/b/ I think my girlfriend is pregnant . No period for 6 weeks

>>715220242
Accept the consequences of spunking inside vagina you degenerate

Help me

>>715220242
Take two cyanide capsules

>>715220380
She wont let me cum anywhere other than inside and refuses pill because it makes her sick

>>715220456
Use condom you fucking nigger

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>>715220242
You're the one who needs to die.

>>715220242
Stop being a redneck and fucking your gf without a condom

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i got ya

Push her down some stairs, hit her with a hammer, falcon punch that shit, the possibilities are endless OP.

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>>715220595
You saw that yesterday on YLYL no ?

>>715220512
>>715220542
Feels like fucking a plastic bag

>>715220767
Kys

>>715220767
Yeah it really feels worse than having to abort your unborn child.
Kys.

>>715220767
literally fucking thread. good job you retard.

>>715220879
Bruh it's like the size of an ant now only a retard would regard that as a human life

>>715220756
That's hilarious

>Inb4 kick her in the gut, tried it already

we need some details on this anon before we can help you out

how'd you set it up? how did she react?

>>715220456
why is it that stupidity is now a selective breeding agent...

>>715220798
>>715220879
>>715220986
Are you virgins or something? Also any medfags here know if injecting her with testosterone will off it?

>>715221119
Just fell on her really hard when she was sleeping and pretended like it was an accident. How did she react she punched me in the face

>>715220767
get a vasectomy
costs more and if you would have done it in the first place, you would save money after the second potential unwilling child.

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Makes me sad to think this stupid fuck will carry on with his genes.

>>715220242
>im in Thailand
Shoot her in the gut and tell Duterte she smoked weed.

>>715221106
It's not about whether it's human or not, it's about how this whole issue could have been prevented if you and your gf weren't idiots.

>>715220242
Oregano tea

I have a picture of how to make tincture that tastes like tea. It will cause her to miscarry but for a retard like you...

>>715220242
What the fuck cunt. Do you know her ? Because I know who she is. First name starts with y. She's from Melbourne and works in a tattoo shop. Are you her boyfriend you sick fuck.

>>715220242
May this song guide you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNd5cZ9lbM0

>>715220242
shoot your selfe in the dick

>>715220242
Remove dick, all problems gone.

>>715220242
Again? Are you fucking slow?
Don't even care about abortion but God damn you're an idiot.

>>715221473
Thanks for stating the obvious instead of helping me shithead you might fap to anime but have you ever been with an Asian woman try preaching to her about anything fuck me dead. She is still convinced spraying my cun out her pussy with the shower head will stop her getting pregnant

>>715221367
Im 24 dude im not doing that and its potentially nonreversible. Had this shit before I only need to look at her and she gets pregnant damnit

>>715221590
Kek she shouldn't put it in the public domain if she doesn't want it public fuckhead

>>715220242
I do think that 6weeks is beyond pill solution, you have to take the final one.

>>715221784
Don't bother with them OP. They literally are virgins. Nobody's used condoms irl since the eighties. It's kind of ambitious to try to use them anyway when you're not having a one-off with a random stranger but you're in a long term relationship. Only reason people in relationships use them is if one of them has the herps.

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>>715221784
No ones helping you because you're an idiot who refuses to use condoms or spunk outside of her.

Fuck off.

>>715221880
Well that and I notice slav chicks go all in on condoms for birth control.
Should just get her the pill or the shot. Shot's where it's at bro. 3 months coverage, just like that.

>>715221590
Love how he faps to women on /b/ but sees someone he knows and im a "sick fuck" lol go back to the trap thread faggot

Hey, here, in Russia, same pills cost like 17$. Do you want me to share it with you? I can buy it for ya and send wherever you want to, but it'll cost you 150$ for 5pieces.

>>715221590
>>715221865
>Kek she shouldn't put it in the public domain
Dude, chicks tatted this heavily, everybody's gotten a good look at.
I can promise you she's a regular at several sex clubs.

>>715221436
underappreciated

>>715220242
perfect tits ruined
just kill the baby after he's born

>>715221784
So you're both idiots then. I feel sorry for the kid. I've been together with the same woman over 10 years and never had problems.

>>715221194
That's the fucking stupidest idea I've ever heard

>>715221939
I know man I just hadn't got around to it she's only fucking me like once a week and bam. Ive got some superior alpha cum

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>>715221590

>>715220242

Stick to fucking her ass

Like the faggot you are

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ITT: A dumb chink who's gunna have an even dumber and chinkier child.

>>715222170
Is she a trap bruh?

>>715222268
THE IDIOCRACY WILL HAPPEN

>>715221617
KEK! The one fag in this thread who hints about a simple herb that causes abortions gets ignored. I hope OP enjoys being a father.

>>715222284
Nah, we're just smarter than OP.

>>715220242
Christ you're retarded. Luckily I don't want you to fucking breed, so here.

Vitamin C capsules. Have her take 500mg every hour for 12 hours a day until she gets her period. If that doesn't work after a week have her take Dong Quai (root extract) capsules once every 4 hours. 800-1000 mg is good. Be careful with that one though, it has traces of cyanide.

>>715220242
Hot bath and a bottle of gin.

>>715222193
You need to motivate her to get that shot. She can't do this more than a couple times. You keep flushing out her womb, she's gonna end up barren like Sudan from age 20 on.

>abortion juice

>>715222485
Forgot to mention, if both of these fail then you NEED to bite the bullet and do it the legal way.

Then get a fucking vasectomy and quit risking your half assed future over some pussy.

>>715221784
>>715221880
Dude you're fucking retarded, i got a stash of them next to the bed with my gf and they work just fine.

OP do us a favor, get the vasectomy, you are too retarded and self centered to have children anyhow, even if it does become non reversible, we dont need more of you in the world and if you want to have kids later on just adopt

>>715222485
Thanks bro is that like risky or anything I don't wanna fuck up her vag or kill her

>>715222627
Dude, I get relationships or at least, fixed fuckbuddies going, purely so I can opt out of the condoms.
For one thing they all feel like I've tightly wrapped nylon around my dick, and from the moment it's on, if I can get it on in one piece, I feel my dick dying and I have 2 minutes of erection left before my groin is numb.
For another, when you're fucking your gf 3~6 times a day, condoms start to stack up. And why the fuck would you still use them when there's the pill or the shot? Why invest a fortune in rubbers that fuck up the sex and offer worse actual protection than any of the better, cheaper alternatives?

>>715222627
No way bro I could sell my cum it's that fertile

>>715222758
>when you're fucking your gf 3~6 times a day,
And that's not just 6 condoms you're burning through on that day, mind you.
That's 2 discards that went wrong or came off, and then another 3 per session because you're not a one pump chump.

>>715222722
You're going to commit 2nd degree Murder you fucking inbred loser. Buy the pills and fuck off before you spread your shit genetics to some retard.

>>715222627
Im guessing you've never fucked bareback. You haven't lived

>>715222722
If you think it's too risky then shell out the $400. Truth be told though my ex gf and I used this method a couple times and didn't have a problem. There's some websites floating around that have more info, go check them out.

Of course that's IF she's actually 6 wks or less. More than that and she might hemorrhage. Again do yourself a favor get a god damned vasectomy after all this is over.

>>715222827
Hell yea and I'll do it again if it annoys dumb fucks like you bud

>>715220242
Here's a tip for next time you look. Use a fucking rubber.

>>715220767
small dick confirmed.

>>715220242
Look at it this way:

1. Bite the bullet, buy the pills and be done with it. Total financial cost: $400.00

2. Suck it up, be a man and take responsibility for your actions. Total Cost: About $300,000 total from birth to 18 years old.

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>>715222959
Go give your dad some of that abortion juice because I busted the fattest fucking nut in his asshole, you wouldn't believe how backed up he is.

>>715222952
I don't know how risky it is man that's why im asking. She last had a period on the second last month, and it's now the 14th so she is at most 6 weeks right? Can you link me to the website thank s mang

>>715222866
I have fucked barebacked, its great, not great enough to fuck up my whole plan with this lady. Fuck that. Condoms are cheap and they work

>>715220242
grow a pair and keep it you fucking man child

>>715223100
Why doesn't she just get birth control?
Why do you keep sinking money into sexually disappointing your spouse?

You don't just give up on the falcon punch idea. It will work eventually, you just have to keep trying it.

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>>715223067
Not in this third world country bub. Probably cost me $40. Only reason I don't want it is cause her parents can't speak English so I cant leave it with them when I go and work or it will just be gibbering at me in money language and that would suck

>>715222758
Get a vasectomy, you're in your own head or don't know how to use a fucking condom. Pill fucks up her hormones, generally makes her fat or fucks up her sex drive, shot does the same to you. If you're going to go that route, cut the bullshit and just get the vasectomy. It's revisable anyhow

Hadouken

>>715223244
I've had chicks on the shot for a long ass time who were (and stayed) rail thin.
I'm not getting a vasectomy because I'm neither >50 nor an edgelord.

And yeah, that's just what condoms do for me. Sorry if my girth makes you feel insecure. You should really consider not further sabotaging your sexlife, god forbid your chick runs into someone like me huh.

>>715223096
It's got its own risks, but honestly if you keep a close eye on her the vitamin C method isn't terribly dangerous. Don't give it to your girl if she has any kind of kidney problems, other than that you're good. Ascorbic acid blocks the release of progesterone so it basically just falls off the lining of the womb.

So 500 mg pure ascorbic acid, no rosehips or bioflavinoids (added in the 70's to prevent miscarriage). I'd link you a website but you could always just google vitamin c abortion and find a bunch. Dong quai is more dangerous but it's a last resort.

>>715223336
fucking dumb bait is fucking dumb fuckoff and kill yourself

>>715223525
I really struck a nerve there huh.
Wouldn't be the first married woman for me, either.
Last one had three kids. She did pull out a condom at first, but since all it would do is cut off the bloodflow to my junk and make sex impossible, she eventually settled for bare. Gave it an honest shot, too, but the glove didn't fit.

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Thanks to the dude that suggested vit c im gonna go load her up on it tommorow and hope for the best /b/ actually delivered

>>715223525
>>715223586
You know all things considered, I guess this does explain why you're using condoms. I bet it's on her mind, too. Either you're worried about infecting her from some casual booty, or you're worried about her infecting you.
Don't give me the hormone yadayada, I know it's used to *balance* hormones, so does your girl.

>>715220456
Hahaha, are you serious? You're fucked man, that was her goal from the begining.

I can't believe anyone would be this retarded.

>>715223586
not really shit threads like this are killing /b..all this thread is just one more rate my dick thread without the dick for that il give 1/10

>>715223733
Oh man, green is not a good color on you.

>>715220242
Just waste $400, (I suppose) its better than getting your girlfriend killed

>>715223753
your right its not good it is fabulous

>>715223685
Nah she's just sorta OCD and hates getting cum on her . She agreed to doing the vitamin c thing tommorow and after it works I'll ram that fucking syringe in her ass myself

1000mg of pure vitamin c every 2 hours until it forces a miscarriage.
It can take a week or so.

>>715223873
Fabulous huh?
Maybe I'll skip past your chick and give you the dicking you clearly need.

>>715220242
Abort it then have your girl get the bc implant (its like a little rod in her arm). Lasts around 3 - 4 yrs.. my girl just got it & its working fine.

>>715220242
Need moar of this chick!

>>715224192
So your faggot! Fucking knew it! Confirmed troll

>>715223619
>Next day
>Local news reporting that someone died trying to have a homebrew abortion

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>>715220242

yeah, right. Thailand and a real female?
Nice try faggot.

>>715224303
You sound feminine enough. If a filipina shemale cuts it for me, you sure as hell do.
I'll make you swallow.

>>715224303
>>715224542
Man you've got me worked up now. We should make this work.
Why don't you pass me some contact info. I'll dress you up and make you into a good girl while we let your gf watch. Maybe I'll let you lick her after I cum in her.

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>>715221106
Just throwing this out there, but I pressured my gf to abort. The day of, she ended up not doing it, now Im married and have a son who's literally the coolest mother fucker I know (full disclosure: I have another son who's significantly less cool. You win some, you lose some). Obviously it can go horribly wrong too, but there's the possibility i would've removed him from existence and it fucks me up.

>>715224733
>coolest mother fucker
>mother fucker
Cool enough to literally become a mother fucker?
I had this arrangement with an ex that if she birthed daughter, I'd "introduce" her. If she gave birth to a son, I wanted her to seduce him at the right age.
Things didn't work out, but I can still vicariously live through you anon. Is his mom hot?

>>715224711
you are just sad m8. you might need professional help or euthanasia

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>>715224733
I already explained this but i am in Asia and not in a position to bring my kid back home as I need a high income to sponsor their visa. and if I let her parents raise it as is normal here it will not learn English. So much as im against abortions this will be the second one it just won't work I will try and load her up on vitamin c tommorow and I hope it goes ok because I really do love her and want kids but not right now .

>>715220242

in my country its only 15$
my country is superior
yours isnt

>>715225094
>sad
Feels pretty fucking good bro.

>>715225190
I don't know how many more shes got. This is the second time? You know you're wrecking her uterus, whether you're using legit abortion or shifty herbal poisoning, right? There may not be a third.

>>715220242
I read the thread
>doesn't want a kid
>both are unwilling to use protection

Conclusion: don't fuck you degenerate

>but muh sex feels good

You don't want to support a kid, you don't wanna prevent having a kid, you guys sound fucking irresponsible. break up and buy a fleshlight faggot.

>>715225419
It won't happen again. Hoping her period is just late and the red river flows by itself tommorow

>>715225698
I still fuck her cause im not a faggot, faggot

>>715225767
Could always fuck her in the ass.

>>715225767
You shouldn't even be allowed to fuck someone cause it's obvious you can't carry the responsibillities faggot

>>715220456
>>715224017
You fucking idiot. This is not her being grossed out by cum. She is gunning for your wallet, mate. There was always the option to cum in a rag or not on her.

You're fucked. Be vocal about not wanting a kid. Stand up in the early days if she is pregnant. the sooner you make it clear that you do not want a child and will not support it the better. You have almost no rights in this situation so most likely you're fucked. But who knows. You could be the case that sets a new precedent for mens rights.

>>715225190
Just let her have it, who cares.
Also I hear in that part of the world a lot of babies are sold, especially in Malaysia right now. 2-3 grand, but there is a big premium for light skin babies, white plus Thai, she can probably get like 7 grand plus. Many of these babies go to couples that can't have kids. Some of the babies go elsewhere...
Maybe that was her plan all along.

>>715225337
keep telling yourself that
forgottenbyallandforeveralone.jpg

>>715225958
More like an amoral deviant and loving it.
People like you or your girl would of course never consider doing such things. Except when they're alone and the curiosity starts to nag at them, and they turn to me for exploration. Maybe they're looking to push their limits, maybe they're suspicious of their guy always insisting on rubbers, maybe he's just disappointing them.

If I'm on the market, I'm happy to oblige.

What's really sad, is that I'll show more interest in her and her needs, I "get" her more, than your whitebread ass ever will.

>>715221784
>She is still convinced spraying my cun out her pussy with the shower head will stop her getting pregnant

What a fucking retard. You shoot your cum inside her, then think she is the retard for wanting to wash it out? DON'T FUCKING CUM INSIDE HER YOU FUCKING MORON!

>>715221367
>thailand
>surgery
Are you trying to kill op?!? Thats like getting taking hostage by isis and having them cut your balls of whille getting ur anus tickled by a goat

>>715220242
make hew a special tea w lots of rue and make her real stressed. it's all or nothng, negro.
if you fuck up the baby come out retarded..

>>715226303
> whitebread ass ever will
Im black but nice try..alwaysadollarshort.jpg

>>715227427
Feels good man

>>715220242
You are clearly stupid, but I'll try to explain this to you anyway.
$400 is a deal, a steal in fact.

>>715222048
>17$
>Russia
Ofcourse its only 17$ for you poor niggers. You get shit alot cheaper because you dont make as much money as us

>>715227723
do you know how many dicks he would have to suck for that kinda cash?

>>715227625
No wonder you're so defensive. I guess we just busted that myth huh?

>>715228062
>I guess we just busted that myth huh?
which would be?
believeseverthinghereadson4chan.jpg

>>715220242
>tried it already

Fuckin lol

>>715220242
Forgive the presumption, but you don't happen to be one of those pol/stormfag types who're always ranting and raving about how irresponsible and worthless niggers are when it comes to manning-up and being a father for their kids, and shit, do you? Around here lately there is like a 90% chance that you are is why I ask.

Anyway man the fuck up. It's your mistake, so deal with it like a rational, adult should. And try to learn a lesson from it: unprotected sex leads to babbys and STDs. Stop putting your dick inside pussies if you can't/won't take precautions, or accept the consequences. Welcome to adulthood kiddo. It's not very forgiving of stupid, childish fuck-ups.

why do the pills cost 400 dollars in thailand... everything is fucking cheap there... so go and get some.. btw here in germany their are for free

>>715228184
>which would be?
God you're slow.

>>715220242
ship some heroin over if you want help

OP have you considered simply bailing on her?

>>715228624
sure i am the slow one fuckyourblindorstupid.jpg

>>715228994
If I have to explain to a black guy an obvious reference to the "black myth," then yes, that black guy is slow as shit.

>>715229166
fuckyourblindorstupid.jpg

>>715228412
Capitalism. I think it's technically illegal and not many places do it, not here in isaan anyway. And it's not just 2 tablets, it's an ultra sound, a consultation and another follow up appointment. And i have to pay a taxi to ferry her around so it would cost even more.

>>715220767
Get a vasectomy

>>715229231
It's fine, don't sweat it. No reason to get so angry.
My offer stands anon, I can still take you under your wing. You got east African roots by any chance? That should give you one of those luscious, sultry oval faces. Though you could make a narrow west build work too.
Let's just put all of this behind us see those thick, glittery, glossed lips wrap themselves around a thick cock, huh? I'll make you a deepthroat queen, girl.

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>>715228844
No im married to her.

>>715228315
Yeah definitely. Im a real right wing racist living in the middle of nowhere in Asia shovelling pig shit every day in my farm and getting charged more money for shit because im white. Definitely a real 'stormfag'. 14/88

>>715221784
So she won't take birth control, you won't put on a condom or get a vasectomy. You've run out of options, mate.
As for the abortion, just get her to a giving doctor.
Also, get a vasectomy because you don't deserve to ever reproduce

>>715229625
/b/ delivered and is saving me $400 with a few vit c tablets buddy.

>>715229456
believeseverthinghereadson4chan.jpg

>>715229611
Change her birth control brand, some cause nausea, others don't. You need to switch them up until she finds one she's comfortable with. Otherwise, if you won't get her an abortion, she'll have miscarriage after miscarriage until she gets menopausal

>>715220242
STOP BEING A FUCKING FAGGOT AND PAY THE 400 DOLLARS FOR THE PILL! SELL EVERYTHING YOU OWN IT DOESNT MATTER. YOU DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT LOONEY BITCH FOREVER AND PAY FAR MORE THAN 400

ALL CAPS WORKS AND SPEAKS THE TRUTH

>>715229746
Why can't we just shoot the shit? We're having fun.

>>715229734
That literally won't work you stupid fuck unless you give her enough to shutdown her organs, which kills the woman

>>715220456
Is she on birth control at least

>>715225190

>meanwhileinaustralia.jpg

>>715220242
If men can't choose whether or not to adopt or abort, we should be able to choose whether or not to support

>>715229734
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Do us a favor, if this fails, and she is in fact pregnant, and vitamin C does not end the pregnancy, please, get a vasectomy, apparently you won't consent to any other birth control then coitus interruptus. Do something that will actually work as opposed to just bullshitting

>>715229930
because your a douchebag

>>715230249
believeseverthinghereadson4chan.jpg

>>715229949
>>715230249
It does work I googled it. /b/ never lies she's going to take the tablets make her cunt bleed and have no negative effects that's the end of it cunts

I would pay a lot more to UNPREGNANT my now ex-gf.
Having a kid is awful, but since I live in the most retrogade country in the world, the morals and ethics here didn't let me even consider in doing that.

Just pay the 400 and amen that you have this option

>>715229958
She sprays her cunt with the shower head and that is her birth control. One time before when she got pregnant she didn't do that but i think she's finally got it now.

>>715230501
Enjoy your baby you nigger.

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>>715229611
Like I said, forgive the presumption. It's just the sort of hypocritical shit I hear from those faggots daily? Ever heard of the Sand Mountain region (NE Alabama, and Dade County Georgia)? It's where my family is from originally. It's the place that other people in the deep South look to and say, 'look at those fucking illiterate, meth head hillbillies.' Ever heard of Soddy Daisy, Tennessee? My best friend and his wife lives there. She's from Sand Mountain herself, but she and I both agree that Soddy is somehow much, much worse.

In either place though you'll hear people casually talking about how fucking Sorry and worthless niggers and Mexicans. Often while smoking their meth or shooting their dope, and whining about how shitty the mean old government is for giving them less welfare and food stamps than they deserve, or how it revoked their drivers license and sent them to jail for not paying their child support. So again sorry, you just sounded all too familiar to me.

>>715230289
You're still engaging me though.
I think we both know if I could actually whip it out in front of you, I could make you submit. I'd keep it between us.

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>>715229456
>being this much of a fucking degenerate

>>715230548
>i should never have to be responsible for my actions.
>i am the victim

You miserable fucking waste of oxygen.

>>715230676
You keep making me laugh at your retardedness and shit tier insults also
believeseverthinghereadson4chan.jpg

>>715220456
Hahaha! Just as she planned!

I hope this is b8 m8! Hahahaha!

>>715230622
If it fails I'll still kill the little parasite but not before I make her eat 2 kilo of vitamin c

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Nobody is this stupid.

This has to be a troll.

Thanks for the laugh op.

>>715223067
Its closer to a million

>>715220456
You fucking retarded

>>715220242
Is your GF thai?

>>715230626
What the fuck are you even talking about

>>715231327
It might sound completely retarded but im not trolling. Well you did help me learn how retarded I have been and I wont find myself in this position again. Talking to her and I can tell she wants it now, but I told her the relationship is unstable and she wont be able to support it if I dump her. Now she's saying she doesn't want it either because that's her personality but i can tell she did , so that explains a lot>>715231327

>>715231702
Wife and yes.

>>715231347
Lol

That's fucking retarded. You're both wrong. I've got three kids. Not costing a fortune.

$300k+ each. That's asinine. Were that the case, no poor people anywhere would be able to raise kids.

>>715231024
I'm not insulting you sugar. This may sound odd to you but there'd be a mutual respect and intimacy behind this.

>>715231939
Are you an English guy on holiday or an American sailor. It's always one or the other if you're in Thailand with a Thai wife.

>>715220242
Get her to drink castor oil. She will miscarry within the week.

>>715232252
Actually there's a Danish guy around the corner and an Indian living on the other side of the village, plenty of Australians and Europeans in the village over so no that's not true at all.

>>715224017
Shut that shit down right fucking now. Make it absolutely clear to her that you're not prepared for a baby, and that you can't afford it.

If you're rich, you're fucked, Papa Anon.

>>715232074
your a troll and a virgin also veryyyyyyyyy gay

>>715232604
Still European, but you didn't say what you were so that makes me assume you're a sailor. If so, classic sailor.

>>715232605
Don't worry buds, she can't get child support from me. Minimum wage here is about $8 for 10 hours. She would be stupid to go ahead without my 100 percent support and she knows that.

>>715232712
You're still here, and drawing out your vowels like a giddy schoolgirl. It's working for me.

>>715232759
None of your God damn business and kiss my ass

>>715232774
Are you going to be doing that thing where you pay her parents every month or are you already doing that?

>>715232841
yeap gonna spam the shit out of your shit thread

>>715232935
Hostile, sounds like I hit the nail on the head m8. You know she's playing you right whitey?

>>715220242
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>>715220242
Motorola Type II refers to the second generation Motorola trunked radio systems that replaced fleets and subfleets with the concept of talkgroups and individual radio IDs. There are no dependencies on fleetmaps, therefore there are no limitations on how many radio IDs can participate on a talkgroup. This allows for greater flexibility for the agency. When scanning Motorola IDs, each Type II user ID appears as an even 4- or 5-digit number without a dash (example 2160).

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Up to 65,534 unique radio ids
Up to 4,094 talkgroups
Use of odd-numbered talkgroups
Priority Scanning of talkgroups

>>715220242
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>>715220242
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>>715220242
This is a list of the governors of colonies, protectorates, or other dependencies in 1786. Where applicable, native rulers are also listed.

>>715220242
Miaoli County (Chinese: 苗栗縣; pinyin: Miáolì Xiàn) is a county in western Taiwan. Miaoli is contiguous with Hsinchu County and Hsinchu City to the north, Taichung to the south, and borders the Taiwan Strait to the west. The Council for Economic Planning and Development of Taiwan classifies Miaoli as a county of Central Taiwan, while the Taiwan Central Weather Bureau classifies Miaoli as a county of the North. Miaoli City is the capital of the county, and is also known as "Mountain Town", owing to the number of mountains nearby, making it a destination for hiking.

>>715233019
It's not my thread. But it is kind of our moment, isn't it?
How about we start off this rendezvous with some calm, huh? Get in touch, we'll start the day going shopping for some pretty dresses, get you a nice makeover at a salon, then I'll find us a nice restaurant to treat you the way a man should.
I'll put your footprints on the ceiling later on baby.

>>715220242
Zheng Lulu (born 24 January 1987) is a Chinese female track cyclist, and part of the national team. She competed at the 2008 and 2009 UCI Track Cycling World Championships[1] and won the silver medal in the team sprint event in 2008.

>>715220242
Dimo Krastinov (Bulgarian: Димо Кръстинов; born January 20, 1946) is a former Bulgarian ice hockey player. He played for the Bulgaria men's national ice hockey team at the 1976 Winter Olympics in Innsbruck.[1]

>>715232774
I see this every fucking time when I'm in Thailand, She is playing you like a instrument. And she's going to keep doing it because you're too dumb to see it. Literally every Thai girl does this.

>>715220242
The grandson of a slave, Jones was born in Lake Charles, the seat of Calcasieu Parish in southwestern Louisiana. His father, John Sebastian Jones, was the first dean of historically black Southern University in Baton Rouge, from which Jones received his bachelor's degree. His mother, the former Marie Morrison, was a schoolteacher in Lake Charles.[1] Jones obtained a master's degree from Columbia University in New York City. Though often addressed as "Doctor", Jones did not have an earned doctorate but honorary awards from Louisiana Tech University in Ruston and the University of Baltimore in Baltimore, Maryland.[2]

>>715220242
kek tried it already

>>715220242
Min barndoms jul is a 1978 Mia Marianne och Per Filip Christmas album.[1]

>>715220242
Neidonuo Angami is an Indian social worker and one of the founders of the Naga Mother's Association, a non governmental organization working for remedying the social problems in Nagaland, India.[1] She is reported to have been selected as one of the 1000 women shortlisted for the Nobel Peace Prize for 2000.[2][3] She was honored by the Government of India, in 2000, with the fourth highest Indian civilian award of Padma Shri.[4]

>>715220242
Nalec is a municipality in the comarca of the Urgell in Catalonia, Spain. It is situated in the valley of the Corb in the south of the comarca.

>>715220242
Donald Paul McCaslin was born in Santa Clara, California. His father was a vibraphonist, and he played in his father's ensemble at the age of twelve. He had his own group in Aptos High School which played three years at the Monterey Jazz Festival.[1] He studied under Paul Contos and Brad Hecht in the San Francisco region, both of whom played in his father's group. He played in a number of youth ensembles, including under the band director and music educator Don Keller, and toured Europe and Japan with them; he was offered a full scholarship to the Berklee College of Music, where he enrolled in 1984. While there he was influenced by Gary Burton, Herb Pomeroy, Billy Pierce, George Garzone, and Joe Viola. McCaslin performed regularly in Boston and Cambridge with The True Colors Big Band, run by composer Ken Schaphorst.

>>715220242
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>>715220242
Warnerville is an unincorporated community in Madison County, Nebraska, in the United States.[1]

>>715220456
>She won't let me cum anywhere else
>Pills make her sick

This is obviously a troll but if this was the case then DON'T FUCKING HAVE SEX YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE. Christ. A girl says cum inside and then isn't on birth control and you still do it? You deserve to be stuck with her for 18 years if you're this stupid.

>>715220242
as my russian comrades would say

>debiil blyad

seriously brother you fucked up

nothing you can do now apart from force feed her vodka until the baby dies

So have an abortion?

>>715233616
What does that look like using cyrillic letters?

I just started learning russian.

>>715220242
Passionoia is the third and final album by British pop band Black Box Recorder, released in 2003.

>>715233753
дебил блядь

means fcking retard, kinda

400 bucks or 400 bucks a week? Child support is a bitch.

>>715234269
Awesome dude, thanks.

>>715220456
>She wont let me cum anywhere other than inside and refuses pill because it makes her sick

Than she's trouble, you stupid nigger. I thought every guy knew to be wary a chick that actually *prefers/makes* you cum inside, particularly if she's not on birth control (they make other kinds than the pill, at least one should be agreeable to her there's a shot, pill, patch, IUD).

Get her that abortion and then get away.

She's obviously trying to rope you into child support for 18 years.

And don't be surprised when she won't get that abortion and wants to have this one, sound like that was her agenda.

>>715234750
>>715234332
She can't make me pay child support as I said.

>>715235005
She CAN make you pay. If you're legally employed, she can take you to court to get part of your check garnished every week. I've known many guys over the year that had their child support automatically taken from their checks.

Unless if you're just always unemployed or work a cash under the table job.

>>715220456
man up and piss off to vietnam or cambodia. and dnon't do the same mistake

>>715220242

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII9NZ8MMVM

>>715235140
Could be different in Thailand.

>>715235140
You clearly haven't read the thread or even the original post. Why do Americans always think everyone else is American? It's not the American language shithead millions of other people speak it as well. I've never been to America in my life.

>>715235270
Can't make me pay a penny and even if she could she wouldn't because of the culture here (saving face). I've been to Vietnam and I was in cambodia for a good few months but nowhere comes close to this country on a lot of levels.

>>715235320
It's not

>>715235616
I'm pretty sure the only reason the cultural laws and standards are that way in Thailand is simply so they don't have hookers chasing their patrons down to pin unwanted babies on them.

A nation that's economy is centered around prostitution vacations can't kill their golden goose by having hookers pin their bastards on the johns.

And the whole western world pretty much gives a hefty financial burden to the man. The women and man are encouraged to work out some sort of percentage of his check to give, but in the event you can't work something out, then they take you to court and fleece you of about 33%-50% of your regular paycheck.

>>715235616
This guy is totally pretending, dude is a U.S. sailor. For some fucking reason sailors always marry either Philippines, Thai, or any other SEA girls. It's always sailors.

>>715220242
Pine needle tea can cause abortions. Its a bit of a long shot, but it does work.

>>715236361
Yeah, then the prostitute (who he was either too dimwitted to realize she was a hooker or she convinced him that he "changed" her) continues hooking while he was away.... OR he takes her to the US, she dumps an anchor baby and gets a promp divorce or simply goes back to whoring in a nation where it pays a lot better.

Same story every time.

>>715221194
Meat head Italian detected

>>715220456

>she wont let me

Well there is your problem

>>715236508
I know right, shit's fucking crazy.

>>715220242
>>715220456
>>715220767

You're officially a retard. She wanted to get knocked up from the start and you were dumb enough to fall for it. Let me guess...she opposes abortion as well?

You're fucked. It's the risk you took now you have to deal with it for the next 20 years

>>715220242
Fucking gooks are taking over the world. Half the world is gooks.

>>715236508
Yeah yeah im sure you know all about me and my situation and every single woman here is a hooker so I've defiantly married a prostitute with a well used cunt thanks bois

>>715236720
Like hell I am

>>715220242
Hypersaline water.

For generations before the legalization of abortion, before Margaret Sanger was jailed for teaching women about family planning and birth control, midwives were skilled in delivering babies, preventing them, replacing deformed babies or those of the wrong race or hair or sex, destroying abominations in order to protect families from stigma or dead weights, and in the use of Salt water to perform an abortion.


You will need:
1,5 kg of kosher (non iodised) salt

4m (12 ft.) Aquarium tubing, the type used to supply air to bubblers.

Painters tape.

An hot water bottle type of home enema kit, or 4 cleaned and sanitized 2 liter bottles with their caps drilled to tightly fit the aquarium tubing. Seal with GE type II silicone caulk at least three days before use. Seal 4 feet of tubing to the outside of the cap, with just a little tiny short piece projecting into the inside of the cap.

Add 100g or 1/2 cup of salt to the first bottle's clean distilled water, 150g or 3/4 cup to the second. 200g or 1 cup to the third and 250g or 1-1/4 (1.25) cups to the fourth bottle.

Apply the bottles serially, waiting an hour between applications. Allow for lots of towel to absorb the solution. Apply lying down with knees up only long enough to insert the tubing into the cervix. Utensils have been discovered among the effects of midwives and abortionists of the late 1800's that include steel dentistry picks, awls, and sets of bamboo skewers.

Apparently a small opening is made if the cervix has already formed a mucus plug. Early in pregnancies this is almost unnecessary. Insert the tubing at most 75mm (3 inches) into the cervix. More won't work better, and is dangerous.

Clean it beforehand by putting it in a new styrofoam cup of boiling water with cover and allowing it to remain in the cup until cooled. This is kept sanitary with any excess salt up to a 50g or 1/4 cup per each sterilizing cup. Coffee cups with covers allowing sip straws are ideal.

>>715237475
(Continued)


Keep the girl still and refuse to allow her to get up and use the toilet. Explain the beforehand and let her use the restroom and bathe beforehand. Wash your hands with antibacterial soap, twice using the hottest water you can withstand when you apply Each bottle.

After insertion of the tube, tape the length of tube to her thigh, and hand her put her legs down and together. Place the 2 liter bottle on her abdomen, have her hold it, and after a few minutes after the first tube's insertion you can have her hold it inverted, cap end down but not kinking the tubing, and poke a hole in the opposite end (the bottom end which is facing up now) of the bottle with a sterilized sharp poker, awl, or anything capable of penetrating the plastic and allowing air to enter. Have her remain stil and hold the bottle slightly higher to begin the flow. Disregard her complaints of mild discomfort as the pressure is minimal, and excess beyond the ability of the uterus to hold will simply come out past the tube going in her cervix, flow out, and be absorbed by the towels.

After an hour, only if the bottle is drained, remove the tape, and very slowly remove the tubing with her legs upright again. Scrub in, in between removing the tubing and installing the next bottle set. You will wash your hands as many times that day as most people will in two weeks.

If the bottle empties too slowly, have her hold it ever higher, her arms length should suffice to produce the pressure difference. Under No circumstances should anyone but the girl squeeze the bottle, or squeeze it without the hole being made in the non cap end. If it STILL does not flow after having her raise it as high as she can, allow her to squeeze it slightly and gently while covering the hole on the end, and waiting a few moments for her to discern if it is changed. She can tell it is has because the water is merely room temperature.

>>715220756
This is old and posted a lot mate

>>715237475
>>715237753
Fuck that

>>715220242
$400 in Thailand?
I live here as well. Just go to a regular Thai hospital and I can't imagine it being more than 1000 baht. I think I paid 50 baht for a morning-after pill at the local Boots. If you are going to some place like Samitvej, you deserve to lose $400 for being an idiot.

>>715237753
(Continued)

In extreme cases, insert a second length of a sterilized-end tubing into the girl to allow the salt water to exit. Place it slightly deeper into the girl's cervix, at most 50mm or 2" further, proceeding slowly and asking her on comfort levels.

After successfully administering 8 liters (4+ gallons) of succeedingly saltier water, the uterus will begin to reject within an hour or two. Do not send the girl home if not. She should remain still, in the same bed until rejection occurs, during which she can expect help, or prefer solitude- depending on the girl. If she expects solitude simply reduce the number in the room to the most experienced woman, her mother, or both.


This method is non lethal to the mother, whereas quick and dirty mechanical methods often puncture or damage the uterus, causing sepsis, sterility, or death.

Salt is natural, water is natural, tubing and fingers carry germs- so WASH or BOIL whatever comes into contact with the girl. Do NOT directly boil the tubing, merely coil the last bit of tubing into a cup of boiling hot well salted water, after passing it thru the cup's cover.

Do Not allow air to enter the uterus, ensure the flow of saline solution to come out of the tube slowly, using the hose clamp from the enema kit or a few IV tube clamps one can get at any hospital. Ensure there are no bubbles in the line as you insert it into the cervix. The stiffness of the line is your friend and works with you as you determine the proper angle for entry. Once you have done it, you know how much easier it is to do at the proper angle. Don't expect every woman to be identical.

>>715238164
Abortion is illegal according to Wikipedia, I don't think a state run hospital is going to hand out abortion tablets. It isn't just 2 tablets, it's a consultation, an ultrasound, tablets and a check up appointment/ultrasound. I'm in isaan.

So... not reading all this bullshit.

But OP, legit answer here. Vitamin C in high doses causes a dead baby. Tons and tons of Vit C.

>>715238648
You're off your head if you think I'm trying that shit. What next a coat hanger and a blowtorch? Stop posting this garbage

>>715238859
Already got that tip will be trying it tommorow thanks

>>715238821
It is, but still performed pretty routinely from what I hear. If you are way out in the sticks, it might be worth heading to Udon Thani or Korat or something where things are a bit more anonymous before asking around.

>>715238921
Well you're an American sailor so you can afford it.

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>>715220242
>bitch tatted that much
>has a douchebag boyfriend
Kek you can't make this shit up.

>>715221473
>you and your gf weren't idiots.
Obviously he is the only idiot here.

>>715239028
If I travel to either of those places trying to save a hundred bucks Im going to spend a hundred bucks on transport and hotels. If abortion is illegal how is a hospital with licensed practitioners going to hand out the tablets? It was about a two hour drive to the nearest fucking clinic last time

I like how this guy was claiming not to be an American earlier in the thread but now shuts up about it. He's totally a sailor, always is when it comes to SEA girls.

>>715238648
>>715237753
(Continued)

Taken from initial experience and from reading, "Our Bodies, Our Selves" in 1977 or 1978 and my fathers aunt and I had to give my older sister an abortion in a province that effectively prevented them. Two liter bottles did not exist or were not available- we used the dreaded red hot water bottle sets. Everything was boiled in well salted water, and afterwards we all cried tears and tears of joy together. My older sister went on to find a good man and has 3 children and a granddaughter.

Be wary of men who pretend to know Anything about what rights a woman may or may not have.


A hospital or clinic administered abortion is safer than buying two pills over the Internet, but a home salt water abortion is safer if given properly by a nurse practitioner or RN or LPN or a midwife is much less dangerous than a scraping and cutting using sharp implements even in the hands of the most skilled technician/surgeon/abortionist.

The salt causes the uterus to assume something is wrong with the foetus, and it is rejected as being toxic. There is no damage to the uterus as salt is natural, and nothing metallic or extremely sharp is used to cut up the foetus, the placenta, and umbilicus, and no excessive Forced dilation of the cervix is used. Forced dilation, accidental damage to the uterus and accidental suction based inverting of one or both of the Fallopian tubes does not happen in a salt water abortion.

A plus: the girl delivers her unwanted baby, gets to optionally see it, and knows what it's like to deliver. It's good practise, and many young girls have undergone this and had families later. There is no medical record. There is no need to find a distant remote clinic. There are governments on every continent that prohibit abortions in some way. It's despicable if a girl chooses to abort a baby the day it is due, but that's entirely possible with this method.

>>715220242
Kill yourself.

>>715239636
It's impossible for me to prove my nationality anyway and who cares.

>>715240061
Nice damage control. Enjoy falling for the bait literally every sailor falls for when they get a SEA wife.

>>715240253
Yawn

>>715239927

I have been deliberately ignoring O.P. as has been discovered to be lying about some bullshit.

No, coat hangers and blowtorches are dangerous.

Salted water, sterile, gently applied, carefully strengthened in a gradual proportion of 2,3,4,5 to the minimal amount needed to induce a non forceful early delivery of the foetus is far more safe than any pill which causes contractions by using dangerous levels of hormones, or by using steel instruments and suction.

The salt water abortion has been suppressed by governments, and virtually nothing is published on it, save for a single book in the 1970's after protests about the American court case Roe versus Wade found its way to their Supreme Court via a lengthy appeals process. The cause of the American Republican Party's continued rise despite behaving and governing poorly has been a backlash against abortion (and gay or other rights like school prayer, internigration, busing, and church and state separation issues).
I continue and conclude with this for the benefit of others.

(Continued)

>>715238648
>>715237753
(Continued)

The baby's survival is actually Good with a very late term salt water abortion attempt, and the results are merely an early delivery. Not many midwives performing them very late, and if they do they do not expect NOT to have to take the baby and find it a new home. In many countries the services of midwives are ignored by the governments, except in Muslim countries where midwives discovered to have given an abortion without the child's father's consent have been executed.

>>715240624
Not an argument.

>>715240061
>Not denying it
kek

>>715221590
>Please help by the way im in Thailand

>this entire thread
>tl;dr

Ask any midwife about a "safe alternative" to hospitals and doctors.

Is OP retarded or does he not know how SEA works?

>>715220456
>>715220767
>excuses
>you asked for it
>quit bitching

>>715241223
>SEA
self employed abortion?

>Fall onto the back of a chair, repeat.

>>715241362
..... South East Asian you dunce.

>>715241571
We call them people, or women, or men, not SEA. SEA well call asianigras

>>715242460
Holy shit are you actually retarded or what? It's an extremely common term for South East Asians.

>>715242460
Or South East Asia if you will. Not sure how you don't know that.

>>715241362
First time reading an acronym huh?

>>715220242
You obviously have enough money to pay for whores so pay for the abortion you cheap cunt.

>>715243207
It goes against his murican code of cuck.

>>715220242
LSD motherfucker. Causes miscarriages


Also mugwort tea. but acid is more fun

>>715220242
Drink bleach. That'll solve your problems and hers.

>>715243415
>Please help by the way im in Thailand

>>715243525
He is in Thailand but OP is a murican.

Did OP marry a Thai hooker? Holy kek what a fucking retard.>>715220242

OP is an American that married a Thai bar girl. Could there be anything more classic then that.

>>715220242
tell her to lift something really heavy...

This thread reeks of an American OP who is trying to deny it.

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>>715220242
>Plan B pills are $40
>problerino solved

>>715221190
kek

>>715247379
Plan b won't work if you're 6 weeks pregnant you fucking 12 year old

>>715220456
fucking retards, just go and die

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>>715220242
Alright OP. This may work. It's untested, but it checks out chemically with the medfags.