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Fluffy Thread. Because the OP of the last one was retarded enough

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Fluffy Thread.

Because the OP of the last one was retarded enough to not start the fucking thing off by posting a relevant image.
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bumping because every other thread on /b/ sucks right now
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Why is there no art where fluffies encounter tards, seems like fluffies and tards have similar mental capacity and bowel control
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>>715212965
That's actually a good question and one I'd be interested in seeing played out.
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>>715213015
I could only imagine that it would go the same way as "Mice and Men", but maybe a little faster and with more screaming.

NO LOUD NOISES!
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Anyone having connectivity issues?
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>>715215461
Who types these out? Is english their second language?
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>>715215621
surprisingly, quite a lot of folks who are into fluffies are from Russia.

A scary amount actually
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It looks like we have a new artist on the booru drawing a comic. How exciting! Here's the only panel so far.
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was about to ask for more, fuck
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>>715215731
For the Russian people, suffering is a part of life.

I'm sure they use Fluffy abuse to associate and express their mental feelings and emotions into harmless cartoons, instead of real life.
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Bump for smarty abuse.
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>>715215731
yeah, I like the pig hamster comic. I've seen a lot of russian stuff. Any prominent artists from russia? I've talked to one artist from south america.
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Wump
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>>715212631
whew nice mistah go?
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Pwese nu let thwead get foweva sleepies
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pweas no fow oh fow
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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>1 second later

Fucking love the russio engrish
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>>715219493
it's supposed to be retard/lisp/childish english, not russoengrish, but i guess these two things are hard to tell apart
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>>715215764
Great! Fresh art!
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>>715219914
As long as those abominations get hilariously destroyed, that works for me.
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Too bad it takes so much time to create fluffy comics, I absolutely love these
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>>715220519
yeah, it's ridiculous how long it takes to create something of true quality. a friend of mine requires 8 hours +/- 1 hour for a full page with 6-8 clean colored panels. he doesn't work with fluff, though.
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>>715220814
Typical ungrateful sack of shit. It gets 4x as many legs for free and still complains.
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>>715220814
Inventive, cruel, and a corruption of a mare's biggest wishes.

I love it!
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Just saw this on a different thread.
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>>715221326
Also, you guys mention those Russkies.
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>>715221417
Plus...

Bump
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Anyone want old comics? Aboot all I got.
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Or am I letting this die like a foul with no mummah?
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>>715222222
>mfw no one here to witness...
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>>715222222
In a dying thread my friend's phone number comes up as this? (One digit short) but yay America
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we have strayed to far from the Lord to ever feel welcomed into his Light ever again
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wasted get
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>>715222329
Glad someone saw at least.
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Witnessed.
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Unfortunately, I'll never experience this again. I'll relish in it while it last.
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There it is!
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>>715222222
it fucking frustrates me that an autistic flufffag gets like this.
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2 as in two BALLS
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shall we shut it down?
Spongies are on standby
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bump for interest
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https://youtu.be/NwsRmcoX6VU
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Still the best fluffy story ever. It's long, but pretty much every sentence of it is sheer fluffy perfection.
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WATCH THIS VIDEO OR YOUR MOTHER WILL SUFFOCATE AND DIE IN HER SLEEP!
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Well if this ain't some fucking shit
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Guys, right now, I'm almost done (1-2 more evenings to go) with a story about a war vet with no knowledge about fluffies that finds a pair of fluffies in his garden. Both shitrats, like himself, are abused survivors. Hugbox and mostly sadbox ensues.


I'm thinking about something new.
A guy has two fluffies for professional but low-scale breeding. They, beautiful siblings, live a hugbox life with a little reality creeping in every now and then.
He lives in a place where people tend to dump unwanted fluffies. It's a great spot to observe them and to compare his domestic fluffies, dumped fluffies that adopt to new reality and typical feral herds born and raised on outskirts of an urbanized area. His hugbox continues, but a lot of fluffy on fluffy abuse, and nature on fluffy abuse happens right outside of his window.

Do you think this story line has any potential? It would be mostly "we are the circumstances we live in" trope.
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>>715212770
If you start one with inteligence ill post. I make lots of quality threads. Usually the mods 404 them.
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>>715227175
If you manage to keep the hugbox to decente low levels only to contrast the harsh feral sadbox this has great potential. Keep it simple, brutal and make the hugbox and the sadbox look very, very close.
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>>715212631
I hate how other people make this sexual; make the rest look bad.
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>>715227175

>a hugbox life with a little reality creeping in every now and then

Sounds like the best kind of story to me.

Try to keep the fluffy on fluffy abuse to a minimum though. Everything else from nature and accidents to their own stupidity is already killing them, so their love and mutual co-operation have classically being the sole things helping them survive long enough to end up in other disasters.
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>>715222731

That was beautiful.
Moar?
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>>715229078
the whole idea for the new story is to show the stark contrast between domesticated fluffies that don't know anything but fluff tv and sketti, and ferals that have to do with what they find. however, i'm not really planning on implementing any truly sadboxy-ish elements there. Life for ferals is brutal and unforgiving. Nobody is going to shed a single tear because of that, certainly not my narrator.

My point is to balance this "we hate hellgoblahs" attitude that's been reemerging lately with naturalistic view of the world. Dark and bright sides of fluffies. No torture for torture sake or abuse other than justified pillowing of the breeding dam that lives a life of abundance anyway.

just like in the story posted above, Fluffy Lake, however, my fluffies aren't lobotomized cretins. They are rather victims of their circumstances and slaves to their instincts, like in the lake story.
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>>715216534
Who? Great White Nope?
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>>715229545
the love conquers all trope will be true for my domesticated fluffies, the siblings. they are meant to be the best fluffies imaginable even for hopeless hugboxers. they are the ones with reality creeping in, like nascent sexual drive leading to some improper relations with ferals in the past

alas, the world outside the window is a completely different place. limited resources, hard conditions, poor adaptation of fluffies, and population spikes that inevitably leads to conflict. my story is supposed to start in a moment when a feral herd wanders to the neigborhood, and a domesticated pair is being abandoned there later that day
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>>715221749
Poor xenomorph, that fluffy DNA will not help it survive for long.
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>>715229951

Again, that sounds absolutely perfect, and I love it when happy domestics are told to just ignore the ferals suffering outside their homes. And the unfairness of other fluffies being treated like loved family members while others just as loveworthy are treated like vermin and worth less than trash.

Fluffies living outside definitely learn that not every human wants to be their new mommy/daddy, and that in most cases begging would in fact leads to getting hurt instead. It's the fluffy on fluffy violence where the line between adaptation and hellgremlinism goes, as at that point the fluffies themselves are the cause of their suffering. At that point it's no longer about perfect pets in a cruel world, it's just small fluffy people. Hellgremlinists used to attempt a compromise about good fluffies growing up in good homes and ferals being assholes, but that's just a way to claim that all fluffies are evil and merely acting well as long as they get what they want. Not to mention that it would make innocent feral abuse impossible.
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How long until science makes fluffies real?
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>>715231593
Whenever someone on /b/ becomes a scientist.
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>>715231593
Hopefully never, if these critters actually existed like they do in our stories and comics, I'm pretty sure they would screw us over without knowing they were doing it.
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>>715231593

No idea, we're closer to colonizing Mars than creating fluffies. Even though we could potentially make creatures that look like them, we don't have even a theory of how to genetically program language and information into their brains.
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>>715231593
Impossible to say. I work with genetics and we lack a tool to edit dna on a pratical basis. All ogm done today take a huge effort to insert a handfull of genes. But if we could edit dna like we edit html code it could be done pretty fast. And all major companies (monsanto pioneer and others) are investing a boatload of money on this. Focusing on corn and soybeans yelds of course.
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I've been thinking about how close we would be to making toy fluffies with robotics. Something like a fluffy Aibo, with its main AI running on an external hardware to save space could be pretty nice and would most likely interest even the non-fluffy fans.
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you mean "of mice and men"?
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Got any ideas for shows on FluffTV?
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The correct way on how to tell fluffies that they aren't getting babies
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I feel like I've made a terrible mistake. I've been using fluffy threads to kill any unwanted boners, now I keep getting them whenever I browse these threads.
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>>715233945
Total mare-baby disaster show to prevent "wan babies" talk.
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Wow you fucks think this is sexy?? I would probably kill myself if this was my fetish. where is Hitler when you need him?!
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>>715234184
That was silly to do. What was giving you boners to the point, that you thought using fluffies to get rid of it was a good idea?
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>>715222222
Dis get is now smawty wand!
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There's a simple and useful idea. A mare and a stallion have special huggies without their owners permission, which leads to everything bad the owner warned about: The stallions no-noes swell painfully until they eventually explode, and the babies are all hideous mean monsters that bite their mother and shout mean things at her.
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>>715235007
But that brings up the question if the owner reconsidered it would the mare think her foals would be monsters
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>>715235284
Fluffies will believe whatever you tell them. If the owner wants their fluffy to breed, they can just say that the permission of the owner helps them avoid monster babies.
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>>715235284

Being a staged educational show for FluffTV, the foals could be replaced at birth with mice or even large insects to make it look as horrifying as possible.
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>>715223106
Yu see, bwutus, the fauwt is not in ouw staws, but in ouwsewves.
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>>715218870
Something about this one is particularly memorable, and I'm not sure what it is exactly.
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>>715236450
I want to see the continuation of this one, where the owner actually starts cutting it up with a knife and fork, eating it.
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I second that thought
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>>715215764
Aww hell yeah
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Muffinman here, tomorrow I'm going to stream the drawing of part 7 of the Blue and Rosie comic in case you guys want to see it.

I'll post the link to the stream tomorrow but in case you want to follow so you know when the stream starts via mail here it is.

https://picarto.tv/whyarewewatchingthis
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I legit touch myself to this. Imagining the suffering.
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>>715222222
I was about to tell you to fuck off because I thought the bottom of the comic included the "If you don't reply" meme.

But then, I checked them.
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>>715237535

I don't know yet if I'll be here for the stream, but I'm so happy to hear that Rosie and Blue is getting continuation! Thanks for drawing again Muffinman!
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>>715236667
yup
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>>715237464
love it
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>>715239746
>White baby
>is more of a creamy mix of white and yellow
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>>715239851

At least she knows how to treat her mocha mistake.
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>>715239936
Yup
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Poopie's revenge.
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Nu thwead?
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>>715240719
There >>715240839
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Great thread! Keep on fluffin!
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>>715228173
I want one
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A fluffy christmas
>christmas eve wife and i are home the tree is decorated and perfect the house is decorated and perfect the cats are cuddled up cute and perfect.
>wife and i sitting on coutch watching the original animated "how the grinch stole christmas" sipping some nogg cuddling life is perfect and warm as the snow falls silently outside.
>i start to notice that cindy lou who seems to have some extra lines.
>wait thats coming from outside.
>and its a child!
>who the hell letts their kids out at night on a snow blasted frozen night like this!?
>wait thats coming from the back yard!
Heybabe im gonna go check and see who that is.
>i get up from the couch and go to the back door and flip on the portch light.
"Hey yoo dummeh wet us iyun! Dis howsie gon be hew howsie nao! Dummeh hoomin git out!"
>oh its just some stupid fluffies. Ok.
>go to front door.
>go outside and around the house to the back and close the gate and check for holes in the fence.
>yup found it fluff tufts and shit trails and all.
Few bricks ought to fix that right up.
>go back inside thru front door.
>go to back door.
"Dummeh hoomin gon git sowy poppies!"
I hear an odd cracking noise
"Screeeeee! Dummeh poopies wai yo huwt fwuffy!?"
>turn on porchlight see that the sorry poopies the smarty had tried to fire at my door froze right to his ass like a frozen fountain only it was shit.
>Lold
>looked out door saw about 20 of the fuckers burrowing into the 2 feet of snow and making snow houses. Huh thats kinda neat. Didnt know they could do that.
>they build a while village. They shit as they walk and trample the shit into the snow and they end up carving paths like this as they keep building by digging and packing snow.
Kinda cool actually. Looks like roads.
>they manage to find some old leaves and dead grass and dead pine needles and pack that into the roofs of their snow hutts.
Cont
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As thsy continue to pack the snow they ignore their smarty who is in a panic at this point trying desperatly to break off the frozen shitspike in his ass. He ultimately ends up screaming so much that the snow on the eaves of my roof dislodge and slide off onto him burying him with abshooshild ploopf sound. The other fluffies notice he is gone and babble amongst themselves. They come to the conclusion that he has gone in search of food.
They continue to build their industrious little village.
As they do small tufts of their fluff come out in just the right ways as to decorate the houses in a christmasy way.
The grinxh ended and my wife now stood next to me watching the fuzzy little freaks.
"When will they leave?"
"They cant. I sealed up their entry hole."
"What about their leader?"
"Probly dead. He got buried under a bunch of snow from the roof"
"Not gonna dig him out?
"Why should i? Fuck that guy he tried to shit on my door"
"Wow their village sure has come a long way in a short time"
The village was now mostly complete. Lots of little snow hutts dotted the patch of yard near the back door. They had even built a wall around it. In the center was a big hut and all the fluffies piled into it i guess to sleep in a fluffpile for warmth.
They soon were all in and a glistening began in the walls and celing of theirbhut as the snow began to turn to ice. It becametranslucent
more now fell and it held up the new snow was just enough to make their fluffville look like whoville.
A wild christmas idea appeard in my head.
I hit the pantry got 4 cans of chef boyardee and warmed it up in 4 ceramic bowls. I got it nice and boiling hot.
Then i carefully silently ooened the back door.
Big mistake smarty was still alive. So i stepped on him and got a satisfying crunch as he screed his last and died.
I then took thebbows and put them in the empty houses.
Went back inside and got a strand of led christmas lights and strung them around the village (they were not waterproof)
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