The last thing you ate is what you have to eat for the rest of your life.
How fucked are you?
>>715137156
love him.
doritos tacos. im happy with this
>>715137156
Sausage roll... Not even Greggs... Fucking Morrisons sausage rolls.
>>715137156
Peanut butter & jelly with a glass of juice...I'm aight I think? I'll be peanut buttered to death though
>>715137156
>white cheddar mac and cheese
alright
3 musketeers for life
>>715137265
yeah me and my friends get blazed and watch him review food, I hate those other food faggots though, like that fatass dayum drops or that other faggot with the glasses
Big Mac and French fries forever?!?!
>>715137156
Cold mcdicks fries
Not fucked at all. I just ate a hash brown from McDonald's.
Hot dog
Feelsokay.jpg
>>715137156
Guess im going healthy
>>715137156
spaghetti and meatballs.
hell yeah mayne. ill get fat as fuck but still
>>715137667
yeah most are fucking horrible terrible cancer trashcan cunts.
I love this guy tho https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2X_0ca4uVbjkMdOAL2s1QQ
hes so fuckin adorable...
>>715137156
chicken strip
Pizza and Chicken wings?
Set for life.
Poutine pizza. Yep, I'm good
>>715137717
ew
i swear they fuckin turn into sand in the middle
Shawerma :3
>>715137156
cauliflower soup
delicious and healthy
so basically shitty fucking dominos chicken cucks
>>715137156
Pierogies and sour cream. I'm happy but I'll never shit again.
seamen
>>715138937
You spelled semen wrong, fagtard. Everyone point and laugh.
Poached eggs on toast. I'll be fine.
Bread pull aparts. That's not so bad.
>>715139049
or mabye I like eating dead sailors
GRAHAM CRACKAZ BECH
eggs, bacon, and vodka
Could be worse
>>715139166
Fair enough
>>715137156
Duritos...like a true champ.
>>715137156
Schlozky's delhi turky bacon club sandwich.
>im good
>>715137156
Beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
I'm gonna forever have the shits.
smegma
>>715137156
im going to live good and well
>zรผricher art
Jesus Christ /b/ros eat a salad once in a while, will ya? I can hear your ventricles struggling from here.
Brisket and hot links with okra aND green beans. I win the internets
>>715139549
no, small vaginas will grow over your body, and your bizeps is going to shrink aswell
>>715138937
Beef stroganoff, fuck yeah
Spaghetti bolognese which was 10/10. Wish I would've had some salad with it though.
>>715138937
>>715138163
lmfao I clicked that and immediately thought fuck this dumbass, then I watched the cheeto review and subbed him lmfao, hes so fucking obliviously retarded I love it
Nabiyaki udon
Foodstuff of Gods.
>>715137156
Looks like i'll be eating Lasagna Bolognese for the rest of my life, I don't see a problem with this.
>>715137156
Does beer count? guess I'm going to be drunk the rest of my life,awesome.
>>715139396
man I always get 2 beefy nacho loaded grillers and fire sauce and I'm basically good on lunch, sand in the beef be damned
which I heard somewhere the beef is like 1% beef and like 50% corn or some shit and the rest is silica? I think which is basically sand
Pizza
>>715139549
I can't stop eating meat but I try and eat a ton of veggies, literally cannot go 1 day without eating some form of meat, it is really weird
also sugar, fuckin hell, I try to stay around 24g of sugar which is hard as shit since sugar is in everything
im skinny, but being 24, ive seen so many of my friends get fat as shit from shitty eating habits
>>715138019
Mixed fruit and a malta...
So do i get vegan powers?
Some sort of homemade pie with carrots, tomatoes, sliced beef, mushrooms, courgettes and cheese, with jasmin rice.
It would get boring, but I won't die.
>>715140672
You'd be amazed what the FDA lets them serve us.
Filet mignon, bloody, 2 shrimp, mixed vegetables and garlic smoked mashed potatoes. I'm good. I don't have to pay right?
Minced turkey Stir-fry on top of brown rice, with a side of plant enzymes and probiotics. I'm on a cleanse
>>715141143
true, i love french fries but apparently deep frying them causes cancer because it mutates the potatos dna or some shit
Sirloin steak,baked potato and Mac and cheese...I'm good
>>715140908
>He thinks a lack of willpower/forced quirk is "really wierd"
>>715137156
Taco truck tacos
Yeah boooooooooi
>>715142137
you know cleanses are bullshit right? yo body cleanses itself mostly... I could be wrong though, so probably shouldn't use such strong wording lmao
YOU TELL ME
>>715137156
no problem...roast beef sammy
>>715137156
Greasy tacos, fuck
I'll be shitting my brains out for the rest of my life
steamed cheese burger and onion rings. sounds good just asking for me to get fat.
a p p l e c r u m b l e
>>715137156
just went down on my girlfriend...yipee
>>715142386
hey man, what should I replace meat with that wont kill me? Should I go flexatarian or something? I'm not going to cut out meat because humans are omnivores not herbivores and need certain nutrients from meat protein
not eating mealworms either lel
>>715142230
It's the vegetable oil that's gonna kill you. it's full of polyunsaturated fats. Polyunsaturated fats are highly unstable. They oxidize . These oxidized fats cause inflammation and mutation in cells. That oxidation is linked to all sorts of issues from cancer to heart disease etc..
>>715137156
Double cheeseburger and fries. I'm ok with it
Pizza hutt. I'm going to shit myself to death.
>>715137156
Banana. meh.
>>715137156
A Reuben and some curly fries, could be worse
>>715137156
Turkey & Corned Beef Sandwich
(Kosher, of course)
Cole Slaw
Fries
Coke
I'm good
>>715137156
Chicken. Whatever.
>>715137156
Loaded Nachos. I am so fucking happy.
>>715137156
Baked brie with almond honey toppings and toasted baguette.
I can live with that.
Eggs, toast and an apple. Could be far worse. Eggs are awesome.
>>715137156
A turkey sandwich with swiss cheese and buffalo mayo. I could do worse.
>>715142602
You're gonna be the first to die nigger
Pizza and mac n cheese. I can deal with this.
Taquitos.
>tfw I've already been on a diet of this daily for 3/4ths of a year already and am losing weight
>>715143667
Stop being a dickhead.
It's cheese on toast. You're stuck with cheese on toast.
>>715142439
If your body is healthy and all the systems are working as they should, then yes. But if one of those systems (digestive, endocrine, lymphatic for example) are compromised. No Bueno.
I choose to see a naturopath--I have nothing against doctors--and this cleanse is just part of the regime that she put me on.
>>715137156
Bacon and spinash
yogurt
>>715137156
This was my lunch
>>715144082
Flavored?
>>715143944
Obviously it's cheese on toast, but a very specific kind.
Brie + toasted bread doesn't mean it "ackshually means American cheese and toasted white bread."
Dry toast
>>715144187
If you weren't trying to show off with your poncyness you'd have a much better option.
Cheese on toast would give you your brie baguette. You could have also had a cheddar chiabatta or any other cheese on any other bread.
But nope, you're a cunt and you're going to get super bored.
>>715137156
chicken fillet, not mad at all
>>715144577
But the last thing he ate WASN'T a cheddar ciabatta. That wouldn't make any sense for him to eat something that wasn't the last thing he ate.
Anon, you're not very good at following premises, are you?
Homemade maple bbq sauce steak sandwich with lettuce bacon and marble cheese on cibata
Eh could have been worse
Zaxby's chicken fingers. I'm good.
>>715142797
hmmm I could believe that, welp I dont eat fast food hardly ever so hopefully I'm good
>>715137156
a shitty banquet frozen meatloaf meal
>>715143963
Word, well hopefully it works for ya mang
>>715144832
Thank you, for not being retarded.
>>715144577
Forgot to check his autism at the door.
>>715145062
man I used to work there and they hand bread these slimy ass things (chicken tenders) then you beat the shit out of them to get the excessive amount of flower off then you deep fry it
nothing is healthy there unless you get a salad with no chicken, the salads there are worse for you than just like a regular meal there lol which is hilarious
sossidges & mash with gravy, carrots and cabbage
i'll be fine
fat, but fine
>>715143667
>>715143944
>>715144187
>>715144577
>>715144832
Only on 4chan...
>>715144832
But cheese on toast would have been an entirely suitable answer. He just had to try and be a ponce anonymously on 4chan.
On top of that, the premise is not 'say what you ate last and then rate it' which appears to be what everyone has read.
It was 'how fucked are you' based on information you don't particularly need to share and was not requested by the OP.
my answer, as I realise I have not participated in the thread so far:
7/10 reasonably safe, could last quite a while
yogurt
I'm fucked.
>>715145217
thanks for that. have a french fry pizza
>>715137156
Looks like me a snickers doodle cookie dough are gonna become good friends
>>715137156
Gulรกลก ... im fine
>>715137156
>tfw garden salad
>>715145540
>sossidges
>>715146196
u mad
>>715145722
I don't get this guy. Brie isn't even fancy, you can literally get it at fucking Kroger or publix or some shit.
>>715146826
Kek I named my dog kroger
A banana. I guess I'll be ok.
>>715137156
Showmar's Flounder and creek shrimp combo, slaw and a diet pepsi.
>I'm OK with that.
Spaghetti, bread and iced water. I think I'll be okay.
>>715137156
penne rosa with double chicken breast? Im not fucked at all
>>715148206
Did somebody say banana? Because I thought I heard somebody say banana!
>>715148370
>diet pepsi
baked egg-rice, mhhhhhh
>>715145830
I want that -- do you bind the fries together at all? If so, how?
>>715148536
Sorry. What would you have ordered at a Showmar's that would have been cool and hip and hapenning?
Beef broccoli and chicken friend rice
2-piece Spam sandwich with pepperjack cheese, mustard, and toasted bread. I think I'll be fine.
>>715148727
This is important, dammit. Give informations.
>>715137156
those are some long ass digits, he could finger a girl and scratch her nose with the same hand
>>715149019
Im making fun of the fact that diet soda isnt gonna help anything. get a normal one
Just a bear claw.
Guess I'll be a fat fuck in a couple moths or so
>>715137403
Greggs got nothin on Lidl.
>>715137156
Chick fi la nuggets, fries, and large root beer. I will live a short but happy life.
pizza and mountain dew
fuck fuck fuck
>>715137156
Baguette and strong beer, not so bad tbh, i could make peace with that
Damn I had taco bell for lunch not sure if this good or bad
Tortilla soup and chicken enchiladas. All very yummy. So I am good
>>715137156
McDonald's. Can't wait for that .99ยข heart attack.
>>715137156
burek with cheese
french fries with cabbage
>>715149053
Fucken auto correct
*chicken fried rice
Some cherub tomatoes.
Could be worse.
Small portion of legume soup (potato cabbage carrot bean onion garlic..)
Followed by 3 'Sechium edules' with tuna, seasoned with a bit of onion and olive oil
To finish 3 pieces of cheese (salty goat cheese (dry), creamy/buttery cow cheese (wet) and a sheep/cow mixed cheese (intermediate) accompanied by a chunk of bread.
Drank water.
How fucked?
>>715137156
Totinos stuffed nachos not bad
>>715150442
you'll be physically fine, but your homosexuality has no cure.
>>715137156
Toast and a gin&tonic. I'll be fine.
>>715137156
A bowl of blueberries raspberries and walnuts. Gonna be a good life.
I eat the same shit everyday anyway Chicken Rice Broccoli
>>715137156
Pussy
I'll die
this