loli voice acting thread i'll voice anything you want

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http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=33

Nigger

Daddy please give me cummies with your big cock

>>714928670
roll

intro from wikipedia's article on recursion

>>714928205
hi my names ted and i enjoy barbecues and american football.

>>714928615

>>714928670
rollerino

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The entire bee movie script.

>>714922275

>>714928897
ayyy

>>714928897
win

>You're a big guy

>FOR YOU

roll

say "niggerz did 9/11"

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

hitler never meant to kill jews

>>714929007
We gotta winrar, OP delivar

>>714928274
Rerolling this

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N-nani! Daddy, you dick is so big and hard! Is this the work of an enemy stand!

>>714928897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FCBbjejunh

>>714929007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nqZLeq7qpw

>>714929007
Do it

>>714928928
Roll

>>714929197
winrar lmaooo

Good night, I love you

>>714929197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03p105n37dW

>>714929409
man i feel you in this one

butter me up, cause im gonna

roll

>>714929409
You must be lonely, anon.
I'll roll for this.

>>714929409
reroll

>>714929032
pls do it

>>714929517
wew

>>714929409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SXF5KIuXf6
sleep good

>>714929517
thanks you got it

Alex your a fucking weeb

>>714929654
say this again except in your normal voice

:(

>>714929654
Do you use anything (program?) for the loli voice, OP? Or is it just you? Don't hold out on me, I rolled 7 twice for two people.

That's fucking it. I'm fucking sick of your retarded, ugly-ass, stupid fucking cat. Your cat looks like it got cleaved in the face with a machete at birth, it's so fucking ugly. Every time I see that dumb cunts wide face all I feel is a pure seething hatred for you and that ball of retarded piss and fur. If I ever see you or that fucking cat in real life I'm going to kill myself right then and there on the spot because killing you wouldn't satiate the rage I feel from that dumb, stupid, ugly, piece of shit, retarded, fat-ass fucking shitcat. Fuck you, and fuck that fucking cat.

>>714929759
Roll

>>714929827
Kek winrar

>>714929213
damn dude, delivered

>>714929827
kek

I'm sorry for everything, goodbye

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>>714929447
I just got cancer

>>714929789
i feel you on this anon

haven't had a woman say that too me in a long time

>>714929032
roll

>>714928928
please.

>>714929409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LhL320nJ93
>>714929822
No, I don't use anything.
>>714929827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VMqngFYn7B

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I love toddlers, It's like that "Over 20lbs of pussy and ass" Meme but in real life. They're also super tight and they wriggle around so much!

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>>714928928
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>714930075
Right in the fucking heart.

>>714928928
kek roll

Just moan for like a minute

Fuck you fuck you just said to me, you little bitch? I want you to know, I was in my class SEALs after graduation, I have been involved in Al Quaeda attack many secrets, I have more than 300 deaths confirmed. I accepted the gorilla warfare, snipers in my entire military top. You are I have nothing, but only one goal. I will ruin your fucking exactly the same, it has never seen before on Earth, fuck mark my words. You think you can escape me, dog feces on the Internet? Think again, fool. As we speak I contacted my secret across the United States and your IP spy network being tracked, now so you better prepare for the storm, maggots. Knock you call your life storm poor little thing. You fucking dead, child. I can be anywhere, any time, I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, this is just my hand. I not only widely accepted unarmed combat, but I got the whole arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, I would use within its maximum range to wipe your ass face miserable continent, you bastard. As long as you know your little revenge evil “smart” comment is about to put your stuff, maybe you’ll get your fucking tongue. But you can not, you do not, you pay now, you fucking idiot. I’ll shit in your anger, you will drown in it. You fucking dead, kiddo.

>>714928928

Stop rolling for this shit.

>>714930396
rawlin

>>714930396
this please

>>714930397
winrar

>>714930396
Rolll

>>714930396
Rolling for this

>>714928928
The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise military strike conducted by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor

>>714930400
Dubs demand it

Also >>714930396 roll

>>714930396
>this
lol

Just talk dirty

>>714930396
roooooooooooooolllll

>>714928928
rollarino

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>>714928205 can you moan like his op ? xvideos com/video17785683/nerdy_geek_teen_stuffs_asshole_-_thebestcams.net

Say in your normal voice "Cormelia, you're the best!"

Pleeease

>>714930518
Roll

>>714930487
>>714930477
>>714930447
That's three 7's. Maybe that should make it 3 minutes?

>>714930460
roll?

Most divine and unholy of Masters, we offer to thee the blood of the holy. A virgin sacrificed to sate your rage and quell your endless torment. Offer unto us a boon of fire and brimstone that the holy may be slaughtered ceaselessly for 20 days and nights.

>>714930597
ayyy winrar

>>714928205
Leave this thread.

"It's ok if you play with my sister, daddy does it all the time. She won't even remember...

No, really! We keep toys and stuff right by her bed.

Look how she's trying to push it away with her feet, she *hates* the massager.

'Uh oh, is baby gonna cum? Oh no!'

>>714930397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1doaOOPBBCB
>>714930447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tq3AhkswBB

In Heaven
Everything is fine

In Heaven
Everything is fine

In Heaven
Everything is fine
You got your good thing
And I've got mine

In Heaven
Everything is fine

In Heaven
Everything is fine

In Heaven
Everything is fine
You got a your good thing
And you've got mine

In Heaven
Everything is fine

In Heaven

In Heaven
Everything is fine
You've got a your good thing
And you've got mine

In Heaven
Every thing is fine

I hate fears, I shake spears
I know pain from cuts and bruises when you lose, I can relate tears
I haven't seen my father for seven going on eight years
Thirteen in the spot you left me out like I'mma wait here
Yellow is for my mom's favorite color
White cause thats the race I kept getting in trouble by
And you ask me why my father couldn't be a man? He's a lullaby

"Please go easy on me. It's my first time."

>>714930717
nut

>>714930711
reroll

>>714930711
Roll

>>714930784
Roll

Eric is a faggot

>>714930867
Winrar

>>714930883
rerell

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>>714928205
Where can we donate to u OP?

How does one do this for a living?

>>714930883
last rolly

>>714930626
Reroll

>>714928928
last roll

>>714930717
femanon, this is perfect.

"Your cock can stay in that little cage for a month."

>>714930717
I'm both happy and disappointed at the same time

Is this Enkidu? Great to see you around again! I hope you've been doing well. Could you please do some blowjob/rough sex noises?

>>714930883
roll

>>714931087
winrar

>>714928205
Look Sharp "
" Dead Whale "
" Sunk Boat "
" Hunt Him "
- "AHAB AHAB
AHAB AHAB"

>>714930984
I don't know. I would pay for someone to talk like a loli while I beat off and talked dirty

I wish that everyone I knew was dead
So that I'd never have to pick up the phone
I just wanna be naked
And masturbate all day at home

Time to start my day strong, I'm fucking with breakfast
Prejudice, they hate to see a nigger in a Lexus
Self paid, self made, self sun, self shade, oh
I guess they wanna be like me now, but before they couldn't see how
Drunk in class off of Corona, alcohol in my Arizona
It's because my life was in a coma

I'm all alone in this world, shit, I'm all alone in this world
Am I all alone in this world, am I all alone in this world?

Did you just call me a little girl? You fucking shitlord! I can't believe you assumed my gender! I'll have you know that I'm an attack helicopter! Respect my pronouns shitlord. Take this! Death from above! Pbbbbbbbbbbbbt!

If this rolls 7, you must sing the entire nutshack song.

You need to set up a permanent site femanon. People would definitely pay money for this. Do something like tyrone or those indian kids.

Why am I in this thread? I clicked because I was curious as to what a "loli voice" sounds like.

I'm not even behind tor or vpn, I'm probably on a list now. Thanks anon.

Eric is a fuckboy

>>714931255
reroll

>>714931287
winrar

>>714931255
rolling again

>>714931255
rollin that shit

>>714931068
>714931068
roll

>>714931241
Rerolling for jesus

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle

rap for us femanon

>>714928928
ROLL

MOAN HARDER

>>714931471
Some og shit, your choice in what.

I'm tryna put you in the worst mood, ah
P1 cleaner than your church shoes, ah
Milli point two just to hurt you, ah
All red Lamb’ just to tease you, ah
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty, need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face man I love my baby
You talking money, need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see a shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
I switch up my cup, I kill any pain
Look what you've done
I’m a motherfuckin' starboy
Look what you've done
I'm a motherfuckin' starboy

>>714928928
rohooll

>>714931465
roll

Surrender to overwhelming emotions

>>714930939
You can donate me to me on
https://www.patreon.com/EnkiduVa
to my paypal: [email protected]
and my youtube is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk9fzkczzGV-dfzlZqzXUZw

>>714930867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fTKqiPFFRF

>>714930984
I'M TRYNG
>>714931057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uaSkr8Qz2J
>>714931087
this is enkidu ! Ive been good!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uv6xRGPO4q
>>714931266
I have been considering it, But check out my links
. >>714931287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tEtBFxH9Zw
>>714931347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n9eI7df8w3

>>714931502
>>714931068
rolling for either

>>714931502
roll

>>714931517
winrar for starfag

>>714931533
dubs dose that mean anything?

>>714930717
I literally just came to your voice OP

>>714931600
dubs(2)

>>714931537
Recognized you right away by your voice. Thanks a lot for doing this! Glad to hear you've been well. A while back you did one of these threads with you live streaming. It was up on youtube for a while but now it's not. Any chance you could repost?

>>714931502
rolling

Mean loli:

If you come while I'm cleaning you again, I'm putting you back in the cage for a month 'til you learn to control yourself.

>>714929409
Hit me deep.

>>714931502
rawl

>>714931561
You'd be lying if you said it wasn't a good song.

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>>714928205
CHIEDI SCUSA A ZEB89

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>>714931537
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n9eI7df8w3
>That giggle

>>714931755
rolling

>>714931502
roll

Roughly getting fucked from behind

Bend over bitch, I'm going to fuck your ass with this strap-on.

The art of war is of vital importance to the State. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected

>>714928205
Do you even remember the last time they protected amd served you? No! Police neglect and fuck you over! Our point is made! Our point is made!
SEND THEM TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH

>>714931865
Roll

I have crippling depression

"Traps are gay... god damn faggot."

>>714931927
First try

>>714930711
reroll

>>714931537
dumb mac user.

>>714931963
shut up Aaron

The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise military strike conducted by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor

>>714931927
Traps aren't gay. Go ahead and fap to that feminine dick.

>>714931465
reroll

>>714932052
roll

>>714931662
nice
>>714931753
I don't upload them anymore due to how bad youtube has turned into ! I am sorry! I'm glad you've remembered me
>>714931857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fs0lgytqDY
>>714931927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SfCtsUUwqQ
>>714932004
i'm not on mac tho

penis and also dicke and balls

>>714931865
Re-Rolling

>>714932011
rolling for this

>>714932011
roll

>>714931502
rollin

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I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

So come on baby, (don't fear the reaper)
Take my hand (don't fear the reaper)
We'll be able to fly, (don't fear the reaper)
Cause baby, I'm your man...

>>714931865
rolling for this

There are roads which must not be followed, armies which must not be attacked, towns which must not be besieged, positions which must not be contested, commands of the sovereign which must not be obeyed

>>714932111
>when I get dubs 1 and then trips 1

>>714932135
reroll

>>714932052
Rolling again for feminine dick

>>714930711
rollerino

>>714928205

"I'm a sad autistic kissless perma-virgin that spends his time in his mothers basement debating with Christians, boasting about my dagger collection, watching Anonymous videos on YouTube and pretending to be a pre-pubescent hyper sexualised animated child, because I'm the fattest peadophile this side of Operation U-Tree".

>>714932166
>AND THEN DUBS AGAIN

>>714932160
reroll

>>714929447
>*beep*

If you're a man I fucking quit life

>>714932052
One last roll

>>714931865
Rollllllllllll

>>714932193

Rolling for this fat fuck to realise his lack of worth.

>>714931895
Rolling for this

>>714932127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dm4lgVG8rO
>>714932221
I am a woman, check my social media cuck

>>714932081


Top tier

You need to stop everything. What are you doing with your life? Look at you! Sitting in front of your computer, with Cheetos crumbs all over your fucking shirt! You're dirt to me. You're disgusting! You're fucking sick! You're nothing. You're dirt. Fuck you. Fuck you!

>>714931865
rolling

>>714932052
okay one last roll

daddy im so sweepy, come snuggle all comfy cozy

Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

>>714931865
rrrrrrrrrre-roll

>>714932293
Rerolling

>>714932193

Roll again. Hopefully this fat cunt dies of cholesterol related illness before he can breed.

>>714929447
>inb4 Op is a 40 year old neckbeard

>>714932323
reroll

>>714931865
rollin

Hence a commander who advances without any thought of winning personal fame and withdraws in spite of certain punishment, whose only concern is to protect his people and promote the interests of his ruler, is the nation's treasure. Because he fusses over his men as if they were infants, they will accompany him into the deepest valleys; because he fusses over his men as if they were his own beloved sons, they will die by his side. If he is generous with them and yet they do not do as he tells them, if he loves them and yet they do not obey his commands, if he is so undisciplined with them that he cannot bring them into proper order, they will be like spoiled children who can be put to no good use at all

>>714932382
Jesus that looks painful

Hey mister, wanna grab some pizza with me? Meet me at Comet Ping Pong pizza and we can have some real fun. Fill me up mister.

"you worthless wizards need to do something real with your lives and stop masturbating to lolis"

>>714931865
so much this

>>714932323
pls

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

>>714932458
rolling for dis

“There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard.

There are not more than five primary colours, yet in combination
they produce more hues than can ever been seen.

There are not more than five cardinal tastes, yet combinations of
them yield more flavours than can ever be tasted.”

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>>714932359

Hey boys. Just got my dick sucked.
Cuck my dog.

Say "RedOne OoaRoss watches hentai" please lol

>>714932081
Is there anywhere that you do upload all of your past stuff? And damn, your voice turns me on so much. Wish you did more lewd stuff

>>714932323
plz

>>714931865
this one plz

>>714932353
Show me that 7

>>714932458
Current event roll

>>714932482
roll

>>714931809
its a fucking great song kek

>>714931865
Stuff leik thi

By reinforcing every part, he weakens every part

>>714932506
timestamp?

>>714932523
Just youtube and vemo
>>714932517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aNSSSj5wPS

>>714932506
Tits

>>714931865
holy fuck so many people have re-rolled and still no get. 7 get

>>714932482
do it op

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

>>714932472

reroll

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>>714931537
Youtube is A++ shit

There are five dangerous faults which may affect a general:
(1) Recklessness, which leads to destruction;
(2) cowardice, which leads to capture;
(3) a hasty temper, which can be provoked by insults;
(4) a delicacy of honor which is sensitive to shame;
(5) over-solicitude for his men, which exposes him to worry and trouble.”

A woman with this much power is too dangerous. On the other end, If I had money I'd donate but poor anon is poor. Just had sex awhile ago and now I'mma have to go surfing.

Also, in the event of a 7. "Is that all you got? Such a worthless Onii-chan.. can't satisfy his little sister."

Feel free to add in a few moans and a giggle at the end if you could, muchos gracias seniorita.

just the sound of you violently taking it in the ass

>>714932667
off by one but also winrar

>>714932482
Rolling

Unhappy is the fate of one who tries to win his battles and succeed in his attacks without cultivating the spirit of enterprise; for the result is waste of time and general stagnation.”

>>714932661
cinnamon roll

>>714932482

>>714932707
WINRAR!

>>714932482
plz

>>714931865
Reroll

>>714932707

WIN RRRRRRRRRRRRA-

>>714932684
Also rerolling cause fuckit why not.

You're the edge of privilege

>>714932604
i just found that on her insta

I love how I alone have gotten 3/4 of the wins in this thread. feels good.

>>714931895
Rerolling

>>714932661
Another roll

>>714930711
One more roll

>>714929980
Reroll

“Deep knowledge is to be aware of disturbance before disturbance, to be aware of danger before danger, to be aware of destruction before destruction, to be aware of calamity before calamity. Strong action is training the body without being burdened by the body, exercising the mind without being used by the mind, working in the world without being affected by the world, carrying out tasks without being obstructed by tasks.”

>>714931895
God dammit show me the money!!

>>714932482
rool, damnit 7 plx

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>>714932778

>>714932877
DOUBLE SEVENS

OP, are you in to loli yourself?

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Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.

"Can I have your c..credit card information? Pretty pwease?"

>>714932482
this please