Let's get a secrets/confessions thread going anons.

>>714979783
Bump

I enjoy getting close to individuals and pretending to be a confidant who genuinely cares, but in reality all I see them as are games to stimulate me. I have them pour out all of their thoughts, their information in general so to say, and then toss them aside once things begin to get dull in my eyes.

I'm a complete and total fag that craves humiliation kik me aleeshaisperfect

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I struggle with borderline personality disorder. I've told a couple friends but not my parents. College takes extra effort because of it. I refuse to take medication because I don't want to be a zombie with no creativity. I also don't want to use it as an excuse for pity. So, I deal with it.

>>714980490
How do you like to be humiliated? I can do it for you right now itt :)

I post pictures of my ex's huge tits online all the time. No regrets.

When I was 15 I fooled around with my 8 year old cousin

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>>714980587
wtf is happening in that pic?

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>>714981108
but why are all those worms gathering on the upper half of that rock?

>>714980797
story please.

When I was 14 I got fucked in the ass by a business man I met on Craigslist while on family vacation

I've posted this in a couple of secret threads already, and answered a few questions but I'll restate it here.
Me and a small group of friends partook in cannibalism. I didn't take part in the killing however, just the consumption.

>>714981193
They are trying not to drown...

>>714981193
During a flood, fool. Highest point.

are negros allowed to speak on these forums?

I am a moderator on reddit

>>714981533
You can literally make your own subreddit and be a mod. It means nothing.

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sometimes i think ive talked to an all powerful being, but im pretty sure its me through some weird inter dimensional link, i can still feel his/her presence when i try
aka i think theres someone talking to me in my head and by controlling the world, and i believe it because i dont want to think im crazy

>>714981652
like look at this fucking shit.
i decide to post something like this
and then see this shit fucking posted by C&H
http://explosm.net/comics/4487/

>>714981652
Back to tumblr, faggot

>>714980675
Kik me then aleeshaisperfect

>>714982071
hey man whatever
i lurk for like 8 years, make 4 posts, i dont have to take ur shit

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cum dinners, thai works well :)

>>714981371
>Be me
>Weekend so nothing to do
>Live with aunt and cousin
>Aunt has new baby so busy caring for baby in living room
>So cousin wants to play with me
>Play some kiddie games in a room
>Ask her if she wants to play mommy/daddy
>She agrees
>So I told her to lie on bed, she did
>Lay down next to her
>Started rubbing her ass
>Tried pulling down her shorts
>She refused
>I stopped and went outside
>After lunch she went back to room
>We lied down in bed
>Rubbed her ass with my bulge
>So I took out my dick and tried inserting inside her shorts
>She just squirmed
>So I took off her shorts and panty
>Began rubbing my dick on her, she rubbed back
>Came on her privates, didn't penetrate though
>Wiped cum with my shirt
>She shivered with pleasure
>Since then we do after school
>Didn't took her virginity though, I was virgin too

>>714982071
not to mention ur probly just a clone of me from the beginning of time, so go fuck urself

I get off showing people explicit and private pics and videos of my friend's hot ex. Dumb birch would be beyond humiliated and mortified that so many people have seen every inch of her body and know exactly what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt.

>>714980725
Post them here

Have several fetishes including rape roleplay and bdsm.. I'm a woman..

>>714982359
o fuk you caught me 10/10 time paradox

>>714981442
what does human taste like?
like what meat is closest in taste?

>>714982482
Aaand this is a secret how exactly? You realize there are probably some of the most common fetishes for women? You probably didn't know that because you're not actually a woman yourself.

>>714982430
What the fuck have trees done to you faggot

I trusted a dude with sharing nudes of an ex gf ... The anon proceeded to post her Facebook with nudes ... I'm probably fucked

>>714980360
Man I noticed I did that so much before I got my current girlfriend. I would get really close with people just because I loved hearing about their lives and what they'd been through. But by the time they ran out of interesting things to share I'd just go cold.

>>714980360
Well that's an edgy way of portraing just everyone

>>714980587
It's sad that psychology still approaches those "disorders" as some kind of mental disease that needs medication. I mean, if someone is really unhappy with their mental state, then they should get some help to modify it. But that doesn't mean one state is better than other in an absolute way, just subjectively. Do you get any pressure from your family or friends to take meds?

I framed my father for a crime I committed 10 years ago. After 3 years in prison he eventually got the electric needle. I'm starting to succumb to the guilt. What should I do?

been fucking a friends gf for years. hes good guy but inattentive and shit in bed. she likes it rough. my favorite thing to do is facefuck her before she goes out with him and his family. can never tell anyone in rl so here i am

>>714982899
What crime?

>>714982644
What do you mean?

>>714982834

Only a couple friends know and we don't discuss it. The only things I could do without are the impulsive stuff and the difficulty I have with identity. It's hard to form an idea of who I am. Which makes my future uncertain. Still, I chose a career path and will continue on despite being disillusioned with it every now and then.

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>>714982644

>>714982612
Sadly when we ate it, we made it into hamburger and meatloaf, so it was seasoned to taste like those. It's slightly gamey in taste and it's texture is closer to pork than beef.

>>714983030
>sadly

>>714980587
you cant self diagnose like that, go to a doctor, else you're just an edgy wannabe retard

gf said she would never take a mouthfull

didn't tell her i was about to cum

>>714983117
Well, I meant sadly for the Anon I was replying too so I couldn't give him the answer he was looking for.

i cant stop masturbating to incest porn
BUT THAT ENDS RIGHT NOW

>>714983127

I have a diagnosis from a therapist. Thanks though.

>>714983162
Stfu cannabal

Sister is 7 months pregnant. I found out recently I've got 2 months to live due to being diagnosed with terminal depression. I fear I won't see out son born. She has no idea

>>714981442
Did you make a toast to Namira?

>>714983200
At least I can fucking spell.

>>714982986
I see
Well, good luck in the future with your job and life, anon, and if this uncertainty starts to bother you, then you should consider some ways (I don't really know the options) to reshape your mind even if that costs some of your actual personality

>>714983233
No? Is this a video game thing?

>>714983238
Ha I made you reply. I'm a master bait

>>714983129
Those surprises are the best when she has been a bitch lately. Then again, if you already have a woman that swallows all the time, it's not much of a surprise : (

I regularly fuck my 11 yo niece in the ass.

>>714983285

There is therapy that is expensive and takes a couple years to take effect. So I deal with it. I spend a good amount of time alone with my thoughts, grounding myself

>>714983319
You mean you are a master baiter. Faggot. Learn to English.

>>714982615
Its true. My wife was raped as a teenager and nothing gets her off more now then struggling/fighting back

>>714983229
>terminal depression
Nigga all you gotta do is not kill yourself till after, problem solved

>>714983484
我说话中文。好的？

>>714983306
>not knowing every skyrim daedric prince from memory
get out heathen

Forced anal on an ex gf of mine when she was passed out drunk. I was wasted too and we both had been doing E earlier.

Fucked her regular for a while then tried for ass. She was incoherent and it wouldn't go in. Grabbed some lube I sometimes fap with and put a shitton on both my dick and her hole.

Spread her legs and eventually got it in. She tried reaching down to take it out but was too wasted. Pumped slow for about a few minutes then pulled out and came on mound.

She was sore as hell the next few days and couldn't figure out why. Legit had no idea. Almost went to the doctor.

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I spam the shit out of creep threads with this chick simply because it pisses off so many anons. Nothing gives me more of a chuckle than seeing anons get riled up over frivolous shit.

okay, here is a secret but I also need advice with it. I married chinese american woman she had a sister a bit younger than her but not underage. her dad died but before he did he told me to take care of his daughters. I live in the same town as my mother in law and her sister, me and my wife started taking her with us to restaurants and stuff. I was buying my wife a stuff animal and decided to buy my sister in law one too. from there on when I bought my wife a present I would buy my sister in law one too. one day while I was cutting the grass at my mother in laws house my sister in law came over to thank me for helping them at the house. I was talking to her and I grabbed her hand and she looks a bit weirded out but didn't pull it back until I let go from that day on I would do small moves on her, not sure why. recently she asked me to go to eat with her and her friends since my wife was away on a trip and when sitting down she wanted me to sit next to her, she also calls me to hang out with her but i heard that if you look at them in the eyes and they turn away from you that means they are not interested, she looks away but will let me put my hand on her cheek and stuff. does she mean that she likes me flirting with her like that or what?

>>714982977
>dumb birch

>>714983824
What's the problem? You seem pissed off.

>>714983599
B8d. Dumb fuck. Nice dubs though.

>>714983726
i know its wrong but its still fucken hot

>>714983862
read
>>714982430

I used to regular babysit my friends daughter before she start school, and I would jack off on her face several multiple times.

>>714983959
I don't understand. Are you saying you like or don't like that I have these private pics and videos?

Currently having an affair with my Mothers, Aunties, Sisters daughter.

I started catfishing around 9 bc had no friends. 13, kept catfishing bc had depression n used it as a mechanism. 16, full blown addicted, making communities of fake profiles. Almost even ended up on MTV catfish but was underage. 18, compulsive fucking liar, spent all most of my youth being avoiding myself. 19 now, just deleted all my accounts a few days ago. I'm an emotional wreck because thats accounts are all I've really ever known and I've failed at making this change before. This has become almost like a drug for me but doing my best not to go back. Chick btw.

>>714984134
you wrote ''dumb birch''
birch is a type of tree
someone joked '' what have trees ever done to you''
you missed the joke, i tried to point you in the right direction

>>714983416
whats it like piercing her tight little bubble butt with ur hard cock, does she get wet/ moan. how long do you pump her and does cum seep out of her at the end?
>greentext pls

I essentialy molested an old friend while they were asleep. I regret it honestly.

I usually walk into a bar and slap someones girlfriends ass just to see what they'll do.

>>714983909
Yeah I know. I'd be lying if I said I haven't fapped to it a bunch of times.

>>714984245
Oh....my bad. I didn't realize I had done that. Pretty funny. Let me know if you want the pics and vids

i shave my legs

>>714983770
She's being respectful for family (you) and probably confused as fuck about why you're hitting on her.

She may not refuse you really hitting on her but afterwards she'll ask why you did it.

>>714984338
My girlfriend's a bit of a slag so she'd probably do that fake moan thing girls do lmao. To be fair im usually somewhere else flirting with overweight college chicks

>>714984266
>whats it like piercing her tight little bubble butt with ur hard cock,
It is the single most exhilarating feeling in the entire universe, when the long, tender and careful preparation is done and it finally slides ever so gently in.
>does she get wet/ moan.
Yes, very much so. I take great care lick and touch her so that it is enjoyable to her too.
>how long do you pump her
Not very long. We spend a lot of time with foreplay and widening her out, so I rarely last very long before exploding like a supernova.
>and does cum seep out of her at the end?
Imagine the size of gape I leave in her tiny butt when I pull out. Seeping is not the right word...

My secret is I fuck other men's wives, girlfriends and partners. I love the challenge and when I've fucked them a few times, to the point they start failing in love, I lose interest.

>>714982899
electric needle? what like a tattoo?

>>714984194
I wonder if you're attractive enough to where someone has used your pictures for catfiahing. Kek. Good luck on your addiction btw.

>>714984713

Same

Why do we do this?

Maybe its intimacy issues
Maybe its Maybelline

>>714984673
are her panties pulled half way down by her knees/ankles or off completely?
do u push her down to dominate her completely?
do u call her a good little girl/pull her hair

>>714979783
heres my secret nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44PDjTA6lyQ

>>714984726
kek'd

I made a D in analog electronics

>>714984818

Simple

It's because we can.

Plus I love women's bodies and exploring what turns them on and makes them cum physically and especially mentally.

>>714981442
What kind of person did you eat? Did you know them? How did they die?

>>714984864
>are her panties pulled half way down by her knees/ankles or off completely?
We only engage in these activities when we are alone together, so we normally undress completely. I do like rubbing her through her panties, sticking my hand inside etc.
>do u push her down to dominate her completely?
No?! I have never ever dominated, forced, coerced, or in any other way made her do anything.
>do u call her a good little girl/pull her hair
Oh yes. She is Uncle's little angel and princess. - And such an adorable one too!

>>714985159
MOAR!

>>714985057
It was a native american woman, she was 20 years old at the time. We did not know her, she was a drifter and hitchhiking. I can't be sure when exactly she died, but essentially the other man I was with bludgeoned her in the head after incapacitating her in his car, then they hung her feet first from the ceiling and cut her throat so she bled out. And what point she died I couldn't determine.

>>714979783
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.

>>714979783
i like the normal sex, hetero, and full

>>714985040

I've come to the conclusion that people need sexual variety

No amount of marriage or good intentions or monogamy seems to change this

Open relationships are the only honest type of relationship

>>714982899
Electric needle? He got a tattoo? Lol

>>714983229
You don't die from depression faggot

>>714983578
More proof women love rape

I make up reasons to see my patients nude.

>>714985341
Oh my gosh was this along the Highway of Tears in Canada?

>>714985631
No.

>>714985618
What kind of "reasons?" What kind of patients? Ever been caught or viewed suspiciously?

>>714985618
What has been the dumbest of the reasons? Ever do it with the old or ugly just for kicks?

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I had this pair of spiderman boxers. To this day, it was the softest pair of boxers I've ever owned. Well, as all horny teenagers do, I've ejaculated plenty of times into those boxers.

I left for college about a six months ago, and didn't bring them with me. I came home for Christmas break and find my brother wearing them.

I feel both jealous and disgusted. A part of me wants them back, but...they've been tainted by the balls of a other man, my sibling no less.

I stole them from the wash and stashed them in my bag.

>>714985341
That's fucked up.

Hooked up with a girl two years back. Didn't really know anything about her, lay was pretty eh and we were tipsy. Present day I'm in a semi-relationship with a new girl, she's friends with the old hook up.

Old hookup is dating now, gotten to know her and she is pretty fucking cool. She's actually prettier and cooler than my semi-relationship girl. Sex with current girl has lost all spark. Have started to fall a little for old hook up.

>>714979783
When i was younger i had a friend i played wow with, it was a girl. We'd Skype all the time and cam chat and stuff (she had the cam, I did not) and i would fap to porn while talking to her and tell her i was fapping. I was a weird teenager but she was pretty hot. Hi janice. Also her bf got some syndrome and i lold forever. But she was one if those bitches who said I love you to everyone and i hate that shit.

>>714985631
>>714985664
It was actually a little further north of Highway 16

>>714984713
Go to sleep victor

I was at a kids party once, it was supposed to be a custume party but barely anyone was wearing anything really out of the ordinary except me in my full body Spider-Man suit.

At one point two mothers running the party took me away from the other kids, they tickled me and stuff I can't really remember exactly except calling my mom and leaving early shortly after.

Looking back I think I had a massive boner at some point so that's why they took me aside, and I might have been semi-molested? At least not raped.

>>714985802
Burn them. It's the only way you can truly move on.

I made some teenage boys get naked as part of my job once. I feel guilty because boys often get embarrassed about things like that.

>>714986813
What job?

Everyone one I have ever met I have attempted to gathered infomation on them and thought of ways to kill them (never killed anyone)

>>714986813
Was it to inspire you as an artist, only to have them beat the shit out of you, and you lose your will to paint, until you took a roadtrip with an acerbic ocd writer and a waitress from the local diner?

>>714987188
Assistant at juvenile detention center.

>>714987532
I get the feeling this is a movie or book reference.

I found pics of a friend fingering without showing anything. I then proceeded to u compress cache files and find more of her fisting and showing. Like a lot.

Now I told her to review the folder (withtout the cache ones). I expect an answer that goes like "I'm done, but did you look?"

I then expect to answer something like "I wanted to classify the files and saw the previews. It was an accident". All that in the hope she opens up and that we go on with sexual talk and tease from times to times.

I'm married. She's single.

>>714985341
how did you meet the guys?

>Have to stay at sisters place for a month between moves years ago
>Sis has 2 daughters, 8 and 12
>Lifts 12 yo into 8 yo's bed and I sleep in 12 yo's bed
>2nd night 12 yo climbs back into her bed beside me
>Hard as diamonds, couldn't sleep, did nothing
>3rd night she climbs in again
>Wait till she's asleep and start feeling her body through her pj's
>Repeat for a few nights
>Then she wakes up as I'm stroking her pussy
>Shit. Panic and stop.
>"Don't stop"
>She pulls my hand back to her pussy and I play with her clit.
>Next night she climbs in naked
>Diamonds
>As I'm sucking the small buds of her tits she grabs my cock through my boxers
>"I want to see it"
>Whip boxers off
>She stares at my cock and I ask her to stroke it.
>Starts stroking my cock, feels great.
>I ask her to suck it and she does
>Tell her to swivel round into a 69 and I start licking her pussy
>Licking and sucking her clit as she sucks my cock
>She begins grinding her pussy onto my face
>Going to cum, can't hold back any longer
>Cum in neices mouth and tell her to swallow it as it's good for her
>She swallows my cum and keeps sucking as she grinds on my face
>Soon she starts trembling and moaning as she has her first orgasm.
>We made each other cum every night for the rest of the month

>>714983229
I fucking love this, don't sneeze on me or I might catch it too

I think I may be bisexual heavily leaning straight.

Like, I have no desire to suck dick. Pussy on the other hand is godlike.

But I wouldn't mind a blowjob from a dude or fucking a tight boypussy. But I'd much prefer pussy.

When I was young I was abused by my older cousin (4 years). We used to kiss with a tongue a lot and during summer we used to "play games" in a childrens tent. We used to get naked and perform oral sex. I don't recall all this as something that hurt me and we've never ever talked about this. We are still in good contact and she's married and a mother now.

Also cheated my gf with a prostitute once and it was terrible. But lately I'm thinking of doing it again....

I also do a lot of videochat.

And I'm in posession of facebook passwords of my gf's roomates, but they never share any nudes with their bfs so it's kind of useless....

>>714987651
Is your comment as good as it gets?

>>714988065
*(4 years older than me)

>>714988111
Your get is included in the get compilation thread
>>714986997


Thanks for participating!

>>714987655
Do you think this will work? (OP asking)

>>714987792
Dude how short are you?

>>714987792
>as she has her first orgasm.
How do you know it was her first orgasm?
Doubt.

Today I made out with my 8 years old student, then she proceeded to hug me and said l love you

Probably the most intense moment in my life

>>714988236
She told me and I just assumed she was being truthful. Didn't matter to me either way.

>>714988065
>When I was young I was abused by my older cousin (4 years).
>I don't recall all this as something that hurt me
Then why do you call it abuse?

>>714988316
You're gonna go to jail pedo. No way that's staying under wraps.

>>714984285
story please

>>714988316
So you like to play with fire?

>>714988393
I did way more things with a girl same age and I'm still here, problems normie?

>>714988499
Tell me your secrets then

>>714988448
I feel pretty safe for now, but it's not for the thrill, l really like her and lately I'm totally uninterested in adults

>>714988363
I don't know, it's just a word. And she was old enough to know what she was doing and I guess I had no clue.

>>714988569
Be in situations that could lead to this, without predating, chances are they'll come to you

>>714988647
What are you gonna do when one of them finally blabs about what they did with you?

>>714988742
The other one will not, still not sure about this, but a kiss would only cost me the job, in this country

Next time I stay in my friends house I plan on seducing them, but have no idea how.

>>714988827
Republic of Pedistan?

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>>714979783
I recently broke up with a really skinny tight pussied 8/10 and all my partners since are usually average or below average and I have been going limp in the middle of sex because either i don't feel as much and they are shit tier compared to her or I keep thinking how she's probably getting railed while I'm here fucking ugly bitches . I've faked about 90% percent of orgasms just so I can be done and blame going limp on being overstressed or because I came and tried to keep fucking .

I hate my life
I hate that sex will never be as good as with her

Pic is my last fuck

>>714983726
My fetish is to fuck my gf when she is sleeping. She's on a IUD so I can cum inside all I want. Most I've done was 2x in a row, but I was going for 3, almost made it too. So hot

>>714981429
Girlfag or guyfag?

When I was 14 my best friend and I got drunk for the first time. We played truth or dare and he asked me for me deepest secret. Pissed, I told him I wanted to suck a cock. A couple of turns later I chose dare and he dared me to suck his cock. I crawled over, undid his jeans as he helped, got his cock out and started sucking it. He came in my mouth within minutes and I swallowed his cum. I sucked him off again about an hour later. Thereafter I sucked his cock almost daily.

>>714988223
Anyone?

>>714989137
this is like one of my biggest fantasies

>>714989137
Get married already

I'm 6 foot with bleached hair and the body of Adam Levine despite being 42 years of age. I am a lawyer in a huge city, have a nice car and pretty fucking big house. Despite this, I have never been able to settle down with a lady. Sorry, correction; I have, but it has never worked out. I'm a pusher. I push people away. Quite frankly, I think it's unfair.

>>714989137
Did you ever do more than that?

I'm fucking sick of being the white knight, the shoulder to cry on and the one you can depend on. Cant i be the asshole every now and then?

>>714989016
Yes, it's a nice place

>>714989418
Nope, I just blew him whenever he wanted, sometimes at school. Used to love sucking his cock when he was on the phone to his girlfriend.

>>714987758
kek

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>>714989380
>I'm a pusher. I push people away.

>>714989488
>β

I licked my cousins and friends assholes when we were five.

About Christmas time, our family had the usual get together. It was after dinner, and us kids are like in this room at the back of the house "playing" while the adults drank at the table.

I remember my one cousin, who I later found out was molested, said we should lick eachothers bums.

I knew it was a bad idea but i went with it anyway, was me and 3-4 other girls.

We all lined up on the bed, and she gets up and spreads her cheeks. One by one we shuffle down, get up and lick her ass.

She then sits down and we cycle through everyone. Went on for like 30 minutes, weirdest thing

>>714980587
I'm pretty sure I have it too, but I haven't had a proper diagnosis yet. I've spoken to others who have had it and they told me they had the exact same symptoms. Only difference here is I use it as an excuse for pity cos I'm a piece of shit. The constant mood swings and acting like a different person gets annoying.

I still use xD, only with my amigós though

When I was 9 I was molested by a 13 year old girl at the babysitters.

She made me play doctor in the basement of the house we stayed at after school.

She made me finger her then she'd play with my cock.

I loved it, wish I could go do it again.

Having Schizoid PD sucks, more so if you are AWARE you have it. It's like being in a constant state of depression, for me at least.

Cam chat blackmail guy here

I get off to guys telling me how they would fuck my straight smooth friend

I'm married, 35, and my wifes sister has a gay son (my nephew).

Whenever we are at family events he and I sneak off and he gives me head.

>>714990172
Stop being so ungrateful, not all of us have a university qualification.

>>714990172
I have it aswell my friend. I know that feel trust me

Am 18, have a tulpa.

inb4 schizo

>>714983229

>terminal depression

Sides

>>714983726

Fucked GF last night in ass. By the end I had my cock and three fingers in her ass then came inside.

>>714990368
Whatever, jerimiah

>>714990278
Applied for it, didn't get any, not even public uni. Trade school atm, going to be a baker.

>>714990338
Back in school, did you feel weird having a crush? For me it was all "Hey I like you but I really don't wanna pursue a relationship".

>>714979783
I can't pull my foreskin the whole way back. I did a bit of research and I'm assuming I must have phimosis or whatever it's called. Does anybody know if it's worth getting checked out? Like if I'm gonna fuck someone will they find it weird and does it increase the chance of any genital medical problems??
Would appreciate some real advice on this cause I have no fucking clue

>>714990634
>says he has a Schizoid PhD
>then says he didnt go to uni
youre a walking contradiction

>>714990687
Lube up and practice slowly pulling it back every day. Also do it in shower. Used to be that way when I hadn't had sex much.

>>714990776
Will it eventually come the whole way back? I'm really afraid of trying to force it back and ripping something

>>714990634
I had crushes but everytime the grills were already in relationship and that was just fucking depressing m8. After school I cut all contacts with everybody, never answered the texts, calls etc... (except for family ofc). A few years later and now I am almost completely alone, I live alone with my little doggo and spend most of my time alone, and somehow I feel like this is the way of life that I really enjoy even if I feel lonely af from time to time

i'm fat and very likeable. but i'm a big fat fag who dildos his own ass and wears womens panties that i buy from VS. only my close friends know i love cock

>>714990751
Haha, that would be awesome! Mentall illness as a continuum.

>Schizoid Degree
You just don't pursue relationships.

>Schizoid Masters
You don't pursue relationships, secluding yourself from other people, living life as a robot.

>Schizoid PhD
Straight-up hermit.

>>714990959
I've never seen dildo used as a verb before but this made my day.
>'dildos my own ass'

>>714990938
Happy for you, anon. Seems like THE life I want to live. Do you consider this a success? Like, you've made it?

I cheated on my wife every week for 2 years now and no i dont have pics thats how u get caught

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>>714988316
>night
is that u from jp ?

howd it go down, what about the classmate?

>>714991260

Who is the girl? Where do you go?

>>714985344
booooooooring

>>714985617
SOME women love rape. but most of the time only do when they know it's not real and just a game...

>>714991235
Well tbh not really. I don't have the best job ever (code monkey for a small company) and I believe like we all have some kind of goals/mission to complete during our life. I feel like mine is to code some kind of program (game, IA, software, I have no precise idea really), something useful for the world. But this somehow feels like an unachievable dream and the amount of work it asks just discourages me sometimes.

I am a huge fan of rap music and infatuated by the lifestyle that all of my favourite rappers live. I'm fairly decent at writing bars and I am a good looking young (18) white male, and therefore I could benefit from both sex appeal and white privilege. The only thing stopping me is finding a dope producer, of which there is none in Scotland.

>>714991992
No motivation huh? Happens to me too. Well anon, gtg, hope everything goes well for you.

>>714979783
I love CP

>>714992308
cya anon, and don't forget it's completely ok to be like this. Your life, your rules.

>>714992264
Interested in working with a total unknown from the usa? I write bars regularly that i think are good (who knows what other people will think) and produce my own beats and tracks.

>>714992506
Link to a beat?

>>714992578
I literally have nothing online. Its been an entirely private hobby thus far. I just have a ton of text files with lyrics and a bunch of random mp3 beat tracks ive put together, all just lying hidden in my hard drive.

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Since college my sister and I have been sexting. We were both lonely and horny and it made us both feel better and cum hard. We still send pics to each other to fap to. Pic related.

>>714990886

Don't force it at all. Just gently, bit by bit, day by day. Be patient. Think about stretched earlobe piercings. It's the same thing in theory. Do it gradually

>>714981488
No nigger

>>714981533
So you're saying your a faggot

>>714993299
Fuxk yea i duckon love suxkin dicks

15 yo. guy here and I have a friend who was secretly gay for me since we were 10. I had an idea he was because once at school camp he got in bed with me and dry humped me but because he was a crazy person so I thought he was just messing around. Cut to this year, we were skyping and playing videogames at around 4am, we were talking about fantasies and he told me he had a secret fantasy for sucking cock. At that moment something in me clicked, I said "Dude same" then awkwardly hung up. I never knew I was bi until that moment. We started sexting each other and when I was sleeping over at his with a few friends, we waited till everyone else was sleeping and then he gave me a hand job which I stopped because he was hurting my phimosis and I went to return the favor but felt too awkward. Next few months I planned to go over fulfill his fantasies but on the day I got too much anxiety and made up excuses. Now I still want to do it and I feel ready for anything but hes got a new girlfriend and he doesn't want to do it anymore (even though he was sexting me while dating his previous girlfriend). I still jerk off to thoughts of him, he had a huge cock for a 15 year old. I blame him for making me crave cock but I cant get any now :c

>>714981533
we get it you vape

>>714993390
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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im a survived dumpster baby.

got caught catfishing funniest moment in my life

kinda addicted to jerking off strangers in public places

Not to shit on this thread or anything, but I honestly don't have anything that I've done in my life that I wouldn't tell my mother about.

I've done some rank shit, but I'm not ashamed of any of it.

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>>714993596

>>714993415
cmun bruh

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I like to cum on pictures of girls I know, and have other people cum on their pictures too.

Pic related

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>>714979783
I'm steve bannon and a I secretly convinced a bunch of rednecks a bunch of shit that wasn't true to get a man elected in order to allow exxon to beef up trade with russia and erase EPA regulations.

i post ads on craiglist with picures of my cock asking to be sucked.
i never reply back, i just want to feel desired

>>714993805
What about the idiots on /b/? How did you manipulate them?

I watched from the closet while my 35 yo wife sucked off the teenage neighbor

>>714994041
hot af, wre you fapping? Did he know? Did she?

>>714994041
Green text that shit

>>714985778
I pissed in the chicken soup at panera bread. Enjoy you fucks.

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>>714983759
>frivolous shit
Does having the downs hurt? Why didn't your parents abort you when they found out or at least the last time they saw you?

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>>714982430
>my friend's hot ex
You're a sad man. Can't you fuck up a relationship yourself and be pissed at "your ex" instead of needing to ride the coat-tails of your "friend"?

>>714992824
im about to fucking throw up

>>714990687
I only have a mild version and can pull my foreskin all the way back. A year ago I fucked my gf without using lube or saliva and it broke my cock. There was blood everywhere. Healed up nice in like 3 weeks but still, was scary as fuck.

So go get it checked out. Depending on how bad it is you might have to do some basic surgery, but I've been told that it's no big deal.

I'm still in love with her... my wife doesn't know

there was a cat in my town who terrorise my cats and eat their food... So i trapped him in a box with some food, struggled him, punch her face and then I drowned him wrapped in a trash bag. Now we are all happy

>>714994900
came for the dubz

Stayed for the wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff lol

>>714995038
Struggled with him*

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I want to fuck a customer at my work I have been talking to but I am married and she does not know. I think I will since the wife is not putting out much anymore.

>>714979783
Stepdaughter guy here. We recently got a kitten, so my gf and I sleep with our door open so he can come and go. On Saturday morning, my gf was still asleep, but I heard the door of Sophie (17 yo) open. She has to pass in front of our room to go downstairs. I wanted to fap a little and maintain my morning hard on so she could could see it through my underwear, but I had no time before she walked in front of our door. Instead I just let my disk and balls out, and the cover pushed to the side, I pretended to sleep.

I heard her pause in front of our room, and i'm pretty sure she saw it, because she always looks for the kitten, and he was sleeping next to me. She said nothing, and during the weekend she cuddled as usual.

I wonder if I should try to expose more, and let her see my hard on. The thought of her seeing me makes me want to fap

>>714984540
didn't thought I would get an answer, I ended up kissing her and she just smiled and kissed me back. never mind then, change that from advice to secret lol

On the first day my current gf stayed in my bed we fucked and haven't stopped since. Every time I told I pulled before cumming I haven't because I enjoy the feeling of cumming deep in her pussy.

>>714994481
Want the pics and videos or not?

>>714995754
Oh hey dude, she turned 17? Shows how long it's been since we've spoken. You know who I am, so how have things been?

I sell my urine since 7 years and even have to pay taxes for these transactions.

>>714979783
IM FAILING AND I CAN DO SHIT ABOUT IT

>>714996016
Very well, Maisie is growing more than ever, I had a few opportunities to cop a feel on her Tits, sadly I see them less often, but they're really big for a 13 yo. Sophie cuddles more and more often, even though she has a bf now(will spend the night with for the first time after new years eve). I posted some pics of maisie pants last Monday on another thread

>>714996246
>. I posted some pics of maisie pants last Monday on another thread

Damit I missed it. Repost them?

Did you ever make a throwaway email or kik or whatever?

i've committed some pretty heinous acts against my wife. cheated on her multiple times, some with her relatives. i've tried to fuck many of her friends too. i've also drugged her so guys could play with her at the club.

>>714983616
Name them then fag

>>714988577
Peado.

>>714990687
Phimosis = stinkdick

>>714993534
Story?

My gf is pregnant. Last Friday started to bleeding like a fountain. I'm afraid something happens to her, very serious Muslim parents and older siblings. If they find out I'm dead

>>714997289
Not if you wash every day like everyone else.

I got molested by a teacher in high school and now I have a rape fetish, I can't get off unless we're doing rape roleplay

>>714997430
If you can't properly pull it back, how do you clean below the helmet part thing?

I honestly wish I never had kids. If someone gave me the opportunity to do it all again, I'd have walked away from my wife after the first date and never got married. Ever, and never had kids. Even though I love my kids now.

>>714997618
He can't. I had the same problem and I didn't even know it could go that far back (because I physically couldn't). Shit was nasty. You can stretch it your self though. If it's too bad you need it I get circumcised

I am so surprised that stuff seems to be going well with her.

Seems like we may actually end up together in the end. But still I am kinda uncertain as to why she said "Yes"

>>714994135
yes she knew. She did it at my suggestion, really. He had no idea

>>714997618
I just rinse with lots of water in the shower, it doesn't stink, trust me.

>>714990687
Have severe phimosis, don't believe what does factors say. I fuck my gf just fine, it takes some time to cum tho. About the stinky dick just wash it properly before and after. Bj don't really do anything. Be careful with anal. And just talk to her. There's always full circumcision and a procedure where they only remove the extra.

>>714979783
My sister used to beat me off every wednesday while we watched ghost hunters, this went on for 2 years or so until she started blowing me.
Finally one day she let me fuck her on the bathroom floor while our parents made dinner. After that we didn't do anything else for a long time, until one night i got drunk and went to her room and ate here pussy for an hour straight.

To this day I havn't had pussy as tight or as good tasting as her's. We rarely see eachother, but when we do we never talk about it.

>>714997437
you male or female? was it consensual molestation?

I told my parents that I got a great job and was making enough to move out. I got my own place and furnished it really nice. However, I am still at my part-time job making $9/hr and now I whore myself out to guys on Grindr for cash

>>714990212
you're one of my heroes on this board.

Addicted to Interracial porn.

Cuckold, BBC gangbang/gloryhole. Anything with black on white.

Im a total racist but pretend to be somehow liberal among my friends

When I was in 8th grade I had a girlfriend in 5th grade. She liked me since I was in 6th grade & would follow me around the neighborhood all the time. I used to try to ditch her or make up an excuse to why she couldn't follow me. Until the summer after 7th grade, I noticed she was getting mosquito bites, she got taller & was cute. Anyway I started to hang out with her more & I used her liking me for so long to my advantage. She would come over my house that summer after my mom & step-dad would leave for work. We'd watch TV in my room & I started to hike up my basketball shorts & have my dick poke out from underneath. Eventually she started noticing & I'd look through the corner of my eye to see her staring at it. Started to get braver & show more, catch her looking at it constantly. I finally just pulled it out while she was looking & she gasps, cups her hands over her mouth & goes "what are you doing" while smiling. I tell her she can look & she stares at it some more, I tell her she can touch it , so she "pets" it with her index & middle finger. Eventually the petting turned into a handjob. It pretty much became a regular thing the entire summer, leading to blowjobs, me fingering her & trying to eat her out (I was bad at it, she told me fingering felt better). She didn't want to have sex but she let me rub the tip of my dick on her pussy. I'd call her my girlfriend but only in secrect because I didn't want my friends to know I was dating a 5th grader. Other kids saw her with me all the time even my mom & step-dad but they thought we were just friends they had no idea. We broke up my freshman year. But I ended up losing my virginity to her when I was a senior & she was a sophomore. Thought I was her first but later on found out I was like her 3rd.

>>714990212
any good new stuff recently?

i forced my cousin to jerk my cock..several times when we were kids..
it kinda made her into a slut

>>714997639
I feel the same way. Marry young too?

I'm a female with some pretty weird fetishes. I was abused at a young age and now I enjoy watching the same thing happen to other girls. I want to have children but I'm afraid that if I have a daughter I will be tempted to exploit her innocence. I fantasize about marrying a rich man who wants to dominate me and his daughter. Win win for me.

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Guys I need some cool made up stories, can I take some of yours to use in the next one of these threads? Will it make be cooler? Please? Guys?

>>714979783
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>>714981193
Your all fucking faggots, and pathetic a bunch of Niggers going on /b to make the world feel for you faggots try me
[email protected]

>>714998549
You sound like my wife's cousin....state?

I am an elementary school teacher and an alcoholic. Sometimes I am drunk at school.

>>714998560
Well, we committed young. She was 19 and I was 22. Didn't get married for quite some time later, and only because she got pregnant.

I love my kids, but if I had to do it all over again, I'd have walked away. Even if I magically knew that my childrens lives would be erased from the timeline. It's deep but I honestly think I go that route.

>>714998757
Quit fucking crying about what your life could have been and start focusing on what it can be in the future.

>>714998678
how young and who did it?

> now I enjoy watching the same thing happen to other girls
where have you watched it? Online only or RL?