Post achievements on the autistic life of the average anon I'll

>didnt think you were capable
had sex

>>715086405
I finished my work, then went to see my daugher in the hospital, then saw some specialists
then finished up some more work, masturbated, I saw a rat when i turned on my kitchen light

>>715086405

>stoic
go 24 hours without masturbating

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>>715086478
>Nice feet
Catch up with some forced meme trend on 4chan

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>>715086748

>victorious
an hero

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>>715086707
Haha, kekd at this one

>Speech master
Chat with someone 50 words or more

>>715086857


N̶͓̔̋͗͒̒̿̕ ̖̤ͭ̂͜ͅI̜̗̣̤̪̯͊̍ͦ̆ ̧͇̳̟͉̻̗̝̰͗̄́C̆̿͜҉̲͎͍͈͓͉͎͉ͅ ̬̯͕̗̙̪̓̅̀͗̎͐̋̿͘͡ͅE͕͉̟͔͈̗̞ͪ́͊ͅ ͓̰͚̮̫̹͆̂ͩ̇̽ ̷̞͇͇̙̞͉̜̊̓̈͜ ͚͙̳̹͐̈͋̃͐ͧ̍͑̐̀F̛̔̃ͮͤ͞͏̝̩̭̭͕ ̵̙͎͙̥̄ͮͨ̀E̹͎͚ͨͭ̇ͬͬ́͘͡ ̖̻̄̾ͯͪ̚Ë̷ͣͦ͊҉̥̳̰̞̣̯ ̵̢̮̫̬̰͍̠͐̊̒̃T̵̻̦̼͖̳͎͙̣͊̾͆͆͂ͫͬ

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>Busted!
get caught trying to an hero

>Ultra Shadow-Dragon Blood Decapitation

Try to knock someone out by spinning uncontrollably whilst screaming

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>Good pockets
Spend a week without spilling the spaghetti in your pockets

>banker
make at least $400 in a week

>dapper
brush your teeth and take a shower in the same day

"Hibernation"
>Stay in bed for 24 hrs or more

"Hah gotteem"
>Successfully trigger someone with bait

"Shitposting"
>Make at least 10 shitposts

"Rare Pepes"
>Collect 10 rare pepes

>>715087122
>check em

>>715087478
lmao 400 a week? You can make more than that at UPS dude. Get a new job

>>715087478
>>715087562
nice

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>Getting started
Post your first thread

>Hello Darkness, my old friend
Remain in the dark of your room for 5 hours straight

>Sorry, not sorry
Introduce a friend to 4chan

>Time to an hero [EXTREMELY RARE]
Get recognized by someone you know on 4chan

>>715087772

based on the number of gamestop and fast food employees here I think $400 is a pretty high bar for most of you

>>715086857
N I C E F E E T

>>715087478

>Every Good Boy Does Fine
Earn 1000GBP

>Just Like Lemonade
Drink one of your own pee-pee jugs

>>715086405
>bone-r
Went to a graveyard, dug up a coffin and used a bone as a dildo (any bone is ok)

>>715087342
Fucking. Kek.>>715087478

>>715086898
Ayy

>jack of all trades
do laundry, dishes and take out the garbage before you get yelled at by parents

>>715086405
>first you try, then you cry
talk to 3 girls the same day

>hot wheels
Travel at least 1,000 miles from homebase.

>More for mommy to love
Reach 300lbs
>I've been a really good boy
Consume 4 rations of Tendies every day for a whole month.

>Now This is Autism
Live an empty, unfulfilling life and then die cold and alone

>>715086405
>ladies man
Get more than one reply from girl

>Concealed carry
equip a pissjar inside your trenchcoat
>Blackbelt in autismo
Successfully fend of 5 normies by using 'Reeeeeeee'

>Long time no shame
See a friend you haven't seen in years and how them how low life you are

> NEETflix
Binge watch an entire season of any TV show without leaving your home until it is finished.

>Sanic Boom
Create a Sonic the Hedgehog fan character complete with backstory.

>Nice n' smooth
Shave your neckbeard

>Good Hygiene
Change you're diaper at least twice within 24 hours

>OP
Take a dick in the ass

>How The Tables Have Turned
Catfish a girl on Tinder

>>715089016
This literally applies to anyone who's watched Stranger Things

>>715086405
>Relentless thirst for knowledge
Study for 5 hours straight without a break in a stem class

>Irredeemable waste of tuition
Study for 1 hour in a non-stem class

>Master of Completion
Successfully finished an hour long porno whilst Cumming in the last 5 seconds of the video

>Party Hard
Get at least 2 guests for your birthday party.

>Catalogue
Be cucked by five different men at the same time on each weekday.

>Bum Life
Dont bathe for 9 months.
I am starting to feel the smell.
Its fine if you change your underwear a lot.

>Love knows no boundaries
Claim to be in a relationship with a fictional character.

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>>715088390
Most I've laughed in a while.

I'm the only person in the world who won a race on this game.

https://youtu.be/LBe4s29Ma1k

>Fap Ninja
Successfully fap on the family PC undetected while family members are asleep.

>Social Butterfly
Verbally communicate with two or more non-household members

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>>715087314

>>715089706
you're just used to it, trust me, others around you are vomiting

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>>715089828

>>715086857
But I don't even drink :/

>High Functioning
Make it through a 24 hour period without embarrassing yourself or anyone else.

> Bulimia
eat less than 2000 calories worth of junk food in a single day

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>Lightweight Pro
Run with arms behind you for 5km

>>715089783
that was my fucking life in middle school when i didnt have my own comp

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>>715086405
>orbital landing
sit two seats away from girl.

>>715086405
What's going on in this image?

>Heretic
Awkwardly show a girl some weird anime.

>Godsend
She likes the weird anime.

omg this thread

>>715090307
Same here. Most kids didn't have their own personal laptop back in '05.

this thread gives me so much joy.

>Doing the right thing
Finally killing yourself

>>715086405

>Sorcerer
Reach age of 30 as virgin

>I understand more than you could possibly know
Reach age 40 as virgin

>Happy Holidays
Say Merry Christmas to a girl but get a 45 minute speech about how Christmas is a privilege that white people take for granted

>>715089783
I did this when they were awake. undetected.

>Just a little curious
Purchase your first buttplug.

>>715088769
>1480594155234.jpg
>Concealed carry
equip a pissjar inside your trenchcoat

kek

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>sternly written email
notice a broadcast edit on a tv show you already own on bluray.

>True Ascendancy
Die at the ripe age of 70 without ever having touched a female or male

>Rapid Fire
fap more than a dozen times in a 24 hour period

>In MOD we trust
Successfully posted illegal content on /b/ and wasn't banned

>Jammed Weapon
Fap for 12 hours without ejaculating once.

> the future is bright
wake up in the a.m.

> burnout elite
smoking resin, then scraping your bowl and smoking it again.

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>>715090459
>TFW I got both achievements

>moving up
apply for a job

>>715090469
I was a daredevil and did it even when family was awake. Got my own desktop 2003 when i was 13 though.

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>>715091063
hits too close to home

>Classic Blunder
start a thread with an image more interesting than the text

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>>715091052
don't joke about that. had surgery 5 days ago and my pain pills won't let me cum. i try 3 hours a day and im just sore and mad and sad.

>Master of the Microwave
prepare a frozen meal

>Into the Binuit

Kill a native american.

>>715091334
It was an interesting night, to say the least. This whole thread is really something.

>>715091538
Just keep trying.

>>715091538
It is unfortunately not a joke, I have had similar experience.

>True Ninja
Stay silent in public toilet until everyone leaves

>not replying to this post
your mother will die in her sleep

>Sayonara Sticky Socks
clean out cum drawer

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>>715091471
They knew anon, that's why you got a desktop. They did not want to be traumatized again.

>>715091777
checkem

>>715091311
Should be renamed to
>Getting your money's worth

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Have one friend playing destiny but need 6 for important strikes. :/

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Easy mode: go to my shitty job and pretend I'm not a total autist.

Hard mode: live alone and rely on parents for rides to grocery/pet food stores, despite being 32. One day I'll kill myself anons, but not today.

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>Literally Hitler
Express an unpopular opinion

>The elder scrolls
Use old Jewish texts to disprove religion

>Dragonborn
Read and understand three words from another language

>Not in my swamp
Bring food to school, and have that subsequently banned the next day

I ate a raw onion like it was a fucking apple

>Novice Stalking
Take your first creep pic.
>Master Baiter
Bait a whole thread on your own.
>Stalkerlitious
Cum on someone without them knowing and get film evidence.

>>715092286
Vai se foder.

>>715089776
fuck I remember that game

>>715091538
They some strong opiates there boy

>Inside job
Attempt to melt steel beams with jet fuel and fail.

> in the shadows
lurk without posting anything

>Out of the microwave, into the...
Cook a meal without using a microwave or toaster oven.

>Smoke and mirrors
Derail a thread in 2 posts or less

>>715092838

pretty easy... just put up some BBC smashing an asian chick and the thread is done

>>715091528
>be in hospital doped up for a month
>get home
>I haven't cum in 30 days
>frantically stroke my dick
>make sure he's alive
>best orgasm of my life

I'd do it all again.

>>715086478
Nice image, may I save it?

>I'm getting better, honest
Go outside for the first time in a year, or more.

>>715088769
>equip a pissjar inside your trenchcoat
My sides

>>715086405
>Actually Autistic - Who Knew
lmao! I finally get that joke!
"Polehole", because tadpoles are baby frogs, so he's a pedo!

(no, srsly, I've seen this several times and didn't understand it - da fucking spergs, mang)

Kek. That would be
> youth in Asia

>M'lady
Tip your fedora to five women within 12 hours

>Nothing personal, kid
Teleport behind a small child and cut it in half

>>715091831
fucking bastard

>>715086405
>Master of Delusion
Brag about your imaginary GF

>>715086405
>faggot
Post a thread on 4chan

>>715092943
this gives me hope, i know that when it does happen....
>that scene from scary movie 2 related

>>715090247
I fucking love this thread

>>715091063
kek

>>715090911
A True Internet Wizard is among us

>>715090831
lol

>>715090782
LMAO, nice

>>715090711
getting there, Anon. Getting there.
Almost 23 already

>>715090189
I actually have been trying to eat less, because I'm very obese atm.
I wanna lose ~50 lbs.
233 as of yesterday.
Kinda hovering around, but I wanna drop below 230 by Christmas or at least New Years
3 lbs in 3 week? Can it do?

>>715090181
I hardly ever get embarrassed. I'm not prone to emotions like most people
>literal sperg
Also, I stay in my room so much, it's difficult to embarrass others. Just tend to piss them off

>>715093089
Achievement unlocked!

someone please write these down so we can mark them off

>>715091538

Completely off topic, but I ate an entire prescription bottle of Antidepressants once and then fapped for fifteen straight hours, no orgasms. Woke up the next day and my cock was a balloon

> balloon animal
kek

>>715089706
9 months? you should have maggots in your wet parts :/

>>715093505
I am also getting closer to sorceror stage...

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>>715093772

>>715094118
do you see an out?

I don't, here.

>>715094572
The only out I see for myself is finding some whore to rid me of this status effect. Just gotta muster the balls to do it.

>>715094621
fair enough.

Well, good luck!

>>715088520
easy

>overachiever
get something done on time for once

>Fisherman
Got 10 (You)s from anons who took the bait

>scholar
Explained someone why eating too much protein is bad for you

>chef
Heated rice in microwave

>>715089016
that's on easy difficultly

>>715088212
Your mom doesn't count

>oncologist
start a successful cancer thread

>>715091899
Very possible. If they did, it was definitely worth it.

>>715091831
Atleast you thought outside the box

>>715089783
i get detected, but i don't care.

>>715094621
i figure it's better not to know what i'm missing
just a few more years to go

>>715091831
literally the first time ive ever replied to one of these posts.

shes in the hospital right now anon

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>Bragqueen

Talk to a girl using webcam on the internet, or lock eyecontact for longer than five seconds with a girl out in the real life.

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>Huge

Work out for an entire week at a gym or whatever method of training you choose, must do at least two muscle-groups a day (for instance, biceps and chest), any weight, minimum 3x12 on each muscle

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>Snugglecuddles

Take a picture of you cuddling with a dog and reach at least ten likes on social media platforms, at least one of the likes must be a girl.

>>715093234
>Use your Illusion
Have extended (10 minutes or more) romantic fantasy with your imaginary girlfriend while fapping

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>Healthy AF

Don't eat anything unhealthy for at least a week. Drink water in the morning and whenever you get an inch for something unhealthy.

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>I'm Fucking POPULAR Guys

Take a picture with a girl where she doesn't look uncomfortable.

>>715097215
You really aren't missing much, to be honest... everyone online just likes to act like sex is the greatest thing ever

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>Glittering

Brush your teeth twice a day, you pathethic fuck.

>>715088784
>how them how low life you are

>Not Even My Final Form
Make a normie visibly uncomfortable while trying to be socially acceptable

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>>715098777

>>715097958
hope she comes out fine /b/ro

>duty calls
Sleeping all day only to get up for work becomes a routine.

>Tard keeps on slippin'
Accidentally mention a meme or other internet content while forgetting you are having a conversation

>>715099545
That name sucks though... someone please come up with something better.... best I could think of at he moment

nice feet !

stole money from banks. gave it all back.
50% chance ill do it again

>>715098413
Was rather confused by this at first as well... but upon reading it again, I believe anon meant for the first "how" to be "show"

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>>715088784
>and how them how low life you are

>>715098245
>get an inch for something unhealthy

I get unhealthy food-boners all the time

> collector
over 10 gigs of uncensored files form onion passed tru my pc

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>>715087862
>Having a friend.
Fucking normie get out!

>Curses! tinFoiled again!
Constantly maintain a fake front on all activities you do online in order to throw off anyone who may be watching

Like, after searching google or something for instance, google ten other unrelated things that you don't care about

Now for a few RuneScape inspired achievements
>99 Cooking
Successfully cook a meal without the microwave.
>99 Magic
Hate your stepfather so hard he gets the flu.
>99 Prayer
Bury 5 strangled pets.
>99 Herblore
Make a potion using ingredients found outside, drink it.
>99 Smithing
Make a cardboard suit of armor, equip it.
>99 Slayer
PWN 1 bully IRL. Must be in single combat zone, no overheads.

>Literally.
Post a picture of fecal matter

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>>715101370

>Forbidden Technique
Attempt to dance

>Hokage
Win at least 3 fights while wearing a hidden leaf headband.

>Is this just fantasy?
Spend so long in front of one particular video game that you get confused when the game mechanics are not present in reality

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>jungle fever
Suck a black cock

>>715102330
>Welcome to the Jungle
Rape a black man's anus

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>>715087342
>>715087342
mfw this achievement is still locked

>>715102414
same here, man

>Too late to show off
Learn to play Guitar Hero on expert and realize it isn't 2009 anymore

>>715102588
>Stage Fright
Attempt to show off anyways, and fail on the easiest of songs

>>715086857
Nice feet

>>715102674
>Slow ride
Get back home, beaten

>>715089783
>It was a pop-up! I swear!
Fall asleep before you finish masturbating

>>715102755
kek... should have named mine after a song too... maybe Another One Bites the Dust

>>715103063
Well played anyway kek

>Head Chef
Cook your own meals for 3 days in a row.
(heating up frozen foods in the oven does not apply, ex. pizza, tater tots, etc.)

>Pacience is a virtue
Spend more than 8 hours searching for the specific clip you want to cum to

>>715086857
nice feet

>>715093505
>3 lbs in 3 week? Can it do?

Thats eating around 500 calories less then your daily energy expendature for those 3 weeks. It obviously depends on what you normally eat and drink but just cutting all soda and drinking water, tea and maybe diet soda instead might already be a decent chunk of that.

>>715103282
>... that I don't have
Give up and fap to something else in the process

>So close, yet so far away
Immediately find the clip or image afterwards

>>715093505
>>715103390
the metabolism adapts to lower calorie intake per day. That's why starving yourself has a negative effect.

Reach your normal calorie goal, so around 2k for most people, and do cardio. You can overshoot your goal by up to 500 as long as you actively do cardio for one hour 4 days a week.

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>>715103441
>Immediately find the clip or image afterwards

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>You're The Maid, Want It Or Not
Live a dorm life and clean most of the shitty apartment in majority of cases

>>715103515
>starvation mode

>one hour of cardio totally burns a ton of calories

kys fam

>>715103538
kek, glad I'm not the only one

>hit and run
cum on mother and hide in the pantry

>Merely pretending
Get called out on something during social interaction, and successfully pass it off as a joke

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>>715093505
>tl;dr
post a list of links to a large amount of posts stating an option about each.

>>715092447
Cállate maricón obeso

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Let's see you guys beat this

>Sultry, But Suicidal
Just before cumming shout out for your mother. Finish, clean up and hide pron before your mom busts you

>>715103600
>one hour of cardio totally burns a ton of calories
Cardio is a low intensity training mode, it burns more fat than calories when compared to HIIT. That is why when you do one hour of cardio 4 times a week, you are allowed overshoot the 2k limit.

also starvation mode was an extreme, but the body does and WILL adapt to lower calorie intakes, so eating less on its own is legitimately a bad thing. You need to regulate what type of food and do some form of sports alongside, preferably LIIT for weight loss.

>>715104013
Is the calorie adaptation thing why I can never seem to put on any weight?

>Porn explorer.

Have more than 10 tabs open after you finish fapping.

>gynaecologist

Get into an internet fight about the authenticity of squirting.

<Collector

Have porn pics that you downloaded on a 56k modem

>Down with the ship
Start a thread, and stay in the thread until it 404's

>Replacement captain
Stay within a thread until it 404's after OP has abandoned it

>>715086857
nice feet

>Spaghetti
Turn down or otherwise scare off a cute girl who's interested in you

Getting out to check the mail

>thanks doggo

Follow advice dog's advice to the letter.

>Sweet Escape
Maintain an elaborate online persona for at least one year

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>>715093176
This thread is killing my sides

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>>715092171
Not today

>treasure hunt
retrieve the box of food you just threw into the trash in order to check for how long you actually have to cook the food

>masterchef
make a meal without using the microwave

>janitor
clean your desktop and computer files

>off the grid
don't go on twitter for 24 hours

>You really think someone would do that?
Intentionally spread lies and misinformation online

>>715090896
Kek

Hilarious thread

>Cold warrior
Hold eye contact in bus/train with a stranger longer than the stranger

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>Dorifto king
Spin out your car while listening to eurobeat

Meet Samuel L Hydeberg, cop killer extraordinaire

>>715104933
>autism
>having a twitter account
Nice try though, anon

>mad gains

Wake up with your legs sore from straining them to masturbate all night

>>715089964
just fucking kek

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>>715088769
Snipin is a good job mate

Also

>meta
Create an achievement on an achievement thread

>>715088520
That's just called life friend-o

>saving the nation

Convert at least one normie to vape

>>715104933
>popcorn
pop all the knuckles in your hand

>judgement day
weigh yourself

>sherlock holmes
successfully sauce unsauceables

>energizer bunny
link sauce to anons 5 times in a day

>>715104362
Kek

>learn to greentext

just greentext

>decodification master

solve 30 captchas in a row, without mistakes

>>715087104
nice kitchen

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>>715105563

Sweet Grill offers me some Cake that she baked by herself.
Say'd no thank you, thats to unhealthfull for me.

>The College Try
Successfully take 16 years to earn a bachelors degree. I graduate next summer...hopefully

>>715105563
Damn, that's a hard one

>kobe bryant
successfully toss a piece of paper into the garbage can while yelling kobeee

>>715104928
Hahaaaa yes, happens all the fucking time..

>>715088784
unlocked

>>715104013
>HIIT
jesus christ, people actually believe this is a thing

>>715104928
>Puzzle master
Realize the instructions on the box have been torn into several pieces, and manage to successfully line up the pieces into a readable state

>why is everyone greentexting?

>Off to a good trap
Wax for the first time without screaming like a pussy

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>9+10
Reached 21 years old as a virgin.

>>715105958
>because spoodermoon

>Isaac Newton
Die a virgin

>vocalist
sing along to every word of your favourite song

>phantom
take a ghost shit

>dice master
say nigger out loud to your friends within hearing distance of black people

>Shitpost Master
Achieve all the below Shitposts

>Pointless Point
Post something so off topic in a thread that it will never be understood by anyone

>pointless ranter
Post a huge wall of text that gains at least 2x tl;dr responses

>Cum Lauder
Join an argument between some anons and pretend to be one of original arguees

>Strumfruher
Post a Nazi symbol / hitler / stormfront pro

>abuse hauler
Just start abusing a random anon with no specific explanation

>4chin Regular
Tell someone to KYS

>>715106215
Kys

>>715104233
>10 tabs
casual

>>715106215
Damn, I thought I was a master shitposter... guess I have some work to do

>>715088189
x3

>>715086405

>Now, that's something to aknowledge
Send a picture of Hitler pepe on you local Israel ambassy with text "6 milion kek"

>>715086405
It's been four days since I've left my apartment or seen another human being but I'll probably go out tomorrow to buy some groceries

>yoda
finally beat that one person you usually always lose to at vidya

>good things do happen
get an essay topic on something you've already written an essay on before

>try hard
go to class every day for a week

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>>715106444
>Fucking Check'd
Get a 444 trips on /b/ 12/13/2016.

>The morning has cum in its mouth
Fap to a morning wood and taste yourself in the dizziness of your sleep

>>715106215
I have one to add to that

>Multiple Personality Disorder
Begin a heated debate with yourself within a thread, only responding to your own responses

>Manhattan Project
take a poop at a girls house/apartment

>>715106684
Would my sister's house count?

>scientist
do drugs every day for a week

>>715106215
>UltraShitPoster
Produce some OC which is so shit / pathetic / cringe... that it gets reposted by an anon as pasta.
(Eg - marine "little bitch" pasta)

>hellen keller
don't use any minutes on your phone all month. only text.

>stay clean!
succesfully wipe your ass without getting shit on your fingers.

>gardner
trim your pubes

>>715106780
no
>>715106905
>castaway
don't use your phone for over one month

>>715088425
Holy fuck thats disgusting

>>715106966
>Constant Gardener
Continue to maintain your pubes, never letting them get long

>>715086857
nice feet

>Tomorrow is a new day
Stay up past 9 am then fall asleep sometime in the afternoon completely wasting your day and being useless to the working world.

>trooper
eat your girlfriends ass

>>715107104
every fucking day

>>715086857
NICE FEET!

Now give me wine queen vixen.

>>715086405
>Ladies man
don't let the rape turn into a murder.

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>>715086405

>nothing bettor than shared liquor
drink alcohol with 3 different human beings on 24 hours

>>715086405
>Try to explain memes to aunt.

Master teacher.

>because you're worth it
masturbate with lube

>>715086405
Mr Tucan
Eat canned food only for 2 days.

Someone should wrote down all of these achievements

>Master Chef
Create 100 unique meals from scratch for other people, and have them want seconds.

>>715107305
>Time well spent
Write down every achievement from an achievement thread

>pussy mechanic
talk to more than 5 girls in a day

>athlete
eat fruit instead of junk food

>>715091831
Dam sun

>Wasted resources
Take a girl out on a date and pay for her meal and get a 1 armed hug

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Ｓａｔａｎ ｔｏｌｄ ｍｅ ｈｅ'ｄ ｇｉｖｅ ｍｅ ｄｕｂｓ.

>i'm free
cancel plans that yu made with somebody and stay home

>>715107659
>True Evil
Shitpost about Satan every day on /b/

>Friends aren't the real treasure
Dump a friend's birthday party for a work night paid 22 bucks per hour

>Money Talks
Invest the profit and double it

>>715086405
>>715086603
>>715086707
>>715086748
>>715086991
>>715087122
>>715087342
>>715087478
>dapper
>>715087562
>Ha gotteem
>Shitposting
>>715087862
>Getting started
>Hello Darkness my old friend
>Sorry, not sorry
>>715088212
>>715088520
>>715088730
>>715088784
>>715089016
>>715089783
>>715089828
>>715090181
>>715090459
>>715090896
>>715091004
>>715091063
>>715091528
>>715091606
>>715092286
>Literally Hitler
>Dragonborn
>>715092789
>>715092826
>>715092995
>>715093318
>>715095086
>>715095365
>>715098037
>>715098294
>>715098777
>>715099545

>>715089964
This is fuckin kekworthy I can just imagine the kid in his head feelin so ninja while he looks like the most autistick fuckin kid ever

>double agent
successfully hide all your weird habits and opinions from your normie friends & family

>>715107888
Nice trips... these are your achievements, anon?

>>715107971
Unlocked

>>715086405
I left my house for the first time in 3 months over the weekend

>>715106966
t0p k3kz0rz

>>715086857
Nice feet

>Culinary Artist
Bake an entire bag of tendies yourself

>Master of all relationships
Find your soulmate on /b/

>>715086857
nice feet

>>715086405
>dont look weird speaking to a girl

>>715107981
Yup

>>715086405
>We Wuz Kangs
successfully speak to a nigger, without appearing racist

>Nationalist

Start to hate Jews and Nigger after using 4chan