Just found out my wife is pregnant and she said I can name the

bob, john, or tom

Rash Battletoad.

>>715068839
Call him Dubs

>>715068839
Post picture of wifey and the oracle will abide

>>715068839
This
>>715069435
Spread ass preferred

Name him Moot newfag

>>715068839

Dequandro

>>715068839
Why don't you ask the father for a name

Benjamin or Dakota (Girl)

Naomi - "I Moan" backwards
Megatron - Tell your wife Meg but you fill out the birth certificate
Anna Lee - Call her "Anna L" for short

Cockfag

>>715070032
Dubs and you do the Megatron

>>715070032
Kek, do the Megatron

Dick "I asked /b/ to name you, I'm an awful father" Johnson

>>715068839
Peepee the Froger

>>715070277
Winrar!!!

'Tim' for a boy, but fill out the birth certificate as 'Optimus'

>>715068839
Blackpeoplemeet com

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>>715068839
Faggot Jr.

Name him Domingo

Jeezlepete Magnifico.

>>715068839
Tim Roger

>>715068839
tell her to name it after the baby's father

Flange

>>715068839
Frederick if a boy. Ingrid if a girl.

>>715072141
I 2nd this

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DINOMITE

Also, buy him this for his first birthday so he'll be a master of close combat tactics by age 12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZ2eHpth2s

>>715068839
GIRL: Alyssa, Ashley, Arianna
BOY: Luke, Lance, Logan

Always liked those names.

>>715068839
What's your last name

>>715068839
Dick

it's a classic

Nigger if it's a boy

Olivia if it's a girl

>>715068839
Fetusfag.

>>715068839
Hwoarang or jin >>715068925

>>715068839
>she said I can name the child.
why? didn't the father want to?

>>715068839
Name him Fuck Buttons and say you're a superfan of shitty music.

>>715068839
put the name on the birth certificate as "adolf hitler"

deadpool

Call him Siegheil

>>715068839
Idubbbz

>>715072450
why would you pick olivia?

>>715068839
Tyrone's Baby .

>>715068839
First Name: Francis
Middle: of the
Last: Filth

>>715073656
my sweet mooma maiden name was olivia

>>715073656

I dunno, it's just a nice name. That or Niggerina

Abu Bakr

>>715068839
Abortion

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>>715068839
Sebastian Thunderbucket

>>715068839
Call him: In my skin, Crawling

his name will be William Harpe

>>715068839
Cringe McPewdiepie

>>715068839
>>715068839
Name him moot

Skrans

Gibbons

Marquetta

Plingus

Flongo

Dubs and you abort it

>>715068839
Name him Scrambles. Or Colonel Wolfenstein Von Catter.

Adolf

>>715068839
an anon raised a good point

is abortion off the table?

or can we vote to abort?

>>715068839
Patrick

Dante if boy
Ariza if girl

Courage Wolf

Oliver

Cleetus?

Link for boy Zelda for girl

I really like Muhammed personally

Jesus a Christ is also a nice name :)

Dot-com

I've always been fond of the name Skyler, or Sky

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Name him Guts

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>>715075124
his middle name was murphy, shitfuck.

Dubs checkum

Courage Wolf the 2nd

>>715075049

2 syllable name maximum. Anything more than that is faggotry and a waste of air.

Steve is always a solid choice. Or Dickchard

Pull up the Uber app, call a ride, and name your kid after the driver. Perfect random name generator.

>>715075509
Ok, then Allah

>>715075566
>checked
>Allahu Akbar

wolf skullweaver

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>>715068839
Stangus mangus

Ryan

>>715068839
Gregor McGregor of the Clan McGregor

Morgan

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Name the kid Power!

Mickey Rourke's Asshole

Paris if boy, Paris if girl

stevie

Captain Cockblock

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Adolf. Good strong name.
Or
ISIS if it a girl.

Tyrone

Jedediah / Florence

HARAMBE

Jimmy Von Flutterbutters. Dubs get

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nigger wayne