Need some urgent help /b/ >Hot neighbour grill leaves her

wtf op

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heh

Brake in
get back phone
take more pictures

>>714991083
ur fucked

så orutinerat. har du en rätt grov platmejsel?

Solution:

Get some of your Mail, throw it in there to and say you had some mail for her, but accedentaly thew your mail plus phone in her mailbox

Fucked nerd, next time try and not be so beta

>>714991083
Easy, don't say anything and leave, Wait until she finds it and says " What is my phone doing there ? " You just say that you lost it and that someone thought it was yours because it must have fallout around the area in front of her door and he put it in the mail slip

>>714991257
This

You need plausible deniability

Remotely wipe the phone and forget about it. Better to lose the phone Than go to jail.

>>714991083
Break in, you have no choice at this point.

>>714991257
I don't have any mail sitting around

>>714991293
Might work, but I think she will be suspicious, and maybe she will see the camera is on.

How can I break into a door without anyone noticing?

Maybe pour water inside and the phone will break???

Tell her you wanted to give her your number and meet up. You figured that this would be a unique way to do that.
She'll think you're a massive faggot instead of a perverse cuck.

Cum on her door handle.

If it's right below the slot, slide something under the door and kick it out?

>>714991519
this would work perfectly.

OP, How much are you willing to risk ?

>>714991083
>wait for her
>say your stupid son/cousin/young brother threw it in and you need it

easy as fuck

>>714991083

uuuaaahh nice i will stay here for a while... nice to see you are so fucked.. seems to be a good day..

>>714991519
This, Without a doubt it'll work, Might even get you laid who knows ?

>>714991083
Post a take away leaflet through the door ontop of the phone and make out you were delivering a load of them and your phone slipped in at the same time.

Just tell her that your friend was dropping of your phone and got the wrong door or something.

>>714991443
the camera couldn't possibly be still on man, doesn't the screen just shut off after a while?

>>714991546
Bent wire hangar

>>714991699
This
Not OP, but good idea

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>>714991083
God I hope this is real!

>>714991652
This may actually work

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>>714991546
There's no way to get under the door.

>>714991487
She has a boyfriend, and I'm sure she knows that I know, we've met in the stairwell many times.

>>714991652
Maybe but it would be obvious I dont have anyone to visit??

>>714991083
you have no dignity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTGWdVfHvzU

Throw many other phones in she will overlook yours

Put some junk mail in an envelope. Put her address on it. Put it in her mail slot. Also, write a note telling her it was mixed in your mail by mistake and you dropped phone delivering it. Put that note in the slot too or just explain that last part in person.

get a stick and bubble gum to glue on the phone

>>714991852
hahahahah /thread

Quickly write a Christmas card to her, put it in the mailbox. Say you accidentally dropped your phone in with it.
Tis the season OP

>>714991699
this, make up a fake business prop and print leaflets and say you threw your phone in by accident like a retard.

Did you manage to get any pictures before your phone fell through the slot?

In other words, when she looks through your phone will she see pictures of her apartment taken through the mail slot?

>>714991911
would work

>>714991911
thats a good one

>>714991813
how would she know if anyone is in your apartment or not?
just close your door and wait for her alone in the hallway

Drop in a Note:
>I found your phone on the stairs and a number I called gave me your address.
>Your welcome

Then tell her your friend told you about it but got your apt# wrong

>>714991803
And it explains away the camera app and pic, unlike the "dropping off mail/flyer/etc and phone fell in" and "dropped it in hall, someone returned it to the wrong apt" approaches.

>>714991813
Leave note on door explain how your young nephew/niece took your phone and dropped it in shell think it's cute bitches love kids

>>714992011
Good one

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>>714991901
I tried it (but with some sticky paste) but didn't work, also tried with some longer sticks used for cleaning, but was only able to scoot it around.

>>714992011
Decent

Drop your wallet and other valuables through the slot as well. Later tell her some BS story about your sister coming by with her kids and them doing that to you for the lulz.

>>714992032
God thats a good one

>>714992086

>>714992011
this OP

>>714991852
OP, make it happen - no excuses.

>>714991662
>Might even get you laid who knows ?

It will definitely get you laid. Once you go to jail for voyeurism you'll be getting laid more than you can handle.

put your dick in the slot and stay there till she gets back. when she arrives explain that you were shooting a new genre of amateur porn in which guys fuck mail slots and film from the inside floor perspective and didn't have a mail slot of your own to film with.

Ok Google/siri lock phone

>>714992011
optimal solution

>>714991257
Try this but with a newspaper instead of mail

>>714991443
Water is a good idea, just make sure you hit the phone. Can you see it through the crack?

>>714991852
fucking kek

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Find a local Mormon (they live in communities of nice houses that all look the same) and ask him for some pamphlets. Drop one in her mail slot and give them to other people in the building. When she gets back ask her for your phone and if she has a minute to talk about her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

>>714992227
This might also help you get to have conversation with her.

>>714991852
You fucking legend.

>>714992379
Yeah she'll hand you the phone and shut the door before you get the word Christ out

>>714991519
You dirty bastard.... What's wrong with you, You take a shit on it first.

burn her house down.

What has gone so wrong in your life that led you to be this fucking pathetic? How did you end up so lonely that you would pull that shit just to get a picture of the inside of a woman's apartment?

After this autistic shit with your neighbour has blown over, (or you have moved to the other side of the country) go outside and talk to a girl, go sign up for a class or join a club so that you have an excuse to talk to one, and maybe, if you don't spill your retarded spaghetti everywhere, you might get to go inside a woman's apartment and not look at one through a fucking letterbox.

When you've done all that, come back to this website and show us her fucking nudes you know how this shit works anon

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>>714992271
>>714992227
>>714992219
>>714992188
>>714992138

Ok, fuck I may have messed up.

I put the note in saying "I found this phone etc", but I got paranoid that she would keep the phone, so when I heard her coming back and opening her door, I went out and just said "Hi I think I dropped my phone in there", and took the phone.

She had a wtf face on her, but I got my phone back and I don't think she saw that I took pictures.

Did I get away with it?

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>>714992193
You’re going to get fucked so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of being fucked

Say that you found found a phone in the hallway and that you thought it was her boyfriends, When she says it isnt hes take the phone and say that you will give to the police.

>>714991083
Duct tape. Wire coathanger. Fix it.

You are a dumbshit.

>>714992480
no

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>>714992480
Better stay inside forever so you don't find out. Get into that Hikikomori groove.

>>714992480
Could have been worse

>>714992471
I hope you realize that just talking to chicks doesn't really get you anywhere... I've talked to dozens of chicks and gotten nowhere kek.

>>714991083
pls let this not be bait...please, please, please.

I'm biting:
(1) OP you gonna be writ up as a sex offender. If in the US, you'll have to live in areas not nears schools, you know with ur own sick kind, outside of town.

(2) The only job you will be able to get will be at a meat plant.

(3) Forget women, you're not allowed.

(4) Srsly? You're fucked.

>>714991083
You had to baby sit a nephew, he took your phone and dropped it in the mail slot because you wouldn't get him ice cream. Best lie I can think of

>>714992480
You might of gotten away with it. If she didn't see the photo, you can just apologize for the way you acted and explain that you're socially awkward. If anything she may be understanding and not think you're a creep

>>714992480
YOU FOOOL

>>714992480
4/10 could've been worse

Post a pic of yourself OP, I need to have a frame of reference for how sad this is

>>714991083

ok op tell her that you would make some pictures of her apartment because you have to see it by daylight.. coz it will be even harder in the night witth the balaclava on..

>>714992504
"Oh, it's not his? Well give it me then, I'll take it to the police. Even though it's a matter that has nothing to do with me in any way"

"No. Someone's taking photos of my apartment, why would you want it? I can call the police myself thanks"

>>714991083
Dude, deed is done. You or she has to move.

If I were her, I'd be freaked, scared too. In her mind, why is this man taking pictures of her place. Frightening, actually.

>>714991083
If it's a dead bolt locked you won't get it open. If it's regular lock it can be opened with a credit card

Well post the fucking picture of her place then faggot

>>714991083
Does your phone not have a screen time out?

>>714992631
You've got more of a chance of getting somewhere with a grill if you talk to one instead of dropping your phone through their letterbox trying to take a photo of her apartment.

No way you're ever going to get anywhere if you never talk to women

>>714992822
You've watched way too many movies

Jerk off into the mail slot.

>>714992756
OP ! Deliver to Anon !

Post pics

>>714992480
>afraid she won't give back the phone
>better go remind her I'm a huge creep who is creeping on her
10/10

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THIS HERE IS A FUCKING BOLT GRABBER.

You should just kill yourselves. I can't believe you all are so fucking stupid.

Say "Hey im real sorry but I was drunk and thot I was in front of my door and dropped my phone through the mail being a stupid drunk asshole."

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>>714992480

Lol, nah...you didn't really "get away with it."

Definitely could've handled it more smoothly, but it also could have easily gone downhill REAL GODDAMN FAST.

....your building doesn't have security cameras in the hallways or anything, right?

If she assumes correctly and concludes you're a creeper, she might say something to the super and check into it....and see you on video dropping your phone in, fishing in the mail slot with a coathanger, etc,.

>>714991852
Fucking kek i actually laughed pretty hard

y tho

>>714991083
Wait for her to come back, knock on her door and tell her that a dumb friend of yours pranked you and dropped your phone in her mail intake. Ask her if she may give it back to you.

Now make the Xmas card and explain you were attempting to drop that in the slot when you accidentally your phone, but you freaked out in the heat of the moment and didn't know how to explain it. damage control

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>>714992838
She ringed on my door after a few mins, couldn't tell if she was mad or not, but I didn't answer the door (she couldn't see I was inside, since I have the lights off).

I deleted the picture so that I won't get it trouble.

MFW I got away with it

>>714992938

Would've been a good option, but I wouldn't bet money on OP being a mechanic, or having a bolt grabber just lying around the apartment.

OP you better post the pic of her Apartment...

YOU BETTER DELIVER

Tell her that your friend is a dick and knows that you had a crush on her and he dropped your phone in her mailbox so you'd have to talk to her.

You can also acknowledge that she has a bf and your friend is a dick. Just act non suspicious and she'd never expect you were taking pictures of her apartment.

>>714991083
call a friend using a payphone or something
get friend to become an accomplice, and to high-tail it to your place
say your friend wanted to give your phone back and do it through the mail slot for shits n' giggles
politely ask with friend for the phone back later, say it was because he got the address mixed up
>you have a witness

assuming her door is remotely close to your door OP

>>714993096

THIS, SHITMONGER.

>>714992480
Well at least post apartments pics you autist

>>714992882
No actually you can open a door with a credit card but don't use a credit card you fagget use like a gift card or something

>>714993076
Wow. Kys.

>>714993076

SHIT, she's probably freaked out. Obviously.

Any security cameras in the hallways? Anyone see you fishing for the phone?

>>714993076
Great, that you goted away with it xD

>>714992032
This

>>714993175

You can't open a deadbolt lock with a card...

...y'know, the type of lock 99.999% of apartments have.

>>714991083
yea you dropped your phone inside and then you took a pic of her door with what?

>>714993076
Uh you're fucked

>>714993256

He said the pic was just "what her door looks kinda like."

Yeah, I'm calling b8.

this shit fake as fuck.

>>714991083
Old pasta is stale.

>>714992882
Nigga I do it all the time. It's easier than you think.

OP you need a chewing gum and a stick!

>>714993252
Damn I must live in that .001% then

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>>714993211
I live in Sweden, we are not a police state with security cameras in the hallways (what the hell?)

People are very non-confrontationel here, she knows something fucky went on but I think she will not be able to figure it out

>>714993348

Your apartment doesn't have a deadbolt lock?

That's ALL mine has...the actual handle has no lock mech on it at all.

I'd look into getting a deady if you can, since anyone can open a regular-ass knob lock with a card.

>>714993252
That was clearly stated during the convocation asshole why don't you try reading the whole thread before you open your faggot mouth. Fucking morons in this thread

>>714993428
>Sweden
I hope she doesn't tell her boyfriend Muhammad about this, or you're fucked m8.

>>714992011
but the camera is still on

>>714993256
More assholes who don't know how to read

>>714993076
Weak, go to her door, knock, tell her you're sorry, you accidentally dropped your phone and that you grabbed it because you felt awkward about the confrontation, if she talks to you you'll be sweet. Don't be a pussy!

Rape her.

kekk

>>714993428

Ah, I see.

Well, as long as no one saw you, I think you're probably in the clear.

If anything does happen (police or whatever), just say you have no idea what she's talking about.

And I'd stop creeping on people, too.

>>714993131
I don't have any though.

OP lyssna din hora, är du dum i huvudet som gör det här?

>>714993450
Yea your right
I might have to go out and get some external locking for my door now
Wouldn't want op coming to my apparent

>>714993538
Bumpppp

>>714991083
OP, say you had a friend over and he slid your phone in. Say you had mentioned that you thought she was cute and that your friend said to go for it. Say you know she had a boyfriend and that you couldn't. That he slid it in as a way to force you to talk to her. Just say you were nervous when you actually got the phone and didn't want to bring it up, but when you realized that it seemed creepy you wanted to set the story straight.

>>714991443
Piss on your phone through the slit.

>>714992554
Watch out, City Face!

>>714991083
Isn't there normally some kind of cover over the hole to stop people like you perving on them?

>>714993658
har inte skrattat så här hårt på länge, vilken dåre

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>>714993688
>>714993450
We don't have dead bolts in this apartment complex, just regular locks (x2) with keys, pretty sure there is no way to open them with a credit card or anything like that.

>>714993590
If I try again I have figured out how to make it safer, just put the headphone jack in and tape it down, and even if you drop the phone, you can still haul it up. Gotta learn from mistakes!

is there a gap under the door OP? if there is you could say that you dropped the phone on the ground and then accidentally kicked it so that it slid under the door

>>714992954
Fiddling with his dick etc.

>>714993175
You can't open a Yale lock with one either, go try it on any modern apartment's front door and you'll see.

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>>714992631
>I've talked to dozens of chicks
Great accomplishment for a grown up

>>714993211

In America, we have alphas and betas.
In Sweden, they have superalphas and omegas.

OP is not a superalpha. Guess what that makes him...

>>714993688

Someone with enough skill can still pick a deadbolt though...and with determination, enough skill isn't a whole lot.

Someone with determination can also just kick it all in.

Best defense is a good offense.

If you can't afford a problem-solver, a cheap wooden bat or a crowbar is better than nothing.

If you're worried about break-ins when you're not home, a shitty pawn-shop laptop + well-hidden webcam = DIY home security.

>>714994134
Yeah pal, front doors have a 15mm gap under them. Helps with airflow

>>714993428
>we are not a police state with security cameras in the hallways (what the hell?)

You're the reason there should be cameras faggot

>>714994366
Deadbolts are just as easy to pick as any other lock. They're safer because the average idiot can barely pick their nose.

why would you even want to take pictures of your neigbour's apartment?
are you retarded?

>>714994121

Two locks with keys? If one of them looks like the pic, that's a deadbolt.

And I'd just stop trying to spy on her, dude...what does seeing the inside of her apartment even accomplish for you?

>>714994121
>If I try again I have figured out how to make it safer, just put the headphone jack in and tape it down, and even if you drop the phone, you can still haul it up. Gotta learn from mistakes!

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Stop being a fucking creep and go outside. Make friends. Holy shit, dude. I hope I won't turn into a huge faggot like you when I'm at your age. Jeez.

>>714993493

Yeah OP is going to get jihaded.

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>>714991852

Hey is op here I have an idea how to make it way easier to take your creep pics with your phone

>>714993428
Hej Johan. Jag har läst hela tråden och hoppas verkligen du kommer och tar ett snack med mig snarast.

>>714994295
Smartass. It's a figure of speech, you know what I fucking mean lmao

Tell her you were dropping offa chrismas card and accidently dropped your phone to

>>714991083

Kick the motherfucker in.

>>714991813
Just tell her that a family member came over with his/her son, you gave him/her your cellphone to play and that he/she dropped it there as a joke

>>714994711

Yeah, it can definitely be done by anyone with enough practice.

At my previous job, my boss once locked his office door with the key inside - he tried using a card and it didn't work, and he was ready to call a locksmith to open it...

...I was able to pick it with a paper clip and key blank in ~2 minutes, and I'm really, really not even that great at it.

He looked at me like I was some kind of criminal at first, then says, "Well, we might need to get a better lock!"

>>714994950
haha nu jävlar är det klippt johan

>>714995117
You should've told him if he paid you more you wouldn't need to know how to do that and then laughed.

>>714994290
It is possible to open them with a card but not a credit card needs to be more flexible. I'm a locksmith and use a piece of flexi card to open Yale's all the time

>>714991852

Wizard detected

>>714991083
lmao OP i know that door i know exactly where you are. GL tho.

>>714992869
I've become a bit more of a hermit recently, but I get what you mean. Only difference is I work during the day and am too tired to socialize after work. I'm an introvert so dealing with people for 8+ hours and then dealing with more people leaves me grumpy as fuck. I'm sure girls wouldn't want to deal with a grumpy sleepy dude even if when he's not grumpy is a genuine dude.

Then again there's always liquor to get me friendly again...

>>714992480
Tell her a jerk friend took ur Phone and droped It there for the lulz being as alfa as u are she Will belive it

>>714991083
just tell her ur nephew was over and got hold of your phone and stuck it in. To young to know what he was doing etc. Simple

>>714995340

Seriously? How does the flexi actually get it open if the pins are down?

>>714995952
Do you even know how doors work?

>>714996047

I dunno - maybe I don't!

I didn't think the latch/lock bolt on a Yale would budge if the pins were down, and I thought most engaged far enough into the catch to prevent a piece of plastic from getting to the taper.

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>>714994950
johan det är kört, det är bara att hoppa.

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OP , this is for you to be happy.

>>714991721
This is the only sensible answer itt. Just say you left that shit at your friends house and he put it in the wrong door.

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>>714994950
>>714995220
>>714996253

That is not my name! But I know someone of that name.

>>714996205
>>714996047
>>714995340
>>714995117
MFW I do something relatively innocent such as taking a picture, but you all have deep criminal knowledge of how to break into homes. Calling me out? Pretty sure taking pictures is not illegal in Swedein. Kek.

>>714996737
It's not about crime, it's the fact you did it for no fucking reason.

The hell were you going to do with pictures of the inside of her apartment? Jerk off to them? Does interior decor get you horny?

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>>714996737
I steal shit. You take creep shots of houses. Don't try to pretend you have the moral high ground faggot.

>>714996737

I've never used my (extremely elementary) knowledge of picking to commit any kind of crime - I just think it's interesting, and it's a good skill to have when you lock yourself out.

You actually did break the law though.

>>714991083
Simple fucking solution. Make a flier or a party invite or something and post it through the door.

Go over and knock later and say you feel like a total spaz, but you were put delivering fliers for your church or invites or whatever and you had your phone in your hand and accidently posted it too.

Most people pretty much believe anything they hear and if youre laughing at yourself about it, it'll complete the sale.

>>714991852
sides died

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>>714996908
I bet people prefer having pictures taken (won't even notice), than their stuff robbed. Swedish police coming for you, pic related.

>>714993493
topkek

>>714997111
trips have spoken

Say that you were looking through the slot to check if your neighbours had gotten the newspaper, because you didn't get it. It was dark in there so you used the camera flash on your phone and accidentally dropped it. This will explain why the camera is on

>>714997630
At least the robber would have the common sense not to drop their phone into someone's fucking mail slot.

>>714991852
Fucking glorious win.

Love it, OP do this

>>714992480
Shoulda gone with >>714991852

>>714992480
Did you leave the note in there????

>>714996832
KEK

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>>714998143
...

>>714998444
Checked

Dude, you must talk with here as soon as you can, this only can end with both at the stairs, you looking at floor, and she yelling at you for pervert.

Tell her a friend was being idiot and drop the phone at a random mail intake, you'll laugh, she will laugh.

End

>>714991724
The real question

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>>714993428
>I live in Sweden
That explains a lot

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>>714999033
>>714994881
>>714992654
>>714992631
>>714992471

MFW people assume you are not a normal person for doing something like this.

I actually "have" a girlfriend by the way. Girl works at the gym, meet her many times every week, she helped me with the work outs, seems into me. Pretty hot and cute, she remembered my name. Haven't officially asked her yet, but she is definately ready to go right away.

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>>714999524
You're not fooling anybody, son

>>714992938
And by the time OP gets back from the hardware store, his neighbour is flipping through his dickpic selfies, laughing at his micropenis.

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>>714999524
You need to do a creative writing course. Faggot.

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"Would you please call the neighbor for me? Ask him to go over to my house, peek in the mail slot and see if he can see my pussy. If he does, have him throw it a sardine." Mrs. Slocumbe

Your phone will lock she won't see what's in your pics

It's time to go all in.
Rape and murder her.

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>>714991083
Wait at her door until she is home and tell her you put your phone in her mail slot as a poorly planned way of having an excuse to talk to her and try to ask her out, better to be embarrassed about that than what you were actually up to, also stop it... Get some help.

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>>714999524
>I actually "have" a girlfriend by the way
>Haven't officially asked her yet, but she is definately ready to go

>>714992480
Post pics or this never happened and you're just a lieing faggot

>>714991852
laughed hard

>>714999524
Normal people don't take pictures of their neighbour's apartment through a letterbox

>>714991083
ya dun goofed op

>>714991083
do exactly this. Say your little brother put your phone in her slot. Leave a note through the slot. It doesn't matter if you have a little brother. She won't question it. It will be a good way to meet her at the same time. Don't be a pussy, just be plausible.