neti pot

>>715230880
>the part you usually sit on
>that you sit on

seat. it's called a seat. you sit on a seat. how is that difficult to figure out?

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>>715232621
lmao

>>715232694
Is this cp? MODS

>>715232780
fuck you too, not everything is CP

>>715232621
No, it doesn't really have a name it's just the part between the lid and the bowl. It's not a seat , seats have cushions. this is for shitting not sitting

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>>715232780
its called a fetus
pic related

>>715233108
That's a xylophone

>>715232621
Yeah my bad bro

>>715226130
Wish I could help. I've been circumcised since birth. No idea what having a foreskin feels like. I was so pissed off the day I found out that it makes sex less pleasurable. And the notion that it's healthier is actually an urban myth that my parents bought into.

>>715233970
its healthier in an environment you wash once a year. f... primitive jews invented this crap 4000 years ago

>>715233970
>sex feels less pleasurable

You know they've done before and after surveys on guys who opted for circumcision as adults, right? The majority of them reported no discernible difference in sensation. It's a myth.

>inb4 but the foreskin has 100 ka-trillion nerve endings! This is simple math! Take those nerve endings away and you lose sensation!

I've had my wisdom teeth removed. -4 teeth. Ask me how less capable of chewing I am now

>>715234307
source missing
I call bullshit

>>715234307
>I've had my wisdom teeth removed. -4 teeth. Ask me how less capable of chewing I am now
YOU FUUUCCCCKIIINNNGGG RETARD!!!

>>715234307
Comparing the mechanical process of chewing to the number of nerve endings you have is borderline absurd. It's like comparing the function of a shovel to a computer, it doesn't make sense.

>>715226130
A normal looking penis.

>>715234425
Bossio et al. "Examining penile sensitivity..." 2015

Enjoy

>>715234613
>less nerve endings means less capable of enjoying sex due to sensation loss
>less teeth means less capable of chewing food

It's a 1:1 comparison

>>715234613
Regardless of his weird argument, the whole "muh nerve endings" thing is based on junk science some anti-circumcision zealot crapped out.
It just gets repeated over and over and the number that was never real to begin with goes up and down dramatically depending on how upset the person is about other people's dicks.

>>715234787
CONCLUSIONS:
Findings suggest that minimal long-term implications for penile sensitivity exist as a result of the surgical excision of the foreskin during neonatal circumcision. Additionally, this study challenges past research suggesting that the foreskin is the most sensitive part of the adult penis. Future research should consider the direct link between penile sensitivity and the perception of pleasure/sensation. Results are relevant to policy makers, parents of male children and the general public.

>>715234143
Yeah. Maybe if I lived in Sudan it might've been a good idea. But I was born a middle class american. For infants in developed countries, the procedure is pointless at best, and a lifelong dick move at worst.

>>715234966
Thanks yeah those were, in fact, the study's conclusions.

And still people believe that sex doesn't feel as good after circumcision. Incredible

>>715235017
No pun intended.

>>715235057
Findings suggest that minimal long-term implications for penile sensitivity exist

>exist

>>715235157
Good now read the rest of that sentence...very slowly and carefully...

>>715235157
>>715235224

In fact, just continue reading the whole thing until you realize what it's actually saying...

Because it's not saying what you think it is. At all...

I had my foreskin partially removed eight days ago. According to the surgeon it will only leave an oval patch on the top side exposed, nothing to large.

Fucking finally, I've had problems with this for over two years

>>715235224
>>715235354
you two morons keep saying there is no effect. ITS NOT SAYING THIS EITHER

>>715234966
>>715235224
>>715235447

Ultimately regardless of the sensitivity argument, which is still ongoing in scientific fields, there's no evidence of health benefits in the developed world. So doing the operation on infants is still pointless.

>>715233040
mate

Has this been disproven?

http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/cellular-microscopic/circum-aids.htm

Also if you're uncircumcised, when do you have to actually start cleaning under the foreskin? Is it at puberty or before? Is your mom doing it for you when your a baby? That could definitely be a health reason because iirc most kids I know start bathing themselves around 5-7 years old.

>>715236549
cool, thank you Sir

>>715235682
This is a valid argument

>>715235447
But this guy's retarded.

The effect on penile sensation is minimal, negligible, indiscernible, virtually zero. Read the study, the ENTIRE study.

>>715236549
You start cleaning whenever you start getting erections or when your lubricating glands start working.
Do circumcised folk have those glands or are they dried up?

>>715236549
My dad taught me when I was still taking baths with parents. Never noticed any problems until around puberty. I find only if you ejaculate and dont shower for a day does smegma develop.

>>715237066
>dried up

We don't have those glands but it's a problem that solves itself...

>blowjobs
>lots of them

Ever get a blowjob? Yeah no I didn't think so, not with your smelly dick

>>715237249
If you've had a blowjob you'd know that spit isn't very lubricating.
Also
>being a jewcuck

>>715237249
Never understood the smelly dick meme. As long as you shower it will never be a problem.

>>715226130
>not cleaning and pulling your skin on a daily basis
you deserve it. ive been cleaning it and pulling it so i dont get it ever since i was 8 so ive never had trouble pelling it or smelly penis

>>715236979
>negligible, indiscernible, virtually zero
these words are not used in the study to characterize the effect