ITT We describe video games poorly and try to guess which

And because OP is a faggot, he forgot to describe his game in the first post and needs to add it to the second post to not look like an even bigger Faggot.

> Army of children ruled by adoptive Mother, go out and steal crap from jews and degenerates to make themselves look like beautiful princesses.

bombs dirty water bombs dirty beef bombs

>>714978865
Any fallout game?

>Wake up
>under attack
>help save person key to the war
>She's ungrateful af.
>you and your new allies need to find the source of such great power.
>Journey to far away places seeking out the clues.
>flip reverse, you were the bad guy.
>stay on the path or just say fuck it?

>>714979184
Fallout 3 to be specific

>you resp
>everyone shooting
>nice ass
>nice tits

>>714979212
kotor

>>714979457
Correct.

>go through shit
>giant bitch is kill
>friend becomes giant bitch
>sent to space
>happy song

>wake up
>kill enemies
>you died.png
>wake up
>kill boss
>you died.jpg
>repeat until you win

>>714979621
Portal.

>>714979826
Dark Souls

>>714979826
that wasnt at all poorly described

>gotta save some girl for some reason,
>end up in the sky
>everyone is crazy
>girl has time travel powers
>everyone is still crazy
>at some point time and everything goes crazy too

>>714980126
bioshock ∞

>>714979897
2, to be exact, but yes

you're chilling with your gf
demon kidnaps her
fight many demons all the way to the end
hardest game ever
get sent back to beginning
>do it again, newfag
lucifer is a horned purple gorilla in a vest
>scariest 5 second fight ever
sequel way easier and prettier

>>714980206
Darkness or Dante's Inferno?

>>714980320
nope

>>714980206
Ghosts n' Goblins.

>>714980366
yup

>losing actually contributes to your progress

heres another old school game. I'll only give 2 hints

toccatta and fugue
race to the sun

>>714979339
Overwatch

>>714980588
either bloodborne or dark souls?

>>714980753
Neither.

>>714978529
bioshock

>cowboys and shit
>ranch burnt down
>shoot everyone
>fuck

>shes seems nice
>I always feel like, somebody's watching me
>loneliness

>>714980975
red dragon adventuressss

>>714980622
samefagging because i just want to post a link to the music. l still play this just to hear the music. fun game, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNc7VdD-ink

>>714980588
Undertale

>>714981120
Nope.

>bix nood gets wrecked by a monster
>science man turns bix nood into a monster by giving him more aids
>eat people to gain their hats

>>714981072
nope

it's really obscure, try a bit harder

>>714980679
Yea

>>714980588
Hint:
>the "game" of various tastes and opinions

>>714980957
nope

>get wrecked by a tiger
>live
>spend the rest of the game trying get to catch that same tiger and use it as a horse
>nobody understands your made up language

>why are these guns so fucking expensive
>at least I have a troll face mask
>nope.jpg

>russian memes: the game

>>714981321
a far cry game?

>>714978529
earthbound

>>714981423
metro: 2003 or whatever it was

>>714981321
Farcry primal

>>714980975
Call of Juarez

>>714981182
Prototype 2?

>>714981474
Yup

>>714981507
Yup

>>714981354
Payday?

>>714981466
You had like a 50/50 chance and you chose the wrong one.

BUMPING BECAUSE ALL THE PORN THREADS ARE GETTING SHILLED TO THE TOP JS

>>714981506
westerado: double barreled

>>714981578

Yup

>>714981423
Get out of here STALKER.

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>help mob
>mob kill fam
>climb ranks
>kill mob boss

>>714981659
Mafia II?

Win the popularity of the crowd as you fight for your life

>wake up next to wreckage
>have literally no idea what's going on
>play minecraft
>get bored
>turn the game off
>never play it again

Grind through about 17 difficulties without dying for no other reason than grinding through 17 difficulties without dying.

>>714981506
nah man

>>714981602
THIS guy got the right idea

>>714981590
>>714981654
Here we go, you cheeki breeki.

>>714980975
Read dead redemption

>>714981692
Mad world

>>714981006
Portal

>>714978351
Build shit
More citizen than military
badly spoken taunts

>Tiny jet
>Always use homing weapon
>Dank bgm
>fly deeper into space then literally backwards

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>>714981702
No Man's Lie

>>714981783
R type
... or any bullet hell shooter

>intro to game
>many people once resided in this particular urban area
>now no more
>game starts
>your name is a cleaning compound

>>714981702
The Forest

>>714981834
Kek'd at this image. Yus of course.

>>714981659
gta 3

>gotta go fast: the worst possible edition

>>714981448
Nope

>plot twist
>now you're *really* a ghost

>9 complete retatds
>wants to become a supercar
>wants to fight all the time
>has a latex fetish
>black
>shouts at the other retards
>pretty smart but sits around playing with his toys
>thinks he can help but reallys wants to fight
>stays away and shitposts
>pisses himself and smashes his head against wine

>>714981851
Modern Warfare

>>714981754
Nope
>hint: only on steam, fps

>>714981900
sonic legends?

>>714981900
Sonic 2006

>>714981900
Sonic 06

hats

>>714981965
>>714981969
>>714981971

Think shittier. More denial of this game's existence, or perhaps even ignorance.

>>714981998

team fortress 2

>>714981692
Super Monday Night Combat

>>714981998
Team Fortress 2

>>714982025
of course!

You shake things and save the world

>>714982020
Sonic Boom

>>714981900
Need for speed

>>714978351
>There are a lot of powerful guys, but no one gives a shit about me
>Starting lighting some shit up
>Suddenly I rule this motherfucking world

>>714982055
that wario game?

>>714981692
Paper Mario TTYD

>>714982060
Dank Souls

>>714982111

WarioWare Twisted????

>>714982058
>>714982059

Another hint:
CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE

>>714982020
Sonic Boom?

Sonic Knights of the shittiest table?

>be douchebag to everybody
>be even bigger douchebag to your ex girlfriend who still works with you
>suddenly terrorism
>gf is kill
>your boss turned you into ED 209
>revenge.png
>gf is not kill after all
>convoluted conspiracy theory
>would have fucked the news anchor though.

>>714982111
>>714982165
Nope

Its old.

>>714982191

Sonic R? I played that shit as a kid at 5FPS and it was the worst experience of my life

>>714982191
Sonic R

>>714982161
Good job anon

>>714978529
Hint:

> "I'm not a child"
> "Don't call me that!"

>>714982249
>>714982250
Congratulations, you win un-repressed memories of the fucking Tails doll and the worst soundtrack to ever grace video games.

Your mother fucks your only real motivational figure after moving far from home, then sends you away to find out about a corrupt organization while competing in competitions

>>714978351

small town. people running around. Nuke goes off.

This one should be easy ;^) You'd have to be fucking retarded to not get it.

>be chef
>get attacked by cheeseburgers
>game glitches instead of ends
>rage for 30 years about it

>>714982405
What would you like to play?

Pokeman!

>we waited 11 years for this shit: the game

>Go to the mall and have the worst experiences of your life while trying to eat various food and try various products in unconventional ways

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Hey guys any1 here play oldschool? can some1 spare some coins or a bond?
im at lumbridge-bridge-world82 link me up :)

>>714982494

Duke Nuken Forever

>>714982494
Duke nukem forever

>>714982494
Starwars battlefront (3)

>>714982481
Yeppers

SuMo specifically, but I guess a couple of the games fit the plot

>>714982433
Pierre le chef

>>714982433

Burger Time?

>>714982494
Dick Kickem

>>714982521
Dead Rising 2

>>714982494
The Last Guardian

>>714982579
Good job!

>>714978351
Fight soldiers, Fight demons, slay ancient evil, and lose an old friend in the process.

>>714978351
Fat hairy animal kidnaps you, shit dies

>>714981925

Hint:

>plot twist
>ghost

>>714978351
Too much water
Too many HMs
not new.

>>714979621
Portal?

>>714982698

Pokemon Sapphire/Ruby/Emerald

>>714981265
One more hint:
>prevent your girlfriend from death

Drink potions that increase your skills so high that the game crashes: The game

>>714982542
>>714982544
>>714982548
>>714982607
>>714982625
All of the above, though I had Last Guardian in mind.

>>714982737
Morrowind

>>714981937
Correct

>>714982619
I was thinking 1, but works all the same

> PTSD Doggo
> AI suck donkey balls at times
> Progression bound to AI
> Fucking barrels.

>>714982737
FF7

>>714982764

Resident Evil 4

>>714982759
eyy

>>714982764
The Last Ico Game?

>>714982727
Yea, too easy?

>>714982666
nice trips

Punching boulders

>>714982870

o shit waddup

>be ayys
>have ship made of rap music
>crash because retarded
>elevators
>presents
>rocket skates

>>714982862
Which other game would use the term "HM"?

>>714982764
The last guardian lol

>>714982874

Resident Evil 5

>>714982850
Correct

>be a blonde haired fuck
>have a ginger and an asian friend
>jump higher than African to take garbage to a portal

>>714982904
Blade and soul

Squiggle on the screen and watch it do its thing

>>714982408
>small town.
>people running around.
>Nuke goes off.

>Also lots of guns
>people fighting to the death
>designed around 1950's era

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>>714979826
>Literally describing all of Dark Souls

>You're a wizard.
>Collect crystals.
>collect enough crystals and you get a shield!

>wake up in a crate
>British cunt smarms at you because he's a faggot
>realize you're a nigger
>realize that you have a cloaking device
>remember that there are ayys invading earth
>convince ayys that you are supreme ayy commander
>wtfthatworked.bmp?
>shoot ayy mothers hip with orbital satellite
>use ayy technology to become a nigger again

>>714978351
be like this ape ....drag sum whore from level to level. throw her the fast way....all she can say is "'you find your own way around"

>>714982698
Pokemon omega ruby/alpha sapphire

>>714982937
Hint: you shoot tennis balls

>>714982937
Mighty Max

>>714983173
dude i love wizard knights

>>714983193
Prince of Persia: red bandana edition

>>714983255

Dead Rising 2

>>714983255
Uncharted 5: return of the Gobbler

>>714982228
Mass Effect?

>Sister is kill
>Get Magic Sword
>Kill Dragons and shit
>Multiple Paths depending on choices
>Kill More Dragons.

>>714983197
too new.

>>714983329
No

>>714983349

Drakengard?

>>714983329
Pokémon?

>>714983390
Nooope.

>>714983349
Easy! Ape escape 2.

>ww2
>Command has forsaken you
>Hold the line
>inevitably get crushed

>Help childhood friend save world
>Two worlds
>Estranged Dad bff with big bad

>>714981006
firewatch

>>714983466
So close, bruv.

>>714983474
Red alert 2

>>714983065
stubbs the zombie

>>714983356
I thought you meant not new as in "has been done before" therefore a remake >_<

Easymode:
>a game so bad it almost singlehandedly ruined the gaming industry

Midmode:
>stab famous people
>the bad guy is literally DEUS VULT

Hardmode:
>giant monster eats people
>releases other giant monsters
>rereleased for PS2

>>714982031
>>714982143
Nope and nope, can't be Thousand Year Door it's a first person shooter

>>714983493
hint: unfair brutality

>>714983518
Spongebob squarepants: Battle for bikini bottom?

>>714983547
......Bejeweled?

>>714983518
easy
>E.T
Midmode
>Assassins Creed

>>714982228
deus ex human revolution

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>>714983476
FFX

Be an unskilled fool
on a team with 4 specialists and their generalist leader.
Watch everybody but the sniper die.
as the last one you are destined for demise.

aliens

>>714983595
actually made me laugh but no

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>>714983640
Halo 4?

>>714983630
Sorry the answer we were looking for was actually the sly cooper series.

>>714983633
Nope

>>714983513
its ok anon.

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>u r a woman
>family ded
>lil bro kidnapped
>get a dragon bro
>kill boar lookin ass faggots
>kill biger dragon thing
if i remember correctly...

>>714983730
Star Wars: and the half blooded prince.

>>714983680
halo yes, 4 no.

>>714983640
XCOM 2

>>714983518

Hardmode: Rampage.

>>714983777
nice trips anon, but no the answer seems just out of reach for both of you who answered.

>>714983561
No

>>714983608
Yes

Now go for hardmode

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>>714983760
nope

>>714983819
Oh shit

Is this game more popular than I thought?

>>714983838

Hardmode is Rampage!

Here's a semi-tough one

> two parallel places that are same but different
> befriend entities to fight more entities
> one of your friends becomes a super moralfag, one becomes a full on anarchist and the third just fucks off
> you decide what you want
> magic is kind of op

>u at mad wizard house
>locked up with ur lil sis, big titty druid, and an idiot warrior
>escape
>kill wizard's sis
>kill wizard on a tree

>>714983871

Ha, probably not, but I had it for N64 and as soon as I read that, I heard the goddamn "der der DER DER da DERR DERR DERR!" theme music in my head.

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>>714983730
little hint
>kill giants too

>Free
>You literally don't pay for anything else
>Only grind for skillz
>But it doesn't matter because somebody is going to create something that you can't do
>But hey, its pretty addicting and fun
>The tutorial is legit the hardest thing to do

>be a demon man
>go to earth because u are a twat that didn't follow the orders
>tear everyone apart and steal hearts

>>714983476
Hint

>Mom escaped human farm

Kill abominations until you lose track and wonder why you're traveling around killing abominations.
Wonder later why a certain door (likely intended originally to be a shortcut lat in game) can never be opened.

>>714983927
Shin megami tensei

>>714983972

Incredibots?

>>714983927
fire emblem fates?

>>714983958
>>714983888
Damn, thought I was being clever.

Also nice trips

>>714984059
way off lol. a hint: when you search it up, its the same name as a certain uni in America

>>714984012
shadow of the colossus

>>714984059

Now that's a name that brings back childhood memories

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>be trap
>gf is kill
>have horse
>kill big fat faggots
easy one

Blow up almost everything
Aneurysm causing voice acting
Chess obsessed bastard.
"They've been..... shot down"

>>714984129

So many hours wasted.

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>>714984054
IV to be exact CONGRATS

>>714983972
Now if anyone want hint to this one that i described, when you search the game up, it has the same name as an abbreviation of a certain uni in America

>>714983640
Halo REACH

>>714983349
Hint: Volef is Weak af

>>714983680
cortana r34? if so, moar

LSD every night.
See monsters and coffins and "spooky" towers
Shoot yourself in the head so you can. hallucinate harder and see deities saving you from your bad choices.

Everybody probably gets arrested after the story ends for carying weapons in a school.

>>714984062
Nah man (great game tho)

here's two
>turn based fights
>During said fights you must impress the audience
>cant fight one guy unless you know his name

easy mode
>go through friends stuff and completely invade her privacy
>she'll probably kill herself if you dont

>>714984280
Persona 3?

>skeletons
>super shitty controls

>>714983640
ODST

>>714984351
first is paper mario, boss tubba blubba

>>714984351
First one is Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door

>>714984118
nope. Nice try though.
The game is pretty dark. You spend most of the time that you know what you're doing searching for "blood" though...

>shit goes down
>can't see shit captain
>man-eating bear-doggos
>flashlight is more powerful than pistol

>>714984351
>>714984389
First is Paper Mario: TTYD, and boss is Dupliss.

Is the second one that fucking meme Gone Home?

>>714983972
EVE online?

Water
Endless wastes
Cult
Mystery meat

>>714984231
yes, good job anon.

>>714983977
Darksiders

>>714984496
Allan Wake?

>>714984389
>>714984451
>>714984500
Doopliss, but you're right. Didn't think that many people remembered that game.

second one is wrong though

>>714984585
Nope

>>714984368
I liked the co-op play of odst, but no. In odst (if i remember correctly) you survive.

Have power-armor and magical-science-gun
Power-armor makes you fast as fuck for once.
Pick on enemies many times larger than you.

>after 6h of gameplay you reach the "nice place"
>gets high
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>cont taking drugs cuz why the fuck no
>overdose
>start all over again

>>714984531
angry joe, fury road?

>>714984511
Nope. Clue: when you search name of game up, it has the same name as the abbreviated name of a uni in America

>>714984579
yeah!

Race motorcycles, do tricks.... ps2...

>>714984990
ATV: Off Road Fury?

>>71498499
Freekstyle ?

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>>714978351
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.

>>714978351
Young schoolgirl
assfucked
calls for spoodermoon
doesnt come

>>714985171
You're a fag by maxis

reticulating splines

It's about hint time

>>714982639
Requires items for characters to become stronger "classes". A prince dies after resurrecting his father.

>>714984012
Werewolves make the strongest bleed at some point.

>>714985066
nope, but it is called somewhere beneath you I believe.

>>714985162
which anon were you responding to?

>>714984531
a silent hill game?
(fallout 3)

>>714985414
Was for
>>714984990

>>714985409
SimCity 2000 +/- Special Edition

>wake up to go fish
>thats a big fucking dragon
>get killed by big fucking dragon
>"its your job to kill that big fucking dragon"
>kill the big fucking dragon
>become god
>kill yourself

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>>714985171

>>714985513
then you were correct.

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>>714984059
>>714984511

>My ancestors are smiling on me from the heavens, can you say the same?

>>714985653
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

>>714981709
Diablo 3?

>>714985896
Yep.

>>714984161
shadow of the colossus?

>apocalypse comes
>travel thousands of miles with a girl to find scientists and save the world
>collect comic books and a toy robot and shitton of duct tape
>end up killing the scientists with a scoped revolver and steal their car

>>714985534
Mah nigga
Also having special edition in orig big box is godly.
Back when computer games came with manuals

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ye

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>I'm not destroying humanity, I'm trying to save it.
(I just want to see if any of you remember this fellow)

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>>714985953
last of us
>kinda easy

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>>714985830
>you cant go wrong
Yep

>>714986023
that game was the shit lolz.

There's actually a patch you can get, btw, to run it on a 64-bit system, you know?

>>714986057
does anyone have this gif backwards? starting with the uncertain look on the face and progressing to being disgruntled.

>>714986098
Resident Evil 5

>>714986198
Shit I just play it on an xp virtual machine
The patch sounds way more convient

Blonde guy in a faggy costume goes around collecting stupid pointy things.

>>714986098
Albert Wesker

>>714986403
Yea...
I was looking more for the characters name, but the last game he was in in is good enough.
well done anon.

>You and two other mother fuckers have to do everything
>Creep up on mother fuckers to find out their problems so you can solve them
>You've literally have been trying to warn mother fuckers about this for years

>>714986425
The Legend of Zelda

>>714986539
there it is
you did well anon.

>>714981692
Killing Room?

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>>714986238
no :c

King ghost
Newfags can't handle it

>>714986595
ok, thanks for letting me know.

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>>714986591
yessir

>>714986238
I do but im a mobile fag

Kill progressively bigger things.
Git gud.
Go offline so people don't pop in and murder you.
Get murdered like 10 times by a fat man and a man in a kitty mask.

The game isn't even that hard if you take the time periodically to look for better gear.

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>>714986585
thx dood. Used to play this all the time with my cousin in Vietnam.

Now find the game using this clue (literal ez)