Fuck my gingerbread house looks like shit. My grandpa straight

>>715000661
>Shit with cum on it

>>715000661
Grandpa knows you're a failure

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>>715000740
It looks better dry, i mean it's medium good

>>715000840
This is legitimately the worst thing ive ever seen

Ive seen gore, cp, death and scat but this takes the fucking cake

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>>715001264
But it has a window

>>715001340
Your window looks like nigga ass

This is the ugliest fucking gingerhouse I have ever seen aswell. holy shit

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>>715001430
It's okay from the side

>>715001460
You cant even fucking see through the shitty window, why dont you cum on that as well?

>>715000661
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>>715001460

You should have used icing to stick that shit together you sick fuck.

>>715001763
How many faps do you think he had to do to produce the right amount of cum cement?

>>715001844
Over 9000

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>>715000661
holy shit OP that looks fucking terrible

>>715001264
whats cp?

>>715001956
>whats cp?
cp = circular pattern

>>715001956
cum poop

>>715001956
>whats cp?

"can't paste"

>>715000840
still looks like cum

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>>715000661

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you think you got problems

>>715001956
Cornish pasty , probably rotten

>>715001956
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>>715002076
it's cheese pizza you dummies

>>715002122
still looks better than OP's pile of shit glued together with cum

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>>715000661
nigga wtf is this

>>715000661
Posting in a ginger bread

>>715000661
Imagine Hansel and Grettle finding that shit in the woods? They'd just commit arson, no way they'd eat that shit

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>>715002151
You get jokes hey?

>>715001956
Cherry pie, you fool.

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>>715000661
It looks delicious!

fug the haters

>>715000661
Looks like you didn't let the ginger bread cool off all the way before icing it. Or the icing was too liquidy.

>>715001956
copy paste

Did you try to glue it together with frosting? Fucking retard

>>715002455
Maybe both of these are right, but i definitely had trouble getting the icing the right consistency

>>715002382
Kek

>>715002494
No,i made royal icing but it was too runny

>>715002455
That shit aint icing

>>715000661
Diabetus

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It dose look like shit.

>>715002506
Age and gender?

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OP, this is the best looking gingerbread house I've ever seen.
I have also never seen another 'gingerbread house' in my life. What is this for? Why to make a house out of ginger bread? lol

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>>715001460
It's snow! Honestly guys, you are sick.

>>715002617
>Why to make a house out of ginger bread?
I think it's a German tradition but anglos adopted it because we steal all the cool Christmas traditions

>>715002506
Let it be a trial run. If you aren't satisfied with it, do it again. But more careful, and with less rush.

Post pics of your grandpa's gingerbread house

>>715002411
those are not even cheese pizzas

>>715002718
I more enjoy the making of the dough than doing the house
I may just make cookies next

>>715002725
He lives in a condo

>>715002382
>''Hansel... i'm so hungry...''
>''I know Gretel, me too... wait, what's that smell?''
>''It's coming from over there! Come on, after me!''
>Gretel sees the house first
>TurnBack.avi
>it's too late
>Gretel bursts out in vomit, more vomit than she ever expected to be stored in her
>multiple puddles of vomit all around her
>Hansel is terrified and disgusted at the same time
>commence FamilyGuyPukingScene.mov
>histerical vomiting is heard throughout the forest
>birds are fleeing, bears are returning to their caves to prepare for annihilation
>to escape their pain Hansel and Gretel both an hero
>happy end

>>715000661
Anon, I think it looks just fine. I don't think you should bee so hard on yourself. If you have more gingerbread and stuff you could always try again.

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>>715002902
[email protected]

>>715002725
In my country a persons "gingerbread house" also means the anal.

>>715002868
Kek

Someone cap the thread

>>715000661
well you should not have cum all over it

>>715001956
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>715003033
Hi redit

>>715002959
What country?

>>715000661
it looks like it is trying to scream
pollyshouldntbe.jpeg

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>>715002902
nigga did you just make a bee pun out of fucking nowhere?

>>715001956
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.

>>715000661
Bet it tastes good tho.

Put me in the screen cap

>>715003499
And me

>>715000661
What icing did y even use?

>>715003499
What is this roodypoo shit I keep seeing? At first I thought it was fags trolling, but people actually do put them in screenshots.
What's the point?

>>715004318
It's a meme friendo

SOMEONE PUT ME IN CAP, HEYYYY MOM

>>715004282
Royal icing it was just too runny

>>715004666
Checked

>>715004666
checked and kekd

>>715004367
I figured that m8, I'm just saying it's a fucking stupid one. I've been on /b/ since 2006, at this point it's more of a fucking addiction than anything else, and yet all the faggotry around me is indistinguishable from people just innocently posting. I can't tell the difference between actual posts and new maymays.
I need help. Kill me please anon

>>715004666
i want to fuck that ginger bread house

>>715000840
>>715000661

looks like an elephant ejaculated all over an anthill

Somehow I'm reminded by this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk&t=3s

>>715004948
It's snow

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>>715005189

I don't think so.

>>715005282
why would you just have animal semen
it should say specifically which animal

>>715000661
Looks delicious as fuck though

>>715005555

Roasting in a ginger bread

>>715003234
Yeah, what's the buzz about it?

>>715006528
No

>>715001460
I think you should put some colour on it.

>>715007587
Come on honey. You don't have to bee such a buzz kill.

>>715007815
Bee puns are the worst puns ever

>>715007772
I'll probably just make a new one all together and buy some candies for it

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>>715008005
You're the reason all the bees are leaving us faggot.

>>715000661
Your grandpa is based, you should suck his dick

>>715002119
kek

>>715008135
kek

>>715008135
Just bee greatful anybuzzy makes bee puns

Is this thread still going?
Also where the fuck is the screencap?

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>>715002122

>>715009649
Make it yourself honey

>>715004666
Satan! My fucking sides!!!!

>>715004666
Ebony cum slut takes huge load to the face

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>>715002902
>>715003234
>>715006528
>>715007587
>>715007815
>>715008005
>>715008135
>>715009225
Sweet! This looks to bee shapping into something more insect-teresting.

>>715004666
n1!

>>715012176
Can bees beecome a sweet meme?

>>715012587
Oh god, soon /b/ee will be buzzing with bee puns

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>>715001340

Motherfucking /b/ee needs spoiler tags!

Q: Where do bees go on vacation?

>>715013137
A: Stingapore!

Q: What kinds of bees drop things?

>>715013174
A: Fumble bees!

Q: What is a bee's favorite flower?

>>715013174
Stop beeing such a hivemind, this meme shouldn't fly

>>715013217
A: Bee-gonias!

Q: How do bees get to school?

>>715000661
Your frosting isn't thick enough, you need to add more confectioner sugar to it. Then, using a plastig bag or whatever with a SMALL hole cut into the corner, give the window and door frames. Buy some colorful candy balls, and use the remaining frosting to stick them to the roof like shingles. Perhaps a few around the bottom too. One on the door as a doorhandle. You can still save this house.

Oh and, remove the raw dough from the inside. you stupid fuck.

>>715013240
I've got the bug. One anon makes a simple spelling error and the need for /b/ee puns just stung me.

>>715013341
>remove the raw dough from the inside. you stupid fuck
The windows are melted caramel not dough
Good idea on trimming the door and windows though

>>715013267
A: On the school buzz!

Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

>>715013462
Unbeelievable

>>715013472
A: Fooling with a bee!

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?

>>715013541

a faggot

>>715013514
kek

>>715013581
>a faggot
In /b/ee pun form, please.

>>715013674
A buzzing faggot

>>715013674

a faggot bee

>>715013541
A: A maybe!

Q: What do bees chew?

>>715013712
>>715013713
See, I knew those answers were /b/uzzing around in your minds.

>>715013726
A: Bumble gum!

Q: How do bees make money?

>>715013859
I think I'm allergic to bee puns, I'm getting covered it hives

>>715013674
C'mon, /b/ wasn't so strict beefore, let it slip.

>>715013901
A: They cell their honey!

Q: When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

>>715014019
A: Beauty--it's in the eye of the bee-holder!

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.
"Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been really wet and damp. There aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey."
"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left and keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on. There are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again and the first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Fine," said the second bee, "It was everything you said it would be."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."

How do bees style their hair?

With a honey comb!

>>715014100
Fuck you.

This thread took a wrong turn and made a beeline right over a cliff.

>>715014100
I think it is time for me to swarm other threads with my new nectar sweet /b/ee puns, /b/rother. Fly far and wide!

>>715014387
These are the best. I'm all a buzz about these jokes.

>>715014423
God speed anon, you'll be busy as a bee spreading the sweet word of bee puns

>>715000661
Next time use melted sugar to connect the house pieces, not the white stuff.

>>715014686
Would a honey like substance bee as good?

>>715014777
Trips confirm bee puns are thing now.

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>>715000661
All that jizz from big black cocks. Seems like a delicious gingerbread treat.

>>715015057
Unbeelievable, it's like he didnt read the thread at all and thinks his comment is buzzing with originality!

>>715015245
>never change /bee/

>>715014777
When the sugar cools, it crystallizes in to a hard mass that will keep the house together very well. And also brake your teeth.
If you find something that hardens fast to a very firm/hard substance, that might work.
I don't know much about honeys, but aren't they pretty soft and malleable?

>>715015638
Royal icing does the same thing fam, his was just too runny. Melted sugar sounds dangerous

Ive been away from this thread for a while, what the fuck is going on with all these bees?

>>715016025
I don't know how it started but I beeginning to like bee puns buzzing around

>>715001956
computer program

Who is a bees favourite composer?

Bee-thoven!

Bee