Have you ever met anyone famous? Not just "i saw them at

I was best friends with the guy who's brother was a renowned Olympic wrestler. The guy who was killed in the movie Foxcatcher.

I don't care about celebs, I am not beta

>>714974001
Op here, this is my list. If you have any questions I'll tell the story
>matt mercer
>ron Pearlman
>ross o'donovan
>holly conrad
>bendthatdick cummingsnatch
>bjork
>david bowie

My neighbour won a gold medal in Sydney. He's not really famous tho.

>>714974001
>Singer from Pierce the Veil

Just hung out behind the venue after a show. Worked out because it was a school night so all their fans had a curfew. He was really laid back, made it easy to pretend I wasn't starstruck as fuck. Short little Mexican dude, nice guy

>Tim Heidecker

Got to talk with him on his Office Hours call-in show, he was cool but he hung up on me cause I had a terrible mic and it was causing a bunch of static

>>714974450
Wow, what was your meeting with Bjork like?

File: 250px-Tunnocksteacake.jpg (9KB, 250x137px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 250x137px

>>714974001
Princess Dianna
Spoke with her for a minute, seemed like a rather nice lady to me. Still all the meme style faux grief at her death sickened me, It was sad I suppose but there were far more tragic things going on in the world that no one gave a shit about.
>Je suis charlie.
>Paris attacks.
>etc.
Retards.

>>714974001
Only 2 cool ones
>Channing Frye(NBA player, plays for Cavs now)
>Nicolas Cage(he was with Elvis' daughter at the time)

>>714974001
Gorge Lucas while tick or treating. i a was like 8 and episode 1 had not come out yet.

he was short and grumpy and mummbled and yes he was wearing a flannel shirt. I was cool and didn't say anything weird or sperggy. his kid was all about that candy and was rushing through houses, he had a major haul.

>>714974001
Yeah.
Rob Dyrdek
>my dad lived in Santa Monica
>Go Skate day is coming up
>13 year old me is so stoked
>Take my board down to the Venice Boardwalk, wearing a helmet and elbowpads
>see film crew
>ohshit.jpg
>see a giant black dude, a short white dude and a lanky pale tall white dude
>daaaaad look! It's Rob and Big
>they were filming for like 2 hours
>stand outside for all that time to wait to meet him off cam
>got to shake his hand and nollied for him
>fast foward to 2011
>He's coming to my local mall
>wait in line for like 3 hours to see him
>I shake his hand and he tells me I look familiar
>girlfriend damn near faints that he recognizes me, she thought my story was BS
>he's not allowed to sign anything
>he signs the cup I had been drinking out of for the last few hours

Lost the cup when I moved, damn I miss that.

Now the closest thing I know that are close to celebrities are Formula D drivers(Ross Petty, Cyrus Martinez)

>>714974001
Buddies dad is a musician who did a world tour with Trooper

Met rob zombie at a shitty fast food place I worked when I was 16

Met chester from linkin park taking my brother to project rev for his birthday

did DMT with diplo

was there when danzig got knocked out

I met Jan Peter Balkenende once in Rotterdam.

We talked about football (soccer) and he was being really chill. He actually lives not too far away from my house.

>>714974557
It was a couple years ago, she apparently was in the same hotel i was in and she was leaving to go to a concert i think, or to go record something. I was coming back from breakfast and i saw her in the hallway. I didn't know if it was her or im just racist thinking it was just some Asian that looks like her.

I just looked at her and said "bjork?", she looked back smiled and waved. I still could be wrong, but i like to believe.

>>714974741
I once met Sam Dekker (Houston player) in the Netherlands, he's dutch

I went to school with lady gaga. Really nice person, still talk to here every once in a while, specially when she is here in NYC

File: 1443071559716.png (160KB, 425x338px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 425x338px

>>714974517
>Pierce the Veil

I met Eric Wareheim after their live Crimbus show, he was pretty cool. Tim skipped out the back door. I have a pic in my wallet in case I ever need to prove it.

>>714975172
>here
Her*

>>714974905
>Not just "i saw them at a party once" i mean you talked to them and they acknowledge you.
Way to fail the fucking simplest of instructions...

Met Nat Borchers from the Portland Timbers at a gas station near where we live

>>714975177
Hey I mean if you don't like the music I don't blame you, Vic's singing isn't for everyone. But they're talented musicians, especially for their genre

I married a Victoria secret model, does that count?

>>714975057
>Not just "i saw them at a party once" i mean you talked to them and they acknowledge you.

How fucking hard is this to get?!?

>>714975265
Also met Jon Bellion at his concert on Nov.7 in portland

>>714975265
I feel like you can find more famous people in Oregon than anywhere else. That is, the ones that aren't trashy, like L.A. celebrities.

>>714975355
Oregon has a pretty big community for sports related stuff

>>714974001
I was working at festivals. I have seen many famous musicians in person (kiss, rammstein, snoopnogg, robbie williams, david hassehoff and the list goes on and on and on).
I never tried to chat with them and I couldnt care less about famous people. Some of them are pretty chill and nice, some of them are primadonnas but most of them are just there to get paid, put on a show and leave asap with as little human contact as possible. You can call them professionals or burnouts. The line is very thin.

I can remember one clear exception, the modestep. I had a lil chit chat with them backstage few years ago. They were nice and offered me alcohol. I didnt recognize them. I tought they were the freinds of another performer. They partied like abolsute animals for 10 hours among the common folk, front row. 2 of those guys had sick moves. Cool dudes.

I have a few lil stories like this but nothing intresting.

>>714975219
nigga i talked to him, it just wasn't intersing conversation. I was fucking 8. it was like hi how you doing? happy Halloween and shit, he is a grumpy little man you doesn't talk to people and hates his fans. not even mentioning i've seen him like driving around and in the store and shit after episode one had him back in town.

>>714975057
this nigga just saw a small Asian lady.

I used to rap and opened up gor/hung out with people that used to be famous lol

Bubba Sparxxx
Fabolous
Three6Mafia
Nappy Roots

File: 1443670520748.jpg (19KB, 400x440px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 400x440px

>>714975301

>>714975163
nice he gonna be something in a year or two.

File: 4QQFiNQ.gif (1MB, 245x140px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 245x140px

>in California
>my friend says I'm going to high five random people
>i decided to join
>high-five a few people
>one person grabs my hand and stares at me
>it's Mark Hamill
>he starts laughing like the joker
>let's go and walks away
>mfw

>>714975510
booty booty rockin' everywhere, baaalllin'!

Fucked Marilyn Chambers
Jammed with Eddie VanHalen
Regularly invited to Ritchie Blackmore's parties

I met Tawnee Stone (an old porn star) about a year ago.
She came into my job with her husband(?) to buy a new washer. The entire time I recognized her face, but I couldn't place her for the life of me. It wasn't until about a week later I realized who she actually was.
Also I felt like a complete idiot because I didn't realize Tawnee Stone wasn't her real name.

>>714975577
I love Mark Hamill

>>714975449
You try and defend your fucking "trick or treat" faggotry and than you mock someone else's experience when your initial one wat total SHIT?!?!? Fucking kill yourself

>>714974001
Met flava flav and his son who was boxing at our gym, actually a really regular nice guy and his son was cool too. Really just a regular dude.

>>714974450
Ross & holly, where and how?

>>714975444
You met Modestep? Lucky mf. My bet friend is a head resident DJ for an electronic club so I get to personally meet most headliners we bring in. Coolest two dudes were Cookie Monsta and Funtcase, it was my birthday & me and my friend got backstage and were the only ones to get to talk to them literally right after their set. Badass accents.

>>714974001
I talked to and shook hands with the prince of Liechtenstein.

>>714974450
Did you ask Matt why they kicked out Orion?

>>714975611
He's actually a really cool guy... Was taking shots with everyone and shit

>gene and paul from kiss
did a show earlier in the evening. i worked at a hotel they stayed in. got out of their shuttle van in front of the hotel, quickly shuffled into elevators. no kiss makeup, tho. wearing white bath robes.

>dave brockie from gwar
did a show locally with his side project thing, dave brockie experience. my friend was in a band that was opening up for them. dave came over before the whole thing started just to shoot the shit a little (and to make sure everyone in the opening band was actually there)

Met Dave Goelz. even stayed at his house

>>714975761
>sitting at taco bell
>wearing a game grumps shirt
>ross slides into the seat in front of me and just stares at me with a big smile
>holly comes over and apologize as she yanks him from the seat
>ross whining that he was to sit with the fan
>im just baffled by the situation

File: what.jpg (47KB, 460x692px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 460x692px

>>714975684
wow your salty. it was cool to met the star wars guy as a kid. idk what your looking for, i'd never believe anyone on 4chan claiming more then a random encounter.

and com'on man, i think the Bjork guy can take a joke so fucking lame.

>>714974001
>>actors
yes, a few
>>musicians
yes, a few
>>politicians
one
>>Web famous people
no
>>porn stars
two people whose name you could recognize or easily find by google, half a dozen others that didn't achieve any sort of fame
>>athletes
a lot
>>serial killers
no

Friend of mine is on her way to being famous. Has a few small time acting gigs in the works. Been a year now since she moved out to California and pretty sure I'll never see her again...
Got another friend who's in the pitching rotation for the Oakland A's. We say hi about once a year whenever he comes home.

>>714975808
No, we talked about voice acting.

I used to kick around with Taika Waititi when we were kids.
I stayed with the Thompson Twins on their private beach (they were huge in the 80's)
Meet a fuckton of actors and musicians when I was going out when I was younger

I was at a casino in Evansville Indiana once playing craps and Ron Jeremy stood next to me and started playing... When the dice came around to him he stayed rolling like shit and i lost a bunch of money.

I was like "bro, you're killing me use you're 3rd arm or something" table laughed and ron just starred at me for a second then busted out hysterically

>>714975354
Jon Bellion is dope

>>714976088
I'm going to assume you ment that your not going to see her again because she will get famous and never come back, and not get rejected and burn out a loser forgotten forever.... yeah optimism!

I know it wasn't me, John wayne gacy was at my uncles 9th birthday party as a clown.

Met the Zodiac killer once.
Nice guy, misunderstood.

>>714974001
Jack White came into work one day. I was in a really shitty mood and ended up spaghetting.

Really nice guy though. Cool as fuck.

>>714974517
>>714975177
Lucky. I fucking love Tim and Eric.

my list of people i actually met and had a chat with, not just saw on the street:
>Jack Black
>Necrobutcher/Hellhammer from Mayhem
>Sam Neil
>Ben Browder/Gigi Edgley/Lani Tupu
>Vanilla Ice
>Serj Tankian a million fucking times
>Peter Jackson a million fucking times
>Russel Crowe
>Jason Statham

a few more (tyler the creator, the dudes from coldplay etc) but listed are the only ones i give a fuck about.

>>714974001
My band played a show with Gwar about a year ago so I got to meet those dudes. Also my dad went to high school with the guys from Mudvayne so I get to see Chad and Greg every once in a blue moon. I worked on a food truck and served food to Passion Pit and Benny Benassi at Electric forest 20...13? I think? Cant remember. Met Lauryn Hill the next year. Same year I met Nick Cave, Kanye West, Animals as Leaders, Mastodon and Meshuggah at Bonnaroo due to same food truck. About a year later Black Dahlia Murder came through my town and since they were playing at a club my band played at frequently I got to smoke with Trevor, that was pretty much the highlight, and then another year later got to hang out with the guys in Psychostick at the same club.

They are all almost exactly like youd expect, except for Kanye, he's actually much more down to earth than I was anticipating.

>>714976290
Burn out or not, she's never coming back to Alabama. Can't say I'd blame her either...

>>714976337
Oh yeah? Hows he doing since the whole "Losing the republican nomination" thing?

>>714976531
trev is such a good cunt. met him in 2014

film director Paul Thomas Anderson

>>714976654
He's the chillest dude ever. I sat and picked his brain for hours about lyricism. By far the best smoke session I've ever had. I only wish that one day I can tell as vivid stories with my lyrics.

My list
>Snoop Dogg twice
>Jennifer Lawrence

>invited to one of the game of thrones cast party, got to meet a bunch of the actors
>i saw sasha gray at a gas station, jokingly called out "i like your ass" and she responds with "i like your cock" and continues with her day
>i met the creators of rick and morty
>i met Jeff Bridges, Steve Buscemi, and John Goodman on the set of big Lebowski when i was a kid
>met the cast of sleepycabin at a bar, bought them all a round
>finally, i met snoop dogg in NY. We told a couple of jokes, he gave me a blunt, and we went our separate ways

>>714974001
Work in a bar, Jon trombone walks in, he got smashed, pretty cool guy.

i ran into mc hammer and talked with him for maybe 10 minutes - asked me who i was and i said eh, just a nobody. then he dropped this on me:

"Nobody's a nobody"

I met Gene Simmons at a hotel once, and K-OS after a concert. Gene was super chill despite me hating Kiss. I was like 12 and he gave me a high five and everything. Made a 12 year old rock lover's week. K-OS was a super cool guy. After his show during a little festival in Canada he came over to the fence and was taking pictures with fans one by one. Even stayed to have a little chat with everyone and rocked out to City and Colour with us

Stellan Skarsgard. We talked like daily for a few years.

>>714974001
I'm friends with the lead signer of Battlecross. Met him a few times at shows and we just kinda clicked. Hung out a few times with him and some of the other members of the band whenever they came to town.

Found out a few weeks later that my sister was dating his cousin. He even showed up to their wedding a couple of years later, which was cool, as I really didn't know too many of the people there. Not really world famous, but it's still nice knowing someone like him.

I'm Irish so any celebrities in met wouldn't be too known internationally, I used to neighbours with Johnny Giles who used be play football for Leeds Utd. When I was a kid the whole neighbourhood would play football and he would join in sometimes.
I work in a shop and a regular customer is Liam Cunningham who plays the onion knight in game of thrones, the dude who was stannis baratheons number 2.

>>714974001
Lexi Belle crashed into me while snowboarding once. Met her at the bottom of the mountain and she apologized, chatted for a minute, then she went back up the mountain with her friend.

Extremely hot in real life.

i met john jarrat. I told him about me picking up a hitchhiker and asking him if he watched wolf creek and how he got super nervous

John told me thats an asshole thing to do, i thought he would've laughed of all people

>>714974001
I sold anthony weiner oxy once

>>714974001
Lived in LA for a couple years. Met Red Foreman when i worked at Borders Books, super chill, asked himabout playing the president in the star trek movies. Also cypress hill stole my copy of Knights of the Old Republic.

File: 1.jpg (117KB, 576x1024px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 576x1024px

Met customgrow420 a few years ago

Erik Koston - pro skater- nice guy
Robyn, actually know her, she read harry potter to me in a park in stockholm, the first book..wasnt that interested tbh.
the swedish king waved at me when i was working.
met the whole band of Amon Amarth, won a contest so they let me pre-listen to the jomsviking album with the band and have a chat, was kindof cool.

Met Tommy Lee back during the first recent Motley Crue tour in Aus (Carnival of Sins).

They borrowed bikes for on stage from mates dads club.

He was pretty cool got some pics but in some boxes somewhere.

>>714974001
Met Corey Taylor a few years ago and saw Chris Evans once

>>714974001
Oh shit almost forgot, used to live in the same apt complex as Chyna from wwf, saw her at the tobacco shop and korean bbq place every few days. RIP

I worked for and got to know Michael Pitt, actor for a Jim Darmody from Boardwalk Empire, as well as Hannibal Villain "Mason Verger"

>>714975808
Isn't that an episode of friends or some shit...Fell in love with a prince from Lichtenstein...Something like that...ROSEANNE! The fuck are you doing here, Jackie?

>>714977454
I used to think he was alright. Until I watched how he treats his guests on his shows, he's a fucking asshole to them.

Really ruined the whole cool stoner vibe shit for me. I realized a lot of them are like him, just petty and assholes.

Thats pretty cool running into him like that though.

>>714977584
I also met the indie rock group "Grouplove" really cool bunch of people

Went to high school with Doug Martin, NFL player for Tampa Bay. We had bio class together. He's pretty chill and laid back.

>>714974001
I went to elementary school with Hulk Hogan's kid. We went to the same grocery stores and comic book/card shop. We saw him a couple times there and he'd usually buy everybody in the store something, signed stuff. Bought me and my brother a few things, pokemon decks. I got Zap, he got Overgrowth

>>714977682
Awww shit dat bojack outro gets me everytime....

>>714974001
Didn't talk to him, but Matt Damon acknowledged me being on set. "Oh hey, he brought his kid."

And Elijah Wood and his sister used to babysit me and my sister. Lived across the street and left a large box of batman toys when he did. One of the happiest days of my young life.

>>714977515
i went out with nikki sixx's cousin. met him backstage at a show. kind of a dick

>>714977777

File: Leah_Brahms_2367.jpg (8KB, 270x270px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 270x270px

>>714977432
heh, I do appreciate the deep reference to star trek thing.

My uncle in LA goes way outta his way to meet friends of a friends of people who worked on star trek. like the lady who played Gordie la forges hologram girlfriend for two episodes.

>>714977776
Did you say "share the load" when he brougjt over the batman toys?

>>714974001
Went to school with the kid of the voice actor for The Brain, Toucan Sam, and Kif. Birthday parties and we'd hand out and stuff. Billy West came to one of them.

>>714977708
somebody put her nudes on 4chan a few years ago

>>714977842
Awww shit i remember that

My dad is a producer, so yeah. Fuck you.

>>714974397
neat

>>714977865
I was way young. Hasn't seen anything he'd been in. I remember my parents going to seeThe Two Towers some years later. Growing up and seeing shit he's been in has been pretty neat.

tyler the creator back in high school, although he was more of an acquaintance than a friend

he left like half way through the first semester of 7th grade

>>714974001
I mean he's not a celebrity or 'famous' I suppose.. NBA player, who played college ball in my home town.

But I used to be a doorman/bartender and carded Cole Aldrich. I played it off like 'o-oh w-was just checking to see if that WAS you..' Shook his hand and had a chuckle about it then bought him a beer and a shot.

I actually had no idea it was him. Just thought 'fuck thats a tall dude!', and i'm 6'7" myself.. I'm the type of person though (insert any huge movie star/musician i'm a fan of) could walk by on the street and not even realize it just because I guess I think 'that could never happen to me'

Other than that I saw Rhianna in Vegas once. I was drunk as piss with my brother and heard some commotion and saw this bitch with a crowd of people staring at her like cattle with her massive entorage entail and a few giant black scary looking bodyguards. People were approaching her but no one was within like 15ft of her. Just thought 'well that was kinda cool'. Told my brother who tried to tell me it was a lookalike.. but idk she had the entorage and secuirty and looked exactly like her

>>714977930
producers kids are fucking homos

Played poker a few times with Trace Beaulieu, one of the original writers/performers from MST3K.

Kid I knew in high school was the grandson of Howard Cosell; met him briefly.

Had an hour-long conversation with Doug Martsch of Built to Spill before an in-store performance they were doing.

my friends dads job in croatia is to drive a van with the crew and actors of game of thrones. Drives with them all day,probabaly gonna get an autograph or two for me

>>714977871
Oh fuck maurice, that depressed fuck was tryin to hang out with my boy and me one night, so sad to this day we didnt go

>>714974001
Met Jim Jeffries once. We were outside a venue having a smoke, he asked me where the best place to get a curry around there was.

>Russell Brand tour (trews)
>He walks among the crowd
>nowhere near aisle
>call out loud as poss
>hears me
>have a hug, nice chat, go on stage, he signs my arse and I get it tattooed

tl;dr russell brand signed my arse and now it's there forever

I met Robin Williams and Zelda about a month before he killed himself. It was at some resturant.

>>714978021
Yeah, he and his kid are pretty cool dudes. Kid's in a band now, IIRC. Nothing huge, but he's having fun. No clue what he's been up to now, though, but I definitely wish him the best.

Talket to Sabrina, the Teenage Witch couple of times.

I work at the busiest and highest profiting Home Depot in the world

I have met personally with Future, Jeff Foxworthy, Pamela Anderson, and Andre 3000

Ask me anything?

File: enhanced-13050-1435746744-13.jpg (66KB, 511x288px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 511x288px

>be me
>be last year my freshman year of college, I go to college in South Georgia
> say to roommate "hey roommate we are only 2 hours away from the beach and we have tommorow off before finals let's go
>plan to sleep in his jeep on beach in savanna
> go down there meet up with girl I know that knows the best places
>I say "hey let's go to the peer"
>girl I know says "you can get to the beach area but they have the peer closed off for the new baywatch movie being filmed"
>goes to peer around midnight and party on beach end up passing out and waking up at around 5 am in car
>cars start pulling up and getting out for that days production
>rental car pulls up next to us and parks in no parking zone
>big Samoan man with tattoos gets out
>holyshit.jog
>turns to roommate "roommate I think that's the fucking rock"
>roomate "no way let's ask him"
>rolls down windows
>"dude are you Dwayne "the rock" johnson?"
>"why yes yes I am"
>shitsbricks.jpg
>holy shit dude that's awesome I can't believe we just met you like this
>tell him he is in no parking zone and we saw somone get ticket for it last night
>"Oh shit thanks"
>mfw i saved the rock from getting a parking ticket

Tldr met the rock in savannah ga and saved him from getting a parking ticket.

>>714978151
Andre The Giant was better. RIP o7

File: Robin-Williams-daughter-Zelda-to-star-in-Lifetimes-Girl-in-the-Box[1].jpg (34KB, 600x399px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 600x399px

>>714978062
Zelda is a QT man, I hope she's doing well despite everything that happened.

>>714978171
That was the filming of Baywatch, I guarantee it. A friend of mine is in that movie as an extra, he said Zac Effron and The Rock are both awesome guys.

>>714975045
>DMT with Diplo

im interested in hearing this story lmfao.

Only somewhat famous person I've met was the producer Snails.
11/10 dude, nice af. Tried to get into a taxivan with like 6 girls after the show while holding a bottle of champagne. They kicked him out, he said something like "Well fuck y'all anyway" in his heavyass french canadian accent, came and chatted with me for a bit

>>714978039

how pathetic

>>714974001
Fucked jessy Dubai

>>714978134
My friend has this great story, hes wirkin at the apple store in the grove in la, checkin some guy out, looks at his credit card and hes like "maurice lamarche.....the voice actor?!" And without missing a beat he goes "YES!" in the Brain voice

File: thevisitor_poster_web_v2__large.jpg (666KB, 1015x1492px) Image search: [Google]

666KB, 1015x1492px

>>714974001

one time when i was 14, 25 years ago, i went to breakers water park and met alan michaels. he was a local radio host on the oldies station in tucson and he also hosted a horror movie show that was on saturdays. one of the movies was "the visitor" and i confronted him, telling that it made no sense. he laughed his ass off.

Oh yeah and one of my good friends from highschool is Shakeel Rashad, he plays for Houston Texans.

Also Garrett Scantling, he's a decathlon that came in 4th in Olympic Trials and his girlfriend I know well,

Laura Roesler, she won the Bowerman.

I'm friends with John Romero.

>>714978331
Can confirm Snails is cool af, plays great sets too

I met koko the gorilla. I don't know sign language so i had a translator, but it was fucking cool as shit.
She even hugged me at one point.

>>714978306
He really seemed like a cool dude. There is a scene that was being filmed that day where they drive down the peer in what seemed like a gocart. Me my roomate and friend might in the background fishing on the beach and throwing a tennis ball if you watch the movie. I can't wait till it comes out hopefully they didn't edit it out

>>714978466
Should've punched the bitch in the gut as hard as you could just to see the reaction

Met a few rappers. Met Ces Cru, they were at a small venue Rittz show. Met Rittz. Met Tech N9ne.

Went to a small venue show in my home town, cky and avenged sevenfold concert, met Jess Margera at the merch table.

Met the sax player from Rebelution, bought him a shot after one of their shows. Dudes a hell of a sax player

>>714977127
2legit

>>714978376
Yeah, man. I wanted to be a voice actor for the longest time because of that dude. It's like being undercover famous. Your average dude won't know who you are, but whip out a voice, and bam.
You get to be a celebrity without all the paparazzi and shit. Best of both worlds.
Also, as kids, the amount we asked for Toucan Sam probably got old quick, but this was 3rd-5th grade. We thought that was the coolest shit ever.

I was at a theatre in western London on a weekend away with my girlfriend, during the intermission some dick kept kicking my seat so I turned around and it was Daniel Radcliffe just trying to get comfortable, he apologised and I hopped back a row and talked for a good 10 minutes or so, such a cool guy.

>>714978484
I'll look out for you Anon, gonna go see it when it comes out for the titties and ass and the rock

>Watching trailer with GF

>Why is the water always on fire?

>Because its fucking awesome

I met tom kenny at a party, got home to call my sister as the mayor from Powerpuff girls. She freaked the hell out, it was fun as hell joking with him.

>>714978610
I know man, still my secret dream. I grew up on that shit. Mel Blank is still one of my idols

>>714974001

I hung out and smoked weed with The Expendables after a show. They weren't big then and were playing a bar in Modesto, CA. I was invited mostly because they wanted to bang my sister's hot friend. She was a 10/10 Irish brunette girl.

i guy i went to college fucked one of the indigo girls after a party and used my bed. she drank too much, had sex with my friend and passed out. in the middle of the night she pissed in and woke my friend up. he put on his clothes and left. in the morning when i got home she was still in the bed. when she woke up around noon, she left without saying a word.

>>714975345
Is she actually pretty?
Are all models sluts?

>>714978285
She's a millionaire. Odds are she's doing well.

>>714978738
Yeah. Going back and watching all the old WB shit... That was the golden era. Keep dreaming, bro. If you want it enough, you'll make it happen.

>>714974001
mike ditka on an airplane once
>was flying out of O'Hare
>flying from bootcamp to first duty station
>in dress uniform
>board the plane
>wild ditka appears
>say hello
>he thanks me for my service
>mfw i havent done anything yet
>Da Bears

>>714975638
Lol
Is she still hot?

>>714978610
I met vic mignogna at awa Atlanta at the fooodcourt and got stuck in an elevator with Chris sabbot one year.
If you don't know who they are
Vic is the voice of
DBZ: broly, burter some side characters
Full metal.alchemist he is Edward
Chris sabbot is piccolo I think vegeta and many other people in many anime including Elfman from fairytale

i used to car pool with wedge from star wars
i got a back massage from sasha baron cohen
terry pratchet lived in my home town and was bff's with my friend's dad
i know most of the famous trans porn stars because im a trans sex worker myself

>>714978877
Shockingly positive /b post. Im not comfortable with this encouragement and human sympathy

>>714978983
I met the lady that voices naruto at Manchester commicon...2014/15 I belive, was only a quick meet and greet but it was pretty cool nevertheless

>>714978760
Lucky!

I'm this anon >>714978514 and seen The Expendables several times but never got to meet them. I was trying to figure out a way to find an in with Rebelution's sax player to burn one with the band but after a bought him a shot he acted like he/they were in a hurry so I didn't wanna act like an autist

>>714978514
Oh shit. I've hung out with Rittz he went to highschool in atl with my roommate dude can smoke

>>714979088
Hey, man. This is a thread about neat shit happening to randos. If anything, it proves that famous people are people first, famous second. You're a people, therefore you have one of the qualifications. Go find something the be famous at.

Also, dubs chain was nice while it lasted.

>>714979259
Fuck we tried. GODDAMMIT WE TRIED!

I gave bailey jay a blowjob, she came on my face. I paid her $300 in cash.

File: IMG_20161212_102426.jpg (453KB, 986x719px) Image search: [Google]

453KB, 986x719px

>>714974001
My family works in Formula 1.
Pic related: my brother and my dad (left and right respectively).

I've met quite a few F1 drivers. Worked with some as well. No stories in particular, I'm hoping to get in the industry too if I get the chance. Feel free to ask me anything.

>>714974450
Tell me about Bowie anon

>>714979226
I gave him a blunt but the fuckin manager of the venue was a cunt and kicking people out for smoking... Rittz put it in his mouth and was about to spark it and then he caught eyes with the manager and then put it in his pocket.. My woman and I were rolling balls on molly that night and since it was a small venue, like REALLY small, there probably wasn't even 100 people there and we were front row. Was trying to be like "dude lets do some of these rolls!" But as soon as the show was over her GTFO... probably to go do blow and pound strange

After replying to this thread a couple times I realized I've met a couple famous people and actually hung out with 2 one of which being Brantley gilbert. My uncle used to play slow pitch softball with his state ball team "BGnation" and I went to the game with him and Brantley showed up to play that night. At the end of the night he was sitting on my uncles truck bed in the parking lot playing the guitar and singing some songs. And this lady stops and says to.him "Oh my god you sound just like Brantley gilbert" to which he replies "yea I get that alot" that poor woman will never she met a celebrity. I guess I should add this was before he got super famous (before country must be country wide was released and before he sold dirt road anthem to Jason Aldean

>>714979484
It was one of those theaters where you get your seat number when you buy the ticket. I sat down and he sat down next to me i glanced over and i went fan girl on him. I told him my favorite song was life on mars, he said it was of his aswell. After about 5 minutes of us talking the movie starts and we sit there for the next two and a half hours later in silence. After the movie i shook his hand and that was it.

>>714979404
You didn't swallow? What a faggot, way to waste $300

File: wpid-photo-20150804001125738[1].jpg (207KB, 1698x1131px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1698x1131px

>>714979404
>She came on my face
>She

>>714979805
Hey man, she pulled out and did it on her own. And to be fair, some of it got in my mouth and it was amazing.

>>714979515
Dude he took a hit off my pipe sad part is I got busted with it and 12 has it now

File: 15306009_1666391780325368_2479774714956873728_n.jpg (142KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 1080x1080px

>>714974001
I got a lame one but I actually met Roman Atwood last night at a trampoline park near where I live. He came down to south Mississippi for the Make a Wish foundation. I personally think hes scum but eh. We met.
(pic related)

Matt Damon
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mel Smith

>>714979874
So what are you some kind of reverse-escort or something?

Details. How did you end up doing this? Fuck if there were any negotiations I woulda told that bitch for double her/him/its money I woulda let BJ stick it in my ass, no homo

>>714979404
yea sure Jim Norton

>>714979905
12?

Good friends with the lead singer of a very popular band. I'm just a nobody that was nice to him at school.

He's a fucking Jew when I visit charges me like his house is a restaurant, makes 1000x more money than me.


Money is bad for people.

Lessee...
Went deep sea fishing with Roscoe Lee Brown and Anthony Zerbe

Worked with and hung out with Chris Pontius before Jackass was a thing.

Had beers in the afternoon at a bar across from a convention hall with Stan Lee

Was a fuck buddy to Drew Barrymore off and on for a couple of years.

Spent a weekend shacked up with Sandra Bullock when she was in town filming a movie.

Did some repair work for Jack Lalaine. Hung out and ate dinner with him and his wife. And then Jack hit the sauce and things went crazy.

>>714980193
Sorry don't realize different places have different slang. In my area we call police 12. "Fuck 12"

>>714980107
It was at a bar, i knew it was her/him right away and basically begged for it. S/he eventually said $300, mens bathroom, and we make it quick.

I got money from the ATM then to the bathroom, about 20 to 30 minutes later we finished i was my face off and that's it.

>>714979724
Glenn beck you are a huge fag

>>714974001
I smoked a joint with John Dilworth once. Cool guy. Is the creator of Courage the cowardly doge.

>>714980226
Lol what you have to pay to have dinner with him?

>>714980336
I'm at the opposite end of the political spectrum and nowhere near as famous. But you're on the right track. I've outed myself here occasionally, but I'm not going to do it again.

Ex band members from cradle of filth and evile work at a pub near me, they have other various band members from big groups over all the time

>>714979744
Still pretty cool. Fucking loved that guy's music, thanks for sharing dude

>>714980247
>Jack Lalaine
i forgot about this guy. i met him when i was a kid. my mom is friends joanie greggains and she knew jack pretty well.

>>714980247
Where did pontius work?

>>714980486
Alex jones you are a huge fag

>>714980309
How was it? Can't say I wouldn't have done the same. How'd it feel walking back into a bar with tranny cum on your face? Lol I would have been pissed about that, woulda swallowed it like a champ

frequent sdcc
ran into sara underwood while waiting to cross the street and said what's up.
also bought a pitcher for adrienne curry.

>>714980486
Ryan seacrest?

>>714980544
We worked at Jamba Juice.

>>714980644
As i said, i washed it off before leaving.

>>714980285
I wanted to do nose-drugs woth Rittz so bad that night and smoke that blunt with him

>>714980540
He was a cool guy. Strenght and stamina galore. Also one helluva nice guy.
But he LOVED the grape.

>>714980742
Shoulda wiped it straight into your mouth

>>714974472
Is your name matt?

>>714980741
Lol cool

>>714980812
i was too young to remember that, but i seem to recall being annoyed by his tv show being on before weekend cartoons

My best is meeting Taylor Swift when she was 16, just a year before she blew up. I've seen her on Myspace (member?) for awhile and met up with her when she was playing a show at the Whiskey A Go Go.

When I was in 3rd grade, the UFC fighter Holly Holm came in to our class (she was from around that area) to talk about what she did for a living. This was like 3 years after she started fighting professionally. She gave the whole class signed autographs.

In hindsight, why the fuck did anyone think a class full of 8 year olds would give a shit?

Al Pacino, Robert Redford, Diana Ross, Gilbert Godfried, Ossie Davis, Rosa Blasi. I worked as an intern cutting film and working on Avids back in the day.

>>714980940
Wtf are you literally 6 years old?

>>714980939
So which song's about you?

i dated a girl who was waaay too into celebrity
she was fucking stupid
just like all u stupid cunts
famous people are mostly shit irl, probably because they're basically prostitutes when promoting their shit and otherwise want to be left the fuck alone.
and who could blame them?

>>714980948
How's Gilbert in person?

Went to mick foley's house

File: 1468177597830.jpg (56KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 450x450px

>>714978650
>peer

Robin Asquith
David Wilkie
Paul Squires

>be me
>at club in LA with girlfriend
>get hit on by Kelly Osborne
>she was drunk and smelled pretty bad
>one of her friends was hot, though
>my girlfriend is standing right next to me the entire time listening to this
>Kelly asks me if I want to spend the night with her
>Make a joke like, "my girlfriend wouldn't approve" and point to her
>Kelly says, "she's cute. I'd be up for a threesome"
>gf finally, speaks up, "no thanks"
>Kelly makes some crack, "oh you're just too uptight" or some shit like that
>gf says, "we'd do it with your friend, but you're just not our type"

>>714981048
b8ed

File: irish.jpg (679KB, 1966x3000px) Image search: [Google]

679KB, 1966x3000px

I met Saoirse Ronan on in an airport, we told jokes, had lunch together, and took turns trying to fake eachother's accents. (I'm german, she's Irish) overall fun experience.

>>714974001
Ive actually met Natalie Dormer before she was super nice and cheeky actually engaged me in conversation asked me about what I thought of the show and talked some behind the scenes tidbits it was pretty cool

>>714981252
Obnoxious. I was at a club called the Redzone in NYC back then and he was drunk as hell, yelling in my ear and kept trying to hold my hand.

File: julian.jpg (5KB, 142x216px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 142x216px

>>714974001
I see Julian from trailer park boys at my work all the time. Nothing interesting though. He just pay's for his stuff and leaves. He seems like a okay guy. He has time for fans even when he is in a hurry.

>>714981400
WHaT year

File: 13568595714.png (113KB, 396x387px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 396x387px

>>714974001
i took the day off school once to get my book signed by derek acorah

>>714979724
If you're Alex Jones I don't really like you all that much but we share a common enemy in the Young Turks, and I have mad respect for anything involving them being mocked.

>>714977367

did you tell her youve fapped to her a million times.

>>714981607
2003 or 2004

>>714974001
Met a lot of famous people, but there are a few that stand out. I became really good friends with Johnny Depp when I was an extra on Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest and At World's End. We had quite a few common interests that helped form our friendship, we talk on a daily basis, and meet up a few times a month. Btw, Amber Heard is a crazy, abusive bitch who should be locked up for domestic abuse. Secret though, his daughter Lily gives great head.

Not a story of meeting someone, but a famous person story nonetheless. I hate to admit this, but my family is very close to the Cyrus family. My father was a professor at Georgetown College when Billy Ray Cyrus attended and the two became good friends. Our families are so close that we celebrate the holidays together. I've known Miley (Destiny) since I was a kid and we've always been good friends. When Miley broke up with Liam Hemsworth in 2013, I "dated" her for almost a year. By date, I mean became her friend with benefits and basically lived with her LA. Not much in the way of boobs, but that pussy was great and she's a freak in bed.

Last one that stands out is when my friends father introduced me to George Clooney in 2010, who is from my hometown. He was really cool, we talked about charity work and he paid for my dinner. I now actively do charity work with him, and he is the reason I'm earning good money in the movie industry. We talk weekly, go on trips together, and I eat dinner with he and Amal a few times a month at their place.

I'm also good friends with some YouTube personalities such as Danny and Michael Philippou (RackaRacka), Rob Ferretti (superspeedersRob) who owns Gotham Dream Cars (I get unlimited free rentals), and Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist (ERB creators) just to name a few. I also used to fuck Penny Pax on the regular before she got in to porn. We both went to the same high school, and I dated her from her 2006 until 2010. That's when I moved to LA because of George Clooney.

>>714981515
Sounds about right. He keeps the voice up all the time, eh?

>>714980939
She used to come to my home town because her best friend went to college there..

Well I had a female friend who was friends with Taylor's best friend and Taylor Swift was in town one weekend..

My best friend and I, being friends with Taylor swifts best friend's friend tried like hell to get her to come to one of our barn parties.. we figured fuck this is Kansas. She's a country singer. Bon fire/barn party, country shit, 4 wheelers, she would be all over the idea, right? Long story short, the best friend's friend comes out, we try like hell to get Taytays BF to get Taytay to come out... shes not having it. Being a total cunt. Eventually gets Taylor on the phone, my best friend starts talking to her, trying to convince her to come out to our country party instead of the shitty ass bars on Mass Street. Taylor was a total bitch about it and my friend ends up literally calling her a cunt and a fake bitch and hangs up on her. Lulz were had, fuck Taylor Swift, bitch is not country at all.

>>714981867
You know what? Despite all odds, I believe you.

I'd believe you more if you link me your IMBD

>>714981876
Nonstop.

>>714981947
True that .

>>714982054
What a bastard. How about Al Pacino?

I regulary play board games with pretty famous porn star Angel Wicky. She is really down to earth and fun :)
No fucks though.

Met Muhammad ali. Signed a picture and gave it to me. Also have a picture of me fake punching him.
Met mark wahlberg at the opening of one his wahlburgers restaurant's. Shook his hand.

Dr.Acula came to my town at Jerry's Pizza venue and happened to be good friends with my exes family so they stayed at her aunts. I drank with those cunts and they were all lame as fuck except the sound dude. I was 18 at the time so six years ago. There's also a few infamous skaters in my town i've grown up skating with. Still run into Devin Calloway at The Mint bar a fucking grip when he's in town. Never been hyped up much about famous people though. I don't understand it.

I met snoop dogg at a hotel I was delivering room service to him and his crew.
I open the door and it is a thick cloud of weed smoke and everyone is laughing. One dude was I think a pimp and he wore sunglasses with $$ symbols on them that lit up.
Snoop said "Do you want your tip in money or weed nigga?"
I was trying to be cool so I said of course weed. Everyone was laughing and said well pull up a seat then lil nigga. Then they started playing a game where I think they trying to get me as high as humanly possible. They just kept passing multiple blunts around while rolling up new ones and had a roor ice bong too. Felt like I was loosing my mind and I was real silent as they all just kept laughing and talking I just smiled and laughed along with them. Everyone was having a good time I was melting into the couch but then some girl came down from upstairs and complained about going out to the club. Snoop was like "Bitch when we feel like it. God damn." Snoop was like "Hey how about our new friend entertains you." Snoop makes a look like "Sorry bro" I head up a golden staircase and there is a whole floor of some video hos. Some of them are hot as hell some of them are shaking ass everyone is smoking and doing molly and cocaine and drinking. They were really mean and aggressive. One of them started snapping her fingers in my face and kept screaming "What are you doing here?" I was high as shit and silent tried to laugh along but they were all very mean and one of them said "Well if you're not talking we have to find other ways to entertain ourselves. Get the deli platter." Everyone is instantly happy like that was code word. They told me to pull down my pants and they would take turns throwing meat from the sandwiches with mayonnaise on my butt. I was so god damned high and didn't want to spoil the laughing mood they were all in now so I pulled down my pants and they all take turns trying to get the meats and bread to stick to my butt. Cont... 1/2

Me and a few buddies met Charles Ng days before his arrest. He seemed like a 100% normal dude, other than being a bit dirty. Friendly enough guy, I was sad to hear he was a killer

Met Drake on his 2013-4 tour, hang out with him whenever he comes to NY.

>Sammy Sosa
>sting
>a few other MLB players not worth mentioning

>>714974184
The legend Dave Schultz?

My cousin was in suicide squad. Does that count?

>>714981887
taytay doesn't owe u shit
u r rednek

>>714981887

The only cunt there was you.

Won a "Meet and Fuck" with a pornstar at the german Venus in Berlin.

Went to high school with August Ames

>>714981887
Are you the hot kind of redneck or white trash redneck?

>>714978979
Good question

>>714982196
Talked to him briefly in an elevator at a post production facility. He was very laid back and a lot shorter than I thought he was. He seemed almost shy to everyone, but he had that integrity.

Met Def Leppard once, all great people, Sav is pretty quiet, Joe is Joe, lol outspoken, says what he thinks, very easy going, Rick is very funny and spiritual, Phil is pretty cool if you don't bring up eating meat, and Viv just seems to be nice, despite lobbing guitar picks at his tech.

Alan Carr is a lovely bloke, very down to earth.

Russell Brand is the largest cunt to ever set foot on planet earth, and deserves AIDS.

Brendon Burns was cool, very chilled out, chugs Monster Energy like there's gold at the bottom.

John Bishop was nice, but didn't hang out that much, straight back to his hotel.

Michael Macintyre is a moronic cockhole, fuck him with his own shoes.

Ryan Stiles lives in my town. Has one coffee shop he frequents. Enjoyed coffee with him a handful of times. Even funnier in person.

Ran into Dominique Wilkins at the ATL airport on my way home for Christmas leave. He bought me food and we talked about how in his prime he'd work over half the people in the league today. Cool guy. Fucking legend.

Met John Malkovich at a hotel bar in Portland. YUGE prick. 1/10 would not buy another whiskey for.

I met Dan from the slo mo guys (youtube)
Also met the frontman of silverstein (band)
moshed in a pit with the frontman of In Flames(band)

I don't see how this is interesting to you

I used to be in charge of security in a UK film/music store. Every month we'd have a PA by someone or other. the list of people I've met is pretty large as I used to asign myself to looking after them (just for shit to do, job was shite) I'll try remember who I've met and how cool they were:

Lady Gaga - Nice enough, just really quiet and didnt want to talk

David Hasslehoff - Utter prick. Just wanted to have free stuff and complained that nobody was showing up (this was like 2pm on a Monday releasing his album - duh)

Paul McCartney - Lovely guy. Fairly quiet but was happy to sign some stuff (wouldnt sign beatles stuff unfortunatly) but cool to talk to.

Ozzy Osbourne - Not on this planet. Didnt know what was going on. Felt bad for him. He was cool enough to sign some early Black Sabbath LP for me tho.

Michael Caine - Such a lovely bloke. Had a chat about the dark knight (he was filming this at the time) wouldnt tell me much about it but was a good dude

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost - Loveliest dudes. Signed everything anyone brought to them, chatted with fans about films and stuff. He got a copy of 'Shaun of the dead' and crossed out 'Shaun' and wrote my name. On the case he wrote 'don't ever interrupt my shopping again' (I saw him browsing the store a few months back and spoke to him then, it was cool he remembered me)

Jordan - stupid twat but I did get to see her changing so that was cool.She didnt give a shit who was in the room

Mark Strong - Had an awesome chat with him, I told him I loved kick ass. he asked me all about the sales as he hadn't been paid for it or something haha.

Maryln Manson - Funny man. tried to have sex with all our staff, signed a bunch of shit and was pretty cool to talk to

Quentin Tarentino - Got really annoyed with all the customers and took a big long break from signing shit, I though he was a bit of a dick until he come through and spent like 45 mins playing pool in the staff canteen with all the staff. talking movies. Nice dude.

>>714982838
Our barn parties were pretty legendary around those parts. Plus as far as being rednecks, we're both pretty sophisticated with college degrees, less rednecks and more 'country boys'.

Like I said, her being a "country" singer, we figured she'd be all over it.

Her friend was all 'stop trying to interact with my Taylor Swift' and was a major cunt, like the bitch literally introduces herself as "I'm _____, Taylor Swift's best friend"

My buddy was able to get Taylor on the phone after a bit and she was a total bitch about it. Wasn't even trying to beg her or act any sort of desperate, was like "hey we got this and that goin' on out here if you want s real country experience while you're in Kansas" ...Like I said she was a bitch about it, so my friend called her a cunt and a fake bitch and hung up on her. Fuck her, she's a cunt. Yeah she doesn't owe me/us shit but she didn't have to be a cunt about it. None of us were acting like thirsty ass fans, just thought it'd be cool

>>714983211
How's Dan in person? Gavin's a huge fag

...cont

Charlto Copley - Nicest dude ever. was so happy everyone was there and took the time with photos and fans and stuff. spend a while talking to me in the green room and signed a blu ray of 'District 9' and wrote 'annon, you fookin prawn' on it. Prized possesion

A bunch of others I cant remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_-7AhS4ds

>>714983053
The hot sophisticated kind with money, manners, and plenty of land/toys to have good times on

>>714978365
I hope you got to suck her feminine penis too.

Frankie Muniz

He's chill as fuck. He came in to the casino i work at to play bar trivia. We chatted for like 5 minutes about the trivia game after it was over, I didn't acknowledge him being a celebrity (basically pretended i didn't know who he was) and he never brought it up. He's literally just your average dude who likes to hang out and have a beer, no special treatment.

>>714983053
Still this>>714983491 anon.

Some farms make LOTS of money. Diesel trucks, farm implements, big boy toys (atvs and boats) aren't cheap, friend. Some farmers/ranchers make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.. do you have any idea how much tractors/combines cost?

Lee Kuan Yew

During a campaign visit, a year before he died

>>714983412
You fucked up. Everyone knows you don't want to acknowledge the celebrity aspect to more than a person or two. If you would have set it up so that she could lurk and only a few people there even knew she was there she would have gone.

>>714982838
>u r rednek
The majority of her fan base are rednecks. If it weren't for rednecks that bitch wouldn't have a dime.

>>714983199
If you ever meet ryan stiles again tell him his comedy literally pulled me from the brink of suicide, and to never forget what joy he has brought to people

>>714975449

I fucking hate you with a passion

>>714976013

why even bother replying if you're not going to elaborate, fucking cunt

>>714974397
>I am not beta
>I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
Yes, you are.

>>714983748
That's what we were doing. The only people who even knew about it were me, my best friend(the property owner), Taylor, Taylor's best friend who went to KU, and Taylors best friend's friend(our friend)

But Taylors beat friend was all "stop trying to hog my Taylor Swift!"

used to be a gold caddy in Tampa. walked around a good chunk of 'famous' people. Dan Marino, Billy Crystal, Hugh Grant. Bunch more.

File: wing.png (89KB, 256x197px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 256x197px

I've always had neighbors who are in the NBA and NFL.

Growing up, and now in my adult life.

Known actors. They're all just normal people. Some nice, some assholes.

Smelled a fart by Nicki Minaj at one of her small after concert soirees. Very unfortunate experience. She thought it was funny -- naturally I did not.

Don't know if this counts, but I used to play wow with this guy a lot, then overwatch came out and he's on one of the top teams in the world. I never talk to him anymore but it's so odd to see his name there in my friends list. Such a small world we live in.

>>714978039
you should have punched him hes such an annoying faggot

>>714983748
No one was acting like a star-struck sperg, we were casually trying to get her to come out like 'hey you sing about this country shit, we wanna show you a good time if you're down'

>>714977020

>lying as an anonymous person

>>714983491
Nice. That's the sort of family i grew up around. Not anymore though. I'm not into that lifestyle. Still see my cowboy family here and there though.

Met an actress/model one time, she's in Aquarius. Got to know each other a bit, held hands, flirted.

>>714974001
I met Elliot Rodgers at a starbucks when he offered to give me his seat

>>714984460
Oh also the CEO of Pez personally shipped me a box of Pez recently, dunno if that counts lol

>>714984548
friendsinhighplaces.jpg

>>714984460
>held hands

You fucking sick freak, you didn't even have the decency to marry her afterwards?

I'm friends with Howard Shore

Was coming out of a buckethead concert a couple months ago, walking down the back alley to get back to my car.

Some guy comes around the corner, smacks me on the back and goes "how'd you enjoy the fucking show?"

Didn't really recognize it was buckethead till I saw his gigantic hands. Shot the shit with him for a couple minutes, was a really cool guy

Asked Peter Thiel a question once at a small startup conference, he was sort of a dick and his answer wasn't helpful and didn't make logical sense.

>>714974001
Harold Shipman was my grandmas Doctor. Never did find out if he had anything to do with her death. Met the guy a couple of times, always smiling.....

>>714983748
nah ur a fucking wanker

>>714974001
I met travis scott back when he dropped his first tape, awkward guy kept touching his face

Didn't actually talk to any of them because I was younger and awkward, but I went to a Modern Family cast party because my friend's dad worked for the studio.
It was at a bowling alley and there was free food fucking everywhere. Girls just handing out free In N Out and shit. Fun times.

Didn't actually watch the show but I remember seeing a fat Mexican looking kid

>>714978841

Money = Happiness

Just ask Robin!

>>714984635
Lol, i think she was going to sleep w me, she left her things by my bed in my hotel room. Discretely changed her mind after realizing I had a girlfriend; I didn't get a chance to explain in private that the relationship was 'don't-ask-don't-tell' open.

>>714978171
Kek i just yelled cuss words at em all.

I hate niggers

Was eating sushi at a restaurant in Champaign w/ my girl one of the guys from Zeds Dead was having a bite there w/ his s-o, sitting right behind us. Pretty nifty since I'm a fan, but we were high off our asses and didn't bother him.

>>714975052
Skateboard champion jan

>>714978760
I got to drink with the guys from jacks manequin in nashville. And smoked with iration after a small show in jacksonville.

>>714974001
>Have you ever met anyone famous?
No
>Not just "i saw them at a party once"
I don't go to parties
>i mean you talked to them and they acknowledge you.
Why the fuck would I talk to someone unless they start the conversation?

File: me.png (593B, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

593B, 400x400px

>>714974001
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.

I saw Jamie from Mythbusters at a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

I was in high school with Avril Lavigne.
I actually made out and fucked her after a party.
It's not a big claim though. At this point she already had slept with half of Ontario.

My sister had sex with stone cold Steve Austin. Does that count?

She worked at a restaurant called Applebee's and Stone cold ate there before or after a show in Cincinnati, she ended up going home with him and came back with all kinds of signed stuff and disheveled.

File: image.jpg (114KB, 460x288px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 460x288px

>>714975355

>>714985247
> Does that count?
Only if you also have had sex with your sister

>>714985160
Old pasta

>>714985288
Dubs checking dubs, yay

>>714985288
nice dubs, but check these

>>714985312
I have not.

>>714975962
Lucky ass

>>714981589
Nice! I met a chick that was from wherever bubbles lives and she met them on the little plane that takes you there and she said they invited her back and got stoned and they were nice

I also met Elijah Wood by crashing his movie premier party.. passes were crazy expensive but the hotel was walking distance from my place so me and two buddies dressed up and walked up there and no one even looked at us twice
Then we went outside for a cig and he was standing there with a flaming homosexual and an anorexic hipster.. they looked so hollywood.. so I walked over and I was like hey whats up man I like your stuff or whatever i said and he basically scoffed and was a complete douche the whole exchange like I had to pull his teeth for answers.. I just gave him a dirty look like whatever faggot and walked away

>>714981841

boy thats bad

>>714974001
>swiss fag here.
>witnessed how oprah couldnt buy a bag in a store in Zurich. ( because she looked broke! )
>she walked very angry away :/

thats it..

>>714976234
Ayy that's crazy, I'm from the area! Don't hear about Evansville much. What casino?

>>714981216

i like you

>>714985324
If you can tell me who the original pasta was about I'll buy you a steam game and send it to your PayPal

>>714974001
i met a german tv presenter/author once. sarah kuttner, really nice person. i told her that i liked her tv show..and then i asked her if she still had her bush like in her playboy pictures. she laughed and said that there is now even more. really fun person

I met Mike and Jay from Red letter media at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is"

Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mike then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out

I'm friends with John Deacons son. I see him sometimes.

>>714985621
Flying lotus from /mu/

I dont want a game, donate the money to charity.

>>714976139
>Taika Waititi
this guy seems cooler than fuck
his vampire movie kicked ass