Give a superpower and others will give a downside to it.

Only attracts things towards you, and they get an insane amount of acceleration very fast, you're not capable of controlling the acceleration.

Flight

>>715116856
You cannot control how fast you go, and your perception doesn't improve giving you an almost 100% chance of becoming a human pancake.

>The ability to die instantly

>>715116978
Only when you don't want to die

>"x-ray" vision

>>715116856
But only 1 foot off the ground

>>715117080
meaning I'll never get to use the power?

>>715117295
Your eyes now give everyone including yourself cancer, and you can never turn it off.

>>715117295
Blind

>>715117335
Yea

Aquaman

>>715117569
you suck at everything.

>>715117569
Can't swim

>>715117569
You are literally made of water and cannot hold your form, enjoy being my bath water.

Loose virginity

all people within 20 feet radius becomes annoyed at me

>>715117764
to an animal

>>715117764
Always anal

>>715117764
>>715117822
and the animal is on top

the ability to make people's dicks fall off

>>715117801
you end up annoying everybody and become president of the US

>>715117921
including your own

>>the ability to heal people

>>715117921
you have to suck them first

Power to change probability - like now its gonna be 100% that I hit a shot or can fly.

>>715117921
they them attatch themselves to your forehead

>>715117921
Only white people
>dog whisperer

>>715118047
every healing costs one foreskin

>>715118047
not being able to heal the people you care about.

>>715118047
can only heal sjw's

>>715118152
Mute

>>715117921
you have to eat the dicks

The ability to change into an animal

>>715118152
>>only white people

i dont see a problem there

>>715118260
only tapeworm

>>715118121
permanent

>>715118260
you have to suck one animal of that species' dick first

>>715118260
only a tapir

>>715118260
>nt see a proble
only into a goat, in iran

>>715118121
50% chance of the complete opposite happening

>>715118121
you are always uncertain of how much probability you changed


>being immune to disease

The ability to breathe fire

>>715118260
Never a bird

>>715118312
10/10

>>715118349
by being dead.

>>715116856

See 2 towers? Must hit 'em.

>>715118372
aw. that makes me sad.

>>715118349
you're still very contagious to others, even with diseases that usually aren't

>>715118363
Can't open mouth

>>715118363
It happens every time you breathe

the ability to play any musical instrument flawlessly

>>715118363
Skin is hypersensitive to heat
>power to fall asleep on demand

>>715118349
Because any disease you contract immediately redirects to your most loved one

>>715118363
shit fire too

>>715118047
you have to study for 15 years before you can get this ability


>>super strenght

>>715118522
You have no hands

>>715118363
Your lungs aren't fireproof and using the power painfully kills you

Time travel

>>715118525
>ower to fall asleep on
never wake up

>>power to die at will

>>715118525
Will also uncontrollably fall asleep too

>>715118522
Your deaf so you'll never hear it yourself

>>715118525

anyone can demand it

The ability to read minds.

>>715118522
You're a retarded savant who cannot do anything else.

>>715118525
Only on someone else's demand
>power to read minds

>>715118553
only applied to the muscles in your ears

>>715118619
Can't turn it off, always reading everyones mind at max volume

You can read peoples' mind

>>715118363
Every time you use it, it makes your dick become 200 micrometers smaller.

>THE ABILITY TO shit GOLD

>>715118593
you must travel to the year 800 and lick a leper every time you use it, then you get to move on

You can get dubs whenever you want on 4chan

>>715118724
Comes out in square blocks
>ability to convince anyone you're right

>>715118724
Only in amounts the size of a brick

getting a free iphone 7

>>715118724
>gold razor blades only

>>715118724
only when you share a prison cell with a rapist

>>715118724
the gold is molten

>>715118813
>you have to own an iphone 7

>>715118813
Broken

>>715118813
>is broken

>>715118593
can only go forwards or backwards 1 second, once per year

>>715118795
can't ever wash yourself

>>715118805
But never with the issues you want to be right with
>Teleporting

>>715118287
Superior race dies off

>Power to have lucid dreams

>>715118995
Need 99 mage

>>715119051
Only can dream of horrors

>>715118995
makes loud fart noise whenever you use it

>>715119115
That's still kinda cool

>>715119051
Your dreams will affect you as if they were real

>>715118669
But only useless thoughts, like the weather to cold atm, and did I feed the cat?

>>715119051
awake

>>715119051
Coma

>The ability to effortlessly seduce anyone instantly.

>>715118995
you merge with the place you teleport to, killing you unless you teleport into a vaccuum

You can cure any disease

>>715119343
Vivid imagination

>>715119352
I shall now become one with 4checks servers

>>715119343
for everyone you want to seduce, a really buff rapey dude is also seduced

>>715119371
That only you have

>>715119352
>buy massive vacuum cleaner
>???
>profit

>>715119343
who is over 80yrs old

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>>715119343
but they transform into a moose that rapes you

power to control what my post number end with

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>>715118121
But you can never use it on things beneficial to yourself, only others.

>Having shoe-horns for hands.

>>715119583
You still always guess it wrong

Superspeed

>>715119371
every time you do it, there's a 50% chance one of your bones with snap in two.

>>715119583
But somebody you know will step on something sharp

>>715119657
only when eyes are closed

>>715119657
for every mile you run, you age a year.

>>715116538
Still can't pick up chicks.

>>715119657
asthma

Ability to get away with murder

>Make anyone instantly shit themselves just by thinking it.

>>715119812
You also shit yourself.

>>715119812
You have to join them.

>>715119784
everyone thinks you found the corpse and raped it

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Banana duck.....

>night vision

Turn solids into liquids by touching the top of my dick and looking in the direction of the solid.

>>715119943
Only during daytime

>>715119943
but have a really hard time staying awake at night

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>ability to shit real life, usable money

>>715120051
It's only pesos

>>715120051

Must do it in the middle of a bank while everybody is looking.

>>715120051
only bills, and they're covered in shit

>>715120051
you have to be a gluten and lactose intolerant vegan in order to do so

>steal other people ability

>>715120196
Once a month and last 5 seconds

>>715120196
You steal their soul as well. you end up with people living inside you're body with no way of silencing them

>>715117433
kek

>>715117421
i...have not laughed this hard since forever, i really needed that, thanks anon

>>715119127
>Guys, my stomach hurts....o...oh god...
Fart then poof away. That sounds awesome

>>715120196
You absorb their mental problems and get them tenfold

Powers of The Blob

>fart at glass shattering frequencies.

>power to absorb damage

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>the ability to bring CRACKY back

>>715120467
only when everyone around is asleep

>>715120467
But it only ripples internally
>>715120475
Up to papercuts only

>>715120520
As a brain dead reddick user

>The ability to make anyone cum on demand