I'm tired of having a small penis. Looked for it in the

>>715023066
Kill yourself and hope you have better luck in the next life.

Weights

tie a 90kg weight to the end of your cock and swing your hips until it stretches out

pegym.com
/thread

>>715023151
This

>>715023190
>>715023151
Idiots. Okay.
Next? Someone more serious?

>>715023288
Another idiot. Cool. Next

>>715023066
>>715023417
this shit doesn't work.
Buy a rubber one or do this >>715023151

>>715023257
Will read about it. Thanks. You're don't seem like one of those idiots. Cool.
Someone else can actually add something?

>>715023066
Surgery otherwise its not happening.

>>715023575
Those pornstars doesn't seem to have had surgery. Nor they seem to have a naturally grown penis either...

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>>715023575
True dat

>>715023537
I'm not a fag, anon.
I want a bigger dick to fucker people, not to be fucked.

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>>715023743
Fucker people. Men maybe.

Jelqing worked for me... it's slow, and you need to commit to it, but I went from 5.5 to 7" in about a year...

>>715023882
Typos. Hope you get the idea.
I want a bigger dick to fuck people, not to be a sissy.

>>715023562
Yeah you just have to be patient and do the exercises at least five times a week. Also, I would advice against warming up your entire scrotum before doing them, because balls don't like heat and your spermcount/fertility drops radically. Warm your dick with a towel and then do stretches and/or jelqs and then use a penis pump if you want. Pump gives you at least girth, stretching and jelqs can help with length.

>>715024021
why not say fuck women? you know why? cuz u are not sure what your sexuality is

>>715023743
since your deduction powers are poor i'll finish the sentence for you.
"Buy a rubber one" and replace your own with it.

>>715023984
Enlighten me what is jelqing ?

>>715023984
That seems like something actually reliable. Will look further.
Unless you can actually provide how this works right now, maybe a tl;dr version?

>>715024263
fat idiots pulling on their cock expecting results.

>>715023066
Cut it off. They can do penis transplants now.

>>715024263
It's basically a cross between massaging and stretching your dick... look it up, it's not hard to find instructions.

>>715023984
commit = a year?
how old are you? Remember you must be 18 at least to be here.

>>715024375
I permanently gained 1.5" over 12 months with it. Your loss if you can't commit to something.

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One does not simply make ones penis larger

>>715023066
there's that operation where they pull the ball skin back to expose more shaft? kek. that's why in some porn the dude balls look further back then they should be, insta-boner kill into keks.

>>715023673
They aren't pornstars because they would be good at acting or they would be great at sex either. They have big dicks and that's about it. If they don't look natural it's because they are full of pills or have been forced to have a hard-on for hours without cumming. The only way is with a surgery, but why the fuck do you even care, it's not a big deal

>>715023066
by a bathmate extreme, join the mattersofsize forums

>>715024594
>Your loss if you can't commit to something.
Dude no one fucking cares holy shit

>>715024959
Maybe not for cucks. But i don't plan on being a cuck, anon.

>>715025116
nice argument
he gained some size while you're whining like a bitch

>>715025117
is this just to impress your boyfriend? because most women will not care as long as you are in the average range of 5-7".
Fags care more about cock size than chicks.

blow in your thumb very very hard

Nothing you can do. Accept it and move on.

>>715023066
1. Define small.
2. The average is around 5inch and a bit

>>715025339
As if women should be believed at all.
If you believe in lies like that, you're being invited to be a cuck.

>>715025665
Also, exercises, surgery etc will damage your potency. You won't be able to stay as hard, or for as long.

>>715025665
Don't know how to measure in inches. but my penis is about 7-10cm, but it's now enough for me.

>>715025740
You're a retard virgin, who only scull knowledge comes from porn. Anythng over about 7 can hurt.

>>715025881
It's not enough*

>>715023257
and
>>715025074
Are proven to be effective. I haven't tried the bathmate but I did do a jelqing exercise from pegym.com for about 3 months. I gained 1/4 inch. I gave up because I was lazy and tired of always having my dick in my hand.

>>715025933
Yeah. Found another idiot. Next.

>>715025881
Ok. On the small side but not a micro penis.

Lose weight and trim your pubes, not shave them. Raise theurge to compensate by bulk g up with muscle. It'll make you look smaller.

>>715026127
Nice comeback, faggot. You clearly know nothing.

>>715026211
Raise theurge? What the fuck is that?

>>715026271
Hey. You're throwing labels. I'm doing the same.
I'll not argue with childs. Accept the sticker and move on. As i said. NEXT.

>>715026304
Resist the urge.

I can type faster than my tablet can keep up.

>>715026370
I'm talking from experience.

>>715026519
Yeah yeah, heard that before. From people even more rude than you. Got your point about hughmongous size, but that's not what's i'm going for.
I'm don't know the exact metrics since my country does not work with inches.

>>715026827
>even more rude

Even ruder.

Also, you seem to be confused. You're still a faggot.

>>715023190
Then say goodbye to your dorsal vein, who needs it anyways right guys?

>>715026827
Also, you're first comment was
>As if women should be believed at all.

>>715027079
English is not my first language.
Then again. You're stalling the line. Idiot. NEXT

>>715027307
Is that like my dorsal fin? Can im not much of a swimmer.

>>715027316
Your point?

It can't be done anon. I've also looked into this. It's not a muscle, it's tissue. No pill will target that one area.

Surgery can fuck it up and exercises are fruitless or dangerous (jelqing). The most feasible answer I found was this device that is made in Britain and basically stretches your penis all day. It's a hidden contraption that pulls it taught. The theory was that under this sight strain micro fissures would appear in the two large veins that provide blood to the penis. As cells die and get replaced with new ones, they would regenerate a slightly more amount to help compensate with the strain, ever so slightly lengthening the penis, whose underlying structure determined the length. You'd wear it for like a year and could get maybe an inch.

The gains over time were small and the science sounded reasonable. But I never bought it because it was like $400.

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>>715027403
The answers yes.

>>715027540
You started throwing insults around, like the angry, bitter beta you are.

>>715023066
OP pics or gtfo

>>715025074
i had bathmate x30 used for about a month every second day. i started at roughly 7 inches and 5 girth, finished with .5" increase in girth. honestly though i HATE shaving my dick hairs and u have too shave all the time for good suction so i gave up ...but its 3 months later and i still have the girth gains

>>715027659
Yeah yeah. Personal attacks. Same useless babbler that poisons the internet. You really have nothing useful for me. Next.

>>715027644
Shit. It would be hell to get it overseas too. Will look into it. But yeah, doesn't seem worth it.

>>715027915
Sounds like I struck a nerve. You should also get some new material.

You're such a retard.
>all girls are liars

I suppose you think all girls are whores.

>>715028161
>>715027915
Can you fucking shut the fuck up already you autismos
>>715028161
You especially

>>715028161
And what's your opinion on the matter?
I'm bored and need stuff to kill time. Plus, i don't need "New material" cause i don't find fun to argue over nonsense or defend a vague sense of honor to strangers in internet.

>>715028256
k dad.

>>715024375
>>715024435
I've been watching YouTube yoga challenge videos and my gains were 4 inches!

>>715028503
My point, is that you're a failure with women and thus refer to all women as whores, projecting your own insecurities.

>>715028691
Good point. Anything more you want to prove? Feeling like you achieved something yet? Ooh! Do some Freudian talk! Analise me!
That is my kink. C'mon! Talk about me and my mother, cause i love it!

Come on guys we are here to solve the age old question of how to make our dicks bigger. Not to argue about women.

>tfw only 5.5"
>i can talk to girls and get dates
>although always have to end it with them before sex or find a reason to leave during a makeout session if they try and touch my crotch

My life is an embarrassment and wouldn't be able to present my dick without being ridiculed. Considering getting a hooker, but I feel like getting mocked by a hooker for my small dick will be the straw that breaks that camel's back and i will finally snap

>>715029222
i cri evri tiem

>>715029110
You gave me a smirk. And you're actually right. I'm just wating to see new posts relating to the subject, meanwhile, i want to see how long this guy will go on trying to prove something in the internet.
If he actually had any experience in life, he would know that these things aren't useful to anyone and prove nothing.

>>715029222
>tfw only 5.5"
You mean tfw average and therefor larger than 50% of men? What are you crying about?

>>715028928
You still haven't tried to actually refute anything I've said. You're just being defensive.

>>715028629
>>715029110
Girls wearing tights and stretching don't make your dick big?

>>715029396
Why should i?

>>715029406
My thoughts exactly.

>>715029385
5.5" is the worldwide average, I know. But I'm not in a country like India or China where women are used to micropenises. I'm white and live in a white country. I'm pretty sure women here are expecting at LEAST 7"

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>>715023066
Anon, if there was an actual way to make your dick bigger, you wouldn't have to ask 4chan. It would have been common knowledge. I can promise you that if there's a pill out there that actually makes cock grow, then it would be advertised in every country across the globe and be one of the best selling drugs in the world

>>715029606
What's your source?

>>715029472
Again, you're being a dick for no other reason. M remarks stand true.

>>715029942
Seconding

lose weight

your dick doesn't actually get bigger, but there is less buried under fat

compare your dick size when the ruler is bone-pressed compared to when it just barely touches your skin, and that's how much more size you could have if you lost weight

>>715029942
This is common knowledge, do your research.

>>715030491
Maybe it's knowledge to retards you who get their knowledge of sex from porn.

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If you're >21 years old and you're still insecure about the size of your average-sized penis... you need to get a fucking life.

Most grills just want attentive lovers. Get down there and eat the pussy, for fuck's sake. Kiss her stomach, her thighs. Ask her what the fuck she likes and what she wants you to do, and then do it. She'll cum buckets.

Very few grills want to get gorilla-fucked by some 8.5" horse dick. I've met a few of them who do want that, and I'm pretty sure they all had gonorrhea anyway.

Having a big dick is impressive, but that's all it is. It's like a parlor trick. Good for a laugh, for novelty's sake, but that's about it.

>>715025507
underrated

>>715029606
solution: move to korea, or another chinkhole instead of trying jelqing and ending up with a dead dick

>>715030464
This. Your cock looks bigger when you're skinny.

>>715023984
its called puberty faggot

>>715030389
No. That was a question.
Why should i try to refute anything you say?
Why should i prove you wrong?
What do i gain from it if i'm sucessfull?
The respect of someone i don't know and will never meet in real life? The pride of have defended a vague sense of honor?
Let me add to your experience since you haven't been in the internet long enough it seems... When in any discussion, personal insults begin to be thrown, it ceases to be a discussion. it's a yelling match. A useless attempt to discredit anything the other says until the whole debate is rendered meaningless. No one have nothing to prove but that the other person doesn't deserve any credit, no matter the argument they might try to express.
They don't have anything to prove or disprove, so they resort to ad-hominens and other fallacies.
Why should i engage in that with you?
This is not me being a dick. I'm asking you. Why should i try to refute what you say?

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>>715023066
jelqing.

Seriously, google it.

Kill a nigger take his and bleach the shit out of it.

>>715031069
You seem upset.

>>715030888
Checked

Also, I remember when I was taking Adderall and never fucking ate. My dick looked enormous. Then again, you could also see my hip bones and shit

>>715030854
kek.
> Want to grow your cock bigger?
> go where all the small cocks are.
> You'll be a giant.
It's actually nice and made me chuckle. Nice one anon. :P

>>715030821
clearly he cant use his dick. suicide is the only choice

>>715031069
Now THIS is autism.

>>715023066
there is no way op, jelqing is real all results are just natural dick growth from puberty and there have been actual medical research done into it that shows you just damage the fibers of your cock, one fucker on here a couple days ago said his looked like an hourglass after

>>715031180
And you stil haven't answered any of my questions. Did you hit a wall already? Or do you want to keep this "lol u mad" thing going?
Cause i'm not upset. I'm just bored.

>>715031736
fuck "isn't*"

>>715027307
>implying your veins wouldn't stretch just as much as the rest of your dick over time

learn to anatomy you scrub

>>715031570
You don't really know what autism is, do you?

>>715025507
Kek

>>715025933

He's not wrong. My last girlfriend would always complain; as a result never got laid, and lead to resent each other. Break up was inevitable.

>>715023066
OP

You can add literally up to 1 inch of penis length for around 7500 us dollars. 100% success rate and no your insurance will not cover it unless you can prove its part of a mental health therapy.

>>715031747
You never answered any of mine, you rediculous man. You just threw insults.

>>715032147
lol. That's new. Could someone actually do that by feign a mental disorder?

>>715023444
Next
>next
>next

I have nothing else

>>715032147

You can also add about 3-5 decent priced whores for that amount who don't give a shit about your dick size. (Money = Dick Size x 2.5)

ITT: op will forever be small and insecure aswell as damaged after jelqing

>>715032454
Yeah.

Penis enlargement surgery is among the top cosmetic surgeries provided every single day.

>>715032373
You didn't made any questions. Look at the messages. You just made assumptions and expected me to refute them. I, in the otherhand, made questions.

>>715032008
>My last girlfriend would always complain; as a result never got laid, and lead to resent each other. Break up was inevitable.

Then she wasn't girlfriend material. Why the fuck would you put up with that? Someone who cares for you and respects you, will treat you as such.

>>715032683
It's like arguing with rain man. Just stay beta.

>>715032709

I was dumb. Lamest 2 years ever.

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>>715023066
Why does the shorter guy have bigger dick?

Look into bathmate hydromax. Been using the x30 for months n my cock is Def thicker. It hasn't gotten much longer, but Def thicker. I don't think it made my cock grow, but it helps it reach its full erect potential.

>>715023444
Who replies to people they don't want to talk to? NEXT

>>715032008
she complained because you didnt know when to stop going deeper? no...really?

sounds like youre just a fucking spastic retard

/tipsfedora

>>715023066

Lower abdominal exercises. Worked for me. Only part that sucks is trying to keep up on them.

>>715032789
Not relevant. Not trying to prove anything here.

>>715032848
I'm bored and need something to do. That's why. NEXT.

>>715032999

Didn't go very deep. Just a vagina like a tuna can. Very shallow.

If I could go back in time, with what I know now, I would've made a business plan straight out of high school and started a penis enlargement business. Uselss pills, useless pumps, useless stretching programs, maybe advertising on websites to collect information and resell etc. Holy shit, exploiting other men's insecurities is a fucking goldmine. There still may be time though... at least now I technically have the capital........

>>715032824
Well, don't be bitter about it. Move on and enjoy yourself.

>>715032842
Perceived dick size is relative to height and build.

I have a 7.5 inch cock and I'm 6'4 and weight 250ish lbs. and I'm wide as hell in the shoulders. My hands and feet are huge too.

My dick looks fucking hilarious on my body.

Short men are tiny, tiny hands, tiny frames, tiny feet, tiny torso, average dick = instant perception of large cock

Anyone tried using the bathmate? Does it work?

>>715033216
She was petite aka child-size wasnt she?

most petite girls have a vaginal depth of between 5.5 and 7 inches max.

>>715023066
how smal? women don´t actually like big dicks, they say they do and then complain that it hurts and cry if you stick it all the way in. Women in general don´t know what the fuck they want, just get an virgin or tight asian girl to fuck, if the pussy is tight then she will like your smal dick better than anything.

>>715032848
Autists. They crave the attention

>>715033446
Spoken like so one whose still in school.

>>715033397

Pretty small. 5'2" around 110 lbs.. That is good info to know.

>>715033556
yeah, college

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>>715033675

>>715034096
Community?

>>715034198
Jesus Christ... That's horrifying

>>715034096
what are you studying?

>inb4 Womens Studies

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>>715034294

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>>715023066

Kegels, edging, jelqling...they'll all help you get harder and feel bigger.

Easier said then done, but being alpha confident and knowing how to pleasure a woman will also do the job. Nothing wrong with playing with her clit while you stuff a 10" dildo in her. She just wants you to take control.

Also, cock rings are pretty awesome. I'm slightly above average but the constriction makes me feel like mandingo.

>>715034295
law, why?

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>>715034253
>pic related
>its what you look like getting so triggered over that anon

>>715034530
really? anything specific?

I'm interested in Immigration Law myself

>>715034533
Nice try, faggot. Coming back with a one word wittiesm ishardly beng triggered. You're just projecting.

>>715034440
Sauce?

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>>715034735

>>715025933
This. I'm about 6.5 inches and a lot of the times I can't put it all the way in before my wife says it hurts because it's too deep. It also depends on the position and level of arousal though.

stretching gave me an inch over 6 months

>>715034721
http://edu.mah.se/en/Program/SAIMA/

here you go

>>715023066
You don't.

>>715023257
>threading your own post
Faggot.

>>715023575
Dont do surgery, will just fuck up your dick

>>715035419
OP here. That was not my post.

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the secret is PROPYLHEXEDRINE! it's contained in benzedrex inhalers. you need to pull the tips off of them and slice the cotton into four pieces. swallow 2-4 inhalers worth of cotton. within 2 hours you'll be looking down at your penis going "OH YEAH BABY, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH SUCH A BIG DONG?!?!"

http://www.drelist.com/penile-lengthening-surgeries/

There have been real clinical studies that those xtender deviced do work. But they're a pain to walk around with (many hours a day, 6-7 days a week , and u can't exactly go around town with those)

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>>715035296
> Degree of Bachelor in Social Sciences or Humanities

fuck that Swedish bullshit... I have a degree in the medical field.

love the nigger on the program page too

like you guys need any more muslims or niggers

No. There is no way to enlarge your penis. Don't think if there were everyone would know about it? And that person would be the richest person on the planet.

You better just learn to embrace the size of your penis and move along. There's way more important things to life besides having a big dick and having sex.

>>715036699
They also reduce efficiency. Ie you can't. Get as hard etc.

Also, basement dwelling would be he only ones to benefit. Well them and their waifu pillows.

Surgery through your anus bitch

>>715033397
Good to know. Will find petite woman

>>715027821
I used the bathmate hercules for 3 months straight, gained about 2cm in lenght and some girth (didn't measure before). After 6 months of not using it, I've lost pretty much all I gained. Good thing is, my dick got (and stayed) way bigger when flaccid, which was a big insecurity before.

>>715036025
Lol, meth dick is fun, brings me back. What's jerking off like on benzedrex? Is the high any good?

>>715023066

Be reborn into the cult of Phalos. He'll add three inches.

>>715036728
true that, too many niggers but I´m not a swede myself so I don´t care

>>715038337
Off by one. =(

>>715023066
No....not yet

that feel when you got the 7" stick dick

>>715023066
I don't know if this is just me, but I have gained a bit of length and girth after I started going to the gym. Perhaps as a very sedentary person I was lacking Testosterone and gained back a decent level of it after I started lifting. Anyone had the same experience?

>>715023066
Them's just your genetics m8. You pulled the short straw and you just got to live with it.

>>715038748
Probably you just uncovered some of it previously covered by fat

>>715023066

Have you actually had sex with a girl? Serious question, it is important for my following instructions.

>>715038934
I thought that too but I haven't lost all too much weight (or fat) in that time and my girlfriend attests to it being actually bigger.

>>715034947
If you couldn't read that, you really are retarded

>>715024337
In a way, it's like how muscles repair themselves. By forcing the blood into your penis, you stretch, and tear the blood vessels. And when they repair, they're bigger than they were before. Just like muscles.

Now if you're wondering "Well, why does it repair itself to be larger?" That's because there is an apparent need for them to be larger. If you lift something like a can of pop all day, you're muscles are never going to get bigger. Why? Because they don't need to be bigger to accomplish what you need them to.