>Your walking through the woods one day and in a remote clearing

>rescue them
>get rewarded with sex

>>715211562
put the youngest one in my sack and go home

>>715211562
check my map

circles

>>715211669
kek

>>715211733
checks and keks

>>715211639
The white-knight dream

Honestly it depends, if it was in my country (Mexico) I would probably rape them too since the cops won't do shit and I will never be found

>>715211669
Check'd for 69

>>715211562
ehhh... sloppy seconds isn't my thing. Tried it before and wasn't all that great. If I'm gonna risk prison time I'd prefer they be fresh.

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>not untying them
>going on a FBI list

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>>715211562

Save em extort money/reward from the families.

>>715211562
call cops, get arrested anyway because they couldn't id the rapist, my dna on ropes, no reason to be out in the woods, media attention ruins like, da drops charges, rapist never found, I'm blamed as easy scape goat. never get GF, get attacked by SJWs, get killed by a hit and run driver.

>>715212183
Your making a strong case for fucking them and then leaving.

>Help them up and carry their disoriented bodies to my place
>Let them sleep on the bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with their freak outs when they wake up
>Ask them if they're ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand them a bowl of eggs
>Ask if they need rides home
>Tell them to take care

run aways as far as possible
if you unties them there is a very high chance they will tell the cops that you did it even if you did nothing wrong

>>715211851
Ah bueno, así si.

>>715211562
1. Fuck them all gently (I'm not a monster)

2. Rescue them and they don't know that I fucked them.

Win Win.

>>715212401
Don't forget to take pics before untying.

Touch nothing. Call Cops. Find rapist. Slit rapist's throat, hang him upside down watch him bleed out. Create funny gif. Post. Viral. Profit.

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Give them a bowl of eggs

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>quick trip to the store
>grab a carton of eggs and some bottles of water
>come back and make them eat all the eggs

>>715211562

Rescue them you sick fuck, not all of us are basement dwelling pieces of shit that never get laid, some of us have been married for almost two decades and actually care about people.

>>715212488
Why killing yourself?

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>>715212530

>>715212246
It works

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>>715212544

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>>715212566

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>>715212239

>>715211562
Kill them all, save the tax payers millions in therapy and investigation costs. Save dozens of victims of future sociopathic murder from the possible spawn of rape, keep insurance rates down from abortion , rape kit, and treatment costs. Yep, best to kill them.

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>>715212594
My favorite girl

>>715212513
lost to this, holly shit

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>>715212630

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>>715212648

>>715212246
>not handing them a saucer of eggs

What are you, queer?

>>715212246
>Trying this hard to pretend you aren't a newfag

Kek

>>715211562
Rescue then order chinese

Your DNA would be on them now so you're fucked.

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Kill them. Then run. Nothing good was going to happen as soon as I got there. There is no way to redeem yourself regardless of A or B or Z. The only good witness is a dead one.

>>715212717
Your newfag is showing.

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>>715212677

C. Burn the forest. DNA evidence, son. I ain't going back.

>>715212183
The truth to this point makes our world extremely depressing.

the prime directive prevents my interference in such a situation

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>>715211562
>put on mask
>remove blindfolds,I wanna look them in the eyes
>fuck them, & give each a bite size snickers as a reward. they've earned it.
>inject them with heroin,just enough for a good high
>leave
>call police, leave anonymous tip

best of both worlds

>>715211562
>sloppy seconds
>your DNA incriminates you (unless you use rubbers)
>sick fuck thing to do
untie them and call the cops

>>715211851
Yeah mexico is a shit hole.

>>715212985
see
>>715212183

You lose either way.

>>715212740
>what are condoms

>>715211562
Why can't I eat them?

>>715212183
>my dna on ropes,
W-why, anon?

>>715212877
>go for walk in woods
>luck I remembered to pack my mask, bag of snicker bites and heroin

>>715212246
This pasta, so stale

>>715212513
post original please... Cannot find.

>>715212877
At least give them a fun size faggot.

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>>715213133
>implying I don't carry all of those in my bag at all times

>>715212519
If you care, youre in the wrong place. Lofe hasnt chewed you up enough to laugh at the world burning with the rest of us. Fuck off to your 2 decade worn pussy cuck flannel

>>715212985
>(unless you use rubbers)
DNA isn't only in semen. You will spread your DNA all over the scene, regardless.

>>715211562
Do nothing turn 360% and run

>>715211639
>rescue them
>get peck on the cheek from their over-the-hill, menopausal-mustached grandmother.
Fixed.

>>715212513
>people who can't crack a goddamn egg
I get that not everyone can crack eggs with one hand, that shit took me weeks of practice. But just not being able to in general? That's as retarded as people who have to look up how to cook noodles.

>>715213472
what like hair? saliva?
you won't spread DNA just by touching something

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>>715212513

>untie them
>answer to the police, family, press you were not the raper
>get stuck into long legal mess while sjw and media speculating you were the rapist
>guilty until proven innocent
>get sentenced to death anyway since you could not prove you were not the rapist

>fuck them to death and burn their bodies or ignore them
>leave the scene
>go home and sleep peacefully

>>715211562
B, then A.

>take them home
>lock them in the basement
>challenge them to Mortal Kombat
>victory assures freedom
>rape has made them motivated
>they fight hard but cannot defeat me
>days become weeks
>Stockholm Syndrome sets in
>they begin to adore me
>continue their training
>make them elite spies
>mfw my name is Charlie
>mfw this is how I recruited my Angels

>>715215146
fight me faggot, you don't have shit on my Quan

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>>715212510
>kek

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>>715215341
This ain't what you want son

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>>715215687
i sense that you don't have what it takes.

Manchester United

>>715215687
who's your main nigger? I got a few 45%+ kombos

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Real foto with very teens!

> http://utn.pl/IGglU <

>>715215983
welp, thread is kill. guess we ain't fighting,fagmaster flex

>>715211562
>Thats easy
>After taking pictures
>Make a 360° turn and walk away

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>>715211562
Tell them they don't need to tell me what happened but they do have to eat the eggs.

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>>715216493
damn
i was getting all wet at the thought of a good old fashioned internet fight

>>715211733
This is the only correct answer.

>>715212740
If you've never committed a crime, and don't give anyone a reason to suspect you have, then leaving DNA probably isn't a big deal. Most peoples' DNA never winds up on file, so it can actually be quite hard to find a suspect based on that alone. It's why a lot of murder cases go cold, even with DNA left at the scene.

>>715211562
They belong to Shia LaBeouf now.

>>715216638
*or don't give anyone a reason to suspect you have

Shit.

>>715216666
Mein gott, Satan quad

>>715216570
all I ever wanted was MK nigger

>>715212246
>>715212513
>>715212510
>>715215349
>>715216529

>all these eggmen

>>715213819
Why do you think people have been caught from their skin cells from their hands being left on ropes someone has been tied up with?

>>715217403
name one

>>715217403
>>715217593

That's what I thought faggot

>>715211562
>Your walking through the woods one day and in a remote clearing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

bury them so only their assholes show up, introduce in each rectum a seed, come back every week to check my pots.

>>715215146

would read again

>>715213708
Kek'd