Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>715001435 Rules: >Claim

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>>715015790
I woke up an hour ago and had some breakfast and coffee.
Got to a point in FFX where all I need to do is run around like a madman and capture all the things.
>>715015926
Humor isnt in the eyes. Its in the spleen. Everyone knows this. Though you can get a humor from the eyes.

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Sameji claim'd

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>>715016060
Then I join!

>>715015790
How is life treating you tho? That is the real question.

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Miho claimed

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>>715016183
The lewdest!

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Shiro claimed.

>>715015945 (Khorosho Alice)
I'm not judging you. I wouldn't mind having that many pictures of her either, but my collection is very small.
Why claim Alice though, when you seem like someone you understands that loli is life.

>>715016146
Ha ha, I was of joke. We of course do not eat eyes but spleen, look how funny because of interchange of organs.

>>715016183
Is she an athlete?

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Claim

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>>715016296
I know how to be lewd without showing the private parts.

>>715016341
Considering that she can blow up a moon, yes?

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>>715016341
Because I love Alice, and bote waifus are heavily judged anyway

>>715016448
Evening Syndra <3

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>>715015417

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Imagine the kind of Loli sex I'll get myself into

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>>715016448
Kitty!

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>>715016430
Nah, I was talking about the taped nipples.

>>715016453
>heavily judged
What pleb would value the talk of others higher than true love?
Hibiki a cute!

>>715016563
kys

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>>715016650
It works out fine anyway, since I love Alice more than any other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>715016430
Those are the best lewds, hands down.

>>715016567
>Sexualising the waifu
Disgusting!

>>715016567
None with that thumbnail

>>715016650
Ponies sind also in Ordnung, aber Hunde nicht?

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>>715014650
I'm not really sure to be honest. Maybe it's because someone is getting a laugh out of it? I dunno.

>>715014794
Thanks bby
And I know, it could've made it undrivable. I would've been ticked if that was the case.

>>715014805
True, but I'm not sure how I could claim injury from a 5 mph smack to the front quarter panel. If it was from behind, maybe...

>>715015790
It's alright, I'll live. Their insurance guys are gunna come out and inspect muh car I guess.

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>>715016296
lost you there

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>>715016341
The interchange of organ can be funny. Look, I swapped heart and brain. Now chest is severely deformed.
>>715016453
Bote heresy is judged harshly. OG Bote waifu are alright.

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Curze.

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>>715016921
Whiplash

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>>715016921
Hmm, it only hurts me, so I really can't see why you'd like it.

>>715016922
And I lost you too. Welcome back lewd anon!

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Wheres the guy that always posts Tomoko?

I don't recognize any of you people.

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>>715017086
image cap got me
what does that text on your image says?

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Had a shower

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>>715017080
From the front quarter panel?! If it happened a bit further towards the door, I could probably get away with it, but...

>>715017086
I'm probably just a tad masochistic or something.

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>>715016650
Oh no, she just doesn't want to show them off.

>>715016780
Those are the best lewds to show a person because showing other kinds just makes me ashamed of myself for showing off my wife naked.

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Im being ignored and that makes me sad.

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>>715016990
I can understand why. I don't think they would make greatest waifus anyway though. I just think Hibiki a cute
>>715017238
Was it wet?

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>>715017224
Why do all human women look exactly the same naked? So unappealing.

Also I need multiple waifus.

>>715016763
How many Alcie pics you got?

>>715016891
Du glaubst doch nicht, dass ich auch nur einmal in meinem Leben gecloppt hätte?!
Ich spiel ja bei solch manchem Spaß mit, aber das hier geht zu weit.

>>715016990
Har har har, and head is dead! Is rhyme! Very fun, your country is very humor!

>>715017300
Bore.

>>715017238
First time this year?

>>715016883
kys

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カラミチーマス

>>715017445
Only 1200, including edits. There's so much less

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>>715016453
Bote waifus are alright if you actually love botes and have interest in WW2 and that kind of crap.
A lot of people fall into that meme just for the moe blobs tho.

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Claiming Chillin

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>>715017445
Forgot pic.

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>>715017224
No idea really, Just liked the image of Chara getting slapped for posing like she's some kind of idol.

>>715017285
Well, well, well, I can work with that!

>>715017300
Yeah, I agree. I can't even give a proper reason why I like teasing pics.

>>715017417
Welcome to waifu!

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>>715016146

>Running like a madman

This os what we do when we are alive, too
Running to get money, to get a job, to get a girl, a house, a family.

Everything is about running.

>>715015945

Hm?
I don't understand

>>715016183

I dunno.
Good.
I treat life like a princess so I'm getting that good pussy.

>>715016206

Maggot in debt.
Filth of the society.

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>>715017445
Bone :^)

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Dog sex is amazing I just finished up inside my shepherd.

How are you guys doing this afternoon?

>>715017492
If only you could drink miku's love juices

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>>715017545
Oh, thank you. I was about to leave in sadness and sorrow. Im glad that someone actually cares about me being here.

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>>715017445
Second time today.

>>715017361
It involved a lot of water indeed. Showers tend to do that in my experience.

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>>715017545
It's called a fetish mate.

>>715017547
I treat life neutral, that is why nothing ever fucking happens. ree..

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>>715017545
maybe she tried to be and Idol or something
lewd tongue


>>715017404
fuck off
>>715017238
good taste

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>>715017285
Then dont worry about it just make them fix it.

>>715017547
Says the 15 year old that lives with mom and dad still.

>>715017485
>Only 1200
>Only
>1200
I only have 37 pics

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>>715017680
Dorn you asshole.

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>>715017485
Your subconsciousness knows that you love Hibi 3 times more.
Accept your feelings, don't feel ashamed!

>>715017583
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>>715017666
>checked
That's not good for your skin and hair though.

>>715017613
kys

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>>715017666
why did you claim a dude on a waifu thread

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>>715017492
I love moe blobs :(
Cute loli girls make me melt
>>715017547
I'm not sure. I just had the urge to say that
>>715017666
But what does Satan need of water? Wouldn't that be a bad thing?
>>715017746
They're not all useable though. Some are downright awful, but I can't bring myself to delete Alice
>>715017801
My subconscious is a lying slut then.
>lolis a best though

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>>715017650
Well, sorry either way. How come you decided to join waifu?

>>715017696
Teasing is also considered a fetish?
What a time to be alive...

>>715017729
A genocidal idol maybe.

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>>715017729
Why are you so mad buddy. Nothing wrong with lots of animal sex. I mean a lot of it. Like... everyday for a year straight.

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Daily reminder that there is only one true waifu, and that all other waifu are false before her.

>>715017238
This guy gets it.

le xD

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>>715017361
They're basically just waifu bait. People only made an anime to justify their existance, really.
>>715017445
Head is not dead. Person still lives. Power of modern medicine!
>>715017547
Sometimes you need to slow down and just work through some muck though.

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>>715017545
W-What?

>>715017730
That's the plan!

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>>715017876
tbh, anything is a fetish. Liking boobs is a fetish, liking ass is a fetish.

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>>715017876
so you picked the genocide route ?

>>715017445
>Du glaubst doch nicht, dass ich auch nur einmal in meinem Leben gecloppt hätte?!
Das ist richtig. Es ist wohl nicht bei einem mal geblieben wenn du dir sogar eine Figur gekauft hast.

>dirty roll

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Can't have just one waifu.

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pic related

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>>715018219
kek a new one! Saved!

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>>715017801
I had to, I didn't get to have a thorough cleaning this morning, but I didn't want to go out without at least a little bit of time in there.

>>715017873
I don't know. I like water though. It's pretty safe to say I wouldn't be able to survive without it.

>>715017848
Rei's not a dude.

>>715017873
I only use about 18 of them

>>715018219
If you're erping you need a * or -
*Like this*
-Or this-

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>>715018000
It was a joke, I'm not a good dom.

>>715018018
This world is amazing. Overcomplicating everything.

>>715018096
I picked all routes

Neutral -> Pacifist -> Genocide

I liked all of them

>>715018219
hehe

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Anyone here have a pet?

>>715017848
It clearly says at the top
>Claim your waifu/husbando

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>>715017873
It's okay if you don't feel comfortable accepting it yet, but if you ever find the strength, I'm here to aid you.

>>715017945
Har har. Brain is taken from head and body heavily damage. Much pain, very fun. Like bodyless dog in soviet russia.

>>715018331
Meh, it's not much of a problem if you only do in once in a while it doesn't become a habit.
Did you take out the waifu to a fancy restaurant?

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>>715018331
now now anon, no need to lie to us. that is a definite trap

>>715018344
i dont know wtf erping is

>>715018018
I'd disagree with this actually. Liking something that you'd find on a normal healthy human being is a preference. Fetish usually implies a more intense feeling / more focused lust.

>>715018331
>Rei's not a dude.

ARE YOU ASSUMING HER GENDER???????????
[spoiler]Because you'd be right[/spoiler]

>>715018547
Please kindly leave the internet and never come back. I'll show you to the exit

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>>715018409
which did you like the most?

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>>715017945
I watched the anime, it was fun to watch
>>715018331
I hope you're right. I don't want you to disappear :(
>>715018344
That's unfortunate
>>715018505
STOP PROMOTING HERESY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nice pantsu

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Man the daytime posters are nowhere near as interesting or entertaining as the late night ones.

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>>715017873
Sure, they are amazing fap material or just a source of relaxing moe. But if that's enough for you to want to marry one even though you don't have any interest in their background story then you should feel bad about yourself.

>>715018729
You're unfortunate

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>>715018505
Very much. Soviet Russians no make good use of head. Best to give it the human voicebox. Then can hear screams of pain from enemies!
>>715018729
Heresy is a meme

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>>715018642
autism speaks. sorry, i'm breaking up this safe space

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>>715018409
No, when you think that anything can be a fetish, even eating a sandwich, the world is actually pretty simple.

>>715018585
And sorry, I did say "like", I meant having a BIG lust toward the bodypart/action/thing. It's just some people like ass a LOT. That would make it an ass-fetish. And again, I am no expert, it's just how I think it is from all my knowledge.

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>>715018699
The neutral one blew my mind the most.

I think if I wasn't half spoilered it would've been the genocide route.

>>715018931
Well... okay, point taken... I mean brushing teeth is a fetish thanks to monogatari

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikCjmi2awIE

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>>715018827
I looked too far into Alice's before I got far enough into the Manga, ruined a few parts of it for me :(
Bote history is kind of cool, but not interesting enough for me to sit down and read about.
>>715018828
That's unfortunate
>>715018836
I know, but it's a fun one

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>>715017730

>15 years old

You believed me when I said I was 13, didn't you?
Holy fucking shit you are honesly a looser. Not only you cannot think, but your life sucks, too.

>>715017696

Hmm. God knows. Life is pretty intresting for me.

>>715017873

I understand, cute.

>>715017945

True words.
What are you listening to?

>>715018000

Here, here.
Show me those people and I'll make their life a nightmare.
They will be in debt like Miho LMAO.

>>715018842
> safe space

There is a difference between a safe space and just straight up not being welcome

>>715018931
> I meant having a BIG lust

I got you fam

>>715019049
You're unfortunate -_-

>>715018842
Ok

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Where are all the funny and interesting people at?

This thread is boring.

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>>715018729
Now that we are done with denial and anger, how about we bargain a bit?

>>715018836
Har har, Slavs and Baltics no real human, scream of pain fun.
It's fun because Slavs were abused and enslaved so much that the very word 'slave' is named after them.

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>>715018547
I don't plan on making it.
No, but today was my first day at my new job and I value personnal hygiene quite a bit actually.

>>715018547
I don't really feel the need to lie on the internet.
I advice not feigning ignorance.

>>715018729
That make one of you then.

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>>715016921
speaking of underivable, your front disks look worn to hell

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>>715019276
They got rejected for being interesting.

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>>715019016
Oh god, that scene. I honestly felt uncomfortable when I was watching it.
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>>715019078
It's just that I live in a really small town and I know nearly everyone by face now. I got a repeating job that actually makes it a bit more fun since tourist customers. But all else is boring as hell.

>>715019140
VERY BIG MANY LUST!!

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>>715019427
I miss the Tomoko poster who's always on here.

>>715019121
Who is this guy and why does everyone keep posting him?

>>715019016
Hello I've seen you before Chara poster.

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>>715019078
How are you enjoying your break from school? Still a couple more weeks to go, right?
>>715019144
I feel unfortunate -_-
>>715019284
Bargain? What are we bargaining about
>>715019304
I'm not sure what you mean

>>715019276
That's Chen's line

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>>715019049
True.
>>715019078
Nothing as yet. Trying to avoid my neice and Paw Patrol.
>>715019284
>but Im part slav
>

>>715019589
Ok -_-
So do i

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>>715018409
Heh, of course not!

>>715019078
#Rekt
>I'm not doing much better in the debt department though

>>715019328
My brake rotor?

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>>715019140
waifu faggot, you don't have the right to tell me i'm not welcome when you waifu faggots are the scourge of 4chan

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>>715019078
Be you are under age everyone in TS knows it.

And FYI my debt is almost gone.

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>>715017848
I just felt really bad for poor `ol Konrad. He never had anybody.
>>715017876
I`ve lurked a bit before, as I saw those threads as intresting, so I decided to join in. Konrad might not be my waifu, I consider him more like a close friend. A friendfu?
Also sorry for how long it took, my net died.

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>>715019714
We can't possibly be any worse than g/fur threads.

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>>715019705
yee, looks rough

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>>715019414
>>715019304
>value personal hygiene
No, you are a smelly neckbeard. Stick to the stereotypes!

>>715019589
Maybe you can claim Hibiki 4 times a week and Alice 3 times?

>>715019641
So you are part neet and part gopnik?

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>>715019589
I'm not surprised, I didn't exactly phrase it correctly.
I wanted to say that makes on of you, implying you would be the only one to care.

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>>715019442
Yeah, not just you. It felt so... sexual even though it wasn't

>>715019531
Greetings dog anon!

>>715019705
Yeah, obviously I'm more sub. Like you

>>715019756
No problem man. Welcome.
So you witnessed all the shitposting the past few days and still decided to join?
Respect and welcome then.

Husbandos are a thing too though.

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>>715019078
Not like something, but you are acting like an asshole dude, really.

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>>715019753

>I'm underage

I'm in college.
That was just a joke which seems stupid people don't understand.

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>>715019016
spoilered how? did you read about the game before playing it too? also how did your group study go?

>>715019852
fur threads are at a 2.5/10

i put waifu claiming threads at a 0.2/10

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>>715019867
Might be, never really got them surfaced since I bought it. For all I know, they could be as they were stock. Never much had a problem braking, so I never thought of it.

>>715019986
Now who said I was a sub?

>People still not understanding Chen being an asshole
C'mon guys, this isn't something new.

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>>715020099
Not your not your still in high school.

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>>715019928
If I'm smelly I'd want to smell of roses and rainbows.

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>>715020204
QT pieeeeeeeee

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>>715019986
Greetings to you too! I hope the other dude gets on soon. I'm still not working currently and I enjoy night walks so I've been on at night a lot recently.

Man it feels great to stop working. It really clears your hear to not work for like 3 months or so. I feel great and my fridge is bursting full.

>>715020125
Eh, I can see why you'd dislike them if you didn't participate. THey're mostly just discussion and chat. Nobody here actually pretends to be their waifu or roleplay or anything like that.

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>>715019659
That's rather unfortunate -_-
>>715019928
That sounds like
a) a terrible proposition
and b) immensely imbalanced to Alice, whom I much prefer
>>715019948
That's not true, I'm sure there are plenty of people who would be unhappy if you would disappear

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>>715019928
No, I work for a living. Im part Slav, part Austrian, part Irish and part English. All in an Australian package.

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>>715016922
>>715016990
Anyine else notice this placement xD

>>715020369
You're rather ufortunate -_--

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>>715020101
I managed to go in blind most of the time, but of course the most iconic song in undertale was full of spoilers

And after failing my first genocide run because I didn't genocide the right way I had to look it up.

Just a sad coincidence

>>715020204
I just assume that you are. Aren't you?

>>715020353
Who's that other dude you usually talk to?

Ah, when you go on night walks it's no wonder we don't meet since it would be morning here then.

Hmm... dumpster diving apparently is a really lucrative business, albeit looked down upon.

Well, I'm glad you can make it through. I would feel uncomfortable when I don't work.

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>>715019986
Shitposting aint a problem for me, just come to any WH40k general on /tg/. And its not like Im attracted to Curze, I see him more like a friend that we both never had.

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>>715020204
swap them out before you do power upgrades them, get some slotted ones, they're awesome

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>>715019986
It was quite sexy though, not gonna lie.

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>>715020248
Hah, gay.
Real men smell of cheetos, mountain dew and ball sack.

>>715020369
So what ratio would you propose?

>>715020416
>I'm 100% race defilement
Well, at least you are not black.

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The doctor is in, hello all.

>>715020588
>Shitposting aint a problem for me
Fucking exactly

>>715020353
newfag detected. they most certainly do get to roleplaying after running out of shit to talk about

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>>715020291
Am not!

>>715020579
I might be...

>>715020629
>Power upgrades
I was saving all of those for when I got a hardtop version.

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>>715020369
Sorry, my hands are feeling rather cold so typin is difficult.
I know, but hyperbole like that sounds great in the moment.

>>715020660
Is that fragrance sold in stores?
I wouldn;t mind smelling of ball sack.

>>715020353
>>715020776
I roleplay

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>>715020579
>Who's that other dude you usually talk to?

I don't know for sure, but I think his waifu is Tomoko (?) He tends to post "still here"

>Ah, when you go on night walks it's no wonder we don't meet since it would be morning here then.

Yeah, and my dogs seem easier to manage at night. During the daytime all they want to do is run around constantly even when they come back inside.

>Hmm... dumpster diving apparently is a really lucrative business, albeit looked down upon.

Oh yeah, some people actually dumpster dive furniture, polish it up, and resell it I don't have the means, tools, or skills to dot hat though. Just a full fridge.

I still have to actually buy my meat at the supermarket, but bread, milk, eggs, packaged goods, and virtually everything else imaginable can be found in a dumpster. Even paper towels. Really cuts a lot of cost from my budget which is great.

>Well, I'm glad you can make it through. I would feel uncomfortable when I don't work.

Why's that? I feel uncomfortable working for someone else. I want to stop working altogether and still make money to be comfortable.

>>715020776
I've never seen it on the night threads. You daytime weirdos would probably do that though.

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>>715020835
Whatcha doin :P

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>>715020579
I should try it some day

maybe this upcoming sale
was it by any chance the song for colleg money?

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>>715020540
So are you -_-
>>715020660
I propose 7 days a week Alice
>>715020838
I wish I was as well spoken as you ._.

>>715020776
>Thinking that the amount of time someone has been on a website is an insult

>>715021013
I know but you are too -_-

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>>715021017
i see you're new here

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>>715020835
welp, do brakes first anyway

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>>715020588
Heh, alright.
Do you play WH40k only on vidya or do you also buy and paint the figures?

Also, do you know the angry marines?

>>715020657
>It was quite sexy though
Yes, it was. I don't know how, but it was a turn on.

>>715020835
well, at least you're a confirmed tsundere.

>>715020915
Ah, yeah that's smug tomoko

That's probably because they are tired

I believe you, I don't know if I could do that though.

Well, I don't feel uncomfortable working for someone. I like the recognition I get when I work hard.

>>715020968
I always like to tell people to at least try it, but only if they are willing to invest in the story.

Otherwise it's just not... enjoyable besides the music

>the song for colleg money
It always is the song for colleg money

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>>715020660
And I thank all the stars for that.
>>715021013
I propose a 1 thread a day heresy. I mean Hibiki.

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>>715020353
>Implying

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In accordance with Federal Retard Regulations, I'm to post this sign on this thread and warn passing anons of the cringefest going on here. For your safety, you are advised to not click this thread, as it may lead to the loss of any faith you have left in humanity. Thank you, and carry on.

>>715021158
I do paint and collect them (Night Lords ofc). Also yes, Angry Marines are bae.
Also sorry, out of pics for now.

>>715021090
I'd say it's only the middlefags that care about time, anyone whos been here long enough stops caring about time.

>>715021090
I see you're a fake shitposter
For a minute there i thought i had someone to talk to, now i realise you're not the real shitposter

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>>715021158
I might have to pirate it I don't want "friends" to know I play it and some of them are that kind of "fans"
and that song was good

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>>715021158
>Do you play WH40k only on vidya or do you also buy and paint the figures?
I play a lot of WH40k. Look at my latest Skirmish with a friend on LAN. I fucking destroyed his ass with my Power Glove! ALL HAIL POWER GLOVE!!
>Flan btw

>>715021273
I want to put that as the OP, then the FRR can really do its job.

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>>715021274
We once had an angry marine claimer.
Always greeted with "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"
Loved that guy.

Sadly, I don't have the money and patience to put that much time in it, but I like the lore so far... the lore I know from my pleb life

>>715021368
Ah, shit... Don't go too deep into the fandom. It will only make you puke. And put me in a bad light.

I think you can even buy it from tobys site, without steam, but I'm not sure. Pirating is a good way to play it. Although I think pirated version does have some... exclusive dialogues.

>>715021419
Aww yiss, WH40k! I... I want it too... it looks so nice and the lore is the next best thing besides Metroid for me

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>>715020838
Maybe that's a gap in the market! I only know of fragrance that smells like puss.

>>715021013
That's not how you negotiate... Come on, at least 3 days!

>>715021178
Yea, image if one of your grannies got raped by an abo. With that IQ you'd have trouble to concentrate on scratching your butt while pissing.

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>>715021013
There is a golden section you can hit between dragging walls of text for too long and making a concise responce and I find that to be the best thing to aim for, but you are more than fine the way you are.

>>715021754
how many times do i have to address you claiming a dude

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>>715021693
All hail to the king baby!

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>>715021693
don't worry I don't think seeing other "fans" will change my mind about you
tobys site?
and what exclusive dialoges?

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>>715021067
We can both be unfortunate -_-
>>715021178
That's a terrible proposition
>>715021733
Sure it is, that was my counter proposal. Which I stand firm on
>>715021754
But you always seem so eloquent when you speak. It's truly a joy to read sometimes

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>>715021242
No one sees your roleplaying because you keep it to Steam.
>>715021733
You have no idea how bad it is. Its worse than niggers.
>>715021693
>Metroid
I know there was another. Just took a while to register.
>>715021864
Flimsy elves cant stand up to the magic pain glove.

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>>715020099
wow

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im baaack

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>>715021158
Wow I actually got the name right. I'm not usually good with all these Japanese names.

Not sure why you couldn't do it. It's literally thousands of dollars a week of free food. If you don't mind wiping dish soap off of 30 cases of brand new canned and plastic wrapped food, you're fine.

I'd rather get recognition in the form of money, not some guy saying I did good. My customers give enough of that to me, but I could always use more, especially with 4 hungry dog brides to feed.

>>715021419
I really miss that game. It really went downhill with Dawn of War 2 though, and then THQ went bankrupt. Such a shame. I still play company of heroes 2.

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this thread is making me lose whatever faith i had left in humanity and the upcoming generation

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>>715021864
For the EMPEROR!

>>715021908
Well, that's good. I choose Chara mainly because "fans" hate them. Or else it would have been Frisk.

undertale dot com has only the game without a steam code I think

I think some people have changed dialogues to shit on you when you pirated the game, but I'm not sure.

>>715022045
Metroid is the only sci-fi universe I love!
And then they released an okay Spin off that no one asked for and thus effectively killing their own franchise.

I doubt there will be another new Metroid...

And it makes me pic related

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>>715022073

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>>715022287
let's address the fact that she looks like a fish

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>>715022045
I like how he said he chose them just because they look like some toy army and with that color set too. He got fucked mostly just because he did not know how to play as them.

>>715022225
Shame indeed.

>>715022228
FOR THE EMPEROR!

>Hail teh gret Powir Glew!

>>715022628
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>>715022648
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