Poorly describe vidyas, old thread died >Walk around with

Sounds like Jak II

>it's easy but everytime you kill a ship it gets faster

>>715105663
Space Invader

Nobody got it last time
>You're looking for treasure
>The treasure is a monster :(

>>715105712
bloodborne

>>715105712
PM:TTYD
Or any of a hundred other games. This is a common trope

>>715105225
Definitely Jak II

>dark scenario, can barely see anything
>you probably have some kind of mental illness, because you try to eat whatever you see in front of you
>you're haunted by some kind of spirits
>those spirits try to kill you at all coast
>most of the time all you can do is run away from then
>sometimes you eat some kind of drug that makes you go berserke

>>715105712
Borderlands

>>715105780
>>715105728
I guess I should be more specific then
>also nobody likes the strong dude

>>715105956
ye

>>715105907
Oh, fuck, it's pacman.
Duh

>>715105710
>>715105710
Right
Next one
>local Hero thinks he is an Ape
>Everybody will be robots

>>715105581
>>715105780

You got it right, boys

another one, pretty easy imo :

>Walk into village
>Everyone wants to kill you
>Stupid AI
>Tetris
>Jet-ski

>>715105712
Mimics are common enemies in a lot of games.
You need to give us moar tips

>>715105907
Pac man nigga das easy

>>715106020
Yea. XD
That was quick. Was hoping to take some time to someone figure it out.

>>715106052
It was Borderlands, someone got it

> Earth's little retards beats up Earth's Chad
> Was a shit game
This one might be a bit hard

>Fetishist tries to have sex with cripples

>>715106346
Katawa Shoujo?

>>715106408
yeep

>>715106044
Re four

>terrible foot tumors
>expect nostalgia
>get anime emos instead
>space legos make me angry

>Typical lame/pathetic main character
>Gather yo party to save The World and his broskis

>>715106579
Kh

>>715106579
Kingdom hearts?

>>715106499
Yup

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Im actually legit enjoying this thread
keep going this is fun.
Try to have popular games tho... if it is too 'indy' I won't even know what the game is even if I saw the answer....

>Your shitty kid is already suicidal
>Don't let him eat batteries

>>715106633
>>715106646
nailed it

>>715106606
Nigger you described every game ever. Fucking aspie

>>715106681
who's your daddy

>You and a bunch of cunts
>You kill creepy fucks and throw money at eachother

>>715106681
is that Who's your daddy?

>>715105907
Pacman

>>715106753
nailed it

>>715106744
Theres a hint in there. You just have to not be a retard. Also do you eve know what thread your in?

>>715106760
Killing Floor

>>715106796
Got it

>dead chick
>solar gps
>climb n' stab simulator 2005
>fucking geckos

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You're play as an animal (that is extinct irl) somewhere in Australia

The bad guy is a bird

>you aren't human
>your mission is to go back from here you came
>you came from somewhere up high
>no idea why you left in first place

>you and maybe some dudes
>shoot a lot of robots

this is tutorial mode

>>715106879
Shadow of the colossus
You guys even trying anymore?

>>715106917
Is it that one LOZ game?

>Forced to drink poisonous blood
>Kill dragons
>Ending is literally fuck or die

>>715106946
Nope

>>715106962
Dragon Age O

>Shit explodes
>Vehicles but you never use them
>Black market earns millions thanks to you
>Shit explodes again
>Infinite parachutes

>>715106998
Someone finally got it in the last thread everyone didn't get it. I love you

>why are you here and what are you even doing
>holy shit that's a big fuckin spider
>fucking tribals

>kill bitches dead
>loot that shit
>repeat

>>715107019
Just Cause

>>715107019
just cause 2

>hanging around in NY
>delivering pizzas
>slingshot actually works
>green robots everywhere

>>715107043
australia

>>715107060
every game

>>715107019
Wow. Way to make it beyond obvious. Do you even know how these threads work?

>>715105968
Zelda: Skyward Sword?
I immediately thought of Groose, honestly.

>>715107087
Never heard of a game called "every game" bro.

>>715107098
Show us how it's done then my man

>>715107042
Post a picture of your dick as proper thanks.

>>715107112
Nah, someone already got it, it was Borderlands

>>715106037
None of you knows that one or are you ignoring °L°

>>715107143
Ive already posted a few in the thread bro.

>>715107060
that's like most of the games out there
need more clues daug

>>715107199
Well maybe everyone isn't as amazing as you at poorly describing video games on 4chan.

>Pressure Sensitive Controls
>Classical music
>Rhythm game
>Gonna be the very best. Like no red head ever was. To direct sheet music is my cause.

>>715106898
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, easy.

>>715106606
Y'all nigguh think i was making a joke. But this is a legit game. Theres even a hint in there that i bet youve all just glossed right over.

>In a big fuckin castle
>scary shit trying to kill you
>notes to self because you forgot

>>715107265
DDR?

>Modern Japan
>You're dead
>You're still dead
>Really?
>Collect pins

>>715107098
what about this one?

>>715107249
Wow bro. Calm you titties a bit there. Was just telling you that you not supposed to make them so obvious.

715107273
Piss off retard no one cares

>>715107303
Amnesia TDD

>>715107303
Dark Souls

Impossible (never been guessed)
>Drive a bus
>Simulation

Or:

>Beach party
>Candy
>Product placement

>>715107273
The hint is "The World" as a name and he has friends but I don't know the game, so.

>>715107273
ooh is it scott pilgrim the game

>>715107303
amnesia

>>715107318
The world ends with you...That wasnt even hard.

>>715107341
yeyuh

>>715107309
Nah. No peripherals. Early PS2. Has a blue backed disc. All reliant on the PS2 controller and unreal expectancies of the player.

>>715105225
Every furfag jacks himself to it.
Loves stealing.
Not that well made.

>>715106606
The World Ends With You

>>715107344
First one is Desert Bus.

>"By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion"
>"Remember, O Lord, The Children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem who said, 'Raze it, raze, even to the foundation'"
>"O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed"
>"How happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us"
>"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little one against the stones"

>>715107361
You got the hint right.
>>715107371
Nope.

>weeb dream
>you're stuck in a real life place
>the game mechanics are complex af
>pins

>>715107415
Scary close, but no.

>>715107379
Maybe you're just good at this
Just ignore the ones you find too easy

>A bunch of grey crash test dummies stab and shoot the shit out of eachother

>>715107398
If you're describing a game, then it's Sly Cooper. The "Not that well made." part threw me off.

>>715107379
Trump 2016?

>>715107450
TWEWY

>>715107450
Yandre Sim

>get call from boss
>"I got hours for you"
>I say hell no your biz policies suck
>blammo
>why am I in a metal dick now?

>>715107507
Nigguh what? That was an answer. Not a description you dipshit.

>china lady make you work
>but the city is monster????

>>715107441
i honestly didn't expect to be right that was a gay answer

>Waifu with talking sword hits things really fast

>>715105225
>asian retelling of star wars
No one has gotten this in years

>>715107596
Is it one of final fantasy series?

>>715107596
dbz cell saga tbh

>robo security guard decides the fate of the world

>>715107585
dust an elysian trail

>>715107681
Negative

>>715107680
Fallout NV....

>>715107425
sonic riders

>>715107716
Nope

>Gotta get milk
>Kill everyone along the way

>>715107344
second one is dead or alive

>>715107585
Transitor

>>715107767
postal 2.

>>715107585
Hint to make this easy as shit
>Waifu is mute

>>715107740
Fuckin' wat hell no

>>715107791
>>715107826
Oh. Nevermind.
Good job

>>715107806
Yes

>>715106606
Mass effect

>you're a cowboy mailman from the future

>>715107868
Nope.

>>715107265
Mario Party?

>robo arm
>Animu looking rpg
>Dude in the Mech suit is impossible if you didn't grind up

>An incredibly optimistic dad is sure the cannibals didn't eat his son

>Build house
>Just a small, four walled prison
>Person dies from starvation in the prison

>>715107903
Nah man. But that made me laugh.

>Non-human
>god
>uses a brush to various activities

>>715107928
the forest

>>715107984
yep

>>715107970
okami...................

>>715107970
This is poorly described how? Its bloody okami.

>>715107911
FFVII?

>>715107970
Mspaint

>Gotta get the girl back
>Kill shit
>Book fights
>Trap waifu
>Mr Skeltal
>God-tier soundtrack

this might be too easy again

>glory holes everywhere

>A criminal steals a kid and travels with some hicks and their retarded son in order to find a BOAT

>>715108054
Ironically enough no. I see where youre coming from though.
>Gamecube/Ps2 release. >Name is misleading.
>Red head main character.
>Chick named Pepper with guns

>Demons everywhere
>Portals are causing said demons

>>715106606
Ill give another hint since its clearly too hard for y'all
>everyone is a whiny little bitch.

>>715108172
Ha. The Walking Dead Tell Tale Season 1. Fucking Lee. Put him out like a bulb.

>big af tree
>tree is mad at world
>you need to stop the tree

>>715108228
Abe?

>>715108184
doom?
i know this ain't right btw

>>715108232
lol yee

>>715105225
>mad puzzle skills and talk like absolute gentleman
>some annoying little bastard follows me everywhere wanting to know my secrets
>every time I try to have a normal conversation with someone the cunts ask me to solve some stupid shit for them
>always some retarded convoluted bullshit going on at the same time that nobody cares about

>>715108257
HL1

>>715108184
>set in medieval times

>gotta find the retard
>ride train
>robo friend

>>715108184
TES4:oblivion

>>715108342
Yes there is also another answer

>you're winner

Here's another.
>you and friend wish for a tournament
>spacetime gets fucky
>Fusions
>OC worse than Sonic
>5 person party that is basically RPG marbles

>>715108320
oblivion

>everyone in my world is obsessed with these fucking retarded mutations that muck about everywhere
>trap them and force them to fight for money, entertainment and power
>I decide to join in because I like those things
>for some reason nobody else must train at all because I reach the top in a matter of weeks

>>715108409
pokémon obviously

>>715108282
Professor Layton

>>715108409
Pokemon

>your dad is a bad guy
>you fuck with a demon girl
>you are demon now
>kill or serve daddy

>>715108408
There is another answer other than oblivion

>>715108434
Rightyo

>>715108427
Correct obviously

>time travel
>cyborgs, monkeys, gingerbread men, bald guys,

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>>715108317
>>715108317

>wrong
>its spelt greatest game ever

>>715108484
shrek

>"O a whole variety of raisins, nothing is unpossible."
>"Lobotomite!"

>in a castle looking for a gun
>bullets that shoot guns
>dying sends you back in time to the entrance of the castle

>biggest bitch of any MC ever
>somehow saved his girlfriend with words alone

>>715108516
nope m7

>>715108518
Old World Blues

>>715108567
Correct

>>715108450
Q-bert?

>>715108088
mario?

By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion"
>"Remember, O Lord, The Children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem who said, 'Raze it, raze, even to the foundation'"
>"O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed"
>"How happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us"
>"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little one against the stones"

>>715108686
Nigger we dont care about yours. Hence why no one answered it the first time

>you are emperor
>your wife gets killed and kid kidnapped
>try to find her
>get poisoned
>live

>worst game of the decade

>>715108729
dishonored?

>>715107954
Sims

>>715108734
No Man's Meme

>Die 8000 times a second until you do everything perfect
>hobo

>>715108734
No Man's Sky

>>715108779
Hot line miami?

>>715108773
Yes

>>715108682
nope. it's an RPG btw

>>715108762
ye

>>715108777
check'ed and yes
>>715108785
yup

>Scientist is actually a fucking super soldier
>you save the world from aliens except you do it with friends :)

>>715108835
yeee

>>715106606
Destiny

>>715108900
That should be wrong though. Main characters not a hobo. Hence why you start in his apt every level.

>Your head hurts.
>Psycho Circus.
>Girl dies.

>Jack Nicholson (sorta) and Zim rape people in the asshole
>all day
>every day
>all over the earth
>accurate portrayal of asians

>>715107060
Every Bethesda game?

>Life of dreams as the leader of a sports team
>probably lots of pussy
>But you find out that you aren't real

>>715108980
The hobo teaches you how to kill at the beginning dude

>>715107086
> This
You've won the most underrated post of the night

>Japanese fighting game
>Musical references out the ass
>Deadly queen, Flaccid Pancake, Stone Ocean, Golden Wind, Cool Ice

>>715109026
Final Fantasy X

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>>715109026
Assassin's Creed!

>>715108860
except when was corvo an emperor?

>>715108874
HL2

>>715109060
Damn, that was fast.

>road trip simulator
>no I dont want to pull over and take a fucking photo

>>715109013
honestly surprised no one got this.

>kid dies
>20yearslater.jpg
>fuck the feds
>save different kid

>>715109304
TLOU

>>715107019
Just cause ?

>>715109341
yea boi

>>715109245
Ffxv

>>715106044
Re4 ?

>>715109269
I would very much like to know.

>your family got kidnapped
>you and your furry friend go to the other side of the world to rescue then

>>715109013
D-Destroy All Hoomans..?

>>715109454
Sonic whatever

>>715109454
Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers 2.
Obviously.

>colourful village
>make cakes
>give people clothes and shit

>>715109518
Wrong

>>715109489
AWWWWW YEAH. Fuck I love that game.
>>715109423

>>715109548
Nope

>>715107767
Postal 2

>>715105907
MARIO

>>715109565
Animal crossing?

>They got in ya hood
>They took ya stash
>They locked yo man up
>You go chase them
>They live in a boat

>>715109569
Was worried there. Forgot Crypto had some Jack Nicholson moments. Love the second. Disco Ray is my jam.

>>715107911
Mega man x

>>715109645
nope, this one's pretty obscure. think more old style windows

>>715109651
Waterworld the Vidja

>>715106606
.hack?

>>715109675
Same here. I spent way too much time just reading peoples' minds. I would kill a man for a good sequel nowadays.

>>715109684
Noperoni
Key hint
>bitch named pepper joins your party

>>715109755
Nope.
But could be.

>>715109696
>picks an obscure game while poorly describing it
Yeah......Smart idea bro....

>>715109781
Oh hey. Someone actually got it. Not going to lie. Was starting to give up hope.

>>715109799
Got "remastered" on PS4. But as would I anon.. As would I.

>really Obscure
>two person co op
>flowers did it all
>sequel and really deserved more recognition.
>Overshadowed by Resi 4.

>>715108484
Timesplitters 2

>>715109839
Is it at least as bad or as passionless as Kevin Costner's acting career?

>>715107680
Deus Ex: Never asked 4 dis

>>715110181
Actually, the game I described kicks ass.

>>715110113
Nailed it fam

>>715105225
>surrounded by different animals
>put are part of yourself in them
>exploit them

>>715110422
*put a part

>>715110373
Well Damn. I give up. But have my intrigue anon.

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Fire duck is the new meme child of 4chan, honor him you scrubs.

>fishbowl head robot

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>>715109304
>>715109304

the last of us....

>Darwinism but with cubes
>Gamecube exclusive

Should be all y'all need.

>"Dojyaan~!"

>destroy giant boulder after reading some book
>get great reward

I wonder if somebody will find this one before 404

>>715106037
Hint:
>not on earth

>>715110462
>>715109651

I have to leave the thread, so here it goes:
Donkey Kong Country.

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>>715108734
>>715108777
>>715108785

>>715110743
Sounds like Rock of Ages. But. After last thread it could be just about anything.

>>715107596
Phantasy Star 4

>>715110743
GBA Pokemon

>>715110855
Goddamn. Well described anon. Would have never guessed. K. Rool for lyfe fool

>>715110904
negative

>>715109059
Guilty Gear?

>>715108184
Gauntlet

>>715110951
nope

>hint: day/night cycle

>>715110422
tell me if you need a clue

>>715108537
Parappa the Rapper

>>715111137
Not even close.

>>715111013
Jojo no

>immigrant
>gotta make a life for myself
>if i get into trouble i can just hide under a bridge for a while
>occasionally do what im supposed to do inbetween stealing cars and buying guns
>faggot cousin asks me to go bowling every hour

~easy mode /b/ros~

>>715107883
I'm reaching. Rogue Galaxy?

>>715109059
A Jojo game, I don't know which one.

>>715108109
Gloryhole RPG.

>>715111135
Animal Crossing

>you're a bunch of gay blobs
>you can eat red shit and become fatter
>you kill all blacks except you can be one yourself
>if you get hurt, a bunch of stone flies off.

>>715111249
nope,
Hint: N64

>>715107080

spiderman 2 (movie) ?

>>715111228
Yes yES YES CONGLATURATIONS

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>>715111218

why even bother writing that

>>715111218
Why put someting tha- "Hey cousin, let's go bowling"

>>715110743
>1st hint : day/night cycle
>2nd hint : you character can shapeshift

>You find a dead guy with ten red balls, and five aces near a cliff

>>715111133
Mario Party!

>>715111998
nope sorry anon

>You listen to the radio everyday.
>But one day you got too depressed and turned it off.

>>715111257
also:
>you can press the scream button to drown in water
>a bunch of tree niggers are scared of airborne niggers

>>715112131
portal

>>715112160
Nope.

>>715112094
Then it is some RPG that I don't remember the name.

>>715105712
Borderlands

>>715110743
Legend Of Zelda.

>>715105225
>You jump and shit
>OH YEAAAAAH!

Seriously no one can get this?

>surrounded by different animals
>put a part of yourself in them
>exploit them

Hint: N64

>>715112439
Must be a shit game.

>>715112293
I'm pretty positive you would remember that RPG if you played it

>>715112381
nope

>3rd hint : race in the sky

>throw a bag
>throw a bag
>throw a bag
>throw a bag
>throw a bag
>shoot a cop
>throw a bag
>throw a bag
>throw a bag
>throw a bag
>escape
>escape is shit
>repeat

>>715112486
Hush, it's a great game.

>>715112439
pokemon stadium

>>715112530
Lego LOTR?

>>715112568
Nope.
Hint: Mostly not on earth.

>waifu dead
>Kids dead.
>Go to prison
>fight monsters.

>>715112569
nope

>faggot steals a chip from you
>You kill him once you encounter him in "vegas"
>Then you either help police or kill the police

>>715111257
>>715112145
nobody can guess this one though

>>715112537
Nope. Space station suuuucked

>>715112663
Fallout new vegas

>>715112670
:( Was it too difficult for you?

>>715111851
>1st hint : day/night cycle
>2nd hint : you character can shapeshift
>3rd hint : there's a race in the sky
>last hint since bump limit : lewd game

>old guy loses daughter
>30 years later, dude is living in a patrolled neighborhood where food is rationed, and people are killed for being infected.
>Has demanding female friend who gives him alcohol.
>Both sneak out of neighborhood and fuck around with guns.
>old guy gets left alone with orphan and has to bring her to his friends, a cannibal, old guys brothers, and to doctors

>>715112811
smash bros

>shitty parents
>trapped underground
>put your cat back together
>the nightmare repeats
>syke you were dead the entire time

>Killer Queen's third bomb: Bites The Dust

>>715112860
Definetly not

>You jump and shit
>OH YEAAAAAH!

>>715112917
f-zero?

>>715112962
still not
>LEWD game

>russia Is nuked
>mutants claim the outside world
>people live in and have civilizations in train stations

>>715113049
conkers bad fur day is the only game i can think off

>>715113154
Metro.

>>715113154
Metro 2033

>>715113163
no
you're going to be so disappointed m8

>fight amphibiously

>>715113363
its about to 404. Just tell us

>>715113416
Banned From Equestria

>yes it was a lewd mlp game involving mare fucking all along :^)

>>715113560
And you expected us normies to get that?

>>715113560
You really wasted our time for that shit?
10/10 trolling my friend.

>>715113616
Some anon already got it in previous threads
>also normies on /b/

>>715113560
>fuck