Vocaroo Thread? Vocaroo Thread. Request some stuff for anons

>>714922275
Depends, are you a grill with a cute voice, if so:
Say: i love brown mexicans
If not:
:(

>>714922275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s133wXt35Am0

"psssh... nothin personnel kid"

>>714923206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s096vGPODGap

>>714923206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aPTTtBkHfe

Could someone sing

"Fuck niggers, yeah, fuck niggers, fuck da niggers, fuck da fuckin' niggers, yeah nigga, fuck da niggers, fuck niggers, oowww yeah.

Fuck niggers, yeah, fuck niggers, fuck da niggers, fuck da fuckin' niggers, yeah nigga, fuck da niggers, fuck niggers, oowww yeah."

On

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmruHc4S9Q

>>714923206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K8sCQLfyj3

“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

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>>714923356
>>714923452
>>714923500
Nice job mates

>>714923592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vWXOTAWNd5
I fucked it up at the end, sorry mate.

>>714923592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ipDtV9FIU fucking fezbuk

You burned the food so black
It stole my bike

>>714923592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zFNGrt2gwG

>>714924194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KQBo7P1i2l

We need some cat in the hat up in this mother fucker

>>714924371
Quality job

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>>714924292
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zFNGrt2gwG
Are you chris crocker bruh?

>>714924543
Thanks

>>714924493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cwhfdrEVBB

>>714924589
what are you implying?

"I don't know who you are, I don't know where you are, but I'm gonna find you, and then I'm gonna kill you."

>>714923061
Http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aJcBCfZ8Nv

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AMgf42eCML

>>714924826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W0s6UIqCQR

>>714924854
Nice

>>714924954
Say "it's Christmas Theo, It's the time of miracles!"

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>>714924954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QvLPFO6uTJ

>>714925035
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W0s6UIqCQR
Purely splendid

Could you make another one ?

"You're gonna pay for what you did"

Don't know why I alway was fascinated by psychos

>>714925413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ViJrqcJ3ae
Felt like i should be loud for that one.

>>714925529
Where are you from ?

I'm having difficulties recognizing your accent

>>714924854
Can you do
"It's Okay Ace, The day is over, Forgive yourself and go to sleep"

Or just call me a fag idk

>>714925697
I'm from US TN, i've been told i have an odd accent, but i could change it if you want, just 4 u bby.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LOI1LLG4jW

>>714925770
No, my voice and wet pussy belongs to brown mexicans only.

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>>714925388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1THkJkZNzsa

>>714925399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16aWFV0WcUx

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>>714925953
Welp.

>>714925953
Hey cabrone i am a brown mexican.

>>714926009
Close enough, Thank you!

post more lines pls

Kinda want someone to call a number and call someone a hoe. Not much else. Anyone up for it?

Any femanons wanna make some blowjob noises? Bonus points if loli

>>714926314

"We all die someday. Sometime we die more than once"

>>714926488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhlO1JwkVw

>>714926314
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>714926433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N0XxJpcsoK

>>714926433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17QBAU4k8oN

>>714926314
Can we get you to rant about how bad /b/ is then say your gonna retire to some Rita thread to calm down. That shit would be hilarious.

>>714926635
Top kek

>>714926649
thanks fembro, came buckets

Bitch imma kill you

>>714926573
This is damned good thank you.

>>714926777
thats a dude you know...pretty sure its the guy who called the german guy a nazi and shit lmao

>>714926777
Ohh trips

>>714926813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yxNCPjxg4d

>>714926777
>>714926885
trips don't lie doe

>>714926840
You're welcome babes.

>>714926885
actually
>>714924292
:^)

>>714926908
thank

>>714926573
In that voice

"Well here we go again!
How many times will these lambs rush to slaughter?
Well, let's get it over with."

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Meh, came to a conclusion that I can't fucking raise my voice this late at night. Vocaroo threads are fun as fuck, hopefully I'll see one tomorrow evening.

I'll leave you with a line:

"*looks*you...Two... go... I need... *pants* to finish this *climbs out of logan's arms and grabs blade full of black blood.*"

I'll try to participate in a calm voice

>>714927079
You're welcome.
>>714927096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OQa9wHxnFd

>>714926963
>>714926992

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IgVSXO0M10

>>714927175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d2P9yFEGpS
I'm not sure if you wanted me to say that black blood part but i did anyways.

>>714927190
Thank you! That was really well done!

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>>714927312
It's perfect! Thanks Vegeta.

>>714927423
Aw thank you, you're making me blush.

>>714926588
Please someone with a deep voice do it. I sound like a little girl.

"Me and my wife are getting a divorce
She gets the house, I keep the Porsche
That way I can run over that
God
Damn
Whore"
THIS PLEASE

>>714927621
Proof?

>>714922275
If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet".

This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: tits with timestamp or GTFO

>>714927666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y5iB5J90cx

Quick I need someone to say

"And they have yet to meet their greatest foe yet....
BIG DICK BAZUSO"

I remember when I was a little boy, I-I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille, and I used to rub the dirty parts.

someone just moan

Thank you very little.

>>714927739
Well done, mate! cheers

>>714927776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FGhKHE2KLj
>>714927822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0582CWsgo4E

>>714928003
Thanks, man that was good

>>714927621
Even better do it

>>714928003
Not bad. Not great but not bad.

Bazuso is satiated

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

>>714928320
I can't remember what bazuso's english voice sounded like.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sQNmTQp08R

>>714928322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ucxtUAuWX5

>>714928322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qmqG17c8rC

>>714928482
Kek thanks that's even better than doing it straight

>>714928615
Thanks man, love it

>>714928450
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sQNmTQp08R

That one was actually pretty good.
He's got a real gravelly sort of grain to his voice
https://youtu.be/HEHrdXLZn_k

Here's more of a parody of it
https://youtu.be/-Fs5SS6BIxo

>>714922275
fuwa-fuwa fuwa-fuwa fuwa-fuwari
kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-kuru mawaru no
fuwa-fuwa fuyo-fuyo fuwa-fuwari
kururu kuru-kuru fuwa-fuwa tobidashita no
yaho-yaho fuyo-fuyo-fuyo fueri atama
poyo-poyo fuwa-fuwari tobidasu yo
fuyo-fuyo-fu wafu-wafu fuwa-fueri atama
fuwa-fuwa fuwa-wafu-wa tobidasu yo

fuwari-fuwari fuwa-wa fuwa-fuwa fuwa-wa fuwa-wa fuwa-fuwa fuwa-fuwa
atama ga fueru fue atama fue-fueru fuyo-fuyo yo fueru fue-fueru
eru-eru fueru fuwa-fuwa fuwari-fuwa atama atama tobidasu
pyon-pyon-pyon
koro-korogaru korogaru korogaru-taru tarura tarura yura-yura-yuraro to

atama dake ike ni dobon’ atama dake ike ni dobon’ urara
atama dake ike ni dobon’ mata atama dake ga ike ni jabu-jabu
atama dake ga ike ni dobon’ atama dake ga ike ni shizun’deku
atama dake ga ike ni dobon’ awawa iki ga dekinai sainara

atama dake ike ni dobon’ atama dake ike ni dobon’ urara
atama dake ike ni dobon’ mata atama dake ga ike ni jabu-jabu
atama dake ga ike ni dobon’ atama dake ga ike ni shizun’deku
atama dake ga ike ni dobon’ awawa iki ga dekinai sainara

puku-puku-puku puka-puka-pukari atama puki-puka-pike-kapo samayotte
mimi tsutsukarete itai no choi-cho-cho-cho
puka-puka chiku-chiku pururun’-furun’ furueru no

pukari pukari fuwawa fuwa-fuwa fuwa-wa fuwa-wa fuwa-fuwa fuwa-fuwa
atama ga fueru fue atama fue-fueru fuyo fuyoyo fueru fue-fueru
eru-eru fueru fuwa-fuwa fuwari-fuwa atama atama tobidasu
pyon-pyon-pyon
tobi tobidasu tobidashi tobidashimasu fuwa-fuwa fuwa-wa fuwa sora tobu

atama dake sora ni dohyon’ atama dake sora ni dohyon’ urara
atama dake sora ni dohyon’ mata atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwa
atama dake ga sora ni dohyon’ atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwari
atama dake sora ni dohyon’ mata atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwa

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>>714923206

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ReQEt79LcW

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>>714928322

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kzy0JInXyS

>>714928967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04RPPplc4UD
>>714928878
I tried to do more bazuso
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FZkGCZOM7v
it didn't go so well

>>714928938

atama dake sora ni dokaan’ atama dake sora ni dokaan urara
atama dake sora ni dokaan’ mata atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwa
atama dake ga sora ni dokaan’ atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwari
atama dake ga sora ni dokaan’ awawa sugoku takai

atama dake sora ni dohyon’ atama dake sora ni dohyon’ urara
atama dake sora ni dohyon’ mata atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwa
atama dake ga sora ni dohyon’ atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwari
atama dake sora ni dohyon’ mata atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwa

atama dake sora ni dokaan’ atama dake sora ni dokaan urara
atama dake sora ni dokaan’ mata atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwa
atama dake ga sora ni dokaan’ atama dake ga sora ni fuwa-fuwari
atama dake ga sora ni dokaan’ awawa sora no kanata e icchokusen’

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I9dhd1aShn

>>714929225
I've heard worse. Besides the one before was pretty good.

All in all Big Dick Bazuso is impressed

>>714929168
Adorable thanks

>>714929455
Thank you Bazuso, you have impeccable tastes in armor and weapons, axes are the best!

>>714929168
[spoiler]do you have a penis?[/spoiler]

"I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I don't drink
I don't cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
Cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

We don't screw like the white folks do
We just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more
So i can bitch at the nigga next door

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along
We done wore out one nigga song

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white don't you understand
So I can play in a trashy white band

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P"

Basically I want to hear someone sing Alabama Nigger by Johnny Rebel.

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>>714929225

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ReQEt79LcW

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>>714929589

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sk2V4RWDB1

I just destroyed your mom's asshole

>>714929760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q9ryIRFQnc
>>714929832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bxWuq7NCed
>>714929838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10R8Ma8mPdS

Mike. I'm tellin' ya, you're money. You're so f--kin' money!

Think of the children!

>>714930058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PaFIkSuArN
>>714930025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dhP9pZ7A4O

allahu akbar!

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>>714930058

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10EXWaYBgAK

>>714930246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q86KKiEnVp

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>>714927776

http://vocaroo.com/i/s081n7iVA4JN

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>>714929832
Alright now I gotta ask how do you do the voice.

And have you ever flipped that shit on when fucking your girl?
Cause that shit would be hilarious to see/hear.

>>714930537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04I9lyl3JIw

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>>714930246

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbdGmBjzzR

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>>714930668

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04I9lyl3JIw

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

>>714929596
Someone pls do this

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>>714922275

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TB9jxbP5tX

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>>714930557

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cmPrfcQTl7

>>714930537
4/10 for effort.
Bazuso was, at most, mildly pleased by this

"Its my way or the highway kid"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XgPEX64hgI

>>714930812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A9C2skY2SG
>>714930815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J5Kct8elJG

>>714931020
Ok

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>>714930959

ok

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06p68Q341HU

>>714930959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MY2Yc1iz8B
>>714930973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b6Y0FVI6ya

Onii chan, your penis is soooo kawaiiiiiiiiiii.

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>>714931034

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SUpRWtflz9

Could someone say these lines for me please
"Yugi is a fantastic person"
"Joyce is a loser"
"Mert is a horrible man"

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>>714931447

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09OMZ7PcNgU

>>714931473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SRyYLGGfzB
>>714931447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RzyMSpRf28

Can you say
"Jerry, this message is for you. I'm having an anon read this to you. Good luck with Diana."

Sir Leicester leans back in his chair, and breathlessly ejaculates, "Good heaven!

>>714931174
Bazuso did not expect this and was chaught off guard. You have pleased Bazuso, cherish this moment.

>>714931245
Thank you, your Apology has greatly pleased Big Dick Bazuso, your loyalty has been noted!

>>714931538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hf8FnU8N2N
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cHV7qixTGx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MjtcaVRd6V

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>>714931538

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ccInhczTL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h1fY8il22H
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o7KPEta5Dt

It's my own particular, one and only, four-starred Pussy. The super Pussy of all old Pussies.

>>714931952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ICw4ImHrPk

>>714931538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l3VTsA2imI

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>>714931845

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E0AndIGE8c

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

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>>714931952

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANLnVCKmXi

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I love you

>>714932096
>>714931861
>>714931849
tyvm <3

>>714932264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bKTtAspgfq

>>714932307
Jesus that hit too hard

>>714932307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PLiyHhOYuv

>>714932307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12hvifAWMqm

>>714932495
Top fucking kek

>>714932307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z1kIBSP1zj

>>714932307
Use to have a gf who would tell me "it's okay, go to bed. I forgive you"

Been looking for the right voice on these threads for someone to tell me that again.

>>714932307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s4nHFUv9OU

cheez-its...cheez-its...MORE CHEEZ-ITS!!!!!!

>>714932635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vWwaAhRpJy
Do i have a cute enough voice?

>>714932635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wQfaOOKaYz

>>714932739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nnAcohvC0b

>>714932738
Kek thanks /b/ro, needed that

>>714932738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xYNyvrz5iV

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>>714932307

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vD3gsMFQea

Hey I need another line for a friend of mine

"Yugi stop calling people faggets"

thanks in advance

>>714932783
My god anon. For years, YEARS I tell you, I've been searching for her voice.
I can't believe I found it..l t-thank you.

>>714933218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IaUUjnIJO6

>>714933218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iohv5tbSXm

>>714933262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02kWrvAmxho
>>714933218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lMkxyofmT9

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>>714933218

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qc4wQjePib

Could someone say "I faked autism for money!"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sewQqrY4pg

>>714934056
Will do requests btw

Question, what is vocaoid, why are most clips less than 30 sec. Can it go over? Is it totally anon?

Thanks! And I guess call me limp dicked holy covered faggot for being new

>>714934056
Get to the chorus dammit

>>714934084
Kill yourself too ya asshole

Is thread dead?

>>714934159
It's vocaroo, Clips can go on for a long time it's just no one is recording very long ones. it is totally anonymous.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oeqyaAamsG

MOAN
O
A
N

"Everything is ok"

>>714934607
What's the point of them? To practice voice acting?

Also are you imitating guts from Beserk? If so your pretty spot on

>>714934979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JsakceKe1V

Could someone say these for me?

"you thought it was yugi, but it was ME! DIO!"

>>714935053
No just to have fun and read lines in the thread, it can also be used to deliver voice messages i guess.
I am not but i guess i will take it.

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>>714934906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BeYpl0D6EH

>>714935124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13amU48vjbz

"DEUS VULT, infidel"

"You are nothing... but filth."
Please. I need it for my game.

>>714935124
nice meme

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>>714935224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HbTv2R6foM

>>714935182
Ah sorry. It's just what I thought of when I heard it.

I guess I'll have to find an old mic somewhere, cause it does seem like a bit of fun. Thanks for the info!

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>>714935224

>>714923592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k4UHne454s

>>714935503
Kek

>>714935384
I tried to remove my rasp for this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OLtcEQJENl
>>714935422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fAq9tWRrbt
>>714935588
Nice double dubs.
But personally i really enjoy it, it's alot of fun.

>>714935422
lole wat gaem?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01nMNZT5whR

>>714935662
"Go to bed Ace, you'll be missed until you wake."

Alternatively call me a dumb faggot

Hey can someone say
"Splat went my heart"

Uh I need it.. for a friend

>>714926588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EUWLuAhGpk

I know I stumbled over my words in quite a few places but I think it adds to the ridiculousness. hard not to laugh

>>714936052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jk6B3UrRkm

>>714933913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1beC8YXCEMA

A cute "pin pon" for my notifications please
Something special when I see them

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>>714936268
>>714936222
Tyvm

>>714927689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s039ov41sZf5

>>714936052
Can I get
"Splat went his heart as I dropped it in the frying pan. The sizzle and pops of the butter became louder as I turned up the heat to a higher degree. A little of spice here, a dash of salt there and it was cooked to perfection: fried heart with a side of home fries"


Been arching too much Hannibal of late.

>>714936291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZCKIHbx1ET

>>714936482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raJTXd367P
I haven't watched silence of the lambs in so long.

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>>714936447
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s039ov41sZf5
lel when a girl made this

>>714932307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nAZgjiu3a2

>>714936447
As a /b/tard how do you feel about that btw? Always wondered

>>714922275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12SItId2vse

>>714936763
Makes sense to me. I only have an issue with it if its like

"Lets talk about a heavily female-related topic! No grills allowed."

if youre talking about how bouncing boobs feel, or what X thing does/means to a girl, then saying "Im a girl" is then relevant. Any other time I think tits or gto is the right way of doing things because its true, pussy does win you free conversation points

>>714936538
>I'll make that my alarm

>>714936705
That was great man, thank you a lot.
I recently re watched the movies and have started on the t.v series with mads mikkelson. It's fucking phenomenal.

>>714937028
I could give you an alarm atleast for when it's used to wake you up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yUYs1mUbVv
>>714937033
I need to get back into it.

>>714937007
Seems fair. You wouldn't take advice on how to be a chef from someone who doesn't cook.

Also could you do:
"We're all gonna make it bruhs." I would appreciate it. The gruff guy as well. Would help with lifting.

>>714936032
Bump for this lonely bastard.

>>714937028
>>714937358

Can you do a ringtone for when I get a call? Both a sfw one and an nsfw?

>>714937408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TY62p3p5ZE
Am i the gruff guy?

>>714922275
I got a challenge for you anons

Pick a song, sing some of it and record your singing

No second-tries or listening to your recording for fuck ups

I fucking suck at singing but here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s016Bhys4icx

>>714937733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sSyuE7XJth
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nJYDj2IDFn

>>714937408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JzmxvgVZSa
Tried to be manly!

You can do it! Im much stronger than I used to be, and if a 4'11 midget can get tough you can!

>>714937844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kkhZJJT8NI

>>714937775
You are indeed! Thank you, love your style!

>>714938053
Thank you. I appreciate it

>>714938220
You have a cute voice

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"normies get the fuck out reeeeeeeeeeeeee"

>>714937879
Thank you!

>>714937844
>pour some sugar on me
Holy fuck i loved that song as a kid.
I listen to so much rap but i can't rap at all so i am not doing this.
>>714938239
Thanks man.

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"Ocean Man should scoot the burbs because it's the bus."

>>714937844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dvvLcnygwY
Fuck it i decided to do it, i'm so sorry to anyone i deafen.
>>714939180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJ3lMSMYLY

>>714938765
To be honest I was just super into it so I wanted to post it here, share the love

>>714939363
You have a great voice but not a great singing voice
Thanks for joining me in the 4chan band, I love that song too

>>714939437
Aww that's cute as heck, well i did it and i just listened to it.
It's awful

>>714939363
Pretty good man. Your not a bad singer. Now you gotta sing it in your gruff voice though.

>>714923592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T2EKY2hvIT

>>714939363
>>714939437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VfNWbJWWgF

sing snake eater

>>714922275
"What do we want? Dead cops! When do we want them? Now!"

>>714923592
Vocaroo.com/i/s0BE3iEFniGn

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a5PXtGQsue
Kill me

>>714940168
Clean your room

>>714939944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i3PO6Ft9WM

I keep getting dubs

"We disguise our lives when we speak, but we show it with what he eat, we defeat eternal demons with internal heaps of shitty meat"

Anyone?

>>714939706
uhh my voice changes automatically when i sing though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t0vupgjcZH This went even worse.
>>714939601
Yea it's a good song.
>>714940006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z1A5vf3O70
>>714939944
So cute

i want slutty moans

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q9eQM7UCSg

>>714924826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YXLRTtBJOj

>>714940574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fGT7cYMKGa
>>714940425
Sick

>>714936136
Go to bed child

>>714940612
That went just about I excoeted it to. Fucking A+

>>714941008
What part are you replying to?

Jibun wo sekai sae mo kaete shimaesou na
Shunkan ha itsumo sugu soba ni...

>>714926488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ODHa6z2XSi

>>714940914
Im not tired at all, I always end up mixing my words together.

>>714941095
The gruff man singing.
Utter art my friend.

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>>714923592

>>714941266
>Dubs again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08x1VJEiBzG
You must be scripting

>>714941284
kek well atleast someone enjoyed it, glad to make you laugh or smile or whatever.

>>714940841
Thanks!

>>714941370
I dont know how.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pf0XHQ8D2N

>>714927312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I4GaXDZbIc

>>714941453
how i heard this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yE0by8HsfV

>>714927312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I4V9P11Z7e

>>714941742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iMnIEALeiv
>>714941574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19AFM5AWYYa
You gotta put some emotion in it.

>>714922275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18SSnDrqwj9

or saying. Im good for anything except lewd

>>714927666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uANe5qYwRd

my love for you is like a truck

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I've spend waaaaay too much of my night here. Was fun guys, appreciate it.

I'm gonna go brush my teeth and then go to bed.
When I get back I expect one you faggots to tuck me in and kiss me good night. Which one of you I it gonna be?

Bonus points for some moral lesson about trying up last your bed times or a bedtime story. Fuck maybe even a lullaby.

>>714942255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t11RxO9N1d

>>714940399
Don't tell me what to do fag

>>714941802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JOGbyLKcF8
>>714941971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i6OAntSlRw
>>714942255
Nice double dubs.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c5gCQpuouU

>>714929402
could you say
"suck my cock"

>>714927689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AC28MKZ6Rz

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mxfoKiJ7F9

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>>714922275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s4uLc1tx2g

>>714942651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12mQxMbw50G

>>714927822

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01XCvCLWzuU

>>714942804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12DvurvEC7W

>>714942255

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19RG8Sq3iSk

>>714942959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V1DMz1sw5q

>>714942804
"Its okay to feel bad. We all do sometimes. Your not a monster, your just a lost person"

>>714943094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q7vzhNW3ba

>>714942804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QgNAnwOprY

>>714943072
Won't load for me :/

>>714943202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZWfv3J1T0H

>>714942255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyYqLSnsWx

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What to do?-what-to-do?-what-to-do?-what-to-do?-whattodo?-whattodo?-what-to-do?

>>714943346
first time recording something on vocaroo. i probably fucked something up. sorry

>>714943202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10bnuhkzW86
>>714943127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15I0fs71akE

>>714922275
can someone please do a asian sounding voice talking dirty or saying something romantic? <3 Very much appreciated.

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spanks mcgee is the only one for me

moan out: Sorry, you don't have access to this

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s11fstAgWNF3
Open for business

>>714943626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TIUFgp3b4O
>>714943528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JSmOA7iv92

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>>714943626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17CcGuzEQhe

>>714943597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KXpHos8Ygg

>>714943408
damn...

>>714943873
>>714943626

holy shit that was amazing ty

>>714943916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rcJH0EW7Sn

>>714943946
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KXpHos8Ygg
Uhh thanks D: but maybe in more engrish sound so i can know what saying.

i do a pretty good cleveland brown voice if anyone wants a phrase said?

>>714925926
could you say I got a small dick

>>714942535
Thank you. You've been hands down the winner of this thread.

>>714943072
Thank you. Simple and elegant.

>>714943408
You win the bonus points good sir. You win pretty much all of them.

Night guys. Been fun.
Sweet dreams and whatnot.

>>714944247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VKfLLn9p0D
I'm not sure if you wanted me to say it to you or about myself

>>714944158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pzWJe9WKJP

>>714944400
thanks man it's fucking amazing

>>714944330
Thanks man it has been alot of fun, i hope i can make it to the next vocaroo thread, whenever that'll be.
>>714944531
You're welcome buddy.

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>>714944218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ToBwmo4hNB

CHALLENGE FOR ANYONE:
Say the idubbz "I'm gay" bit, with your own little twist on it.

>>714944705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03xSQ7GZ8KO

For anyone who is willing:

"Honestly, the state of contemporary memes is one of disarray.
Now, I don't know what can be done to remedy the situation, but we should at the very least call attention to the problem.
From there we can begin to find a solution."

I really hate my teacher, her name is Linda. She's known to have fucked the principal (Matthew), they're both married. Could you please record something? Imma try to black mail them :D

>>714944623
could you do one more? "But Joel", I hear you ask, "I really want more of a open wound meat puss look to microwavable trash food". Say no more

>>714944865
in what kind of voice

Lonely girl here. Can a guy do a recording for me saying "be a good girl and get wet for me" you can say more if you want just really want to cum to a guys voice teasing me right now.

>>714943597
you are my slave.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EbCPmYpPT5

>>714945076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ek6s7MqyTz
>>714945147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O6mD4quj2V

>>714944705
this isn't a cring thread

>>714945085
Any.

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>>714944038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ivYMYfPW0X

>>714945350
wow holy fuck that was good. Really am your slave~

"Yup, looks like that's her anus ... " and then proceed to laugh uncontrollably.