Hey /b/ what are your thoughts/experience with anal sex? 22

Anal > vag
FACT

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>>715097201
I fucked a chick in the ass for the first time a few weeks ago, didn't like it. The whole time I was afraid she'd shit on me or I'd hurt her.

>>715097201
Depends on the girl. Current girl vag over anal forsure.

I love it. Don't have to worry about pregnancy and it's dirtier and therefore hotter. It hurts my gf in a good way. Ass to mouth is always good too.

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>>715097314
This

>>715097201
>Spent months training GF's ass using different toys
>She was excited as fuck to get it fucked
>Did it
Her pussy was a million times better
Anal is crap in my humble opinion, no natural lube, no screams of true pleasure, no "authentic indescribably good feel" that comes from fucking a tight wet aroused pussy
Stick to the front door, it's nicer all around

If you're gonna do it, wear a condom because the further you go in, the more likely you're gonna get some poopy on there. Also use lube, lots of it

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>>715097201
I've fucked quite a few girls, but only two regularly in the ass. I'd say it's more of a "hot factor" than actually feeling better. It's like blowing on their face - it doesn't feel any better but it's hot as fuck and fun to do every now and again.

Stretching them out with fingers / toys is hot too.

Pic related - me and my current gf riding me with me in her ass.

>>715097649
>>715097443
This.
Pussy feels much much better than ass

>>715097861
I knew it

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>I've been talking my gf into anal sex for 3 years, she's not keen at ALL on the idea
>finally agrees. we have pre-anal discussions (methods, cleansing, position)
>our buck comes over
>clean myself out, lay on my stomach, and he inserts while rubbing my balls
>starts fucking me, gf is watching (not happily)
>he gapes me a couple of times
>the third time when he pulls out I shit all over the bed (diarrhea shit)
>he leaves mad
>gf has totally change the way she behaves with me. the love is gone.

tl;dr, just remember that poo and farts come from the butt hole.

>>715098167
wtf

>>715097201

fucked a couple of reluctant girls in the ass, some others that liked it (funny thing is my ex who was reluctant still came from clit stimulation but didnt want it more anyways).

I wouldnt say the difference is really that big. Its tighter in the beginning but you cant go full force anal until theyre loosened up, and then its just like a pussy. Its hot though, and that gets me off easier.

>>715097201
The smell, the texture, taste, the idea of fucking a hole you shouldn't, etc. It's just great. Favorite thing to do is mess around with my GF's asshole, wish she got something from it though.

I've fucked a lot of chicks in the ass. Never got poo on me. They've never farted. The problem though, is that after about 2-3", it just opens up into nothing.

so you have to fuck the first 3"

>>715098312
go ahead and post some pics of it

>>715097914
Reiterating - this. I think a lot of the allure comes from things like the sort of 'taboo' nature of the act, the arousing/appealing visual aspect, arguably greater submission required by partner so possibly the enhanced dominance factor, etc.. and I think seeing it as more difficult to achieve makes it more rewarding

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The only way I can cum without touching myself is being fucked in the bum.
Maybe everyone is different?

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would prefer good head or vagaina

light scat (into the toilet) and gas play can be fun

pict related

>>715098419
a lot of women are like that.

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>>715098167
>tl;dr,
Get the fuck out of here /r/eddit-fag

>>715098485
tl;dr is from pre-reddit /b/.

you've just announced to the world how new you are.

please leave.

>>715097201

It's awesome. But case-by-case. Some girls have an asshole that holds snug through most of the fucking, and some girl's assholes are just wide open after about 10-15 seconds of fucking it. Don't blame them tho, it's a genetic trait. If that's really important to you, make sure your girl has that little ring around her anal hole. That's the clenching factor that puts your cock in a choke hold.

Good luck and enjoy.

Fuck any girl you are in a long term relationship with in the ass at least once. Not for the physical pleasure (pussy and mouth feel way better), but just to assert your male dominance. Fucking them in the ass is psychological, not physical. They have to trust you and completely open up to you.It's dirty, taboo, and not something they would let anyone do (if they are not major sluts at least). That's what makes anal great.

>>715098600
>>715098485
AS THE DUBS COMMANDS, SO MUST YOU OBEY!!! BEGONE!!!

>>715097201
Anal sex stinks. Will make the whole room smell like a hot fart.

>virgin
>more aroused by anal
lmao

>blind
>i love watching tv

>>715097201
my gf loves it. She fingers herself during it and orgasms a bunch of times. She says the sensation is amazig but it's mostly psychological.

She also cums a bunch while deepthroating for the same reason so I guess it's mostly in her head.

For me it's a lot better than vaginal because of the tightness and warmness, also there's less natural lubrication so with some spit it stays relatively tight.

Vaginal I don't come at all, anal works just fine though. Probably psychological too.

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>>715098756
This.

Frankly I do it a few times a week to assert dominance.

She'll be presenting in no time, frequently.

pic related, a woman presenting.

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I'm just here wondering how you managed to eat out a chicks ass but not fuck her, seriously wtf?

>>715098817
that's literally never happened to me and I've butt-busted several women, many different times with my hog.

fucked a girl i was seeing in the ass twice

first time I didn't really know what I was doing, used excessive water based lube with a condom and it was painfully average. did not finish

second time was raw, coconut oil as lube with much more foreplay in the ass. it was pretty cool feeling and it was nice to feel her will her ass open so I could shoot cum inside of it

>>715098893

yes we have a right to know

>>715098476
source?

Be me. Licking a gf's butthole, accidentally lick up a tiny piece of poo. It tastes bitter. Then she farted in my face on accident.

You idiots are playing with fire.

>>715098975

Get a cleaner, less nasty girlfriend

>>715098941
my long life experience of fucking many, many different women

>>715097201
This: >>715098817
It is tight and fun, but you are gas and poo mining.

>>715099016
oh no I'm asexual now. not into dudes. but after the fart, not into chicks either.

you're playing with fire.

>>715099020
Ah OK anon, thanks.

>>715098476
>a lot of women are like that.

About one in twenty are like that

>>715099107
I'd say about 1/4 of modern women are like that.

FACT

Fucking gf anally on a regular base here. It really depends what you and your partner are looking for. In our case we are kinky as fuck and my gf is one of those few girls that actually can come anally. Unfortunately this is not true for every girl.

As many anons have pointed out, it really depends what turns you both on. It's still worth trying if you'll have the chance in my opinion.

>>715097201
Be aware that it's smart to wear a condom.
You can pick up nasty bugs in there.
If you're like me you really enjoy pounding her pooper because she can control how tight it is and she really enjoys it.
But if I don't feel like getting out of bed and cleaning up there's a problem. You go bare-back, you better wash up after. Being too tired is a trap.
Also, if she says no, it's no. Unless she's into it you'll put her in a world of hurt and she'll get you back.
That aside, it's great. A real bonding experience that relies on, and builds, trust.

>>715098217
Just your standard faggot.

>>715097201
My wife let me fuck her ass twice before we got married. The submission feels great, and the visual when you sit up and can watch your cock going in and out of her ass is hot. The first time for her was a bit rough, but she got through it. I thought it would continue after we got married, but I guess she feels she doesn't have to do that, not for my lack of trying tho. I'm still getting nice BJs, so there's that.

Only did anal once, and honestly for me it didn't feel any different than vaginal. I was exactly like you I always wanted to try and then when I did I was disappointed, but that's just me though.

>>715099303
>I'm still getting nice BJs, so there's that.

Good for you man, good for you.

>>715099444
But... you can't make a baby that way. XD

>>715099584

Theoretically you can. If your sperm drips out of the anus and into the vulva.

>>715099449
Seriously, any of you younger anons out there, delay actually marrying your girl if at all possible. I was at a crossroads where I'd probably lose her if I didn't propose. I had some older cousins tell me that marriage changes a woman sexually, and I have seen that, even if it's something that happened to her unconsciously. Part of it is that we've been together since we were horny teens (29 now), but damn I really miss her "down for whatever" attitude from just several years ago.

>>715099584
you can make a brown butt baby though.

my girlfriend has orgasms when I fuck her in the ass. usually she is rubbing her clit with her vibrator though, but I made her cum without her doing that.

recently I tongue fucked her asshole and she had a huge orgasm. nothing touching her pussy. I basically just stuck my tongue inside and pulled her back and forth into my face and she ended up cumming.

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OC.

She likes my huge dick in her ass, she cums from anal often.

>>715099990
wew lad, 9 off.

>>715099999

>>715099760
Is this the line to lose half my shit..awesome

fuck that. I'm ok with her moving in to my place cause that means if she fucks up I can move her out just as easily. That's as far as I'm going commitment wise.

>>715099990

Nice pussy too.

>>715097201

You're a virgin, but you licked a girl in her butthole? How the fuck does that work? Surely if a girl lets you eat out her asshole, she'll have sex with you. I call bullshit, OP

>>715099990
does she even feel something with that amount of lube and half assed penetration...

>>715100176
Odd question.

She cums on it, especially from anal. Not to mention we're using Colt Slick lube. It's pretty thin but lasts long and is great for anal.

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>>715100176
>does she even feel something

Caring about what she feels.

>>715098893
100% this

>>715099045
Hahahahah !!!

>>715100264
well whatever does it for you guys I guess.
lube ruins it for me and since she's a whore she's ok with a2m we make do with her spit and she gets off on it.

Only ever used lube twice and it was very underwhelming. Might have been the wrong kind though, I never looked into that for obvious reasons.

>>715097861
This,

same shit here OP.

I was so much into anal before doing it for real. Spent a few weeks convincing my GF to let me do her in the ass. Started by fingering her ass while doggy, she LOVED it, so I moved gradually towards the D (two fingers for a while, a lot of lube etc..)

The first 5 times were godlike and I was so fucking happy to finally do it. But after a while, all the preparation with the lube tired me. Anal is fucking messy and sticky because of the shitton of lube. It's so much effort compared to fuck her right in the pussy.

SO yeah, it was cool to do it, I still do it from times to times, but tbh finally doing it made me appreciate the value of a pussy tenfolds.

Still put fingers in there depending on the position, cause girls like that shit. Just don't bother to accomodate for my dick everytime anymore.


tl;dr: It's great the first few times, it's annoying to prepare for it all the time though, so in the end I stick to the pussy nowadays.

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>>715098416
this was my experience

>>715097201
Pussy is for pleasure butt is to cum

Anal is fun but doesn't feel that good. My girl had better orgasms from her ass than her pussy though.

I think it's just because the build up. We can both cum in 5 minutes or vaginal. But anal takes like 30 and we both explode from it.

Feeling overall from a pussy is better though.

I've run into hard poo when I fingered a couple of chicks' butt holes before

>>715097201
dont listen to this faggot.

ANAL DEPENDS OF THE GIRL

there are girls that always have shit. so you can fuck her but you will get shit on your dick.

but others dont have unless you put whour whole penis inside. you can fuck ther asshole and never get smell and shit on your dick.

lube is good for the first times.

when you have fucked her lots of times you can fuck her without lube, just spit. just try to be nice, not an animal.

vagina feels better on your dick because when the asshole is streched you wont feel anything. but if your fetish you will anways fuck the asshole.

>>715097201
if you are going by what you see in porn
porn whores take pain killers and muscle relaxers before their scenes
a few enemas and liquid diet

my friend was robbed by sid duece and kno malone along with their pimp
he was going to exchange these drugs for sex with those two pigs

one of these things you do not in porn is they have to stop to clean feces

>>715102303
>implying the canal a baby head fits through won't stretch
>implying vaginal lubrication won't impact friction
>implying muscle won't retract much better than connective tisue
>implying you can't learn to tensen muscle
>implying there's no such thing as an enema

nice try virgin, you almost had me

is it gay if I want to ride a dildo with a chick?

Used to rail out my girls asshole. She would fucking love it. Me too. Any time anywhere. Now two years later and we stopped for a while. I gotta teach her ass how to take it again. Sucks but its worth it. Anal is awesome.

>>715103207
of course not. Its a dildo, not a man. its just prostate stimulation, feels good mang.

>>715097201
yo op. I got u. fuckign a girl in the ass is amazing. It's so much tighter than a pussy, that doesn't mean it's better, jsut tighter. Almost like it's sucking you in. Both are good. But if i had to choose one for the rest of my life i would choose pussy no question.

>>715097201
i prefer anal, don't know why but my dick is not very sensitive, so if the pussy ain't tight i don't feel much.

>>715103670
>don't know why but my dick is not very sensitive
circumcised? Thought so

>>715097201
Only ever fucked two women in the ass. I've found that most hate it or at the very least don't want to even try it. I've been with a woman now for 6 years and she told me she'd rather die than take it up the ass. I miss it personally. I happened to really enjoy it. But, can't help who you fall in love with.

>>715097201
be sure your lover use lube or it will hurt you to much ... if she use strap on start with small dildo and go on ..it will stretch after time

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>>715103722
at least I don't have to wear TAMPONS for SMEGMA.

>>715097201
Poopdick and chocolate rain. Would not bang.

>>715098448
i too have this fetish...

>>715103839
>smegma
whats soap and water?
whats hygine in general

>>715103839
You wouldn't be able to feel them even if you did, with that numb, mangled thing in your shorts.

I'd rather shower daily and be able to feel the little knobbles inside a pussy

>>715103839
u mad because your parents mutilated you?

>>715103839
Go blame your parents for your lack of enjoyment in hetero sexual relations.
Protip - you'll never get that frenulum back - they cut it off you and with it your joy in sex

>>715100176
if you have never fingered your own ass before then i get where this is coming from, but assholes are very sensitive, or mine is at least, im sure she feels it

>>715104083
mad.

>>715104137
mad.

>>715104199
mad.

>>715104252
mad.

>>715098841
she needs to get it bleached

Always pound a bitches ass. It's how you let them know you own them...and even after the break up they will always remember they let you take their asshole.

>>715104423
I don't think that they are the ones with a mutilated dick who doesn't understand hygiene. Projection, much, cutboy?

>>715097201
It's ok. Busting w/out fear of her getting pregnant is nice, but requires some work before getting started. Nothing worse than shitdick.

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I really do love receiving anal, wish I could do it all the time but it takes preparation.

Pic related, its in my ass

>>715104548
you're not fooling anyone faggot

>>715104548
A enema takes like 10mins
Yeah it's so hard to prep

>>715104674
I'm a lazy faggot

>>715104527
mad.


why are uncut mutants always.... ALWAYS so angry?

>>715104548
show the vagaina too, or we'll assume you're a known homosexual.

>>715097201
You have never fucked a pussy, but you ate a girls ass? How much of a beta are you? Like seriously. I never ate ass in fact it's disgusting. I rather fuck her and let her suck off my cum. I did Anal too, sometimes had shit on my dick, but still its more disgusting to lick a butt crack. Especially when you're a virgin.

>>715104722
>uncut
>mutants
because circumcised penises occur naturally and spontaneously all over the world

You really need to learn to troll better. I'd stick with the smegma, looks and girls like them, plus throw in some bullshit about it makes your dick look bigger, then go cry yourself to sleep

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>>715097201

I am 29 years old and I have had a good amount of anal sex with several different women.

To be perfectly honest, it is not worth the hassle. Even with a woman who 'enjoys' it.

1) Preparation is a bitch. If the woman is dumb (most are), they will botch their cleaning job because it's 'icky'. Most are simply are not pragmatic enough to give themselves a thorough enema. This greatly increases the risk of a 'mess'.

2) Preparation is a bitch. You have to warm a chick up to the actual act, which involves several minutes of fingers/toys, and constant emotional coddling till she is in the 'mood' (read: not squeezing her anus shut like a scared child).

3) Women are pussies. The slightest hint of pain or discomfort causes them to whine and bitch, which kills the mood, and causes her to tense back up.

4) You will probably get shit on your dick, because of 1). Getting shit on your dick doesn't necessarily come with the territory of anal sex. It only does so when the chick has no prepared herself right, either out of lack of attention to detail, stupidity, or shyness. She might also stupidly try to 'push' when you are inside of her, instead of just relaxing and squeezing. Smdh.

5) If she sees shit on your dick, she will freak out and it will potentially ruin your relationship. Like bitch seriously I'm fucking you in the ass, don't be surprised if you leave a little gift behind.

6) It's not even that great. It is mostly a fetish. A well trained pussy (a woman who knows how to use her kegal muscles), is better than an anus 100% of the time for stimulation purposes.

7) STD transfer is much higher, because of the type of mucous membrane in the ass.

8) Cleanup sucks, and you might ruin your upholstery if you aren't careful. It's tough to get ass juice out of a mattress.


My advice? See a professional sex worker for anal sex. They know how to do it right and provide pleasure, while not fucking crying about it. Regular women just don't 'get' it.

>>715104884
uncuts have a higher rate of:

-hiv
-penile cancer
-infections
-smegma
-women prefer cut
-so do gays
-std's
-phimosis
-erectile dysfunction.

>>715105020
Quick post your fake scientific research

>>715105096
just go to the World Health Organization's website and research it.

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>>715097201
Buttsex is bestsex.

But asshole is my thing. So the psychological aspect is just as important as the physical.

>>715105150

(((W.H.O)))

kike propaganda

you will immediately stop promoting male genital mutilation

>>715105150
Jew pedo baby dick sucker detected

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>>715104772
heres my "vagaina"

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>>715098600
>tl;dr is from pre-reddit /b/.
Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night.

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>>715099271
>Also, if she says no, it's no.
fag

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>>715105329
this is my gf's butt hole and vagaina

have you ever farted in a guy's face or pooed on his stomach

>>715104860
Yeah you'd have to go ball deep if eating out a girls ass

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>>715098790
>DUBS
Look at you anon. You can count to potato. Your parents must be so proud.

background: wife only tolerates anal occasionally and always at my initiation, but when we do she enjoys it. I'm pretty girthy so it requires time and lots of lube
>we’re lying in bed one weekend morning, getting ready to start the day
>wife goes into shower first
>she comes out, dries herself, gets back into bed and starts making out with me
>things getting frisky and I'm now all set for some pre-breakfast nookie
>wife gives me a cheeky grin, goes into spoon position (she small spoon)
>she turns head and carries on kissing me
>I’m nibbling the side of her neck, fondling her tits and stroking her pussy
>she’s appreciatively rocking and moving her hips

rest to come if enough demand

>>715105481
Dude, that bitch has a worm crawling out of her asshole. Get her to the fucking vet for fucks sake. Jesus Christ.

didnt like anal, was not good lubricated I guess, and didn't like the texture. Position however is nice.

>>715105568
Just tell us what ur dad did to you

>>715097201
Come fuck this ussy

>>715105518
how could you let a woman do that on you

>>715105481
no, I don't find that stuff sexually appealing, or appealing at all

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>>715105598
these?

give them the respect they deserve.

they're called pinworms. or 'pinnies'.

>>715105847
what the FUCK
do you eat them

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pinnies freshly tongued out of her rectum.

next destination: my tummy.

>>715105918
Absolutely haram

>>715105847
why does your gf have parasites living in her

>>715105696
it's sick. a lot of women are into that garbage. I don't get it.

>>715105918
that can't be healthy lol

>>715105983
we're 'wormers' (intestinal parasite fetishists).

she has a tapey now. ordered eggs from a weight loss website.

she got the pinnies from raw pork.

>>715106087
>we're 'wormers' (intestinal parasite fetishists).
This cannot be a thing.

>>715098756

This guy gets it.

Anal has nothing to do with how it feels for your cock and everything to do with how it feels to the one being fucked in their ass.

Most women are naturally on the submissive side, so occasionally pinning them to the bed and buttfucking them raw will make them feel like they belong to you.

Also get a magic wand. Girls who hate anal are girls who've never had an orgasm while a cock was buried in their ass. Once that happens two or three times she'll start bringing it up and asking for it.

Source, wife was a super religious girl who thought having sex without trying to make a baby was a sin, now likes wearing handcuffs and doing ass to mouth.

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>>715106087
Hope you get something that actually ends you, disgusting fuck

>>715106087
well I'm all about doing your own thing but this is unhealthy but do whatever makes you happy

>>715106087
well learned that worm fetish is a thing, what has this world come to

>>715106087
Won't the tapeworm kill her?

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>>715106087

>>715099107
That's still a lot of women

>>715106338
oh no, as long as they don't overpopulate

(I have pinworms and tapeworms too, from her - they're very easy to transmit)

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>>715106573

>>715097314
^ this

>>715103207
I'm guessing it's gayer to worry whether it's gay or not

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>>715106087

please tell me this is bait

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>>715098448
>Gas Play?
Fart sniffing?

>>715106573
this is some kind of absolutely disgusting next level shit

>>715105847
kek, post more pictures with asshole and those worms

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Anal.... 8 times a week... She's a freak...

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>>715106087

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>>715107492
too bad she's ugly

>>715098823
Haha!

I think... and it's just my opinion... that most guys who are into anal sex, are latent homosexuals.

>>715105633
Nothing, other than raise me normally.

I'll leave you now, as you clearly aren't up for some greentext about anal with women - perhaps you prefer men?

>>715107141

This is something I wondered for a long time

how much shit has Rocco eaten?
How many farts has he inhaled?
How many dirty assholes has he licked clean?
How..

>>715107759
tell me about your story, daddy

>>715107492
I guess anal is the only thing she can do since she's a fucking tranny

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>>715097201

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>>715107873

>>715107759
Man no one cares enough to beg you for your story. Either share it with other anons or dont

>>715106132
I hope not, theres not much faith in humanity left.

>>715107968
Anon can't think up the rest of the story

>>715105020
>Phimosis.

Well no shit.

Only girls in the US like cut dicks better. In Europe uncut is the norm.

Enjoy your dry dick.

OP you will just know what it's like once you do it. Some fags are saying the pleasure is because of the dominance and the psychologic idea of it. Some are saying it's physical.

My case with my ex was the idea of dominance. First girl I ever fucked in the ass and took 6 months to convince her. Because she knew it would hurt and it grossed her but when we did it both liked and she wanted it at least twice a week. Felt good but pussy was away beter.

Current wife already did it once before and did not like it. When we first had anal she loved and came. And I did too, because it was even better than with my ex. It's not psychologic anymore. It's physical now and it feels damn amazing. I think now that I didn't need much to convince I am able to feel it how it really is physically: dry, tight and really hot.

>>715107811
I don't think so, baby

>>715107968
Just gauging reaction and desire. Clearly there is no desire and reaction is hostile, so I won't bother you any further. Enjoy the rest of your day

>>715108119
>Enjoy your dry dick.
How can it be dry when its always up in your moms soaking wet pussy anon?

>>715105918
I AM FUCKING OUT!

>>715108168
why not, daddy :( I want you do anal me

>>715105020
Most men prefer chicks with innies, you think the chicks with roasties give a fuck? Man up and stop being a cuck.

>>715108173
At least we are able to masturbate without baby lotion, pathetic faggot. Your mom masturbate me dry, she doesn't need to take special care like women (your hand) do to you.

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>>715106087
No, just stop.

Plz Stap.

>>715108173
>its always up in your moms soaking wet pussy anon?
Does that really work as an insult? "ur mom"?

Oh, and correctly it is "it's" as you missed its apostrophe
>did you see what I did there?

>>715108173
This made me chuckle out loud. Kudos anon

>>715106087
I AM SOOO FUCKING OUT!

>>715097314
Amen.
It's hard to compare, it's a different sensation. But I definitely prefer anal.
She needs to be broken in though. Buttplugs help. I guess it speaks to my girth but trying to put it into a skinny girl's unprepared ass feels like I'm trying to feed medicine to my dog.

>>715107810
bump pls

>>715108173
>>715108301
samefag

>>715108274
>Your mom masturbate me dry
I blow loads all over your moms pussy. Clean it out with your tongue. Sorry, I am not a nigger but I know how much you love come so my white sperm will suffice until your mom stuffs her fat pussy with nigger later today

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>>715108267
I like big fat stinky labia. hairy. with a touch of vaginitis for smell. and just a LIGHT TOUGH of unwiped feces on their anus -- for smell.

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>>715104980

>it's tough to get ass juice out of a mattress

Thanks man, you kust made my day

>>715108173
My moms German. She wouldn't touch your mutilated Jew jerky. Only uncut Aryan dicks.

>>715108430
>>715108274
This is making me think of a new fetish. Mom exchanges. Like an incestuous spin on swinging. We should make this a thing.

Storytime..
>When i was a kid (5 or so) I had pinworms, and an itchy butt, so did my 4 year old sister.
Mum was a nurse and for some bizzare reason decided to show us what was causing it.

>She got us both to lie down naked with our bums in the air then used a matchstick to pick worms out of our asses to show us.

Thats a normal family bonding experience right???

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>>715108267
how could you say no to this.

>>715108492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

>>715108506
tell her to fucking wipe lol wtf

>>715108469
Fucking wrecked

>>715105383

Faggot

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>>715108478
>My moms German. She wouldn't touch your mutilated Jew jerky. Only uncut Aryan dicks.
Haha yeah right pal, keep telling yourself that

>>715108469
wat

Every girl i've been with that wanted anal never had an ass that met my standards.

Every one that wouldn't was pristine and it killed me inside

>>715097201
The ONLY thing anal is good for is showing dominance. Think about it. Every time you see a bitch, you want to fuck her in the ass.

>>715108737
what are you ass standards

>>715108430
Why would you hand you hand "your mom"? Fucking jews

>>715098448
Officially logging off of 4chan.
Your pic related.

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>>715106087
Goodnight /b/......

>>715101533
Are you surprised?

>>715108763
I've fucked men in the ass to show dominance (I couldn't orgasm because men disgust me)

anyhow I agree with your sentiment.

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>>715106087

>>715106087

After so many years on /b/ I never thought I'd be surprised again.

You got me bro. You're fucked up.

>>715105236
you're all fine with point out this so called "propaganda" but as soon as it's a real issue you are reeled into it like the moth to a flame.

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>>715106960
I'm hoping the same over here

>>715106087

It's 7:50am, and that's already enough Internet for me today

>>715108274
I'm cut and masturbate dry. Smh.

How about we all stop crying over each others dicks and just fuck already? ;^)

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>>715105020

>>715108891
a little. because they were super hot. i'll let a chick stick her finger in my ass and lick it -- but if I know there's poo in there I won't.

they should have known, and said "no, not right now."

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>>715106087
>we're 'wormers' (intestinal parasite fetishists).

what?

>>715109104
How would she know she had one in the chamber (unless it was a huge turd)?

If you go a digging don't be surprised if you hit rock.

>>715101533
I would hate if someone fingered my ass and they felt poop, how embarrassing

>>715108306
Maybe stop giving your dog suppositories on your dick tip then, bro.

>>715109285
yeah, and I let them know, too. hopefully they didn't let it happen to other guys.

Just remember, you can't smell porn.

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>>715106087

>we're wormers

>>715108495
Respect for your mom. If you are young and not fucked in the head then it is normal. Keep remembering it that way.

>>715097201
The problem with anal sex is that it can devolve into scat very quickly and over a long enough timeline, inevitably will.

It's just a matter of time before your partner gets lazy and you end up with shit on the tip of your dick.

>>715097729
Who the fuck shaves a pencil moustace on their vag!?

>>715109585
>implying that's not the ultimate goal

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>>715104548
>but it takes preparation
Not if your dude loves playing in the mud.

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>>715106087

>>715109637
not her. but anyone... male or female, who's in to scat, has no right to be near me. EVER.

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>>715105481
>this is my gf's butt hole and vagaina

>>715098817
That's only when ur fisting yourself phaggot

>>715109585
I disagree. I've jackhammered a ton of buttholes, and I have NEVER gotten poo on me. Or smelled fart.

>>715109829
liar

>>715109772
DON'T FOLLOW THE REST OF THE REPLIES ANON!!

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>>715105568
>rest to come if enough demand
An attention whore? Well, you know the rules. Don't forget the timestamp

>>715105383
But its true. I remember people saying tl;dr When Snacks was still around. Go away newfag

>>715109858

F A C T

>>715106132
>This cannot be a thing.
How fucking new to the internet are you? That pic's so old the bitch has white pubes now.

>>715109858
im not him but he's not a liar. there are girls that you can assfuck and never get shit, only deep penetrations

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>>715106960
>please tell me this is bait
Old picture is old.

>>715106134
Yeah and we all love a nasty whore that takes it up the ass, Huge turn on

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>>715107951
From the pee hole. Nice touch.

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>>715098351

Well my dick is only three inches wide. So no problem there

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>>715108737
You must not be a very good fuck. Seriously. You show a chick that you know what you're doing and they'll let you do damn near anything.

I recently I had my first anal sex with a skinny girl, I can say it wasn't a pleasant experience for me. I came three 3 times and she didn't had a single orgasm finally, my dick was dead and I wasn't hard for the rest of the night. I might have done something wrong. Can anal experts enlighten me?

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>>715107757

>>715107951
got the webm
is so feel free to share it

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>>715109741
>not her.

>>715109859
>DON'T FOLLOW THE REST OF THE REPLIES ANON!!
Nigger, It's a fucking troll post. Figure life out.

>>715108173
Well it's way more desensitized and cuts out most of the pleasure it's almost as bad as fucking with a rubber
>True story brah

>>715108469
Better start looking for male escorts
That's a nasty rekt cunt

Watching anal is misleading.
It's stinks. Its dry. And really really messy.
All the videos you watch hide the truth. Look for uncensored amateur anal videos.

>>715110771
K

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>>715110155
Why the fuck are you asking us what you did wrong? Talk to the female that you supposedly fucked.

>>715104980
Had a bunch of shit on my dick when I pulled back on one gf. She turned around and made it into ass to mouth. Crazy good sex, that one.

>>715110415
But its still gross anon. And at some point someone somewhere ate pinworms.

>>715110957
Poopdick is one of the risks. And generally means game over.

But with great risk comes great reward.

>>715110957
Did you enjoy it more watching her clean up
I would

>>715097201
The only porn i ever jack it to is anal. Girls getting there asses fucked makes me diamonds. Vags are gross and look like punched meat. I dont know how ppl can get turned on looking at them. Just looking at a girls asshole makes me insta erect. Its tighter. Its better looking. It feels fucking amazing. Its like sticking your penis into a baloon. Its tight as fuck to push in but once youre there, you cant actually feel much of her colon. Its the rectum thats feels good man jpg. It literally feels like its trying to suck your cock deeper inside. Just my opinion

>>715099760
Thank you I'll take this to heart :I

>>715111384
yeah... your gay

>>715099760
When it's not down for whatever that's when ur meant to move on to the next girl

>>715111383
I did. I didn't ask for it, but I enjoyed it.
It's like watersports. Wasn't my thing until a gf started asking me to piss on her. Soon enough anytime I had to go to the bathroom she came along and got in the tub to drink it straight from the tap.

>>715099760
ive been with my wife sense our teens, shes now 29 an still fucks like a mink, takes it in what ever hole i want when ever i want (within reason)

>>715111384
/thread

>>715104083
I almost never wash my dick. The only time I get smegma is when I masterbate or fuck a girl with a yeast infection and don't clean up afterwards.

WTF is this smegma meme. People with out foreskins don't know shit about having them.

>>715111492
Nah

>>715097443
>afraid of hurting her
faggot

>>715111562
diamonds

>>715111384
F A C T

>>715111630
Its the excuse of mutilated people to try to feel superior. I am not mutilated, i never washed and never got smegma. its a lie. Cutfags can accepts their parents mutilated them without consent and they are mad because of it.

>>715111384
This guy gets it

>>715111384
Are you a god

>>715108737
Can't just ask for it, gotta rub their butthole, start gently putting half an inch of finger in, not all at once at random times during sex, in the shower is a good one, then once you've got a full finger in while you're fucking her, you're almost there. good luck brother.

>>715111562
Yeah I need a good girl like that
most of the ones I've come across have been boring cunts that don't want to have any fun

She sounds like a keeper to me

i prefer the ass all day! if a girl dont take it up the ass, im not even looking at her, its not worth it.
all my gf in the past 10 years have streched out assholes now. kek

>>715108119

>Only girls in the US like cut dicks better.
This really isn't true either, it's just jewcocks trying to justify their poor life choices.

>>715111562
tåbbe?

>>715104303
They don't have prostates...

>>715111384
I had a gf and I never fucked her in the vagina because when we tied it hurt.

Since then i always fucked her in the ass, i didnt care about the vagina. Made me cum buckets. vaginas are disgusting

>>715112046
What?

>>715111953
She was. Didn't work out due to circumstances, sadly.

>>715108173
Clearly it's too small for the lube to stick to.

>>715111630
I always wash my cock and balls and full shaven smooth normally before fucking.. Yeah I've got thrush twice fucking dirty Aussie girls don't even know how to clean themselves properly UUggh stupid cunts

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here you go, high res version

>>715098823
>blind
>i prefer TV to movies

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>ex gf
>got drunk together
>finally lets me put it in pooper
>dark
>fucking her ass for a while
>cash
>feel wetness everywhere
>she cum?
>no - shit everywhere
>mfw

Not for me anymore

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>>715097201

>>715112102
>i always fucked her in the ass,
>i didnt care about the vagina
>Made me cum buckets
>vaginas are disgusting
repressed homosexuality, the post

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>>715112333
truth

>>715111984
Yeah right it's first thing to ask
she be like oh yes I'm open minded and all the rest of retardism they write that know one reads

If she don't do buttsecks I move on to the next
I'm never gonna have a boring normy girl ever again

>>715100097
He did such a bad job she got a hard off and went to her book club.

>>715112333
>>715112396
you are the repressed homos.

I don't like male assholes, females have nothing to do with being gay.

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My wife is a fucking PAWG.
6 Years ive been sticking my cock in all of her holes. Whenever we have angry sex I fuck her really hard in the ass and she loves.
Anal is good.
In the beginning I got her a small but plug and we worked up from there.
I hope you all find tight assholes to fuck boyz.

>>715112245
No you have to spoon with ur m8 when camping
picking magic mushrooms and tell him I'll be keeping my cock warm in ur asshole for a few hours

>>715103207
It's only gay because you're the one doing it and you're a huge fag.

Not as much of a fag as this guy, though:
>>715106765

>>715112181
shucks howdy! that is high res!

>>715112557
Yeah we know and stimulate her clit while fucking her ass so she enjoys it more
>So more ass fucking

>>715110957
as long as you didn't kiss her afterward

>>715112512
keep telling yourself that, buttboi

Next it'll be "but I think women's underwear fits better" and "but stockings keep my legs warm in the winter" then "I'm only shaving my body hair so I can swim and cycle faster" and finally you'll be on /b/ in a sissy thread in lingerie and talking about boi pussy and feminine penises.

>>715110771
>It's stinks. Its dry. And really really messy.

Clean said asshole and use lots of lube. Fucking faggot.

>>715106087
the bait is going thermonuclear

>>715105918
/b/ needs more of this
I don't even care if it's fake

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>>715111630
Learn proper hygeine, cut or uncut. The vagina is self cleaning, not the head of ur dick...

>>715108168
fuck off, you massive tard

>>715112942

shit, you got it all figured out, don't ya?

>>715108478
Too bad Merkel already gave her away to the camel fuckers.

>>715113436
You know you are using the reverse psychology
cause you want cock cause you are a flaming homosexual

>>715097443
lesbians are adorable

>>715113551

I was not the one you replied to before, but I found it funny how you knew all the steps

Already fucked assess and got fucked in the ass, neither is anything memorable.

>>715112113
nvm it sounded like my friends story with his ex. almost exactly

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>>715097726
and here are the pretenders again

>>715097201
I found, in 99%, its overrated. You have to prepare a lot, plan it, and still it may fail.

The problem is to reach the point where her ass is able to receive the dick without giving her painful seizures of the inner muscular ring.

and if she is not willing to either use local anesthetic or to drug herself, this is not an easy doing.

spending like 60 min on preparation and min on stretching and foreplay etc is fare more than I am willing to invest usually and is totally unrealistic in everyday sex too.

A wet warm snatch is the best thing to go for and, imho, it feels better too.

>>715097903
>honey what are you doing?
>nothing just let me take this pic quick
>.... okay fine

>>715105020
>hiv

This is based on a study jews did in Africa that was debunked.

-penile cancer

also based on a debunked study

-infections

if you wash you dick more than once a month this will never be an issue

-smegma

wash you dick. not an issue

-women prefer cut

no they dont. at all. I have been with a dozen women in LTR's and all of them vastly prefered my uncut to their previous BF's cut

-so do gays

is this a troll?

-std's

Opposite is true. The Cut penis cause chafing and micro tears in the vagina and on the penis head which increases the chance of STD transfer. You are literally retarded.

-phimosis

this is extremely rare and can be fixed without circumcision

-erectile dysfunction.

LOL men with cut dicks have reduced sisitivity because all the nerve endings in their foreskin are gone. Circumcision CAUSES erectile dysfunction you stupid nigger it does not prevent it.

I can get hard and ejaculate 5-6 times daily whether to porn or with a chick is makes no difference.

>>715114029
>been with a dozen women in LTR

shit, how did you get to the Lord of The Rings with them?

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>>715114029
I agree on that and I am cut since 16

35 now and sensitivity is greatly reduced.

I can cum nicely if I stroke my dick myself violently and if I cum quick lick within 2 min.

But if my gf is givin my a handjob It feels good, but it cannot bring me off. Oral is a total pain. I see what she is doing but I dont feel enoug to keep the erection.

If she is very wet and slippery I cannot keep the erection either for long.

But if she is not extremly wet, I hurt her because the extra layer the foreskin provides is missing.

My life is ruined and it hurts to see cut idiots hyping this shit because they do not want to accept the truth for themselves.

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>>715114029
Agreed uncut married guy here again.
12 years of woman. 6 years with the wife.
Make sure you hygiene is good and your sex life will be good. Uncut as well I fuck and jack off about everyday.