There's a bee nest in my brothers garage, he wants to get

cover your dick in homey and fuck it

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surround the hive with marijuana plants and watch them try to fly about while stoned.

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>>714924817

> cover your dick in homey

Put the hive in your ass

Call a bee keeper. Bee's are dying off we need to save them.

>>714924743
Katana

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>>714924817
> cover your dick in homey and fuck it

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He locks you and himself in his garage, knocks the nest down, and films it.

>>714924743
don't fuck over bees, you mongoloid. wasps, hornets etc are fair game, but bees are really fucking important insects you dipshit. call a goddamned apiarists (bee keeper you uneducated fuckstick)

Just call some bee keepers to steal those ass hats. They will make those fucking ass hole bees pay! Bee keepers make bees into slaves. There is nothing worse than that! They have to work extra hard to make all that sweet honey just to have it stolen from them every season. Pure torment for their entire lives. Nothing is worse than that.

>>714925169

>>714925307

>>714924743
Jack off in your hands then throw the cum on the nest

>>714925169
KILL YOURSELF
YOU ARE CANCER

>>714924743

That picture pretty much covers it.

>>714924743
it's december. Are they hibernating?

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>>714925262
>>714925307
This.

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Fuck the bees queen to show your dominance, then they will follow you as their leader.

>>714925421
No, you're actually the cancer.

run it over with a lawn mower, then make sure to have a large sword and hack at the bees that try to escape.

Set it on fire

>>714924817
>>714925048
>>714925191
>>714925421
SAMEFAG!

>>714924817
reroll

Set the garage on fire.
The bees will run away from the smoke, or get disoriented.
Then just more the hive to your neighbors mailbox.

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>>714924743
Why throw the bag in water... why not put it in a campfire?

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>>714925581

>>714925936
>>714925738
THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

I usually just hurl whatever is bothering me over to my neighbor's yard. Bees, mice, cats, cat shit, trash, whatever. God, I hate them.

>>714926499
you must be a terrific neighbor which must be loved by everyone

>>714926499
I once had like twelve cinder blocks in my yard, and at night I chucked them over into my neighbors yard.

>>714925936
because a campfire will open the bag and release pretty pissed off bees / wasps / hornets / rabid dogs / lions.

>>714926814
my dear anon, you are a retard.

>>714926654

>>714926946
So you're saying that it's unlikely that some of these bees escape the bag as soon as it's open and will try to sting whatever they find?

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>>714924743
cover it in honey then light it on fire.

call an aparist honey is fucking delicious

>>714924743
Take it to your local Masonic temple, plant somewhere creative.

>>714927076

>>714928001
Anon is wise...

Shoot it.

>>714924743
Assert dominance by fucking the nest and jizzing in it. They'll leave of their own accord.

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>>714927087
the plastic would melt dude

>>714925169
This.

Bees are good man, wasps in the other hand....

>>714930422
I assume you've never seen a plastic bag burn/melt. It would almost immediately create gaps large enough for the bees to escape.

Fill it with liquid jello, it will freeze overnight and then you will have a nice yummy bee nest for dessert!!

>>714924743
Air horn and a lighter

>>714924743
Put the hive and all the bee's in a box, gift wrap the box and leave it on your least favorite neighbors front step...don't forget to film it

how about a fucking picture of the best OP???

>>714924743
Save the bees, kill the wasps.

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Declare war.

>>714924743
/B/ees are /b/ros, /b/.

>>714924743
Set it afire using a road flare stand back, learn and profit.

>>714924988
not possible, bees can't get stoned sorry
https://www.greenrushdaily.com/2016/03/03/bees-making-honey-from-cannabis/

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>>714924743
I'd tie a helium balloon to it instead of a rock how the image depicts

Pic unrelated, It's my dead mommy

>>714924743
Liberate the bees and bring democracy to the bees its the american

>>714932147
Any pics of your dead moms tits?

>>714925169
Agreed.

>>714932147
Seconded.

And would totally let her spank me silly.

>>714924743
the way its done in that picture. and take video, Im actually interested in seeing that

>>714932270
Make Anthophila Great Again

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>>714932469
Man I can't find any, this is one of a few I saw on her phone after she passed

>>714924988
me and my friends would smoke in this old barn near our neighborhood all the time in highschool, and it was FILLED with hornets nests, but I guess since it was their home, they never bothered us, and we didnt do shit to them. but they never acted high or anything

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This is the only logical answer isn't it?

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>>714932519
From what I remember, she took most of the spankings

Call a bee keeper, they will give you money for the queen and hive and dispose of it for free...

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>>714930330
This.
Thank you anon. Someone is talking some fucking sense at least.

I hate to be the normal person, but bees are amazing, they make honey, call someone up and they can remove it for free, then those bees can make moar honey
and then jerk to the bee porn I saw above!

>>714926654
That's must have gone over well

>"what the fuck are anon's cinder blocks doing embedded in our lawn? "
>" who the fuck knows with that autist. I heard he shit posts on /b/"

>>714924743
1. Get a 4-5 for piece of 2-3 inch pvc pipe.
2. Get a big bottle of raw honey.
3. Pour the honey into the pipe and let it run the length.
4. Smear a gaping handful of honey either on your dick or up your ass.
5. Place pipe at the exit of the nest.
6. Either fuck the pipe or let it fuck you.
7. Wait for it...

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This

>>714933102
My brother is a firefighter, he personally removes hives when asked, for free.
When it's a bee hive though, he keeps it and sells it to a local beekeeper, and gets a comfy ammount of money.
I think the most he got was $250 for a single hive.

is it bees or wasps?

I had one of those English projects where you had to describe something so perfectly that anyone can follow the directions. Kids tell you how to make a pb and j and the teacher then proceeds to spread pb on the crust (it says spread on bread! Not how!)

I took down a wasp nest and wrote about it.

get garbage bag and put wasp killer can in it. Turn shaving cream can into shooter (like at Halloween). Shoot from a distance at wasp hole. Walk up, cut nest off into bag, tie it as you run. Shoot off spray inside bag.

Might be a little hard to pull of but it'll be worth

>cover hive in gasoline
>Chicagofire.jpg

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/bees/1/

>>714925581
Bees don't work like that. The queen survives and the drones die as soon as they finish fucking her.

>>714924743
flamethrower it

flaming arrow OP
Robin Hood that shit /b/

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>>714937677
Dubs have spoken

>>714934841

That's a paper wasp nest. They don't make honey, they only fuck shit up.

Nobody would pay for these, for any fucking reason.

>>714938180
The venom has value. I know a beekeeper who advertises that he will remove wasp and hornet nests for free, and then he sells them to a lab.

Put it in a fishbowl cover the top and spray in a small amount of raid. they will turn on each other and fight to the bitter end. Or you can buy an electric bug zapper racket tape the button down then tape the racket to a stick and lean it by the nest. chuck a couple rocks to get them started.

>>714939054
>Or suck them up in a shop vac and blow them all out in some one you hates car or house.

>>714932147
You need a few weather balloons for that. 1 cubic foot of helium will lift approximately 0.06lb. If you really want to get it right, you can use the density of honey, calculate the volume of a sphere the same diameter of the hive, and use those to estimate the weight of the hive at maximum honey saturation (no bees, just honey), which will put you in the safe size for mass. Honey is about 1.43g/cubic cm. A nest the size of a basketball is 7,104.2167287 cu. cm. which is about 10159.1g or 22.4lbs. You'll want about 1.5x the lift to get that sucker going to space pretty quickly. A high altitude weather balloon will be filled to about 268 cu feet at sea level, providing 16.08lbs of lift, so 2 should do it. Keep in mind these are 8ft in diameter, so move quickly before the FAA gets pissy and your neighbors can rat you out. Buy everything cash. Send those bees to space.

>>714925169
a bee keeper will probably pay you for it, too

>>714925048
THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM
NOW MY BOTTOMS BIG

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>>714940256

>>714934332
> This

>>714940256
You'll want to fashion a net to go around the nest and have good timing with this too. The lift on the balloons won't be enough to remove the nest, so you'll have to cut the restaining rope and hit the nest with a polearm or something fairly simultaneously. If you're a dick, you can get just enough lift to make it a little above neutral buoyancy and have a mobile, floating, pissed off hive.

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>>714924817
Homey don't play dat. But for 5 Dolla, maybe

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take pic let us see what were dealing with

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>>714937216
So proove you're the chosen one and rule them as a king.

>>714941172
Take a pic of the nest or my dick? I'll tell you what we are dealing with... Stinging, Flying insects.

>>714925169
This
Save the bees man

What will i put in my tea if all the bees go

Save them. This is one of the last forms of slavery. That's right bee, make Mazza sum honey!

sit on it until they are all dead

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>>714924743
kncko knock
>>whos there
anon
>>anon who
cover your dick in homey and fuck it

>>714941865
Whiskey you gigantic pussy.

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>>714941088

>>714924743
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

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>>714924817

>homey

You my homey nigga.

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>>714940256
Thanks esse

wrap it in tinfoil and put in oven

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>>714943184