Christmas problems thread, I recently bought my son Shaun a Xbox

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>>715048546
bumping for nigger scourge.

>>715049025
haha oh, and people wonder why there are racists, ahwhoooooo

top lel

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>>715049025

hwww.gofu.ndme.com/s.hauns-christma.s

Here's a link if U take out the periods

maybe you should have kept his expensive present in the trunk of your car you fucking idiot you deserve this/
i hope your asks you while hes bawling his eyes out "Why didnt you get me anything daddy why do you hate me?" and you have to answer o sorry son im just a huge fucking idiot cuck who cant afford to have a thought in my head

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>>715049246

>>715048546
You have a kid but can't afford a $200x2 game console without begging like a homeless degenerate?

If you can't feed em, don't breed em.

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>>715049589

>>715048546
Sorry man but find s better place next time. Keeping electronics in a car is a bad idea in every way

>>715048546
you deserve everything you got. Your tone of voice shows what type of person you are. Just accept it as karma. Remove the go fund me cause thats pathetic, a real man shouldn't have to beg strangers for money. Better luck next time chump.

>>715049607
I am in a wheelchair, I lost my legs to cancer. My wife takes my money monthly.

>>715048546
What kind of car is this? This will really tell if you can't afford another one.

>>715048546
Receipt and timestamp

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>>715049869
Leaning towards if you are in a DIVERSE neighborhood you should have hid it in a locked place.

However....fucking niggers man....http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d67_1479410562

>>715049955
2002 crown Vic, and I can afford half of it in time, but not the other half, I don't even want money, but change helps close the gap.

>>715049955
Leather seats and they didn't steal that gps or xm radio thing. I call bs. Poor people can't afford leather seats and xm radio subscription. Maybe your collision will cover the fake loss. Or if you bought it on credit card, they usually have loss insurance. Have that receipt handy

>>715048546
nigger, if thats the car you mentioned getting broken into then those are leather seats.
my shit doesnt have leather, and the interior is manual and appears to be audi.
FUCK YOU.
I wish I was the one who stole your shit and broke your fucking window. I would have slashed your tires too faggot.

>>715048546
What's your car insurance company say?
Homeowners might cover it too.

>>715049571
Your post is a waste of time

Post receipt of it or some kind of proof you bought it recently and I'll buy you a ps4, fuck xbox.

Does anyone know somewhere you can rent to own or lease an Xbox one? At a decent price.

>>715050216
That's a mini cooper.

>>715049869
.POLICE BRUTALITY

>>715050341
I'm bad about keeping receipts, I bought it months ago. Nice offer though.

Sucks man but I got my own bills to pay. I can buy 10 xboxes if I wanted too. How you brows b and not be racist enough to hide shit better? In a car is dumb.

>>715050493
The parking brake, console toggles, air vents, seat adjusters... all dead on 2009 mini cooper. You can even see red "s" on the runner.

>>715050587
U right, but it's neither here nor there, I don't expect people to donate.

>>715048546

Welp, no one deserves to be a victim of a crime, but you're an absolute dumb ass for keeping valuables in a vehicle. This is why criminals still target cars for goods therein.

>>715050453
Rent a center. Why don't u spend some time googling answers instead of look for help here? That dumb and your claim is fake as fuck with that mindset

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>>715050738
Yeh the front end was replaced with a Mini Cooper in the wreck I lost my wreck in, my car is a twisted abomination but what I drive doesn't bother me too much (:

>>715048546
i like how you used his name as if he were a person

>>715050294
+1 leather seats nigger. I been driving my car for 4 years no heat but I can afford an Xbox. Sell your car faggot. Downgrade that shit and use extra money for your faggot kid

>>715050773
I looked at a rent a center that's why I said a good price, Xbox ones are about $200 but they make you pay $500-600 for them if you pay that way.

>>715048546
Kinda funny to beg on a site called 4chan for shaun. Sounds the same.

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>>715048546
Nice car faggot
>Fuck off.

>>715049675
And liberals want to ban guns

>>715050884
that.. that is not how cars work.. even the door is from a mini

>Lost legs
>lost xmas present
>lost receipt

You got it all going on OP.

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How you know it was a nigger? why haven't you shown receipt and why you lie about type of car =)

>>715050961
It's paid off that would be dumb and I think I'll be able too, I was just hoping to get there in time with a little change here and there on top of my disability.

>>715050981
Come on man. $200 ain't shit. I got that in my change jar. Just beg on the streets like a normal liar

>>715051129
Lost everything but virginity, Shaun is adopted.

>>715051143
Oh now youre disabled, well you are a fucking retard

>>715051191
I might sell plasma

>>715051127
Lmao. Replaced his front end with Mini Cooper. Pic of car pls and I will donate. I'm looking for half crown Vic and half mini. Put up or shut up

>>715048546
I hope this is bait, if not that's what you get for being that fucking stupid

>>715051134
Saw him running he had timbs on

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>>715051301
sell your kid he needs a real father =)

>>715051143
The plot thickens. Now he's on disability. What happen?

>>715051280
Yeh I lost both my legs in the wreck, there was a little girl and her dog in the road so I opted for the tree.

>>715051301
And sperm

>>715051338
It will be an amazing abomination that shouldn't work. Awesome.

>>715048546
I'll donate $10 for your wife's son's Christmas

>>715051301
How much does donating plasma earn you? thinking of doing the same thing fam

>>715051428
Is this how u got the mini front end on your crown Vic??

>>715051359
>He had timbs on

You are so full of shit but this is b/ and retards, racists, and pedo's are welcome. Go KYS faggot

>>715048546
That'll teach you to not keep valuables in the car when you live next to niggers. It'll also teach you to not live next to niggers.

>>715051461
At least he can photoshop something. Make this thread funnier

>I'm reporting your scam campaign
See you in the pokey no legs

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>>715050556

>>715051539
Yes, I can't take pics, I don't own a phone or camera, only my kid and I live here.

>>715048546
That nigger was just looking out for the poor xbone you left in the car fagdad. You see when you leave electronics with laser scanners out in your car with no climate control the glass lense will fog up overnight due to the drop in temperature. The next day it will clear but since laser glass is polished so fine the fog will leave water marks on the glass and pretty much ruin your newly naught machine.

Your son may not have an Xbox but that nigger saved you from a massive money waste, think of it this way. At least that machine will be used instead of sitting in a house of idiots who can't figure out why it can't play games...

>>715051566
YEET

>>715048546
You say you lost your legs to cancer, but the picture of your car looks like it's a manual transmission. So do you drive with the nubs of your legs and use your hands to work the peddles?

>>715051428
You hit a cancer tree?

>>715049887
> lost my legs to cancer

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>>715048546
Post time stamp with car

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Image search the pic its fake. guy just wants free money. Also fuck you and shawn should have known better than to keep your shit in the car.

>>715051814
Sell your computer bro

Dubs commands you to give him money

>>715048546

Do you have a house? You dumb cracka sumbich!

>>715051814

>lost wife now...

>>715051889
Car accident. Keep up. Car is now a hybrid crown Vic and Mini Cooper

>>715050216
Sorry I can't relate and feel no sympathy for someone who is so rich they can't even consider that change is real money.

>>715051890
KEK

>>715051428
I just want to watch you drive that standard shift with no fucking legs...

>>715048546
thats what you get for owning a car with right hand drive

>>715052278
Double KEK. I just want to see that half mini half crown Vic car he drives

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Reported with screenshots of this Faggot no legged racist chump

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>>715052042
That pic is the best butterface I have ever seen, thank you.

>>715049571
lol the guy's a cukk too

>>715052168
With a manual transmission. Without legs.

And a RHD Crown Vic. Which never existed.

But now it's a Mini. With a pic that's actually been mirrored - the writing on the door sill plates is the wrong way around. So it's really LHD. The front end of a front-wheel drive car on a rear-wheel drive car.

If bullshit fertilized plants, we'd all be in a jungle by now.

Funniest thread I've seen in awhile

>>715051966
this

time stamp of car or you're just being a nigger on /b/

>>715052168
The picture IS the mini you ass hat

Mini crown vic. Sounds legit. That how cars work they all the same. Parts are interchangeable

>>715048546
>My name is Shaun and I want an xbone because I have absolutely have no taste in video games and halo is still cool to me, furthermore I'm a jobless, worthless millennial with zero fucking traits and skills, dad cut me off this xmas because he knows I'm a chicken-shit fucking virgin puke and the very thought of me in his eyes triggers the memories of contemplation of having gone through an abortion process the day he heard of my existence in my mother's womb. Please help me /b/. even pennies help

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>>715052073
videos of the rapes or it didn't happen.

>>715052630
No u said front end is mini after accident. Read your own post dude

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>>715052792
I can't remember which pic it's on but I looked up the murder of an old lady and man and it was legit. Actually near me :^)

Search "obituary for XXXX" and find some.

>>715052520
Haven't you ever heard of 4 wheel drive, faggot?

>>715052462
that aint no butterface

>>715051913
>closes the register before he leaves

lol wtf

>>715052632
>Mini crown vic.
Custom made.
Op is midget size now after he lost his legs hitting that cancer tree.

Probably stuffs his kid on the floor board and makes him work the pedals.

>>715052964
Yep, well enough to know that a FWD car with a transverse engine and transaxle ain't gonna power 4 wheel drive just like that.

>>715052964
4wd hybrid crown vicooper

>>715048546
lol you dumb fuck, thats your fault for leaving it in there

>>715049571
This op is a faggot
>muh poor son Shaun
>muh Christmas is ruined
Who the Fuck cares, your son doesn't love you so you have to compensate by buying him gifts

>>715053158
No sir it won't on a normal car but it does on a crown vicooper

>>715049379
>>715049589
>>715049675

But Black Lives Matter....

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>>715051110
He's driving a mini.
They are far from expensive.

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>>715053766

Fucking niggers.
Why they have to be such fuckups and criminals to society

>>715053414
Point taken. I bow before the man's superior engineering skills.

>>715053762
No it's a crown Vic. 2002

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>>715054124
I beg to differ. It's an '88 Mercury Sable.

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>>715053260
>>715052964
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE ASSHOLE WHO LEFT THE GIFT IN HIS FUCKING CAR

>>715048546
you fucking autist
http://people.yellowpages.com/whitepages?first=charles&last=brown&zip=tuscaloosa&state=al&site=79

>>715054567
EXACTLY - THAT'S WHY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE VICOOPER.

>WHY ARE WE YELLING?

>>715052956
As a Finnish person, I can see some sense of irony here. The Jews brought all the slaves to west from Africa and now their offspring fuck shit up.

Welp, niggers gonna nigger

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You can thank me later

>>715048546
Did not know that right-hand-drive cars had go-pedal and clutch reversed.

Interesting.

>>715048546
>keeping electronics in the car
>...in the winter

>>715048546
go fuckyerself u lyan nigger.

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Youre about to loose another 100$ scammer

>Making /b/ great again one dipshit at a time

>>715055087
op drives a nice car and an import. i dont believe that he cant afford an xbox.

>>715051913
this literally represents wat op is doing on the internetz. fu op.

>>715055087
i found your address get ready for some pizza

>>715049887
no legs yet drives car with standard tranny... mmmmmmmk

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>>715055515
>Iris Colon

Is that you Femanon?

I would fuck you sideways and pollinate that fertile womb with my thick pasty superior white seed. And at the same time further secure our people's place in a new and better future.

>>715051710
tf is the story behind this

>>715056260
Google "Knock out game"

>>715056216
Sorry I only fuck niggers
Because size DOES matter

>>715056216
Bet you've got wimmen falling all over you with that attitude.

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you can afford the following:

a car

an xbox one

a son

a family

shut the fuck up saying you're far from well off

>>715048546

To donate, I will require three items photographed clearly:

1) Timestamp with vehicle showing damage.
2) Copy of receipt for XBox One
3) Copy of police report.

I will not be fooled into assisting you, if you cannot supply these,

This is non-negotiable. $100 is little to me, but I will not give to you until I clearly see the need. If you are some ethnic who has damaged someone's vehicle, or are taking advantage of someone's misfortune, you will get nothing.