"This is my loser brother anon. All he does is sit in front

>>715109693
Politely greet

Tip fedora
carry on fapping to stuff.

Tip Fedora

>>715109693
Blow my load on dem titties later

>>715109693
Let out my loudest Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee and then savagely kick each of them in the pussy. That will show those roasties who the losers are.

>>715109925

On no-titties, mid-titties or big-ol-titties?

You insolent wench. You brought dishonor upon me for the last time.
Teleport behind her
>nothin personnel kid
Tip fedora
Heely away to my room to fap to trap mlp shota webms on my favourite malasian throat singing forum.

>>715109693
The one on the left is just as much of a freak as I could be. Stupid necklace, lipstick thicker than a feminazi landwhale's thighs, and the short hair.
I'd fit right in. The lovely ladies are a bunch of weirdos too.

Or just put my fedora over the middle one's breasts, whispering to her that her shirt is a size too small for that area.

Rape my big titted sister later and knock her up.

>>715109693
Let met tell you about the Jews

My sister would never say that about me as I'm not a loser

And her friends wouldn't be that attractive

Y-y-you too

>>715109693
>your mom is a whore
Do a 720 and walk away

>>715110209
Only fucking losers have to tell other people they're not losers.

>oh hey, I saw your nudes online!

Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my house you white bitch?

I don't have a sister and my brothers are bros.

>>715110049
All three

>>715109693
Punch the one on the right for sure.

>>715110231
This

>>715109693
>your friend has nice tits

>>715110049
Tig o bitties

>>715109693
skull fuck the middle one while i grab the others by the pussy

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>>715109818
>>715109831
>>715110054
>>715110118

As you finish tipping your fedora, you hear what sounds like three waterfalls gushing.

Your sister comes up to you later and apologises.

"Sorry I made fun of you earlier anon, I was just trying to impress my friends. That was stupid. I made you a pie to make it up to you, don't try to fuck it!"

Do you fuck the pie or try to fuck her?

>>715109693
I dont even have a computer

>>715109693
Growl "Fuck off" and close the door to my room.

>>715109693
Grabbing em in the pussy

Better than fucking old dudes on the street for sugar daddy money. I got a twenty on me, gimme a blowjob and it's yours.

Hey guys, Just grading some university student's work for their class(I'm 26).

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>throw chinese food containers full of my poopies at them

>shower them with fermented peepee from my coke bottles while they're down on the ground

>give myself 50 good boy points for resisting the use of my jizzus bottles i was saving for boxing day

>>715109693
T-t-thanks. Y-you t-too

>>715110421
>>715110309

Not possible. You'd need at least three loads to get good coverage on tig ol bitties alone.

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>>715110250
And here we see the retail ave projecting his insecurities into random people online.

Upon closer inspection, he may be of the food service sub genus, but further tests must be conducted.

Tune in next week for our labs results!

>>715109693
Subdue all three.
Rape repeatedly.
Set on fire.
Home for dinner.

>>715110533

dubs of wisdom!

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>>715109693
Middle finger, and do 200 pushups and situps.
Then eat a huge plate of rice, noodles, eggs, meat and veggies. Gulp down some soy protein choco milk.
Tell em, 'get the fuck outta here', in Elven or Latin or something. then crank up some electronic music.

>>715110435
Put the pie i her cunt, then fuck both

>>715110054
holy fuck cunt, as cringe as that was, i'm resting against a brick wall and nearly broke my head open from swinging my head back in tears of laughter
that's fucking literal gold

>>715110435
"First you humiliate me in front of your friends. Then you try to placate me with some burnt unidentifiable monstrosity. I really expected more from you than this, I thought you were better. Leave me alone."

>>715110737
>electronic
kek

>>715110054
This is fucking gold.

>>715110054
>malasian throat singing forum
Sign me up

>Stand up and take off shirt, abs out
>"Sorry, gonna take a shower" as I walk past them
>alpha as fuck

>>715111031
What do you think you're on now? An Indonesian basket weaving forum?

"I see you ladies have already met my sister that sucks hobo cock for pills. Don't let her breathe on you. "

>>715111111
SEXT

>>715111111
CHECKED

>>715111222
CONSECUTIVE DOUBLE TRIPS

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>>715111111
CHECK

>>715111255
DUBSSS

>>715111111
S E X U A L T U P L E

>>715111272
why the fuck are checking someone's dubs when someone ITT got SEXTS

>>715111111
Repeating integers! What a day to be alive

ask her what size pad she has in

>>715111111
Confirmed Indonesian Basket Weaving is 4chan's sole purpose

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Later that day you walk into the bathroom and see your sister.

"Hey anon, I'm about to start a load. Why don't you strip off and throw your clothes in as well? They could use a wash."

What do?

>>715111349
> mad because he can't roll dubs

>>715111349
Because the one who replied to the sexts got consecutive trips, and the one who replied to that got dubs. It's consecutive repeating numbers

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>>715111111
>>715111222

I would ask them to dress me up like a little slut and have them make me be their maid. I'd want them to fuck me up the ass with a strap on and take picks of me to blackmail me to continue being their slave, fucktoy, and little sissy bitch. They can even pimp me out to their boyfriends and tie me down dressed as a little slut and make me watch them get pounded. mmm...

>>715111415

>take out phone
>after you, honey!

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>>715111111

>>715111415
Murder her and put her dead body in the washing machine.

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>>715111422
dem dubs

>>715111471
Nah, man. WASH her, then put her body in the MURDER MACHINE.

>>715111421
oh shit.. the kek gods are smiling upon us

>>715111111
yes, very much

>>715109693
>2016
>Everybody are sit in front of his computer/phone all day

*ignores and keeps playing games*

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Your phone buzzes, startling you. No one ever texts you. It's a picture from your sister.

A second text follows shortly:
"Oops, sorry anon, that was meant for my friend! Hope you don't mind hehe!"

What do you text back?

>>715111881
Give me $10 or I'll tell mom and dad

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"Forget" to put the condom on when I fuck her later that night and blow several loads up her cervix, knocking her up

>>715111424
Ok

"there is more truth, more freedom and more sensitivity in one day here, than in a lifetime of your infantile Facebook governed world."

>>715111111
So close! Checked!

>>715112197
maybe true... but cringeworthy as fuck

>>715112197
> pulls fedora over eyes
> turn 360 and moonwalk away

>>715109693
>sisters are all younger
>know they'll get bashed if they try pull that shit off

>>715110054
kek

>>715110435
fuck her with the pie

>>715109693
And this is my sister. She sucks dick all day.

Rape all three of them

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>>715111111
yes

>>715109693
"That's because I have a real job that REQUIRES me to sit in front of a computer all day, which allows me to pay for my own things instead of having to suck a different guy off every other goddamn day so that he will pay for stuff for me."

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>>715111111

>>715111995
kek

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>>715113103

>>715109693
Smile, be charming, make small chit chat, ask what they're all up to, take control of the conversation, smile and make my excuses.

Go back into my room, put my headset on and then go back to playing games. Masturabte that night over a sick fantasy of earlier conversation.

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>>715113278

>>715113124
Shitposting on 4chan is not a real job.

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>>715113303
good base

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>>715113364

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>>715113463

>>715112326
I heard some guy say it in a cafe, I paraphrase obviously, it was a while ago. The two girls who were cringing at the ponies on his laptop, just slowly backed off- columbine style.

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>>715113514

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>>715111111
God is that you?

>>715112417
Wow, good one, never heard that before. Oh wait- I have. Every fucking day on this board.

>>715113572
Faggots like that actually exist? Surprised he was even able to talk back to them.

"Hey."
>continue fucking around on computer

>gently fall asleep on couch in from of them

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>>715113645

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>>715113918

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>>715114067

Sling my dick out and let them bask in the size and girth of it for a few seconds then place it back in. Eventually the two girls will message me and I will fuck them too.

I see you've met my sister, all she does is sit on a cock all day.
Is that how you guys met?

>>715111415
Comply, but when my boxers come off I grab her by the throat and stuff them in her mouth

>>715109693
>hey galls , did my sister ever tell you how happy she was after her nose-job ?

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I'm an only child.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

>>715114137
>bask
do u mean basket?

>>715109693
"What I can say? It's true."

>>715111349
>>715111421
>those post times
Chekk'd

>>715109693
TITS or GTFO

>someone gets to sleep next to her every night

not fair

>>715109693
I'm 27, I work HVAC and my sister is a slut

>>715110444
noice trips

>>715114215
Is that lonely?

MORE BASKETS I'M ABOUT TO BLOW

>>715111415
"Funny, I was about to start a load, too"

Rip off her dress and deliver load to her tits.

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>>715111111

I am not worthy !

>>715109693
>3d woman
>cow tits
pleb tier sister needs to go unless a plate of tendies she will show

whats her insta

>>715113683
Hence the Columbine reaction, he seemed to be on the edge of some 'event'. The way the fat kid gets just before he picks up the little smart mouth bully and pile-drives his head into the concrete. I was like "cheque please!"

>>715114645
emilyhelenberry

per google image search (lurkmoar)

>>715114749
emilyhelenbarry

fixed

>>715109693
Why do you always walk in while I'm jerking off?

>>715109693
By doing the same thing u dumb cunt
better post it on anonymous board
that will show him

>>715109693

kill marry fuck in that order

>>715109693
Laugh it off knowing I creampie her pussy every night after spiking her food

violent, non-consensual anal snuggling

>>715110435
We should make pizza together
and enjoy it together

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>>715111111

>>715110435
that fucking face is a train wreck
what a waste of tits

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>>715114925
you kdding me?
shes (pic related)

>>715111111
i have you been of the check comrade

>>715109693
I have a serious question for you: is three girls vs. a entire football team a gangbang or a orgy?

>>715114983
take her friend, she's all yours

>>715114925
suuure

>>715109693
The chick in the right is not amused.

>>715115047
It depends on how the girls are distributed. It could even be both.

>>715114983
>>715115085
There's no need to samefag about it.

>>715114459
Well... Yeah.
I mean, I guess it is, but I like being alone.

>>715115108
you don't know then

>>715109693
When did I get a sister?

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>>715115070
oooh yes

>>715115142
the fuck you on about?

>>715115142
classic

tell them to fuck off so I can fap

>>715113103
Nice feet

>>715109693
What are these ugly bitches doing in my lair?

>>715109693
Get really touchy-feely with sister. When her friends are sufficiently confused/offput, tell them we fuck and that our love is pure. Her friends will forever wonder if we really fuck.

>>715115256
Wait what the fuck
It's already the 14th for you?

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>>715111111
Ascended

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>>715115256

>>715111881
A pic of my dick with "Sorry sis this is for you, hope you mind."

>>715109693
Sup bitches

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>>715115583
shhhh
he doesnt need to know that

>>715115502
yeah mate

>>715109693
"Please excuse the behavior of my loser sister femanon. She doesn't understand the concept of being an adult with a job, she's a selfish womanchild who thinks life is all about looking good and having friends. Would you ladies like to see how the software I'm developing that will let me effect real and positive change in the world from the comfort of my desk while my sister putzes around on her feet trying to be popular and accomplishing nothing of value?"

>>715115750
the boot knows

>>715115789
bitter self loathing waste of space detected

>>715111111
Witnessed

>>715109693
Ah I miss those tits

>>715116076
Ur a nigger

>>715113282
kek

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Call the middle one a nigger

>>715109693
Stfu Stephanie I bought you the plan b pill twice, slut.

>>715118025
Nigger

>>715118025
and im going to the tens thraed

>>715111111
That's that good shit right there

>>715109693
Show them their x-rayed nudes and begin fapping while looking them each in the eyes in turn, especially my sister.

>>715114096
Poor Gaza Strip

tip fedora

>>715109693
I get paid pretty well to sit behind the computer all day, clearly, that's all that matters to these chicks.

>>715109693
lol, I doubt they made it past the shotgun tripwire and the bear traps.

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>>715109693
>hey ladies how's it going I've got sum nice weed if you two would like have a smoke but I understand you have better things to do
>tip fedora
>get dick wet
>profit

>Did mom put you up to this or are you just that boring?

>>715122120

Excellent post sir

>>715109693
Wow, one of you reaks of fish, goddamn!

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>>715109985
>you could throw your piss bottles at them

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>>715110054
>nice work anon
Keked

>>715109693
Well sis, I since my job (which pays more than the combined salaries of you and our other sister, and both your husbands) involves software development, I do spend a lot of time on my computer.

Oh, and how the fuck did you get into my house?

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>>715110249
>you be facing the same way newfag

All you faggots posting about salary because you have a computer job need to realise that doesn't make up for you being a fuck ugly loser who shitposts on 4chan all day.

Myself included.

>>715110054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDwFCoj-0js

>>715122555
>calling him out on a stale meme without realising
>so new you've got new car smell