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I'll be there in 20 minutes. watch me fuck with this li

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I'll be there in 20 minutes. watch me fuck with this little faggot


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gymPFiPE88I
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lol yeah right
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>>715003618
how do you even know where the fuck he is
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>>715003618
I hope he pecks your shrimp dick off.
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hoping op. dont be a faggot.
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>>715003618
fuck birds
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I hope he fucks your shit up real good OP
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>>715003618
OP is a faggot.
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how are you going to get in a fucking tree?
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OP is an Indian youngun trying to earn the honor to be the chief by making his first eagle dress
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>>715004991
LOL at disclaimer at the end
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>>715004999
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well, op is faggot
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>>715003618
You can serve prison time.
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Fuck with the bird op
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thread dead?
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The tribe is waiting, do your deed and dubs will award your Indian chief name
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nail the fucker with a rock
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Something is happening the bird is looking around worried
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>>715005672
thread dead.
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Oh shit there are eggs in the nest...OP get one and make an omelette...it would be literally the most rare and best tasting omelette in the world
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>>715003618
Way to trick everyone to stare at a fucking bird-cam
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Get on with it you shitbag
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>>715003618
>I'll be there in 20 minutes.
>thingthatneverhappened.png
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Lets hope he gets there any minute now
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>>715006001
it is nice watching nature. would be better if he brained the fucker, but oh well.
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>>715003618
hope that bird fucks your mouth
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this nigga rotating his head around makes me think OP is flankin
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Where the fuck is this bird. I'm in SWFL.
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>>715006579
i am looking but they wont tell
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Today op still seems to be a faggot
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>>715006579
fort myers, i think
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>>715006579
nigger its at 6601 Bayshore Rd, North Fort Myers, FL 33917, USA
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This is a BS thread, Tit's or GTFO
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>>715006579
i would strongly recommend not fucking with that fucking bird
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can you imagine every day of your life being this? So boring to be an animal
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motherfucker has no idea hes on cam
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>>715007533
its like us on /b/
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>>715005489
i see that you love birds, especially chickens
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>>715003618
Already notified the proper authorities. Have fun.
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>>715006579
lets throw stuff at him, where you at? im here wearing a green shirt
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>>715007925
why are you white knighting a bird?
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>>715003618
I'm wearing a green shirt, where are you faggot?
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OK OP
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>>715007960
I'm calling PETA dumb fags
or well not PETA, but the local authorities
my doods.
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Can you actually fuck the bird? That'd be great thanks.
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>Live steam offline

The madman did it.
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>>715008431
still online for me bro
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Fucking with the Bald Eagle is Ill-eagle in America
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>>715008486
Ayy
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>>715008486
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Watch an idiot fall to his death after losing his eyes
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>>715009118
/b/ Is so full of tards losing a few wouldn't hurt
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Hurry up OP
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no one is fucking here wtf. I'm fucking here faggots.
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>>715009541
GO FUCK WITH EM ALREADY THEN.
please ~Desu
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>>715008486
::EAGLE SCREECH!!!!::
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am i to late?
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bumping for interest
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>>715009715
Nothing has happened yet
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>>715008486
>>715009648
[screeches internally]
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I can't find the fucking nest wtf
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>>715003618
meh
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>>715010157
You fucked it all up!
How dare you make me die inside!
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OP here. got fucked by his/her partner. I'm in hiding now, I'll try to throw rocks at it
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>>715010157

What year are you at North?
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>>715010398
Mission Failed we'll get em next time!
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>>715010398
>bildschirmfoto
You don't even live in the US you dumb cunt.
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Besides the fact that OP is a faggot,
I think that the sound is very calming to me.
And watching it sit in there makes me feel comfortable for some reason.
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>>715010601
I was raised by nazis
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>>715010398
where the fuck are you? im by the water fountain
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Do a screeching sound so we all know you are there.
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>>715003618
Too chicken shit to be a serial killer OP? Smart thinking sticking to animal abuse you are probably wouldn't be very good at anything. Your father was right.
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>>715010630
Because it's the symbol of American freedom.
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>>715010497
what?
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>>715010667
Please don't be a puss puss and fucking do it solo.
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>>715003618
I hope the eagle pecks your eyes out and shits in the holes.
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Hello OP here im actually a faggot from europe and wont deliver
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>>715010667
just do it you cunt. throw a rock at it or something
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1043 people watching an eagle sitting in its nest. what a time to be alive
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>>715009265
No but they can be very entertaining.
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OH GOD HE'S FUCKING WITH IT
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the madman
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>>715003618
....would it bite yer dick off if you put it to his head?
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.....
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Where ya at OP?
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op just wasted 17 minutes of my life staring at this fucken chicken
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Buuuuump
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Nothing fucking happening
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>>715003618
if u don't deliver ur mother will die by cancer
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>>715014024
He's hiding from the other eagle
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I doubt you'll mess with him
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>>715005449
ho... leeee... fuck...
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It went offline o.o
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>>715014736
>>715014813
refresh the page faggots
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where are you>>715003618
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>>715015196

Thanks dad
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>>715003618
20 minuets. OP still has time to deliver.
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Plot twist: OP has wasted 20 minutes of your worthless lives.
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>>715016290
>2h ago
hum ... wut?
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>>715016684
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Let me have faith goddammit!
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>>715010666
Satan doesnt lie
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>>715010666
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>>715008166
I hear sirens.
Did you actually?
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>>715003618
damn what a nice bird
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How long have you guys been waiting?
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>>715017956
not much, I took a shit now I'm back
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>>715016402
How can you waste something that's worthless
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>>715018111
Thanks for the update m8. Also Checked.
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>>715010666
Nice trips
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i bet OP is dick pritchet
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>>715018759

I've been thinking this all along.
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>>715004853

I wonder how big an owl's eyes would get when you stuck your cock up its arse.
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>>715007440

Tit's (sic) or GTFO. Delivering.
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>>715007440
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>>715007440

This is one fucking nice looking tit
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>>715007440

Now these are some great tits.
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No tits, but I have a pair of boobies
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>>715007440

Masterly tit!
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>>715008058
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>>715003618
If OP does not deliver he has to migrate to brazil.
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This doesn't look anything like a cardstand.
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>>715007440

Fuck, they have coal tit's (sic) as well. Look at these kawaii nigger bastards
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>>715020185
you a coalburner?
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>>715007440

I wan't a squadron of these little fuckers to peck out the eye's of my enemie's.

[As 'spiderfag 'seem's to have realised that the main grammatical rule is AN APO'STROPHE ALWAYS PRECEDE'S A FUCKING 'S.]

Fuck'sock's
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>>715020253

Nah chief, 'Steam engine's were phased out in this country in the 1950's/60's.
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>>715020497

*pha'sed
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>>715003618
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gymPFiPE88I [Embed]
This is literally right down the street from my house lol
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this thread belongs to wee man
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Thats unamerican boy
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>>715008486
3-Eagle?
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This is way too intense for me guys...
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>>715003618
wha happened?!
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he just layed eggs dont hurt him
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