ITT we all talk about the minor deformities on our bodies I'll

my penis is 9 inches

My penis drags along the floor as I walk and I'm 6ft 3" tall

My penis has to vote in a different county.

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>>715039547
>>715039531
I'm intrested

>>715039457
My penis is so big it has its own penis.

my penis is a few inches shorter than it should be

My penis is on the verge of enslaving the human race.
It's also uncut.

>>715039457
My penis has its own birth certificate

>>715040021
that's a funny way of saying you're a dick

my penis has two growths right at the base of my shaft. they stopped growing at around 12 but became saggy afterwards

My penis ate a bowl of nails for breakfast today. Without any milk

My penis has to be registered as a lethal weapon

my nipples are the same color as Steve Harvey's mustache

>>715039457
FUNNEL CHEST MOTHERFUCKER

My penis is not a vagina

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>>715040021
>>715040104
kek'd

>>715039457
my foreskin is too tight for the gargantuan head of my penis

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problems

My penis causes a solar eclipse if I don't get out of bed before dawn.

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My penis tends to rotate cockwise when I'm stressed out

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eat a dick

My penis drags four feet behind me and I'm 6'12"

>>715039457
My penis... just Goddamn

>>715039457
That's no deficiency my friend, it's called having a good reach. Box much?

>>715040591
>cockwise
So it turns in on itself

>>715039457
I have fourteen toenails (three on each pinkie toe, they overlap kinda'), it's not noticeable unless I point it out though.

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When you bout to nut

>>715040858
No, it's just... himself. My cock is a wise cock and knows when to wise

>>715039457
Both of my pinkies are crooked.
Genetic mutation, not broken.
When I put them together they make a "Y".

>>715040889
send pics

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my wife

>>715039457
my jaw is slightly off center, not really noticeable but fucks up my teeth

My index finger on my left hand is pretty crooked.

My penis is average but my bush is a national park.

I have 19 DICKS. One for everyone's mom here.

>>715041006
thats pretty common...

>>715041005
Nice

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Emilee why

My penis broke in half

>>715039457
My shins are slightly shorter than normal and both my thumbs are stubby, though one is noticeably less stubby than the other

I also have abnormally small ears and feet

>>715039457
scoliosis

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i loved you !!!!! why leave me

>>715041337
Does it say except common deformities?
No.
Just trying to contribute cuz I have no dick to say something like the rest of the people in this thread.

>>715039457
My shins are slightly shorter than normal and both my thumbs are stubby, though one is noticeably less stubby than the other

I also have abnormally small ears and feet
>>715041006
My step dad has that

>>715041044
Shit photo because I only have a webcam but here's my foot. I did shitty lines to show it better on top.

I have a bifurcated penis

>>715039457
Left ear is about 2/16ths of an inch lower than the right. Makes me fucking mad, when trying to shave my head, and make the sideburns of my beard even.
Joints click like I'm a fucking walking metronome.

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>>715041847
>>715041044
>>715040889
I forgot the photo because I'm a faggot.

I'm a nigger

>>715039457
>>715041829
Bathtub phone poster problem

>>715042011
is that a dead wolf

>>715041006
my fingers are kind of crooked too.
Not just pinkies though.

They're slightly rotated too.
Since it's supination (direction wise) it kind of helps with guitar, though.

They're skinny with thick knuckles too. I'm basically waiting to get told it's arthritis or just have some twisted club hand when i'm old.

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>>715042123
Yes

>>715042174
me again - bridge of nose is slightly off center, like i broke it. I got kicked in the face in 3rd grade, but I don't think it was broken, so i'm pretty sure it's not that.

>>715039457
I have a weird left wrist which forbids me from touching my left shoulder. I can't hold a fork properly and went through hell to learn how to play guitar and adapt my joints/muscles/bones so it doesn't hurt.
I still hold my guitar like a weirdo too but I don't give a shit.

>>715039457
Left ear
>tiny part blown off
Thumbs
>hitchiker thumb to the extreme, they have 180 degrees of range at the middle part
Left eye
>scar from shrapnel about 1cm long at the crease
My dick has veins that make the number 2, it's kind of funny
>noticed it last year

chin bigger than the other, tailbone too. fucked hairline, hairy, repulsive groin area. i still dont mind though

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is penis an instrument?

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dude why are you clenching my neck

>>715042330
Nice tabby. My best friend was a cat like that, but less hairy and with a chubby belly. He used to eat tinsel and had shiny poop.

>>715039457
Better than one being 2 inches longer!

>>715042681
Holy fuck, I can only imagine one arm longer than the other.

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help me

My arms can't go completely straight

It was always a pain in the ass when I did gymnastics when I was younger. I wasn't allowed on competition team because of it.

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bbbbllllaaassttt from the past

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I have a really crooked septum that never got fixed when I broke it. The bridge of my nose is starting to gradually curve now too.

>>715042579
also tounge always naturally curls i dont what this means

>>715042646
Thanks, your cat sounds like he was a charm. Mruu has clipped ears from frostbite as a kitten and can't meow right, she just squeeks and chirps or opens her mouth and makes no sounds. So I guess she's deformed a bit as well, we make a good team. She's a whore for pets as well, I love her.

>>715040889
pics please, make this thread great again

>>715043323
You're an idiot.

>>715043074
I had another light colored tabby rescue who would only squeak, cutest thing ever.

I had to get rid of both of them when I moved. It's even worse that they were my therapy cats for ptsd.

Give Mruu a treat for me please.

>>715042904
so how do you hug, do you maneuver your half bent arms around them?

>>715043016
A buddy of mine got a severe head injury when his mrap rolled, his hands and tongue curls. He had some brain damage.

>>715041858
2/16ths? So an 1/8 retard?
Fucking Muricans

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>>715042969
Owen Wilson has the same thing, women still like him. Take pride in being different.

>>715043507
think your the only one here that cares

>>715043507
Sure, whatever makes your cock hard. Not sure why it matters.

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>>715039457
>average height 5'10"
>implying

>>715043400
why?

my rib cage protrudes out

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>>715040104
Underrated post

>>715043963
mine too

>>715039457
I have an extra bone in my left hand

>>715043944
Pic is here bub.
>>715042011

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>>715044095
>>715043963

Same here!

I have some cyst on my left jaw and every time I clench my jaw or crunch my teeth it pops up(it can get fixed by surgery though). Also my teeth aren't centered but my jaw doesn't look uneven.

>>715043906
An average is an average for a reason. Fucking retardo faggot.

>>715039457
>I'm missing a vertabrae,
>I'm missing two ribs
>I have this funky bump on my ear
>my toenails used to grow sideways into my toes until I had surgery
>I can do the W curl thing with my tongue
>my nose is asymetrical and kind of goes to the side
>and yet i'm still more attractive than most of you fags.

>>715044510
but one rib side protrudes more then the other side

>>715044713
Settle down, John.

>>715042598
Harder daddy

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>>715044713
>sounds like robinow syndrome that commonly includes the lack of ribs, vertebrae, and the malformation of cartilaginous tissue.

Pic related
>It's robinow syndrome

>>715044095
>>715044510
are you fags guys or girls

>>715045140
black.

>Asks what deformities anon's have
>Doesn't expect them all to say "my penis is -insert length- or any dick joke

>>715045176
right. do you know what it is called tho

>>715045140
I lost 7 kilos last year and then it happened, it looks like shit but what can you do

I outlined the veins on my left wrist once when I was in primary school and got in trouble because it looked like the word 'Kill'

my penis is like a string of sausages but without the notches

i lost 45 kilos after my sex change......

>>715039457
Fucking lucky cunt OP, that would give you such a good reach of you did boxing

>>715045137
No. Just a few relatively harmless oddities. No syndromes or anything like that. The ribs and vertebrae thing is not common but not that rare. Still, i'm 5 foot 7 but with the arms and legs of someone who is 5 foot 10 my jeans size is 27x32

None I'm perfect

>>715039665
Because you're an immigrant nigger

>>715039457
Both of my pinkies are about an inch shorter than they should be.
Hinders ability to play musical instruments.

My brain and dick are larger than everyone elses

>>715045880
Trumpet?

he left

>>715045364
It's called bird chest.

>>715045667
sucks that im a weak faggot with no athletic prowess

>>715045690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYVIAP-JwHM

Oh, I remember you! So you have an abnormally small body to extremity ratio, and are a manlet.

sick. i gotta boun cu

>>715046172
Well, if you're like me and have the same 7' or so wingspan, it really doesn't matter. You can pretty much just 'no bitch' them and throw 'em a king hit right at the end.

My nipples are puffy and i want to fucking kill myself for this

>>715045570
gud or bad?

>>715046522
Just do a flip on your way off the bridge.

>>715046522
are you a man or a woman

>>715046522
Puffy nips are the best. Do you ever milk them? >>715046456
what the fuck.

I'm 5'10" and have a 69.5" "wingspan", that means you have an 84" arm reach side to side. That would only be proportionate on a 7' tall person.

Pectus excavatum, it affects my breathing and posture but only way to fix it is to get a 30cm metal bar shoved between my sternum and my heart.

Feels bad man.

>>715039457
How long should ones arms be?

>>715047729
your extended width should be equal to your height