Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a tragic canoe explosion

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>>714994643

>>714994643
Poignant Roll

this my favourite copy pasta

Please explain how the canoe exploded

Conflicted roll

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>>714994844

>>714994939
It's fairly self explanatory, I don't want to talk about specifics, this is an emotional roller coaster as it is. Please show some respect to me and my beloved and just roll for my dead ex girlfriends nudes.

Let's see the nudes! She's gone so she can't get mad

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>>714995055

89

>>714995055
fuck off.and take your bait with you

4chan equal to clickbait

>>714994643
>canoe explosion

kek'd
this hot random gril is mai waifu

>>714995055
No it doesn't explain anything, it's a fucking canoe, there isn't anything that can make it explode. Unless she was carrying something flammable, which in any case will lift my suspicion on why would someone carry something flammable on a canoe. And why safety measures weren't taken.

589

kanuu

that is sad now you need to bring us some joy back. roll

>>714994643
release the nudes!

>>714995327
Come on mate, OP doesn't wanna talk about it, we can all guess what obviously happened, be a bit more respectful because you might just piss OP off and they'll he won't post the nudes.

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>>714994643
you know OP, sooner or later we will get the 89.
Why don't you just dump the picture so we could start to fap.

>>714996116
Okay, il speed it up. Instead of 89 we'll call it trips so you've got more options to get then.

>>714994643

RIP OP GF

*mumbles something about respect*

>>714996180
Same odds either way but roll it

>>714996249

I'm gonna reroll

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>>714994667
Fucking KEK

>>714994643
Canoe explosions are a bitch, Lost a few friends over the years to those menacing exploding canoes

I'm in

Ah here we go again, nice to see you OP.


Roll.

>>714996316
Erm no it's not, you get 10 options with trips but one option with 89.

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>>714996180
so is it 89 or trips now?

I'm gay

>>714996555
trips
WINRAR.

Where are the images this time?

Regrettably, I'm new and this shit it old...

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>>714996555
also, WINRAR MUTHERFUCKER!

>>714996555

WINRAR TRIPS

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you mean 89 like this ?

>>714996555
It's trips!! Well done anon, I told you it was better odds getting trips than 88 to the other guy complaining (more fool me for taking the bait).

I just need to pop down to the local phar,Andy to pick up the USB with them all on, can't imagine I'll be any longer than 30 minutes.

OP is not a fag today!! : D

>>714996316
> 000
> 111
> 222
> 333
> 444
> 555
> 666
> 777
> 888
> 999

10 options to get

> 89

1 option to get

Learn to math, retard.

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>>714997014
now there's only one thing left to do...

>>714997115
089
189
289
389
489
589
689
789
889
989

>>714997299
Minor hitch actually anon, it appears my canoe won't start up so gonna have to walk it. Shouldn't take much longer, an hour tops.

>>714997115
000 089
111 189
222 289
Etc

Both have a 10/1000 chance.

Go back to bed retard, let the adults play.

>>714997327
No because your going into hundreds which means it's less likely.

how about kik? triblvr5

88 get

or dropbox?

or...just dump em

Guess pic is not related.

89 is this comment

>>714997663
close lets reroll

>>714994643
What's the point of this meme?

>>714997694
damn missed it... op im losing my bonner please,

>>714997709
reroll

>>714997736
damn, reroll!

>>714997758
REROLL I FEEL 89!

>>714994643
rahling to halp my /b/ros

>>714997779
BY FUCKING 10

>>714994643
This is my favorite "roll for nudes". Thank you OP for at least having a funny reason why you cannot actually deliver, rather than the usual disappearing act that most do...

>>714997709
He's gone to get the pics from his pharmacy or something, shouldn't be longer than hour he said. I'm just gonna try and keep the thread alive in the mean time because she's so hot I really would like to see the pictures

>>714997802
rerahling once.

keep rolling

>>714997848
im feeling lucky

>>714997820
I've never seen this before, what do you mean? OP said he's going to deliver he's just gone to get the pics

ez

89 get

i got this

>>714997909
I know. I should not have implied that he was not going to deliver. I meant as to why has has not delivered yet.

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Guys dont roll anymore this post was last week and op is a faggot he didnt do shit stop falling for the bait

nudes.

sure

lets see

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>>714998182
Really? You think he is just lying about his gf DYING in a canoe explosion? You must be new here. People just do not lie about that sort of thing.

>>714998182
I saw it too

DELIVER

>>714998304
sauce

>>714997429
You're deliberately trying to confuse it to make yourself seem smart. Nobody here is impressed.

Obviously trips is better chance because there are more chances of trips than one specific number you fucking idiot

>>714998434
>>714998434
A folder on my computer called "group", from two years ago.

You can find more by copying the image address, and using Google's image lookup: images.google.com and click on search by image

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>>714998582
>>714998304
The best thing about these is you have your choice of girls to ogle. Big tits, small tits, various body types and skin tones.

>>714998182
Maybe it was a troll last week or maybe people didn't keep the thread alive whilst he was away.

I for one wanna see those sweet nudes so I'm waiting and gonna try and keep the thread alive, OP seemed legit anyway

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>>714994643
Damn... I hate when canoes explode.

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>>714998719

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>>714998816

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>>714999065
Last one. Up to you if you want to keep the canoe-widower thread alive.

>>714998582
already did that, else i wouldn't have asked

>>714994643
>tragic canoe explosion
damn, /b/... you make me spit my drink lol
good one, OP

>>714999366
thank

>>714999341
Oh, okay. When I looked, there were a number of results, so I was thinking your question was borne from laziness, rather than you having tried, and not found anything. Sorry, but I have no more information than the image itself.

>>714994667
Quality post

>>714997473
111, 222, 333 etc isn't in hundreds?
So what is it in retard?

>>714994667
hahaahahaha

dont

>>715000796
do

If >89

Don't post and KYS.

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>>714997387
OP, I believe you.

OP please don't be a faggot

Why 89 anyways

>>715000674
No but there are 10 different options then with trips, maybe you're not including 000 or something

>>715001888
FUCK

>>715001888
WINRARRR!!!

bringing joy to the world, merry christmas

how hard can this be

Dicks

Role

get gotten

so close :(

NOW

ffs

>>714994643
This i how you faggots do it
check this 89 get

>>715001973
kek

all praise lord 89

if i roll 89 keep them

Do it

Harambe

>>715002189
Just Doooo It

>>715002189
Oh boy there it is.
WINRAR

>>715002189
Boom

>>715002189
Winrar boys, merry christmas

rolllllllllll

>>714994643
to all the fags falling for this, how the FUCK would a CANOE exPLODE this is fake

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>>715002189

I feels good

>>715002289

2 WINRARS, OP GET YO ASS IN HERE

>>715002289
ayeeee

>>715002189
Damn...

>>715002289
Done

OP DELEVAR

>>715002289
fuck you OP faggot, I got 89

>>715002293
Clearly illustrated here >>714994667

How can you not get this?

>>715001888
Year she was born.

>>715002293
First day here, reddit?

>>715002341
It was changed to trips to increase the odds, OPs already gone to get the USB with them on from the local pharmacy he said. Apparently gonna be about another 20 mins

>>715002605
if yaz op ya better upload

>>714996555
Fucking banter. Best reply award

>>715002662
Not me, but fuck you anyways

>>714996099
>Implying OP will actually deliver

Low quality bait is low quality.

>>715002666
Holy fux replyd to a 555 with a 666!!

>>715002761
You don't know that he won't, it's dick heads like you that ruin this board, crying out that every single thing is bait....

OP you really are the worst type of a motherfucker alive.
what do you get out of lying to us, you little prick?
you think its funny? because a brother's penis cant stay hard for hours to wait for you to upload some fucking jpegs. is it so difficult?
if, however, you DONT have it then just fucking admit now, you cunt.
stop wasting my time, i have other shit to fap to.

>>715002963
Show some respect would you, his gf died in a tragic canoe accident

>>715003264
nigga my cock is not even as hard as emeralds now i cant fucking wait anymore
that bitch died but there were pictures of her living naked body and i want to fucking look at it is that too much to ask?
sure there's always overwatch rule34 webms but i want to fap to something different this time and this seems like an opportune fucking time to do it
by the way you don't have them so don't try to give me that moral bullshit

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OP deliver, or the girl gets it!

>>715003522
Please stop, if OP comes back and sees these comments he might not upload

>>714994643
OP's post are probably what gave her cancer.

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>>715002189
WINRAR

>>715002586
I just see it and LOL
there is like 20 seconds between posts? u all got trolled lmfao
>>714994643
>>714994667

>>715003920
I don't want to be rude but can you just loss off please

>>715003863
Cancer? Learn to read dick head