Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>715209281 The rules

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>>715220736

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Well i gotta get some sleep now. Goodnight everyone.

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>>715220914
Goodnight Hanako. Sleep well

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Claiming Ikaros.

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clmd

>>715220736
Senjougahara
dibs

>>715221468
Where is she going?

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>>715221836
She's going home.

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Exam today. Already stressing and I just woke up

>>715222006
She's not going to visit Shinji at all?

>>715222034
You're going to fail I don't know why you even bother.

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>>715222084
No reason to.

>>715222204
Not even to say hi?

>>715222222

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>>715222113
Me neither. But I anyway have a high enough grade to pass the course so it's unlikely that I'll fail

>>715222270
what a waste

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Claiming dubs

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>>715222251
Not even for that.

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Claimed

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>>715223389
Cute

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>>715222350
You can do it, Alice!

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>>715223516
Who knows. We'll find out in fairly short order though. The exam is done online and I get my results at the end

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>>715223637
Oh, you dont do it on paper?

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>>715223677
Nope. Saves on time and anxiety for students.
I much prefer this format because I don't have to wait a month to check my results. And it had the added benefit of all the questions having random values so people can't cheat as easily

>>715223830
Is it an exam on PCBs or something?

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>>715223830
Oh I see. Thats a pretty efficient way of getting things done.

>>715223966
Semi conductors

>>715224025
Yo please become a fusion engineer and save humanity.

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>>715224024
Yeah. Doesn't help me though for before. Luckily, I didn't study or is have probably been ill this morning

>>715224175
But I hate humanity

>>715224255
But fusion means SPACE and FREE ENERGY TO USE ON VR WAIFUS.

>>715224307
Or I can send everyone to their waifus in the afterlife

>>715224340
Fusion can't cause a positive cascade effect you silly! That's fission.

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>>715224238
Are you coming down with something?

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Morning fellas

>>715224751
dootpasu

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Daily reminder that Empress Kiryuuin Satsuki is our ruler and our Goddess.

Bow down to her

>>715224878
I only bow to the dark lord Zaros.

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Megumin claimed!

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>>715224403
Irrelevant. I'd come up with a way to end humanity before sending us to the stars to ruin other parts of the universe
>>715224751
Only stress. Studying stresses me out and then I forget things instead of remembering them. So is have woken up this morning forgetting half of what I needed to know and probably being sick from stress.
I don't brain well

>>715224992
Pessimistic as fuck. Kill me first though.

>>715225061
You say pessimist, I say realist

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>>715224751
Nyanpasu

>>715224992
Couldn't you look up some efficient studying tips online so you dont burn yourself out?

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I feel dead

カラミチーマス

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Don't mind me.
Just claiming Yui

>>715225217
I'm going to sleep, and if I'm not dead by tomorrow, I'll find you, I swear.

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>>715224992
Get better at braining
I just finished my last final on Monday
Do you still have more?

>>715224830
Nyanpasu

>>715225227
Also nyanpasu

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>>715225227
But if I burn myself out, I sleep sort of well for a night
>>715225291
You'll have to come find me then
>>715225302
Nope. The school I go to its more hands on than theory. The "school for retards" as one anon so kindly put it (community college/trade school)

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>>715224878
The shit returns

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>>715224992
*steps out of shadows and tips fedora*
Mmmm'lady, that's pretty edgy. Butyou aren't as neckbeard as pros like me. I can see you wear a fedora, maybe even a trench coat. But do you have a katana collection? No you don't. But I can tell you're a whiter knight than Mitt Romney in a suit of armour. But you need some work on your neckbeard skills. Maybe wear the whole ensemble out in public with your waifu pillow, m'lady. Maybe even cosplay as your waifu.

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>>715225479
But thats not healthy for you

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>>715225525
But I never left?

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>>715225525
Satsuki is the shit, of course.
But Lady Satsuki does not approve of such language to describe her.

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>>715225747
But you're not the shit who admitted to being Tuka level.

>>715225797
No, you admitted to being a literal shit.

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>>715225818
Well duh, Leilei is still better than a fucking Tuka. It's a close call between Rory and Leilei for me.

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>>715225854
>not knowing that 'the shit' is
>>715225818
She is not Tuka level. I didn't know who Tuka is. Once I found out I retracted my statement.
Rory is worse than Tuka

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>>715225818
Tuka looks hot but the way you describe her makes me think her personality is shit
>>715225905
Everyone knows Hobbit girl is a best

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ITT: underrated anime characters

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Claiming Asuna

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>>715226236
But Rory has the high impact sexual violence

>Tuka bad personality
not really, she's just the generic poor elven girl who lost her parents and has ptsd.
Nothing new... While Leilei is cute, smart and powerful and Rory is thirsty, POWERFUL and sexy

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>>715226334
Asuna is heresy.

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>tfw been talking to a real life 3D girl

Guys. I'm normalfagging as hard as I can.

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>>715226688
double dubs demand the whole story greentexted

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>>715226537
>Rory is thirsty
Rory is a slut
>powerful
Lady Satsuki is our Empress and Goddess, can Rory compete with that?
>sexy
Nowhere as sexy as Lady Satsuki

But what you're saying about Rory is completely wrong. She's the generic Mary Sue gothic lolita. There's nothing special about her at all.

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>>715226688
Congratulations!

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>>715225479
It's okay, I also go to a retarded community college
But hey, those classes are worth the same credit and they're dirt cheap

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>>715226787
>Rory is a slut
Like I said. Rory is thirsty
>Can Rory compete with Empress?
Hahaha, compete? Completely outclassed by Rory. Rory is a demigod now and will turn into a god.
>Nowhere as sexy as Lady Satsuki
CEASE THAT SHITPOSTING!

I think her character was rather fresh and new.

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Claiming Yuuko.

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>>715226768
>be me
>run out of mountain dew and doritos while playing as d.va in over watch
>in the middle of a match so I xant get up
>"MUM CAN YOU GET ME SOME MORE MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS?!?!?"
>"y-yes honey"
>"THANK MUMMY I LOVE YOU <~3

>Tomoko

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>>715226909
Lady Satsuki is a Goddess and Rory is a demigod?
I think Lady Satsuki outclasses her by a lot.

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>>715227105
As far as I remember Satsuki was still a filthy human in some stupid living garn.
Satsuki can get hurt and die
Rory can't really die.

>>715227037
I chuckled

>>715227019
Yuuko!

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>>715226768
It's actually triple dubs.

>have old high school friend, and yeah I had a crush on her
>log into my long dead facebook and notice I have a message from said girl
>"give me your number, new phone"
>sure enough, give her my number and I get a call later in the week
>we hang out, notice that her husband is no where to be seen
>ask where he's at
>"We're getting a divorce."
>no fucking shit
>hang out some more, smoke some bud, talk and catch up
>go for a walk through a park and smoke some more
>nothing has happened, but her divorce isn't finalized either
>may just end up saying "fuck it" and make an advance anyway

>>715226862
Thank you.

>>715227037
Sounds like your life tbqhwy famalam.

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>>715227191
I'm probably not the Yuuko you're thinking of.

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>>715226688
>3DPD

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>>715227518
>implying you wouldn't try to get with a girl given the chance

It's great too. She's short and and small, I would say her body type is "loli."

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>>715226688
Talked to her vagina yet?

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>>715228508
Nah, nothing yet. And I'm not trying to force the situation either. I don't know entirely how she feels about her divorce. I know she is going to go through with it, but she is still technically married. But again, I might just say "fuck it" and make an advance on her. I've liked her for a long time, so a few more days won't hurt.

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>>715227875
Thats the best type of body

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>>715228808
Now I just gotta see if I'm lucky enough that she likes to role play.

If she does this girl is gonna get a second marriage quick.

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>>715227331
That's nice, still I'd say wait a bit before making advances

>>715227338
Who cares?

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>>715226307
Tukas entire reason for being is to distract Itami and to provide the token Elf. Yao does a better job later.

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>>715228987
Patience is a virtue, but I am only a man.

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>>715229967
So you don't have any kind of virtue.

Understandable.

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>>715230096
I actually am very patient. But doing nothing at all may be just as harmful as advancing too soon.

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>>715230219
So just take it at a medium pace
https://youtu.be/-fkIKmwbZQk

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>>715230219
That's true. So instead of making advances, how about just meeting on a regular basis?

Do you know why they are getting a divorce?

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Claiming

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>>715230458
We barely got back into contact so that is the plan at the moment. Hang out more, go do things, "dates" you know?

>why they are getting a divorce?
After about 5 years of marriage, they just found themselves unhappy. She said they were arguing more and more and before it got too physical they decided to divorce. I'm pretty sure she initiated it, so obviously she wasn't enjoying the marriage.

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>>715231093
Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Don't get too normie though, we like you here

Hmm... alright then. Sounds reasonable albeit a bit vague for me. Oh well, not my place to pry

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Claiming Kurze

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>>715231512
Welcome back

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Yeah, ok.

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>>715231600
Hello there. How are you today?

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>>715231673
I'm fine, like everyday.

I wanted to cook today, but the fridge was full of already prepared food.

And now I'm just making notes on my philosophy texts

What about you?

>>715231806
Im happy that you are fine today.

Im not doing too much today, just chilling in the thread, drinking tea. A good ending of the day.

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>>715231950
I forgot the pic, sorry.

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>>715231950
>>715232005
That sounds comfy. What's your occupation if I may ask?

Forgetting the pic happens to everyone, don't worry

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>>715232113
Im a webmaster for a few forums. Well, at least in name, cause I dont know shit about HTML, but all I do is make sure that the site is not down, and when it is, I just google what might be the problem. It pays pretty well for just staying in the house and sometimes doing something for a few hours.

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>>715232389
Huh, this is funny... how did you get the position then? I mean when you don't know shit about HTML

>Just googling it and fixing it
Life 101

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gender bender genos <3

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>>715232517
One of my old friends started a forum and he asked me if I know something about maintaing it. I did what a normal,sane person would do and lied that I do, thinking he just would just ask for tips or whatever. But he asked me to be webmaster. I didnt need to do much, and then friend of a friend asked me to be his webmaster too and then another guy. So Im a webmaster of 3 forums with minimal knowledge of HTML. I really hope that they wont actually ask me for advice. That would ruin me.

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>>715232822
That's pretty... funny to be honest.

>>715232560
What's wrong with normal Genos?!

>>715232976
he's a male and this one has TITS

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>>715232976
It is really, but Im trying to learn HTML in case I`ll need it. As for now I hope that I will not have to implement anything new. Well, at least they did not ask me for anything for 6 months, so dont think they should now.

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>>715233037
Cybernetic Tits, mind you

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>>715233037
I'm pretty sure those tits neither bounce nor are soft

>>715233167
HTML is pretty easy, don't worry. You should be more worried about the CSS that's also on those sites

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>>715233265
tits are tits man. he could get new ones installed with nipple holes so i could litteraly tit fuck him. endless sexual possibilities with a body like his

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>>715233248
Cyber tits are better then no tits, right?


>>715233265
All in due time. If I get fired I could find a diffrent job, its just that this one is REALLY good.


>>715233277
Ayy, almost dubs-trips.

>>715233373
THIS MAN GETS ME! TITS ARE TITS!

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>>715233373
DFC is love
DFC is life

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>>715233439
>DFC
Flat chests are cute, not lewd. Makes a chick too loli.

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>>715233277
checked

>>715233369
That's true but... just... what the fuck man... literally titfuckhing HIM

>>715233373
True enough. What would you even like if that one doesn't work?

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>>715233535
loli is just a synonym for perfect.

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>>715233369
>>715233373
It'd be a cool concept. Plus, they could have a built in heater or something to warm you up. The possibilities are endless

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>>715233581
I`d look for something related to history, it was what I was studying for after all. Hopefuly not a teacher, Im no good with kids.


>>715233619
They are cute, but I`d not lewd a loli.


>>715233627
>tits that warm you up while you hold them
Thats something every women should have.

>>715233581
you can also swap his penis out for a vagina. and they dont have to be metal plated. they could be flesh plated aswell. he could litteraly be any kind of person or body you wanted. especially since he's dedicated to his master. (in this case me)

>>715233627
he could have a fuckin built in toilet hahaha. open him up and grab a bear outa his rack. while he's sucking you off with his new fleshlight mouth, inside himself, he's actually making a sandwich for when you're finished.

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>>715233889
How about a professor then? You could teach adults in a university

>>715233941
>in this case me
I thought I was living in a dream world

>>715234194
I cant do it really, you need to go to Pedagogy to be both a teacher or a proffesor. But its easier for a teacher. Maybe I`d find work in a a museum or something, it would be more fitting I think.

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>>715234405
My pic, here it is.

>>715234194
one day it'll be a reality with vr man. we'll all get to live our waifu dreams

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>>715234405
In a museum... that's a nice idea

>Need pedagogy
so you're not from america?

>>715234518
I guess... then we only need better Computer to make the waifus as realistic as possible

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>>715234570
Nah my man, Europe. I`d rather not say where from, at least not now.

>>715234570
it'll happen man. when vr gets so good we can inject our consciousness into the vr world and properly experience it ourselves. it'll be fucking magical

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>>715234672
No problem. Just american people don't need pedagogics. Most of them don't even know what it is.
I'm from Austria btw

>>715234726
Probably, but I don't think we're still alive after that.

>>715234680
A Yuno
Another one

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>>715234889
I'm still the 3rd one. I think.

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>>715234889
Oh, Austria. A charming place, but the language isnt for me.


>>715234998
That is a pretty cute girl.

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Well, I passed the class

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>>715234962
I know tsunyun and "You know Gasai"
So I'll call you just Yuno?

>>715235040
Thanks, the language is meh. You either love German or you hate it

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>>715235177
Congrats!

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>>715234962
Whew, Yuno is pretty popular here it seems. Not too strange, she is a good top tier pick.

>>715235360
I only got a 39 on the exam though...

>>715235525
>inb4 39 out of 40

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Hey everyone

>>715235177
Nice! What's the class?

Tristana claimed

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>>715235634
Greetings.

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>>715235040
I wholeheartedly agree

>>715235582
39%..

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>>715235525
Well at least you passed the class

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>>715235731
How's it cooking?

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>>715235777
That's shit... but as long as you passed it, that's okay

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>>715235271
If you want

>>715235177
congratulations

>>715235368
indeed
but when your bae doesn't mind being her 24/7 life is good

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>>715236045
So far you have the best Yuno pics.
Don't tell the others I said that
>when your bae doesn't mind being her 24/7
Elaborate

>>715235980
Im alright, out of pic though.

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>>715236045
Literally who?

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>>715236184
thanks I guess
long as I remain her property she's willing to cosplay as yuno 24/7 for me and do many things

so how's life been for you?

>>715236441
bae = gf/wife
bruh

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Anyone in the mood for some really cruddy jokes?

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>>715236469
That sounds... well kind of crazy but kind of sweet too.

It's been fine, thanks

>>715236512
What comes out when a nigger and an octopus are mating?

I have no idea, but it must excell at cotton picking.

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more than any woman on Earth

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>>715236469
>bae = gf/wife

Normie fgt gtfo my board. 3d is trash cosplay or not.

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>>715236300
Where's your character from?

>>715236469
Hello! Mind if I call you Yun? There's two other Yunos I know

>>715236512
I'm all ears

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>>715236441
shino
bby

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>>715236661
hi gardo

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>>715236603
racist edition?

How long does it take for a black woman to shit?
About 9 months
>>715236646
What do you call 1000 jews in a train?
Anything you want because they aren't coming back

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>>715236441
>>715234998
>>715235271
>>715236661
Waddup fellas

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>>715236603
i guess but it's nice

that's good. welcome

>>715236638
but she's the same height and weight as her
it is great

>>715236646
sure go for it

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>>715236877
Hi tristy!1@@!

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>>715236837
were you the one who killed slacho? did you toss him off the bridge?!
>>715236877
hoi hoi hoi

>>715236646
Its Konrad Curze, from Warhammer 40,000. He seems edgy, and he is edgy, but he`s a good guy deep inside. Just misunderstood.

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>>715236866
>about 9 months
ohoho, that was mean!

When a nigger and a Jew are thrown from a skyscraper who hits earth first?

The Nigger. Shit falls faster than ash

>>715236877
Yo Tristana, haven't seen you in a while

>>715236987
A Garde. Where are your puns?

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>>715236919
Kk. Yun. I went for it :)

>>715237013
Aww that sounds unfortunate

>>715236987
Are you my lab professor? He says that when he backtracks.

>>715237072
Same to you Chara. I didn't call, write a letter, or nothin. Sorreh

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here

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>>715236959
Waaazaaaaaaa

>>715237317
It's been yeeeeeeeeaaaarss Smugoko

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>>715237239
You should be, I was dead worried about you! That close to killing myself over you!

So, how've you been?

>>715237317
Smug

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>>715237239
You never know :^)
maybe I am your professor secretly stalking you
>>715237072
My storage of puns is running low ;-;
I'm going to need to make some new ones

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>>715237239
neat
any nickname you go by?

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>>715237317
smug

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>>715235634
Semiconductors
>>715235878
I guess so. I'm very disappointed with myself though
>>715236007
I know. It's representative of me
>>715236045
Thanks. Didn't feel like something deserving of congratulations though

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>>715237385
thats a bit of an exaggeration
>>715237394
hi chara. any different from 5 hours ago?
>>715237495
tsunyun or new one from the other night?

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>>715237519
Well, it's better than failing, I don't see a problem with that.

>>715237570
Nope, nothing new really.

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>>715237072
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You take your foot off the back of his head

What do you call a bunch of niggers running in one direction?
A jail break

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>>715237688
well I looked and the world of tanks patch is live but i leave in half an hour

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>>715237397
Then, how about just some normal jokes then? Or crude jokes? Black humor?

>>715237726
What's the difference between a run over rat and a run over nigger?

In front of the rat are skid marks/braking marks

>>715237837
Alrighty then. I only hear bad things about World of Tanks though. Too hard for new players. Everything just ricochets from other tanks

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>>715237394
O God ples don't. I've been off this for a while, but in the next week I'll be chilling here a bit more. End of sememester

>>715237397
He does like me and I feel awkward about it. I usually thought it was those who kiss ass, but I guess there are exception. Him and calc prof. I don't know why, but I don't care much for it either. Maek moar puns

>>715237473
Ermmm...I have a couple
Tristy- by Shinoa
And purple poodle by Suika :^ ). They're waifus who has been here for a while. Oh! And purple borderline midget :^ )))

Tl;Dr I go by many names

>>715237570
Eet ez hyperbola. I did miss you though

>>715237726
Lol you're not Gardo, GL chick.... Alec from 007

>>715237929
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