Good evening sir, you wouldn't happen to know why I pulled

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>>715040503

Yes sir officer

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>>715040503
There aint no dubs in here sir mister officer

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>>715041077
Awshiet

N-Nothing here officer... Just passing by!

Sure thing, officer. I know better than to mess around with dubs. You can check em if you want.

>>715041311
>>715041077
Step out of the vehicle

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>>715041077
HANDS ON THE FUCKIN' GROUND!!

KISS THE CURB DIRTBAG!!!!

THIS IS SQUAD CAR 58 REQUESTING IMMEDIATE BACK UP WE HAVE AN ARMED SUSPECT ON THE PREMISES, RESPOND IMMEDIATELY.

Sup

>>715040503
im not loved by anyone please shoot me even tho im white

>>715041466
kek

>>715041466
but officer...

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>>715041311
WHOA HOLD ON THERE WHITEY, ARMS BEHIND YOUR BACK AND DUBS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

This dude abides!

So many illegal subs today
It would be a shame if someone brought in
Trips?

>>715040503
Officer I'm not black move along

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>>715040503

N-no dubs here sir, I swear

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Can't a black man get to a kfc with out getting pulled over?

>>715041466
No, officer. You are the dubs...

>>715040503
Nigger, I'm just drunklm, no dubbubs to be seen here officer

okay here you go, officer

P-please senõr I just simple Mexican trying to make living in you great country.

>>715040503
I HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE YOU FASCIST COCKSUCKER!

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>>715041529
>>715041509
THESE DUBS ARE GRANTED TO THE STATE AS A SENSE OF POWER AND FOR YOUR SECURITY. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE ARE ONLY UPHOLDING THE LAW.

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>>715040503
I never get dubs, might as well an hero

AM I BEING DETAINED. AM I FREE TO GO.

Yes, sir

>>715041592
Officer you can't do this to me!

>>715041822
Woah there

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>>715040503
fuck you pig

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I'm just your ordinary law abiding arab citizen. No harm here officer.

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uuuhh, no dubs here officer.

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>>715041822
>>715041822

I SAID GET ON THE FUCKIN' GROUND YOU PUNK!!!!

PUT THE DUBS ON THE GROUND IMMEDIATELY AND STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE!!!

i dindu nuffin

>>715041600
^^^ Look officer! Two donut shaped zeros

>>715040503
I swear I did no dub anytime sir

i 100% don't have 2kilo of coke in the trunk

What are these dubs you speak of?

>>715040503
it's alright, I'm a cop too.

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>>715041394
Mister officer these dubs aint mine, they are my sisters

No dubs here, sir. But i have these trips!

>>715040503
If I get dubs, there would be a major assassination in the next two weeks

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>>715040503
Dindu nuffin

>>715040503
I ain't got nothin' Officer

>>715042264
Welp, we're safe

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I'm going to movies fuck off pig

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i've nothing to hide my dude

>>715042389
I heard the new Batman is pretty good.

ok

>>715040503

I jes comn from mehico officer i here wuit muh 7 kids and muh wife no dube here senior

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these singles are mine

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I dindu' nuffin'

>>715040503
Yes officer, dubs is many bad. Good thing there is not a dubs here. Nope, no dubs, never of the time.

>>715040503
Am I being dubtained!?

>>715042533
HALT LAWBREAKER!

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>>715042533
SHIT

Here's my totally not fake ID, officer.

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fuck de police

you never get those dubs

Am I Being detained? Am I free to go? Where's your warrant? This is Fascism. Am I free to go?

Nothing to see here

Dubs here? No way

He dindu nuffin sir

>>715042533
get rektttttttt

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>>715040503

>>715040503
Black Life Matters

Mama says i'm a good boy

I don't fuck with dubs it's trips or nothing

If these are dubs then my suspitions about my wife fucking her co-worker are true

Fuck you cums tain get a real fucking job fucking pig.

>>715043017
Oh, thank god

>>715043017
Gotta be sure, check again

Yea no problem officer

Fuck you
I won't do what you tell me

>>715043130
Last check and she's in the clear

there are no dubs in the trunk..

>>715042186
Well good because we are looking for dubs.

>>715043188
Fuck

trips check 'em

Nothing illegal in here, sir.

PLEASE I DINDU NUFFIN

nothing to see here

>>715040503
Thar be no dubs here officer.

>>715043188
He's a crooked cop!

isnt there like some sort of doughnut convention going on somewhere. Why you stopping me?!

You'll never take me alive!

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>>715040503
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I dindu nuffin

aint nothin to see here, officer

No dubs here

I'm not stashing illegal memes anywhere, I swear.

I don't have any dubs except for a dub of this dank ass marijaLSDMT...

>>715044488

fuck u tripdub nigger, cops get him!

No dubs here

>>715044488
Book'm boys

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>>715044488

>>715044488
Rubba dub dub two dubs in a tub.

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I swear to officer I don't have any gods, Mr. Dubs.

>>715044688

officer u know what to do

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no dubs here officer

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>>715044488

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>>715040503
I'm clean, officer... but this guy down here...

Nothing to see here officer just on my way to collect unemployment for crack

>>715045189
Almost got me there

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I have no dubs

None here

>>715045400
Cuff em

Lord kek please provide me with singles

am i being detained?

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>>715045400
>>715045609
Garbage doesn't get cuffs

No dubs here, sir.
Hey while you're here, would you be interested in buying some kush?

>>715040503
Nothing to hidde.

>>715044666
satan dubtrip checking tripdub... i thought ive seen it all

None here officer

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check em'

No dubs here nig

>>715045762
Fuck

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no dubs here

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>>715040503
IM NOT A NIGGER I AM A DOWNY

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>>715046089

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im g2g

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See ya later officer!

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FBI chill the fuck out sir.

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>>715046768

You'll never take me alive

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bee cool bro im clean

cya nigger

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>>715047022

I swear to singles I'm not dubs officer

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>>715042420
420 nothing too hide yeah right

I never have dubs

>>715040503
Fuck you pig I know my rights.

>>715040503
nothing to see here officer

>>715047677
RUN NIGGA

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>>715047677

>>715047677
Step out of the vehicle faggot

>>715040503
I ain't got no dubs officer, cuz I hate niggers.

>>715047776
Whew

>>715040503
I really have to get to work officer, can you let me off the hook this time?

>>715047929
Go on ahead

Dubs? No I only have singles..

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Me? A dub? Why I never

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check these singles

Lol no dubs here sir im 100% clean

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>>715048155

>>715040503
No problem officer

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If trips i hijack a plane
If quads i set off a nuke

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No dubs in this family Officer.

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hands up dont shoot

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search all you want, you won't find a thing

>>715040503
Kill yourself newfag officer

Trips equal I pull my gun on you,
Quads equal every dub is set free

>>715049088
Please step out of the car.

>>715040503
i dindu nuffin

>>715040503
No dubs pl0x

>>715040503

Here officer. Don't forget who pays your wages.

>>715049207
Rerolling while while not complying

There must be some terrible misunderstanding. You see, I'm white.

Dubs? Sir you must have the wrong guy. The black neighborhood is a few blocks away. I hope you catch that dubs guy. He sounds like a real trouble maker

>>715040503
No prob officer

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>>715049866

sure thing officer. no dubs here

>>715040503
Sure thing officer!

>>715051322
GET 'EM

Of course you can checkem, officer.

>>715051399
STOP HIM! HES ONE OF THEM

>>715051399
done goofed

I'm not a nigger, no dubs here officer.

>>715040503
No problem

RUN

oh shit

>>715040503
Gif

no dubs here, sir

N-n-n-no dubs here s-sir

K eat dick bye

>>715040503
dad

>>715040503
I'm just on my way to church sir.

No Sir I've been Dubs free for years

what reasonable suspicion do you have that makes you think i'm carrying dubs?

>>715040503
Sir, im no nigger.
PFFFT, Only niggrrs have dubs

I'm white Sir, only Nigger Dub

>>715040503
fried chicken?

pl0x

Dubs are for losers I only Quad!

what seems to be the officer problem?

AERGHA I CAN EXPLAIN OFFICER

>>715040503
ez single get

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>>715053677
N-NO OFFICER I SWEAR I HAVE NOTHING

Y-yes m-m-ma'am

>>715040503
Tool

nothing to see here

>>715040503
good evening problem, what's the officer.

Mine's all legal, sir.

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nnnn-nnooo officerrrr. nothing here.

>>715053640
I'll let you off with a warning faggot, but watch yourself.

Nothing in the trunk... Uh, sir?

Of course, officer!

>>715040503
Just be cool and let me do the talking

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DINDU NUFFIN

illegal dubs? Nothing to see here officer

>>715040503
no dubs here, officer.

>>715040503
yeah well fuck you nigger

do i look black to you officer?

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these aren't the dubs you're looking for

>>715040503
you'll never take me alive

No dubs here sir

>>715054988
Get him!

no dubs here sir

>>715054988
these aren't the dubs I'm looking for

>>715054988
move along

yes sir

>>715040503
did you assume my gender?

>>715040503
no officer there's not 4 dead blacks 7 dead and one live jew in my trunk

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>>715054988
WE GOT HIM
WE GOT HIM
TAKE HIM DOWN

dindu nuffin sir

>>715049350
>implying /b/tards pay taxes
you need to have a job for that

Trips for all dubs are released

>>715040503
*steps on gas* fuck that I ain't going back to singles!

>>715040503
nothing here sir

No dubs in this vehicle, officer.

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>>715040503
no dubs here officer

>>715040503
i'm good you divorced fuck